The Luke and Pete Show - Yellow piss water

Episode Date: May 20, 2024

This week, Luke argues about the science of terminal velocity after seeing a hairbrush fall from a sky-drop ride, while Pete wonders why women carry them around because he's never seen public brushing. What are they hiding! Elsewhere, Michael Barrymore's on the tip of their tongues again as they discuss his recent move to Barcelona, the home of glory holes. Speaking of which, Pete asks the crucial question: would you whack an erect penis if you saw one in said glory hole?Plus, Luke tells us about his trip to Munich for Frühlingsfest and Pete tells us how the Century gets the lads going...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1, 2, 3, 4, get with the wicked! It's the Lugapitre. I'm Pete Donaldson. I'm joined by Mr. Lukey Moore. How you doing, man? Good, not bad. Yeah, good. How's it going?

Yeah, fine. Absolutely cracking. What's new? What is new? I went to Munich when you were away. What? Yeah. The editor's song, Munich.

How does that one go? You don't need this disease, you don't. You don't need this disease, you don away. What? Yeah. The editor's song, Munich. How does that one go? You don't need this disease, you don't, you don't need this disease, you don't. Yes. I've heard it. We're holding your skin,

that's where the similarities end. Is that blood? Blood runs through our veins. I know they were a bit just in Nepal, but they were good. They had good hits. Is he married to Edith Bowman?

I believe one of them is, yes. Yeah. I didn't mind them. Yeah. It's not really my kind of thing, that music. Smokers outside the hospital door. It went nothing like that. That is cheap.

That is a cheap sentiment. It's a cheap line that they've made out of that one. Oh, you're apparently left-wing as an artist. You're having a go at the NHS, are you? Actually, Smokers Outside the Hospital Door might be Snow Patrol. No, it's not. It's Editors. It's Editors. It's Editors.

Good. All right, fine. Luckily, I do have some semblance of a memory there. I can remember that. But yeah, I went to Munich

to visit some friends. Smashing! I went to Frulingsfest. Oh, what? No, it's not Oktoberfest yet, is it? It's the spring version of Oktoberfest.

They added another one because it was so popular. It's like a 600-year-old thing. I saw you in your little dirndl or whatever they call it. Lederhosen. Lederhosen. The girls have dirndls. They saw you in your little dirndl or whatever they call it lederhosen lederhosen the girls have dirndls they do

they do have dirndls but just to be absolutely clear in Bavaria Frulingsfest has always been there right and so has Oktoberfest one's spring one's autumn

it's just the October one's bigger I see okay but my friends live in a place called Heimhausen which is just north of Munich beautiful little town and so we went over

me and a friend and went to Fr Fringesfest and drank lots of beer. It was actually really interesting because it's one of the things that I just don't think you could do in Britain.

And they do like a cheap version of it and they try and get this kind of thing going. Certain bars will have like Oktoberfest parties, won't they? Yeah. But there's nothing like that.

It was crazy. And it's, I would prefer to do one in spring if I'm completely honest with myself, rather than October. But the Oktoberfest is in September. Oh, is it? Yeah. That's confusing. Yeah.

Why is it? I don't think it's anything to do with October. It's just autumn. Surely. Oh, what? No, that's confusing. That is confusing. We'll call it Septemberfest then.

I don't think it's up to you. Do that. that's confusing that is confusing we'll call it Septemberfest then Autumnfest do that I remember from Munich was landing at six o'clock in the morning really tired then I was on a

stag do and getting in the world's fastest taxi aren't they all they're all beamers aren't they they're all

getting in a beamer I'm not it might actually have been like a more high powered car and then blasting it towards Munich, past the Allianz

and into town and the person who booked it had booked like, it was like a hostel on the outskirts of Munich. It was not well placed and I was a bit annoyed

about that because I was like, I just want to go to sleep and I don't want to go hit the bars at like seven in the morning. Awful, awful. What did you just go to,

you just didn't feel the, I just, yeah. Go to bed? I couldn't want to go hit the bars at like seven in the morning. Awful, awful. What did you just go to? Did you just go to bed? I couldn't. It was closed. Oh, you went to check it? Yeah, I checked it. That is a killer thing about stags. You've got to get sensible times. Yeah, and also like hotels

and like Airbnbs and stuff. They're checking times. They're getting sillier and sillier. They expect you're checking after four o'clock and they check out at like 10. And you're like, right, well, what am I doing this for?

