The Luke and Pete Show - Why do you always let Luke talk over you?
Episode Date: June 26, 2025In what is sure to become absolutely seismic news, Pete was accosted at a train station this week by a listener who quite simply hates Luke and his interrupting ways. An event that was sure to test Pe...te's small talk skills to the very limit. For his part, Luke took the events with his usual good grace, by which we mean he became his trademark belligerent self.Also today, there's Rik Mayall, Tim Key, the dangers of buying too much outerwear and, of course, your latest battery submissions. Can we find yet another new player? Poke your head in to the tent and find out. Email us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy.Fill out our survey here to have a chance at winning a PS5!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Oh how can you work with that Luke Murray's always talking over you.
Pete Donaldson here on the Luke and Pete show and I'm joined by Mr. Lukey Murray.
Those Luke were not the words of me, that were the words of a woman who was walking
into Leon C. Treadstation yesterday.
What, you're being serious? That's amazing.
First of all, a woman?
She was like our age as well, that was the confusing thing.
Listening to our output.
Oh wow, I was like, I obviously had a giggle and I was like,
which show? Like, Luca Pizzo's show.
Well, Ramble as well, but you know.
Could be either.
It was so funny.
Can I ask some advice from you as a dear old friend of mine?
Right.
Ask him advice.
She flattered me.
I strolled up the hill giggling away to myself.
That's so good.
That's so good.
What's so funny about that is that that is obviously very much my style.
Sometimes right, sometimes wrong, always certain. Not really that is that that is obviously very much my style.
Sometimes right, sometimes wrong, always certain. Not really that interesting, what other people
have got to say. Guilty as charged, take it on board. But what I find interesting about
it is that has been a criticism that has been on me as an example of me being shit at this
for about 18 years. So maybe, in the words of the great LP, this for about 18 years, right? So, you know, maybe, you know,
in the words of the great LP.
It's working.
It's been 18 odd years.
You think that's a clue, you know?
Maybe it's all right.
You know, maybe you're still listening though, aren't you?
So you think you don't like it,
but is it that you don't like it the same way
that you don't like it when you eat
four chocolate bars in a row, but you keep doing it?
Whose problem is that? Is that mine or is that yours?
Oh, I really want a chocolate bar now.
Yeah. But you know what I mean though, you do do it, don't you? You eat loads of chocolate
bars or a whole packet of biscuits and afterwards you think, oh, I'm pissed off about that, I need
to take that out on someone, but you're still going to do it again the next week. So I'm just
saying, just explore yourself.
Explore yourself.
Look, turn it in on yourself and ask yourself why you continually listen to this style of
broadcasting.
If it's because you hate yourself, it's not my problem.
One might suggest that Luke doesn't talk over people.
I actually am the one.
Certainly in a packed ramble room, when we're a four manor, I frequently misjudge when it
is acceptable to interject.
Look, I'll tell you what it is, it's alternative broadcasting,
right?
It's alternative broadcasting.
If you don't like it, you can listen to the BBC.
Do you know what happens with the, and Pete, you'll hate this, but I'm going to say it
anyway.
The BBC shows and fucking Sky Sports shows, they're trying to make shows like us now,
aren't they?
Yeah, it's a good point actually, yeah.
We were doing the Rambo in 2007 and stick to football. I'm not saying it's not better than us, I'm not
saying they haven't perfected it, I'm not saying we're better than them or anything
like that but what I'm saying is now they're making the Ramble style shows
aren't they? So why is that? I never know what the, I never know what is Stick to
Football, I never know what is the goal hanger. The overlap. The rest is football.
Yeah it's very confusing. which one's Mika on?
Is Mika on the...
He's on both.
He's on...
Oh no, he's on...
No, he's on...
He's on Linicus 1.
Right.
But I think he...
I think the confusion lies in the fact that he also has a lot of Sky Sports stuff.
Yes, that is confusing.
So, yeah, but there's also a new cricket one now.
It's a stick to cricket as well.
Oh, is there now?
Right, okay.
Is it...
With celebrated non-racist Michael Vaughan. one now. It's a stick to cricket as well. Oh, is there now? Right. Okay. Is it celebrated,
celebrated non-racist Michael Vaughan, who on the balance, to read this out as a fact,
as per the report on the balance of probabilities was not found to have said anything racist to
South Asian cricketers on the balance of probabilities. But I used to ghost write
for Michael Vaughan and I'll leave
this out there. I probably choose not to work with him again. So good luck with that.
