The Luke and Pete Show - You do the meth

Episode Date: April 2, 2020

As promised on Monday's episode, today we share with you an adorable twitter account run by a security guard at a cowboy museum. Check it out now, before things inevitably go south. We also deliver ou...r verdict on the hit Netflix series Tiger King, and wonder how on Earth anyone could have predicted a combination of methamphetamine and wild animals would be so explosive.Elsewhere there's a man making essentially the same mistake twice trying to impress a girl, there's talk of the most handsome man in Japan and we field a glasses-related dilemma.We love you. If you love us too then let us know: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right it is the luke and pete show thursday edition it's new it's covered in shrink wrap let's just get pulling at it you get your scissors out if you need to my name is pete donaldson i'm luke moore is this a live unboxing on luke and pete show for the first time Get your scissors out if you need to. My name is Pete Donaldson. I'm Luke Moore. Is this a live unboxing on Luke and Pete's show for the first time? Yeah, yeah. It's a live unboxing. We're going to review the box. We're going to review what extras come with it.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Headphones, plug, adapters, USB power chargers. It's all in the box. It's all in the box. Mitsubishis, Panasonics. They're all just headphones. They're all just headphones they're all just headphones e i bought some headphones peter's starting to cloud over in my uh home studio and i say home studio it's a blanket fort basically um but i'm looking out the window and the clouds are darkening and i wonder what that means for us sat in lockdown chiefly because last week
Starting point is 00:01:01 well last week the weather was so good that I think it was kind of a surreal situation. But I think if it starts pissing it down every day, people will be like, oh, I wasn't going to go out anyway. Yeah. Yeah. It was nice and sunny in Soho and it rained for a little while. So maybe you're in for a bit of rain. Has it not rained yet today?
Starting point is 00:01:19 Yeah, we had a little bit, very, very first thing this morning. But I think it's probably going to come back. Do you know what, actually? Over the weekend just gone, we had a couple of very, very first thing this morning, but I think it's probably going to come back. Do you know what? Actually, over the weekend, just gone, we had a couple of snow flurries, weirdly. Oh, right. Okay. It just got really cold around Sunday, kind of Monday.
Starting point is 00:01:34 And on the Sunday afternoon, there were a couple of snow flurries, would you believe? I was surprised to see this. I always like to chuck a little bit of weather chat in for our international listeners who expect two British people to talk about weather. Well, speaking of international listeners, I was watching Venfret Kofu,
Starting point is 00:01:50 one of the J-League 2 teams that I like. It's the only match I've actually seen in Japan, so I sort of adopted them as my team. They got rid of big-faced Peter Utaka, John Utaka's brother. Oh, shame. And they've replaced him. Oh, shame.
Starting point is 00:02:03 And even though there's a lockdown and there's no football taking place, they've replaced him and even though there's a lockdown and there's no football taking place they've replaced him with sexy Mike Havanar which if you're familiar with that
Starting point is 00:02:11 footballer he's not quite as good looking as he used to be I think he needs to grow his beard back a bit more but he's a
Starting point is 00:02:18 I think his mum and dad are Dutch and they moved I think maybe they were in some kind of I think he was a marine or something I can't remember either way but he is a naturalised mum and dad are dutch and he uh and they moved i think maybe they were in some kind of i think he's a marine or something i can't remember either way but uh he is a uh naturalized well he's a
Starting point is 00:02:30 japanese citizen uh and he speaks japanese but he looks like a dutch guy and he is so handsome and he excites me terribly uh in the bowels of my winky and he assigned to my favorite uh uh j league two team but they are playing at the moment. They're doing training, so there's no social distancing there. But they're soon to be training in what can only be described as a snow flurry.
