The Luke and Pete Show - You’ll never take me alive

Episode Date: March 16, 2023

Pete’s finally visited the house Luke has access to but he DID NOT bring his slippers with him.Do our listeners agree with Luke’s "life hack" that you should bring slippers when visiting a friend'...s house? We find out on today’s show. Plus, Pete worries whether his honesty on this show will eventually come back to bite him. To be fair, he probably shouldn't admit to eating even half of the things he does...Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:24 Peloton all-access membership separate. Learn more at onepeloton.ca slash running. It's a Luke and Pete show. I'm Pete Donaldson. I'm joined by Luke Emo. I'm in the house. In the house. How's it going?
Starting point is 00:00:51 I'm all right. We're in separate houses, aren't we? We are in separate houses. It's a house that I visited for the first time. Your house. Straight into the meat. Straight into the good meat. Straight into the good meat.
Starting point is 00:01:01 I went to your house for the first time. Disgraceful that I've not been before but a good time's had by all. Expected. But I'm happy to report I did not bring my own slippers even though I thought about it for a little jog. Wow, we're going to come on to that. That would have been a great flex. I wouldn't have known where I was with that.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Exactly. True. You did come to my house and you did me a very, very big favour which I hugely appreciate. You came around to look through some stuff that my dearly departed late uncle had left behind and you're going to help me come to my house he did me a very very big favor uh which i um hugely appreciate you carry around look through some stuff that my dearly departed late uncle left behind and you're going to help me um administer it which is very good of you and you came all the way here which is not not an not an inconsiderate journey i mean it's a pretty big um not an inconsiderable journey i should say which is pretty big pretty big distance you did your thing you brought a bottle of wine and a
Starting point is 00:01:45 nice plant for my the wife i have access to you did your thing and you just fucked off again i respect it like a little anything i offered you loads of stuff you said no to all of it you gave me some biscuits you gave me some there's loads of biscuits in my car now you for some reason you just got a lot of biscuits in your house for some reason are you blind no actually on this occasion, the reason I had loads of biscuits is because the wife I have access to was running an event and she had to get, like, what's it called,
Starting point is 00:02:12 like, refreshments for it. And because of the place she works, they just order stuff in bulk. They just order a massive box of 100 separate packets of two Borders biscuits. A pallet of Borders biscuits for Lukey Moore. It's like leaving a, it's like leaving three kilograms of heroin around.
Starting point is 00:02:30 For the happy Mondays. Yeah, for the happy Mondays. And so I just thought, you know what, you're not leaving here without your pockets full of biscuits. And you obliged, you didn't just take a plight amount, you took as many as you could get your filthy bits on. I did not, I took five. I don't even eat biscuits though, on the way home, I did indeed eat biscuits, because I hadn't had any tea so I was like, I just ate loads of. On the way home, I did indeed eat biscuits because I had an NET,
Starting point is 00:02:46 so I was like, I'll just eat loads of biscuits on the way home. It was great stuff. I had a lovely time. This is you in a nutshell. I offered to cook you dinner because you'd come all the way. You said no, and then you ended up stuffing yourself with biscuits on the way home because you were so hungry. That's not on me.
Starting point is 00:02:57 That's on you. The biscuits were cooked. You gave me them. You cooked me dinner. That's all I'm saying. I've even packaged it up for the road for you. Well, I've got home and some of the items I was helping you with are very heavy. And I brought them back to my house and I've got a flat tyre, Luke.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Oh, shit. It's fucked my car up. You overloaded the car. Front left, front left. That was the heaviest item. He shouldn't have left those four bodies, should he? But, yeah, so now I've got to figure out how... I mean, not a change of tyre.
