The Matan Show - Bradley Martyn Threatens To Slap Matan After Heated Argument
Episode Date: January 12, 2025...
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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest, we have Bradley Martin. Welcome in.
Now you come in. Today's co-host, we have Mike, Arab Mike, Terry's Mike. Welcome in.
Why were you touching the box?
I think there's someone in there.
There's nobody in there.
It felt like there was someone in there.
Why? Because it's heavy?
It just kind of smelled like it too.
It smelled like it?
It smelled like someone was in there, I swear.
Like a rotting corpse?
No, no.
Just like a person that probably didn't shower for like two days.
Oh.
But yeah.
I don't know.
I could be wrong.
I've never seen that box.
I wouldn't hide somebody in something.
That's not my style, you know.
I'm like serious, like serious style and stuff.
Yeah, no, no.
I get it.
You're very serious.
Oh, like straight to the gym and making money.
Okay, so in case anybody doesn't know you,
please just introduce yourself real quick.
Tell them a little bit about that one.
My name is Bradley, and I work out,
and I have a podcast, and I own a gym.
He has infected fingers also?
Well, my finger, yeah.
My dogs and I had to stick my hand in and open their mouth.
Now, in case there's a problem with the camera,
are you willing to take off your hat?
I can't.
It's attached.
Can I try to take it off and I'll see if it's attached?
No, I'll try it.
Can I try?
No, there's like a thing it just doesn't allow.
So if I try to take it off, it won't allow it?
Yeah, it would be like... So if I try it take it off It won't allow it Yeah It would be like
So if I try it
Why not let me try it
See what happens
Cause it's just like
There's like a thing
You know
So let me try it
There's like a personal space thing
Oh well I'm asking
For your permission
I'm gonna take your jacket off
That's a little
You know
Is that weird
That's a little more like
Taking my clothes off
Is different from a hat
Is it
I feel like
I mean I'll
I'm gonna take that off of you I'll take his glasses off If you take your hat. Is it? I feel like... I mean, I'll take my...
I'm going to take that off of you.
I'll take his glasses off if you take your hat off.
I'm going to take that off of you.
I'll make that deal with you.
He'll take that off if you take your...
No, where's your other boy at?
Who?
The fucking guy with the eyes.
Mike Mike?
Yes, I want that guy here.
Mike Mike is having a drug overdose.
Oh, dude, that guy's so funny, man.
For context, just a little bit of context.
By the time this comes out,
I already went on Bradley Marvin's podcast.
And also when you go to say my last name,
right.
And he's referencing Mike,
Mike.
I previously sent Mike,
Mike on him to find him while he was eating.
Yeah.
While he was eating with,
um, Fousey, Fousey and who? Neon. You scared both of them. mic on him to find him while he was eating. Yeah. While he was eating with...
Fousey.
Fousey and who?
Neon.
He scared both of them.
100% scared both of them.
But he just wanted to hang out with you guys.
He's a big fan of Fousey.
Yeah, no, I'm not kidding.
Both of them were actually terrified.
Why would that be the case?
Just because he stood there with his eyes.
Well, he was just trying to make them comfortable or make them comfortable make them feel safe and at home but in case you know uh some more context to him i have a question for you yeah go ahead
when you slapped stable ronaldo did you give him brain damage no we me and ronaldo actually talked
about this how we did my pod after this yeah but that doesn't have to do if you gave him brain
damage no i didn't gave him brain damage.
No, I didn't give him brain damage.
He's fine.
He seems to be doing really well.
How many coins did you earn?
Like some Mario shit?
Yeah, when you slapped him, did anything pop out?
Well, I saw memes like that.
I saw them make memes like that.
Yeah, that's why I'm asking.
Is that real or was that photoshopped?
No, I think that was a different dimension reality.
That wouldn't might have happened in Sonic's world.
Now, when you slapped him, did you do it because you're like a bigger guy?
I have never met him.
Is he a little bit smaller?
I think he's about your height.
So you just did it because you're like a bigger guy?
No, no.
The same thing in personal space.
Like if I just took your jacket off.
