The Luke and Pete Show - Would you stay in a chicken-based hotel?

Episode Date: August 5, 2021

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It's the Luke and Pete Show. It is Thursday, the day of our Lord, the 5th of August 2021. My name is Pete Donaldson. On Monday, we heard the dulcet, more than dulcet tones for the fantastic Vedushan Anthraja. Vish from The Ramble. He was in Tokyo. I'm joined by, on Thursday's show, this show, if you will, Mr. Mark Haynes, who's currently filling his vape up. Hello. I'm not in Tokyo.

I'm in North London. Yay. Which is, a lot of Japanese people do live in North London. Okay. Probably not as many as live in Tokyo. But I don't know. I mean, I feel like I'm already getting into territory which could be misconstrued.

So I'm simply, do you know what, Pete? I'm simply going to end it there. I'm in North London. Okey dokey. He's in North London. Have you filled your vape up? No, no. Because your vapes always smell very, very nice.

I've actually managed to accidentally lift the nozzle bit off in the thing. So I've now got what is essentially an open container of glycerin and a nozzle, which would get it into my vape, which is now inaccessible. So it's pretty much gone as badly as it could go, to be honest. People are getting off on vapes at the minute they're going off about it what do you mean they're saying they're bad they're good no i mean people used to have a high tolerance for vapes because they were like it was a novelty but now if you vape people are like oh you're disgusting is it because is it because like if i because i was on my scooter

a couple of weeks ago pre me getting covid but But I was sort of like, I could smell someone's vape outside the window of their van. And they were like almost hot box in the entire van. I was like, wow, that's a lot of vape. But it did sort of make me think, well, I mean, those droplets have come from his lungs. And now they're in my lungs because I can smell. Is it something to do with that? I don't know. But I mean, the important thing is, all my vape is doing is following the path that my breath does now all i'm doing is alerting people to the fact that my breath has

come their way everyone else who doesn't vape sneaky invisible breath trail yes you know they shouldn't be proud of themselves well at every point mark i've got i'm always drinking dirty coffee and i'd smell like an old teacher. You know, coffee breath on the teacher? It was like, ugh, gross. Coffee breath is something that is... How coffee and your normal breath combine to make something that bad is sort of magical.

And it's kind of like coffee is such a premium kind of product, but the things it makes your body do, shit itself, it makes your heart race, and it gives terrible breath it's it's not attractive you think of like george clooney having a little having a little sip of his little coffee on a on a in a piazza yeah and and and then you think about is is it the smell of him he was stink brown water yeah the back of some like piazza cafe toilet as he sits there having to do two takes

of that advert and then spending 10 minutes in there just going oh oh yeah oh

the man's the man's a monster I've always said that disgusting he shouldn't have been a doctor at any point I just wanted to tell you Pete what I've seen this week

which I think you should know about desperately okay KFC we've talked about KFC before at any point. I just want to tell you Pete what I've seen this week which I think you should know about desperately. Okay. KFC we've talked about KFC before because we are a huge fan of KFC. We like their food.

We've talked about KFC so many times on this show on Wrestle Me the show where we can usually find you Mark Haynes. Yeah I've just

I got a tweet just as we were about to start the recording. I say got a tweet I mean it's not just to me they do put start the recording. I say I've got a tweet. I mean, it's not just to me. They do put them up for everyone. I don't get everyone's delectation.

It's advertising a thing called the Ultimate KFC Apartment. And it says, yes, you can stay there. And yes, it has a press to order KFC button. They've called it the House of Harland. And that's named after Colonel Harland Sanders. Right, okay. They're slightly downplaying the Southern Gentleman bit because I think that has odd connotations nowadays, doesn't it? But there's photos.

