The Magnus Archives - The Magnus Protocol 36 - Outside the Box

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

CAT3RB2153-04082024-28052024Entrapment (virtual) -/- Isolation (expirimentation)Incident Elements:·     Panic Attack/PTSD·     Being Trapped· ...    Isolation·     Time Loss·     Starvation·     Manipulation·     AmputationTranscripts available at https://rustyquill.com/transcripts/the-magnus-protocol/This episode is dedicated to Evan Botos. You can find a complete list of our Kickstarter backers https://rustyquill.com/the-magnus-protocol-supporter-wall/Created by Jonathan Sims and Alexander J Newall  Directed by Alexander J NewallWritten by Dylan Griggs and Alexander J Newall for more of Dylans work, visit https://woebegonepod.com/Script Edited with additional material by Jonathan SimsExecutive Producers April Sumner, Alexander J Newall, Jonathan Sims, Dani McDonough, Linn Ci, and Samantha F.G. Hamilton Associate Producers Jordan L. Hawk, Taylor Michaels, Nicole Perlman, Cetius d’Raven, and Megan Nice Produced by April SumnerFeaturing (in order of appearance) Billie Hindle as Alice DyerLowri Ann Davies as Celia RipleyAnusia Battersby as Gwendolyn BouchardAlexander J Newall as NorrisSasha Sienna as Georgie BarkerDialogue Editor – Lowri Ann DaviesSound Designer – Tessa VroomMastering Editor - Catherine RinellaMusic by Sam Jones (orchestral mix by Jake Jackson) Art by April Sumner  SFX from Soundly and Freesound: turbofol, kyles, Valenspire, nyoz, dland, toefur, ainaqueentana, KrystianPawlowski, elonen, davidnagel, Joao_Janz, bbrocer as well as previously credited artists.Check out our merchandise available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quillSupport Rusty Quill by purchasing from our Affiliates;DriveThruRPG – DriveThruRPG.comJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillX: @therustyquillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com The Magnus Protocol is a derivative product of the Magnus Archives, created by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:01:35 The Magnus Protocol Episode 36 Outside the Box The the the the the the the the the the Okay, so that would be flaying, subsection, voluntary, cross-referenced with betrayal and...
Starting point is 00:03:01 You're okay. You're okay, Jack. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Hey, so I was looking through one of Colin's notebooks and you're alright? Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. You sure? Because you don't look fine. In fact, you look enniff. I...what? Enniff. Opposite of fine. Maybe even kitsat naff. What? Good. Now tell me five things you can see.
Starting point is 00:03:34 What? Just do it. Oh...you. Your desk. Your computer. Your mouse, Sam... Sam's... Never mind that, four things you can feel. Um... My jeans, the chair, the desk, your hand... Three you can hear. What, other than your voice right in my ear?
Starting point is 00:03:59 That's one. Cars outside, the computers again. And smell? That's one. Cars outside. The computers again. And smell? Dust. And that perfume you always wear. The one that smells like a magic shop. That'll be the patchouli. I'm a woody scent gal.
Starting point is 00:04:17 And what can you taste? Also perfume. It's a lot close up. Good enough. Better? Yeah, actually... How did you- I know a panic attack when I see one. I've helped enough people through them.
Starting point is 00:04:34 And been helped for that matter. Thanks. All part of the service. In fact, for an extra five or a month, you can upgrade to the premium Alice subscription. Which includes a weighted blanket and binging bad TV. In fact, for an extra five or a month you can upgrade to the premium Alice subscription, which includes a weighted blanket and binging bad TV. Good to know. I'm assuming you don't want to talk about it?
Starting point is 00:04:55 Actually, I think maybe it's about time I did. Okay. Okay. I... I think I know what that thing is in the Hilltop Centre. Go on. I... I know I said I didn't know what it was, but I'm certain it's a portal. And... I'm not sure how to say this. It's okay. I already worked it out for myself.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Really? It felt like the obvious answer, but I guess I just couldn't face it. Not until I was sure. And now you are. Yeah. Best I can figure, it goes to, well, not like hell, hell, but definitely some kind of evil messed up hellish dimension and it's leaking. I don't know if it covers all the cases but definitely most. In fact, it's probably not the only one.
