The Luke and Pete Show - Your Friendly Neighbourhood Waistcoat

Episode Date: September 8, 2022

Hi everyone, and welcome to a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Pete has turned up wearing a leather waistcoat with nothing underneath, is still rocking his moustache and is now also in trouble with an unknown neighbour. But which one? The investigation starts apace...Elsewhere, there's plenty of time to have a pop at Sir Cliff Richard, talk about the best flavours of cordial, and send out a plea for a bigger battery boy to get in touch with us about a submission sent in by one of our listeners. Ta ta for now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Splash, buddy! This is the Luke and Pete show. And you've got just two choices. You can either listen to it or don't listen to it. I'm not having you listening half and half, like doing something and listening to it while you're doing something else. You wouldn't half throw a

grenade, would you? No. Just fucking listen to it. Listen to what we're saying. And for the avoidance of doubt going forward, this show will predominantly be focusing on the people that are listening. So if you're not going to listen, don't be surprised if we depriorit are listening. So if you're not going to listen, don't be surprised if we deprioritise you.

Yeah, exactly. Because your memory of this show will just be like, you know, a cloudy day. Like sometimes it's dark, sometimes it's light, sometimes the sun's shining. You're not going to know what went on, really, if you're half listening while you're hoovering or whatever. I'm listening. I feel like I'm listening all the time. I don or whatever. I'm listening. I cannot abide people who half listen.

I don't feel like I've noticed going on either. I mean, to be honest, sometimes when we do this show, I just drift. I just drift off. You can't see what I've got on my laptop screen. We're in the same studio and I'm just tapping away, just Googling stuff. I am kind of familiar with your output, though,

so I kind of fill in the blanks. Can I fill in some of the blanks for our listeners um by just just pointing out merely that a couple of things um on this lovely thursday in september one is pete you look absolutely sensational today you look very very handsome yeah and two you are wearing what can only be described as a leather waistcoat. Or probably pleather, actually. It's probably not real leather. Hang on.

With nothing underneath. Don't make me show the real leather patch at the back. Oh, yeah, it is real leather, but with nothing underneath. So you look like... No. So I follow quite a lot of Instagram accounts, which are like, you know, musical photographs from the 70s. And like bands on tour in musical photographs from the 70s and like bands on tour

in the midwest in the 70s and stuff like that and you've looked like you've come right out from that Instagram post baby talk us through the outfit

talk us through the fit as the kids would say I don't think that I don't think I've looked better to be honest I would agree I'll get

I'll get I'll get one nice thing every five years and I'll go you know what that's going to be honest i would agree i'll get i'll get i'll get one nice thing every five years and i'll go you know what that's going to be my look forever and i'm just going to be walking around leon c yeah walk around the greater south end city area big time um in um in just jots and i mean i mean wearing jots and a leather waistcoat is very much the costume that I've got planned for the rest of me live show. Nice. Which is this weekend. Well, I was going to say, Peter, there are people out there who would quite passionately argue that, you know,

a 41-year-old man living in Southend wearing a leather waistcoat with nothing underneath and a moustache can't be done. Oh, they're noticeable for their absence today, aren't they? They're not dressing as a wrestler for a wrestling podcast live show. So I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'm just waiting for the bald cap to arrive. Have you confused this for the press tour for the WrestleMe live show? Everything's a cross-pollination opportunity. It's true.

I'm very, very pleased that you brought that up, actually, everything's everything's a cross pollination it's true opportunity it's true for crying out loud I'm very very pleased that you brought that up actually because and you should probably just give people details of the WrestleBeat live show right here right now

so why don't you do that go to kingsplaystock.co.uk we're having a show at half past three and then we've got another one at half past nine what are we going to do in the middle

a big fucking quiz are you that is one of the best plugs I've ever heard so professional the reason I'm very pleased that you brought it up though Peter I'm basically rocking,

look, I'll just show you, just like a straight kind of house coat, tracksuit type thing. House coat, tracksuit. You must have quite a cool house. I can't, this is all I can wear. It's so hot in Leon's suit at the moment. I'm just sweating.

You know when you're just like, it's too cold for shorts, but if you put trousers on, you're just dripping. Absolutely dripping. Yeah, so I'm a big fan of the tracksuit bottoms around the house, but I've got the tracksuit shorts today because it's too warm. But it's not too bad here.

It's not as bad as it has been. Yeah. Oh, well. You can't do that! You cannot go, it's not as bad as it has been. Have a little drink. Drink from your Nalgene. People want me to be hydrated, mate. It's a fucking podcast, mate.

