The Matan Show - Alex Stein Goes Insane And Destroys The Podcast Immediately

Episode Date: August 10, 2025

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast of today's guest. We have Alex Stein. Oh, shit. Please welcome in. Hello. For today's co-host, we have Mike. Please welcome in, Mike. Hello.

Hello. Fuck you. Okay, so if you're wondering why the set looks slightly different. No, I'm listening. I listen. I'm coming. Hey! He's because Alex Stein.

And I just started doing what? Got angry and he destroyed the table. I wasn't anger at all. Fuck he what! You were not angry? I'm not angry. I'm not angry. I'm happy. Okay!

That's how acts when I'm happy. I get a little aggressive. I have... I'm a guest. High functioning autism sometimes and... The customer is always right! I'm very reactionary. And I'm impulsive.

And so I apologize for what I did. I don't mind. It's okay. I just want to let it... Because the table might look a little different. Maybe, but... Okay, so let's start, you know, there's nothing different here, guys. if the table looks different

I think we were recording in post production you can just fix it AI you can use AI you can use bio or what is it called what's a new thing Cleo? Michael no the new the new AI thing

Jack Jack it's like grok but less gay or I guess that's just the stupid Twitter one okay should you attack someone because they are a different race which race a different one than you?

Well, it's like, would I attack a Chinaman? Probably so. But would I attack an African-American? No. Because they're strong. They're physically tough. They're mentally tough, too, sometimes, believe it or not. Well, I'm not asking if you would, like, attack them because of their physical features. I'm asking if you should, based on the guideline that they're different race. Well, like, that's what I'm saying. Like, an Indian guy, yeah, I would attack him because he's easy to beat up. Indian, I mean, they're, oh, I'm going to beat you up with a computer.

Oh, I'm going to send you a code and hack your computer. No, I just... Yeah, but I'm not asking if you could beat up more Indians than African Americans. I know the answer to that. Everybody does. I'm asking...

Should I beat up somebody based just on the color of their skin? Don't do that to the table. It's going to fall apart. Should I do... Ask the question better. That question was asked perfectly fine. Repeat the question.

No. You're going to have to remember it. No. Like, I know you could... No, the answer is no. But then why did you say you would attack an Indian? I misspoke. What is the difference between Robbie Loller and a basketball?

Robbie Loller. A basketball is a round leather object thrown into a hoop for sport, while Robbie Loller is a former UFC fighter. Is that true? That's true. Is that surprising? You didn't know either of them or just one of them? I didn't know either

I mean I knew I mean I I knew Robbie the other one I wasn't sure about The basketball? Do what? You didn't know what a basketball was Yeah I knew what it was I didn't know what

I don't understand what you're saying Are you playing No I'm not playing RRBarrie Whatever Is it really drunk driving If you're off the Henny Well if you're off the Hennie

Yeah technically that is drunk driving I'll be honest yeah How is that drunk driving Because when you... You didn't drink a beer or nothing. Yeah, but when you drink Henny, dog, it gets you different. Like, have you ever drank Henny? Have I ever drunk Henny?

No, I've never... I've been drunk alcohol. That's what I'm saying. You've never had, like, two ghetto bitches and a bottle of Hennessy, and you got a blonde. Two ghetto bitches. Because ghetto bitches drink Hennessy. What is that... Like, a white girl can be a ghetto bitch.

A black girl could be a ghetto bitch. Like, ghetto bitch is a woman. You hang around with ghetto bitches? Well, no, I have a beautiful girlfriend that I'm dating, but I'm saying in my past life, you know, there was a time when I was with a lot of ghetto bitches the more ghetto the better because they spread it and forget it and that's what I like so not anymore I've changed

