The Magnus Archives - MAG 45 Blood Bag
Episode Date: December 29, 2016Case #0110209Statement of Thomas Neill, regarding his experiences working in malarial research during the spring of 2010. Original statement given February 9th 2011.…Special thanks again to Ian Hayl...es for editing assitance with today’s episode and everyone who watched the charity live stream we participated in for the mental health charity Mind, you help really made a difference.If you haven’t already, be sure to visit www.RustyQuill.com/subscribe in order to subscribe to us using your podcast software of choice and be sure to leave reviews online.If you want to get in touch with us, feel free to tweet us at @theRustyQuill, drop us an email at mail@RustyQuill.com or comment on our dedicated Forums available at RustyQuill.com.For more information visit www.RustyQuill.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 45 Bloodbag Statement of Thomas Neill,
regarding his experiences working in malarial research during the spring of 2010.
Original statement given February 9th, 2011.
Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
Statement begins.
I hope you'll forgive the handwriting.
The shaking has gotten better over the last few months
but it's still quite hard to read
Also, my therapist has recently changed up my medication
so if I get a bit muddled, that's why
Just to be clear, my medication and treatment have been in response
to the events I'm describing here
I was not taking any drugs before or during the event I'm setting down.
I only started my treatment course after Neil's death. I've been working as a research assistant
for about six years now. Anyone who tries to sell you the career with promises of money,
fulfillment, or grand discoveries is a liar. The work is long and repetitive, the discoveries will
be credited to the fellows,
at least until they're disproved or irrelevant five years down the line, and the money is,
uh, well, the money is actually not too bad, at least not until the grant dries up halfway through the project. I guess what I mean to say is that when I finally managed to get
on a project doing something I really believed in, I was prepared to overlook a lot. It was malaria research at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.
I was working under Dr Neil Thompson. I'm pretty sure he hired me just because of how similar our
names are, Thomas Neil and Neil Thompson. There was always a little moment of confusion whenever
anyone asked for Neil. I think he got a kick out of it.
That's the sort of person he was.
Not mean-spirited or nasty, he just liked a bit of harmless chaos now and again.
Balanced out his precision in the lab, I suppose,
because in there he was the sort of rigorous, meticulous scientist
I didn't think existed outside of fictional medical dramas.
Put it like this.
He wore a white lab coat, and it was always immaculate.
I don't know if you realise how genuinely impressive that is, working in a lab,
especially given as our work was messy.
Very messy.
We weren't working on malaria directly, you understand.
Our work was on the anopheline mosquitoes themselves.
Transmission capable, but not infected. Though you'd hardly know by the reaction if one got loose.
We're talking panicked, fleeing, locked down and trained staff coming in to kill the thing.
I always used to think that level of caution was ridiculous, given our mozzies didn't actually have
malaria. Not so much anymore.
We were trying to synthesise a sort of blood substitute,
a combination of the sugars and proteins that the mozzies need to survive,
but one that was more enticing than a human full of blood.
The idea was to create a lure of sorts, which would keep the mosquitoes concentrated away from people
and could potentially be used to poison them.
Though that bit was some ways in the future.
At this point most of the research was spent trying to perfect the taste of the thing, for lack of a better term.
The smell was also a big factor, as we needed the mozzies to choose it as a source of protein over a human.
And as it progressed it turned out that the texture and composition of the feeding bag itself helped attract them, so it ended up getting more and more like human skin. The later
bags even had little bits of human hair embedded into them, which made the whole thing several
shades too grotesque for me, but the mozzies went mad for it, and as far as Neil was concerned,
that's all that mattered.
After about six months, we had pretty much perfected it, to be honest.
We had a lure bag that the Mozzie's preferred over a human sample in 98% of cases,
in which they consistently demonstrated a willingness to return to over alternatives.
The issue was the cost.
Our synthesized blood substitute, which we liked to call haemoglobish, was simply not cheap enough for mass production, especially considering the bag requirements, and as we were
dealing in prevention rather than cure, we were always going to be compared to the cost-effectiveness
of just buying a boatload of mosquito nets. And that wasn't going to be a comparison when we came
out on top. We kept going, though, trying to recreate the effect with cheaper, more easily available materials.
But that was when Neil first started muttering darkly about funding.
Here's where I should probably say a bit about Neil's syringe.
Now, our Dr. Thompson claimed to be descended from the 19th century physician John Snow,
a great-great-nephew or a great-great-great-grandson or something like that.
I'm not sure how much you know about epidemiology in the 1850s, and it's certainly a common enough name,
but Snow was pivotal in laying the groundwork for the germ theory of disease transmission
and is widely credited with helping end the cholera outbreak of 1854.
I only bring this up because Neil had… well, I suppose you could call it something of a
totem. It was an old Victorian syringe, which he claimed had belonged to this illustrious
ancestor of his. I don't know if it was true or not, but Neil certainly treated the
thing like a relic. He kept it in excellent condition, with glass shining and brass polished,
and would carry it around in a small case tucked into his lab coat pocket.