Starting point is 00:02:51 And they are down near Tokyo, like sort of west of Tokyo. He's even more handsome than Gerard Butler. Is anyone as handsome as Gerard Butler? Who knows? Apparently, he used to be,
Starting point is 00:03:03 I think he used to be, I want to say an advertising executive or maybe he sold houses or something or he was he basically in edinburgh he was um a he just had like a desk job uh but through force of will and wanting not only to be an actor uh but more importantly wanting to be famous uh reading up on gerald butler after i watched uh the film that we watched on the football Ramble on Monday playing for the Keeps. It just seems like Gerard Butler just wanted to be famous for the sake of being famous more than becoming an actor.
Starting point is 00:03:32 So he's managed it to his... He is very, very handsome though, isn't he? But he is very, very handsome and he can act and, you know, he can do everything. You say he can act. I mean, I'm yet to see solid evidence of that. He can act. Pete, listen, yet to see solid evidence he can act um hey you listen you're doing yourself a disservice some of the videos we made on the internet back in the day you were a very
Starting point is 00:03:51 good actor in those i think you could definitely do a um you could definitely do as well as gerald butler but sadly mother nature has not bestowed upon you the same gifts is that fair nor me i think i think that's's fair did you ever see because he was in 300 wasn't he incredible physique yes with
Starting point is 00:04:09 I don't think it was Clive Orne was it anyway there was an ensemble cast of muscular yellow men it was Clive Anderson it was Clive Anderson an ensemble cast
Starting point is 00:04:18 of very very muscular men having a scrap and stuff but there was a parody 300 was so so popular in America that there was a parody 300 was so so popular in america that there was a parody um and i can't remember what it was called but it was like i think it was made by the same people who did scary movie and do you know who played the gerard butler character in the parody go on it was sean mcguire from uh from british television eastenders was he in east
Starting point is 00:04:43 enders sean mc. Yeah, he was. That's weird. I didn't expect you to say that. Yeah, he moved out to LA and got a good couple of roles in him. I didn't know that. Good on him. Yeah, he's in Great Neck himself as well.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Old Shawnee. Good on him. Pete, on Monday, we said that we would talk about two things. We talk about a museum social media account that you wanted to touch on. And we also said we talk about Tiger things we talk about a museum social media account that you wanted to touch on and we also said we talk about tiger king as well so do you want to do your museum thing first there's a cowboy museum you sent me this uh and i'm fascinated by it uh there is a cowboy museum
Starting point is 00:05:15 national cowboy museum uh in oklahoma tim send is the head of security and because uh the um i don't know whether it the due to the lockdown or just the fact that they've just decided to give him the job they've put the head of security, Tim Send in charge of the National Cowboy and Western Heritage Museum in charge of the Twitter account and his tweets are incredibly
Starting point is 00:05:42 incredibly wholesome Hello, my name is tim and he look he's got like a handlebar hulk hogan mustache uh he's got a beautiful kind of wicker um stetson uh and a one of those um cowboy kind of ties you get with like a like a steer on the on the on the um on the uh on the collar isn't it just called a it's either's either a Kentucky necktie or a Texas necktie or something like that. Like a string tie, basically. A string tie, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Whenever you see like one of those, you sort of, it pulls into sharp focus how ridiculous a normal tie is. You sort of go, that looks stupid. Why do we do it with a normal tie? But he says,
Starting point is 00:06:19 so this was one of his first tweets. Hello, my name is Tim and I'm the head of security for the cowboy. I have been asked to take on the additional duty of social media management while the museum is closed i'm new to this but excited my team will continue to protect and monitor the museum thanks tim send because his name is tim send i keep thinking he's writing send yeah as if he's instructing the computer to send something that's how it has to happen and uh he's sort of so he's sort of wandering around the museum and it's so pure it's so pure and so life-affirming that i'm worried it
Starting point is 00:06:51 might be a bit of a work uh to use a wrestling parlance yeah pete and the thing is sometimes if you don't mind me just cutting in very briefly sometimes when i say i like something or i support something or i think this thing is good you will instantly say oh yeah don't enjoy it too much because that person there that you're enjoying is almost certainly going to have very problematic political views or going to do something terrible at some point i'm getting huge vibes of that from this right you reckon okay so tim send might be a have problematic views well i just think it's not him writing them or they've created a character. I just don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:27 The bit where he starts tweeting about Toy Story and Woody is just so wholesome. Yeah, it just gets a bit much and I'm just, I want it to be true. These are one of those ones that I want to be true because is it fair to say sometimes your bullshit meter isn't quite as honed as the old veteran? Yeah, you've seen more tours of the internet than me for sure. Is it fair to say sometimes your bullshit meter isn't quite as honed as the old veteran? Yeah. You've seen more tours of the internet than me, for sure.