Who's serving that food? There's photos, Pete, of this hotel. And first things first, in the photo they've taken of it, I can't see any windows right there is it's a room that they've tried to decorate as much as they can like kfc yeah without it being horrible they've had an impossible design brief of going it has to be stylish but also recognizably kfc and that's a hard bill. But it's basically, it's like a hotel room with exposed brick

and they've got sofas and then they've got a spray painted Colonel Sanders on the back of the door. They've got, just spray painted on the wall, it says 11 herbs and spices, right? Nobody wants that. Give me a live, laugh, love.

There's a neon that says it's finger licking good, which I would steal. And there's also a KFC arcade machine. And the rest of it is just in the unrelaxing colours of KFC, which are quite bright reds. Yellows. But what it comes with, it comes with a thing that is a button that says press for chicken.

And you press that and they will bring you chicken. Yeah. Do you have any spot specifics, kind of what you want? Or is it just awful, just arrives, just gizzards? You just press it. There's no drink. It doesn't specify. The hotel room doesn't have, from what I can see, a kitchen or a toilet.

Right? Which I am nervous about. I might see a kitchen or a toilet right which I am nervous about I might have a kitchen right there's a kettle there as well which is sort of not on brand

because you know it doesn't make any sense you can boil the skin off the chicken and have it a bit healthy do you know what though if you could get a load of the skin

and just boil it down so it was like a thick soup like a slurry it would be it would be like a it would be like a gelatinous slurry of KFC spicy seven herbs and spices and congealed chicken flesh.

But you know what you could do, Pete? You could put that in the fridge. And then the next day, it would be like a pop. It would be like a disgusting room temperature chicken pop. No, it would be like a horrible jelly. It would be like a thick congealed jelly. It would be disgusting. Such a good jelly.

Such a good jelly. Bad jam. So I've noticed this and i feel for people who have these sorts of things to do i really do because i think you know someone said let's do a kfc apartment where you can order chicken and that sounds fine but then you actually make it and you go this is awful this is this is depressing it's really it's really depressing um and i noticed that he said on the end of it bookings for the house of harland are available on hotels.com um so i went over to hotels.com they're not mentioning it at all they're just they're not even they're not like

i think they're already they're already waiting to see how this goes before they're like yeah we'll put it live um they have they have quite an exhausting social media what kfc yeah i can imagine yeah hotels hotels.com pete is the worst oh hotels.com that's even picture of matt hancock They have quite an exhausting social media. What, KFC? Yeah, I can imagine. Yeah, they're quite busy, aren't they? Hotels.com, Pete, is the worst. Oh, Hotels.com, that's even worse. Picture Matt Hancock crying on Good Morning Britain, and they've written underneath it, when you realise you used the joint account

to pay for the hotel room. Oh, why are they getting involved in that? That's a bit rude, isn't it? Social media manager is another. Like having to make a KFC apartment, being social media manager, you're doing a lot of sort of like bringing to life stuff that you probably wouldn't do in any other circumstances.

Yeah, yeah. That seems silly. That seems foolish because that will come and bite you on the chicken bum, I would say. Also, their avatar at the top is a woman eating a burger, which is clearly not a chicken burger. So I'm not even sure that Hotels.com have been informed about the KFC House of Holland Hotel.

If anyone is listening, I just want to give you a heads up. But yeah. So that was the most disgusting thing I've seen this week, Pete, and it made me feel sick. I have become obsessed quite recently with must. Must? Must. A periodic condition of intoxication that male elephants experience.

And they basically, they just flip the fuck out. So at certain times of the year, a male elephant will produce 60 times the amount of testosterone. They'll have highly aggressive behavior and there'll be a massive, you know, large rise in those kind of reproductive hormones. And they will kick the shit out of fucking anyone. And they don't know why. They kind of know why, but they don't know exactly why elephants, male elephants, flip the fuck out. They get the rand on. They just get the rand on.

