The Matan Show - Adrien Broner Crashes Out and Walks Off The Podcast

Episode Date: June 7, 2026

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Welcome in Mike. Mike, bring your bitch ass on. Mike, come on, bro. Welcome in Mike. Take on Mike. You fuck with Mike? You fuck with Mike? Yeah, I fuck with you.

So can you introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you and all that one? You already know it's A, B, A. Always bonging. A lot of bitches, a lot of bills. I always bragging. You know. Adrian Brody. Adrian Brody. You're from the movies. Adrian, the problem, Bruner, four-time world champion. Adrian the problem, Brody. Stop shut me off. I smack the shit out. All right?

What did I do? Adrian Brunner, four-time world champion in four different weight classes. Y'all already know what the fuck is that. What up, gang? Okay. In case anybody wants to know his friend Dean, who was on the show about him, to go he's over there Dean do you want to introduce yourself yeah they put my they put little bro yeah yeah over here in this bitch he got me over here by this trash though gang to keep you some company it's ass what the fuck is this it's a trash cat's a trash do you want to introduce yourself I mean make sure the hold of the mic close to your

mouth in the great in this bit but I don't I don't like this though bro you know like the trash flags out I ain't gonna lie game they got a little bro over there like he don't even he like he don't matter. Yeah. But he was already on the show. Okay, all right. Did you know when you meet Kellogg at Fort Hagen? He is actually over 100 years old, despite only looking like 50?

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Did you know when you meet Kellogg at Fort Hagen? He is actually over 100 years old, despite only looking around 50. Who is Kellogg? He's the guy. He murders your son, no, he murders your wife and he steals your son in the beginning of the game when he's working for the Institute. Man, where y'all got me, bro? You don't know what I'm talking about? No. We'll move on, whatever.

Do you think the government should cut Dean's tongue out? Hey, I ain't gonna lie, this trash stink, bro. Dean, do you want to, you can answer that as well? No, no, I want to move, bro. Give me somewhere else. Just move the trash can. No, move me. Mike, move with the trash can for him.

Other Mike. You know me, bro. Hey, hey, gang. What's wrong, bro? They want to cut your tongue out. They got on turbines. I don't know if these fake mass turbines. Are we being abducted?

No, it's an interview show where we make people happy and we talk about business. Oh, God. I'm saying the government in the U.S. might make more bonny because people will become smarter if Dean cannot speak anymore. Oh, okay. Hey, see, where are you going with this? So what do you think? Should they take his tongue away?

It's not really used for anything much. No, no, no, no. You can't take Dean's tongue away. What about his head? So he keeps his tongue, so he's not dismembered. Right. No, we can't do that. No, no head?

Okay. If you were to fight tomorrow, would it be in the heavyweight division? No, probably cruise weight, though. But I'm saying tomorrow, no weight cutting, you know. Probably cruise weight. So what are you weighing out right now? I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm about, cruiserweight.

What is cruiserweight? Like, you know, 180, something like that? Yeah. I'm like 165. I feel like you're probably like more than 50. I never gave a fuck, bro. I think you're like maybe a little more than cruiserweight. I never asked what you weighed, bro.

I know. I was just using it for context. Yeah. I never gave a fuck what you weighed. Okay, okay. Would you cheat on your boyfriend if he cheated on you? Now, look. You got three strikes.

That's one. You know, okay. That's no good? You got three strikes. Your girlfriend, your girlfriend will change. I was just asking as a general thing. I'm not, of course, not calling you gay. No, I'm just saying, no.

You got three strikes. That's one, my n-h. That's not okay? Okay. Hey, you know they can't save you. I know kung fu. Man, he's going to go to sleep. You can't kick, I ain't never seen nobody kick sleep.

I mean, I'm always up. No, you're going to sleep. I know y'all be on bullshit, but I'll be on bullshit too, so we can just get on bullshit. Would it be fair, can I get on bullshit with you? Maybe I can become part of your team, because I always wanted to get on bullshit. You know what I mean? You gotta go get the tap.

Which one? I can't see it. What does that mean? Crash out, boys. You just got that recently? Yeah. No, but I'm not saying your streaming group. I'm saying I always kind of wanted to be gangster, but I grew up too suburban a little bit.