I found Christ but before that I was all about to spread it and forget it you pretend to be white by your last name is Stein yes fuck how long until you change your name first of all first of all I'm not Jewish

your last name is Stein yes Steinberg also means stone it's also a German name but Steinberg is a German name but Steinberg is not a German name. You're not technically Jewish unless your mother is Jewish. My mom was not Jewish. Hold on. I don't play that game where it's, oh, you know, my mother wasn't Jewish

so according to their religion, I'm not Jewish. Okay, well, you don't understand Jewish magic. You don't understand Jewish magic. And ethnically... But you do because you're Jewish. Well, maybe I'm using Jewish magic, but it doesn't matter. What's the Jewish magic? You're not treating me. I can see right through you, like Hans Landa. Okay. All right. I'm like Hans Landa, but Jewish, but I'm still looking for Jews. No, you're not. Yes, I am. And you know, and you what jingo and Shane was one of my favorite movies for different reasons for different reasons than you would think i don't even want to say

the reason but i'm a big jamie fox fan he's from turrell texas i'm from dallas texas and you like the movie because the actor's from texas yes yeah that i wouldn't have guessed that was the reason i know that's why i said you wouldn't guess the reason i know that's why i said you wouldn't guess the reason i thought

that guy that doesn't talk that much he's having a rough patch it feels good though the alcohol will numb the pain I don't encourage people to drink but I will tell you that you know suffering with depression and anxiety that alcohol will always temporarily make that go away do you know any languages other than English and Hebrew I know abonics

Mr. Stein I know abonics a Jewish guy who knows Hebrew lehahe choh Reches ho see you're playing stupid by doing like the one where you just used How am I playing stupid? Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. That's what I mean.

Dradle, dreidel, dreidel, I will spend you all day. Are you supposed to water the hobos? Well, it depends because honestly, these hobos, they stink. They smell bad. And is spraying them with a hose without their permission nice? No, but sometimes life is not about being nice. I don't really mean like spraying them with a hose. Like, no, being nice about it.

It's not a nice thing without their permission, but try to, I guess, make it cooler. like take a little like water bucket like for sunflowers and put it on their head while they're sleeping I believe Jesus did that same thing Jesus did that I think so I'm I that

that's going to make me a believer Are you suicidal Are you suicidal? Are you suicidal? I feel like you can guess from what he just said Well he might want to be a go to space He might want to go to the moon Does that look like a man who?

wants to go to space. Believe it or not, believe it or not, no, my time. Buzz Aldrin was a horrible alcoholic. The guys that went to the fake moon mission, which we didn't go. Yeah, all alcoholics. Oh, yeah, you're a flat earther, yes?

No, I'm not a flat earther. I was geocentrist. I don't think the earth is flat. We've seen the 24-hour sun in the North Pole and the South Pole. You told me earlier today when I met you, that the sun in the moon are just as big as each other. From our perception, they are. Are you re-hitted?

That's how you would judge the sun? It's funny that you say I'm r-a- because there's a documentary because there's a documentary called the principal, and the principle will explain geocentrism. It was made by Jimmy John. All the greatest minds, all the greatest minds before me thought this. So listen, I believe in God. I believe God created the earth.

Well, it's funny because Einstein exactly said, we cannot tell the difference whether we are in the center of the universe and the universe are spinning around us or we're spinning around the universe. Einstein, when he said that, he literally said we can't tell. You know what Einstein said? What? He said, I'll take the two for three McChicken. He didn't.

Yes, he did. It's cheaper back then. McDonald's was traded in 1963. No, because nowadays the chicken is $3 and back then it was two for three. See, now we can agree on something. The price of inflation because you're only 18

so you haven't been here. You don't remember when you used to get a McDouble for an actual dollar. And that was a time when America was a real country. Now what we've become is a shell of ourselves. We've become this one world order.

I don't even, I don't even, listen, I love America. So I'm willing to critique America and criticize America. America, but there was a time when this country was truly great. And I hope Donald Trump can bring us back to that level once again. I think he already has. Already?

Already. We're in the prime. We're in the golden age. But you're a very successful young man. You have a successful podcast, but you still can't afford a home in Los Angeles, California. That's true. But that's because of the Los Angeles governor, Karen Bass. Well, she's the mayor, but yes, she's bad too.