Starting point is 00:07:49 So he's tweeted a picture of a hat from the movie True Grit, part of the exhibition about True Grit. And there's lots of interesting props and clothes. I'm told I can't try it on. Hashtag John Wayne. Lucas, my grandson, told me to use hashtags. Thanks, Tim. It's stuff like that that makes me go,
Starting point is 00:08:08 eh. Yeah. He's actually writing out the word hashtag as well, crucially, isn't he? Yes, exactly. Yeah, he's sort of saying, he's sort of saying,
Starting point is 00:08:18 here are Woody and his friends from Toy Story. There's a picture of, there's a little model of Woody from Toy Story. They're part of your Find Your Western exhibition, exploring the Western role in popular culture. Watch this movie with the grandkids.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Try to catch them moving, Lucas and Keira. Thanks, Tim. It's just so beautifully wholesome. It's well worth a follow. The at NCWHM. That's at NCWHM. Check him out now before he's exposed as a right-wing lunatic. In fact, by the time this comes out, you may already be too late.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Because we can't have nice things. Let's talk about Tiger King. How far through are you? Because I've finished it. Oh, you've finished it. I think I'm at about four eps in, so it's really hard to talk about because you don't want to do any spoilers,
Starting point is 00:09:14 but suffice to say, the amount of- It's the Netflix series of choice, so fair enough. It's trending number one in the UK, so lots of people would have been seeing it or would at least be aware of it. How would you describe it, Pete? What would your synopsis of it be so far um i think your description of uh men who've seen meth uh on tigers men and women who've seen meth in their lives they're just a story of um at the moment it's the story of a man who owns a uh home zoo well not a home zoo like it's just a zoo that he's made himself uh with tigers uh he
Starting point is 00:09:46 wants to be a celebrity and a singer above everything else um and he's using tigers and stuff to to get um get his way uh there is a woman who sort of designed herself as a kind of like a righteous um anti uh um an anti-zoo kind of uh crus who weirdly also owns just as many tigers in her own small way it kind of pulls it a sharp focus how many tigers and lions and big cats and endangered species are in private ownership in in the u.s i've seen on on more than one occasion as you drive through uh the u.s and they'll just be um be a truck stop or a garage that sells oil, sells gas, and they'll just be like a guy who's got a little tiger cub.
Starting point is 00:10:34 So you go to that one to take a picture with the tiger or have a look at the tiger or the lion, and then you get your gas and go on your way. So it's just basically a way of bringing people into your store know your um your your store or your shop or your gas station so there's loads of those around america uh but these these characters are just so fascinating aren't they luke yeah i think two of my favorite tv shows of all time are um tiger king and uh breaking bad one is about a series of horrendous decisions related to the drug methamphetamine and the other is breaking bad that's how i'd put it but the thing
Starting point is 00:11:16 the thing about it is i don't think meth is mentioned enough in the documentary because it's clearly front and center and everything that's happening. And joking aside, I mean, it is a very, very sad epidemic that kind of haunts lots of areas in the United States, particularly poor areas, so that's sad. But in terms of a documentary series, it's absolutely compelling. There's a bit in it where, and you would have already seen it if you're four episodes in, it's not a major plot point, but there's a bit where they talk about the amount of animals like that in captivity.
Starting point is 00:11:48 And I believe it's something like probably up to 10,000 tigers. If you just focus on tigers specifically, of course, Joe Exotic and his pals, they've got loads of different, well, they did have loads of different animals. But if you focus on tigers specifically, I think there's up to 10,000 in private ownership in the US. And there are only about 4,000 tigers left in the world. So that gives you – in the wild, sorry.
