The Matan Show - Boogie2988 Crashes Out After Matan Confronts Him For Faking C*ncer

Episode Date: September 21, 2025

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See Golden Nuggett Casino.com for details. responsibly. Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest, we have Boogie 2988. Please welcome in. You can come in now,

please sit in the middle. For today's co-host, please welcome viral flooring. Welcome in viral flooring. Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming. Yeah, man, nice to be here. This is different.

Different from your normal shows, I guess? Yeah. I'm kind of used to like, studios and stuff, sat dressing and stuff like that, this is different? Yeah, so just to give a little context, we actually, well, I actually, in Variflooring, came out to Arkansas, to interview Boogie. And in case anybody doesn't know you, can you just pull the mic a little close to yourself and introduce yourself? Also, firstly, congratulations on becoming a millionaire. Thanks.

I'm no longer a millionaire. congratulations regardless i don't know if it was disney lane or hookers but it was some some got me you were a millionaire at some point right yeah yeah congrats nice to it nice to it i mean you're who viral flooring viral flooring yeah what the fuck's what's he viral for he makes floors viral he does flooring that's my manager by the way and the co-hosts for the episode okay did You want to, maybe, you'd get closer if you wanted, or you could come, you know, around or... Just make sure you have the mic close to you while you're talking stuff. Okay, all right, yeah, yeah.

And you introduce yourself in case anybody doesn't know you. Yeah, yeah, I'm an old-school YouTuber, Boogie 2988. You might know me from my Francis sketches back in the day, you know, kind of famous for liking Mountain Dew and being fat. or you might know me for other infamous reasons like gambling away all my money on crypto or a faking cancer. Let me ask you a question. Are you trying to lose weight to become healthier? Yeah, yeah.

I used to be about 600 pounds. And now I'm down to 3.35. So I've lost like a couple hundred pounds. I lost a couple of you at this point. What's the point if you'll be dead from cancer soon anyway? So the cancer is not exactly cancer. Oh, what is it? It's a blood disorder more of a blood disorder kind of thing.

So I was kind of confused. How do you get those two confused? I'm an idiot. There's one called... So then you didn't fake it. You must have made a mistake. So there's polycythemia and then there's polycythemia Vera. Right.

And then I got told I have polycythemia and then I googled that and I thought it was the other one. Oh, you thought you had cancer and nobody told the doctor. Yeah. My doctor told me... The doctor told you, you don't. There's no reason to go online and say you do it. And then you looked it up yourself and made the decision. And then I went to the doctor and I'm like, hey, so what's the deal?

And he's like, well, we got to treat you for this shit. And I thought it was super serious, right? And like the cancer has like a 20 year prognosis anyway, but it mostly just comes down to the fact that I'm stupid. Right. And then I ran to the internet for petty points as soon as I googled it. I was like, hey, everybody feels sorry for me because I'm a emotionally manipulative shithead. And are you an emotionally manipulative shithead? You're saying that in and of itself is sort of manipulative.

You're trying to come off itself. right now. I'm trying to get better. That's also, like, I mean, that's hard. I feel like nothing. It's hard to determine with someone like you, what's true and what's false. Because when a manipulative guy says they're manipulative, that is manipulative. Right. As a general rule, you should never trust someone like me. That's probably, this is also manipulative. It is. Everything I say. Everything you say is dishonest. Will be either dishonest, have a goal. This is narcissism one or one, right? Everything I,

Yeah. Everything I say or do will have like a goal behind it. It'll be manipulative. This is still manipulative. Now you're trying to come off to self-aware and agreeable, but the best thing you'd be, you'd be more honest if you started arguing with me, if anything. That might be a better play for next time. Well, actually, I'm not a narcissist then. Motherfucker. How about that? What the hell? I mean, I'll eat dinner. I ain't going to throw away a good stage. Well, I, you mentioned one time on, you went on a podcast and they didn't feed you. Yeah, yeah. Ethan Klein, man.

Three times. I tried to get them to take me to dinner three times. Wouldn't feed me a single... Well, I just didn't want to make the same mistake. You know, it's obvious that when somebody does a podcast, you need to feed them. I get angry. Right. I mean, that must be a constant thing for you, right? Yeah. Well, I... Less so once I started injecting myself with medication. Oh, my God. Fuck the steak. That's way better. Holy shit. You want to move on that quickly? Oh, I... Yeah, well, dessert's better than protein, right? Like, that's how... this is unhealthy, right? I mean, you still might taste better than that.

