The Luke and Pete Show - YouTube shredded beef

Episode Date: August 1, 2022

Pete went rogue and almost started beef with a film director on YouTube. Surprisingly the man was into it and a potential friendship is now on the cards. Oh, what a strange life Donny leads...Elsewhere, Macaque’s have injured 42 people in Japan and we discuss topless lad etiquette.Want to contact the show? Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I mean, it's probably helpful if you don't eat orange peel in the middle of the recording. I know, I know. I mean, it went really into my lungs. What do you think that does for me? What do you mean? When I'm trying to do a show, and I'm looking at someone I'm talking to, and he's eating orange peel. It's like a threat. It's like some kind of coded threat.

Just chiselling off a finger. I didn't expect this. Yeah, I don't fucking care. It's the Luke of Pete Show. It's Monday and I'm Pete Donaldson choking on orange peel. I just think, I've eaten me orange. The orange peel sat there.

It just seems like such a waste that I'm not chomping on it. I do it in marmalade. Why don't we just chomp? Why don't we normalise eating the acrid, pithy horribleness of uh orange peel if you if you choked to death and the and the coroner looked at you yeah autopsy whatever and they said to your parents uh unfortunately you know this is your fault he's choking he's

choked to death at the age of you know just the age of 41 so yeah very sorry your parents just gonna be like why he done that yeah why has he done that? Yeah, why has he done that? Maybe we failed him in some way. And I think they did. Oh, look. How many, I mean, mostly choking victims. It's going to be what? Chicken bones, do you reckon? Bones in meat, probably.

Yeah, yeah. Choking, yeah, bones. Yeah, probably bones. Don't eat bones. Is most of the choking victim, is most of the reason for people who are victims of choking to death, is it to do with stuff stuck in their throat or is it they've literally bitten off more than they can chew and swallow

and it's stuck? Oh, I don't know. I mean, I guess you sort of like, if you're eating like, it's quite, like chicken bones can be quite sharp, can't they? They can sort of get caught, can't they? Chicken and fish bones. I don't know. Yeah, I do not know.

I'm not a choking expert. Maybe... But what do you think? What do I think? I can't remember what I've ever choked on. My mum nearly choked on a pear drop when she was a kid. So maybe it's just things that you're thinking you're biting into just slip down your neck and then right down there.

I remember being at a Sunday roast with my family when I was about 12. Right. And a big bit of beef got stuck in my throat. A big bit of beef. It's partly because my mum always used to overcook beef. Right. And so it was really chewy.

But you didn't know any different because obviously I was 12 and I was living in Gosport. It was like 1992. You weren't dropping air five Wagyu like, obviously, I'm not... I was 12 and I was living in Gosport. It was, like, 1992. You weren't dropping air five wagyu like you do every week. Or 1993. Yeah, and I think it was just, like... I don't think that I had any concept of that beef could be cooked in different ways, right?

Yeah. And so it was just cooked like it was grey all the way through. So it became really hard to eat. And I guess I just thought in my mind, this is what eating beef is like. Beef was always like gray and thin wasn't it and horseradish yeah the thing is i kind of i mean i love i love a carvery the best of times anything that allows you to eat horseradish or wasabi i really do very much enjoy a bit of oh we didn't have condiments man what no what it's just gravy salt it's loads of salt well yeah

maybe so like um and it's kind of interesting because my granddad, who I talked about on Thursday, he, even now, will only eat well-done beef. And I think it must be because maybe back in the day that he couldn't guarantee the safety or something. Yeah, probably a bit of that. He won't go anywhere near a medium or a rare or anything like that. Donny's steak tartare, another bit of that. Yeah that donnie's steak tartare another bit of that

yeah but i but i think so steak tartare is an interesting one because you mix it all together with the egg and it's seasoned it's got that tabasco thing going on that kind of makes sense to me as a texture and a flavor but people who eat steak really raw yeah it doesn't there's no way it tastes as nice as maybe just even slightly cooked the consistency is so different and i think it tastes odd. Well, it doesn't sort of. I guess steak tartare, because it's all chopped up, you're kind of, you're halfway there, aren't you?

