The Matan Show - Arman Tsarukyan Threatens To Slap Matan After Being Disrespected

Episode Date: January 18, 2026

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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Armand Sarukian. Please come in. And for today's co-host, we have Mike Virofloring Mike Mike, Radio Man. Thanks for coming. Nice to meet you. Yes to meet you. So if you could just pull the mic close to you and then for anybody who might not know you, please introduce yourself and all that one.

I'm Armand Sarukin. UFC fighter, number one ranked. That's it. Do you have any fight coming up? anything like that no I don't have a coming up fight but I'm a wrestle in Ralph next month and then on next month so probably my next fight is going to be in June July or we'll see I'm a but you don't have an opponent yet no no I'm here for the backups if someone pull out I'll fight you know there is a fight next weekend

Perry versus Gage and there is a Oliver versus Max Holloway so if someone pull out from that fire, I'll jump in as well. So since you don't have a fight, why don't you fight a retarded guy or a cripple? It's almost guaranteed that you'll win the fight then. Who? Since you don't have an opponent, why don't you do your next fight against like a retarded guy or a cripple?

Who's the redhitted guy? No, just pick a retarded guy, just a random guy. Like, with autism or something? Or a guy without like arms or stuff. Oh, no. In our division, there is not like that. In top 15, we don't have a way this. No, but it doesn't matter if he's in the top.

It'll be such an easy win. you could do like three in the same night. I wish if they give me, I'll fight it. You'll do it? Yeah, just be it less. I don't know if they do it in the UFC, but I think they do it in the Russian leagues. When the weather cools down, Golden Nugget Online Casino turns up the heat. This winner, make any moment golden and play thousands of games like her new slot, wolf it up,

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No, I've never seen that. You haven't seen it? Like the huge Russian guys fights the three women? No, it's in Polish, I guess. Yeah, would you do that? No, no, I don't want to fight with girls. But it could be funny because you're going to be able to win pretty easily. No, no, I want to fight versus men's, you know.

What maybe when you're older if you're like you're a little less athletic that's something you would do No, when I'm going a little bit older I'll all I'll all retire from the fighting enjoying the life Yeah, but you know it's not really even fighting because you could probably just give him a singular punch and the fight would be over I don't need my money too much He's doing on purpose or just yeah the big brain issue It's something wrong with his brain he's the co-host for today. I mean usually it's somebody else but when he does this thing what does it mean? I think he's trying to communicate to you.

Maybe he's trying to ask for like a piece of food or a piece of bread or something. I wasn't scared from the interviews, but today is my first time when I'm scared a little bit from you. He's scaring you? A little bit, yeah. Is it because of his face? Yeah, but he's just, he can talk. We're just doing on purpose this shit for sure. I don't think it's on purpose.

He's never talked to me even off camera. I'm telling him. How did you find this guy? I found him on the street. I said my co-host. He wasn't able to make it. Do you want to put on his clothes and pretend to be him? No, he's not looked like homeless. Are you sure about that? Yeah. I would beg to differ. I would, I would disagree. I think he looks very homeless.

Really? I think so. I mean, I gave him nice clothes. I gave him my, my usual guy's clothes. I can help him too. You can help him? Yeah. He would be a good guy to fight in that Polish League. What's his name? Mike Mike Mike Mike? Mike, Mike. Boy, whoish? See, he has like funny tricks He would be perfect for the Russian people to fight against This guy

No, he's too weak, bro That's why, they usually just get very weak guys No, no, no Would you be interested in doing a prank with me Where we find a homeless man with a dog And you put him to sleep And then I'll take his dog and let it out on the freeway No, no, I don't do that shit

It's like for an Instagram video No, no, I don't need that hype It'll be good, it'll be good promo No, no, no No, I don't need that. But don't you? If I wanted to get the hype, I would beat your ass right now on the camera. No, but I mean, it's like, get the, get there a lot of views.

No, but it's like, you know, maybe I know how to fight with the homeless guy. It's less, I don't know how to fight, but wouldn't it be funny? No, no. If I want to have a hype, I would beat your ass. He's and you're right now, so I can get a lot of use. But I don't have a dog. There's no dog to let out on the freeway. It's no problem, though.

No dogs. Without ducks. When you first arrived in New Vegas, did you immediately kill Benny or did you meet with Mr. House? I have no idea who is Benny and Mr. House. Benny is the guy who shot you in the beginning of the game. He's the guy with the checkered suit. And then Mr. House is the guy that corpse. He's laughing.

No, he's making noises. He's trying to communicate with you. Yeah, yeah, brother. All good, all good. Listen, I don't know who's Benny and... Don't know Benny? And Suits, who's that? Mr. House?