Like, I need longer. I need longer in your place. Give me 24 hours at least. Oktoberfest this year actually does bleed over into October this year. Yes, finally. It starts on the 21st of September, ends on the 6th of October.

Walk culture. But this was like, basically, you paid I think 60 euros yeah with that you got a lot of vouchers for your beer yeah

and then you're in this side this massive tent it's just row upon row upon row of benches and tables farts huh

farts yeah mind you the leathery trousers would probably keep some of that in I would say the leather shorts are a really interesting

phenomenon because they are simultaneously the best drinking are a really interesting phenomenon because they are simultaneously the best drinking clothing yeah and the worst because pee pee time

you just wipe them down yeah and it's good quality leather so you just wipe them down you're never supposed to wash them apparently but then when you need to go for a slash

I've got to get off you need like five minutes notice there's people like taking the buttons off in the queue it's wild. And then

what I found interesting about it was that like it was full of young people. It was obviously clearly very traditional. The band played the whole night and it was a combination

of like yeah a little bit of that but a combination of like German traditional songs and like pop hits. But there was like a drinking refrain that they did between

every song where you had to drink your beer. The beers are a size of a litre. Yeah, they're big lads, aren't they? And they brew the beer specially for the festivals. Pop Knuckle? Pig Knuckle?

Yeah, put Pig Knuckles involved. Viceversa, like white sausages. Yeah, delicious. Lots of pretzels. Lots of sweet mustard. Smashing. It was great. Look, it sounds smashing.

What was interesting? I get the point where if I see a big one litre Stein, I'm like, oh. Everyone was into it though, Pete. That is nice. And the great thing about it is that you can never have to worry about being self-conscious about being uncool because, of course,

you're surrounded by Germans. They're famously the most uncool country in the world. So there's no, none of that. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Well, Bavaria isn't quite as cool as your Berlin, is it? No. But they don't want to be.

There's no pretense on it. What I found really interesting is that it was this massive, I say it was this massive tent. And towards the end of the, the sitting was from like from five to like 1030 in the evening. There's a daytime one as well, which I think is a little more family friendly, but this one was the evening. And I was standing on the table on the bench

by that point you're not allowed to stand on the tables no and the security there are serious by the way yeah I can imagine

can you imagine what they've got in their locker yeah they're massive dealing with big Bavarians with steins in their hands

good god but there was no aggression or anything like that it was a big celebration. Grown ups, aren't they? Yeah, quite. I was standing on the bench

and I felt this drip on my head. And I was like, that's weird. There must be a leak in the tent, right? And you've been in the tent for so long you don't know if it's raining or not, right? So you say, okay, fucking hell, it's weird.

Moved. Another drip. Moved again. Another drip. Looked up. Finally. It's just condensation

everywhere and it is basically raining inside because it was so hot that feels Reading 98

in the tent very much so like a dance tent at a festival it was like that so that was the only drawback but the

beer was good I drank too much of it in Oktoberfest, apparently in Munich, they serve something like eight million litres of beer they sell. Because no one's pissing about.

Do you know what I mean? No one's going, I want this, I want that, I want, can I try that one? Just fucking get it down you. It's yellow piss.

They brew, it's actually pretty strong beer as well. They brew it especially for the festival. They tap the barrel at the start. It's all very traditional. I bloody enjoyed it I have to say. Next day was bad.

Getting home. Bad stuff. Flying home. What you did one day? No I was there Thursday night and Friday night and the festival was on the Friday.

Okay. Right. Oh you're flying back on the yeah. You've got to be efficient these days especially like being a dad and stuff.

You've got to just you know you've got Yeah and back in the day when I got home it was relax time, baby. It's not now, is it?