Whenever he was called upon to do any calculations or look over results,
his hand would slip into that pocket, and he'd gently clutch that case.
So you can imagine that it came as something of a surprise when he came to me and asked for my help in selling it.
Now, according to Neil, our project's grant money had run out,
and without alternative sources of funding, we weren't going to be able to continue the work.
I'm not sure how much I believed him, as the word around the lab was Neil had something of a gambling habit.
In fairness to him, I'd heard all sorts of baseless gossip flying around about everybody,
and honestly don't know how the money worked for our project.
I'd just signed the contract and took the paychecks, it never occurred to me to investigate our funding myself,
so he might have been telling the truth.
He might have been trying to save the project.
It didn't really matter, as by this point Neil and I were quite close,
so if he asked me to do him a favour, I wasn't exactly going to refuse.
When I say he asked for my help selling it, that's not exactly accurate.
He'd already found a buyer, some antiques dealer, who Neil said had offered him six figures for it.
That sounded mad to me. I mean, it was a valuable trinket, sure, but that's all that it was.
Neil didn't seem entirely convinced the guy was on the level either,
which was why he asked me to come along.
I'm a big guy, 6'7", 14 1⁄2 stone,
so I can cut a pretty intimidating figure if I need to,
especially if you don't know that I've never thrown a punch in my life.
That's what Neil wanted me to do,
just be there, have his back while he went to meet this guy, so he'd know not to try anything.
I don't remember the name, I'm afraid, but he was foreign.
Indonesian, I think, or Samoan.
I expected the meeting to be after dark in some dingy dockyard,
but as it turned out, they'd arranged to meet at the Three Greyhounds pub in Soho the following afternoon.
I wanted to dress to intimidate, but I didn't really have any
appropriate clothes, so I just wore a suit. As it turned out, I needn't have bothered. This overly
generous antiques dealer was almost as big as I was, and unlike me, he looked like he could handle
himself. He didn't even look at me when he entered the pub, almost deserted at that time on a Tuesday afternoon. He sat opposite Neil, while I stood awkwardly just outside their booth.
They talked hurriedly and quietly to each other, and I couldn't make out many of the words,
though it seemed like they were just discussing the price for the syringe.
Eventually I saw a couple of briefcases exchange hands, and that was it.
The dealer got up and walked out, holding a suitcase that seemed much
lighter than the one he'd come in with. Neil gave me a relieved nod and headed back to the lab with
his own suitcase, that I can only assume was full of cash. This is when things started to go wrong.
When things started to get weird. I don't know if it had anything to do with Neil selling that syringe, I mean,
I don't know how it could have, but that's when the trouble started. The first thing I noticed
was the heat. Now, mozzies need to be kept at a temperature of around 23 to 24 degrees Celsius,
which might not sound too hot, but at this point it was late May and we were starting to head
towards summer, so on a sunny day the room where we kept the cages felt stifling. But as the days wore on,
the heat started to seep out into the rest of the lab until we were all coated with sweat for most
of the day. We called the building manager to get the heating checked and he told us everything was
working fine. He even agreed to turn on the air conditioning for us, but it made no difference.
He even agreed to turn on the air conditioning for us, but it made no difference. The lab was warm and humid, everything felt sticky, and I took to bringing in a change
of shirt for when I left at the end of the day.
Luckily none of the chemicals we were mixing into the faux blood bags were particularly
temperature sensitive, or god knows how much work we might have lost.
That was unpleasant of course, but there was no real evidence of it being paranormal.
No, that didn't come until a couple of weeks later.
The mozzies started acting unusually.
We kept them in metal mesh cages so they're viewable at all times.
There's a hole in the front which is lined with gauze that can be gathered up to make a seal or allow you access to the cage.
Normally they're happy enough to flit about their cages, but then, without warning, they stopped. They landed on the cage and just
stayed there. They were distributed almost completely evenly over the inside, to the
point where it almost looked regimented. And then they would stay like that for hours.
It was unsettling, and more than once
the researchers retrieved some for testing, looking for any change that might have resulted
in this altered behaviour, but everything came back normal. Sometimes, though, when
I was working late I'd look into that room, and I swear I would see a mass of mosquitoes
in each cage, crowded in a thick clump around the gauze
covering the entrance. I should have told somebody, but at the time I didn't know what I was seeing.
The mosquitoes' attitudes towards the fake blood bags changed as well. Instead of meandering round,
landing, feeding, flying off, feeding again, a few times. Now as soon as the bag was placed inside,
every mozzie in there would descend on it immediately, all at once, until the bag was
completely covered in needle mouths and flitting wings. It genuinely started to scare me. What
really scared me, though, and everyone else on the team, was what came out of the blood bag afterwards.
Shortly after they began exhibiting this behaviour, one of the other research assistants, George Larson, was retrieving one of the empty bags and returning it for disposal in the lab, when he stumbled and it fell to the floor.
When it hit the ground with a moist thud, it became immediately clear that the bag was not as empty as it had first appeared.