But it's not just the rand. It's just anger. And the thing that gets the most disgusting thing about it is there's this little fucking all this little temporal duct on the side of the elephant's head right that when it when they're in must and they secrete they secrete this

disgusting like temperance accretion and it just rolls down their face. And it's basically just coming out the side of their fucking head. They're so horny and angry that just this fucking, this hole opens in the side of their head and just bleh, bleeds out of it. And they've been known to attack female elephants, regardless or not whether they're in heat. They are just, they discharge this tar-like secretion from the temporal ducts on the side of the head it's got proteins lipids lots of

cholesterol phenol just loads of fucking crazy shit coming out of their fucking because they're so angry why is it like more repellent when it comes out of like the side of their head than if it was like their their bums you know i'd be more likely to eat something out of the side of their head than if it was their bums. Their bums. I'd be more likely to eat something out of the elephant's bum than I would out of the annual head secretion. In the KFC hotel or not? They've got a button that you

can press for elephant musk. It's a different button. The label falls off the KFC machine. I'm all animal dung. Is it called must or musk? It's must. Must.

M-U-S-T-H. I must. It's from the Persian intoxicated. It's Urdu. Okay. You're kind of Persian. I think that's right. Isn't must, you get that on sort of like grapes, don't you,

as they begin to ferment? Right. Okay. So that one just starts to like sort of bleed. So that is as they begin to ferment right okay so that's what it starts to like sort of bleed so that is as they as they start to become alcoholic so that is sort of intoxicated yes that makes sense right sort of thing what so what what benefit does it do them in like like like like uh like evolution i think it's like we talk about we talk about we talk about wrestlers on wrestling i think it's like, we talk about wrestlers on WrestleMania.

I think it's like a hulking up. Yeah. It's kind of hulking up. I mean, are they just like fighty or are they also very romantic? No, fighty. Not fucky at all, really.

No. They're just really, they just, I had no idea because we have this very kind of, because they have to be protected. You know, you can't go around shooting them.

Well, having heard this though, I think maybe we need to rethink that has this changed your opinion on elephants hearing about the the secretions from the temporal gland in the side of the fucking elephant's head it looks disgusting i don't like these new holes in the side of their head no i didn't know this happened this is when i like i found out that female elephants sometimes have tits. I don't like it. No, that I do like. No, that I do very much like.

With all the holes in the elephant's body as is, why do you suddenly need two more for just this disgusting sort of like red bull? This disgusting greasy food. Go mad about. It is. That's probably how they make red bull, I think. Well, I don't know about that, I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

Legal backtracking. Do we know everything there is to know about elephants yet? They're pretty slow. I mean, like, they don't do anything surprising. Apart from this. This is a real surprise. Are they sort of like, oh, the elephant's graveyard, that thing, that riddle is solved. We know what goes on there. As in, like, what do you mean of like oh the elephant's graveyard that thing is that riddle is solved we know what what goes on there as in like what do you mean as in the elephant so as in they all go to the sort of same place to die and then they'll go and do they right yeah okay that's like a famous thing about elephants is it the the phrase elephant's graveyard i would say is

one of the more famous expressions i would argue, because I did work at a zoo, and I'm not pulling the whole, you know, if you'd ever been a footballer, Pete, bollocks. Oh, you put a fair few elephants in the ground, didn't you? Well, I just remember their graveyard was very much behind the education centre. It was just this big, really huge lump in the ground. And it was like, what's that?

Why is there a lump in the ground there? And I like, what's that? Why is there a lump in the ground there? I said, that's where all of the elephants are buried. And it's just a big lump where they just throw the elephants in. Because obviously, you can't really do anything with them, I suppose. I guess you're supposed to send them off. But yeah, a couple of them just went in the ground. You can't do anything with them. But I mean, you can if you're really interesting, can't you?

Look, let me have a look. How much can you buy elephant bones for? Right. i'm fairly certain this contravenes some kind of uh podcast law this is for it this is saying you can buy them oh they're sold out but this was in india but um how much were they 600 why are you going to elephants.com i've just typed in uh i had it already there, buy elephant bones. What website is this? Is this the dark web or just general, you know, just eBay? See, I mean, they're talking about, obviously,

like elephant ivory is illegal. Right, bones though. Yeah, I'm not interested in the ivory. I just want the big bones. I want the thing that will kill it. Yeah. If the ivory's already taken them, then, you know, it seems silly to just waste the rest.