It's the same with carpaccio, right? It's so thin. Yes. That it tastes good. It's almost like melts in your mouth, isn't it? Because it's so fatty. Oh, man, I love food. I love food.

You're a big steak tartare, man. You've probably had a steak tartare this morning. Big steak tartare guy. I just, yeah, can't have it in the house, because I'd just chomp it all. So, Milky Mirror, at the end of last show we were talking about having opinions about people who are just doing their best

and working hard. Oh, don't fucking phrase it like that. You're making us sound like a right pair of knobs. We are a right pair of knobs. So, I've been working with an editor and getting old WrestleMe shows up on YouTube, you know. So this editor is sort of going up, Michael, lovely lad. He's sort of going through all of the, some of the shows and he's kind of like, basically we're talking about certain things like old pay-per-views in wrestling or films featuring wrestlers and stuff.

And he's basically getting the audio and syncing it up with what's happening on the screen and we're uploading them to YouTube. And we did one, we put one up a couple of days ago and it's basically, are you familiar with the wrestler Kevin Nash, Diesel? Big Daddy Sexy. I know Diesel, yeah.

I know Diesel, yeah. So he's an actor of some repute. He was actually in a Tim Robinson joint. The TV show Detroit is very brief. It was very good. You know, a fucking gargantuan bloke. He's really fucking right on and he's just a bit of an inspiration.

But he did a film which was, originally it was pitched as Kevin Nash runs throughica trying to kill um covid19 infected bats right and okay like true indie films you know we've all known people who've made indie films you know the project changes when you get access to a school to run around with in uh and and and the actual film ended up uh i think it ended up being called COVID-19 Invasion with Kevin Nash. And basically a load of homeless people who have got COVID are hauled up in a school

and Kevin Nash has brought it upon himself to go and kill them all. He's quite old now, right? Yeah, yeah, he's old, but he's still a magnificent looking creature. He must be in his 60s now, right? Cracking on, yeah. When he was diesel, he was an absolute tank.

Absolute tank, yeah. Six foot fucking, like not even K-fib height. He's absolutely gigantic, you know, well proportioned, relatively good looking, bit piggy in the nose, but he's a handsome chap. And he's, you know,

if you could choose to be anyone, it would probably be Kevin Nash. He's such a hunk. And so he's kind of like tasked with killing all these homeless people in a school. And it's like proper indie schlocky kind of silliness and stuff. And Kevin Nash is barely in it. And we did half an hour on how funny this silly indie film was with Kevin Nash. We put it on YouTube.

It was up there for a day when the director of the film got a chutz in. Hey guys, I made this film and this is the best review I have ever heard on it. I was actually crying at one point because I laughed so hard at your critique. If you ever want to do an interview, please let me know.

I'm game. Now, you know how awkward I am, Luke. This is the worst thing that could have possibly ever happened. I think it's really sweet. It is very sweet, and we will interview him. But I am just so fucking embarrassed with the horrible things I said about that man's film. Who was just trying to make a film.

Life comes really fast, mate. I mean, you've got to stand up for yourself. I know. Do you want me to help you with a couple of... Because you know I spend all my time like being quite outspoken about everything yeah so I've developed quite a lot of coping mechanisms

when inevitably this kind of thing happens yeah I could probably give you a little quick crash course yeah okay so it doesn't sound like he's annoyed anyway

because it seems like he's taken it as a bit of a love letter which I'm sure it was because you're probably your own worst critic anyway but I always say we were fucking horrible to it

right oh dear obviously i had to make that i had to cross that thorny divide into talk sport once didn't i with jim white um um yeah jim jim was one oh sorry yes it was probably the main one actually right okay jim was you know what listen i know people have opinions about jim white and they're perfectly entitled to them and j Jim knows that as well. But he was an absolute gentleman when I... Because I was put on a show with him after slagging him off. Right. Badly.