Starting point is 00:03:30 I've changed a tyre before, but I've got nothing to change it into, I suppose. So I've just got to figure out how that all works. What was your impression of my house? What didn't you like about it? What I liked about it? I mean, it's astonishingly well done out. I mean, you nearly lost your mind a couple of weeks ago,
Starting point is 00:03:43 but your house looks absolutely impeccable. I was just surprised at how much floor space you had in central London. Is it central London? It's kind of zone two, three-ish. On a cold morning at about seven when I'm on the train hurtling through Pitsy,
Starting point is 00:04:00 it feels like central London to me, baby. Especially when you used to live on Old Compton Street. Exactly. Which is literally the most central London you can get. when you used to live on old Compton Street exactly which is literally the most central London you can get I suppose it is I mean listen got in here a long time ago got in here early
Starting point is 00:04:11 it's just going to be not going to be beautiful music for our younger listeners to hear but bought a house and it's yeah it's a reasonable size it's fine
Starting point is 00:04:21 I'm very very happy here and so is my wife but yeah it was it almost drove us to distraction getting it done but i understand we're in a very privileged position being able to renovate or decorate our own home so very grateful for that i i wanted to know what you didn't like about it because people's homes are almost unique they're always uniquely theirs right so if someone says what was that person's house like that you visited you can be objective about it and say it's a nice house or whatever but there's no point
Starting point is 00:04:49 really saying oh i didn't really like this or i didn't really like that because it's not your house is it doesn't matter no i wonder what stuck out for you that you didn't like about it because i think that would be more interesting um i don't know i mean it should be nasty which is you don't know i'm doing no no i mean I mean there's nothing that stood out erm there er no
Starting point is 00:05:08 there's absolutely nothing like the erm like you had a lot of books and you're waiting for more bookshelves to come in erm I'm trying to think
Starting point is 00:05:15 I spent most of my time on the landing to be honest so erm your array of the good rooms the showrooms your array of your array of
Starting point is 00:05:23 erm tools and bits and bobs i'm just surprised how many you've just got a lot of weird screwdrivers yes my dad's legacy you inherited a lot of screwdrivers of your dad and they're just all like ones that look like they were found in the street that's the worst thing i can say you've got funny screwdrivers um i've still got um i've still got uh the your wife the wife you have access to uh uh screwdriver um for for her glasses you take that with you i did i just i it was found it was found in my pocket at a later date so i've still got it she just stuck it in your pocket and went
Starting point is 00:05:57 stuck in my pocket she can't adjust her glasses anymore um why did she adjust her glasses like an optician's like yeah first or second first or second with the screwdrivers my dad when i first moved into this house my my parents were like oh we'll give you some tools because you'll need some tools to get started because you never owned your own home before so yeah you'll need that and that rapidly descended in a matter of minutes to how much stuff can we get rid of that we don't want anymore and offload it onto luke so that's why i've got loads of mismatched tools and toolbox. And then my dad periodically calls me and says,
Starting point is 00:06:29 you haven't chucked any of those tools away, son. They've had them for 35 years. All right. Because Pete comes around there, hand me down. To be fair, though, if you sort of look at the sort of tools that you can buy in your, I was going to say Halfords, that's not where you buy tools. I'm thinking about the flat tyre again.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Your tool station. Your tool station about the flat tyre again your tool station your tool station your Selco your tool station your Selco the DIY shop round the corner you're basically
Starting point is 00:06:50 any company that advertises on TalkSport exactly it's Selco the builders warehouse yeah you got it at Selco Selco
Starting point is 00:07:01 where's where don't do advertising for them they're not even paying for that come on maybe we'll lure them in maybe we'll lure them in but they are listeners whether they go to Selco I Selco! Don't do advertising for them. They're not even paying for that. Come on. Maybe we'll lure them in. But they are listeners when they go to Selco. If anyone's listening to this show
Starting point is 00:07:10 right now who's ever set a single foot in a Selco, tell us, because I don't reckon the crossover is at all present. Oh, I think you'd be surprised. I think Selco's one of those places that you think you're allowed in
Starting point is 00:07:20 and you walk in and you go, oh, it's everyone's trade and they let you know. Yeah, but if you're a builder, you don't want to get caught listening to a pair of soy boys like us, do you?