Good luck with that. All I would say is that I was ghost writing for Michael Vaughan
for a few years around the time of Brexit. And he was very passionate about Brexit before
it happened. Okay yeah okay. Which is up to him.
Isn't it funny it's always the men who do a lot of traveling that you know their
lives are gonna be massively impacted by even just getting in a different queue
at the airport. It's mad isn't it? Those people are actually quite quite mobile in their
lives. I think also Vorny's made his as well, so he's probably not impacted by it
at all. Like he's probably not giving shit. But anyway, the yeah, look, it's great that
you got you basically got heckled on my behalf in person. That's brilliant. Yeah. Did you
excite? Did you jump on the train with her and have a good old chat? Or did you just
nick off? Instantly kissed her. No, no, just just just just just toddled off of the road.
Yeah, it was it was. I've never once I've never once I've been approached and talked to by many, many listeners of our show.
And it's never once been a woman ever.
No, a broad Japan excuse female bit of wrestle me as well.
But yeah, we did it.
We did a foreign show on wrestle me.
And it was it was really it was really interesting just seeing your listeners'
bedrooms, not front rooms. It's interesting.
But they're not actually phoning in, are they? It's videoing, right?
Videoing, sorry, yeah, not phoning in. They're videoing in, I suppose. And it's just interesting
sort of seeing, if you like, we should do a ramble.
A Luca Piccio one. A Luca Piccio one. That'd be great. And it's just interesting sort of scene if you like set we should do like a picture one
Right and people can do live battery broadcasting and stuff they can open up
They've got a remote control
They don't know what's in it. They're gonna open it open. We that's a great reveal. No, you brilliant
I do that we should do we should do we We should do specifically that for a live phone in.
So basically you step up, we give you the time and the date,
we give you a bit of notice, you're online,
and one by one we just go through people's remote controls.
That'd be fucking good.
That's what honesty.
Are we charging for that?
We should be charging for that.
We should be charging that, yeah.
We've given up too much for stuff for free already
in the Luke and Pete show.
A thousand episodes I think it is now.
Is it really? I think it's somewhat like that. Can't be a thousand episodes.
Someone needs to do the maths. We've been doing this since 2017, eight years. Right.
For the most part it's two shows a week right? Yeah. I mean. That's wild. I was erm. Actually
probably isn't a thousand is it? It can't be. My maths are terrible. Must be over 500
though I reckon. Yeah definitely. We're on the way. We're in the conversation. Your move, Luke and Pete
Talksheet.
We haven't been blown back from that, have we either?
Yeah, we haven't. Yeah, we tried to start some beef, no beef was in the pie.
I've got the impression. I looked into this after we talked about it. And I get the impression,
this is me throwing another kind of shot across their bow.
Right.
Because you've already did that with that,
you were questioning that they're a bit problematic.
I didn't say that, you did,
because you looked at their YouTube channel.
I think they might be quite vastly inflated
by having done some kind of deal with Spotify,
because I don't think their show's actually that big.
Right, okay.
They've got far fewer followers than the Ramble
on YouTube, for example.
It's the video stuff though, isn't it?
If you start as video, that's how you kind of...
Yeah, but they're not very big on YouTube, is what I'm saying.
And yeah, anyway.
They're alright.
They're alright.
It doesn't matter.
You weren't saying that though.
You were saying they weren't alright.
That's the whole point of this.
I know I said some of their content looks a bit problematic.
You said one of them pissed on a church. That's what you said.
Stop bringing back stories from last week. Oh, Monday.
Monday. It's a callback, mate.
I cut up an archive show for Abroad in Japan and basically me and Chris Broad from the show are in a Sapporo hotel literally weeks,
literally like two weeks before Japan just closed
its borders and listening to us make our little plans as to what we're gonna be
getting up to that year is absolutely, it was like listening to Indiana Jones record a podcast as a big
fucking rock, it's like rolling down a hill towards him and he's telling everyone
what he's gonna get up to. It's brilliant.
Weren't they really like, they were really strict on it. What would have happened if
you got stuck there when it happened?