Again, I'm like a minor
I don't know why
I know
It is funny that you are 17
We were talking about that
I don't know why you want to take my clothes off
No I'm saying
If you were
It doesn't matter
Let's say you're fucking 20
It doesn't matter
But you're not trying to take
You didn't try to take
Stable Ronaldo
Who is above 18
He's clothes off
I was not trying to take anyone's
You're trying to have me
Take my jacket off
I'm not gay
I don't know why
No
I'm not trying to have anyone do
anything to anyone in their personal space that's the point i just think it's a little bit weird but
we'll move on okay if someone offered you four dollars in exchange for every piece of your hair
how much money would you make It's pretty funny Maybe like
Nah
Like
Like 15 bucks
15?
How is it not 16?
Because it's like half
Half kind of shit
That would be three fourths
Yeah so like
Unless there's multiple halves
But that's definitely not what you were implying
You just didn't know the math on that
Nah there's just There's portions You know partial Can we see but that's definitely not what you were implying. You just didn't know the math on that.
No, there's portions.
Can we see?
I want to just see you with the hat off because then the podcast,
it'll get even more views.
I might get a sponsor.
Yo, but you're not even nice to your sponsors, bro.
That's why I wore this hat today.
Prize picks?
Yeah.
These are my guys right here.
I'll do another prize pick sponsor if you take your hat off.
You got to do a prize sponsor regardless.
If they come to you and they want to do it.
Yeah, but they're not going to because I said nasty things about my other sponsors.
But we'll move on, all right?
Why do you always say bad things about your sponsors?
I think I have to stand on it and just be trying to touch my leg.
No, I was bringing my foot back.
You kept kicking my foot. Oh, I'm just. That was an accident. I'm just trying to stand on it and just be, you're trying to touch my leg? No, I was bringing my foot back. You kept kicking my foot.
Oh, I'm just, that was an accident.
I'm just trying to stand on it and say how I feel.
Yeah, but you told me when you were on my pod, you said that like you did an ad read for someone.
When you used to co-host the Full Send podcast.
Hold on.
Why did you say mean things about the guy?
I told you there was a person.
When you used to co-host the Full Send podcast, did they give you a percentage
or did they give you nothing?
No, I got paid per episode.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought, you know,
they were smarter than that.
I don't pay these guys nothing.
Well, they're not saying anything.
Oh, well, I kind of slipped up there.
That guy.
There's no other guys here.
There's a guy there.
There's nobody in there.
That better be Mike Mike, dude.
Mike Mike, he's on a drug overdose. That better be Mike Mike. There's nothing in there. There's nobody in there. That better be Mike Mike, dude. Mike Mike is on a drug overdose. That better be Mike
Mike. There's nothing in there.
It's clearly there's something in there, bro.
Because you remember you texted me
there was a windstorm. Yeah, it's
the fucking wind's crazy today. There you go.
So why is it? No, there's a
person that smells like they hadn't showered
in two days in there as I peeped
at and that better be Mike Mike. But why don't
you think that's just the wind?
Because we're inside. Okay, well, that. And that better be Mike Mike. But why don't you think that's just the wind? Because we're inside.
Okay, well, we'll move on.
We're inside.
No, well, there's a window open right there.
There's no window there.
I'm looking at it.
Well, you're just lying.
The camera can't pick up on that.
No, I'll turn the camera.
I'll turn the camera.
Don't fuck up the angle.
You turn the cameras on my show.
Yeah, but you know.
Why is it different?
Look at you.
It's not cool to do that to somebody.
It's okay when you do it.
Because I'm just trying to help you out.
Let me turn the camera.
No, which one?
This one?
Don't.
Well, fuck.
No, no.
Yeah, that one.
That one.
This one?
Yeah.
No mirror.
I'm going to have to cut this out.
Right now, we're on this angle.
All right. I put it back. I put it back. Okay, this out. Right now we're on this angle.
All right.
I put it back.
I put it back.
Okay, come back in and we'll continue.
All right, all right. Sorry.
This guy was on my show crazy.
You often claim that you could beat UFC fighters because you weigh 260 pounds.
If I gained 100 pounds, do you think I'd become that stupid too?
Yeah, you didn't get the whole joke.
The whole joke is like,
it's a,
it's like a,
first of all,
I knew that people would
get behind like the idea
that like,
just because someone was bigger
or seemingly look more muscular
could win in a fight.
But nobody got,
nobody got behind that.
They all think you're going to lose.
No, that's fine.
That's true.