Mr. House, bro. What is it? Move on? Move on, yeah. Okay. So in the end of it, who did you end up siding with the NCR, Mr. House, the yes man? Who is that, guys? Well, it's just the different characters you can side with.

The yes, man, he's that robot that's been reprogrammed to say yes to everything. So he can help you take over New Vegas. Or you could end up just siding with Mr. House. or the new California Republic no no robot I would like to have Robert okay and did you reprogram prim slim to become the mayor of prim I have no idea what are you talking about okay with this guy I can add something with him I can communicate no I don't know I don't you didn't you didn't understand what I just asked you no no brother what are you what are you talking about that robot do you mean oh I just know about robot what else I'm saying the robot his name is

Supreme Slim and if you reprogram him you can make him the mayor of the town but you have to have a high intelligence level and it's in the beginning of the game so a lot of people don't have that intelligence level yet so they're more no no we don't need the mire on terminator myron we did skip it next one where's Armenia is you close to Glendale yes next to the Glendale is it closed by yes there's a glendale mountains after the mountain is Armenia okay and would you ever consider moving from where do you live now in Armenia?

No, Russia. Would you ever consider moving to Glendale? Is that one of your top options? If I would move here? To Glendale, I mean, it's like kind of, they call it Little Armenia here. Yeah, yeah, I would love to live there. If someone gives me a house, I'll stay there. If somebody gift you a house?

Yeah. I mean, why would somebody give you a house? I feel like that's a, I mean, you'd have to like win the lottery or something, no? Yeah, yeah, but in our culture, if you're a good father, they always give you a house. So I got the house in Russia. I got the house in Romania. Somebody just gifted you a house.

Yeah. That's pretty impressive. Maybe the prices are lower in Russia though than like the US. No, no, no. In Moscow, maybe more expensive than... Is it a big house? Yes, big house. Wow.

Not like this one. You're saying it's smaller than this. This is a little more professional? No, no, this is Bush's house. Okay. Well, it's beautiful because... It can say his house. Well, this is way better than whatever he has.

But look, we have lights coming out of the ceiling. Isn't that kind of impressive? Do you guys have that in Russia? Yeah. Okay, I didn't know if you guys had lights. We have lights and Wi-Fi too. Yeah. We got Wi-Fi as well. Yeah, I would have thought so. But the lights, you know, the lights were invented recently by that guy Edison. Have you been to Russia?

I haven't. I haven't been to Russia. You gotta come. It's a nice place. I'm scared that people will attack me. I've heard that the people there a little bit. They might think I'm insulting them. They, no, no, no. If you shaved your beard, they think your... No, but I couldn't grow a beard like that. I only have some. You shaved and they don't think your man or girl. You have a lot of hair so they maybe they're gonna think you're a girl, they're not gonna touch you.

So it might be easy. Maybe I should, are the people in Russia Muslims? Maybe I should put on that thing? No, no, no, like 15 or 10% of Muslims. Mostly Christians? Yeah. 90% is Christians. Should I like put my hair in a thing and put lipstick on?

No, no, no, just shave your head and like be like a man. Okay. And take out these things too, ears. But I thought I was supposed to look like a woman. No, no, no. It's better to look like a man. Okay. In Armenia, are the blacks and women allowed to vote yet or no? What is that?

In Armenia, are blacks and women allowed to vote? What is blacks? Blacks. You know, like the black people? Yeah, of course, a lot. We have allowed to vote? We have a lot of black people in Armenia, too. Really? Are you guys not scared that they might vote for the wrong things?

No, no, no, they're good. What about the women? You guys let them vote? Yes, we do. And do you support that? I do support this guy driving Ferrari or one? No, my manager Viroflooring who couldn't be here today has a lot of money so he likes dressing like that because he makes it, he thinks it makes him look very cool. This guy is, do you give him food or no?

I just met him like 45 minutes ago, but I'll give him something to eat like I have a bag of chips over there I can give him. He needs to gain weight. He's skinny? Too skinny. But maybe that makes him look more intimidating because people will wonder how he's able to survive. Yeah. Why don't you find out where your opponent is staying the night before a fight and make a

rocky so they can't sleep? Who? You? I cannot sleep? No, before a fight, why don't you find out where your opponent is staying like what hotel and then bang on their door so they can't sleep? They'll be exhausted during the fight. No, we don't do that.

We're like, find out who is the best in the cage, not like... I know, but there'll be worse. in the cage because they don't have any energy yeah but you can send them if you think like that you can send someone and they can like a break his well yeah but then then they're gonna pull out of the fight because they're injured maybe he can fight with a we can maybe he can fire with a broken hand yeah but that that could be a good idea would you ever think about maybe having somebody infiltrate your opponent's camp and then hitting them really hard in the knuckles to break their

hand no no no it's it's not good It's not honorable? No, no, no. Okay. We gotta have same... Same... Same health level? Yep.