Not just on the podcast, but in a book. And I felt quite bad about that when I met him, and I realised that actually you need to grow up a bit because people are just trying to do their thing and find their own way in life, and not everyone's the same as you with the same experiences and everything, and it's okay to have opinions, but people are doing their thing. their thing and find their own way in life and not everyone's the same as you with the same experiences and everything and it's okay to have opinions,

but people are doing their thing. And I just fronted it up. I thought, I'm not going to sit in a studio with Jim for the next however long knowing that I slagged him off and he doesn't know because that just seems really two-faced. So I just fronted it up. I said, look, Jim, this is what I said.

You seem like a nice man. I regret it. I'm sorry. And he was just the most charming gentleman about it. Ah, it's the game we're in nice man. I regret it. I'm sorry. And he was just the most charming gentleman about it. Ah, that's the game we're in. Don't worry about it.

Things happen. Which made me feel worse, I'll be honest. But about three months later, Pete, you remember he did a video for us for the opening intro to a Ramble Live show.

The sweetest man. He's so lovely. So that's how much he didn't give a shit about it. He was like, yeah, don't worry about it. I've said some stuff. And certain users,

certain producers of that particular vignette um fucked up the sound so we had to go back and do it again and he was absolutely fine so he did it twice for us was that that was that the obvious person we're thinking of uh yeah i believe so yeah it wasn't it wasn't sammo was it yeah it was sammo yeah oh it was sammo sammo doesn't know he made mistakes i thought it might have been someone else he may or may not work for Football Weekly now No But anyway

so my point was just going to be that when you get used to being in this game where you criticise people and you get criticised and I'm perfectly happy for people to criticise me

as you know I always just say you know what we dish out a bit of stick to everyone that's fairly good natured unless you're a Richard Keyes or a fucking whoever you genuinely are a prick then it's just fairly good natured fun

it's not like don't take it personally yeah um and i try and i try and live by that myself yeah that's that's a good point actually it's not like we take i mean we have had uh you know we made certain change on the ramble uh you know a year or so ago. And certain corners of the fandom, I'm going to say, who genuinely feel that we're responsible for their childhood in some ways, we're quite outspoken and quite personal, very personal in fact, in certain parts of the internet. And I take that as they're just reaching out and they're just you know they're just railing and it's you cannot take that so personally it's the price

imagine being more well known than us i've had um i've had um people say awful stuff to me online and i know it's them and they don't know that i know it's them because i recognize their profile picture and stuff okie dokie and i've seen them in public or events and they've always been like really lovely and pretended it's never happened. It's kind of a weird cognitive dissonance. Yeah. Like when they see you in real life, they then think, oh shit, that's actually a human being. Yeah. And they're completely different.

It's a completely different category of interaction, if you like. And so I kind of get how it works. I mean, you're always really good-natured. You're always punching up, right? It's not like you're doing a Ricky Gervais and punching down or whatever. Uh, no. I mean, no.

The posh people are all right, aren't they? They're fine. They're insulated somewhat. I think, genuinely, I think you are a good person. I think you're all right. And I think you probably don't go a bit over the top on the old posh stuff. And, you know, some of our listeners don't like it. But, I mean, that's what makes you what you are, baby.

And these people who are wealthy are probably, by their nature, pretty powerful. So you're punching up. Good. All right, fine. That's sorted. Upper punches. The podcast. So just, if you do have to interview this guy, just, I would take the bull by the horns.

Just say, you know, look, it's all good nature stuff. We thought it was fun, you know, we were having a little bit of a laugh with it. Hey look, if you're making an indie film, the most, the ideal thing,

is for you to become another The Room. You know, that guy's a millionaire, thanks to the fact that he, yeah, he would have made a fucking bomb, on The Room. because he sold the rights to the making of it,

to that movie with, what's his name? Yeah, and also, people are renting it, people are, you know, it's on Prince Charles Theatre, every bloody day, isn't it? You know, it's a very, very successful film. One of the most successful films that movie with, what's his name? Yeah, and also people are renting it, people are, you know, it's on Prince Charles Theatre

every bloody day, isn't it? You know, it's a very, very successful film. One of the most successful films that year would have been. Yeah,

possibly all of them pirated, but still. It's not a very good, another film. It's not a very good film, Pete. No, it's not a very good film.