But I'm saying like,
there are tons of other people though
that do play that game, like mentally, like it's someone who's going to win because they look more muscular. Okay, so you're going to lose. No, that's fine. That's true. But I'm saying there are tons of other people, though, that do play that game mentally.
Is someone going to win because they look more muscular?
Okay, so you're trying to imply that you were joking the whole time.
I was joking.
That's not.
It didn't seem like it.
Yeah?
Is that why I started to.
The whole joke was the weight.
Yeah, but that's not a joke.
You weigh 260 pounds.
That's true.
So what was the joke?
The joke was that.
You don't
really think you could beat them no i did that with nate did i really think i could beat devon
haney yes but then it's not a joke you just don't well devon haney i'm talking about what you're
talking about all the ufc fighters when i was talking to nate diaz what about demetrius johnson
you said you could take him no i didn't you don't think you could beat him i didn't say that i didn't
say that you did you watch the actual clip Or the actual like
Piece of content
I saw
We were on your podcast
And my
He was there
And he showed me that clip
Of you saying the N word
The N word
Yeah you remember
When you said it was
To sneak oh
We were talking about
Nagging and nagging
Okay
Those are two different words
Do you know what nag means
Nagging
Is when you bug someone
Okay now
You know what nag means
Okay Say it now How you know what neg means?
Okay, say it now how you said it to Sneeko.
Do you know what neg means?
I understand.
Say it how you... What does it mean?
It's similar to nagging or nag...
No, so nagging is when like a girl or a guy
will say something to the opposite sex
to undermine them, to make them feel like...
So it's similar to nagging?
Well, nagging is just annoying someone.
Nagging is to undermine someone so that you make yourself like undermine someone so that like you make yourself appear so what did
you call sneaker well i see what you're trying to do here but listen what did you say what you
called this stand on what you believe in you got to say there's two there's there's three words
you're insinuating here there's there's one word out we can't say you don't say oh there's two
other words what are those to annoy And one means to like
Let me like put them down
What are those words?
I'm not saying all three of them
You say
Say what?
Neg
Neg
And what is the full pronunciation
Of what you said?
I just added er
Like as in that person
And how did that sound?
Well go ahead
You tell me
Well I would pronounce it
Nager
Okay
Which is like
That's nag
That's like to dis's like now say the
other version with neg well no I'm not gonna catch me up on it and then say is
do some no but bro this is I wouldn't do that I wouldn't call I wouldn't edit
somebody would absolutely do no I won't you know I would but you know what the
word neg means right say it in full context okay what did you say to sneaker
then what am i mr. McCall I was saying Say it in full context. Okay, what did you say to Sneaker then?
What am I misremembering?
No, I was saying it to Sarah.
Sarah was doing it to Sneaker.
What did you call her?
Someone that negs.
With an er at the end.
Yeah, it's not the other word.
So you called her an n-e-g-g-e-r.
No, no, no, n-e, yes.
Yes, n-e-g-g-e-r.
Yes, which is the first.
And how is that pronounced?
You keep trying to get me to do this.
You're not going to clip this.
Come on, dude.
I want to make you say it, and then I'll steal your sponsor from you.
You'll become even worse.
You could get them anyways, man.
You just got to be nice to me.
They're that bad, you're saying?
We'll move on.
No, they're great.
But you can't be mean to the sponsors after they.
Like, you did that one ad
Right
And then you just
Talked bad about the CEO
That's like
I'm telling you
There's a person
There's nothing in there
It's the wind from the window
That he couldn't show earlier
There's no window
It's Mike Mike
Oh this is a good one
Coming up
Are you ready
Okay yeah
If you hired H1B visa workers
To replace your current employees
Would your gym become
Pool culture
You're a fucking idiot bro to replace your current employees, would your gym become pool culture?
You're a fucking idiot, bro.
I've never ever used that.
In case anybody doesn't get the context,
he has a gym that's not running well called Zoo Culture.
It's running fine.
It's called Zoo Culture.
It's called Zoo Culture.
So would you change it to pool culture
if you hired those around's around yeah that's fuck
dude no i'm just being honest i've never actually used any of those programs i hire all american
people and why don't you use those programs i just never had the need for it yeah you can get
cheaper work technically yeah but i get the work done as i need it i don't need to worry about like
i know you don't pay your clippers and stuff you I don't pay. Oh, I said that on yours.