Starting point is 00:06:00 So you think it's been leaking out? What, just general evil? Yeah, that's why I haven't tried following Sam yet. He hasn't come back, which means it's either one way or there's something on the other side stopping him. And since I'm pretty sure we've already met things that spat out, that means something is keeping Sam there. Ergo, it's probably a really bad place. Oh, now he's already dead. No, no, no. Our train of thought is not currently stopping at our destination. Besides, the evil portal idea does make sense for the whole protocol thing.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Like, we knew it would have to be bad to explain all these monsters and stuff from the cases, but the OIA are literally standing in the way of hell on earth, that's rough. Alice. So obviously it's not actually Christian hell, but looking up the occult stuff and what they would have thought hell was and how it connects to alchemy might be a good place to start, and with Colin's notes we might actually be- Alice! What?
Starting point is 00:07:01 You need to slow down a moment. You're making a lot of assumptions and... Look, I get it. There's still a lot we don't know. We don't know how many portals there are. We don't know if all the stuff we've read about comes from this place or only some of it. We don't know any of the rules on how any of this actually works. But we do know it's bad news. We know it's evil and anything it spits out is the same.
Starting point is 00:07:26 That's not what I was gonna say. Hold that thought and we can pick it back up when I'm done with Her Majesty. Shit. Shit. SladeTechReviews.com Blog post 235-1 Author Arlo Slade Admin Title
Starting point is 00:07:54 Booth Mark 2 review Feeling isolated Date August 4th, 2024 Page removed pending legal action Intro The disruption is coming from inside the house. You probably haven't heard of Booth, the enigmatic video conference startup that
Starting point is 00:08:11 launched early last year, but you have almost certainly used products made by their pioneering founders, Leela Bailey and Chris Chavez. Between them, the pair hold prestigious backgrounds in advanced OLED panel displays, generative AI, aerospace engineering and 3D projection modelling. And so it was no surprise when their startup completed a record-breaking initial funding round back in 2022, with Elric Capital Ltd taking a controlling interest. Now, Booth stands poised to capture the video conference market. Its first consumer outing,
Starting point is 00:08:40 the Booth Mk2, clearly takes inspiration from the founders' backgrounds as a first of its kind, perfectly life-like hybrid monitor webcam setup. According to the marketing materials, no more lonely work from home blues with blurry, low-res co-workers, Boothmark 2 will bring everyone back in the room. Realistic Conversations Over Video True to its name, the Boothmark 2 is a booth, an array of high-res webcams situated around a proprietary 8K 3D display. Honestly, it looks like a carnival photo booth, sans curtain, but this is supposedly to help the webcam array and integrated lidar sensor to record and track body, head and eye movements,
Starting point is 00:09:17 ensuring that you and your conversational partner are rendered in stunning 3D, the result being the uncanny sensation of the screen dissolving between the two of you. A purposefully oblique setup process? The Mark II is beyond bleeding edge, in fact it's practically still breathing. It exists past the plane of creature comforts that casual tech enthusiasts expect from their world of walled gardens and frictionless user interfaces. Instead, it harkens back to the golden age of bulky pillars in dedicated computer rooms. Users can expect an arduous setup process, starting with an intimidating safety warning in the lengthy install guide. To maximize
Starting point is 00:09:53 realism, remove all items from the room. Do not plug the Mark II in until all items have been removed. Position the device such that any windows and doors are not in view of the Mark II's camera array. Only once this is done should you turn on the boost mark II. The presence of windows or doors in frame may cause the boost mark 2 to have unpredictable results. This is a punishing ask for users who live in a post-desktop world, and I found myself working up quite a sweat clearing out the only room that I could afford to ransack for this review, my bedroom. But looking back I I am glad I did, because let me tell you, describing the Mk2's behaviour as unpredictable is charitable at best. The Mk2 defies possibility. Although
Starting point is 00:10:33 marketed as a consumer product, the Mk2 is far from that. For the Mk2, a safe software experience relies on industrial levels of precision operation, and without it you are left with a glitchy, surreal and isolating experience. The mark 2 has no power button. Instead it turns itself on immediately upon being plugged in and users are greeted with the splash page displaying the boost mark 2 in in all caps Desperately modern looking sans serif font. It then dropped me into my first call as soon as the logo disappeared and having had no opportunity to give it into my first call as soon as the logo disappeared and having had no opportunity to give it contacts, I found myself suddenly sharing my now empty bedroom with a complete stranger. An awkward