Yeah, but like, you know, he's a celebrity, no? That's kind of what, it's clear that that's kind of what, if you are going to make a film where you star yourself

with a load of pretty lasses and young people and you look a bit weird, like that is, that is ideal. And so if you know that your film isn't, you know, a world-beating important bit of cinema, bit of fucking cheap hate, to use wrestling vernacular, you know, fucking Diesel probablybeating important bit of cinema, bit of fucking cheap heat, to use wrestling vernacular, you know, fucking Diesel probably spent most of his time being a baddie and he was just as successful

as any other wrestler, so, you know. Yeah. It's good. Nice. Let's have a break, Pete. When we come back, I want to talk about wild monkey rampages in Japan. Let's do it. We're back. It's the Luke and Pete show at part two on a Monday. It's the Luke and Pete Show at Pad 2 on a Monday. It's the 1st of August.

Luke, you know, fucking hell, mate. Fuck it. Fucking hell. After the dryness and the occasional oppressive heat we've suffered this summer, I see August as the final insult. I see August as just the last month I've got to get through before the weather starts to calm down a bit. Right, okay.

You're a definite autumn fan, aren't you? You love the crispy leaves and the, yeah. I'd rank them as autumn first, then spring, probably, then winter, then summer. Wow, that's strong. What are you doing? I like summer, man. I like it.

Everyone's happy. I can see boys' nipples through their tops. Sometimes with their tops off. Sometimes with their tops off. That's actually quite an interesting cultural departure because when my wife first moved to the UK, she was massively surprised at how quickly and often men take their tops off here.

Yeah, yeah. It's not so much a thing where she's from, she said. When I sort of finish playing football, I'll sometimes walk to the tube station with my top off. It's not so much a thing where she's from, she said. When I've finished playing football, I'll sometimes walk to the tube station with my top off. It's liberating. Should you be doing that? I don't know. It's not on your age.

I'm not doing it near a school. Can PC Gordon get in touch? Is that a crime? Yes. I'd love to know if that's a crime. Could I walk from Fiverside set up to tube station with my top off. That's what I would like to know.

I'd love you to commit a few low-level crimes that no one gets hurt. Right, yeah. No real victim. You get put away, let's say, three months. I'll probably get, I don't know, Rick Edwards in or something. Gordon gets me out. Or Ben to do the show for a bit.

And then when you come back, you'll be full of stories. It'll be brilliant. Like, Ben's got time for that. Ben's on every TV show at the moment. Ben's getting so many roles. I'm surprised he's got any free time. I'm surprised he managed to do the old Jubilee, the old platy-jubes.

Oh, yeah. Crazy busy. It was an amazing surprise when he popped up on that. Yeah. Actually, weirdly enough, I met... They're never sad because of the flags. I know. It wasn't his fault.

I know. Of course it fucking wasn't. Like, like, but, I booked him in for, I booked him in. I had lunch with him the day after that.

Yeah. Cause I, I didn't know he was doing Jubilee. Right. And he said, I was going to go for lunch and we went for, got some pizza in, in town the next day.

It just so happened to be the next day. And I saw it. I was like, I didn't even know you were doing that. And he was like, yeah, it's pretty for long kind of thing yeah but he's got some interesting stories to tell about that but they're probably his stories to tell not mine but um i can't remember

what i was gonna say oh yeah so taking your top off is like a seem i think it's quite a british thing more more of a british thing than i realized you couldn't do that in japan right uh no and people kind of hide away from the sun because they don't they don't want to get tanned because that's kind of weird kind of like they they think that um uh if you've got a tan you obviously been working outside which means that you're slightly lower class they're just the same as us i don't want to go out in the sun because i'll just get red yeah good point good point oh. I'm exactly the same. But, Peter, I promised before the break, speaking of Japan, there's been quite a few wild monkey rampages.

Wild monkeys wouldn't keep me away. The police apparently turned to tranquiliser guns in an attempt to stem the tide, according to the BBC. Yeah. 42 people have been injured in Yamaguchi City. Do you know Yamaguchi City? I do know Yamaguchi Prefecture. Yeah, it's good.