We don't have to go.
I don't pay anybody.
I mean, but that doesn't have to do with it.
If I did, I would hire an Indian.
You would, yeah.
Because the way it works is that I can tell him that if he doesn't do the work, I'll fire him, and then he gets deported.
Because if he doesn't maintain the job, he gets immediately deported.
Yeah, that's true.
That's how those visas work.
So why don't you hire them?
Because we don't need any of those jobs like that i have plenty of people locally that works okay so but you have a lot of money what is this it's in relation to the next question
i mean i'm doing okay you are you're a wealthy guy i'm doing all right yeah how excited do
casinos look when a rich buff bonehead like you walks in?
Probably pretty excited.
I lost a lot of money gambling in person.
Have you ever seen, like, you go to Vegas often?
Yeah, like the Red Rock.
Red, well, is that like, are you sponsored by them?
Is that why you said the name?
No, they just treat me really good.
So, okay, so they're, I'm correct. You think they treat you well, why?
Because when you're playing poker
You're like
They give you like a beer
Blackjack
Oh even better
Yeah I'm not a big poker
I'm kind of trash at it
But no they just like
You're better at blackjack
Yeah yeah
That's not how that works
But okay
You're not really better
But I play
I play that more
You're like Mickey Mace
No no
I guess he's really good at it
No he's not
Well move on
Is he lied?
Is he lied?
I don't know
I think he made 32 million dollars That's what I heard Do you think good at it. No, he's not. Well, move on. Is he lying? I don't know. I think he made $32 million.
That's what I heard.
Do you think that's true?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
No, I just like the Red Rock because they treat me good.
Unless he was playing on a night where he got lucky against somebody like you,
that is possible.
If it was poker, because you can be skilled at poker.
Poker has some skill in it.
You don't think blackjack has any skill?
Unless it's something that...
I'm not really experienced with gambling,
but unless it's something I don't understand,
I mean, it's...
Unless you understand the perfect odds of...
Yeah.
Or count cards.
Yeah, but that's just not allowed, you know?
Unless you know the perfect odds of when to stop.
Like, if you get 17,
you know not to pick another one. It seems pretty like you know how to gamble though. I don't know
I don't get like you're like describing gambling pretty well. I'm describing why you're not even legal to gamble
I'm describing why I don't lose my money in way the casinos look
Like they are uncaring when I walk in yeah, because I'm a minor, but that's besides the point
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This is a good one.
You once argued that you can't be racist
because you have no black friends.
How does that make any sense?
Wait, what the fuck are you talking about?
That's something you said to...
You said I have no black friends?
That was your argument.
You said, I have no black friends.
How can I be racist?
No, I never said that.
That's what you said on your podcast when we filmed it two days ago.
That's not true.
That's what you said.
That's not true.
You're just making shit up.
Did you cut it out of that?
Bro, that doesn't even make sense.
So you cut it out?
You're lying.
I'm not laughing.
Your policy is supposed to be this and Steve will do a shit on you right now.
It's good.
Steve will do it?
Yeah, yeah.
You just make shit up.
I'm not making anything up.
I've never said,
I don't have any black friends.
I can't be racist.
We were talking again about that sneaker thing.
I said, why did you say that?
Are you racist?
You don't like black people?
You said, I can't be racist towards black people.
I don't even have any black friends.
I know that's true.
And then you tried punching me.
You tried slapping me
because I tried to get your hot.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. Okay. That didn't happen, but yeah. I like that. He might have cut it out. He does have that footage, so. You tried slapping me for I tried to get your hat Yeah yeah okay
That didn't happen but yeah I like that
He might have cut it out he does have that footage so
You're dumb bro
Well just to make sure that you don't think I'm trying to
Like get you to slip up and say something
Mike can you go get him
The gift we got for him
We got you a gift
Can we open that?
That's a gift for later
Wait No no not that? That's a gift for later Okay Wait
No, no, not that gift
No, the other gift
It's in the kitchen
Okay
The bathroom's nice, by the way
The bathroom?
We have a camera in there
Yo, have you ever rubbed your back on a tree?
To like itch it?
To itch it?
What?
Probably not
Unless I did it And I didn't remember
Because it just wasn't
A very memorable experience
Okay
I did that before I got in here
You rubbed your back on a tree
My back was itchy
And it like stuck with you
That was like a memorable experience
I was just curious
Because I just did it
And I was like
Damn it felt good
It worked
It got the itch
Because it was in like
The middle of my back
What is this?