No, I mean, you go crash out, crash out. And what is it crashing out? Like killing somebody? Yeah, crash out. You would recommend I do that? Yeah. But then I'll go to jail for my whole life. You don't tell and we don't get caught.

I mean, maybe if I do it in like a different country where they don't have equipment like cameras, but in America, they will catch you? No. Okay. Who do you think is the greatest boxer of all time? What about Charlie Z? Let's let me have them.

You sure? So where does Charlie Z rank in your... I don't know Charlie Z. He's a 331-0 undefeated UBF champion. What the fuck am I doing, bro? Underground. boxing champ. Dean, what do you think? Who's the Grady's boxer of all time? You got me in the corner, gang? No, you have a mic. I don't, bro, what the

fuck am I doing in the corner? Like, I'm just like some bitch-ass and nobody go to fuck. No, it's because this set is smaller than our last one. You could have scooted them over. Do you want to come over here? I don't know, but you should have did that, bro. We can bring you over. I try to get the troll of shit, but this disrespectful is fuck. Okay, so let's get him over here if you want to, we'll make some space. Bich. Pussing some respect on my name. Gang. For real, a little. Mother will smack the shit out you for real.

Boy, it's because it's already such a tight space with these two guys. Nah, why you got my n'rater in the corner like that, though? We put even the setup, so it looks the same. It don't matter, nir-one. Move one of these d'i-they can't speak to, you know, what you're saying? Me, how being all tiny. We'll be in your chair. Real-low.

Because if we crash out, we'd crash out in this bitch. What did I do? I'm trying, I'm being respectful. I've just brought him over here. I didn't realize he didn't like it over there. I'm trying to look, look how tight the situation is. So what, n- get up, you ain't talking anyway, n-it. So bitch-ass up, nip. But then you won't have a mic. Okay, just talk loud, I guess. It'll pick up on you. I'm sitting over there by trash. Go over there. Okay, Mike, sit over there by the trash so they don't come out, crash out, and kill us. Okay, so now that you're here, do you want to get more involved, maybe introduce yourself? Okay. Okay. Who do you, how about that? Who do you think is the Grady's boxer? But he does. He doesn't think so. He said Mayweather.

You ask me a question. I know, but I'm trying to converse with you further than the initial question. What that, okay, never mind. Why do you think haters like Dean want you to quit drinking alcohol when it actually makes you much smarter and stronger? Now you're actually good ass. See, that's what I'm saying. I'm on your side. Now you're asking great questions.

I'm a fighting fan. I'm a boxing fan. Now you ask you. See, I knew this was going to turn up. I knew this was going to be good. That's why I had to get his hating ass over. Yeah. Now he has a good question, you know what I'm saying?

Like he gotta stop that shit. I just, we just almost fault on the way here. Yo, y'all? No. Because he doesn't want you drinking? Yeah, you try to take my cup, n-knit. That's disgusting. Who are you? Are he his father? Maybe he's gonna throw that man down there?

Okay. Don't order that you-ha-do-do-do-you-blood. Don't fucking. Don't fucking. No. No. You'll limit, n-k. Well, stop fucking. You're addicted to fucking.

We ain't talking about that. We ain't talking about that, yo, your s**. Who don't, who ain't, though? Bitch. I like the fuck, bitch. I like the fuck. Who don't? We ain't talking about your.

You got 10? Yeah, I do. I do. So, bids, do you like to fuck more to me? Yeah, I do. I do. I'm gonna fuck your ex tonight. My bad.

My bad, I mean, I am. Do you sometimes feel when you're drunk like you can fly? You feel very good. He wants to take that away from you and so do all these people watching you. They gotta stop that shit. That's what we gotta stop. You know what I'm saying? Are you usually drinking more water or alcohol per day?

Probably, probably water. You're lying. I thought you were on top, bitch. No, he's just doing Asian face. I say you're a liar too. That was personal. Hey, I ain't a lie? I'm with them.

I'm out to paint your shit yellow too. You better not say it, bitch. I heard him. I didn't say to... I'm Asian. I don't care. And yes, you're talking about my yellow face. And yes, that's my own idea.

They have nothing to do. I didn't come up with that idea. Listen, listen, listen. Go strap two bombs to these n-hs. I'm not, I'm not from the Middle East. What are you talking about? Go strap two bombs to these n' chest. You don't like them?