Starting point is 00:12:09 So that gives you an idea of the scale. But there's a bit in it where a guy – it's a news report, a bit of archive news report footage where a guy either gets pissed off or fed up or he's drunk or high or whatever. And he just decides to let all his animals go right and he lets about 40 wild big wild cats out of his house of his of his compound and they just maraud around and when i was looking at it it was in the south somewhere i think it might have been alabama somewhere was thinking, I'm pretty sure I've driven down that main road that the news footage is from. And I'm thinking, that is, imagine if that had happened while I was driving down there, just seeing, and there was black panthers, there was
Starting point is 00:12:55 tigers, there were lions. It's absolutely incredible. I mean, and the thing to add is, of course, you get desensitized to just how horrific that the conditions are that those animals are living in which is absolutely unacceptable not one of those places that are covered in that series have any interest or any track record of releasing those animals into the wild or trying to get involved in any kind of program to get them rewilded and all that rehomed it's it's a truly remarkable watch for a lot of reasons and not all of them good i would say no yeah it's it's that kind of uh mentality that um you know sometimes say pictures of uh if you're like if um like people talk about on uh tinder men who like have pictures of like lions
Starting point is 00:13:40 and oh yeah they're all sedated and stuff aren't they it's so fucking weird the more positive note before i forget one thing it really did hit home to me was um you know i've often said this on this show and elsewhere that in the u.s they understand that everything and i mean everything for good or bad and we've seen it this week or last week with trump and all the stuff that's going on with coronavirus and and how how how really corrosive it can be. But for better or worse, I feel like in the US, they understand that everything is an extension of the entertainment industry. And the charisma on display from these guys and these men and women who own these places and who sort of almost rely on tourist income, people come into their parks
Starting point is 00:14:26 their online presence the charisma present is off the charts they're all so good on camera it's it's incredible when you take to take a moment to stop and notice it i don't think there's a single american um that i've ever spoken to who couldn't be a tv presenter i just i just can't i just don't think i don't think i've ever met one before i can just put put a camera on them they'll do a fine job they'll do a fine job they are excellent talkers supremely uh confident and comfortable in their own skin and i find that very alluring but also that series does pretty well is it um it twists and turns it when you just think you've got it nailed down you know what's happening it changes
Starting point is 00:15:04 and then and there is also an element to this where and i'm going to be honest here it twists and turns it. When you just think you've got it nailed down, you know what's happening. It changes. And there is also an element to this, and I'm going to be honest here, where you see one of the guys, I forget which one it is, and he's doing all the stuff he's doing, and it's bad. I mean, let's be honest.
Starting point is 00:15:15 It's fucking bad. If you're breeding tiger cubs for commercial purposes and treating them in that way, it is horrific. And we all get that, and we all understand it. And on a human level, you can relate to that and be appalled by it on the other hand in one of the scenes he's driving down the street with a little monkey on his shoulder feeding him pizza and that is a flex
Starting point is 00:15:34 there's no question about it that is a flex look if it wasn't completely unpalatable that's what i'd be doing that's you would be 100% doing it oh massively I'd have to learn how to drive first but you know it'd be a good time to learn how to drive now wouldn't it
Starting point is 00:15:51 good lord no cars on the road I don't think you can though you'd have to teach yourself sadly yeah well who's going to bloody stop me I suppose
Starting point is 00:15:59 yeah the police the police will stop me sorry sir where are you going have you got any reason to be out on the roads well I mean I'm trying to learn how to drive mate yeah Yeah, the police have stopped me going, sorry, sir, where are you going? Have you got any reason to be out on the roads? Well, I mean, I'm trying to learn how to drive, mate.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Yeah, you're stopping me. The quicker you get out of my way, the quicker I'll be done. Yeah, I think I've got this figured out. Yeah, I mean, I would like to criticise you massively there because you absolutely dropped a spoiler I've not got to yet. Oh, what's that? Disgraceful. What, the monkey? the monkey tigers out let the tigers out and the pizza monkey as well disgrace no that's not no that's not a spoiler
Starting point is 00:16:29 no no that you've already seen that that's nothing to do with the narrative they talk about they do a general scene setter right at the start where they say the amount of tigers in captivity are this amount check out this news footage and it's a person doesn't feature in the series you don't you don't meet him or anything they've just oh, the police have been called to this thing because all these animals have been let out. Here's an example. That's it. Maybe I was hopped up on...