But why? Wouldn't it? I just... Because in the M.M.A., there is a technique, you know, who is the better? The guy is gonna win. It doesn't matter. So you don't just care about winning? If I'm not gonna sleep all night and like someone would have knocked my door all night and still I can beat him.

Well, I'm saying, I mean, do you think there's anybody right now that could beat you in your division? Nobody. Like, let's say you fall Ilya 10 times. How many times do you think you would win? 11. Out of 10? That's, I don't know. You don't think he's a great fighter?

He's a great fighter. So I'm saying, if he's a great fighter, you're going to diminish him if you make him stay awake the whole night. No, he's not going to help. Okay. Just fight, you know? What would you do if Herb Dean slapped you in the middle of your fight? Slap him back?

No, he's the referee. He could disqualify you. He was a fuck. But then he'll lose the match. He'll disqualify you. In the fight? Maybe I'll wait after the fight and just beat his ass. He'll try to fight him in the back?

Yeah. And beat his ass. But what if he said he only did it because his friend told him if he did it, he would give him 40 bucks? Who gives a fuck? But he wasn't doing it like to disrespect you. He just needed the money to buy a car. If he needed money, he can tell me. But he didn't know, he didn't know you.

Do you know Herb Dean? I know Harvdin. Oh, well. For some reason he thought he needed the 40 bucks. And he's like really apologetic. He's like, I'm really sorry. I had to do it. Nobody can slap me.

If someone slapped me, I got to slap him back 20 times more. If you slapped you one time, how many slabs does he earn at that point? One or two or what is it? As much as I want. But where do you draw the line? At what point is it fair? 20 at least. 20 times.

With a lot of power? You're just going to knock him out. You're going to knock him out if he slapped you. But he's telling you, he said, please, I need to buy food. I need to buy a car. I don't give a fuck. He said if I didn't get the $40, they were going to evict me. They were going to take my car.

My car got told yesterday. So you wouldn't have any compassion for him. No, no, no. Okay. You have a lot of notes, huh? Yeah, so I remember the questions because I have a bad memory. Really? Yeah.

How you became an interview? Because I write it all down. Well, actually, I'm not writing it because I'm not really able to write. Because I don't know how to do it, so I have somebody write it for me. Really? You didn't go to school. I went to like fourth grade, but then I realized that I would make more money if I dropped out and tried becoming a businessman. So I would go to like, you know what a swap meet is?

Yeah. I would go to swap meets and try to steal small items. And then after a couple of weeks, I opened my own stand. And I would sell other people's items back to them. Okay. Hey, guys, I'll start with interruption. After us you know that today's episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform.

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Thank you to Squarespace for sponsoring today's episode. What would you do if a nuclear bomb went off inside your house and then the world exploded? Who's that guy? What do you mean who's that guy? Nuclear bomb? Who, brother? Nuclear bomb? How is fucking nuclear bomb? You're going to look it up?

Yeah. I don't think you're going to get the answer you're expecting. I don't think you're going to find a guy nuclear bomb. Say. Nuclear bomb. What the fuck is that? See, maybe you guys actually don't have Wi-Fi in Russia. It's not loading.

Yeah, it's not working. Show me. What is like an explosion, a bomb. Yeah, what is that? The bomb, what is it? Like a bomb, like, you know, a gun? Yeah. Oh, a bomb, like an explosion.

Got it. You know, like when America bombed Japan, they did the big explosion. It's called a nuclear. Okay. So a nuclear bomb explodes inside your house, and the world explodes. What do you do? Dired

But what do you do after that? Dead, I'll be in paradise No, but the world It exploded your house You know, do you start rebuilding your house? No, I'm gonna be in my house And I'm gonna die Yeah, because of the nuclear bomb

But what do you do? Do you start rebuilding it Because the wood is probably Well, I'm gonna be in paradise What are you talking about? Well, maybe you survived Maybe you just have like radiation poisoning or something No, no, impossible to survive Maybe you could

Maybe if you put yourself in a refrigerator They actually did that in that game that I was referencing with Mr. House. Okay, next one. Next one, okay. If a crazy guy handed you a piece of his leg and said if you ate it, you'll become a wizard. Would you eat it? No more time. If a crazy guy handed you a piece of his leg instead of you ate it, you'd become a wizard.

Would you eat it? What are you saying, buddy? Yo, what are you something? You don't get it? No. You know like a crazy guy? Yeah, crazy guy. Okay, you know a leg?