They would have happily got rid of us because that's what they're like. But there's a wrestler
we know who basically was stuck in Japan during the pandemic and they managed to continue
doing wrestling shows and see a British guy
from Stafford where he's near Birmingham. And he got stuck in Japan and he's basically
just made a career out of it now and he's one of the title holders.
Made lemonade out of lemons right? Made lemonade out of lemons.
What would you have done? Tell me what you would have done if you got stuck there. How
would you have rebuilt your life in Japan?
Oh, I mean, yeah.
It would be a good year and a half, I would say, if you're in Japan for that amount of
time.
I reckon I could probably learnt a few more words other than, can I have a beer please,
where's the toilet, et cetera, et cetera.
So yeah, I think I would have had an all right time.
But I think also the fact that I did have a partner and a dog or two
in England would have made it more difficult.
For who? For which of you?
Well not for them, they'd have had a lovely time. Absolutely lovely.
Oh by the way, just completely changing the subject, I just forgot to bring it up on Monday.
I went to go see Tim Key the other night.
Oh yeah? What about?
Yeah, so it's a weird one because I was in Bristol
with the old Vic.
It was a weird one because I-
What were you doing in Bristol?
That's miles away, how dare you?
Well, I took a few days off, week before last,
to go and visit some friends.
I got quite a few friends who live around that way.
Three or four of my really close friends
live down there now.
You do look a bit Bristol-y, I would say.
If I was gonna to pick you out
I would sort of say he looks like he's on nodding terms with illicit, like bad weed
and great tractors. Yeah, I think I've got that look, I can't deny that. But I think
the thing that annoys me about that part of the world is it's a bit mystical, it's a bit
slow paced and it's a bit too liberal as liberal. Right, okay.
You like it.
Is it liberal?
I thought they were very nationalistic, but for a very small, carnish bit.
No, Crystal's very left-wing, isn't it?
Right, they've got scooters all over the gaff.
And there's loads of stuff that they do down there which I admire, like this kind of trying
to come to terms with and eventually eradicate this kind of history of slavery and stuff
like that. That's obviously an amazing thing they're doing.
And I think that's an amazing example to set. But on some other specific social issues,
I find it hard to explain this and I tried to explain it to someone the other day and
they didn't really understand what I meant. So I'll try again. You know when there's like
a debate where like it's a culture war type debate. And so it's bullshit, but these days, obviously you want to
try and win it as the sensible progressive people that we are, what we think we are.
And so, and it can be about anything. And then they have a TV debate show, they'll have two
talking heads on a radio program on Radio 4 or whatever. And the right-wing person will be
basically awful,
but they'll hide that awfulness by saying a load of things
that sound sensible and they'll generally be dressed
in a suit, right?
So most people go, oh, they seem quite sensible.
Like, yeah, fine.
That's quite common sense, right?
And then the liberal fucking progressive person
will be from Bristol, have blue hair,
and wear a wacky bow tie.
And I think this is not helping us.
This is turning people off.
No.
And that's what I associate with Bristol.
They've got an old ring.
Probably unfairly.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
That's fair.
Anyway, but I played football a bunch of times with Vish's football team,
who Tim Key also plays for.
Right.
So I would tell him on nodding terms.
I've never had the fucking invite.
Why have I never had the fucking invite?
It's quite a good standard.
I've had, I'm joking.
I've had the pleasure of Key's company before. So it's like, it's kind of, I'm not saying
we're friends, we're not friends. He wouldn't remember who I was, I'm sure. But anyway,
the point being my friend of the spare ticket to go and see him live. And I was like, yeah,
I'll definitely come. I really like his stuff. So I'll come along. But afterwards, my friend
wanted to do, get a load of book signs for him for presents for his
family because they all love Keith. And I was like, yeah, I can't really stand in this queue
because if he knows that I'm a guy who's friends with Vish who plays football with him,
and also he's really good friends with Rick as well, like it's going to look weird,
isn't it? Would you agree with that? I'm queuing to get a book signed by someone who I kind of know. But not know where I'm at.
But say you're a friend of a friend and you like comedy and stuff, I mean that's absolutely fine.
I don't think he's going to necessarily... and he probably won't remember you. Well, he probably
would remember you. I don't know. Did you stick one on him? Did you leave one on him?
No, I didn't get in the queue. I waited for my mate to get in the queue and I sat at the back
of the pub watching the England game on my phone. Like, oh no, I don't want him.