Is it a big, big populous place, tourist place? What's it like? There's certain, I mean, it's kind of like in between, it's kind of in between two places, really. It's just before you get onto the island of Kyushu. It's kind of in between Hiroshima and Kitakyushu. So it's, yeah, it's just before you get onto the island of kyushu it's kind of in between hiroshima and uh get a kyushu so it's um yeah it's beautiful absolutely stunning and and is it something that would be improved or kind of reduced in quality by the idea of japanese macaques marauding through the city injuring people yeah you don't need it really because of the um lockdown

like a lot of japanese wildlife including some quite fucking dangerous bears are becoming very emboldened because they haven't sort of moved you know um uh closer and closer to the cities to get food basically and uh yeah these macaques they're um they're real little shits because and and i feel like this is another kind of um another kind of sign, another kind of piece of evidence that when the world eventually goes to shit properly, and we end up living like a post-apocalyptic world, I reckon probably around 2025, when I just about make enough money to move to a nice house, I think that's when it'll probably happen. I feel like there's a lot of things that we'll look back on and go, well, we should have noticed that was going to happen because of that yeah some of it is the fact that we had a 40 degree

day and that everything's on fire and that a robot broke a chinese kid's finger and macaques were marauding through japanese cities i feel like all these things add up to something but i don't quite know what the equal sign is what happens after it feels to me there's a lot of stuff that we should really be across but no one's really taking any notice of like for example in england last week a load of people were stuck in a queue for 72 hours in their car where charities had to go to them and give them food and drink because they couldn't get out of england to me it just feels like that should be a bigger story. Yeah.

There's nothing that... My partner has a bit of a go at me about this, but she will be very circumspect about where she parks and stuff like that. She obeys the rules of the... She obeys the spirit of the rules of the road. I obey the rules of the road, but I don't obey the spirit of the rules of the road, which is like, if someone,

if I was in a big queue like that and I had access to the field next to the road, I'd be in that field. I'd be driving off through a fucking field. I'd be like, see you later. If I can get over a barrier with my car, I'd be in that field. I'd be driving off through a fucking field. I'd be like, see you later. If I can get over a barrier with my car, I'm fucking off.

I'm not going to sit here. I'm just, fuck that for a laugh. Yeah. But then where are you going to go? What's the plan? It's just another field. I'm camping in the field.

I'll just stay in the field. Because I feel like, and I understand there are some people there who may be unavoidably visiting family or, I understand there's a lot of people driving lorries and have to kind of do their job. I get all that.

Aside from that, I want to speak to those people and go, how badly do you want to go on holiday, mate? Because, right, I don't think you're going for longer than two weeks. Yeah. And it's taken you three days to get out of Dover. So at what point do you pull the plug and go, oh, we'll just go somewhere else?

That's, that's the, the pragmatic ego, male ego, I think. It has to be. Dad is, he's got a car.

They're stuck in queues so they can't move their cars. And also, they can't physically get out. But it's, yeah, I mean,

just astonishing scenes. And just, just, did it, just astonishing scenes. And just... Pete, is this us being old and boring or did this never used to happen? I think all of this shit happened, but it happened in the 80s, under the Tories, and it always ends like this.

It always ends like this and someone has to fucking clean it up. And what part of me, because a big part of me feels like saying, you asked for a hard border with France and now you've got a hard border with France and that's what it looks like. Yeah.

Yet you're still not happy. No. And also, they did have the opportunity to help the French out with their staffing and increasing the provision for border checks and stuff like that, but they didn't want to do it. I think they offered them 0.5% of the budget requested,

which as a law ball is not much. That's like us getting the commission from the BBC type stuff. Oh, spicy. Michael, spicy me. so uh that's like us getting the commission from the bbc type stuff oh spicy um michael what about um what about um in the interest of balance speaking of the bbc what about the blue passports what yeah they are good you can look at that when you're stuck in your car a lot of people were saying that a lot of people were saying that like britain the uk specifically asked for third country status yeah from the eu the EU and are now being treated like that and are kind of

non-stop complaining about the situation. And the two main candidates for the top job say that it's nothing to do with the Big B. I do like the blue passport. I love the inky Big Barrymore. Is Barrymore responsible for all of this? Somehow, possibly. Can I just say,

we might have said this before and I don't want to get in trouble for this but I'm going to say it anyway and Rory can edit it out if he thinks he wants to. Barrymore was really good on TV. Right, yeah.