Yeah. He gives you a piece of his leg. Yeah. He says if you eat it, you'll become a wizard. Who's wizard? It's like a magic person, you know, magic? Yeah. Like he casts spells and stuff.

No, no, I wouldn't eat it. But then you can shoot fire out of your hands. No problem. But you don't know if he's lying or not. That's the risk you're taking. Yeah, that's a piece of his leg. No, I wouldn't eat. Do you?

I would eat it. I mean, because what's the loss? You eat a little piece of a guy's leg? If he's right, you'll end up becoming a wizard. You could freeze people. Yeah, next one. Okay, next one. You have some good questions or no?

You don't like these questions? I don't understand them. You've got to write something simple. Yeah, yeah. Some simple questions. Okay, let's see. Who is the better wrestler? You or the Undertaker?

Who's Undertaker? He's the guy that special move, the choke slam? The music goes off and then he appears. No, me, me. I'm the best. You sure? He's one of the greatest of all time, wrestler. I'm sure.

So you think you would beat him? He's a little bit older now, but I'm saying when he was young, when he was in his prime. I'll beat everybody. He's much bigger than you though. He's like 6-8. No problem. 250, 300 pounds. I'm 200 pounds, it's okay.

But he's huge. He's like, he's a huge guy. No, no. I got better technique. Because of technique, I can beat everybody. What about you versus him and his brother? Versus who? The Undertaker and his brother.

I don't know him. He's Bigto? Yeah, he's brother Kane. He's the guy with the bald head. He also comes out of the floor. Okay. Do you think you could beat both of them? I can beat everybody, brother.

You seem bored by the questions. It seems like you don't really understand them. You think they're stupid? Because I tried to make them really strong. No, but I don't know these guys. That's why you... The Undertaker? You don't know, who...

Who is... I don't know anybody. Okay, let's see. Let's see. Maybe I can ask. you something better then maybe this guy can answer he's not even able to speak he's an idiot no no he's not idiot talk do you think if you didn't headbut that fan you might have had a title shot by now oh finally normal question good normal one yeah let's go okay now you think you would have had the title shot by now I know really why why not

it didn't it doesn't like help me well I'm saying you didn't you get a suspension headbutt headbut it just excuses why well excuse for what that I'm not getting the title so what's the real reason you got us done away well I think he said I think he said if you didn't headbut I think he said it made it worse your situation that's why partly he didn't give it to you so probably yeah what did that guy say to you when you were running and you head bodied him what did he say nothing you just you just wanted to hit him yep I want to hit you too right now okay but with me understand it's like I'm asking you stupid questions but that guy maybe is just an

idiot dodo that guy wanted to scared me but he scared you yeah he scared me that's why what did he do I was protecting myself well self-defense well it was self-defense did he have like a weapon or something yeah he had weapons two weapons what were the weapons you had the guns hands yeah but he's not a fighter he's just a random guy The fan? Who do you think I'm talking about? Oh, a fan. No, no, he showed me the middle finger. Oh, so you headbut him.

But then they didn't give you the title fight? No, no, no. I headbut the Dan Hooker. Yeah, yeah. You punched this guy. No, no, no, I headbut Dan Hooker. Yeah. And I punched a fan, but I didn't punch him.

Everybody think I punched. You missed. I missed, yeah. So maybe actually that could be something that your opponent could use in the future. If you're striking, he's inaccurate. I was just wanted to make him scared, you know. He was too far away from him. Did he try suing you?

No. He didn't do anything? No, he was a good guy. Okay. Have you talked with him since? No. So maybe he's not a good guy. How do you know?

Maybe he's a bad guy. He didn't sue him. That's why he's a good guy. Okay. Maybe he tried, but the lawyer threw his case out. Hell knows. A lot of people speculated that you pulled out of the fight against Islam Makachev because you couldn't make weight.

Is that true? That's not true. That's what people say. So what's the real reason? Back injured. But you were, I saw the video of you the day before. You were rolling around on your head. You were doing the crazy moves.

Yeah. Maybe that's why I hurt my back after that. You think that's what hurt it? Probably, yes. So maybe that's not a good idea before the fight then to do those moves? Yep. And you think that might be part of the reason why he hasn't given you the title shot yet? Because you pulled out of that?