It's not now. It's absolutely horrific. The thing was that I flew out on the Thursday lunchtime, and on the Wednesday night, my son had like a particularly bad night. Right. And I was on shift. And I was like,

oh, good. Oh, good, oh. Yeah. So I said, you need a little,

little holding cell for him. You can lie down in it. It was full on, mate. But, yeah. So I say a little holding cell for him. You can lie down in it. It was full on. My hosts are amazing. A couple of very good old friends of mine. Just it was fantastic. Fantastic affair. And for those people who are listening from the US,

of which we've got quite a few listeners, and they've not visited either Britain or Germany. Basically, Germany is just like Britain, but much better. Yeah, massively. Much better. Things happen. Things work. Yeah. basically Germany is just like Britain but much better yeah massively much better things happen things work yeah

it's like Merkel was in charge for a long time so things are generally just grown ups whenever I've worked with Germans and I have a couple

of companies I've been at this is a real cliche I know but they've always been the most organised people I've ever worked with and my friend

who I stayed with he works for a company that is an international organisation, shall we say, where he has to run a certain amount of projects. And he works with Germans, British, Americans, Italians, I think. So he's got a really good kind of idea about... But he just said it's crazy how different everything is. But he said that the Italian departments have to have roll call in the morning

because otherwise people just won't turn up for work. But the Germans are super on it. Got a lot of time for that. The Italians will do like, it's like the coffee culture is crazy. They won't drink any certain type of coffee. They have to have about five coffee breaks a day. Germans like to get stuck into their booze after work,

all this kind of stuff. Interesting. But it's great. I visited Munich before and I wasn't that into it, but this time I went and I really liked it. coffee breaks a day Germans like to get stuck into their booze after work all this kind of stuff interesting but it's great I visited Munich before and I wasn't that into it but this time I went and I really liked it I had a similar opinion

so maybe I need another visit maybe you do to have a look around maybe you do what's the indie club scene like I didn't go to one I'm afraid what a shame my friends live just outside of it

so I didn't spend that much time in the city itself okay but it was great fun it was good fairground outside so I had't spend that much time in the city itself. Okay. But it was great fun. It was good. Fair ground outside so I had some churros on the way home.

What? So you didn't get involved in any of the rides or anything? I did. I went on the big slide ride. The slide ride? Well,

they put you in like a little sack and you slide down the slide. That's not a ride. That's for kids. My friends went on the big sky drop thing. Why didn't you go

on the big sky drop thing? Oh, because I was frightened. Oh, right. And actually, when I, so the sky drop, I think it was frightened oh right and actually so the sky drop I think it was called

Skyfall possibly a copyright infringement of the James Bond franchise but that's not my problem and it basically strapped you in

by your shoulders took you about it was fucking high about hundreds of feet in the air and held you there and then dropped you down

it's a big sign saying please secure all your personal items obviously held you there and then dropped you down. It's a big sign saying, please secure all your personal items. Yeah. Obviously. And I didn't want to go on it. So I stayed at the bottom

and some other people went on it. And as I was standing and looking up at them, I saw... A drip on your head. I know. I saw this thing come flying towards me.

Yeah. Missed me by about two feet. Yeah. There was a hairbrush. Oh, wow. the hairbrush just smashed on the floor right in front of me from someone's bag

I mean I don't think it would have done that much damage would it from that height yeah we've spoken about this before it doesn't just get

faster and faster until it burns a hole through your head there's certain terminal velocities in play I was worried it was going to brush my

hair a certain way I think you would have been alright it's not good though, isn't it? No, it's not ideal. Yeah, a list of things you want to achieve during the day. Especially if you're drunk as well. You never really know how damaged you are, I suppose.

I mean, I'm just trying to work out how tall it is. So Skyfall Fair Ride is... It's 100 metres. Right. So it's 325 feet up. Right. That was a mobile phone. Yeah, more damage. But hairbrushes, it's usually empty plastic. meters. Right. Just 325 feet up. Right. That was a mobile phone. Yeah.

More damage. But a hairbrush is like it's usually empty plastic with pins. What if it was a wooden one? Again, I just, yeah,

worse, but not that bad I still don't think. So how high are you happy for a hairbrush to fall on your head and not do any damage? 10 meters. I think I could say 10 meters.