Yeah, but one would argue that, why do we, do they die after ivory, after you take the ivory? Oh, yeah, because it's illegal. They tend to have to either, you know, the poachers will either shoot them and then just hack it off. Yeah. But then you get a lot of the sort of attempts to cut down on poaching and things are you take off the rhino horn uh and yes so then yeah there's no point are you are you

right bum on the tusks if you cut this off you're a big loser you are an idiot yeah i can't find i I now do believe, yeah, you might be right. I think it might be deeply illegal because I can't find anything coming up that is allowing me to simply buy a load of elephant bones. There's no PayPal card for you. No.

I mean, this is either, this is either, yeah, it's illegal, or we just spotted a massive gap in a market that no one else has stumbled upon. Man. Oh, well.

I'll call time on this sorry little affair. Mark, I brought you here for one reason, one reason alone. Oh. We do a podcast by the name of... Oh, I thought you were going to sell me some elephant bones. Okay, I'll carry on. Got it.

We do a podcast called Wrestle Me, and it's all about wrestling from the 80s onwards, maybe a bit earlier than that. And we do WCW, do WWE. The conceit at the start of the project was, I don't know anything about wrestling. Mark knows loads about wrestling, and he's basically educating me by making me watch

every last WrestleMania in total. about wrestling and he's basically educating me by making me watch every uh last wrestlemania in in in total and we're saying as as a sort of like you know as a usp and you know that that set up thing you have now probably watched more wrestling than than most most wrestling fans you know you've seen an awful lot of it so i have yeah so now we just talk about it and go, ah, that was good. Or that was bad. But we are doing a show in King's Place for the podcast festival, which is very, very exciting. I'll level with you, Mark. I forgot what day it is.

It's a Saturday, though, and that's the main thing. It's the 4th of September, and it's taking place at King's Place, which is a very fancy, it's actually a classical music venue, but it's good for podcasting, which is why it's there. And we will talk about, presumably, a load of people who died rather young from heart conditions related to recreational drugs and steroids. But we do it every year, and they seem to like it. We've only got a few tickets left. I know people say that in an attempt to falsely create demand, but we do only have a few tickets left I know people say that in an attempt to falsely create demand

but we do only have a few tickets left if you want to come down we'd love to see you I really really cannot recommend our work for which we benefit highly enough well yes go and pick up the tickets check us out on WrestleMePod and yeah

there'll be a link up there. I think I pinned a tweet. Yeah, if you have difficulty, it's kingsplace.co.uk. It's worth saying there's actually a really load of really great shows that are there. Some of the people that you guys obviously work with, like Alex Zane, you've got Clash of the Titles is doing a show. Our friend Danny Wallace, he's got a show coming up.

And there's some absolutely brilliant ones from Great Big Al, which is the guys that I work with, like Brian and Roger, which is fantastic. And My Mate Bought a Toaster by Tom Price. That is an absolutely knockout show. You've done it, haven't you? It's really, really good. I've done it. I bought a surprising amount of handcuffs.

It's amazing how he goes through people's Amazon histories just to sort of look and they have to justify what they've bought. Essentially. I, I have not been asked to do that show, but if I did, it would simply be printer ink and wrestling DVDs. And that would be a particularly pitiful episode.

Well, we'll see you when that show happens. If you want to listen to Wrestle Me, just find it wherever you have your podcasts and we'll be back after this. All right, welcome back to the Luke and Pete show. My name is Pete Donaldson and Mark Haynes has left us from Wrestle Me, but I'm now joined by a man by the name of Mr. Chris Tilley.

Hello, Peter. Hello, Chris. So I'm following Mark Haynes like I will be on the night of the London Podfest. I think that is a really happy accident. This is not fair. And I'm going to pretend that I planned it. What do you mean? No one wants to follow Mark Haynes.