Oh, you think you're smarter than me because you know? Have you seen her only fans? No, I don't use that stuff. Karen the bush bass. That's pathetic. You see your head? Yeah, I know, but you see your head just like your head on her.

I don't want to know about that. Well, you know now, so. Hey, guys, sorry for the interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by where on the political spectrum are you? I'm a libertarian because I think I should be allowed to put aluminum.

I'm in the microwave. I'll be honest. A lot of people will be like, Alex, you're anti-LGBQ and stuff, which is impossible because I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan. So are you saying the fans are gay or something? I don't understand. Well, yeah.

I mean, if you're a Cowboys fan, you're either like a Latina or a gay person. But that's a whole different genre of podcast. Because this is, we don't talk about sports. Actually, you had a sports guy on. You had Pac-Man Judge. You had a Dallas Cowboy on. Yeah.

You can talk about sports. Yeah, no. There's the guy pretending not to know what a basketball is. Okay, I know what a basketball is. I was trying to be funny, it's not funny. I didn't find it funny. But you see, you're playing the rick- As I said.

Well, how do you know I'm not actually R-I-B-I-B. If you are, then, I mean, I-then what? Then I made a mistake and I had you on here. You wouldn't interview a R-B-A-person? Probably not. It's just not worth it. I just get it's just sick. It's sickening to look at it.

A-PAC? A-PAC. They pay people to interview R-I-B-B-B-A-P. people. Did you know that? I don't take their money, so that's no... I do. You take their money? Yep.

I don't believe that. Okay. Do you want to see my bank account? I, maybe. Okay. Okay. I'll teach you something real quick. If I wasn't getting paid by APEC, why would I have $77,000? That's not that much money. Let me see. 77,000.

You see that? That's my Instagram. Okay, go to the Bank of America. You know how to work an iPhone. Okay, quit going to my... Why are you on my Twitter? Why are you tweeting? Let me tweet something.

No, because you're gonna... You're tweeting, I'm su... He's tweeting, I... Look at the... No, this is how we lose my account. This guy is sick. I'm su... This guy is su...

Let me have a hit of that. I'm thirsty as hell. That was disgusting. That is great. Do you know what I was trying to do? What? Let me see your phone. I'll show you what I was trying to do.

No, no, no, I have a cool. Just tell me. Just tell me. Hey, kill trick. Okay, just tell me what you're going to do. You're going to say, I was going to lose my account, and then my family was going to reach out to me. And, you know, no.

More so the family thing, and then if I killed you, it would make sense. Or I got someone to do it. I'd love you to try to kill me. You know, I'd love for you to try to do that. Well, not me. I wouldn't try it myself. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Do you also check the Bible in your hotel room

to see if it has $20 in it? Is that a thing? That's the thing. I made like $80 in the last year. You know, it's funny because I always look at that and I always grab the Book of Mormon for some reason. And I'm not... They have the Book of Mormon in the rooms too.

Every time there's a Bible, there's a Book of Mormon, yeah. That's not true. That is true. Not in the hotels I've been at. Well, it's true. Let me see your phone. Let me tweet something. No.

How about that? Let me see your phone. Phone for phone. No, no. My Twitter is more valuable than yours. I doubt that. This. No, not that one.

I doubt that. Who's your favorite statutory rapper? Of them all, there's this guy. And I don't like him personally. But his music was very powerful. I didn't ask anything about music. Have you ever heard of South Park Mexican? South Park Mexican?

No. I imagine he makes songs about South Park. Actually, there's nothing to do with South Park. South Park's a city in Houston, or I guess, a suburb of Houston. And I think he was, you know, at the forefront of the Houston rap culture. And I'm good friends with Paul Wall. Shout out Paul Wall. Love Paul Wall.

You're friends with the Wall? People's champ. No, he's a human rapper. The Wall, you talk to the Walls? But I'm saying this SPM guy. Hello, Mr. Wall. Okay. Well, no, it's a, you know who Paul Wall is.

No, I don't. Is that like a player of words? The guy with a grill? Everybody. Is that like a player on words? I'm George Foreman, because I'm selling everybody at Gris. Are you at your mind? No, I mean, a little bit, but I'm saying Paul Wall is a famous rapper. You know Paul Wall.