You can't just stop in the middle of a sentence and go... What should I do? Wait for you to start talking. Yes, yes, do exactly that. But you can see me. If I'm about to have a drink, you should just fill. That's how people do it. Look, we're letting people behind the curtain here.

Listen, everyone listening, when people make podcasts, they're two-handed or audio kind of products that are two handed it's like an unwritten rule that if one wants to take a drink the other one has to fill and you've cut

you've cut me you've cut my parachute cord there you've stitched me right up hey look I managed to get me little you know those little

tellies that I've got I managed to get the stack logo on them it's very good actually it looks cool what are they called again those little things little television Luke he's drinking are you drinking wee I managed to get the stack log on them. It's very good, actually. It looks cool. What are they called again, those little things?

Little television... Luke is drinking. Are you drinking wee? It looks like you're drinking wee. It's a very sort of old... I'm stinging, baby. I've got a very low quality video coming down the line. So what are you drinking? Yellow?

Some kind of powder? Is that? What is that? Some kind of powder. Are you just drinking sherbet? Are you back on the sauce? Are you back on the sherbet? Can I point out that if...

So if anyone pulls into your focus an unidentified drink, your first two ports of call are piss and powder. What are you talking about? It's just piss and powder, baby. It's just water with a little bit of cordy in it, mate. That's all it is. Oh, lovely little Robinsons.

You think you're a tennis player. It is actually Robinsons. Who do you think you are? It's Robinsons, whatever they're called. It's the particularly posh brand of Robinsons. It's called Something Creations. Oh, yeah, it's a little powder. I'm saying powder all the time.

I can't stop saying powder to this. No, it's not a squeezy one, no. I'm saying powder all the time. I can't stop saying powder to this. No, it's not a squeezy one, no. The little squeezy little pod. No, it's like a proper bottle of cordial. Right, okay. Is it high juice? Is it like, because I remember when high juice came in and that was always like, I think Robinson's did a version of it,

but my mum was very keen on a quick-save version of high juice. Yeah, I remember that. Which was just super concentrated. It was just very, very concentrated. Well, high fruit content, I think. Yeah, okay. Oh, just sugar. Just sugar, innit?

Yeah, this is just, I think it's just called Fruit Creations. Orange and mango, Robinson's. Oh. And I'm at permanent war with the tennis community. So they might see this as an olive branch. It isn't. I just like the cordial, but I still don't like tennis.

By the way, you know, you see that big feud that's erupted, a kind of like an unpredicted feud between Sue Barker and Cliff Richard. No, I thought they were best friends, best tennis buddies. The plot's thickened because I think in the, I want to say in the early 80s, plots thickened because um i think in the i want to say in the early 80s they had a a much publicized um relationship that's right yes and cliff richard apparently like has done a load of i mean because you know cliff's a bit of a fucking knob idiot yeah he's come out over time on more than one occasion to say that um oh you know given like completely unwarranted unasked for like comments about sue who seems okay so he's fine she makes like broadly terrible

tv programs but she's fine and charity shops yeah yeah no no that's someone else i think mate unless she i mean she unless she's even busier than i thought. And so what Sir Cliff has been saying is things like, oh, I would have married Sue, but I didn't quite love her enough. Or, oh, if the situation had been different, we'd still be together now kind of thing. And it's brilliant because Sue has finally just snapped. And she came out in the Daily Mail over the weekend just saying, we only went out for about three weeks,

and I wish I'd never done it if I knew he was going to be talking about it 40 years later. Shut up, Cliff. I would be very, you know, it doesn't matter how long you go out with somebody, like, they've got some shit on you. Are you coming out as Team Cliffy? Say again? Yeah, well, no, I'm Team Sue Ryderbarker. I think that it's kind of like, you know for a fact,

like Cliff will know that she's got something on him. No what it is everyone's got everyone's got a hang everyone's got something and you just gotta be careful you've gotta be careful yeah definitely Cliff needs to Cliff's a sound a bit too close to the wind and Hurricane Barker is fucking blowing him over he's been emboldened by winning a court case against the the. And he thinks that the BBC is his, you know, is his pet, basically. And anyone who's on the BBC, he thinks he's dominated in every sphere. Now he's got licence to kill.