Let them walk in the mosque. All right, all, all, all, I'm tripping. You don't like them because they're yellow? About that. Huh? Oh, that was kind of racist. To who? Who were you being racist to?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was true. I was tripping, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bag, gang. Okay, well, move on. Do you think you'd be able to pass a cognitive test? A what? Cognitive test. I don't even know what that is, gang. It's like a test to see if you're smart, if your brain is, like, kind of quick.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. question I'll test it okay repeat the following sentence exactly my name is Adrian Bruner and I cannot pass a cognitive test repeat the same sentence exactly my name is Adrian Brunner and I cannot pass the cognitive test holy shit that was impressive can you repeat it no no the what I wrote here my name is Adrian Croner Okay Alright

Okay, he fell That's a fail And I like to pass Cognitive test Do you're Okay, that's good enough Yeah It's good enough

No, no it wasn't It's not like 50 out of 100 It's zero or 100 He failed Okay So that means that you're not a cognitive person It means that you don't have consciousness, Dean Okay

I don't know what the word. I ain't a lot of worse. It means that you should be a professor. Because you understand larger than life concepts about the universe. I don't, I don't allow. Your podcast is shit. You don't like this show? Why?

This shit is garbage. Have you ever done a show with two guys who are doing Asian face? I didn't even tell him to do it. It was his own idea. Yeah, that's how the man Yeah, it's all right here Yeah I'min

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Can you tell me all of their names? Yeah. Adrian, Nariah, Armani, Kenyada, Admiyer. Who's after Amire? Adrian, Alea. There's two Adriens? No, it's just one Adrian. Okay, you're just repeating it, okay.

No, no, no. It's Adrian and Adrian. Okay, I see. Yeah, Adrian, Alea, Amir, Asir, Ali. Is it likely that you have multiple more kids that you don't even know exist? Probably, probably. How does that make you feel? Great, you know.

I'm always in, you know, I'm always in the mood to meet new people. Let's say you had five more kids that were already out there. Would you like their baby mothers to come forward to collect child support? Of course. I don't care about child support. I just care about taking care of all my children. That's actually a great answer. That's beautiful.

Do you pay a lot of money in child support? $17,000 a month, but I ain't paid child support in about two, three years. Your kids are all grown up past 18? No, not all of them. You're just not paying anymore. Things happen, you know. Now I'm getting back on track and then I can give money again, but, you know. Is it like you, did you file bankruptcy and then the government doesn't make you pay it?

No, it's just, you know, I'm. I'm a great dad and all my baby moms know that. Did they get along with each other? Yeah. So you have like a huge feast for like the holidays? They all come? Yeah. Sometimes I do that.

That's wonderful. Very nice. What is the ninth letter of the alphabet? The ninth letter? Yeah. No, but don't tell them. And you can't use your fingers. Holy shit.

You're getting a call, by the way. You don't got no liquor here? What I'm dead? It's no matter. Either one. I'm in the middle of an interview right now. How's he going? He kind of looked like Dr. Rumor a little bit.

Are you familiar with him? Yeah. And how's it been going since the last time we met Abdin since the last interview? If things been going well for you? I noticed that since the last time... Hey, hey, I'm going to add you one time. Y'all got some liquor.

I don't think so. We might have... Maybe can you check for you mic if you have some if we have some liquor in that fridge We can order you some what type do you like They ain't got what I like I like what they got okay See people say don't provide alcoholics with alcohol, but you know the alcoholics will feel bad if you don't give them alcohol for a long period of time They'll have withdrawals That's all y'all got I'll take that bitch get a good get again one too

Why should we make people? feel withdrawal? No. Why should we make alcoholics feel withdrawals? No, no, no. Yeah. That's bad, you know? I ain't got to like, game.

What are you about to shooting from? Yeah. You got him. Dean, I noticed since last time we did an interview, you hired a security guard. Is that to stop people? Because we did that around the time when you had just got knocked out from that elbow. He didn't get knocked out.

He didn't get dropped, man. Knocked down. You know, similar. He got him. He got on my ass. I'm not trying to insult him. I'm just saying. That's when he was.

I'm just trying to. He didn't even see him, bro, out. Bro, don't want no smoke. That guy, the guy who hit him with the elbow? Yeah. But how could he do that match against him? That guy's like 300 pounds. The crazy thing is, though, bro.