I don't know. No. Well, you do whatever you like. I mean, I really, I think you to your heart's content. You'll be dead from polis, I'm, I can't. You'll be dead from polio, Saima, Vera, so. You can't have gluten? I just, I'm trying to eat healthier.

I mean, I don't know. I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, I can tell. You see me, very excited. Yeah. I mean, do you not get to have this food at your house recently? You've been struggling.

money steal or you know I'm trying to like do better and eat less and have like healthier food in the house and like bananas and fruit and like proteins and weight loss shakes and shit and then I just I just leave and go to Starbucks and get like croissants instead right you know but I can't have this in my house or it's in front of I'm going to eat it and going back to that thing about you being a manipulator and you should never trust someone like you is god keeping you alive to punish us uh God only takes the good ones the rest of us are here to suffer. So if you're still here, that might say something about you as well.

I don't think so. I mean, I'm such an honest guy. I feel like I'm known as such a cool, honest Abe. You're an honest name. Yeah, yeah. I googled you. I don't know much about you. But yeah, that's the one thing that came up. You were like always honest, always true.

That's exactly what he said. When I googled you, it said, feel bad for the guy. I didn't know how to interpret that. That was just my whole YouTube a shtick for like 20 years. It wasn't a schick though. That's what I'm trying to say. Well, it was and it wasn't like

It's like a disorder. I got on YouTube originally to like be the butt of the joke, right? Because I was like 600 pounds and fat and stupid. If you go black and watch my early videos, that's all it was. It's like meat and french fries and making fun of myself. Right. But then I made this draw my life video and it went mega viral

and I started getting all these like free pity points and shit. And I got addicted to it. Dude, like I made so much money off of it people like were so nice to me and i liked it so i just kept doing it right Why don't we lower the age of consent by one every year? Once you get to like 18, they stop being attractive, really, right?

Right. At that point, look, I'm more of a Leonardo DiCaprio type and less of a, you know, like a Donald Trump type. So I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm 20, 25. That's my demographic. 2020. 20, 20, 20, I trade a man at 25, 26. I try to. You're attracted to, what, like, people who are born? It's easier to groom them if they're zero.

It's easier to groom them if they're zero. Start fresh, right? I think you're being honest. I don't think you're manipulating right now. I think this is honest, unless you want to say that it's a triple thing. Level one is honest. Level two is trying to seem like you're joking in level three as you're honest, but you know it will.

seem like you're joking, but you're truly honest. What if, and this is closer to the truth, I'm trying to see how the joke lands or see how the manipulation lands. And if it doesn't land correctly, then I say it's a joke. I think in concept, you're not so stupid that you can understand how doing something like that could be beneficial, but I don't think you're able to truly act in a smart sense. Right. Well, I'm not that intelligent, right?

Oh, shit. Dude, if I knew there was going to be good of a meal, I would have to come hungry. You're not hungry right now? Well, I did have like a case of Mountain Dew on the way over. A case of, but a diet one. See, you're on it. Yeah, I don't even want to touch it. My fiancee, she won't let me, she won't let me drink the good stuff anymore.

Oh, really? She's like, oh, you can keep losing toes. You know, stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. Is it possible your girlfriend is just a gold digger hoping that when you die she can inherit your massive debt? I plan to bankrupt that bitch when I die. She will live in debt forever. How does that work?

Yeah, I didn't understand that because usually, when a very young girl dates a very fat old on the way to death man it's like you think that they have something I mean is the whole thing alive do you have a bunch of money and you only told her like really how does why why she in a relationship with you mostly trauma bonded her you know

that's just classic manipulation one-on-one she's not smart enough to get it so yeah but if you're telling her this then why doesn't she oh she's not smart enough to believe me either But you just did a wink So what was that Well I want to make sure I still get late tonight She's over there She is behind the camera right now

So she would be offended by you saying something like this She's never offended by anything Honestly she's kind of So I understand she's just like a shell of a human Just like yeah right right Well what soul she had when I met her I consumed You like physically ate it or I tried

I tried it's really hard to get spread out of crack But really in a serious matter or really why is she in a relationship with you is i know the trauma bonding thing probably is true but i mean all jokes aside okay she's stupid no all jokes aside i did a shitlet of mushrooms three years ago and um right a lot of it allowed me to become a little more self-aware about what a piece of shit i am and um i started working on it and if there's money i i know i was getting paid for this you're not getting any money for this that's my manager we my money. I could really use some money though. We're aware of that. I mean, this isn't on you.