He's got all the teeth of the, you know, the corral. I mean, you're describing most statutory rappers. No, first of all, SPM is a statutory rapper. Paul Wall is nothing like that. He's a good human being. What's the issue with being a statutory rapper? Well, SPM, he went to jail for doing something repugnant and discussing with children. Like what?

I'll let you use your imagination. Why would you go to jail for being a rapper? you're going to have to ask the district attorney that prosecuted him yeah but they don't get to the attorneys don't get to decide well is this like that there's already said laws unless they're crazy and they're just deciding their own you're from the middle east right no i'm not well in america i'll teach you a little bit about america is there's a lot of the jewish there's a lot of corruption going on so yeah maybe you can be innocent and still be convicted why would i not understand

that if i was from the middle east if anything those people understand it more I don't know I mean they understand I would disagree I would say the Taliban some of the most honest leaders Most honest Yes

They might be more honest But they're definitely more corrupt too No no not necessarily Because if you remember During the Afghani war The Iraq wars It was actually the Taliban

That stopped growing poppy And it was United States military that put our troops outside of the poppy fields in order to grow them. And a lot of people don't realize the controversy. How do you say goodbye in Arabic? Al-Ahu Akbar. Oh, yeah, Al-A-A-Bah-Bah. Everybody thinks you mean something about God, but it's really like... If you hear Al-A-A-A-Bar, really, and you really hear it, you're dead.

That's not true. Yeah, it is. I just heard you say it. I'm alive. I'm not talking in Arabic, though. that confirms it he does have the choice theoretically he does have choice clearly not he doesn't have a weapon you have free will you can buy a gun

what are you criticizing like somebody who's completely unstable in the brain I'll be honest with you I do not have a lot of empathy for a white guy that a white guy why less empathy because he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, a leg up, and my Latino

brothers and sisters... Can the Mr. Trump create a 28th Amendment allowing me to decapitate dogs for shitting on my fucking lawn? God damn it? No. Why not? Why not? I'm an animal lover. That's not it's not even funny. It's not even funny. Because honestly, that dog poop is probably good for your yard. It's fertilizer. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't like the smell of it. I don't care if it's good for the grass. It's not even real grass. I had it installed. Okay. So a dog doesn't deserve to die for that.

So then how am I going to stop him? I ask his owner. Can you pick it up, it goes, oh, he wasn't my dog. Was it a black owner or white owner? It was a Mexican guy. Oh, wow. You're right. I wouldn't have said much to him. Cartels, I, you know, the cartels.

I don't think he's a cartel guy. I think he's actually the guy who installed my lawn. Was it a pit bull? A pit bull? What kind of dog was it? No, it was like a fucking one of those fat dogs. Well, that's vague. With the jaw problem.

Bulldog Oh Yeah, those They have trouble Going number two And oftentimes their owners Have to wipe their dairy air So an owner to have a bulldog

And not take care of their defecation It's just a bad pet But I would say We need to blame the owner Not the pet I don't want to blame the owner Because the owner probably has a job And helps the economy

But the dog You can argue You can argue That a dog has a job By bringing joy to the owner That's not a job That's not a job Well, is a house wife a job?

No And I don't think they should get out Your mom, all the hard work your mom put into raising such as he's fine young, beautiful boy. Your mom made a beautiful boy. I raised myself. You're going to discredit her because she had to work hard to make you. I just not, I don't discredit myself and I'm the one who raised myself. Well.

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after downloading price picks. Hello, I can't hear anymore. Even if the allegations are true, is Michael Jackson really about? guy, let's consider he was from a different time where that was okay. It's funny that you bring up Michael Jackson because I'm arguably one of the biggest Michael Jackson truthers. And so let me just tell you a little bit about Michael Jackson.