Yeah, exactly. Licence fee to kill. Oh, very nice. I think Cliff's acting with impunity here. Yeah. I think Cliff is... My problem with Cliff is that all people automatically think that he's a good guy and that's their position until they're told otherwise he's not

he's terrible he's a terrible man he's a terrible man and i think if it once you once you recalibrate your mind to the fact that cliff richard is a terrible man yeah everything starts to make sense not just with cliff but in the world. Everything makes sense in the world. But the thing is, Pete, when it comes to, you know, you're talking about relationships and, you know, things through the prism of the BBC, I think one thing you and I can both agree on

is that you can't say anything these days. You can't say anything these days. You can't shout anything at people these days, can you? No, absolutely not. But to be serious for a second, I do dislike Cliff Richard a great deal. Yeah, I don't think he's done... Well, I will say that he was my first seven-inch single record I bought back in the day. What are you talking about? Mr. Tone Wine?

No, no, that was well later. I think I may have bought that on cassette, actually. But my first record was the song I did with the Young Ones. Oh, okay. So hang on. So you were a conscious purchaser of more than one Cliff Richard product? That is true, actually. Yeah, I guess I am.

What, you just tossed that off? Didn't get as far as the Millennium Prayer. Mr. Tonewine. That was later. I bought. Well, you just tossed that up. Didn't get as far as the Millennium Prayer. Missile Tour and Wine. That was later. I bought that on cassette. Why? What do you mean, why? I liked it.

I liked the bit where you had the choir. Missile Tour and Wine. Hey, I've got a fact about a little boy choir. Oh, dear. A little boy and girl choir. It should be said. List of things to not say while wearing a leather waistcoat. List of things to not say while wearing a leather waistcoat.

My partner has got one fact and one fact alone about the We Don't Need Another Hero, Tina Turner, Return to the Thunderdome song. And it is that one of the kids who was singing We don't need another hero is Lawrence Delalio. Oh, I think you've told me that before. You've said this before. I can't have done. I can't have done because I was lambasting her for telling that fact

and I'm not being the sort of person who's going to say it twice on a podcast for crying out loud. Terrible. I think it might be. I knew that, Pete. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to be a know-it-all, but I didn't know that. I think it might be because I've listened to Lawrence Delalio's Desert Island Discs. And there was also a really horrible piece of trivia.

Remember in the late 80s, there was a pleasure boat disaster on the Thames called the Martianess. And it was hit by a freight ship or something on the Thames. And a lot of people sadly lost their lives. Well, Laurence DiLalio's sister was on that boat as well. Oh, wow. That's insane.

I've seen people trivia about him, I think, yeah. Awful. Well, I don't understand. Did she survive? I don't understand how the... Sorry, mate, say again? Did she survive? No, she died.

Oh. I don't understand how Lawrence got himself in the position where he was singing for Tina Turner. I don't know. I can't remember the detail on that. I think it was school related. I think when something happens at the school, you just kind of got a go with it,

haven't you? Because I, I remember sort of being in the, in the schoolyard singing like, Beach Boys songs. And that's, and you can always sort of, you can always sort of tell what,

what year it was, because your teachers will have grown up probably listening to Beach Boys. And you were going, oh, can't we do a bit of Cliff? Can't we do a bit of Kanye? Can't we do a bit of Cliff can't we do a bit of Kanye can't we do a bit of what in 1988

in 1988 can't you do can't we do the Sugar Hill Gang yeah god would it kill you to get some

some sweet sweet rap music in here yeah have you seen the have you seen the and I didn't even mean to bring up that can you there but i do have it to hand um i mean can you obviously he's got well uh documented mental issues and uh but people are sort of saying that yeah fine but the things he's doing

you know sit outside uh the whole mental issue thing and he shouldn't be doing half the things that he's doing. But, so in that very small parenthesis, parenthesis? Parenthesis, I am allowed to have a little giggle about what he posted on Instagram. And the main picture was just someone had faked a tweet from Kanye West saying, my ex-partner, Kim Kardashian,

diaries a lot. Like, way more than a normal person should have it, right? Right? And he, for some reason, on Instagram, he wrote, I did not write that Kim Kardashian diarrheas a lot, like, way more than a normal person should have it. He basically wrote, this is not from me.

Someone copied my style of text and wrote something not funny. I know you guys are going to be disappointed, but I actually didn't write the tweet that said friends wasn't funny either. I wish, I'd have loved to know who thought of that. I like to post comments, because y'all, n-word, is hilarious.

