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Episode Date: September 28, 2026

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My Rikely goalie says he plays for the love of the game. You gave up six goals last week, Steve? Maybe play to win, huh? Like with Bet365, I get paid the second my team goes out big with early payout and can cash out at any time before the game ends. Steve, Bet365, the home of winning early. Must be 19 and older, Ontario only. Please play responsibly.

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The more your value declines. You too can be extremely successful women. There's just no way you're satisfied with the way you're looking right now. Womanism is a way to level the sexual marketplace value for unattractive women. Oh yeah, you average as hell. Yeah, you average as hell. Look at it. She triggered, triggered.

Average as French to... You tapped on fucking 40 pounds. And you expect me to just love you the same way. Sometimes I go through life without taking a moment to appreciate and recognize all the privileges I have as a woman. You know, in the workplace, socially speaking. and in terms of safety. So what do you do for fun? Submissive, I'm a submissive.

I mean, like, what do you like to get into? Submissive, I submit, submissive. I like that. Because we all know that women are so privileged to be always handed the authority to make decisions, free to assert our opinions and where, whatever we want. Because she obeys the law, doesn't she? So she can obey her man.

And literally, never have to worry about being sexualized or harassed. New York! Shuddy with the Hootie Daddy short. I got a girlfriend. Oh what, you can't have no friends? What they gotta do with me though? Nah, we're good.

Man, you ugly anyway. And what better way to remind ourselves of all our privileges than to watch some quality alpha male content? Literally eye-opening. You know, I'm not even sure if I need an alarm clock on Mondays, I'll just watch one of these and be so enlightened that my eyes will stay wide open, not because of irritation, but because of how eye-opening these words are until Monday morning. Productivity to the moon, since this has been requested quite a few times.

Today let's watch some quality of a male content and see what these kind men have to say about, you know, the less superior species, females. I'm pretty upset. Maybe we'll learn a thing or two. Who knows? Things high value men never do, part one. Okay, first one. People getting mad at me because I said I would leave my girl if she get big. I'm a dead ass to tell you all.

I'm not attracted to that anymore. And I get it. The level of comfortability that you must have probably cause you to lose sight of the way you're looking. Um, what do you mean she got big? Like, her stomach got big because she is pregnant with a child with your DNA. Oh, I have something to share with you guys. Oh, no, no, no, I'm not pregnant. I've just been eating good.

Or she got bigger. A bigger, brighter future after leaving you because she realizes that she can't stand a man who Thinks small and is small And if you're generally happy with the way you're looking I cannot do that because you don't look the same to me Honestly, she should be thankful. Uh doors down the hall to the right? Please make your exit Goodbye, but when will I see you again? Oh never never never Never Never well maybe someday when tomorrow

Tomorrow? Oh no! I did not sign up for this. I fell in love or attracted to you when you were smaller. I don't have to accept you being big. You fell in love with a smaller version? That's interesting. I didn't know you could fall in love with a size.

But I don't judge. I mean, sure. Some people fall in love with humans, some with animals, others with food. But size? That's refreshing. If you love extra, extra small so much, just buy your. clothes and pants and not thighs problem solved and from now on it's gonna be nothing but short short skirts around the house you tacked on 40 pounds and you expect me to just love you the same way nah bro this is not that

power statement of the year this not that okay wait explain it again uh well it's like a jar that you can can like put all your stuff like you put your lighters in. Oh, okay, that's fun. So I just like put all my working lighters in the jar. Oh, it's not just your, it's like any lighters. Even the M2 ones you put in here. Wouldn't I just throw those out? Yeah, I don't, I don't throw them out because I feel bad about the plastic. Oh, totally. Yeah. But there's just no way you're satisfied with the way you're looking right now. If I can get up and lose weight to make myself a little better, I feel like you can do the same thing. This is pure equality. I was mistaken. You will lose weight for women because every woman loves telling men to start themselves to fit into our fantasies.

To work all day, but I want you. AIDS may taste like a candy, but AIDS contains one of the most effective appetite suppressions you can buy, and there's no stimulant in AIDS that could make you nervous. It's not that hoar. No, it isn't. Everyone should by default have a snatchier waist to hip ratio than Kim Kardashian, Because unlike men, women don't need organs or calories to function. Like, what are those? Help keep it off when I sometimes want things loaded with calories.

AIDS helps put me in control. Let the AIDS plan teach you how to take off weight and help keep it off. Try peanut butter aids. But I don't think y'all understand that you should never lose physical attraction towards your woman or your significant other. Hey, Bill, what are you shooting? A ghost? A ghost? Yeah, a ghost. God, I admire your courage.

Please get him, Papa. Avenge me. Jesus, fuck. Christ, this is so stupid. I told the ghost to leave like 20 minutes ago. Because it's not about making me happy. No, it is not at all. It's obviously about making other women happy seeing how thin their fellow females can be. There's always something so encouraging about that. Oh my god, what are you talking about? You're so skinny. Shut up. Aw. Because obviously, a woman's ultimate goal is to

look good for other women and make everyone else but herself happy. Our fantasy commission says for him it's all about the friendships. Cute, Kevin. But I disagree. Like with Bet365.