If you watch a documentary Leaving Neverland, it starred two people. This person was named Wade Robinson and James Safechuck. James Safechuk said that he was in a train house that not only was not built yet in the years that he said he was not even drawn. But he was from a long time ago where that was okay. Listen, now Wade Robinson, he is the main person that said that he was the biggest victim of Michael Jackson's but what's funny is that he was also the lead character witness in two court cases for Michael Jackson so Michael Jackson was one of these smartest human beings

on earth you're like no what are you talking about he literally had a catalog bigger than Sony and when he died not only did Sony benefit financially it basically ruined the Michael Jackson estate so my point when it comes to Michael Jackson he's not dumb enough to put a kid on the stand as his lead character witness that he was continually so when it comes to these people and they're changing their tune after his death when Michael Jackson is not allowed to defend himself, I think it proves that they were lying. And then on top of that, the first guy that actually got a settlement from Michael Jackson, the only time he ever paid a settlement, because he was investigated by the FBI for over 19 years and never convicted of a crime, Jordy Chandler, his stepfather killed himself

shortly after the settlement. So there's a lot of misinformation regarding Michael Jackson. On top of that, Michael Jackson did have arrested development at a young age. he listening at a young age he was forced into the spotlight and forced to work like an illegal immigrant and that stole his childhood so when he became a successful adult

he yearned he yearned for that that youthful well I don't even care about all that I was saying that even if he did it he's from a time where it's okay well he didn't do it even if he did

he didn't even if he did is what I'm saying well I disagree with you 100% so maybe he did go Zero percent chance. McCulley Coulin spent the night at his house and said that they didn't do anything. Who else spent the night at his house?

Corey Feldman and Corey Feldman was by people and he, Corey Feldman said... Is Helen Keller in hell for eternity for lying? Probably. What do you think she lied about? Well, who's that woman that was her... Helen Keller is the only a blind deaf person to ever do anything. You ever hear about a blind deaf person doing anything today?

No, that's what I'm saying. And it's not just doing something. It's doing so much. Yeah, she's like flying, a plane, riding a horse. Give me a break. There's not a blind deaf person doing that today. It's either that Helen Keller was a liar. It wasn't real or it was just,

they people were lying on her behalf. And it was just somebody going, and this is before social media, before we had independent journalists like James O'Keefe that could have, you know, filmed her doing this. That would have been funny. They stuck a phone in Helen Keller's face. Hey, bitch.

You know what I mean. Quit lying. I know you can see me. I know you can see me, Helen. Technically, she couldn't hear this guy either, so her reaction would have had to be gotten. Right in her face. Yeah, and she would have to have, well, you're spitting,

so that wouldn't work. She still had feeling according to her. You're right. You're right. I would block the spit. If you did that and she reacted, you would have known for sure. Yeah, and I think that she would have been proven to be a liar.

Somebody should have done the flinch test on her. I think they probably did. I think they probably, I bet you, I don't know this, but I bet you people knew. I haven't heard anything come out about it, which is pretty frustrating. You know what I mean? Like, her friends knew. What does that mean?

Like, you know, like. Her friends knew that it was a hoax? Yeah, like, she'd have to go into character. Oh, I'm blind and deaf right now. But, like, her friends would be like, ah. My guess is actually that it was a blind and deaf person who people were lying on the behalf of. Oh, you think the blind and deaf person was not even part of it. I think Helen Keller was blinding deaf of the, you know.

And then people were lying about it. Like, look at Helen Keller flying a plane. See, I think she could see. I think she could see 20-20 vision. I don't think so. I think that it was disabled. And then she went to hell for the other people's lives that she put up with because she didn't know they were real.