He's actually insulting me, but go ahead. But anyway, I kind of felt like once I started releasing a lot of that shit and trying to get better, the universe started rewarding me. Like, I have a podcast all caught live. That's pretty well. Right. King started started working with me, which is him really slumming, right? Like, he dipped all the way down to the fucking gutters to So you did mushrooms and the universe decided to reward you with a schizophrenic girlfriend and getting to work with killer team star um i didn't say it was a great roar working with keem is is fun it almost seems like an insult you know what i mean it's like i mean i'd rather won the lottery but working with kem's a good guy people are really i'm not

compared to me compared to me compared to me compared to me compared to me watching back when he was on that live streaming website like 20 years ago i don't know why he doesn't stream on it anymore you know you're in arkansas right me I was worried Frank Hassel is going to be here, if I'm being honest with you. Oh, yeah, this is... Oh, what, what the fuck is that? What the, you're getting it on the food, dude? Well, you're getting on, don't spray the food.

He's bringing you more right now, by the way. Oh, he took away the salad. Are these dog bones? Are these... Oh, did you see that? Yeah. Did you know that when... Good girl.

Okay. Good girl. Good girl. Yeah. leading into the next question did you know that when you were 30 your girlfriend wasn't born yet when I started my YouTube channel she was one wow I mean really are her parents fucking raging uh they were at first actually yeah 100% now they understand now they're like we understand it uh we learned a little bit more about your 50 year old boyfriend and he's an

amazing guy from everything we're gonna die I'm 51 oh okay to be very honest I'm older than her mother which is real awkward because she calls me son now. It's real fucking weird. Right. So as I said, I mean, why did they change their mind? Like, we read about you online. We could tell you're just a good guy. They saw my house.

I think it was mostly they saw my house. And they were like, wow, this is a really nice house. They must be doing okay for himself. Don't own because you're like that or I don't. Hey, hey, I paid more than half of it. So who's paying the other half? Your girlfriend? No, we haven't started her own.

Yet. She'll pay the other half on the, backside. I had to pay the first half. Okay, so her parents. Oh, old fias fan. No, no, no. So her parents started to like you because they realized that you made bad financial investment. I don't understand it. You know, what it actually is, is they were easily manipulated. And, uh, you know, honestly, truthfully, I just met him and had dinner with him and her father threatened to kill me. And took that well right and I think from that moment forward became kind of became friends he gave me he's older the father's older than me for the record by the way uh he's about 10 years older than me

he told me if I heard her he'd kill me and I believed them so from that but if you don't say that I wish I wish he would have done it oh am I allowed to say that you can we can you recommend a guillotine instead of a gun though what that's an inside joke you won't get it I don't I don't get it is that like an online thing or it's a it's a discord thing it's a it's a local live thing check out the podcast local live we don't do self promo so i'm going to believe that out we're going to blur my shirt too yeah fuck we don't do promo here it's not allowed all right that's fine i'm okay with that why did people call you a scammer after you released a cryptocurrency called fatty coin on pump dot fund for 5 000 undisclosed dollars so i'm always really mad at that actually

right because if you go watch the video i made i said if you invest in, oh, you feed your guests well. Yeah, I didn't want to make the same mistake. I'm still mad at Ethan Klein. He did not provide a spread like this. If you watched the video I made about fatty coin, I said if you invest in it, you would lose your money. And the people invested in it, and they did. Yeah, but you still understand that you made a video where you were dressed as Andrew Tate, right?

Oh, yeah. So you were making it seem like a joke. So it's like if I made a video where I was holding a gun up to my head and said, hey, if you don't subscribe, I'm going to shoot myself. And then if somebody didn't, I really did. And then I try to blame them. I understand that now. I understand that now. You understood it then?