Starting point is 00:07:29 Absolutely. I don't agree with it, but I do like the fruity language. I like it. Yeah. So, on the fact
Starting point is 00:07:37 that you visited my home, which is amazing. So, on the window you throw the Christmas tree out every year? Yeah, you saw the window,
Starting point is 00:07:42 the famous window where the deep illustration happens. Hercules the cat was very interested in what you were doing wasn't he he was having a lovely time lovely hercules nice nice big nice boy they like i guess when i'd seen videos and pictures of the cats uh earlier on uh in my life um as everything is i suppose um the hercules and and sorry i forgot what's this Magnus Magnus that's right Hercules and Magnus they looked smaller
Starting point is 00:08:08 like they're quite rangy guys aren't they they're like ravishing recruit they've got big old big old ranges on them yeah I mean Hercules
Starting point is 00:08:16 is like a seven kilo ginger tomcat yeah he's a tank yeah he's he's big man I like it when he jumps off the
Starting point is 00:08:24 because he only drinks out of the bathroom tap when he jumps off the side of the bathroom onto the tiled floor it sounds like in Jurassic Park when the T-Rex
Starting point is 00:08:31 is approaching that car and your cup of water sort of wakes the whole house up that's a very impressive thing about your house you've got fizzy water and you've got still water
Starting point is 00:08:38 as well well I'll let you into a little secret on the fizzy water thing I had a bottle of fizzy water just in the fridge which I decanted into a glass and gave you the other fizzy water thing. I had a bottle of fizzy water just in the fridge which I decanted into a glass
Starting point is 00:08:45 and gave you. The other fizzy water comes from a soda stream. Oh, right. So I thought you were kind of... So you're a soda streamer as well?
Starting point is 00:08:54 Oh, yeah, big time. There was people complaining about being an Israeli company or something on socials last time I met you. I know nothing about that
Starting point is 00:09:02 but I'm not... And you just let me take that criticism all on my own and you are also the owner. I didn't know nothing about that. You let me take that criticism all on my own, and you are also the owner. I didn't even see it. I've probably muted the amount of times these days. Muted the word Israel. No, that's naughty by you. The amount of time these days I'll get invited to have a say on some kind of Twitter argument that's apparently going on.
Starting point is 00:09:23 And I follow the link that someone's WhatsAppped me and every party in the argument's already been muted. Right, okay, yeah, yeah. It's quite high. We've been here before, right. I may not have seen it, so I don't see any mentions from people that don't follow me
Starting point is 00:09:35 or anyone, obviously, that I've muted and I'm pretty liberal with the mute button. Yeah. So there's a boycott happening of SodaStream products, is there? Honestly, I half read it. You know, we're all busy. I didn't have time to sort of get into it.
Starting point is 00:09:48 I believe people have reservations about supporting Israeli companies. I'm not getting into that because, you know, I just aren't. And bearing in mind, I don't know which ones are Israeli and which aren't, which is the biggest problem. Just start boycotting any random company. Every company you use but uh but yeah uh somebody somebody mentioned it and i was like oh right okay so tisky and soda stream will nobody let me be hydrated why can't i sort of stream my own tisky beers why
Starting point is 00:10:18 can't i just sort of stream my own tisky beers my friend Adam of the Offensive fame and Boom and Jackie the Ripper and all that stuff, he is a big fan of buying the syrups for some of your mainstream soft drinks and soda streaming
Starting point is 00:10:36 your own. So for example, I'm a big fan of Pepsi Max Cherry. If anyone who knows me knows. Source of great mockery among some of my friends
Starting point is 00:10:43 but I stand by it. It's a great soft drink. You could buy 24 cans of that from the supermarket. Bulky, heavy, expensive, a lot of waste. Or you could buy a sweet tub or bottle or whatever you want to call it of the syrup and drink it from your own SodaStream and it tastes like you're drinking it in a pub.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Does it actually kind of, because I remember SodaStream when I was a kid. Again, SodaStream have not paid us for this. No. They just got lucky. They just got lucky. They just got lucky. They're getting busy with the fizzy and we're helping.