Okay. So that's 32 feet. I drop a wooden hairbrush on your head. That's fine, is it? Because you're thinking it's going to be one of the ends. It could very quite as easily just hit you flat on the head. You'd be fine.

I just thought it was very irresponsible. Very irresponsible that someone didn't strap down their airbrush. Just don't take it on there with you. It's crazy to do that. I don't, like,

people I know, they do carry hairbrushes and stuff in their bags and it's like, I've never seen you brush your hair in public

so like, why would you keep it in there? I think people like to do it in the bathroom, don't they? Do they? Oh, secrets,

secret brushing. Secrets, yeah. Changing trains completely. Who's the TV presenter for some reason we always talk about and say he's really good?

Barrymore, isn't it? Yeah. So, Michael Barrymore. Did you know how big Michael Barrymore is on TikTok? Yeah, he's pretty out there. He's been doing it for quite a long time.

Has he? That surprises me. He's got 2.7 million followers on TikTok. And what was really interesting about that to me is just that I didn't think he would lend his self to that kind of medium. He's very old-fashioned TV. Yeah.

I don't know. And I watched a video of him on, apparently he's moved to Barcelona. As he now, right. Leaving his troubles behind. Perhaps, some would say. So if you were to go there, Pete, you might get a handjob out of it.

As you talked about before. Have you talked about it before? Right, okay. Have you talked about it before? Michael Brown will handjob. Do you want to explain that? Yeah, we have said that. Yeah, we have said that on the show, yeah.

Okay, so if you ever went to Barcelona, would it make you less likely to visit, do you think now? Knowing that he's at large? Well, I think if he's out and about, he's very... I don't know, you can see him from... He's a big guy, he's tall. So you can see him looming from further away.

So less likely to get a handjob? I don't know. I don't know what he's gotten into in Barcelona. For the avoidance of doubt, you haven't received said handjob from Michael Brown. No, no. I was offered it by Michael Barrymore, myself and Mark from WrestleMania.

We both got offered handjobs in his house. Who do you think he would have preferred? Or would he have gone both at the same time, rowed the boat? Well, he did say to Mark that, in the same sentence, he did say that Mark reminded him of his son, which is a difficult sentence to get out, isn't it,

when you're talking about hand jobs? He's gone, isn't he? He's completely gone. His head's gone. His head's gone. He's totally lost his head. And in terms of other random things that I saw online that I wanted to talk to you about.

I love how relaxed I am when I'm telling a story that actually happened. Do you know what I mean? Like legal stuff, you're like, oh, I'm not sure about this. It happens. There's no proof, but it happens. Did it affect you emotionally?

Well, we'll see, won't we? I think we are seeing it. I think we've been seeing it every single day since. I used to be able to remember things. Yeah. I also, someone also shared

with us the image of a pub, an unnamed pub, although I can probably name it. It looks like by the furniture, it's called the

New Sydney Hotel. I don't know where it is. Right. Serving up their cottage pie, a pub menu cottage pie.

So imagine that you go to a pub, have a sit down, let me get a little bit of a hangover, fancy a bit of pub grub. Bit of pub grub, yeah. You order the cottage pie, a pub menu cottage pie. So imagine that you go to a pub, have a sit down, let me go a little bit of a hangover, fancy a bit of pub grub. Bit of pub grub, yeah. You order the cottage pie, good staple,

good honest fare. Next to Scampi in the hierarchy for me. What, above or below? It's about the same. Love it. Great. Okay, good stuff. And the pub serves it

in a Guinness glass. A pint of cottage pie in a Guinness glass. Well, you see that in posh restaurants, the whole... Is it pasta in the... Yeah, an upturned wine glass, pasta in the body of the wine glass, and then on the top there's some cheese, some powdered cheese. That's not a nice restaurant.