Starting point is 00:11:09 experience at the best of times, but I forgot about my reservations when I realised how incredibly lifelike it felt. It is impossible for a reviewer to adequately describe this experience and the effect doesn't translate to video review because the viewer is staring at a flat projection. Instead, imagine what it is like to be in a room with another person. That is what it feels like to use the Booth Mk2. It is life-like beyond compare, it felt like we were sharing the same air. The man across from me told me his name, we'll call him Gregory, and that he was a member of the Booth Initiation Team, or BIT. Apparently the BIT was designed to welcome new users into the Mark II ecosystem,
Starting point is 00:11:47 and provide a guide to a safe and engaging user experience. It was a nice idea, but instead he was leaving me disconcerted because occasionally something would feel off about Gregory's movements. He wasn't like a video feed, he wasn't glitching, artefacting, blurring, or dropping iframes. Instead, thanks to the hyperrealism, it appeared that Gregory's body was actually morphing, shifting, changing, moving too fast. He looked incredibly real, so it was especially jarring to see him malformed in this manner. But such is the cost of reviewing Bleeding Edge tech.
Starting point is 00:12:19 After a few moments of settling in and exchanging pleasantries about cat ownership, Gregory held a peach up in front of him, his arm extended. Like Gregory, it genuinely appeared to be present in the room with me. I swear I could smell it. I was tempted to reach out and take it then felt ridiculous having fully believed the Mark II's illusion of depth. Then in an absolutely brain-breaking display, Gregory dropped the peach into my room. It landed in front of the Mark 2 with an unceremonious thud. An actual peach on the actual ground. I was stunned.
Starting point is 00:12:54 I picked it up. It felt real. I looked behind the screen, searching for an explanation, and Gregory gave a laugh at my confusion, though it gave way to an angry bark as I turned the Mark II from one side to the other, looking for a hidden chute that could have been holding the peach. He explained that I was ruining the setup, but the damage was done. My bedroom door and a small window were in frame and he was fiorious. I apologized, but to no avail. Gregory shared some creatively offensive words with me, apparently the BIT could use some training on acceptable customer interactions, and then the screen went dark.
Starting point is 00:13:29 It didn't diminish all at once though, instead it disappeared into a pinpoint like an old CRT monitor. Then there was no way I could find to turn it back on. My first video conference call with the Mark II was over, ended by an impressively lifelike argument. Despite this, the demo had been amazing and I was still riding high on the hyperreality of it all. That is, until I took a closer look at my surroundings. It took a moment for me to even process what I was seeing. The window and the door of my bedroom had vanished. I was in a completely bare and sealed room, shrunk to only what the Mark II's cameras had been able to capture. My first inclination was that this must be an illusion from the booth, some bizarre, unintended result due to its moving position. I reached out to where my bedroom door had been, expecting to feel a handle behind whatever projection was occluding it, but there was
Starting point is 00:14:18 nothing there but bare wall. I knocked on it, feeling it solid beneath my knuckles, then banged on it, then screamed for help. Nothing. At that point I started to panic. I wrapped my hand in my shirt, then pounded on the wall over and over, but they held solid. They weren't the drywall from my house. Instead they were hard and slightly shiny like ceramic. I began to bang on everything but the Mark II, which I was now terrified of damaging any further, but to no avail. Brute force wasn't going to help. I then started to realise just how bad this could get. It might be a long time before anyone other than my cat Randall noticed I was missing. I took
Starting point is 00:15:00 some solace in knowing that his automatic bowl would feed him regularly for at least another week or two. In the meantime though, things were going to get very uncomfortable. Now, any readers of early Slay Tech might remember that this used to be more of a survivalism blog. This was a harsh environment with few resources, even by my standards. I could maybe wring the sweat out of my clothes, meditate to avoid time loss. Eventually I could attempt to eat the leather from my boots. Not much. Of course there was the peach. It wouldn't keep, but it was real food and
Starting point is 00:15:32 I had an idea of how long it would last me. I decided to give myself three days to be found before I prepared for the worst. For three days I sat as still as I could, preserving energy, meditating. I soon came to see the booth as my only hope of survival. I would swing from forced calm to feelings of existential dread and white-hot rage. I took the smallest possible bites out of the peach, but it was still half gone within 24 hours. My gut started burning and I dreamed fitfully that a hand would come out of the Mark II and pull me down into darkness. Time felt infinite and uncaring in all directions.