Anyway, he was very good. He was very, very good. Was he doing his new poetry book? and I sat at the back of the pub watching the England game on my phone. I think, oh no, I don't want him.
But anyway, he was very good.
He was very, very good.
Was he doing his new poetry book?
He was, and that was funny.
And the reason I'm bringing it up to you, Peter,
is because, I don't know if it's been announced yet,
maybe it has, I'm not logged, sort of kind of
locked into this particular news.
But he's about to, he's been in LA,
the poetry book is about him being in LA. But the reason he was in LA is because he's about to he's been in LA the poetry book is about him being in LA
Yeah, but the reason he was in LA is because he's about to he's basically starring in
the brand new spin-off of the American office. Oh
Is he right? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, the it's still in the world of the
Office the US office, isn't it? I think the only characters they'll probably panic and put more in but the only character... It's a spin-off basically. Yeah the only
character I think is going to maintain is Oscar the accountant across
the two. I think he is set in the same universe though. Yeah but they'll be
guesting here and there, there'll be references that we can all enjoy. And to be honest, because I've never watched a lot of Marvel,
I'm not really familiar with a lot of their stuff,
this is going to be perfect for me because even if it's not funny, which it probably won't be...
Ah, Key's good.
Key's is good, but I mean, it's very much when Rick Mael goes to America and does, you know, stuff.
He does stuff, but you're not...
He did Drop Dead Fred, which is a bad example because that's quite a good film.
He was also cut out of Harry Potter, wasn't he, Maile?
Was he? Right, OK.
Well, he goes to Hollywood and does like little sort of guest star roles and stuff.
And it's like, yeah, good for him, but it's not really a career, is it?
So you imagine that Tim Key will not be able to steer anything in the right direction,
so to speak.
I think, reading him through the lines, I think his ambition is to be a character actor in movies.
His new films that you wrote, called...
I've not seen it yet. I really want to watch it.
Yeah, I'm still waiting for that bloody friendship to come out. It came out like a month ago in America.
I think it's got a licensing deal. I think it's going to reach these shows in July. There's a hooky version online but it's crap.
And also, Key is mates with Coogan as well, right? So Coogan's done alright in Hollywood,
hasn't he? No, in the grand scheme of things. I don't reckon.
Probably not. I think the main film where he was the starring role was like Hamlet 2 or something,
in the grand scheme of like proper Hollywood films and
Yeah, he's in like the he's in the new Joker movie and stuff
He was the new Joker movie, but is that a massive career? Is that a massive career?
He is featured in a big film, but like no more than any other American actor who might be out there
He's done. He's done really well, but American British. That was good. Yeah, but it's very British
All of this stuff was very it was a British production. Wasn't it? That was good. Yeah, but it was very British. All of this stuff was very, it was a British production, wasn't it?
It was kind of a, where you had that sort of weird Manchester accent. It was good, he's good.
He, of course, he's good, but, and he's been great in films, but he's never really had a massive break,
because, I don't know, I don't know why, to be honest. Maybe with age, he'll get more and more.
What a genius Rick Mal was, by the way.
Say again.
My God. Rick Mal's a genius. He's so good. He's so funny. You watch back, you get clips
served up to your timeline sometimes. And you're like, fucking hell, he is really good.
We're very much in the Rick Mal sort of, the Rick Malestrom when it comes to Instagram
sort of videos, isn't it? We do get served this stuff quite a lot. And that, I've been
sent quite a lot of, sent by the god of computing
A lot of clips of the TV show house
So I said I've never seen that it's any good used. It's just tracking you the Stephen fright
No, Hugh Laurie, just sort of being being a shit to everyone of clever a really clever shit
He's just very never really appealed to me. No, it's, yeah, he's a real dick in it.
I loved, I've also got Rick Mael's autobiography which is called,
Better Than Christ, Bigger Than Hitler.
Which is such a brilliant name for an autobiography.
Let's have a break, we've got to do some batteries, mate. We've got to do them.
Yeah, I'll do them.
Alright, cool. See you in a bi-
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Welcome back to Luke and Pete Show.
If you've got a battery that you want us to see with our eyes, send the picture to, and
the details to hellolukepeachshow.com.
Hello to David.
Good day gents, I'll be getting a vasectomy in a couple of months.
Any advice?
Well, I haven't got one so...