That's a fucking gimmick. And you lift it up and it goes... And then you tip it over and the cheese goes... That's not a good restaurant, personally. What do you think a good restaurant is? That. It's pasta not a good restaurant. Right. What do you think a good restaurant is? That. It's pasta in a wine glass. Have you seen a single episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

where he gets rid of every single gimmick as soon as he sees it? Kitchen Nightmares. What is that? It looks like a big swinging dick. But he's always going into places that are rubbish. Yeah. He's only choosing those things. So maybe a gimmick would be nice in a nice restaurant,

but you're not in a nice restaurant. What kind of gimmick would you want to see in a restaurant? Gold leaf on everything. Obviously. Salt bae. Gold leaf on everything. He's got it right. Put gold leaf on everything. I want gold leaf on gold leaf. You're the only person I know that thinks salt bae's got it right. Yeah. I want a Ferrero Rocher covered in gold leaf.

Double gold leaf. That girl who always stitches up her dad every Christmas and does the sprouts and the Ferrero Rocher. Yeah, nice. Okay. The commitment to the bit is so good. Yeah, he should know what's coming every year. He's not tasted a natural Frey Rush every year. He doesn't know what it tastes like. He's forgotten.

What about, because it was your birthday recently, as we've discussed, what about if they come over and sing happy birthday? Do you like that? You know what? I don't mind it. I think it's quite childish

to be embarrassed in a situation like that I think you can sort of go hey thank you very much that's very kind yeah thanks I would say that but it doesn't mean you want it does it

no oh no I don't want it what do I want how do I want to be treated in a restaurant I want to be left alone I don't want to be bothered

I'm never going to eat dessert oh really never never eat dessert because you've got sweets in the car got sweets in the car dessert too cakey yeah and I just want yeah I'm never going to eat dessert. Oh, really? Never? Never eat dessert. Because you've got sweets in the car. I've got sweets in the car.

Dessert is too cakey. Yeah. And I just want, yeah, I want all your steak tartare. Yeah, I just want all your steak tartare. If you had to have a dessert, what are you having? STP?

Tiramisu? STP. What's STP? Sticky Toffee Pudding. It's cake. You don't like cake? Waste of fucking time. How do I know you didn't like cake? Waste of fucking time.

Sarah's got a real problem with it because I eat so many sweets, but she doesn't understand why I don't like cake. But it's just basically sweets crossed with bread in it. I love cake. It's just... I know, yeah, I know. Cake and biscuits would be my big...

I am a cake man. That'd be my big... But you don't eat sweets. You wouldn't even have any of my bigger juice. No, no. That's the weird know yeah I know cake and biscuits would be my big I am a cake's man that'd be my big but you don't eat sweets I drink you wouldn't even have any of my bigger juice no no that's the weird thing

I don't really like I don't really like sweets I like chocolate so I like a chocolate bar actually weirdly enough I was craving a chocolate bar last night watching the game

and at my house everyone goes to bed about 7.30 so I'm just knocking about on my own and I thought I fancy a chocolate bar because I've been I've eaten very healthily this year I've done okay I wasn't really sure what was in the cupboard so I had a little rummage around the only thing I could find was a

single Kit Kat chunky white chocolate oh that's a that's a difficult you've got to be that's a low ebb you can't be I was in that horrible holding pattern where like I knew I was eating something that was that even in your house? Yeah. Why have you got that muck in your house? I think it might have come with an Easter egg. Yeah, but again, if they're hiding that in the Easter egg, what's in the...

The egg must be a white chocolate egg. Well, the egg's long gone. The egg must have gone down ages ago. But I was in that position where, like, I was eating something that I knew wasn't really doing me any good, but I also didn't even enjoy it. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's not what you want, is it?

If you have a big bowl of like truffle and Parmesan chips or a huge piece of cake, you're getting sank out of that. Yeah. It's fleeting, but it's there. I had a slice of rainbow cake recently and I thought that kept my attention with a cup of tea.

That's so you, that. Yeah. It's just a tension span. It's just such a tension. Oh, look at all the different colours. I think I like it. Oh, it was yellow and now it's blue. Yeah, exactly.

It's just a cake. I wonder if my poo's going to be that colour. Yeah. Was it? No, it wasn't. I wish it was. We haven't had a break, have we? Let's take a break.