Starting point is 00:16:52 Too much meth, mate. Lay off the pipe and start following the story. All right, shall we have a little break and then do some emails? All right, then. It's kind of what we do every week. We could mix it up a bit. Can we just scream for the last 15 minutes of of the show all right you do it all right i've been told i'm not allowed to scream for the rest of the show we are back on the looking
Starting point is 00:17:16 peak show kick if you'd like to get just for the show it's always the same email address it's not changed in two years hello at lookingpeachshaw.com treat yourself oh very nice this is this email is excellent it's from a chap called james and what i like about this is there's two things one is it's along the lines of trying to impress a girl and we asked for that kind of content last week didn't we what's the most embarrassing thing you've done to impress a girl or guy i said that i am drunk a load of undiluted orange squash. It's common or garden. It's fairly boring.
Starting point is 00:17:49 It's tame. James has stepped up. And what I like about this particularly is, listen to the story carefully. He does not learn his lesson. Hello at Luke and Pete. I have two stories on how I tried to impress a girl and ended up in a mischief. First off, when I was in year seven, for those international listeners, that is age about 11 or 12, there was a girl I fancied called
Starting point is 00:18:11 Jodie. A few of my friends went out with a few of her friends, and we all arranged to go to Minworth Swimming Baths in Birmingham, not far from our school, which had three diving boards, a one meter, a three meter, and a five meter for some reason in my experience all the girls at my school called jody were pretty can you back that up pete um i can't necessarily remember jody i'll have to um get on facebook for me i think it was horrific comment um for me is that horrific comment I don't remember any Geordies from my school. I remember some Geordies. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Listen, in James' story, Jodie, who may or may not be a Geordie, had broken her wrist, and so she wasn't able to go in the water, so she sat in the gallery section just watching us on the diving boards. Sounds to me like James had an audience. He said, me being Billy Bigy big balls after a few decent jumps and dives i decided to try a flip off the five meter platform which resulted in me belly flopping getting winded and having the lifeguard jumping to help me out embarrassing the second time this is this right this is the second part of his story completely separate occasion the second time me and my family had moved to spain and so we went cliff jumping
Starting point is 00:19:29 i went with my best mate and a new english girl who had just moved over to spain and i was keen to show her where the best place to cliff jump was right but on but this time on the way to where we were going to jump off i spotted an abandonedalo, which looked as though it had been there for a while on the rock, so I went to get a closer look. I lost my footing on some loose stones, slid down the hill and off the cliffside in just a pair of shorts and flip-flops, landing about 10 feet below in the shallow, rocky water. I was bleeding from several grazes and had a massive gash in my leg. I also fractured my ankle. My mate and the new girl had to take my weight on the walk back to the house and they ended up going out with each other.
Starting point is 00:20:13 Ah, yes. Come on, you've got to be happy with that. You brought someone together with your gashes. From his tone, I don't think he is happy with that. Still hurts. Still hurts. That could have been worse, couldn't it? Yes, he is happy with that. Still hurts. Still hurts. That could have been worse, couldn't it? Yes, he could have literally died. And we wouldn't have had any shore content.
Starting point is 00:20:31 So if nothing else, it was worth it. Well done, James. I thought he was going to land in the peddler. That would have been nice. That would have been cool. And then peddled off at the sunset. See you later, losers. Did I dream this?