There's three of you. There's only two of us. It's too strong an act to follow. So, Chris, you have just finished recording yet another clash of the titles you're sat there with uh a mic muff that always makes me giggle because in the original mic muff in the original like picture of clash the titles there's loads of popcorn and you've just got like a yellow kind of muffin for some reason that always makes me laugh yes yeah yeah yeah can we can we have a

redesign and can we have new photos as well because i've lost a lot of weight since those photos and i've shaved my head so then they're quite false advertising let's pop just put more popcorn around your face it's lovely to see your first crowd i've not seen you on more than one occasion during the euros i planned on seeing, and for whatever bloody reason, I didn't manage to bloody do it. So I feel like I've not seen you for a very long time. Did you enjoy the Euros, by the way? I did.

It was pretty wild, wasn't it? I absolutely adored it, but I do believe I caught COVID during the semi-final. And then the final is before I, before I realised I had it, I managed to give it to family members. So my Euros had a sad ending than most. Than most. Than the England team themselves, I guess.

But look, everyone's fine. Everyone's fine, healthy. We're through it. Yeah. Thank God. That's one thing. I just contracted COVID myself quite recently. Yes. This week. That's one thing. I just contracted COVID myself quite recently this week. That's one aspect of it I didn't expect.

A lot of people are very willing to tell you what they've had to cancel when I've put them into lockdown. A lot of people start saying, Pete, I do this. I've had to chin off a couple of gigs and stuff. And I'm like, I can't help it. I didn't want to get COVID. I don't feel very well. I don't think anyone's talking about the guilt that you feel when you've got it.

And you have to message people or you've potentially made people ill without realizing you had it and not realizing you were doing it. And it's an awful extra level of pain on top of the mental and physical stress that this thing causes. I had no idea. And like my partner, I reckon I've given her it. She reckons it's an unrelated cough. I'm not buying that for a second, quite frankly. But it just means that I'm going to have to do more stuff around about the house because I've given her COVID at a time where I am just ill equipped to do so because I can't even walk around without. Don't do anything around the house, Peter.

I've told you, you shouldn't even be talking to me now. I want to, though. You should lie down for the rest of this conversation. I think I should. There's not enough room in my kill room. I've made a little kill room in the cabin outside in the garden. I've made a little cavity wall here and a cavity wall over there and I've made this, I've made like a little cavity wall here and a cavity wall over there and I've sort of put like insulation in there

and it looks like something that has been hastily put together by a man who's killing people in a basement. It's horrible. It's a horrible view. I won't be popping around yours anytime soon. It's disgusting. It really is, Chris.

But yes, so how was today's Clash of the Titlers? What did you talk about? Good. What films were you doing it was my picks this week and we did America Werewolf in London

versus Dog Soldiers I picked those movies because America Werewolf in London turns 40 this month right and it's an all time classic you're a bit of a horror guy anyway

yeah we've not done much horror we did a couple of horrors a couple of weeks ago but this year we've hardly done any horror so but these are comedy horrors

so I think these are quite accessible. Yeah, no, it was fun. Fun. You're going to really say what you thought about both of the films or how you thought about Alex and Vicky. I don't want to spoil it. This will go out early. Yeah, it will go early. Well, a little sneak peek.

What have we got to look forward to in the next Clash of the Titles? Sea of the Tea. Well, a little sneak peek. What have we got to look forward to in the next Clash of the Titles? Sea of the Tea. We are doing Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and Thelma and Louise. When's that? Is that next week's show?

It'll be the week after next. So if you're listening to that spoiler here, you're not allowed to go on our Twitter and guess when I do the Twitter competition because that'll spoil everything. No, that's not allowed. That would be too obvious. No. Or maybe you should bleep them out, Pete, if you're editing this.