It's fine. Pete can have his rainbow cake. It's pathetic. All right, rainbow cakers. Look, Pete Shaw. How are you doing? Should we do an email? Let's do an email for crying out loud.

Do you want to choose an email? I've done this thing that I do sometimes, which I don't like about myself where I've got emails in the running order and I haven't actually read them so I'm going to read them for the first time.

Wow. Here we go. This one's from Phil. Phil says, Luke and Pete, on the subject of Pete's mystery car switch. Okay.

I've seen a switch before. I've seen such a switch before, says Phil. So basically, Pete got the delivery of an import Japanese car to a decenter. He's got a switch in it.

No one knows what it does. I thought it might be for a taxi light. You dismissed that suggestion, though. No, I don't think it's ever been a taxi. Okay. So anyway, Phil says, Circa 2008, my parents' mechanic installed one, this kind of mystery switch,

in the dashboard of my 1992 Volvo 940 station wagon, lovingly called the Millennium Falcon by my friends, ostensibly as some sort of workaround for the alternator. I'm not sure what that means, but for a period of time, I had to be switched on in order for the car to start. When the car eventually had a more serious repair, the switch became cosmetic. This meant I could use it as a quasi-turbo switch for a laugh with my friends whenever the old Millennium Falcon broke the sound barrier barrier about 67 miles an hour at which point the car

would make exponentially more noise while gaining less and less speed. Given the age of Pete Steed I could imagine a similar mechanical problem being the explanation.

Love the pod. Please cut the good work and also consider starting a Luke and Pete show Patreon. But that's a conversation for another time, Phil. But how do you feel

about that suggestion Peter well I mean it could be I took the engine cover off for the first time at the weekend because I was

just trying to get to the bottom of a few things it managed to drive to Newquay and back and it's

fine I can't believe you took the Toyota Century all the way to Newquay I know it was a real

risk but it paid off in many ways did you get some looks I want you to get some looks someone gave me

the horn the rock and roll horn sign. Yeah. Oh, honestly, if you want many read Top Game Magazine to look at you, get one of them. I don't want that. Sarah, it's a man. He sort of waved at me to get my attention and went, yeah. Yeah, he's loving it.

And Sarah just put that window up. It was so cool do you think you could I was she was like I hate the men who look at this car I hate the men

I said well look I've never no one's ever looked at me or anything I do before you as a good looking lady

you know every woman's experience men's unwanted looks, gawping. Yeah. So I'm getting a bit,

I'm getting a bit of that. Yeah. I was in like a Victorian painting and I was the eyeballs. Yeah. Oh, speaking of that, my friend,

my friend, the Prince Charles picture. My friend was in, speaking of, it could have been, this is it. What? Could have fucking been Barrymore.

Right. Right. Friend of mine went to Barcelona for the first time. Right. And he was telling me this story recently and he got to, usual story,

got to the hotel, wouldn't let him check in. Rather than avail himself of the facilities, he dumped his baggage, went for a walk. He decided that he needed to go to the toilet. Right. So he goes into this public toilet

somewhere in Barcelona, goes into the cubicle, takes a seat and is doing his business, looks over to the right. There's a hole in the cubicle wall. Yes, please. Glory hole. Eyeball. Eyeball. Having a peep.

Yeah. Eyeball. Right. So he grabs toilet paper, shoves it in the hole, finishes as quickly as he can, just legs it and never looks back. His nose pops out. His nose pops out. Could it have been Barrymore well I mean we're not saying

that he would be up to that sort of behaviour but he's in Barcelona when in Rome I don't think he'll sue us because I just don't think he wants more heat on that kind of thing

he'll make an assessment I think but you're saying instantly you're saying glory hole yeah that's what they're for isn't it popping the old

piece through. But I just don't understand that whole thing. It's a risky move. Yeah. I've seen a video where a man pops it through and the bloke who's filming from the other cubicle just gets his lighter out. I just don't...

It's a very low percentage play, isn't it? It is, isn't it? It is. Because you're doing that to attract other men, presumably. If an erect penis popped through, would you not just give it a whack for a laugh? I'd do a pep cardiola. Would you not just give it a big old slap? He gets something out of it.