Starting point is 00:20:43 Or was there a plot to a film a few years ago where a load of people were out on a boat in the sea, in the open sea, and they went swimming off it, and then they realised that the ramp thing wasn't down, they couldn't get back on the boat. Was that a film?
Starting point is 00:21:00 I don't know how that would work, to be honest. I think it was. Oh, right, okay, right. Sounds like a boring start to a film. Yeah, no. I think it was. Oh, right. Okay, right. Sounds like a boring start to a film. Yeah, you're the one with the film club, mate. You should know. Lovely old job. George Coxon has come up with a email.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Homework. Hi, guys. First off, I just want to say I absolutely love the show. I've been listening since the heady days of Luke and Pete's summer, and I always listen to it as soon as it's out. On the most recent episode, you set some homework. The most ridiculous, regrettable thing you've done to try and impress a girl. When I was at school, there was this girl in my year who I'd fancied since year seven.
Starting point is 00:21:38 She was a very pretty girl, and we spoke a fair bit across the years and had the same friendship circles. When it came to sixth form, this is the long game, isn't it? And more importantly, house parties. We were both invited to a small party gathering by one of our friends whose parents were away for the weekend. In the hours leading up to the event, me and this girl were texting and I thought it was going really well.
Starting point is 00:21:57 She asked me if I was going and then when I said I was, she replied, oh great, you'll be able to look after me then. Winky face. This was, in my mind obviously a great sign and i had high hopes when i turned up later that evening um if anyone is listening and they're like 18 um just know that it never goes well yeah anything you're excited about any fantasies you might have as to how well something's going to go it's never going to be quite as good or indeed anywhere near what you think it's going to be like.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Is that fair? Yeah, I think that can probably be summed up by the cumulative almost 80 years of both of our lives. Yeah, obviously a great sign. The party went on for a few hours with about 10 of us there drinking and having fun uh and then we ended up playing surely the legendary uh have you ever drinking game now at this point i'd been doing well and playing it cool with the girl in question i hadn't come on too strongly or completely ignored her i'd got the balance pretty perfect i think you'll find it was pretty perfect
Starting point is 00:23:05 actually but that wasn't going to last long the game had been going for a few rounds and was getting more daring being a bit of a boring bastard I hadn't had a drink for a few turns including such gems as I have never had sex in a car
Starting point is 00:23:16 and I have never smoked a cigarette and I was starting to feel a little bit self-conscious was she losing interest because I wasn't a mysterious or interesting character the next person to go was clearly a bit lost for something to say, as a lot of the common ones had already gone. Obviously, giving up a little, they said, I have never taken heroin.
Starting point is 00:23:34 And in that mind, and in my mind, that was an open goal. What a better way to portray myself as an interesting as deep person than to say I was into hardcore class A drugs. Oh my God. Leaving out that I had never smoked a cigarette. So I took a drink. So I took a drink and there was a sudden gasp for a couple of people and an immediate awkward silence from everyone else. Realizing straight away that I'd fucked up, I said a little too loudly and desperately, only once.