I love funny people, and I think that's one of the reasons me and Skeet could never have been friends, the Pete Davidson fella. And then he goes on to list some of his favourite stand-ups or favourite comedians. And just one bit really made me laugh. Because he lists Mitch Hedberg,

Louis C.K., DeRay J.P. Smooth, Elon Musk, inexplicably, GLC, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Larry David, and then he says Kevin Hart in Jumanji.

Kevin Hart's He only likes Kevin Hart in Jumanji. He's having to get on the list, and then he gets a little caveat. Gutted. That is so funny. All the people who talk about Kanye's apparent mental health issues, and I'm sure they're

completely legit, it's not for me to say, issues, and I'm sure they're completely legit. It's not for me to say, based on what I'm about to say. It's that everyone who comments to them, I don't ever see a proper medical professional comment on it, because of course they can't, because they wouldn't feel comfortable diagnosing someone from that distance anyway. And so it all just becomes a little bit

of a kind of uncomfortable Victorian freak show type situation where any doctor that's going to going to going to diagnose someone from that kind of distance is going to be by their nature probably not a very responsible doctor yeah and it's not as though like confidential medical records from containing actual diagnoses have been like released or whatever so people just jump on that all the time don't they like i i like i i would like to see you know like when you see those um tv shows usually on uh the kind of like the channels a little higher on the uh on the old on the old sky remote they um they always

like if you know somebody is a murderer or um something to do with the royal family they'll have like these little mini documentaries yeah be like a couple of episodes and they'll have like body language behaviorists and stuff they'll have like people who of episodes and they'll have like body language behaviorists and stuff they'll have like people who kind of and they just they just spend half an hour just coming out with the most blathering crap you ever heard in your life so i'm going well the way that he scratches head there means that he's definitely absolutely fucking mental you know you know that kind of stuff something so i would very much like pop psychologist going yes I think he's probably this I think just review

every celebrity what would they say about you and I Peter oh I mean I think probably a very rudimentary AI would probably figure out figure out what is wrong with me very quickly I don't think you need to have any qualifications who wants to fuck his dad

thanks AI how is your dad by the way what a way into a He wants to fuck his dad. Thanks, AI. How is your dad, by the way? What a way into an inquiry about your dad. He's all right, yeah. I've not really spoken to him recently. He, yeah, he beat me hands down at Wordle a few times this week. So, yeah, that's all.

When I was drunk at my partner's birthday drinks, I texted him and said that I loved him. I think I only say it when I'm pissed. That was lovely. He didn't reply. Okay. Well, look, it's not your fault. It was delivered with pure of heart and honest intention.

If it's not been received that way, listen, mate, for once I'm going to exonerate you from any kind of blame in that situation thanks darling i get the impression you're only giving me half the story there but with the information i've been given i think you are completely fucking penis shot with it massive sex picture very much and i do look like the lad from um fucking thingy that tv show that did that thing succession yeah i mean that exact same ruse i think you do very much so they cut the figure of a man who um would have a would send penis pictures to his dad oh i have a wank in his office yeah yeah i can't really there's uh we've got no blinds and uh there's kids in the area god oh, God. Well, hang on. That's not a link. That's not a link.

That needs to be a pause before a link. Got home from, where have we been? Cinema? Cinema? Yeah, let's go with cinema. I got home and the neighbours, they're not really our neighbours, they're on the other side, I think. They posted a letter through the door. You've got a letter.

It says, just a heads up, your dogs bark a lot when you're not in. Oh, dear. And I was like, right? Jesus, what are you going to do? So, well, it was anonymous. They left the piece of paper anonymous. But I'm fairly certain I've got a note somewhere from them when they left a note on my car saying that, say,

you should move your... Well, I've killed the dogs, Luke. I snapped their neck. No, you haven't. You're going to get forensic on this and you're going to work out it's the same people. And then you're going to have to have an honest conversation with yourself about whether, A, you're a bad dog owner and a terrible parker, or, B, they're annoying and it's the same people yeah and then you're going to have to have an honest conversation with yourself but whether a you're a bad dog owner and a terrible parker or b they're

annoying and it's therefore what are you going to come i think it's i think it's a bit of column a bit of column b i mean there's nothing much you can do but the fact that they left it anonymous means i don't know which side of the house i need to keep the dogs away from you know what i mean so it's like you're always looking yourself off there a little say again and you're now always looking over your shoulder because it could be it could be a neighbour that you up until recently

trusted oh I've only checked all of the handwriting on the on the Sarah's birthday cards which could not have come at a better time

that's normal that's normal behaviour then it's just a normal bloke having a normal afternoon in his leather waistcoat isn't it it's either the absolute fire in your eyes when you said that having a normal afternoon in his leather waistcoat, isn't it? It's either... The absolute fire in your eyes when you said that was demented.