Please bring him in the gift.
Is it Doctor Strange?
Something you took from somewhere on the street.
No.
This looks like you took it from like somewhere on Hollywood.
Wow, very nice.
Very nice.
That's all yours, Bradley.
Wow, this is, you took this from, well, you took this from a movie theater. I took that from
AMC movie theater. Wait.
Wait. Wait,
wait. I'm actually like, where,
did you just take it from the trash or you just took it?
No, I took it from the,
about a year or two ago
when they premiered the Doctor Strange
movie. I took it from the front. I said I was
an employee. And then you
just, you left it for this
moment to give it to me i was waiting to use it on somebody and then i thought you know i'll give
it to you and then it's a nice gift it is nice that's a good movie i didn't watch it really i
just took the the poster yeah you'd like that's a good well hopefully thank you that's that's
really nice you can't have it i have have to return it. Okay, shit.
Oh, this is a good one.
Are you ready?
Yeah, go ahead.
Would you let a Jew work out in your gym without paying if he claimed that the membership was promised to him by God 4,000 years ago?
Yo.
Bro, you are fucking...
That's a good question.
Yo, you're fucking funny.
No, I mean, everyone pays.
What if it was promised?
Dude, that is fucking so funny.
God promised it to him.
He said that it's yours and that they'll try to take it away from you.
But he promised it to him according to the Jew, I guess.
So then you're talking like God promised him this years ago before the gym
was ever open that he would have a free member or just anything free i guess well hypothetically in
this story he you know if i'm just referencing it with other you know just trying to make a good
text a good go just to other experiences i would imagine that maybe there was like a different gym
opened there 4 000 years ago and he thinks now he gets a membership to yours too.
Yeah, I see.
He probably just pay like anyone else.
What if he tried bombing you for that?
Oh, stop.
Bro, that would be like some crazy crime.
Some act of, I don't even know, terror.
I don't know.
Are you taking a political stance right now?
I'm saying it would be insane if he tried to blow up the gym for a free membership you have any jewish
friends i do i do steiny steiny what would he say about that uh i think who's ethan ethan klein
his wife was born in your gym it's her gym now wait she was born there in your gym yeah
no she wasn't i think she was born in israel no i think she was
born in poo culture it's not poo culture what the fuck once you have to replace your employees
because you don't making any money from the gym it's not it's zoo culture i know she wasn't born
there but i i would i let steiny work out there i't make him pay. So it's true that you do let the Jewish pay for it.
No, not pay.
I let one of my Jewish friends.
Yeah, I let him not.
He doesn't pay.
Do you ever see Jews at your gym doing nose workouts?
Dude, you're fucking crazy.
I'm Jewish.
I know.
But I thought you rescinded your Jewishism.
I thought you said that.
But what can I do?
Every time I see a Jewish,
they treat me like I'm another Jew.
Is that actually true?
Yeah, I still get, I guess,
the hypothetical benefits of a lecture
every time I meet another Jew.
Have you ever practiced this religion?
I'm not religious, religious like Jewishly, but
I used to go to temple and start brawls.
I'm not laughing. That's not funny.
Bro, you're fucking...
You have a good name.
It's a good Jewish name.
Oh, my real name?
It is your real name, right?
You thought on your podcast I was using a fake pseudonym.
No, that's not true.
So it is your real name?
Yeah.
We'll move on past the Jewish stuff, okay?
Unless you want to keep talking about it.
You didn't want to take a political stance, you know?
This is no political stance.
You just asked me would I let someone pay or not pay to be in the gym.
Whether they're Jewish, it doesn't matter.
Well, that's a political stance.
No, it's not.
It's just a fucking, it's a business.
Someone shows up
They buy it
They don't
They leave
They stay
Same thing
Well I'll stop it there
You know
I don't want to lose
Any more sponsors
Yeah we gotta get you
More sponsors
What's your advice
To fat morons
Who can't stop eating
Yo honestly
That's a good question
Well number one
They gotta figure out
Why they're in that position
Right
Obviously we know
If
Because
There's multiple reasons
Why someone could be
Overweight
Right
Genetics
Bad choices
Genetics is
I would imagine
Not the likely thing
In most cases
Yeah
Sometimes people
Have predisposed conditions
They have issues That they actually like.