What's that shit about anyways? You can tell what somebody's telling you by rubbing their hand? She was like, she had a special code that nobody else knew that would communicate with her handler. Is that really what they say? Yeah, and she was able to do trigonometry. She was able to do advanced physics. She was able to use the coordinates for air travel with this.

she was like in her thing and then they were able to fly a plane so I don't believe that at all I don't either would you be angry if I ripped your eyes out of your head yeah probably yeah well I mean then I'd be like Helen Keller

I'd be blind no you'd still be able to hear and like if you took out my eyes and you're holding them and I could still see with those eyes then yes like if you had my eyes so like once you rub my eyes out I can't see with those eyes yeah obviously not I'm not like a well I didn't know

with like magic man yeah no I wouldn't like that if you ripped my eyes out I would I would uh not like that yeah do you know that a dog is a bad pet you will eat your McDonald's stop listen what is the deal with you in dogs

he will eat you not have any pets I had a dog and then he ate my McDonald's and then I that's horrible and the thing is you probably shouldn't feed the dog McDonald's I didn't feed it to him he just ate it himself fucking piece of shit I want to Was it a big chicken? A lot of people don't know this.

I went to take a piss, and he ate all of it. He ate the bag, nothing. And then when I asked him, he said, tell me right now if you did it. He did that I think that the dog do when they think it's funny. They go, I love that. I love when they do that.

Yeah, well, that was the last thing he said, and then I... You're sick. That's really bad. I disagree. He started it. Well, you know, it's called being the bigger man. And I know a young person like you...

He was bigger than me, by the way. Well, it's not always about size. Yeah, well, you say the bigger man. Your standard keeps changing. You keep changing the goalpost. Oh, well, who started it? Next you're going to say, well, it's a dog. You know, you keep changing your line here.

Well, being the bigger man in this sense is being the smarter one. You're the owner. And that's one thing. I am smart. Now I don't have my McDonald's eaten. But you don't have the dog. You don't have the dog. And a lot of people don't realize you're in Los Angeles where you have a lot of illegal aliens.

You have a lot of people, home burglaries. Having a dog is one of the best home defense. I'd rather have a rifle. you both I have both yeah well the dog barks he distracts him then I get the rifle

boom boom boom I'll make a counterpoint that you'll be concerned about the dog's safety and you'll now be focused on that too as opposed to just going all out have you never seen John Witt

yeah but come on man that's not a real dog that's a bullshit I just need I just wait where they killed the dog Are you having a seizure? What are you referring to?

What did they do when John Wick's dog died? What did John Wick do? Yeah, what did you do? He killed them. Is this a, is this your name? No, please don't break it. really disgusting. I'm glad I'm never using this studio again, so

I mean, I feel bad for whoever is the next one using it. It's some weird shit. He's 17. I mean, he's 12. And that guy's nine. That's fine. That's not fine. You're like Michael Jackson. You're like my... You can kiss a microphone. You're like... You're like... Don't say that about Michael. I'm being honest.

You can say whatever you want about me. I'm self-deprecated. I like to joke around. It'll make fun of me. don't make fun of Michael. Michael Jackson not here is what you're saying he's not here to defend himself I think that's cowardly for you to criticize

somebody that's not here to defend himself? I would say it to him too I doubt it you doubt I would why you think I care I'm scared of Michael Jackson

okay first of all Michael Jackson had a charisma that could change your entire opinion of him instantly where they touch him

and then they start having like they pass out that's what I'm saying yeah but that's not real those are just real you saw the video You see the pass out.

Those are crazy people. And then you pass out. And then you have an erection, maybe. But I see, you're going, that's what they're going in. No, no, no, no. Let's move on. I have a solution for H-1B visa workers. We will have a curry-making contest and whoever wins gets sent the fuck back.

Whoever wins a contest gets sent? I think if they win it, they should get to stay. No, no, because that's the trick there. That's the smart move. Hey, guys, you know, all Indians welcome. Make some curry and everybody else welcome. Let's use the best. And then they'll rest them right after.

To be fair, we already have the recipes. I don't know why we need the Indians. We have the, I know, but is that true? Yeah. Because when you, and I live in Dallas, Texas. And if you go to a Chinese restaurant in Dallas, Texas, it's being cooked by a Mexican. And guess what? It's delicious.

Probably not as good as if. General South's chicken is better from a Mexican in Texas than a Chinaman in China. Fact. I don't know if that's true. Have you been to Panda Express? That stuff's not actually Chinese. Who works at Pan? Who works there?