Oh, the birthday cards, I've checked the handwritten... They came along at a very good time. It's either the neighbour, I think it is, who didn't send a card, or Sarah's brother, who lives in Hemelhamstead. How loud are these dogs barking? How loud are these dogs,? How loud are these dogs barking from the house? It's the trailing Y. Very, very distinct

Ys. Oh my God, I've turned to one of those people on those shows. Looking at the calligraphy, looking at their handwriting, it means that they're definitely a paedophile. Yeah. On that note, we should have a little break and when we come back, we'll do some batteries at the end of the show maybe or a bit later on, but we're also going to interrogate this a bit further

because this to me feels like a story that could run and run see you in a minute exciting two men who diarrhea we're more than normal person

it's Pete and Luke on the Luke and Pete show how the devil are you doing yeah still I'm still I just did a big diarrhea in that ad break actually I did a massive one

so if you are if you ever find yourself diarrheaing constantly Yeah, still, I just did a big diarrhea in that ab break, actually. I did a massive one. So if you are... If you ever find yourself diarrhea-ing constantly, you know what would probably be a pretty good plug, pretty good cork, pretty good stopper? Nine-volt battery. Jam it up there. Girthy. Would.

I mean, it's a different shape, though, isn't it? It is a different shape. We'd probably have to go for one of those big D-cell ones, eh? Yeah, but basically, I had to reset my computer because of that camera issue, so I just need to load up the emails again. So give me a sec. Okay, no worries.

That's not a problem. Well, in the meantime... It's okay, I'm ready. You can read it out. You can read it out. Okay, all right, okay. Jonathan came in with an email and a picture, a beautiful picture.

Not a standard double a but i just found these in my mate's spare room which is an aladdin's cave of miscellaneous electrical items and circuits all the best uh johnny and he's got um some vp racing batteries 330 so so now what are they racing batteries 330 vp VP. Yeah, now they look... Now, let me see if I... Oh, 3300, VP racing battery 3300. So these come in a... It's like a weird sort of stick,

but I don't think they can be separated into... They're 9.2-volt kind of stacks, and you put them together, and I think, yeah yeah i don't know what a 7.2 volt battery hmm i don't know about that one i think that looks like one of those specialized ones you'd keep in a uh in a remote control car and that certainly seems like the sort of yeah yeah it seems like the sort of one you'd be you'd be using but can they be split up and just be used as normal batteries it comes down to you on this, Peter. If you are accepting them under the established parameters

of a Luke and Pete show code, they are a new player, but it's down to you. They've not been sent in before. Yeah, I don't think we can use these, to be honest. I think they're...

I think they're self-discharged. Yeah, I think I'm throwing them out because they don't look like they're separatable. Or do they? I can't. We need a bit more information.

Can anyone who is in the business of battery boys, you need a little bit of outside help here, know your limitations. That's always the mantra of this show. And God knows we've got quite a lot of them. VP Racing Battery 330. No, 3300. 300. 3300.

Stick that into Google. I know they're all in serial, but can you separate them into individual batteries? That's what I want to know. Is this the first time we've ever officially asked the help of a bigger boy for batteries? I think so, yeah. A bigger boy battery boy we need, yeah. They look like they could be separated into those sort of chunky batteries we all know and love but i just want to be sure all right so the jury's out jonathan johnny thank

you very much for getting in touch uh and i hope your uh mate's spare room is nice and tidy now yeah i mean i'm not sure you should be doing that but no no um who's next tom hello the look at the i found these uh ying long uh super heavy duties in the reading screen on my lockdown purchase exercise bike. Oh, nice. So it's good that you've dusted off the old exercise bike and you're back at it. While I'm sure they have been sent in before, it would be remiss of me not to do my duty and send a photo on the off chance they are indeed a new player. Ying Long or Jing Long, super heavy duties. I like that Tom also ends that email by saying,

keep up your important work. Yes. Tom, thank you very much for sending them in. You have indeed done your duty there. You are the second person to send in Jing Long super heavy duties after our friend Nathan, who sent them in in May. So you're only about three months behind the curve. You get a second place.

But in the Luke and Pete Show Battery Club, there are no prizes for second place. So close, but no cigar, my friend. Yeah. Never mind. Never mind. John's come in finally with, well, classic opener of Love the Pod.