Okay. Wasn't he? What? He's going to edit out of that? Rory doesn't know who Barrymore is. He's similarly sized but he just will not know the back of Barrymore.

But Barrymore was good on telly, wasn't he? He was excellent on television. And I think there's a certain amount of the blackballing, do you call it? Yeah, blackballing of Barrymore that I think was motivated by homophobia in the press. So, yeah, I think... Before that stuff happened that happened, which is obviously awful. So, yeah, I think... Before that stuff happened that happened, which is obviously awful. Yeah, no, I think afterwards as well.

I think, you know, at the end of the day, like, people have been involved in much worse and maintained a media profile. He was unable to do that. And I think a lot of that has to do with... Why are we now talking about Barrymore? You brought him up! You shouted...

You shouted the word Barrymore! A little quick gag Barrymore little quick gag little quick gag move on go back to your point get back to the passports you're talking about Liz Tross and Rishi Sunak

sorry mate imagine if he imagine if he decided I'm going to run oh you're taking the off ramp get Boris get Boris and Barrymore on the ballot please

yeah the three B's and I I think that the other thing about it your bloody love which I do passionately believe

in this situation is it's obviously just the people who can't afford to go on a really expensive holiday that get punished right yeah

because if you're super wealthy you're going to wake up and go well I'm not fucking going there I'll just get a plane yeah I'll go somewhere else you know what I mean well again

there's that as well can't get a plane either can't get a plane either it's not the plane either because they're fucked as well absolutely this i just think i'm not going to go back to say you know charles king charles being executed by his own parliament in the 17th century i can't go back that far because my knowledge isn't good enough. So I'll stick to what I do know. I don't think the UK has ever been worse. I think it has. I just think we...

It's always this bad. There's just more people writing about it and more people talking about it. Do you remember in 2012 when the London Olympics, that was the last time

the UK was good? I think looking back, yes, that felt fun. I had a career. That was Tory government. government no you changed your tune well it was it not um no 2010 the tories came in mate no but was it not oh yeah yeah so when was when was the uh when was the old uh what was the old uh 2012 when was when was lib where was okay so it was a coalition it was a coalition it was a coalition yeah It was a coalition. It was a coalition, yeah. If you keep saying... And also, like, I mean,

at least we had a prime minister. You know what I mean? He might put his knob in a pig every now and again, but, like, at least we had one who wasn't sorely... At least there were people around the show who were like, I mean, they're not sorely out for themselves. Ugh. Yeah Ugh In the small

I think it's remarkable how So in 2010 You would have never caught me saying this But I think You haven't got to be a supporter of any particular Political party to have this opinion I think you It's a pretty solid lock to say

That David Cameron was much better than the fucking shower of shit we got now yes and that's saying something i'm not saying i support the guy i'm just saying like he turned up for work i mean he had like he had like a suit on and he tried to even though he's probably quite a manipulative two-faced bastard right he at least you know stood at the lectern and said the right thing yes exactly he didn't laugh openly at people he didn't use racist language

he didn't fuck people in the cabinet office he didn't all that stuff I mean even if he did, we'd never know. It would just look like he was having a particularly opulent dinner.

A big suckling pig for dinner. One thing we've actually really not made hay on is, and this is in our wheelhouse, is the old Matt Hancock, black roll neck, Stephen Bartlett interview. Where he says some amazing things. He says some stuff like, yeah, the only crime I committed in that office

was I fell in love. It's amazing. It is amazing, the stuff he says. Who's that stand-up? Who's that naughty Vine guy who was very popular? Pete Dawson. And he went on Newsnight with a roll neck to apologise to me.