Starting point is 00:16:10 I lost track. I ate the last of the peach. Then I was out of time. I prayed to the Booth Mark II that night before I closed my eyes and fell asleep. I awoke weakly to light emanating from the device and looked up to see Gregory eyeing me curiously. He then turned his head and spoke to someone off screen. Yeah, this one's done. Kill process.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Hearing this, I staggered towards the screen as fast as my body would carry me. Then, before Gregory noticed me, I had reached my hands through the screen, into his room and round his neck. Then the screen snapped black, my fingers caught inside. I felt the bones sheer and the muscles sever as my fingers were neatly amputated. I could feel blood pulsing out of me, though all I could see was the perfect black of the screen. But I swear I could still feel my fingers digging into Gregory's throat. I cried out in pain and used my ever weakening arms to try and force myself through somehow. The screen bent, then began to yield to my effort. I pushed and screamed, trying to somehow use Gregory as a lever, until the hand holding him slipped and I felt something fleshy come free in my hand. I didn't stop prying though and grasping
Starting point is 00:17:22 until I was able to find the edge of the Mark II on Gregory's side and heave myself into the other room. That was when I opened my eyes and looked down to see Gregory's ear in my mangled palms and my own fingers resting gently on the carpeted floor. Gregory's room still had a door in it thank god and it was ajar. It looked like he had made a quick getaway. Gingerly lifting my bloodied fingers and stumbling through, I found an empty suburban house. No pictures on the walls, no real furniture, just a trail of blood leading out to the front door. I followed it and flagged down help as soon as possible.
Starting point is 00:17:57 I made it to the hospital and told the doctors my hands got slammed in a car door. I did not mention Gregory or the Mark II to anyone. Who would believe me? Besides, it's not like anyone had noticed my absence. Except for Randall of course. Verdict. The Booth Mark II. Disruptive in the worst way. Yes, the Booth Mark II technically over delivers. The tech is literally boundary pushing, but it is also exceedingly dangerous, overseen by a company that seems apparently criminally apathetic to its users, and if there was any
Starting point is 00:18:29 likelihood that it would see the actual market in this state, I would warn people off it as a five-figure death sentence. I did contact Booth about my experience and they claimed to have no employee named Gregory and there is no such thing as a Booth initiation team. Their legal team also reminded me that I had signed an NDA to join the Alpha test, but after what they have put me through, I don't care if they sue me. I intend to track Gregory down. After all, I still have his ear. In the meantime though, keep an eye out for a tech bro with one ear and seriously poor customer service.
Starting point is 00:19:02 One star for quick delivery and solid packaging. So I think he used the salt config manager and found an unmonitored orphan process which... What? Oh right so apparently an orphan process is one that should have a parent process to monitor it but like it's gone, deleted, dead, presumably to make the process a more compelling protagonist or something. Right. So then you've got this orphan process just running around spamming threads and eating up massive amounts of processing power via crontask. And I'm starting to think that Basically Linux but based on annex. Doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:19:46 The important thing is that because of this the LAN network should have already failed. I see. But it hasn't. No it hasn't. Right? And if I'm reading these notes correctly this is just the tip of a very nerdy iceberg. It's no wonder it was driving Colin up the wall because he couldn't... You haven't understood a word of that, have you?