Starting point is 00:11:14 So does it taste... Because it used to be like a rough... It was a real rough approximation of quick-save cola. That's what it tasted like. The reason that I was off of soda stream for years and the only reason i actually got so the stream again is because when my wife moved here she was like i'll be the soda stream i was all right cool um because when i was a kid i must be about eight or nine my friend across the road had a soda stream and he's and we just got
Starting point is 00:11:39 bored one day and while his parents were out we soda streamed a load of milk right yeah and it was fucking horrible like it made me sick and i don't know how you would in my mind with so the stream being awful i'm sort of imagining that that would make sort of like a fluffy cream yeah no it didn't really it was just it was just it kind of from memory it half curdled the milk and left a horrible almost like lactose burp in the throat right okay
Starting point is 00:12:09 nice look at least it got a rise out of you you would have quite liked it times were tough when you were this was about 1989 there was nothing to do
Starting point is 00:12:18 there's a man there's a man on online I forget what he sort of does sort of DIY tear downs of LED products
Starting point is 00:12:26 he buys from the pound shop. And he's a big fan of just getting really expensive Hennessy and putting it in the solar stream to see if it works. And he's got a beautiful kind of floral Scottish voice and he's like, Oh, this is lovely. Oriol Gore,
Starting point is 00:12:42 Oh, that did not work at all. That was disgusting. He's got a really lovely way big like big clive.com on uh on youtube i think we've got to the stage as a species now where anything that any idea that can be had has now already been had so the niche ideas are coming to the forefront like yeah it's like the guy remember that guy was eating all those u.s civil war ration packs i love that i guy. I think he's probably well-stocked for the future, isn't he? Dead. He'll be all right.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Dead. He's not dead. You could probably really hurt yourself eating that stuff. He's not got health insurance. I remember that. Oh, good. Because I remember he's sort of like, you can't get health insurance when you're doing that.
Starting point is 00:13:21 I'm yet to think of a health insurance company to cover that. Is there somebody who sort of goes around and sort of tries to limit the risk the exposure of health companies health insurance companies in america so if you're like this must be somebody who works for i don't know what a big insurance company is in america but they sort of go around youtube and find people who are eating tide pods and go right you're not having health insurance because you're eating fucking tide pods you're not having health insurance because you're eating fucking Tide Pods you're not having health insurance
Starting point is 00:13:46 because you're smoking cigarettes found in rations from the 1940s you're not having health insurance because you're doing this and that you're not doing
Starting point is 00:13:52 health insurance because you're jumping you're doing stunts in the garden with your microwave like all that stuff I think you should be I think there should be
Starting point is 00:13:58 somebody and that'd be quite a cool job going oh he's an army boy get him off there's lots of justice and stuff they all just want
Starting point is 00:14:03 to get out of it don't they they try and do everything they can to get out of it. So if you don't declare everything or you fill a form in wrong or whatever, they'll do whatever they can to get out of it. That's why, in a crucial way, the whole conversation about insurance,
Starting point is 00:14:15 health insurance in the US, is moot anyway because it's only really a system that's going to work if you actually get covered. And a lot of people don't get covered regardless because the insurance company's trying to get out of it but i think you should be allowed like on the forms you feel i think you should be allowed a box where you write clearly in one sentence the one thing you want to do that they'll still cover you for so if you want to jump off the climbing frame and you back garden onto a microwave or you want to
Starting point is 00:14:42 be a wrestler and run over a load of um shattered light tubes or you want to eat three tide pods a month yeah that can be your thing that's like your one get out and then and then everyone can feel like they're covered and if you're somebody who likes to eat um biscuits or hard tack biscuits from the 1860s um if as long as you put it on your form fair enough I just think that we'd be in big trouble I think, I'd have to delist this podcast if I ever
Starting point is 00:15:12 came to a situation where I did the evidence is insurmountable if you type in on Twitter or something the keywords, look at Pete Shaw Pete, unwell, ill, sick eaten Chinese, like any of those words you'll be you'd be absolutely you are fucked any kind of gastro problem you are fucking no way it's like if
Starting point is 00:15:33 any like if you've ever been if you've ever had to um i had to go for a dbs uh check recently and i passed guys i passed what is it um it's like check that you're not a a pedo or a murderer i don't know it's like if you've ever been sort of known to the police, effectively. I thought it was called a CRB check. I think CRB. I thought CRB was your moped, innit? No, that's a CBT. Oh, yeah, CBT.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Well, I don't know. I thought DBS, something Crown Prosecution. I don't know. I only know DBS as being the double-barrel shotgun in PUBG. Hang on. DBS check. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:16:10 I know what you're talking about. You carry on. Request a... Yeah, well, to get a copy of the criminal record. And CRB. I don't know. One of the two, anyway.