Yes. And how many more fights do you think you have to do before he gives it? you the fight uh i don't know i hope the next one is going to be for the title didn't you say you you're going to fight the winner of pimblatt versus uh gaichi yep no no no they didn't say me i thought you're checking in no we're going to back up i guess i'm like a backup yeah non-official backup okay so you're not official so you're just making weight for no reason i'm not going to wait i'm not going to make uh now i'm going to make weight i'm not going to make weight because I'm not official backup when you're official backup you got to make

weight so you're not the backup you're just gonna go to the fight and watch it yeah but I'll be ready just in case just in case but I mean you're gonna be weight you're 200 pounds you said right now I mean they're not gonna let you in there I can cut one to 155 well that's not what they say they tell you have an issue cutting weight so maybe that's not true that's not true I have no problem with weight cuts I'm just asking you know that's just the speculation just the rule yeah yeah Now you start in better questions. Better question that I can understand, right?

What's his name? Mike Mike Mike. You like Ferrari? You like Ferrari, no? He needs a cologne. Cologne, he smells bad? Flot up. Smells bad?

He's his, he's fucking. Grada. You feel it? How he does these things? I'm telling you he had a brain injury. He fell off of a bicycle. What happened with his neck? What happened?

Show me your hand. Oh, yeah, neck, neck. See, what is here? Probably when he fell off the bike, it was like, you still think I'm lying about it? Yep. Why do Russian people get so upset? when they are called the chicken.

Russian? Yeah. I saw like Khabib got really upset when he was called the chicken. Who called him chicken? I believe McGregor, but... No, it was opposite. Habib called McGregor chicken. No, and then the other guy called Khabib a chicken, so he slapped him.

I forget the guy's name. He's suing McGregor now. Oh, Habib slapped him. Habib slapped the guy because he called him a chicken. I'm saying why... I mean, in the U.S., that's not really a big insult. It's maybe something like a little kid would say to somebody. Why is, is that more meaningful in Russia?

Chicken the same. You don't care. It wouldn't be insulting. No, no, but chicken, like, it means like you're dumb, damn ass. No, I know, but I'm saying, like, there's different ways to call somebody a dumb ass. You know what I mean? There's like dumb, dumb ass chicken. In the U.S., chicken is like the lowest, least offensive.

Yeah, in Russia a little bit different. It's more so offensive? Yeah. So for any, like, let's say I was. outside and I had said that to you what would be the consequence and we're in Russia by the way not the US nothing you wouldn't attack me yeah because you're so weak and it's not a fair fight yeah it's not fair fight you're and you're not look like a serious guy that you know we can like discuss you know you look like

a teenager you know well yeah yeah I am but if I fought you like a million times how many you think I could win at least a couple of them no like you're gonna at least one of those times you're gonna walk in and like oh you've never been in the gym even i know but at least one of the times you're gonna walk in and you're gonna like break your leg tripping or something you're gonna fall down it's impossible you don't think so i mean one of the times i gotta get lucky maybe i'll land like a okay one one time okay one so we can agree on that you're bored too you good you're bored no no you got coffee or no material with mold on it.

No, no, from... I have no idea what is that, but... Can you translate that for him? In this room, everything is dangerous. If I get your coffee, I can be like this guy or like you. Yeah, because this studio, it has bugs in the ceiling. Yeah, so scared to be here. First time.

And hope last time. Okay. Well, I was trying to make it beautiful. I wanted to make it nice for you. Yeah. Thank you, thank you. I guess you don't like it. Thank you for inviting.

Okay. So is Dana White the owner of the UFC because he was able to beat up all of the fighters? He sold his he sold UFC. He is just I think like a face of you see. So somebody being in a fight then? No, nobody nobody beat him. So how did he lose the UFC? He must have lost it in a match, right? No, he lost for the a couple billion dollars. He made a couple billion dollars from UFC. What, it was like half of the purse was if you win the fight and he lost it, so he lost a couple billion? No, he sold the UFC for a couple of millions. But don't you own the UFC, it's whoever is the winner versus him?

So somebody must have beat him in a fight? No, no, nobody can fight with Donoviet. So then how did the guy own the UFC? He must have beat him. He bought a UFC and then he made the UFC big and then he sold the UFC. So when he guarded it was much smaller, he must have beat like a low-level fighter. You don't understand what I'm saying? I have no idea what are you saying.

Isn't the owner of the UFC just determined by whoever beats up Dana White or whoever beats up the current owner? No, no, no, no. So he's not willing to fight anybody? No, no, no, no. Okay. Do you think you could defeat Michael Jackson in a match if all the points were from dancing? No, for dancing. It's a UFC match, but you only get points for dancing.

No, I would lose him. And if you punch him, you get disqualified. Yeah, I would lose him. Why? I thought you were like an athletic guy. No, I'm bad dancer. Bad dancer, so maybe you need a good good in case they change the rules. I got to learn how to dance. Maybe you should talk to Michael Jackson.