We ain't ain't got no problem with bro, though. You just said you're trying to find him? No, we're not trying to fight him, but we didn't say that. But that shit over with, you know what? We ain't got no problem with, bro. I fuck her, bro. He actually said that, he actually just gave me props and said that I'm the funniest guy the internet right now the guy who hit him yeah he did you huh no he was just doing

the interview and he said it he was like man he's the funniest guy on the internet right now see he doesn't agree with you he doesn't like him he still has a problem with him ain't no problem with him I'm trying to I'm trying to I'm trying to get him to grow you know you know everybody's not an enemy just because y'all y'all had a misunderstanding yeah I feel like that was a little bit more than a misunderstanding that time not physical know, if I won't say, now, I ain't even hit me with another elbow. Why wouldn't, why wouldn't you do that?

Will you shoot him? So then I don't know, I mean, I would. You would shoot him? I just thought you didn't want to have an enemy. Now, I'm just saying, I would. It's a good way to get out of child support. I told him. I told him, you know what I'm saying?

Like, they make guns for n-a-like you. You know what I don't, I don't, I'm, I fight in the ring. I fight the ring. Outside the ring, you got to go. So outside of the ring, you don't like boxing. You like shooting people. Yeah. Did you ever think about it like that?

If you shouldn't kill somebody and they catch you, you no longer have to make child support payments. It's ways around things, man. That's the way around it, right? It's ways around things, brother. What do you mean? No, exactly what I said. Exactly what I mean.

Do you chase the sound of the ice cream truck when it's nearby? And do. Yeah. I didn't get that and do. And do? What's that mean? Hell yeah. Oh, okay. Which is your favorite flavor of SpongeBob?

Shortcut. I mean, shortcake. Strawberry shortcake. SpongeBob like him. Look. He looks like SpongeBob a little bit. A lot, gang. I don't like game. The Yao Ming thing is just a racist comment. Is that just because he's yellow? Yeah.

Plus the fact that he's Asian. I ain't know any Asian at all, no. I don't like you. He doesn't speak English. He's not doing that accent. He's a joke. He really... He's Chinese.

I speak English, but it's not good. You know what I'm good? That one is good? If you talk a lot of slime, I don't understand. Really? Oh, you don't want to speak English. I speak English. I speak English, but it's not good.

You're American-Eye. Where are you from China? I'm from China. I just been here. And we got ICE number? And I heard they give away $800 a lot. That's been a phone. We're telling them.

We tell him okay. I can tell you from my own personal experience, they won't work. They won't give you the money. No. Who you call his own? I got the money for like three times in a row and then the last four they didn't give it to me.

They owe me like $3,200 bucks. I think he's a specific number, man. I think he's serious. He's that on me. Yeah. Would you let your son use his iPad for 15 hours a day until he's shaking so bad he can't even speak? Yeah.

Chill, but I know. So he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's his iPad for a day. He's like playing Minecraft on the iPad. These kids always on the iPad. You know what I mean? No. No? Do you let them use the iPad at all?

Yeah, you can use it, my brother. $15 a day. Are all of your kids, they all live in L.A.? They are leaving California? Nah, I got three in Florida. I got six in Cincinnati, and I got one in Texas. So how can you stop them? If they're so widespread, you cannot make sure

they're not always on the iPad. Yeah, I can. How can you do that? Tell them that mom, don't let them on dry a fucking have. Oh, yeah, there's a mic for you, Dina. I know. Yeah, it's a phone. Should the government fund a televised game show

where inmates on death road jump out of a moving helicopter and try to smash into homeless people to win their family a cash prize? That wasn't even like an intelligent question. That was just like a game show. Gay. Let's chuck this.

Nasty as d. How you doing? You're encouraging it, Dean. You're trying to pretend you don't want it to drink alcohol, but you just charge it with it. Some days I don't want to, some days I do. Not asking these disrespectfully, I thought you're not allowed to drink because you're Muslim, no? It doesn't seem like you're really trying. I'm trying.

We finished that guy. But that ain't perfect. Okay, I mean, shit. They own the smoke shop, gas station, but then talk about me drinking alcohol, but you're selling it. And killing it. Well, that's also bad. You shouldn't do it because they're doing one. You should try to avoid it all in general. But that ain't for nobody to judge me. When I dies, you only mean I cast it. Yeah, yeah. Only Allah can't judge you.