Oh, Dapper Laughs. Dapper Laughs. You were the Vine man. You were the king of Vine. I Dawson. And he went on Newsnight with a roll neck to apologise. Oh, Dapper Laughs. Dapper Laughs. You were the Vine man. You were the King of Vine. I love Vine. That was where

TikTok ended up. Apparently, I think we were in the same meeting. That kind of astonished me, but I kind of understand the logic.

Kids nowadays, if they want to know something, they don't Google it. They just search it on TikTok. And so, you know, people who, if you...

That's a problem. Is it a problem? Yeah. Right. That is a problem because there's absolutely no... Quality control. Yeah, there's just absolutely no... So at least on Twitter, there's a verification with...

I suppose there is a verification on TikTok as well, but on Twitter, it's almost like companies are actively and quite prevalently using it and showing who they're... TikTok, it's a complete algorithmic random homepage. Yeah, but if you're searching for there's an issue with a pipe or

something and you want to kind of get it... There will be some response. And you can smell responsible. That's not news, is it? It's not news that you've got a problem with your pipe. No, but I think that's what I'm saying. You mean your house pipe, not your cock, right? I think that's it. Well, I mean, there'd probably be a little bit of that in there as well.

But no, I think if you need a little bit of DIY or just something, instead of searching it, you can look. Because young people, we're more kind of visually focused and we're more kind of like they expect videos and they expect explanations like that um they uh they search if there's something with wrong with some plumbing they will just type it into tiktok and there will be a plumber somewhere making a bit of coin explaining how to do i mean and then and then there'll be some mad fuckers from like china jamming like a cucumber down the pipe and then taping it around and then going oh look at use a

fucking cucumber to seal up your pipe I think I have actually seen that yeah no exactly that sort of stuff my favourite TikTok accounts are

the family who have got like an older and he won't mind me saying this because he says it himself quite fat dad right and the two kids and all they do is eat

Chinese takeaways and say bosh at the end of each video okay yeah I like that yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Yeah, brilliant. I showed you that. I shared that with you. The geezer who quite a young guy

who walks around pretending that he picks up girls all the time and he's basically like a pick-up artist. But he's so like obviously a virgin that it's not threatening and it's really funny. And I can't understand hardly anything he says because he uses

a load of like pickup artist slang which makes no sense at all. Okay right you'll have to send that over yeah. Yeah it's entertaining

to watch in a kind of way that you know when you watch a really bad audition on the X Factor like that kind of thing. I like him.

I like um what else do I like? What about those lads on Twitter Rav they're on pubs in the garden. Yeah I love them. I love those guys because they're on pubs in the garden yeah I love them I love those guys

because because they because they all want to be the bootlegger yeah they're not really the bootlegger no but they always aspire

to the bootlegger which I like the bootlegger so I'm happy with that I like them I like what else do I like oh I love the the travelling families

who do threatening videos to each other about fights yes yeah yeah they're a bit of a classic. And occasionally you get an unlicensed boxing match in a ring surrounded by boughs of hay. I like watching that. There's loads of great stuff to enjoy on TikTok.

I've never uploaded a single video myself, but I do find myself getting quite addicted to it. And it's kind of remarkable to me how you can sit there and I probably could do 15 to 20 minutes of just a normal family talking through their Chinese order. What I like about that family is they're just kind of like a lot of crispy shredded beef in there. They know what's what. Oh, yeah. They know what's what. They are right up your street, mate. I'm telling you, right up your street.

And the street is littered with MSG. Anyway, let's get out of here, Peter. Maybe we could do a TikTok account for Luke and Peter. That's one for Rory. Give Rory more work. Give Rory more work, for crying out loud. God.

His capacity for work is gigantic because he's so tall. Exactly, yeah. He's Barrymore-sized. He can fit more work in. My kind of TikTok, we'll call it. And it would be a Michael Barrymore tribute where we talk about our favourite

Barrymore moments, going from his shopping centre My Kind of People skits to the one where he did that song. And we'll do it all while eating Doritos. Yeah, exactly. It's the other game. All right, let's get out of here. That's enough for a Monday.

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