If you... if you... are in the hospital they'll probably be remote controlled for your bed
or something. Crack that open, let's see what's inside. Apparently I should be in and out
in an hour which is wonderful and I can drive myself home too if I don't take the drugs.
Although I've been told the ones I'm being prescribed pretty good so I might double anyway. Surprisingly painful I think from what I've heard. It's
not a pleasant thing to go through.
I just remember my dad getting one.
Right.
I was being told that we can't wrestle with him or fight him.
He was only in the hospital.
Literally, yeah.
As God gazed upon Wally and Rod.
No, surprisingly, like, my parents had another kid after me, so.
Oh really?
Wow, okay.
Yeah, fair.
It can't be that bad.
Yes, I remember my mate Dave, he sent a picture, and it just burned, weirdly, because it caught
a rise quite a lot of it, burnt into my soul the image of literally
just sent a picture of his fucking ball sack with the sort of burnt hole in it. Oh it looked absolutely
rancid and then a little bit of bruising as well it's just oh lordy. Yeah not ideal. Yes the batteries
that David have sent has also includes a picture of Rosie the dog in the background.
Beautiful dog.
Beautiful. What kind of dog is that? Cockapoo?
Yeah, it looks like it.
Oh, it's the Labradoodle that's massive, isn't it? The Cockapoo. Yeah, I think that is a Cockapoo. It looks like one, yeah.
Oh, they've got a Cher Lounge. They've got a sheer long uez in there and a bit too small
for my six foot three frame.
Yeah, that's the problem.
I feel David's pain there because I'm six foot three as well.
So everyone enjoyed a fainting couch.
Everything is just slightly too short.
Too big for this world.
If you, for any, I mean, we can't really get a super king-sized bed
because our bedroom is not big enough,
so the bed we've got is slightly too short.
You know, there are very, very few occasions I've ever flown business.
The flat bed's slightly too short.
Is it?
Yeah.
Yeah, everything's just slightly too short.
Yeah, so, but that's that, guys.
Too big for this world.
Anyway, I feel your pain.
What's the battery?
The battery is a Dorsi Ultra Heavy Duty, D or R, CY.
CY, yeah.
Okay, David, we're the fifth person to send those in.
Not a bad effort.
We've first saw them.
Great dog, great share owner.
What's interesting is that essentially
that I think a lot of these brands of batteries, they kind of get released into
the wild, into the market all at once.
So you start to see clusters of batteries appearing at certain times.
Dorsey, we had a lot of those around the middle of 2023.
That's interesting.
So Sid sent them in, Malcolm, Drew and Matt, and David, you're the fifth person to send
them in.
It's the first time we've seen a Dorsey battery for a couple of years,
but it's not a new player.
And they set fire to a lot of people's houses and then they rebrand the battery
and pretend it wasn't a Dorsey.
Lance has got in touch. Hello, Lance.
Hello, you bastards.
Long time listener. Interactive for the second time.
Worth a mention.
The first time I submitted some batteries, Luke chirped up with,
do we definitely want to hear from someone called Lance?
Yeah, I'd stand by that.
Will you take the piss out of my name? Bravo if you were.
I mean he clearly was to be fair Lance.
I'm glad that you through your life has managed to kind of like
inoculate yourself or you know you've built up that level of armour, that
callousing
that made you sort of think, oh maybe he wasn't taking the piss he was
definitely taking the piss out of your voice. Yeah and he hasn't let it affect him because it's not like he's talking about 15 months later.
Anyway, whilst changing the batteries in one of my granddaughter's toys.
Oh I feel bad now.
A spinning LED light-up thing which you got on the Night Garden Live show.
I went in the Night Garden Live show and didn't buy fucking Diddley Squat apart from some
troop pastels.
Did your daughter like it?
It was a... it's weird seeing at Southend just... the capacity is probably 2000.
2000 children... like well, let's say 1000 children just going mad.
Just rolling around, shouting, talking talking the lights aren't dimmed so
you're just like what the fuck is going on it's so weird. So I think my son likes in the night
island but I think he might just be a bit either totally scared or totally bored by that. Yeah the
main characters are fucking massive it made me feel like the bloke that they got to do the predator
back in the 80s. Oh yeah that was was, you know which actor originally did that?
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Correct.
There we go.
Apparently he was such a bellend they got rid of him.