Starting point is 00:24:00 But the damage was done. The girl gave me a very weirded outlook and everyone else nervously carried on the game i wanted the ground to swallow me up and i went home later that evening feeling accurately like an absolute bellend um so i opened the zoo in oklahoma the thing is what the way that was written i thought they said yeah the next person to go was clearly a bit lost so the way he's written written that makes it sound like he hadn't said that he'd taken heroin. But in the story, George in Cambridgeshire lied and said that he had taken heroin. I spoke to her a few times after that, before the end of sixth form, but that was never really the same.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Strangely, it turns out that pretending to be a heroin user doesn't lead to getting off with pretty girls. Key to the cracking show, george in cambridge yeah yeah don't say i mean it's absolutely stunning to me that george who lest we forget up until that point have been playing it pretty perfect could then get it so wrong yeah he thought that was a home run he thought that was like stealing stealing fourth base didn't he yeah it's i mean he's he's not he's not pulled that off with the uh the requisite panache has he yeah i can't i haven't killed a man we didn't burn her um what about this from um joseph t i like this one uh he says afternoon chaps Hope you are all safe and well. My tragic tale happened at the age of 14
Starting point is 00:25:29 after being introduced to a girl from another school on MSN webcam. Cool. Now, the absolute queens of MSN Messenger, Microsoft Messenger, whatever it's called, webcam chat, are the two girls, the two Lauras on Revisiting,
Starting point is 00:25:46 which is another Stakhanov show, which you should definitely check out. Those of you who listened to Laura on Luke and Pete's show the other week when Pete was away, that's her show over there on Stakhanov called Revisiting. They are the queens of MSN chat. Anyway, but this is a little foray into that for us. So Joseph goes on to say, my best mate had introduced me while i wasn't wearing my wire rim glasses i was blind as a bat and wouldn't start wearing contacts until i was 18
Starting point is 00:26:13 so after wooing said girl on msn for a good length of time we decided to meet we were going to meet at the south end odian at 12 o'clock but i had a dilemma how could i turn up as a geeky bespectacled lad when she didn't know i wore glasses thanks to our webcam meeting i'd only ever sent her pics without my goggles i went on three dates with this girl i mean pete you were a man who wears glasses is this a dilemma you've you've kind of encountered or not really i never really had a massive problem with my specs i um i remember when i first got them um i used to loudly proclaim i used to have them in you know where you say when you're um in primary school you used to have like little drawers and you had each individual drawers and had your bits and bobs in it pencil cases and
Starting point is 00:26:59 stuff i uh i remember the first day that i had to wear spectacles. I had my glasses case in my drawer and I kept on announcing. I was too scared to put my glasses on. So I kept on announcing, oh, this is my pencil case. Here's my pencil case. I kept on pretending that my spectacle case. Oh, really? Yeah, because I was just so incredibly embarrassed. Try to throw people off the scent.
Starting point is 00:27:22 I've always been specky and proud. Nice. Well, listen, Joseph goes on to say, I went on three dates with this girl and paid for us to see two films I watched or should I say listened to both films and I still could not tell you what the fuck happened in Clive Owen's King Arthur or Garfield although that seems it's probably not a bad thing
Starting point is 00:27:40 things got particularly bad when my mate was waving and calling me across the high street and as I had no clue who it was i ignored them while said girl kept asking why people kept shouting at me as if i didn't know them safe to say love was not ignited and after a third meeting on the seafront i was binned off what a shocker although joe joseph t adds a um kind of unnecessary addendum. He says, saw her a few years later in a nightclub and had another crack, so I won playing the long game. I don't like it when people say having a crack.
Starting point is 00:28:17 No. What do you prefer? I just find it really disrespectful. Yeah. I don't know. Have I had a crack at you over the years, Pete? No, but you've touched me up a few times. Consensually.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Made comment. Consensually on your... You've consented to doing it, yeah. This is problematic, isn't it, in 2020? It was a different time then, back in 2018. It doesn't matter. I'm enjoying this bit of self-isolation yeah exactly i'll find you can't get me can't get me i'll find you so i think yeah you're right
Starting point is 00:28:53 having a crack is probably a problematic use of language that i should have edited out on behalf of joseph t but i haven't used his full name so he's not going to be outed as a uh as a serial misogynist i suppose suppose. So that's something. Yeah, try and keep your language in your emails less problematic if you can. That's all right. That's very much the thin end of a big wedge when it comes to emails. Is that your big wedge there? That's my big wedge there.
Starting point is 00:29:17 All right. I think that's probably all we've got time for, isn't it, Peter? I reckon so. Let's get the frick out of here. Even though there's nothing else to do, but you've got to do other stuff as well. You've got to mix it up. Got to mix it up.
Starting point is 00:29:32 All right, then. I'll see us out, shall I? See you later. All right, see you later. Yeah, thanks very much for sticking with us. I hope you've enjoyed the episode. And like I said on Monday, just do get in touch. Hello at LukeandPeter.com.
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