I get paid the second my team goes up big with early payout and can cash out at any time before the game ends. No hard feelings, Kevin. Just faster payouts from Bet365. The home of winning early. Must be 19 and older. Ontario only.

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Learn more at aboutamazon.com. Next one. Three commandments of a high value mail. Number one, let's get right into it. Thou shall not chase women. Listen up dudes. Never chase women. It's a guaranteed loss.

Just wait for your dream woman to ripe from trees in your backyard. Oh wait, you don't have a backyard. Just wait for your dream woman to be shipped, EPS second day air, right to your door from your local charity. Sugar vending with a yon. Sugar, that you, Yon. with a yacht sugar daddy with a yacht sugar daddy with you ever need help always remember i am not the person you should call because i need help as well guys it is true you will never lose women chasing money but you will lose money chasing women

no one should expect to pay for a woman what should they women like the air you breathe should be free 99 as a public resource oh wait you actually pay taxes for cleaner air my bad let me take notes on um what i learned today i'm typing this down the old saying nothing comes from nothing is out of date the new version is women come from nothing so do nothing and they will come to you rest in pieces amen or should i say a woman this is great next you ladies need to come to this realization that you've been whole college and careers make you valuable. It does not make you valuable to us. It's men. Why didn't you tell me that before I graduated elementary school? Congratulations. You plagued yourself. Can you explain what would make us valuable?

Yeah, feminine, friendly, cooperative, submissive, childless. Those things make you valuable. I mean, cooperative, submissive, and childless are just so easy. It's basically second nature. Slate. But feminine? Gosh, better develop a new personality. So this is still water? Mm-hmm. And I ordered sparkling mineral water with no bubbles.

I see. So you understand why I'm furious, right? I mean, this could be tap water. What if I drank tap water? Would it win a catastrophe? A catastrophe at best. You know, I was so furious I'd have Samuel hold my butter knife. The ability to be coachable and trainable and teachable. We love free education, especially once I can replace college and the higher quality like the doggy daycare down the street.

Right on track. To be coached to be the MVP. Or just pee. Everybody know this, psychologist. Everybody knows this is toxic. This is manipulation. This guy's lighting. Listen, stop educating men on my manipulation techniques.

Because now they're starting to figure it out. It's not good for business. The ability to get on our program. Such an honor. I am dying to join your program and become the most loyal member to your platinum reward program. What are the benefits of joining the program again? that costs a humble 200 nanograms per meter of serotonin per day. Follow our lead.

Right behind you. Oh wait, where are you going? Absolutely nowhere? Wonderful. Exactly why I should never go to college or have a job. You're valued counsel, but we make the decision. I'm so glad my value counts as a woman. You know, the value of being feminine, friendly, cooperative, submissive, childless. That's making me so desirable as a female.

And who wants to make decisions? these days, right? Decisions are absolutely draining. They'll stress out the tiny brains of us females and make us age with wrinkles and fine lines. The last thing we want, because God forbid, that decreases our value. I have been taping my face for a while now and it really works and I love it. High value women, don't make decisions. How many times you've gotten to a club into VIP for free when some ugly chicks had to pay full price? Is that my fault? No, no, no, I've asked how many times it is. happened before you go down there path. I mean, plenty of times in Miami. Exactly, but that's not fair, is it? Well, please don't forget I'm not from here. But that's not the point, ma'am. That's not fair, is it? I also don't care about those things. But also, you only care about fairness when it, when it doesn't benefit you. I just don't go to clubs that often. But that's not the

point. I asked you, how many times you've gone to a club where you got interfree or ugly chicks or less attractive chicks had to pay, and you know that's happened. You didn't say, I'm still, excuse me, sir, uh, even though I'm attracted, I demand that you charge me full, Okay, this, I do have to say I do acknowledge Pretty Privilege is something I chat it extensively about. And no, it's not always a fair game. Attractiveness gives unfair advantages regardless if the beneficiary is deserving or not. But I do need to say, this is not just applicable to women. It plays into both genders, especially if you look at successful politicians and businessmen. Pretty Privilege is actually a double-edged sword. You might think those are on the ends of receiving the benefits of the pretty privilege have a pretty solid life, right?

But there's also danger of being the privileged one, as it is easy to base your worth on the quote-unquote prettiness defined by others. I hate to break it to you, but no matter how pretty you think you are, you will always be ugly to some people. I just all my eyelashes. There's no such thing as universal beauty. And because this is a privilege given by the perception of others, it can be taken away. Just like that. I do not allow my girlfriends to have guy friends and they have to choose if they want to be with me or if they want to keep their guy friends. And that's a line that I draw.

Uh, yeah, absolutely. Every girl needs to have her friendless, approved, and greenlit by her man. It's the only healthy way to protect her from predatory attention. Give us the egg or your brother's legs will turn to jello. Ha, Rupert fears no threats from a cowardly wizard like you. Um, Chesley. Yes, Rupert. Actually quite like my legs. Ha ha.