I just really wanted the money. They gave me $10,000 to promote their coin. So I did. I thought it was $5,000. It was $5,000 up front. It was $5,000 of the back end. I know, but did they actually give you the other five? I thought they never gave it to me.

They really did. They actually offered me more money to do it a second time, but because my podcast was doing well, I said no. Right, but you would have done it otherwise. Yeah, yeah. I would have been desperate for money. I would have done it, yeah. I mean, honestly, I'm actually a supporter of crypto scams. I don't really feel bad for anybody in that space.

Yeah, me either. I'm sorry. But I was going to say that also includes you. You lost what, $750,000 in crypto? So my original buy-in was a quarter million, $250,000. And then I got as high as $800,000. Right. And then one morning I woke up and it was back down to like $300,000.

and, dude, I hate Taco Bell. Get that shit out of here. Get that. I hate Taco Bell, dude. I've all your shit myself once today. I can't do it again. No. No.

Bad jihadist. I don't know what your deal is. Thank you. Go ahead. What were you saying? What was I saying? Yeah, go ahead. So I got up like 800,000.

And then like one morning I woke up and it was back down like 300,000. Yeah, I don't think it would be fair to say you lost it. 800 because I think that's it's stupid to claim somebody yeah I'm also more like I in the end I think it's reasonable to say you lost about 500,000 well so in the end I cashed out at about 71,000 so I guess okay only like 400,000 or something like yeah right if this is cold dude you better microwave it this is even Ethan Klein would be embarrassed by that well he didn't give you shit I know I know I got it I got a hat.

I got a teddy fresh hat. Okay, well, he wanted to give me a shirt but you're doing self-promo for him right now. I'm bleeping it out. Oh,

yeah, bleep that out. I want to self-promote Ethan Klein. Jesus gross. Okay, so now I'll keep it in. Anyways, how about you eat that? I did.

I tried that. It was excellent. What about this? I mean, I'm not going to eat food right now. Why? Because you touched it with your mouth and you have...

See, I haven't touched that half. I totally touched it now. You know, good. I heard that. He was whispering it to me. Anyways, yeah, I don't understand why people got upset with you.

Yeah, I never got it. You call yourself the modern day Andy Kaufman. No. Did you know he was joking? No. Number one, no. I thought he was an asshole until I saw the movie. Number two.

So you liked Andy Kaufman when you didn't realize he was a comedian. Mm-hmm. I like it with just bullying people. Man, so. Right. Do you still talk to your parents? Then I don't talk back. Why not?

They're dead. Oh, sorry, I didn't know that. But they must have been cool to you when you were younger. You know, you don't get people like me through love and support. No, I don't agree. They must have been supportive of it. This is what you get. Don't coddle your children.

Don't coddle your children. Did you know that if you eat too much, you will gain weight? I learned that the hard way. Yeah, I figured that one out. But you didn't know that beforehand. Like that. At what age did you learn that? Were you always fat?

48 48 or so Just a couple of years ago Yeah No I um I was always fat I started putting on weight When I was like five

Five Yeah And uh I just kind of always thought That's how it had to be I thought I just always gonna be fat No matter what they did You were right

Yeah You were about to go into a dialogue Of how you could have changed it But No no No no I could have I could have been less fat I could have been less fat

Uh huh Though I will say 600 pounds was kind of like A fucking that's pretty cool right if you're going to do it do it right yeah I mean I guess if you're gonna hit rock bottom go all

If you're gonna be 300 pounds You might as well double it so you can't even get out of bed Without shitting yourself You know you're like 12 or whatever But have you ever seen a movie back from the 90s called Fight Club My girlfriend's never seen it she's too young too Fight Club Yeah

The one where the guy What happens? He goes and he fights Right yeah yeah well Inside of a club Yeah the message behind that movie I've seen the movie by the way It's the one where John Claude Van Dam

No no it's different This one's the other sexy guy. The other guy I want to fuck, Brad Pitt. Yeah, I know. I've seen the movie. Yeah. But you know, Brad Pitt wasn't actually in the movie. It was the other guy.

It was the other guy, right? He imagined Brad Pitt. I forgot about that. No, but Brad Pitt, that was, he wasn't actually there because he wasn't real. That's what I'm saying. He imagined. Yeah, but Brad Pitt was, how could Brad Pitt act in the movie if he wasn't truly real in the movie? Wait, is Brad Pitt not real at all?