Orange chicken was created by Panda Express. I know. But when you look... So that's not real Chinese food, is what I'm saying. Oh, wait, so now orange chicken isn't real Chinese food. It was created by Panda Express. You're the re-eat. Explain how that works.

Explain to me how orange chicken isn't Chinese food. Because it was created by Panda Express and it had nothing to do with China. Oh, and Panas aren't Chinese. And pandas are fake. You know pandas are fake. They're fake? Yeah, they're usually people like in a suit or they're like another bear that they die. No, but they're in Minecraft.

A lot of stuff is in Minecraft. Yeah, it's real. Pandas are provably false. But they're in Minecraft. A lot of stuff's in Minecraft. Longneck is here. Is Longneck here?

Is he with Gucci Berry? Fuck it. Don't mention that guy. Is Gucci Barry here? No, no, he's not. Yeah, I love Gucci Barry. What are you going to do? No, don't be like that. Don't be like that.

Did you know what white neck did? Yeah, I know white neck very well. I know all the necks. I know long neck, wide neck, short neck, big neck. black neck, yellow neck. You're just naming redneck. Oh. Redneck?

You don't know red neck. That's just a term. That's a person, too. No, it's not. Okay. Well, I know. Regardless, I'm shooting with long neck, not red neck. I know every neck.

Okay. I know more necks than you. Well, that's fine. I'm not shooting any of the type's wrong neck. Okay. Is my Uber Eats here? I didn't order you a shit. Oh, I order, I order.

Yeah, you are going to pay my $10,000 in crypto. I'm not paying your shit. Yes, Dogecoin. That's it. I have to film a longneck now. Okay, that's fine. Where's Longneck? I want to be part of his episode. You get to meet him outside. No, I want to meet him out here. No, get to meet him now.

I don't have guests coming to the other. I know, but why does it have to be like this, but I'm like, why can't we just be buds? Like, why? I know, no, but seriously, though. Like, people come on your podcast, like, and I know that you have to be like, oh, I'm the guy. I'm going to make it awkward, and I'm the young guy. I know, but I know, but why can't we just be just be. friends like you and I aren't that different you know what I mean like we both go up to people we both try to put them in uncomfortable situations and really and truly I would say that you and I are

peace in a pod and I would like it if I could become some sort of mentor to you a friend and teach you are and you are time we'll get out of his chair so I can fill with you It's disgusting Oh, are you long neck? Long neck. Long neck. Is you okay? That was long neck.

I got your favor. I got your cherry vape that you like. Long neck, I got your vape. I can't let him until you leave. He loves the cherry vape. Tell my, cherry, I got the cherry vape. How are you feeling? Worse?

I would say, by cop, if you want to do it the right way and get your family paid, that's the only way to do it with honor. And a lot of people don't know this. A lot of people don't. And I ask people this. When you die, what is the only thing you can take with you?

Credit card debt. Do you have a credit card? If you don't and you're actually a suss, you go get the credit card. You max it out. A lot of people think your family's responsible for your credit card debt. That's not true. The bank will mislead you and say, hey, your dad or your son had this big debt, this big bill we need to pay it. Don't pay it.

So if you really are serious, which you look like you are. And I hope you don't do it. But we do live in a free country. Go get as much credit card debt before you do it. And get an insurance policy. Long neck. There's Longneck coming or? So.

George Santos is a frequent guest of this podcast. I'll hit that. Definitely hit that. don't okay well I got another one so I'm somewhere

I got another one always got a couple on me listen I'm the alpha dog I'm primetime 99 when I come in the room I'm the dog

that ate his mchicken I'm the dog that pooped on his lawn okay don't I'll eat some of those don't okay there's food sustenance issues in foreign country okay and you throw like a girl I would love it let me get a video of you throwing that you look I mean are dead no but throw it again because you look you look very are you transgender he thinks he's like I'll eat there Throw one over.

Don't. Okay. I got you on camera. How do you like that? I got you on camera. Okay. You're on camera, so that's assault. That's assault.

You're going to jail. You're going to jail for the rest of your life. Okay.