Starting point is 00:20:14 Look, I don't need to know every detail of the thing to be the manager. I just need to know how to balance it. So either tell me how I can increase W here or get out. Fine. Alice wait. Please help me. Shove over. I will not. So each of these cases is categorised on four metrics with a standard integer scale.
Starting point is 00:20:51 That's your dphw. Okay. Now I'm pretty sure I need to try and keep them as even as possible. Okay. So it makes sense that if you're low on w, that means we should probably prioritise processing cases with a higher rank on that metric to bring the average up, right? Makes sense. So, it's just a hunch, but I bet if we have a look at the old cases and then try and sort by W, we can find out which cases got the biggest scores in that metric and reverse engineer what you need.
Starting point is 00:21:23 That's very insightful. Yeah, well, it helps knowing the whole thing is powered by demons and spite. You're starting to sound like Colin. Good. Now, unless I'm wrong, which, let's be honest, is pretty damn likely, when we cross-reference the shortlist for common terms, we'll find out what Freddy thinks you need and that is more Bonzo bollocks so much for that idea okay so maybe thank you Alex you may go hang on where you going on about mr. Bonzo went now whatever Now! Ugh, whatever.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Shit. Knock knock. In here. Thanks Georgie. I managed to swing by the corner shop so I'm good on nappies now. I tried to get you coffee but they hadn't restocked and he didn't have baby toddler toothpaste so he'll have to make do with mine until I manage... Sit! What? No, I'm fine. If I hurry I can get breakfast prepped and then...
Starting point is 00:22:48 Sit down! But... I did an online shop. My treat. Breakfast is prepped, you've got about six months and Happy is sorted along with the mildest toddler toothpaste they make and a new sippy cup because he's managed to chew through the dinosaur one. Georgie, you didn't have to... I know, but I did and it's fine. I even brought my own coffee, see?
Starting point is 00:23:10 Thanks, Georgie. No, you can't keep this up forever, right? I know. It's just been a bit of a rough time at work. We lost some staff recently, including the manager, and it's a lot. Need to talk about it? No. Maybe. I don't know. I'm not. Need to talk about it? No.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Maybe. I don't know. New manager. What? Yeah, that's her. She doesn't have a clue what to do. And Alice is getting tense. And Sam? The boy you were pretending you weren't seeing last time I asked?
Starting point is 00:24:07 I don't... How do you... He had a profile on your Netflix. Oh. Right, yeah. Well, um, he was one of the ones that moved on. Oh, sweetie. Maybe he's moved on to somewhere better? I doubt it. And... it was kind of my fault. I see. Does he know it was your fault? Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure he does.
Starting point is 00:24:41 I was hoping we could play ignorant. Blame an ex or something. No, in fact his ex is starting to suspect as well. Hmm. Then maybe you could blame it on the old manager? Georgie, I don't think we're gonna find- Alright, I get it. The secret problems of your secret job are just too secret for me to help with. But you know I'm here,
Starting point is 00:25:04 if you actually do want to talk, right? Probably won't even put it on the podcast. I appreciate the chat, but honestly I just think I need sleep. That's fair. I'll take Jack to the playground once he wakes up, give you a bit of peace and quiet. Thanks Georgie. Don't mention it. You'll feel better after the rest. After all, it's just a job, right? The Magnus Protocol is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share-Alike 4.0 International Licence. The series is created
Starting point is 00:26:00 by Jonathan Sims and Alexander J. Ne and directed by Alexander Janeuil. This episode was written by Dylan Griggs and Alexander Janeuil and edited with additional materials by Jonathan Sims, with vocal edits by Lorianne Davis, soundscaping by Tessa Vroom, and mastering by Catherine Rinella, with music by Sam Jones. Katherine Rinella with music by Sam Jones. It featured Billy Hindle as Alistair, Anusha Batasbee as Gwen Bouchard, Laurie Ann Davis as Celia Ripley, Sasha Sienna as Georgie Barker, with additional voices from Alexander Janewell. The Magnus Protocol is produced by April Sumner, with executive producers Alexander Janule, Danny McDonagh, Lynn See and Samantha F.G. Hamilton, and associate producers Jordan L.
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