He wouldn't even put the seat on.
Yes, anyway while, yeah changing the batteries in the morning, nightgown.
I came across these, oh dear Lance, Long Life. They're definitely not long life, having a lifespan of under five minutes.
You've probably seen them loads of times before, but I thought I'd give them a shot, keep the good word. Good work guys.
I love you lots, Lance.
Yeah, we've had over 50 of those, Lance. I'm sorry about that.
Sorry Lance.
Now I know you're a grandfather, I'm also sorry for taking the piss out of your name.
It won't happen again, but if you are going to bring batteries of the quality of long life to us
It's very very hard for us not to criticize you he's brought into the world two generations of babies
our respect
Well, yes
In a way, yes, you know where yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes
right
Over here Vincent's got in touch with them. They are beautiful, they are simple.
The O in the Overear is a little smiley face with some headphones on. They're super alkaline.
It's been photographed on a... I don't think it's a laptop keyboard. I think it might be...
That's definitely a desktop keyboard.
Does that feel like a desktop keyboard? Yeah, okay kick? You don't generally see a lot of F keys
kicking a ball in that sphere. So yeah, quite a dusty keyboard as well.
So watch out Vincent, yeah.
Tidy up.
Tidy yourself up.
These are a brand new player.
Oh!
We've never seen them before.
We've never seen them before.
So congratulations to you Vincent.
I think Vincent might be someone who way back in the day wrote a couple of articles for the Football Roundabout website.
Vincent get in touch and tell me if I'm right about that. I definitely recognise a name from somewhere like that.
But a brand new player, congratulations to you. Let's not do the next one because we've already done three here.
Yeah well do three, let's move on. We won't waste any more.
We'll stick that in the next one. Shall I stick a quick email just to see us out? Yeah, hold your three minutes, let's move on. We won't waste them. We'll stick that in the next one, yeah. Shall I stick a quick email just to see us out?
Yeah!
Just to play us out.
RITZ, is it RITZ?
Yeah, RITZ from Australia, amazing name.
You know, your move Luke.
Greetings Luke and Pete, I'm not sure you remember me but I emailed in last year about
Pete importing his surplus snails to Australia to be devoured by my skinks.
When you wrote out my email, Luke asked how I was going to approach the show.
I can now inform you that after being asked this, I immediately halted listening to all of the pods and started listening backwards through the catalogue.
I then realised this was an insane way of doing it and went back to the very beginning, working my way through every episode of this foul jamboree until yesterday when I finally caught up with the recent Ep Pete's Hole filler. I was hoping
that I would have some crazy Spotify stats to give you when Wrapped came around last
year but all it told me was that you were my top show so I'll have to approximate some
stats of my own. The majority of my listening has occurred during long shifts doing Door
Dash and I've almost certainly had some days where I've listened to around 10 hours of
your collective voices, good god. I averaged it
out and since starting the show I have listened to an average of about four
episodes per day for the last six months. It is genuine genuinely going to be a
bit weird to only get two episodes a week from now on. You're sure soundtrack
my life as I put myself through the VCE which is basically the Victorian
equivalent of the GCSE after dropping out of high school at 17, I'm now 22 and graduated last year with an Australian Tertiary Admission Rank
in the 83rd percentile and made the state honour roll for English.
Good band.
Well done.
I don't understand what any of that is but I presume it's good.
No, sounds fancy doesn't it?
I found out about the show through Broad Japan, which I also binged in its entirety and have been an avid listener of since 2020.
Now as we end of 2025, my partner and I have booked our first trip to Japan in March.
I'm sure we'll be back in touch with the batch submissions as I drill through many a hard-off.
Are you familiar with a hard-off, Luke?
No.
Hard-off.
Is that a shop?
It is a shop. I think I've got the theme somewhere.
I thought I did but...
I'm Googling it now.
Googling it now.
It sells books, games, PCs, cameras, furniture and figurines.
It's a second hand shop.
That's Family Mart.
Mmm, not great.
This is what you hear on the trains though, which is very pleasant I find.
Yeah that's nice. It sounds like a Zelda mission. The Yamanote line. My son had when he was a very
small baby had a like almost like an electronic swing. Oh right yeah. A battery-powered swing
basically. Okay yeah. He could rock at different speeds when you want a nap.