No, no, no, he's real in real life, but he didn't act in the movie. Wait a second. That wasn't him in the movie. That was a fake guy for the movie. Who did he? Angelina Jolie, Mary. No, in real life, he's real. I'm saying in the movie he wasn't playing in it.

Okay. I got the wrong message from Fight Club. I love sour candy. I'm not, I'm going to lie. You haven't been eating all of this food I've been giving you. You made it like a bit in the beginning. You took a bite. How about you eat some food?

Dude, it's going too fast. Slow down. I'm a buffet kind of guy. I've always been a binge and purge guy, not a just straight of binge guy. Thank you. Jesus Christ, man. Finish what you're saying. Give me time.

Give me time. Sorry, I'm getting a little light-headed, dude. Can I get some water? Do we have water? Can you grab a water for him? No, I can't. You have a mountain. That's not going to make it feel better.

We're fine. It doesn't matter. Sorry, get a little light-headed sometimes. Is that because you realize you shouldn't be 300 pounds? You'll go all the way to 600. And now the consequences, you're light-headed. 100%. Right.

A lot of heart issues. So a lot of, but not cancer. So there's that. Damn it! I know right Life is unfair I hope there's one sneaking up on you You never know

You never know that shit can be in you right now We could all in this room all have cancer right now No just you I hope and you too Why her? Because I don't know she might be a bad person Hey hey hey hey hey hey There must be something wrong with her I already gave her AIDS

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Dude, I can only eat so much, dude. Like, I, seriously. Like, give me a... Is any of this poisoned? I mean, I want you dead, but I won't do it myself. I don't want to go to jail. Heart is... You shouldn't do that kind of thing on camera, right?

I mean, you... I don't know. It's like the N-word. So, yeah. Do you know my quote about the N-word? Yeah, you shouldn't say it on camera? Yeah, basically that. That's my quote as well.

I've been saying the same thing for a while. I don't know if I said it first or you said it. I've been saying that for you. Trust me, I said it first. You weren't bored yet. You weren't even a twinkle in your daddy's eye yet. What is, this is, is this? That's just manuage mix.

I mean, you seem like the guy will lead anything, so I guess, I don't know. We just got. I don't even get a can opener. Come on. No, I said in my documentary thing that I did a few years back, I said that if you say the N-word, right, in a closet, in the dark, it holds no power. It's just a word.

It's only when you use it and hate or on camera. That has an impact. Ask Jimmy Kimmel. What an excellent point. It's like saying that if you call somebody's mother a bitch, but, and they can't hear it, they won't be upset, but if you set it to their face, bingo, exactly.

That's a meaning of a point. No, it's all about how you use it. No, that's not about how you use it. That's not. Okay, well, it's, okay. That would be a different point. That's like saying, your mother's a fist.

This is a fist. And now if I use it and hate, if I use it badly, right, I can use it to pick up food, I can use it to fucking throw this shit. I can do it. Yeah, but what you're saying doesn't make any sense in the first place.

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if that would be possible. Right. I hate being alive. I hate being alive. I hate being alive. I hate breathing. I hate being alive. I'm in tremendous pain. I'm in tremendous pain. Help me. Help me. Help me. At the time, I hated being alive. Right. And I was in a lot of a pain.

From cancer. Well, no, from my manipulation failing. And so not physical pain. No, emotional, emotional pain. And I thought if I suicide baited, I would be able to get back all the empathy that people used to give me. So you were, I mean, you still are at the same level. You're just in a better position. It's not like you've gotten better as a person actually. You're really willing to do anything. I mean, you're probably willing to, like, have sex with a dog or something for example. You'll go just

about anywhere. I have personal moral lines. Like, I don't want to fuck a dog. I want to harm a child. No, harming children besides the 18 year old, the barely 18 year old that I'm dating. Dude, she's 22. What are you talking about? Yeah, but you didn't just start dating her. Yeah, I dated when she started dating when she was 20. Okay,

so, oh yeah, I'm not going to harm any children because, like, there's this weird I guess... Look, look, look. No, no, no, no. She's going to become crazy anyway, though. Do you know in the United States, you know how, you know when you can sign up for the Army? Do you know how old do you have to be?