You get something out of it. Yeah. It sounded like that, wouldn't it? It's naughty. Yeah, get down. Naughty. I just think it's a very low percentage play. It is.

Anyway. Yeah. I wanted to know, that was play it is anyway I wanted to know that was a random aside I wanted to know was the partner you have access to enthusiastic for you to take a different car to Cornwall

yeah you've got another car as well right I'll try and get rid of it yeah why didn't you take that one because I thought I've drove it in the town a few times and you want men to look at you

I wanted to test it out with my loved ones and the only downside was that you just got stared at

yeah people give you the ha ha oh yeah and the aircon does need a regassing oh Jesus

do you still smell of cigarettes no it's alright now but look it was a bloody good laugh bloody good holiday and some men looked at

me so hey let's end with this email from josh hello to you josh he says hi guys was listening to sacrifice the ducks this week and heard luke talking about how he would be offended if his kid chose chips over him i hate to be the supplier of the knife that is going to end up in your back but your lovely little sweet boy is going to pick anything over you especially when prompted when he gets older if you ask him if he loves you, it will be no and a wry smile. It becomes a terrible game of repeated rejection. It may not start out that way,

but it will almost certainly end up that way. Don't worry. It makes it all the more sweeter, though, when an unprompted hug is offered for some freak reason. They happen to like you more than money. There's no better feeling than an unprompted I love you and no harsher humbling than I don't love you, even in jest. It means more.

Like everything in life, the more you put in, the more you get out, but sometimes you get fuck all. Love you, Josh. I very much enjoyed this boy who clearly doesn't have quite a strong northern, I guess it's Sheffield sort of accent. I always say everything's Sheffield for some reason. And he's basically asking his dad to say,

I think it's car on the road. Did you say path? Path. Does a guy say car on the road? Car on road. Car on road he's just mocking him yeah a son who's clearly grown up elsewhere

other than his where his dad lives and he'd just take the piss off his dad's accent awful it's delicious stuff it's delicious stuff we've got it all to come

why don't you end the episode Pete with that video you keep sharing with me about the chase oh yeah so the one of the I can't keep sharing with me about the chase oh yeah so one of the I can't remember

I don't know the chaser's names but there was a man who he's on the chase big tall guy they're all quite tall aren't they

the chasers apart from yeah what are they called the chasers what are they called he's called the

dark destroyer isn't he the dark destroyer Sean Wallace, isn't it? He's called the Dark Destroyer, isn't he? The Dark Destroyer, Sean Wallace. Okay, right, fine, smashing. Well, he, for some reason, he asks a question of one of the contestants. Let me see if I can find it here. I posted it on the Football Ramble group a million times

and then started cutting it into other stuff. But yeah, there's, so this is a passage of play, let's say, from a recent episode of The Chase. Hello, Libby. Hi, Sean. You're a Star Wars fan, are you? I am. I am.

Do it again. Hello, Libby. Hi, Sean. You're a Star Wars fan, are you? I am. I am. We think he's trying to do Chewbacca. The best defence I can muster for him there,

bearing in mind I thought that was some kind of like meme cutting up of overdubbing or something, but you're assuring me it's real. Yeah. Is that he's doing a Chewbacca impression. Yeah. It must be. Oh! Chewbacca is this.

That's Chewbacca. Yeah. What is that then? doing a Chewbacca impression. Yeah. It must be. But Chewbacca is this. That's Chewbacca. Yeah. What is that then? I have no clue. Star Wars heads, get in touch. I think he might be trying to make a joke that they all speak in weird languages and that anyone can be understood if you just do that.

I can't get enough of it. I can't stop thinking about it. But anyway, I hope you've enjoyed that too. Leave it with the listeners. Get out of here, Peter. Take us home, Pete. Well, we're enough of it. I can't stop thinking about it. But anyway, I hope you've enjoyed that too. Leave it with the listeners. Get out of here, Peter. Take us home, Pete. Well, we're out of here. You did the exit route

from the last podcast and I was very impressed with how well put together it was. I can do it. I just don't do it. This isn't quite so well put together. This has been the Luke and Pete show for a Monday.

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