Okay, I'll talk to him in 60 years. Why 60 years? Why do you have to wait so long? Okay, I'll talk to him now. But he died. When I died, I talked to him in 60 years. You're planning on like taking your own life in 60 years? I don't know why 60 years. Maybe you hope for 70.

Because I want to live 60 more years. Only 60. Yeah. At 60 you're going to shoot. yourself why is that when you want to die maybe in like a couple couple months or something couple I think a couple hours but a couple hours yeah what will you do to prevent immigration control from removing you I need the notes you need to I need the subtitles it's this one right here so say one time what will you do to prevent

immigration control from removing you From where? From the United States Why do they want to remove me from here? So you don't overstay your visa? I don't have a visa So you're here illegally? Yeah

Why did you come on like a boat? It was a jet ski Did you ever hear of that guy from like I don't know where it was? Maybe like Kenya He thought he could get to the US He hit himself inside of the wheel of the plane Really?

Yeah, so when the plane went off he just exploded. Crazy guy. He turned into just paste. Never heard that. But probably like a small piece of his finger ended up making it to the U.S. So he kind of was successful in a weird way.

Kind of, yes. But his brain exploded immediately. Yeah. Is that something you would try in the future if you needed to get into another country? No, I got visa. You just said you didn't have a visa? No, a different country I have a visa.

In different. What country do you have a visa for? All of them. Besides the United States? Yeah, in the United States, I'm an immigrant. I thought you lived in Glendale. Yeah, but in Glendale lives like 50% of illegally. You're saying the Armenians are here illegally?

Yeah. Are you, do you want them to go back to Armenia? No, no, they should stay here. Would you invest all of your money into a crazy person who has no financial experience and he's high on hard drugs? Never. But he has a really good business idea. You're talking about you, huh? Yeah, well, I had this idea.

I was thinking because I know that your father has a lot of money and maybe you had some money. I kind of had to let me know your idea. To resell cows. Cows? Yeah, you know, like the animal. Yeah. So you buy a cow for $20 and then you sell it for like 21. How?

What do you mean how? You find like a farmer. Okay. And you buy the cow and then you sell it to another farm. Okay. How much you want? I think we could do it with like three or four million because we got to get a lot of cows if we're trying to make the big money. Okay.

You don't want to do one cow at a time. Okay, deal. We have a deal on that? Doesn't seem like a deal if you won't shake my hand. You're giving me your elbow. That doesn't seem like a real deal. Brother, just in case. I need to be clean.

From what? I don't look clean? No, your hair, look. No, no. I put dirt in it before the interview to make myself look like I'm a construction worker. But now you got to go take a shower. But my water doesn't turn on. Come to my place.

That would be nice because the guy turned off. Take this guy, brother. Bye it for him. shoes too I don't know this guy I don't know I want I want to get rid of him after the show you have a US you have US password no I don't think he has any sort of identification no no he's probably for sure he has a US passport I can take his passport put my put my face on it yeah and then I think you would just get arrested immediately I mean they would how they're gonna know because they're

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What do you think about this interview? Bullshit or okay? Mike. Like, Mike. What do you think so far? Do you have you been enjoying it? Oh my God. You have the best interview in my life.

This is the best interview in my life. This is the best one. Oh yeah, especially smelling. Smelling good. Well, yeah, it smells great. Smells like a shed here. Dirtyest place ever I've been in my life, bro. You got to at least like wash this carpet, bro.

When I did the vacuum cleaner, it went and it doesn't work anymore. Next time, text me. But you have more resources in me. Yeah, yeah, just tell me. People are giving you a free house. I can't even get my water to turn on. The guy, my landlord or my landlord. Whatever the guy's name is, he thought I was stealing his water.

No way. Yeah, because what I do, I was stealing his water. I made a little hole to my neighbor's bathroom. Yeah, and taken from their water. Yeah. I put a little tube to their sink. So actually, he was right. I was stealing water.

But it doesn't matter. It's like everybody should have water. For sure. For free, right? Yeah, well, water, I think it's, that's kind of a liberal thing to say, but I'll say, yeah, water is fine to give people for free. Yeah. How did your parents come up with your name?

It was my name. Yeah. I don't know. My mom called me, the Arman. My dad won't, he wanted Arman. Yeah, it's like huge difference. Which one is it? I don't even know. Armand. So your mother one?

My mom, yeah, my mother one. Or Aram. No, no, no, I was supposed to be Aram? Maybe Gavor, something like that? No, no, no, Gavor, no. You look like Gavar. I look like Gervor. What about... You look like Armenian?

I look Armenian? Yeah. I guess I'll take that as a compliment if you're saying it. I'm sure you mean it with good intentions. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I kind of sound like it. No, no, no. Like her.