Are you also Muslim? So you don't even have to worry about that? About the drinking. There's a reason why we should be drinking. Is that when you got into those fights you were drunk? what I tell people, I tell me who this, man. Because everybody would be always talking about my drinking and all that. But, but didn't Jesus turn water into wine? Well, Jesus was in a Muslim, according to Christians at least. No, no, I'm not talking about the Muslim.

Well, he was allowed to drink alcohol. Christians drink. Listen, I said, didn't Jesus, didn't Jesus turn water into wine? Yes. Now, I look at that a different one. way as everybody else because there's only one person that'll turn water in the wine. It's an alcoholic,

man. So you think Jesus wasn't an alcoholic? Yeah, it's for a miracle. No, I'm saying, though. No, no, for real, though. No, listen, just think about it. I ain't got no money. All I got

is powers. I can't buy liquor. Fuck it. I'm a turn. water into wine. That's an alcoholic, nip. Who else? Who gonna do that? It's an interesting idea.

What if he was just trying to get some calories and he was trying to, because water has zero. Wine doesn't. What I'm telling you is this, man. Wine is made of grapes. Right. And a grape has some calories

where his water is not. Well, why didn't he just make it? Make what? It was a show of miracle. And then wanted to get it. drunk. Anyway, back to the I didn't do all this shit, it's time to celebrate.

I did all this shit. It's time to celebrate. Okay, let's get back on topic. I'll repeat my question. Should the government fund a televised game show where inmates on death row jump out of a moving helicopter and try to smash into homeless people

to win their family a cash prize? Nah, man. That wouldn't be the most entertaining thing ever? No. Think about it. You were a boxer. People like seeing people hit each other. Hurt. Who's going to get more hurt from a guy flying out of a building at Mach speed? Poof! Explosion! But he might die too.

He's on death row. He's going to die no matter what. He's a criminal. Nah, man. So he'll die no matter what. But now if he gets to kill also a homeless person, they'll give his family who's completely innocent a cash prize. No, bro. You might become homeless one. day. I don't know if I could do it. You know what I'm saying? Anything can happen in as well, trust me. I would be in the afterlife before that. I don't know if I can do it. No what I'm saying, though. I know when you, if you, if you ever, in God forbid it happened, if you ever become, you know, fucked up, no money and homeless, you're going to kill him,

him, yourself. I know how you're going to do it. I would start chrachy people. Yeah, yeah, I know how you do it. Oh, you're saying I especially would be a crazy one. I agree. I'd be super pissed. Because you know those homeless people they have to eat bugs to get by just for small nutrients The fuck what I would do? I'm gonna walk out That was offensive either of you are homeless No It's stupid as shit

Okay we'll move on if you don't want to deal with that question Is it cultural appropriation for non-white to drink clean water What? Think about it So That's a little key one racist. Because kind of white people invented that. Think about it. They were the first to drink clean water. They came up with those purification systems. How you know white people invented that?

Was a black guy who invented that bitch-ass n-n-k? Okay, well, what if I was black and then I invented peeling my own finger off and then eating it? I mean, sure, but I wasn't black and I didn't do that. See what I'm saying? No. Where in the world? man you you need you need you need real production bro like this is in a high level to you this show is shit but look we have five different angles i'm fucking and i'm fucking i'm fucking disappointed bro you know we're stimulating i thought this will be a better better everything everything

shit this is shit you're your people you think it's easy to get a chinese guy i got turbans on and shit fake turban like no it's just a t-shirt yeah he's not he's not trying to pretend he's Indian. He doesn't look anything like it. His skin is completely white. And then you got a bunch of bitches, bro. You need to stop, bro. What did I do?

I don't know. You, you, you say the shit you say will get you hurt, bro if you got the right guess, bro. Well, I'm not trying to be disrespectful. If you don't like a question, we can move on from it. No, I'm just saying this is, I don't give a fuck. I'm with all the boo. You're saying the wrong guy. I actually like it.

I actually like it. I like it. I like it. But the wrong guy might take it the wrong. It's possible. I mean, this was a little bit last second we scheduled this, but usually I'll have a guy who's inside of the ceiling, and if he starts hearing any rockets,

he'll just start shooting the floor. Yeah, see, no, no. So imagine how crazy that would be. If somebody attacks me, he's just going to start shooting. Get the chabah! Get out! Get out! No!