Good joke, Rupert. Now, take the legs. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Enough of this. I stab you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, no, Chesley. Oh, no, I will miss you.

Oh, no. That's quite all right. I'm fine. I'm wearing your dead wife's corset I took from her casket. E. Jealousy. Jealousy! Jealousy! I mean, who needs friends?

when you have a boyfriend, right? Time to cut people off and get into your relationship. Jokes aside, I found this topic really interesting. Do platonic friendships exist between opposite sexes? In my view as a woman, yes they do. Really? Why is that? We have to understand. There is no platonic friendship in a man's mind with an attractive woman.

But comment below your thoughts regardless of your gender. I'm so curious to hear your guys' thoughts on this. And next one, I could do this all day. The more you get pregnant, the more your value declines. The more your value declines. Stretch- This is the best birth control video ever made. Preach.

Why didn't we write that into high school sex ed curriculum? Warning, ladies, do not get pregnant. For your value goes negative when you help a man continue his genetic legacy. When life gets really tough, sometimes I just go out by a pregnancy test. No matter how tough things get, At least I'm not pregnant. We must take the wise words of the alpha male pack and preserve ourselves as high-value women. By terminating the possibility of this ever happening.

Off of me! If! His mother must really love him to become a low-value woman in order to bring him to this world. Don't be like his mother. Choose celibacy. Genius. If a woman marries a man and it goes wrong, she has emotional heartbreak. Fine. fine. When you make these rules and these laws, right, under the guise of feminism and equality all this garbage, all you're doing is scaring men away from commitment. Mind blown. The reason that men

cannot commit has nothing to do with men. It's all been a scheme plotted by sneaky women. Busted, they found our dirty secret. As women, we've been plotting the scheme for centuries. How do we let men exploit our bodies, our youth, our time, our emotions without everything? ever exploiting the only thing we actually care about. A label. Labels are goddamn everything. Without the label, a Bergen might as well be a grocery bag of her feet. There's zero advantage to marriage in the Western world for a man.

Because this new idea of new age feminism just basically destroys all men. Whose whose fault law this is is for miscuous women. It's always women. I'm so sorry to all the men who really want to commit, are stopped by all the women. Maybe one day we'll let you commit, not today. My 78 year old husband was lost at sea. I was devastated, especially since we had only been married for six months.

Thankfully, he loved me a lot. And made me the sole beneficiary. The media began to spread lies and rumors about me. They said I suffered from narcissism. The truth is, I do not suffer, I enjoy. And bought a young Pasofino horse, unlike my late husband. I actually will enjoy riding this. Well, now that I'm single.

This is the only type of bullshit I have to put up with. Don't mind me as I put the fun in funeral. The only power you have as a man in 20, 23 and beyond, is you got to be able to walk away from a girl because women rarely ever get put in an uncomfortable position. Well said, as the more privileged gender, we truly never get put into uncomfortable positions. Show me your shorts.

Some guy just said to me, oh, you look and beautiful, I get a stripper. It's never uncomfortable getting sexual innuendo, and workplaces, never uncomfortable having people comment on your body, never uncomfortable getting unsolicited comments on your appearance. Nope. And you can't play that game. It's like, oh, you want to be like that? Cool, get the fuck my house. And that's when she realizes, damn, this guy really will walk away from me. Okay. Damn right, women need to be put into their places. How dare they disrespect the

superior species of men? By rejecting them and turning them down, Blasphemous. My crush asked me to stop texting her. I guess you want to FaceTime instead? Answer the phone! Never date a woman with a high body count. She's statistically more likely to have damaged her long-term ability to pair bond with a mate. Wow.

I love how dude comes prepared with science and statistics. First off, what is pair bonding? One of the species they studied intensely when it came to pair bond was fucking birds, bitch. Birds. Birds. Now let's just take the fact that they're comparing us to fuck birds off the table for just a minute. Pair bonding is best defined as a selective and enduring relationship between two non-kind adults that often coincides with monogamous mating system and a pair-living social organization. No research has demonstrated a causal link between sexual behavior and poor pair bonding outcomes. Promiscuity is most likely a symptom, not a cause.

In Wolfender and Perry 2021, promiscuity did not impact the odds of marriage in the long term. There was, however, an article quoting the Medical Institute for Sexual Health that talks about how casual sex leads to a decrease in oxytocin production and interferes with pair bonding. So naturally, I clicked in and... If anything, it only takes one man rather than a cohort of men to damage a woman's ability to form bonds. A woman with a high body count. One singular man damaged my ability to bond with other men? Is that a high body count, sir? Well, that was a refreshing look at, you know, new perspectives.

Only from the best, of course. Comment below your favorite alpha male video and why? Don't forget to like a subscribe or more eye-opening videos. Or don't, I don't care. I'll see you. My regly goalie says he plays for the love of the game. You gave up six goals last week, Steve. Maybe play to win, huh? Like with Bet365.

I get paid the second my team goes up big with early payout and can cash out at any time before the game ends. Come on, Steve. Bet365, the home of winning early. Must be 19 and older. Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you were someone you know is concerns about gambling,

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