You have to be 18. 11. No, you have to be 18, depending on the state. Same thing as an o'clock. You have to be 18 to sign up for the Army to start serving. Now, I think if you can take a bullet for Uncle Sam, you can take a load from me. That's the God's honest truth. I would rather take a bullet, and I think most women would agree with that, too.

It's not even a gay thing. I mean, yeah, most of them, prefer the bullet yeah so what's the point of mentioning it it's i mean there's clear the point is is that once you are 18 you are allowed to make adult decisions if the government says you're not allowed to make adult decisions and you can't sign up for the army then i'll consider stop fucking 21 year olds 22 year olds you're saying that as if it's in your control you have control of it with one of them and that's about it i don't know man oh as long as you have money you can pretty much fuck most people yeah but you're out of money i know it's true that's true are you

Again, are you paying me for this? He don't say much. Do they? Do you think women should be alive? Alive? No, I read it wrong. I read it wrong. Hold on.

No. Do you think women should be allowed to drive those cars at the arcade or is it too dangerous? Well, I don't let her drive because that is... Not a real car. That's obvious. I'm saying the one in the arcade, where you have the little steering wheel and you see if you can beat someone in the game. I mean, honestly, I don't trust most. win with Mario Kart and the goal of that game is to hit people so dude slim

chick, did you try this slim chickens while you've been in Arkansas well I'm just we just got you food I didn't eat anything yet do I'm okay I'm not gonna touch it no it's all yours no but listen this is like our oh you got to leave that because I'm promoting slim chickens now yeah but you're not getting paid they're a serious company they have multiple chains they wouldn't work with you they get mentioned in a Stephen King book did you know that Stephen King? You know, the writer?

The black guy or the white guy? No, white one. I don't like either of them, to be honest. You did not want to pick somebody under that context. Not on camera, right? Not on camera. No, that'll do. Just the N-word line.

Where's the sauce, motherfucker? Did you not get slim sauce? It's very fresh. It's very cold. Do you not eat good food? What do you eat? I only had enough money to feed you. I mean, look, I mean, I just didn't know.

I mean, honestly, you're losing money on this one for sure. This cost me a lot of money. You would think the food here is sort of cheap, but, I mean, it wasn't that cheap. I mean, we got you a beautiful tomahawk steak that you're not eating. Can we bag it up? Can we bag all this up? I'm not going to eat it. You already bit into it, so it's all yours.

You can take all of this home. Again, you pick something too healthy. This is... That's too healthy for you? Yeah, yeah. It's not self-destructive enough. I want to make sure I never see my dick again. Would you have qualified for two animals on Noah's ark?

I don't think they would have let me on the ark. I was going to say, thank goodness they didn't because none of the other animals would have survived. I would have ate. Well, I would all eat like one of the two. No, not even eating them. I mean, it would have fucking sunk. I would have eaten one of the, I would have eaten the females anyway. You want to see a trick I learned?

Okay. Watch this. It's going to be able to drink a lot of it. See? And now it's diet. I can sort of sense what the problem is with you. What? You're retarded.

A little. A little. A little bit. How many calories do you think you are? All of them. You, not how many do you eat? All. Oh, shit.

Okay, let's see. 3,500 calories for a pound of fat. Did you already do this math? What 3,500 calories for a pound of fat? You burn 3,500 calories and you burn a pound of fat. I don't think it's you eat. I think you're getting this dramatically next up there. You might be right.

Okay. Okay, well, I'm going to say one million calories. One million? One million calories. That's a massive overestimate. I mean, this chicken thing here, how many of these do you think you are? Like a thousand of them? That's about 90 calories right there.

That's what I'm saying. You're not. But how much do you think 335 pounds of chickens going to be calories? That's a lot more than this. But it's also fried. But you're also pure fat. My brain is fried. So it should be on your fact sheet.

Why did you spend $200 on prostitutes? That's a lot of money. That is a lot of money for a person to color, actually. I don't get it. Can you believe that one out? Which one? What did you just say? I didn't hear you?