The blood substitute, the haemoglobish,
was a clear, syrupy orange, almost like dark honey, but slightly thinner.
What oozed out of the bag now was a deep, cloudy red.
At this point, nobody objected to calling in a biohazard. They took
samples of the substance and put us through a basic decontamination, and then I went home.
Odd to think now that my thoughts back then were full more of curiosity than of fear.
The tests came back, and were as alarming as they were impossible. It was blood. Real blood. O-negative
and infected with malaria. Not just malaria though, but yellow fever, hepatitis B and
signs of cholera. There were other substances in the sample as well that they were unable
to identify. We were all told that we were
to be quarantined immediately and that our project was shut down until further notice.
I remember standing there in the lab as they said this. I heard a strangled cry from behind me and
turned around to see Neil, shaking his head over and over, his face a mask of rage and hatred.
shaking his head over and over, his face a mask of rage and hatred.
He wasn't looking at the people who had come to quarantine us, though.
No, he was looking at the room full of mosquitoes,
as though they had planned this,
as though it was purely through their malicious intent that he was watching his career burn to nothing.
Before anyone could stop him, he grabbed a fire extinguisher
and ran into the mosquito room.
God knows what he was hoping to achieve.
Spray a few cages to death in some petty act of revenge, maybe?
He never got the chance.
As he fumbled with the release mechanism, a tremendous buzzing filled the air.
Suddenly I realised what they had been doing clustered around the gauze those nights.
There was no time to pull Neil out, so I did the only thing I could.
I shut the door.
Thousands of mosquitoes erupted from those cages, far more, I thought, than we could possibly have had on sight.
There was no way to count them, though, as they swarmed onto poor Neil,
first his hands and his face, then beneath his clothes, until there was no part of him not covered with the things. He swatted at them, killing some, but there were
just too many. And after a few seconds it was clear he was going into shock. He tried
to scream, but that just gave them more places to drink from. That was when I turned away.
There hadn't been a single drop of blood spilled, but we
all knew that Dr. Neil Thomas was dead. I don't remember much after that. There was
a lot of shouting and a lot of noise, then tests, and confused and worried academics
asking me questions that of course I couldn't answer. It was almost a month before the world
was in focus again.
The faculty have been alright to me, actually, so I should probably be thankful. They were
so keen to get this swept neatly under the rug that they just let me go, with such a
glowing reference that I just walked into a lab tech position at King's College. It's
mostly helping students, but that's alright. I think I'm done with research.
helping students, but that's all right. I think I'm done with research. Statement ends.
Can't stand mosquitoes. Horrible things. Any solution to the issue of malaria that doesn't concentrate on wiping them out is not one that I have much time for. Still, this grotesque account
doesn't give us many leads to follow. Obviously, there's the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine itself, but Tim's investigation yielded little significant information. Apparently those
staff who've been around long enough to remember the event either didn't know the details or have
been well briefed to keep their mouths shut. Aside from the fact that Dr. Neil Thomas died in a lab accident on the 30th May 2010, there's little more to be found.
Sasha managed to get a copy of the inquest report, which is infuriatingly vague, but does list the cause of death as blood loss, and the official verdict as death by misadventure.
I don't think there can be much doubt that the antiques dealer is the curious Mr. Selesa.
He's now turned up enough that I can no longer write it off as a coincidence, and have been
having a word with Rosie about whether we can make contact with him. Apparently he hasn't been seen
for almost two years now, with rumours in the trade running to everything from he had a quiet
retirement, to he's trying to dodge a jail sentence or even he was shot
dead in Colombia for stealing a priceless artefact from a drug lord. Whatever the reason,
it doesn't look like he'll be answering questions any time soon, though I have urged Rosie to
keep trying. Aside from that, there's little more we can do with this statement. Mr. Neal
himself passed away last year. Martin hasn't been able to get a hold
of the official cause of death, but judging by the number of antibiotics the police report lists as
being at his home at the time, it must have been something very nasty indeed. End recording.
Supplemental. I've been doing some digging into Tim, watching him. He's certainly doing his job
far better than I'd have expected given his recent experiences. There's just one thing I don't
understand. Why is he working for the Institute? A first in anthropology from Trinity College,
five successful years spent climbing the ladder at a major publishing house, and then out of the blue he decides to come work for us.
Why?
I can't find any other indication of an interest in the paranormal,
nothing to indicate this area of study appealed to him.
Why stay after everything that happened with Prentiss?
Is it just loyalty, or could it be something...
Hey, I just wanted to check if you wanted a cup of tea.
Oh, sorry, are you recording? I thought you were done for the day.... Hey, I just wanted to check if you wanted a cup of tea. Ah.
Oh, sorry, are you recording? I thought you were done for the day.
I was, I am. It's, er...
Why do you have pictures of Tim?
It's a performance review thing, going over some files for it.
But that looks like a picture of his house.
It's confidential files that you...
Legally, you shouldn't really be looking at them.
Please, er, please leave, Martin.
Did you want that tea?
No. Thank you, Martin.
I need to find a better place to do these recordings.
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