I won't go in with a long email, but I'll be listening to the pod from the start. And hopefully I can etch my name into Luke and Pete Show folklore with this potential new player fresh from my daughter's thomas the tank engine toy kiddy land uh lifespan of about nine months with the light to mid use photo attached uh all the best and keep the pods incoming uh so a kiddy land uh luke i i do a slight bit of inside information on this. Kiddyland is a... Kiddyland, spelt slightly different, K-I-D-D-Y-land,

is a toy shop in Harajuku in Tokyo. I think it might be another kind of brand, though, so I can't help. I tried to help, can't help. They've been sent in eight times this year alone i'm afraid so nowhere near a new player i think we first read out kiddyland batteries probably way back in 2018 i think i think the first person to send him in was thomas conor on the 25th of january 2018 so you're way behind the curve there i'm afraid uh my friend uh but you know john thank

you very much for trying anyway and we appreciate your community spirited nature and uh it's always good to hear from you but not a new player on this occasion so one out of three oh no not even anything out of three this week because we still need a we need a um a ruling don't be from a bigger battery boy yes on the first one well i've gone to uh the kiddyland microsite on amazon and it looks like they've got like quite a few different sort of train items that they've just kind of added. They've added like a Mickey Mouse one, Mickey Chew, they call it, and presumably they've just added the front face of Thomas the Tank Engine

to make it a Thomas the Tank Engine, so versatile. Good to know. I mean, listen, you've got to think about your margins when you're in that game exactly um so more batteries on thursday thank you very much for your contribution now keep an eye on the social media and let us know about the um the 3300s i mean it's a pressing matter that needs to be resolved peter before the break we talked about your neighbor your neighborly indiscretions and i think i speak on behalf of the luke and peter community when i would like to know what your next steps are what you what are you planning to do to resolve this situation um i found a picture of uh the youngest uh dog which

does all the barking um sticking his tongue out sticking her tongue out. So might just print that out. Just leave it around the... Print it out and post it through every door on the street. This is what I think of you. I was very into going around and just sort of... You know, like when... I'm not... I would usually just sort of go, right, OK, thanks for the information. But I think because they've not put their name on,

I'm emboldened to get in their face, so to speak, and sort of go, hello, and just kill them with kindness and introduce myself and all that business because that would satisfy my ego somewhat. I think it's quite passive-aggressive of them to do that because I think that the aggressive of them to do that because yeah i think that the most sensible thing to do and i understand why they haven't done this because i guess people wouldn't be happy with that is just knock on your door and say look i'm really sorry to cause a

problem but do you know this and it would be really helpful if we could yeah try and sort it out together kind of thing because you'd fall over yourself backwards to fucking sort that out because you're right yeah yeah and I and I think and I am very uh I've never had good relationship with relations with any of my neighbors so I've never known any of them and this is a quite unique sort of situation for me and I really don't want to be the dickhead but they've they've they've they've meant the the way they've noted they give me the note I'm like I can't, I'm not definitely sure that it's them. So you've kind of, I can't really sort of help really. You know, I can make some modifications of how I leave the house when the dog's at home. We can't just not leave the house because the dog barks.

Can you train the dog or not? Not at nine. No. And I think probably part of the reason from their side why they've not approached you directly is they've probably seen you in your outfits smashing the shit out of your picket fence and thought, I don't want to go anywhere near that geezer.

He's got a mustache and he's smashing his own fence up. That guy's got a lovely mustache. That guy's got a leather waistcoat and he seems to be dressing like a wrestler these days. No, I think it's more village people than wrestler yeah yeah that's fair

that is fair I was at I was at the I was at the wrestling the weekend in Cardiff oh can we talk about that

on Monday because I actually watched some of that because I knew that you'd want to talk about it oh okay yeah cool shall we do that little trail

little trail for Monday show little trail yeah I didn't know you so you and Mark went there did you we did we did yeah more on that on

on Monday little VIP was it little press box or not was it fucking bollocks right more on that I'm gonna say

nice little teaser trailer for what you thought of it have a great weekend thank you very much for listening to the Luke and Pete show this week what would be amazing

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Oh, yeah, he's on holiday, so fuck him this week. That's what I say. But generally, do leave us one. Thank you very much for listening. Hello at LukeandPete.com is the email address. We are at LukeandPeteShow on the Twitter and the Instagram. I posted a tweet earlier today containing Pete's unalloyed thoughts on UFOs, which is definitely worth checking out.

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