Thyroid issues.
Yeah, but that's like, you know, really not the main problem.
Right.
People just eat shitty food way too much.
Look, I used to be, like when I was, you know, maybe 13 years old, I was a little bit fat.
You looked really skinny when you were...
When I was a little kid?
I saw that video. You were skinny. Oh, but then I gained... That was before were when i was a little kid i saw that video you were
oh but then i gained that was out before and then i gained a little during quarantine so i didn't
have enough money because i live by myself since i was seven to go to one of those fat removing
doctors so i hired a doctor like from uh he was well i don't know if he was a doctor he gave
medications to people on the street
like he was
like a street pharmacist
street pharmacist
and he cut some skin
off me
okay
how that
did that
I was
I mean
it worked
I lost
some weight
technically
I don't know
if there was any benefits
from it but
yeah
anyways your question
I think,
you just got to get someone to eat less food
and do more activity.
And how can you make them do that?
You can't make anyone do anything.
They have to want to fucking stop being fat, basically.
What if you...
I don't know.
But that seems like, you know, not a good solution
if that's the solution now and it's not working.
I feel like you want me to say, like,
tie, like, a piece of cheesecake in front of them and have them run after it would you be upset
if i listed your home online for sale what are you talking about you can't come and do a podcast
and then fucking well in case anybody doesn't know no no no no no no no no stop stop stop
stop stop motherfucker nah i don't know what i'm allowed to say you're not allowed to say my
fucking home address bro i won't say his home address but he lives no no just stop just stop
no no no no no no no no no don't do this no don't do this don't do this no just stop this
why here just right here done boom next question yeah okay jeez can you fucking someone beep that
i have to beep it?
Please beep that.
I'll beep it if you remove your hat.
No, dude, you're going to beep it
because it's disrespectful to not beep that.
Because I'll fucking find where you live
and I'll fucking put it all over the internet
and I'm going to leak your fucking phone number.
He'll...
Oh, do you have my number?
Yeah.
God damn it.
Motherfucker.
I'll beep it.
You won with that.
I shouldn't have given it.
I should have given it.
Put that shit straight on Twitter.
I should have given it to Mike Mike. Yeah, I got straight on Twitter. I should have given it to Mike Mike.
Yeah, I got it.
Fucking, I should have given it to Mike Mike.
And I can get a lot more information based on your number too.
No, I'm smarter than that.
I didn't link it to myself.
I'll send you all the other info today.
Go ahead, try.
I will.
I love how you have the yellow notepad, by the way.
It's a similar one I brought to your podcast.
This is a different one.
Again, for added context, when I did his podcast at his house in a city.
Okay, we got it.
You did the pod.
Yes, go ahead.
He didn't have any questions because he doesn't do anything for his interviews. He just sits there and threatens the guest.
So I brought some questions to make sure the podcast moved along well.
No, you did great.
You did awesome.
Would you be mad if I listed your home online as a homeless shelter?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What if I didn't list it publicly as Bradley Martin's house?
Like nobody, your fans.
But I live there.
Like it's not a homeless shelter.
Not yet.
Yeah, no, but I still live there.
But what if I, I mean, I'm not leaking your address address or anything like i'll just list it on like craigslist like you know if you need somewhere to
sleep for a night let's list yours i don't live in a house i live in uh i'm looking for uh not
in one of those oh well that's kind of like a house that's uh that's four walls that's mike
mike in there please come out bro we need
this guy that's your gift bring him out please come out that's not mike mike though mike mikey's
on an overdose oh man no it is it is that's not my yes he's here come on come on i've been waiting
for this fucker this guy you know how the my favorite part okay i don't know what's he's he
needs help my favorite part was that
The security guards that were there
Were like pressing him
And he still came back
And he held the eyes the whole way
When he was getting
He was getting taken out of Paquito
That, by the way, that's your gift
You can have him
Come on
Mike, Mike
Don't do me dirty like that
You motherfucker
I don't want him anymore
He's all yours
Alright, come to the gym
You're welcome
He's not like a speaking individual
But you can do whatever you want with him
Well I don't want to do
I just like this
Dude you're him
You are
I'm proud of you
You have like a great poker face
He should play poker
Poker?