Starting point is 00:16:19 But I was shit scared. I was like, the amount of things I've admitted to on this fucking podcast. But they don't know anything, do they? They don't know anything. They don't have the... No department speaks to another department. It's a shit show.
Starting point is 00:16:28 They don't know, are they? That's true. You know, it's like the whole people get frightened of the, oh, you know, the American government are going to let me in the country when I'm on holiday. They're going to let you in. I've never seen anyone not get let in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Maybe that's my white privilege talking. Maybe, you know, if you're racially profiled, you'll find that a pretty bitter pill to swallow pill to swallow and i don't i don't i understand there are problems a bit of swill to pollock yes easy enough to say but if you're going on holiday to florida with your family you know they ain't gonna stop you true true because because you know there's no way and what i mean by that is, if you got caught speeding in like 1999, and on paper, the American immigration won't let you win if you're a felon, they ain't going to know that you got caught by the Hampshire Constabulary in 1989
Starting point is 00:17:16 getting three points for your licence. You're just not going to know that. So I think for this kind of thing, it's the same. But I think always the big things like drugs and stuff get put on your record. Even those require a good amount of correspondence between certain departments, 15 different departments between the UK and the US, which sometimes I'm sure does happen, but a lot of times just simply fucking doesn't. But it's always weird artists like Lily Allen who's not allowed in.
Starting point is 00:17:41 What happens is, I think, think with the musicians the touring musicians the high profile ones the reason that happens is because as far as i know so i think there was a guy from one of those kind of indie bands in the 2000s who wasn't able to go to the us and the reason for that wasn't because the uk and the us departments were all in completely lockstep with each other it was because the record label were based in the US and they would have done the checks probably from the US. Right. And it would have fucking fucked it that way.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Generally speaking, I'm not saying you've got carte blanche to do whatever you want, but I think you're giving departments too much credit to go into that level of forensic detail on you on a podcast. That would be my take. Anyway, you passed, so I must be right. Yeah, exactly. I'm absolutely fine.
Starting point is 00:18:25 They'll never take me alive, copper. Did you just say that in your form? Yeah. Fuck you. For every question, go fuck yourself. Yeah. Fuzz. Before we go to a break,
Starting point is 00:18:36 can I just wind it all the way back to you coming to visit my house and you, of course, did not bring a pair of slippers with you despite it being still technically winter and that was a discussion we had earlier this week I think or late last week I forget which where I said that I will take slippers of which I'm wearing a pair of right now Pete you can see in the correct yeah lovely pair of moccasins I've got two pairs one for me one if anyone of you know similar shoe size to me comes over
Starting point is 00:19:06 and their feet get a bit cold, I let them use them. Anyway, you didn't bring any slippers around. I said that if I go to a friend's house, I will take slippers generally. Not just if I'm staying for a weekend, but if I'm staying there just for an afternoon, I do tend to do that. And I thought that I was hitting onto a life hack there.