But, uh... But not with your hair. You don't have a beard? But this is more like a Russian beard. This is like a Dagestani beard. Yours? Yours. I don't have a beard. No, mine is Armenian.

Dagestani without moustache. Why don't you cut off your mustache and then look like a Dagestani? So people might think you're like, you could wrestle like the Dagestani fighters. No, no, I want to look like Armenian fighters. But you live in Russia, actually, so you could kind of pass us both. Yeah. Maybe maybe one day.

Maybe shave off half of your mustache. Yeah. No, no. If I go to Dagestan, I share it. If I stay in Armenia, leave it. Good idea. And it's the final question, because I think it's about time to wrap up. Really?

Yeah, because I have to film with my body long. He's not really my body. I'm so enjoying here. Maybe can you like... Another one? Okay, I'll ask another one before the final one. Let me see if I can find something. Why don't fighters ever consider threatening the judges before to make sure they win?

No one time. You understand? No, I'm asking one more time because I didn't understand. I thought you said one time. I didn't really understand. Why don't fighters ever consider threatening the judges to make sure they win? So you go to the judges? Talk to them and say I'll win.

But don't talk to them. Say if you don't let me win, I'm going to have a plane fly into your house. I do this sometimes. You do that? That has to work? Have you ever went to decision? Yeah, a couple times.

Did you lose by decision? No, no, I won't always. I pay money to judges and then I'll win the fights. What about maybe you throw a fight one day? You put money on the other guy, you bet, and then you lose the fight on purpose. Yeah, that's a good idea. Would you consider doing that? Yes.

That could, I mean, if you can tell me before you do that, so I know and I could put some money on it, that would actually be really helpful. Yeah, for sure. I'll call you and tell you. Let me know. I won't report it to the government. We can, we can go to Instagram live and I'll let you know that thing. Let me know on Instagram live, but then everybody will know. I'm saying, keep it. It's okay. Everybody's going to make money, bro. Why you're selfish?

Because then they're going to arrest you. I mean, they're going to put you in jail for fraud. No, I'll fly to Armenia. Stay there. Well, they'll just extradite you. Actually, I don't know if Armenia does extraditing. Do they have airplanes in Armenia? No. We drive by, by, by, you know, the train. You take a train over the ocean? Yeah, it's a new train. A train from Armenia to the United States.

Yeah. Wow, I didn't know about that. Because you're too young. Yeah. Have you ever been on the plane or no? A couple times. I've been, I haven't been to Armenia, but I've been to Europe. I went to the UK a couple times. Really?

Yeah, but it's a lot of. Indians over there. It's like... You don't like Indians? Well, it's just like a lot of them. If I wanted to see Indians and, you know, I would go to India. It's like imagine you went back to Armenia, but it's like every four people is Armenian, but three of them are Indian. Yeah. And they're trying to sell you a power brick that doesn't work. Well. You know what a power brick is? Yeah. What is it? When they have charged the phone? That's correct. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what doesn't work means?

No. So, it's, you know, it's, you know, it's, you know, it's, you know? So it doesn't work. It doesn't... You plug it in and it doesn't charge the phone. It's broken. Oh. So they're trailing you a power brick, but it doesn't work. What do you do?

You don't buy it, but you do... I mean, that's what they're doing. You need to buy a power brick, but they're all broken. Just buy it, you know, you have a lot of money. But it doesn't work. That's how they get you. That's how they end up taking over the country. That's why I think maybe Armenia should consider banning

Indians from coming A lot of Indians in Armenia too A lot of Indians and Armenians Oh no Yeah Do you have connections To the Armenian government

You know some people over there No we like when the Indians Coming to our country Why Because they hard workers I don't know about that Armenian people They don't want to work

And the Indians is coming And the Armenians are lazy you're saying Yes Muslim They want to be a boss, you know, everywhere But it's not good, you know Not everybody can be a boss So you're saying it's better to let in the Indians

Because they can do like the lower level shit work No, they can do every works We got in different... No, but not being the boss, you know Like the boss is Armenian and then the guy like fixing it No, they have their own businesses as well They have Indian bosses over there? Yep

No, Gissendem back, why would you let that happen? They bring money to our country. No, they don't. That's what they want you to think. Really? Yes. Well, anyways, it's the final question. I always ask this to my guests, but none of them have been able to help.