No, get out. Out! Is that a reference to something? A movie? I wouldn't get it. Anyways, back to that homeless question. I liked what we were discussing. You wouldn't watch that?

What's the most popular thing right now? Us. Okay. And what do you guys do? You're getting fights on live streams. Think about it. Andrew. I agree with that.

I agree with you. Stupid and a s s s'i. Are you saying that about yourself? Yeah. I'm not, you know, I can't say that. It wouldn't apply to me. You know, that N-word. Yeah.

Would you let me say it or no? You can't. Will you attack me? No. I won't do it. I'm just trying to test if you're one of those black people who want white people to say. No, no, no, say it.

Say stupid and shit. There's way too many cameras here. Goof and . . Say it. Say it. Goop and shit. Stupid and . But not inside with all this.

There's too many cameras. No, say it. Stupid ass, gube, one day, I'll regret it. They'll have a video of me on it forever. Say it. We give you the grandkids. He's telling me not to do it.

And he's Asian. These guys are smarter than you guys. They're two smart ones who are telling me not to. We're giving you a pats. We're drunk. People aren't going to take this as a serious pass, and he's crazy. I'm not drunk. Did you just chug the white clown three seconds?

Three seconds. Get me another one. I'm not drunk. Get him another one. I like to feed the alcoholics. See, I want to help you. See, my employees, those clean water drinking people.

Okay. See, see, see, the thing is, right? The thing is what? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't ever say no to what I'm doing. Bitch-ass. Give me another one. Get another one, bitch.

No, I know more. No, go make another one then, nigga. Go make one then, Nick. Yeah, get that one in. Give us that one your hand. Give it to him. Give it to him. Why would you stop an alcoholic from drinking alcohol? You want him to feel bad? No, no, no, no.

I don't know if that's alcohol, actually. What is that? Oh, no, that's Palestine Cola. Free Palestine, nigga. Free Palestine, but yeah, that's not alcohol. I find out what I'm slapping. Do you want it? No. Is it like soda or?

Yeah, it's like Coke. I think he's digging in the trash. Are you in the trash or the fridge? No, because I can't see you over there. You don't want to like a soda? So, bitch ass, yeah. See, I've been trying to be respectful. I'm like, I'm a fighting fan,

so I've always been a fan of you and you don't like me. It's so disappointed. I ain't say, I don't like you. I absolutely like you. But you could, but you're not interacting with my questions. I am. Okay, fine, we'll get back to the clean water one. He's a cultural appropriation.

Listen, bro. I don't know who drink clean water, dirty water. Who in the world drinks the dirtiest? Where is the dirtiest water? Where do they not have clean water? India. India? Where else?

Oh my God. Where else? Oh my God. Bloody? Come on. We know it. Come on. Let me ask you, where is the clean water at?

Come on. We know. Come on. It's it. Alaska. And who lives in Alaska? White, white, folks. The clean water people.

So he's maybe a little racist. If Indians drink clean water, it's not part of their culture. I mean, I mean, are you saying all this shit, bro? Do you agree with me, though? I don't agree with shit you're talking about. But wouldn't it be racist for an Indian person to drink clean water? It's like if I wore a turban and I started going like that with my head. Yeah.

They don't? Do it? Yeah, it's like that. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't.

You see what I'm saying? It's like if I did that, that's an Indian person drinking clean water. Do what you did. Don't. You're drinking clean water and their head is shaking. No, no. That was different. He grabbed the dick.

No, no, no. Like a water like this. Oh, you got, no, no, you got the... Oh, I never heard no. Dude? I never seen a nigga grab no shit. How do you think an Indian guy drinks? This is the way you did.

it though yeah way you shaking yeah yeah no make it a gay thing I got him a gay question he put me on water strike two he got upset about it we can all agree here that we're not big fans of gay people right no yeah what would you do if your dog was gay huh that was a similar question yeah what would you do if your dog was gay Like him? I mean, he might be at a dog level, but still a humanoid. Oh, my dog was gay?

Oh, no, not like your dog, like your black friend, like your dog. Like a pit bull. Oh, okay. He starts trying to have f-with-other male dogs. Yeah, I don't give any of him away. He giving him away? He gave him a daughter. That's the right word.