Good. I didn't hear me either. I agree with what you said, by the way. Good. That's just one of those quotes That I was famous for One of those dumb things I said God, dude

Again, I showered before I got here You smell like shit, I'm sorry to tell you Yeah, dude, of course I do I'm fat Have you worked with any other fat people? Don't, not the steak, don't fucking ruin this You said you didn't want it I said it was healthy

I was going to eat it first dude See you're in a position where you can't even defend yourself by getting up or anything you're dude dude dude dude dude i'm crippled dude dude dude dude yeah but you just hit yourself with that and maybe my manager well i don't care you punished yourself did i not get you did i not got me you got me you got me oh you got i got i got soaking wet from that i learned that if i spit it directly at him it's a crime but if I spit it in the air that's assault that's just it's different yeah that learned a lot about assault that's why you're a felon exactly because you don't understand how the law works um what are your top 1,000 favorite foods all of them

ranked by nothing spicy I can't do spicy you don't like spicy food yeah it's uh anything spicier buffalo chicken makes me shit my and I don't I already do that or not there's a fly eating your food you need to get it quick fucker where fucker

I don't share motherfucker motherfucker are you that slow uh you mean retarded you know I'm as quick as John Claude Van Dam so I can get the fly in one punch now he's over there next to your retarded

girlfriend Oh dude Fuck off. Now, it's one thing to make fun of me. It's another thing to call her retarded. Even if she is, and she might be. I haven't had her tested. Is her mother supporting this relationship? I know you mentioned her father earlier, but what was the mother's thoughts? Oh, her father's one that threatened to kill me. The mother, the mother is all in on it. It's kind of amazing. A terrible mother. We text like every day and like she's like, you know what? As long as you make her happy, I don't know why you make her happy, but you do. That's a bad mother.

Well, every child wants her kid to be happy. She can't help the fact that her kid's happy being abused. Maybe she can change. Well, no, that's not true. If your kid is happy by torturing animals, you've got to change it up. For who? Her are the animals. For the whole world, you know, that's a bad kid.

Maybe her mother should have done shock therapy. You are in Northwest Arkansas. We torture chickens fucking a million a day here. We feed, this is Tyson, the home of Tyson. Yeah, but that's not torture. I mean, maybe they're not giving the right care. You've got to go to Tyson and tell me it's not torture. They just don't care.

You're not intentionally. No, they intentionally do. Trust me. I know some of the people to work there. Okay. Well, you know, like individuals. This is like a personal. Yeah, I think the Tyson's mission statement is feed America all the pain you can.

That's the, what they feed you. Is it okay to cheat on your wife because she's a bitch? I never cheated on my ex-wife. And it wasn't because I didn't want to. It's because I couldn't because I was fat. What about a big kick to the jaw? Bitch! How about that?

She would have kicked my ass if I tried that. Oh, she would have beat you in a fight. Oh, yeah. Yeah, anybody could. And for what possible reason would your wife leave you? Common sense was a big part of it. Right. Anything else?

Desperation to get away from me was one of them. I mean, I don't... Because I couldn't catch her and lock her into the basement. Why would she have to be desperate to leave you? Why didn't she just do it? She didn't realize that I couldn't stand up and chase her out the door, so she just...

Also the trauma bonding. A lot of it was the trauma bonding. So you do this in all of your relationships. Well, how else do I get laid, right? Like, nobody's going to willingly fuck me. I mean, you did pay them. $200, man, that's a lot. $200 was bare minimum.

Like, that's for fat chicks. If you're fat, 200. If you're skinny, you're gonna get more. How much do you spend on average per year? $50? You spend $200 over the course of four years. That's a lot of money. No, two.

For who? No, I spent $200,000. Oh, $200,000. Yeah, it was a lot more. Sorry, I must have got that mixed up. Yeah, it was a bigger number. Bigger number. Wow.

And now how much money do you have? $200? You're closer to $200. Depending on how much he gives me. Because then I could get to $2,000. 200 I think because I I drive a hybrid and I still need gas by the way why did you get arrested for shooting an unarmed person in a school zone see and now here's the thing my house is not in the school zone okay I do not live in a school zone there's a school zone

in the opposite direction of the direction I fired in I fired facing west the shot this way and the school was that way and it's like a mile away, so it would be impossible. Why did they let you out of jail? They couldn't afford to keep me. I was too fat. What does that mean? They don't have to give you more food because you're fat.

They do. They do. Not legally. Oh. It's mostly because I had enough money left to get bonded out at the time. I don't know. Why did they give you a bond? Well, I'm a violent felon, but not that violent.