Starting point is 00:19:24 And I was very surprised to see that on a Twitter poll we did on at Luke and Pete show, which you should follow if you're not already, where we continue the conversation and put a few bits of extra stuff as well. I wrote the following. When visiting a friend's place for an afternoon or evening in winter, would you consider taking your own slippers? And the reason I worded it like that is because I wondered if it would catch some people who hadn't really had that idea
Starting point is 00:19:48 or hadn't really thought about that. So it's kind of like it's considering rather than actually doing or have you done it already? I thought it was a nice life hack. I'll tell you what, you put that on one of those
Starting point is 00:19:56 hustlers' Instagram fucking pages and it'll get five million likes and everyone will think the guy's a genius. Yet I do it on Twitter and I get a mere 29.6% of people agreeing with me. I thought that was a fucking disgraceful amount uh seven out of ten people would say no way am i taking slippers anywhere yeah yeah true good stuff i mean like i think
Starting point is 00:20:14 that i think that i think the people have spoken um i love the people uh i enjoy their company and i'm just glad it all it all sort of panned out. You're in that 70%, are you? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's not something I'd ever get involved with. Yeah. All right, fair enough. I think it's funny to think about there. Let's have a break.
Starting point is 00:20:35 When we come back, we've got to do Battery Brands because it's Thursday, right, Peter? Yeah, baby. Oh, we're back with a little picture i forgot that i do this bit uh it's time to talk batteries two boys and some batteries up for grabs if you found a bit of battery fun in your remote you know just tell us about it for crying out loud triple a's nine volt whatever you've got we'll talk about hello to dave uh gentlemen i'm offering a battery that feels to me ubiquitous but might be more trade use than domestic and would therefore have slipped through the fine trade netting of the luke and pete listenership from a fluke multimeter multimeter i give you the rs pro simple elegant classy for those not familiar with rs it's basically maplin
Starting point is 00:21:22 for the trades surely pete Pete is an RS user. All the best with your audio endeavours. Dave. Dave, I have used RS in the past, but the RS catalogue was always a staple of my upbringing because my dad always had RS catalogues in... Oh, Maplin. Okay, but for trade people, yeah. Just a big fuck off Maplin.
Starting point is 00:21:41 But they've got everything. They've got everything, Luke. All of the diodes. What's a Fluke multimeter? I don't even know what that is. I mean, I guess it's a multimeter. I presume fluke is the trading name of the company that made the electrical multimeter. I mean, you don't want fluke.
Starting point is 00:21:56 You don't want like any... Like, multimeters are all about measuring something accurately. You don't want getting something right as a fluke, do you, really? Let's take this right down to basics. What's a multimeter uh it just tests um resistance across a wire i believe at different um scales i thought probably wrong on that just test if somebody's electric or not i thought it was pronounced multimeter uh i don't think so because it gives you multiple different kinds of metering across an electrical connection. Basically, it's just blocks with capacitors
Starting point is 00:22:30 opening up old NESs and pointing their little probes at different parts of the NES and then going, right, that's giving me nothing to ground, so that means this capacitor has blown, so I'll just replace that one and then they just you know they spend ages wicking the wicking the solder out of the circuit board and replacing it exciting very interesting peter um unfortunately for our friend david uh dave it's not a new player because chris arch sent the exact same battery in on January 23rd of this year.
Starting point is 00:23:06 So you're only a few weeks, I mean a couple of months behind the curve here, Dave, but I'm afraid you're not a new player. You're the second person to send in the RS Pros. Oh, well. I think when you say Pros, it sounds like you're doing a little, you know, telling a little story about it.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Mikey, the remote for my outdoor power bar had this little fucker in it what do i win kudos for a great show you complete bellends mikey how rude um it's a slightly stubby little i forget what size they're called but that little lithium ion batteries uh but it's a best end and per max um i'm very much a fan of there being an outdoor power bar very excited that is a very exciting thing so how do I do this because essentially
Starting point is 00:23:51 is it one battery with two names on it oh what do you mean like Pidgey Woodhouse they're not two separate batteries though are they yeah Starsky and Hutch Beston and I don't know it's not two batteries it's just Best. Starsky and Hutch. Beston and... I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:05 It's not two batteries. It's just Beston. The picture is just a Beston and Premax. Exactly. Yeah, fine. In fact, we've written down Permax there, and it's not Permax. It's Premax.
Starting point is 00:24:16 So... Rory's going to be hauled over the battery calls. Look, Michael, I think, has... Mikey has delivered us a new player. I've never seen these before. They're not coming up in any search I'm doing. I love it. So congratulations to you, Mikey.