I can't be bothered to bleep them out. Look, you listen to the little Pete show, you've made your own bed, quite frankly. So, look, it's fine. But it's been a good year this year because we did Indiana Jones. We did all four Indiana Jones movies a couple of months ago

and that was very exciting. That was very exciting and it was a controversial split decision at the end. I'm still reeling because my film lost. Crystal Skull, yeah? People kept saying, why are you doing Crystal Skull? Just do the trilogy.

But why would you not want to talk about it? That's probably more to talk about in that one than the others because it's just how, why? It's funnier to give something a boot in it exactly i sort of use that you know we're talking to mark hens and at the start of the show um the funniest wrestle me's are the ones where we're just absolutely slating the weird decisions that vince mcmahon and others have made because it is inexplicable that they make these decisions yes and and with films like at least wrestling it's one guy's vision and a couple of writers and the blokes that are doing it with films you have to

brief thousands of people for that decision any decision in modern films you have to breathe at least a thousand people uh what they're doing extras uh film people the the best boys i'll hear so much about the director of photography all of these things had to be storyboarded every bad decision has had to be storyboarded at some point and at no point somebody's went I don't think we should put Indiana Jones in the fridge quite frankly. No, although that wasn't even the bit I didn't like. The worst fridge

It was all it was just the way, oh I'm not going to go on people can listen to that episode, I'm not going to go on about it again I will say though my favourite my favourite WrestleMes are the ones when you talk about that episode. I'm not going to go on about it again. I will say though, my favourite, my favourite WrestleMes are the ones where you talk about Vince McMahon because I'm not particularly much of a wrestling fan, but I find that guy endlessly intriguing.

I don't understand who he is, what he is. I don't know what's real and what isn't. And so every time you give me a bit more information, it just paints the strangest picture. Is he evil? Is he a goody or a baddie he's a well he's very well and that's why wrestling is so interesting because goodies become become baddies and baddies can become goodies i think what i i find fascinating about

him is that he's very much a a character who genuinely loves the craft of wrestling. He genuinely enjoys and respects the craft. But running parallel to that, he's really into having wrestlers that are going to be sick in a bin every now and again. It doesn't make any sense. It's rubbish. It's absolutely rubbish.

Dark. So, Chris, I brought you here for one thing and one thing only. Wrestle Me and also Clash of the Titles are going to be doing the podcast show together. We're going to be mainlining, not mainlining, that's not the word to use, is it? We're going to be headlining the Saturday night at the podcast show down at King's Place. London Podcast Festival. Very.

This will be our first live show. We're discussing trying to sneak one in maybe to practice in a pub before then, but it's looking like that might not happen. So our first time will potentially be in front of more people than we really are comfortable with if we could sell enough tickets. Yeah, I've not done, you know, I've come to some football rambles live, but I've not done a live show myself in a long time. But, you know, I guess the last time would have been an IGN anniversary evening,

which you probably would have been down at. But, yeah, you guys, the rambles set the bar high. We were thoroughly entertained that night. Me more than Alex and Vicky, because they couldn't give a shit about football. But they got some of the jokes. I very much got drunk. I remember Alex being drunker than I've ever seen him, ever. Like a proper student at sort of like a bop or whatever.

What do you call it? What do posh kids have? It's a bop, isn't it? Yeah. Posh university. A bop or a bop social or something, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've had to ban tequila, actually, when we're out.

Because you know what it's like. he just can't stop ordering them he's i i think if he knows that you either don't like tequila or do like tequila you can't be indifferent he won't buy you that he won't buy them if you say that you're indifferent to keely right gotta leave it you either have to really like tequila i really like te, and I presume you're not as big a fan of tequila. No. But he will still buy them because he knows that it gets a reaction out of people. It doesn't have a good effect on him or me or any of us. You know, we get along with each other pre-tequila. No, very exciting.

You've obviously played the London Podcast Festival previously. Have you got any tips or advice, Pete? Well, to be honest, the last time we did it, we did it on a Sunday night. And after we'd finished, everyone obviously has to go and get their train home and you don't really get to see anyone. So Saturday night's actually a lovely time to do it.