I think all the mental hospitals are full, too, so that was one of the problems. Does your house smell okay You want to come over and find out I'm alright I'm just interested I mean I don't It kind of smells like

You know wet dog right now Because it's raining And the dogs are there Oh you have dogs Yeah I got two cute dogs Okay A little Sammy right here Actually on my shirt

This is my big boy A fucking punch his face I'll fucking Hey hey hey I'll beat the shit out of your dog Hey the last guy that said that shit I fucking threw him out of my house I don't think you could throw me out of your house

I was there when you were in that boxing fight you got your ass beat. You ain't no wings of redemption, son. That guy's like 400 pounds as well. I mean, I don't... Yeah, yeah, he would go through you. There is no way. All five foot five of your ass.

Maybe in a boxing match, it would be different, but not in a real fight. Dude, that motherfucker would eat you with a side of Wendy's chili. What are you talking about? I don't think either of you could catch a normal person, and I'm not particularly fast. I think how could either of you catch up...

So you're going to run from him? Is that what I'm here? Unless I mean in a closed environment, I can't imagine how either of you would... So you run from a fight? I walked into mine. Yeah, I mean, if I was fighting Wings of Redemption, I guess I would just try to wait for him to, you know, get tired or something.

That was my strategy because he didn't hit. You're as big as hit, so that doesn't work. You're also like 50 years old. Well, I can take a hit. And you have cancer. I can take a hit. That's true. I can take a hit.

So my strategy in there was just to let him beat the shit on me to I got tired. Good strategy. How did that work for you? They fucking TKOed me because I almost died. So that was. Right. It's ridiculous. I'm still mad at that ref.

Like, oh, come on, let me die in the ring. Let me die a legend. Yeah. That was before I faked cancer, right? So, like, you know. That was way after a lot of the other issues, though. So, yeah, yeah. I mean, you hadn't hit your very bottom bottom.

I still don't. I'd like to think that I still haven't hit rock bottom. I feel like there's further to go. Right. Can you write yourself 1 through 10 based on attractiveness? zero no that wasn't one of the options what is what are the option one through 10 1 through 10 I'll go with on a good day uh two what's it how do you do for and on a bad day what a one well anybody that's fat in my opinion is at least I

thought you were in Arkansas 8 I am in Arkansas one you don't want anything to your yeah kind of that uh don't don't ruin it don't get any more shit on it I'm eating from this side now because you fucked off you fucked around you fucked around you fucked dude where's my god do you have it still dude you're very slow do I still hit your hand then I didn't I didn't I huh faster new bitch faster new Oh, are you not faster than a 300-pound man? I'm just trying to spray you.

You can't get me all in the life? For fuck sakes. Can I? You heard that. I can hit them all I like. You heard that, right? You're right. Dude, fuck up for real.

That's not cool. I know! Why would you throw something at someone? Fuck you, man. I wouldn't do that shit. That's not cool. Can I get a rag for my glasses or some shit? I can't see now.

Jesus Christ, dude. Dude, fuck off. These were 80 bucks at Walmart, dude. Fuck off. Why are you peeing yourself? Mm-hmm? Yeah. I normally just shit myself.

Dude, for real. Fuck off. I'm doing the rest of the interview. Now I'm screwing up your continuity. So if you want to edit and move shit around, you can't. I don't do that, though. Well, good. You better not.

These interviews are almost completely unedited. Well, they should be. I want to talk about the game warrants? Well, no, that's in relevance to me. It's also in relevance to me. I was a game of the year winner for 2016. Do you know that? I'm not talking to you about the things that you think are killed.

No, no, because I wanted to say the thing is entirely bullshit. Do you know why I won that? Because I was fat and crippled. You told me this before the episode. Don't act like you didn't tell me this. I know, but you're trying to pretend like this is our first conversation. They might want to know. Yeah, but don't pretend like we didn't tell.

But they weren't here. They're watching. They weren't here. I'm going to take your food away. Okay, I'll show up. By the way, go ahead and get him now. We have a very special guest. Welcome Frank Hussle.

I'm just kidding. It's long neck. I was so excited if he was here. What would you have done? You would say her name. I don't know much about Frank Hassel. I just knew that would scare you a little.