Starting point is 00:24:29 That is fantastic. Sexual performance. Well, let's calm down a bit there. Let's not go over the top. Sexual. Not everything's sexual, Peter. Right, what have we got here? Alan, the dinosaur dad.
Starting point is 00:24:41 I don't remember the name. What was the dinosaur dad? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's big on Twitter. The dinosaur dad, big on Twitter. Have we talked? I presume we spoke about him before,
Starting point is 00:24:49 but I've completely forgotten what dinosaur dad does or is doing. Anyway, greetings. After my controversial submission that eventually led to having new play status revoked, I've been scouring around for potential new plays. I've just replaced my petrol-fuelled combustion engine vehicle for a nice, shiny new electric model. Went emptying the glove box of my old vehicle. I found a few old CDs, some Covid-era face masks
Starting point is 00:25:09 and one of those handheld battery fans. Imagine my delight when checking the long-since-discharged batteries to find they were a model I have not heard of before. Please see photograph attached of my submission. Status, performance, double A. Thanks for taking the time to read this. Forever a fan, Alan, the dinosaur dad. Very nice.
Starting point is 00:25:31 I think, you know, I'm absolutely delighted to say that the dinosaur dad, Alan, that Pete has not even got the common courtesy to remember, has perhaps lodged himself a bit more firmly in your mind there, Peter, because he's delivered a new player to the game. So that's two out of three this week. Congratulations to you, Alan. Congratulations to Mikey as well.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Hard luck to our pal Dave, who only just missed out. But Beston and Premax and Status Performance are both new players into the Hall of Fame, straight into the Battery Daddy they go. Isn't that exciting? That is exciting. That gets me right going, that does. As I said, sexual.
Starting point is 00:26:08 It's not why... Not everything has to be sexual, Peter. Everything has to be sexual. Although it's difficult for me to say that and pull it off because you with your new moustache... Yeah. And the other day, I think you were modelling some kind of new apparel range for the Ramble, weren't you?
Starting point is 00:26:22 Yeah. And you had to take your top off. And you with your top off and that moustache, goodness me, perhaps everything is sexual. Goodness me. Well,
Starting point is 00:26:30 is it James Spader in the office US? He says, you're not selling paper, you're selling sex. And don't let anybody tell you. You are certainly selling sex, black cookie duster.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Selling sex. Do you feel, do you feel self-conscious with the moustache? I do when I'm walking around the neighbourhood with a puppy
Starting point is 00:26:47 under my arm. It just looks like I look like some kind of honey trap for kids. But I quite like rocking the moustache
Starting point is 00:26:56 but the double chin always makes me think second guess myself. Right, yeah. I also think with a blonde moustache it's a bit like it doesn't really
Starting point is 00:27:03 work that well whereas you've got a very full one but I do think it's a particular look that you're going to need a certain amount of confidence to pull off and really invest in confidence boredom it's all the same in it an unwillingness to change i don't know no i've never seen i've never seen a man who looks so much better with the scraggly bits of the beard gone than i have with you right okay yeah yeah i again i can do i can do um mustaches can't do beards um i don't think the salt and pepper beard kind of saw me that well but it makes you look like you hang around outside hospitals yeah okay why would i be hanging outside hospitals we're just like bumming a fag off people yeah you just
Starting point is 00:27:44 answered your own question there. It could be any number of reasons. It's your beard, you tell me. Oh dear, right. All right, let's get out of here, Peter. That's enough for one episode. We will be back after the weekend, of course. We look forward to hearing from you then
Starting point is 00:27:59 and speaking to you then. We've got a couple of good emails to do, actually. You've incurred the wrath of many a MrBeast a mr beast fan people your controversial comments last time out which i'm going to take you to task on on behalf of some of our lovely welcoming and uh supportive listeners so look forward to that on monday pete you better start preparing your defense now spend all weekend on it while you bring it on jimmy donald? Bring it on, Jimmy Donaldson. See you on Monday. The Luke and Pete Show is a Stack Production
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