My next guest, Longneck, is coming in in about five minutes. Could you choke him out? Who's Longne out? He's this fucking piece of shit devil guy, and I need to get rid of him because he keeps trying to schedule, and then he cancels and he rest schedules. He's wasting my time. But I don't want to hurt him and go. go to jail. He's like this little, he's like 60 pounds. And he's like, he has a long, long,

yeah, he has a long neck. That's why they call him that. But I don't want to hurt him because I don't want to go to jail, but you already said you could just fly to Armenia. Yeah, just show me money. I don't know, you know, money is made out of paper. So I could give you a bunch of paper. This paper, you can go to the toilet, brother. Give me money. Well, I don't have any money for it. I could give you, and then you could paint it green and say $100,000. Can I pay you that to do it? No.

I got Zell. You can send me mine on the Zell. I could send you like $35. Will that work? 35,000 works. If I give you 35,000, you can him on his . You, him and you and him as well.

I'm not going to pay you 35,000. I'm just saying I'll slam everybody for 35,000. Okay, but just this guy if I'm paying you. Okay. Do you have a deal? I be happy. But you have to shake my hand this time, no elbow. Let's try on you and then I'll do on him.

No, but I'm paying you. If you do it to me, then you can tell you. No, no, I want to do how to do that technique. Or show on him. You can try it on him. I don't care about him. No, no, no, you show on him. I'm not even strong enough to pick him up.

He's probably like 100 pounds. No, no, no, he's like 60, 50 pounds. I don't think he's 50 pounds. I think, well, you know, long neck is, so maybe, but he's a little skinnier than long neck. You have a family here? In Los Angeles? No, I. I live by myself.

How? Just in like an apartment building, but I'm getting evicted. You know what's evicted? No. They're removing me from the... They're kicking me out. I would kick your ass too. No, they're not going to kick my ass in a fight.

They're kicking me out of the building. Yeah. Because I didn't pay the rent. No money, right? No money. But, you know, actually, one of the months I had the money, but I thought I would... If I put it all, I tried playing blackjack

so I could pay next month to rent, but then I lost all of the money. How much you lost? It was only like $1,700. But I mean, then I went into debt. It's like I didn't just lose the money. I lost, I lost more money than I even had. No way.

Could you help me? Could you give me like a couple thousand dollars? Yeah, but you got to work on me. What does that mean? Work on you. I got to work for you? Yeah, you got to work for me. You got to work for me.

Why, what could I do? I don't have that many skills. Maybe I could like dance. I could dress. up like a clown? Yeah, you look like a clown too. I really have the hair for it, so I'll just dress up my hair, and then I could be like a funny guy.

Yeah, yeah. That would work? Yep. If you pay me, I'll do it. I'll do anything. How much you want? A couple thousand. A couple thousand works.

What are you going to do with this guy? I just get rid of him. Run him over. Bro, talk something. I want to hear something from you. Can you talk something? So why you brought this guy and sitting next door? Because he's the co-host of the show.

But he's not talking. Do do some crazy things. He's trying to communicate. Do you understand what he's saying? Maybe he's speaking in Armenian or something. I don't know. Can you type on the phone if I give you a phone? Can you type something?

No? I think he's speaking Armenian. This guy? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, he's trying to tell you that he's turning the mic off. Oh, mic off? Yeah.

Look, he's plugging it in. Yeah. So it was nice to meet you. It was nice to meet you. So you shake my hand when we don't have a deal. But I said I'll give you 35,000 if you're a longneck. But if you don't want to do it, it's fine. It's okay.

So I get your shoes. Okay. Go to, I have a good barber. Go to barber. Barber will help? Yeah. And then I won't look like a construction worker. The people are going to think I'm lazy.

No, no, you're going to look good. But do I look like a hard worker? Like I'm like a construction, you know, construction? No, you look like a clown. So you need, you, you got a, have a good hairstyle. Okay. Change your shoes because it's too dirty. And then I'll find for you a girlfriend.

Sure. But not a hoover. No, no, not a hoover. I'll find. You know what a hooper is, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay. I fought with Hooker last fight.

You fought a hoon? No, not Dan Hooker. Like, like. Ah, different. I'm saying like a hocker, like. One of those women that you sleep with, but you have to give them money. And then you end up having horrible burning all over your body. Okay.

I'll get you the good girl. They're kind of like wizards. I'll get you the good girl. Okay. And then. Do I have to pay you like to pay the girl's father like four cows or something or no? No, no. It'll be for free.

You're going to change your style and you're going to be looking good guy and you're young. What do I get? Like 14 golden coins? No, no, nothing. Just one. One, one, a couple, a couple flowers. No, to the woman's father, I'm saying. No, no, no.

Buy them. No, no, don't communicate with his father. Why? Not necessary. It's too early. Okay, fine. Yeah. All right, well, thanks for coming on.

I appreciate it. Thank you. If you see long neck outside, do me a favor and take him out for me. You see, he's strong. Can I beg him?