So we've picked a great night to actually perform. But we've got the late slot rather than you. We we're the 9 30 act meaning we'll be done by 11 which means people will be getting on their trains home well i won't be getting on my train yeah but it's saturday night people are going to be down in london for derring do and what not to read people are going to be having a lovely time okay so yeah come on tips and advice. What do we need to know for this? I wore a wedding dress at the last podcast show. Oh.

Because I was dressed as Miss Elizabeth from the wrestling show. You could possibly think about that. I'm thinking costume. Well, it's relatively well known that one of our number does like to wear a dress. Yes, that's true. And depending on the films that we do, that has actually come up in discussion. It's not Vicky, by the way. It's not Vicky. Sorry. Yeah, I should true. And depending on the films that we do, that has actually come up in discussion. It's not Vicky, by the way. It's not Vicky. Sorry. Yeah, I should make that clear. Yeah. So, yeah, that could be that could be potential. Yeah. Dressing up.

Oh, my God. You do a lovely Freddy Krueger. I seem to recall. I do. I do a good Freddy Krueger and a good Freddy Mercury. I do all the Freddies, basically. All basically all the freddies right lovely i'm trying to think of more freddies now to be honest freddy freddy flintstone freddy youngberg we've both got the hairline for that um what are you gonna say um so have you guys decided on what films you're gonna i'm not gonna try and pull them out of here so to speak if you've not decided but have you uh decided what uh films you're gonna go for i think we have do you think we go i mean the ongoing discussion when we do this show is do we do good films or bad films or cult films? What do you think we should do?

What would you... A couple of classics or just something really terrible? Something really terrible, but you need someone to... You need people to have known it. But if it gets too bad, everyone knows it. That's the problem. You can't do a steven seagal thing if no one if no one knew that steven the crappy steven seagal film you can't really sort of talk about it because no one watches

those yeah so it has to be but then if it's too crap people know it already oh chris it's a real minefield i hope you've had a good think about it how did it go when you guys did that run of of bad football movies on the ramble well for me though it's very much antagonizing marcus speller okay he's he's a bit michael owen for my money when it comes to watching films he like he he he doesn't strike me as one who's one who'll happily say even though his his partner is it works in in the movie industry uh he he he doesn't strike me as someone who kind of like will, you know, let something go. He'll actually get annoyed if a film is crap

or it's just a bit esoteric, a bit strange. I think he actually gets actively angry. And that's certainly the way that he reacted when I was giving him some terrible rom-coms, playing for keeps and soccer dog and all those ones. Yeah, I only asked because I sensed it wasn't going well. I sensed it wasn't being as successful as maybe you'd anticipated. But if it was just to annoy Marcus, it's fine.

Yeah, that's all you need. Well, I hope that you choose some excellent films. I'm sure you guys will. How can people pick up tickets? I mean, kingsplace.co.uk or just head on over to the Clash Twitter. Yeah, ClashPod. Pin tweet is a link through to tickets.

So, yeah, come down. Come down and let's have a laugh. I'm going to be down there. I'm going to have a lovely old time. I'm talking to your listeners, not you. I want to come. You can come. Okay, thanks, mate.

Cheers, Pete. Can't stop me. I've got tickets. Bye. Bye. All right, then. So, thanks, mate. Cheers, Pete. Can't stop me. I've got tickets. Bye. Bye. All right, then. So you may very well regard that as being

one big long advertorial for the Clash of the Titles and WrestleMe shows at King's Place in September. But hey, look, it's the only way we're going to shift tickets

and we would very much like you to be there. It's kingsplace.co.uk or just check out ClashPod on Twitter or WrestleMePod on Twitter as well. Both the pinned tweets are about that. Now, we'll be back with a Luke and Pete show. I'm not sure who I'm going to be with on Monday,

depending on who's free, who's in fine fettle, and who's not got COVID, quite frankly. So we'll meet you back here. Same time, same same place on Monday for more Luke and Pete Show bye bye The Luke and Pete Show is a Stack Production

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