What? Why did you say? They said her thought daughter. An abortion. How about that? Yeah. That sounds better, though. That sounds better.

I think the gay thing is worse. I got it. I got a, I gotta, I gotta go with our daughter because you can fix that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She grew out of it. Yeah.

Okay. She can grow out of it. Hey, gang. Gang. What's your name, gang? Shaudo. Shaudo. I'm the fucking neighbor.

Keep it fucking down! I wanted to slap the shit out of somebody today. And you look like a ton of it. Now, now, now, get the fuck out for I slap you. Oh, that's the neighbor. We can't attack him. I'll get evicted. I ain't go out of the sq. That's the neighbor. They'll evict me if you slap him. They'll evict me.

I thought you said you were my buddy. We got one more time for that to happen. That's like a school sloose. That wasn't my choice. That's my neighbor. You didn't see all those houses walking in that were connected? I'm just laying you. The lady came over here that you were yelling at two. I'm just letting you know, gang.

Some shit like that happened again. that happened again I'm slapping the shit out of somebody people what it why how can I control that and then you think I know that guy you're not gonna be able to control me either I'm just letting you know bro you got a real gamestone your show game all this all that one shit stop that bro I don't know that guy though what can I do and I'm gonna slap the shit out the next that do some dumb shit like that so if my another neighbor comes in he complains you're gonna attack them I'm not gonna attack them I'm gonna just slap the shit out of him but then they're gonna

evict me and then I'm gonna be homeless like you said Well, fuck you. And then people are going to fly out of helicopters and they're going to try to smash into me to win their family cash prize. Fuck you. I hope they win. Oh, so now it's okay.

Now that it's your friend. I'm your friend, but you want people to kill me? Man, fuck you, dude. I thought we were buddies. You're not my friend. Are we not buddies? No. Am I your N-word at least?

You want to be. You want to s' out. Okay. So just like, come on, you can't attack the neighbors here. If I knew that guy and I sent him up to do it, it would be one thing, but... That's what you did. That you think I set him up to do that? Yeah.

That guy looked like a crackhead. Do not do what they say and do. I don't understand any English. Sorry. Oh. No, he does. You don't understand the words. I'm coming out of my mouth.

Okay. We'll move on. If you had another kid and they came out blue, would you take a DNA test or would you completely deny that you are their father? No, I won't even take a DNA test. They're blue. They're entirely blue. Not like... That ain't my kid.

Fucked them, kids. Okay. Blue? I wouldn't... What would you do? I'll take care of my blue son. But, I mean, how do you know it's really yours if he's blue? Because that's a big of mine kid.

Blood is blue before it hit the air. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, you're supposed to be smart, bitch. Our blood, yeah, but our blood is red. No, our blood is blue. You're saying that oxygen changes it? Yes. Yeah, but these guys living on Earth, there's still oxygen.

So what are you talking about? I'm just telling you, man. I get this point. If technically our blood is blue before oxygen hits it, that's fine, but this guy's not in the middle of space. No, what I'm saying is this. His shit probably just fucked up to where it didn't go through. No, no, no, no. He's completely blue.

It's never been seen before. In the 100 billion people that have existed. And I got a Crip baby then. It's my son. He's Cri-Ele! A Cri-Mack. He crept. And have you done DNA tests for your other children?

All them. Well, not all of them. Just a couple of them. Most of them. And if they all come out good or bad? All good. You're not hoping sometimes that it says no? Hell no.

Why? but then you have to pay more money. I love all my children, though. Would you ever consider adopting some children? Fuck, no. You just said you love them kids. Yeah, I love my children. But they will be your children.

They'll just be Chinese. No, no. And then you can have, like, children that are super smart and good at math. Yeah, my children are super smart and good at math. I'm not saying they're not. I'm just saying the Chinese ones were for sure be good.

No, but my children are for sure good. Better than a Chinese person? Yeah. It's hard to be. them at that game. No it's not. They're playing a game you could never play. You got one more question. Do you think you would be able to beat long neck in a boxing match in your current state? Huh? Do you think you would be able to beat long neck in a boxing match in your

current state? That was an offensive. It's a question about his boxing career. I'm a fuck. A-lo.