And had an amazing theme tune that I mean, I haven't got the swing anymore
because we sold it, but I should have recorded the theme
because it sounded exactly like a 90s video game.
It's fucking like a 90s fantasy video game. It was amazing.
Is that why is that why you still got Facebook
so that you can still maintain your position on Facebook marketplace?
Well, yes, you dumped me out. You dumped me out of your Facebook profile. I'm not a friend of Facebook anymore.
Yeah, you did years ago. I started a new Facebook profile around the time I started selling stuff on
Marketplace, but to be honest I've stopped selling stuff on Marketplace now because I don't have
anything to sell. We've got friends who've got babies so we just kind of passed that down to them
and the only thing I sold on there was like big things like a big buggy, the swing, the tommy tippy machine that
kind of stuff like now I'm loving life at the moment I was sold a scooter I chucked up on
I've sold both of my pieces of Toyota Century what do you call it well just I've sold a couple
of pieces from that and it's just having a good time, man. I'm enjoying being an entrepreneur and losing at least 50 quid
on each purchase.
Yeah, it's good. I mean, my wife sells a lot of stuff on Vinted now. Most of my clothes,
which I never see any money for, but there we go. I tipped her over the edge the other
day because I bought a spring jacket maybe a couple of months ago actually. And she said
to me when we were
out, don't buy that jacket. We've got four spring jackets at home, don't buy it. But
I really wanted it. So I did buy it. And then she was actually quite suspiciously calm about
the whole thing. And then to cut a long story short, about a week later, I decided I'd quite
like to wear a different jacket to go into work and she'd
sold all four of the other ones.
Yes!
On vintage and I got nothing for it.
Any goods?
I mean I imagine you look after your clothes, I imagine they smell very nice.
I sold, yeah one of them was a Patagonia, one of them was a Arc'teryx, it's good stuff.
Oh yeah, you're always waxing lyrical
about your goose hair and stuff. I love my, I love like rainwear and outerwear stuff, my favourite
brand at the moment is Hagloffs. Hagloffs, there's a man who sits outside the charity shop in town
and he's an old boy and he wears a woolly hat and the thickest winter jacket you've ever seen and gloves in the height of summer
and says hello to all the children as they walk past and it's
He looks he because he's dressed because he's quite skeletal and he's dressed in winter wear
In an appropriate time and inappropriate time. He looks like you know those bodies you see on Everest
Yeah, looks like one of those guys. It's really disconcerting. So yeah, maybe he bought your clothes because
he is a big fan of warm clothes in summertime. It's wild.
I don't mind if he buys them. I don't see the money anyway.
No, good point. Well, so it goes. Well, thanks Rich. Anyway, thanks for getting in touch.
Yeah, good stuff. And if you'd like to say hello, hellolukepichot.com
is the way to do it.
We'll be back on Monday for more of this,
as they said, foul jamboree.
Luke Mood, do you want to say goodbye
and let us know what you're going to be doing
over the weekend?
Goodbye.
This weekend, I'll be heading down to the South Coast
to see my parents and to get a little bit of sea air
to get away from the heat of London, I think.
And I've also got a new car, so I'm going to drive down in that.
Oh, yes. You've got, I'm going to tell people, you've gone for a Volvo. Have you always been a Volvo man?
I rented one last year and I loved it and so it's also much more suitable for the boy.
So let me talk, talk to me about suspension. Is it air suspension? It's quite a fancy car. Does it have
air suspension? Is it coils? Is it... Couldn't tell tell you does it like does your does your chair get hot or cold
yes it does does it vibrate right yes yes yeah does a couple of Apple CarPlay
Apple CarPlay so they don't recommend Apple CarPlay with the Volvo they
recommend you just download the apps to the car
whoa yeah not even CarPlay that's! So it's got its own little Android ecosystem
in there, wow!
Yeah, so you can download YouTube, Prime Video, Spotify, that kind of stuff to the car.
That's awesome, I should have Prime Video on there.
Well they do, and then when you start driving it blacks out. Yeah, you can stop that from happening.
I won't be pulling the wiring out of my grand new car.
Let me get in your centre console.
Let me do some modification.
You've got more chance of doing my repointing.
Let me repoint your car.
He's covered my car in cement.
I'm just fired up with his own anus.
That is a callback that you probably won't remember but hey,
it's fine. We'll see you on Monday. Bye.