Or something
I feel like he would do well
I feel like he'd be better at like robbing I guess
I don't
Poker seems like
No cause he like
He doesn't have
The mental capacity to understand but if he did that face poker face the whole time
Well, he wouldn't know what's happening while he's playing but no one would know anything
They'd be like what the fuck you're messing up the angle Mike Mike just go down to your knees
Go back down
And then you can just stay there now until the episode ends.
And then Bradley can take you to his car.
He's been asking me to take my clothes off this episode.
So I don't know what he'll try to do with you.
Thanks for coming, Mike.
Mike, appreciate you.
All right, we need to move on.
Okay.
Are you friends with Millionaire Jack?
Who's Millionaire Jack?
I don't know.
Who is that?
I made it up.
No, I don't know.
What a bad question.
No, who is that?
Nothing.
It's a nothing question.
I made him up.
That person doesn't exist?
Doesn't exist, but you believed he did.
Well, yeah, because you asked me.
I don't know why I asked that.
We'll move on.
Okay.
Would you work with somebody who has the potential to triple your income,
but he's constantly trying to harvest you?
Like harvest my organs?
I guess that would be something he would do, but other stuff too.
But what else would he harvest?
Mostly your organs, maybe your brain.
Well, that's an organ.
Is it?
Yeah.
Well, I guess like your skin. Those are all organs. The skin's an organ is it okay well i guess like your skin and those are
all organs the skin is an organ yeah it's the biggest origin organ in the human body what what
about like your bones that's not an organ no so he's trying to so he's trying to get like your
organs your your bones everything yeah no i wouldn't that sounds like a bad idea but he can
triple your income fuck This guy's like
He's asking the good questions man
I'm gonna go with no
Still
Sounds
Like would you
Would you work with someone like that
My manager already
Takes everything from me
So yeah I would
Okay
Cause now I got nothing
But
Do you actually have management
I brought my manager
To your podcast
But is that actually your manager
That's my real manager
Viral flooring
I still don't I I don't know your podcast. But is that actually your manager? That's my real manager, Viral Flooring.
I still don't... I don't know what the fuck that is.
You think I'm lying about everything I tell you.
I don't know what Viral Flooring is.
I keep being backed up.
I left your podcast.
I told you I was 17.
You thought I was lying.
But when you came today outside, you said...
But I checked the Viral Flooring thing.
That was not a thing.
Well, he's not a publicly listed guy.
Viral Flooring, I just saw people were doing epoxy different colors and shit.
That's viral flooring.
It's like searching up a specific individual's name.
You wouldn't find anything.
But since his name is correlated to flooring that somebody's trying to make go viral.
If you look up on TikTok and somebody might do hashtag flooring and hashtag viral, that's what would come up.
That's what I was seeing.
So he won't come up, but he is my manager.
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And let me ask you
this. Your gym reviews
on Zoo Culture
are very bad. Yeah, they say
they're buying drugs and stuff. Yeah, but that
I said that to you on your
podcast and you said it was a joke and it seems like it is but they said you do $60 day membership
day pass yeah whoa 120 for the month so how does that make any sense because a lot of people just
come just for the day to like make content or meet creators and do shit like that so but there's people who are members and they they're there every day now so if i bought a pass for 120 dollars
well i wouldn't have to because i would like for because i am a jew
so i'd be good i'll i'll you know i'd let you work out yeah yeah, for sure. Or build like a little, like wooden house and then claim it's mine.
That's my problem.
Bro.
That's,
what's,
Yo, this is crazy.
I love it though.
This is funny.
Where was I leading with that?
Just show up and say
this is yours?
Yeah.
So would I,
would I be allowed to sell
that part of it
separately?
And then once somebody,
I sell it to somebody I can
start moving on to other parts of the gym
no bro
I don't think you can sub lease
my lease
you don't have a lease it's my land
I leased it
we're already at the next level of how this goes
this is fucking crazy
I'm just being honest I leased it. See, we're already at the next level of how this goes. This is fucking crazy.
I'm just being honest.
I'm like an honest guy.
Yeah, you're funny.
I like it.
Okay, we'll let you move on, all right?
Yeah, we'll move on.
Do you think someone could get muscles like yours by playing World of Warcraft?
Okay, this is a great question. I actually played tons of World of Warcraft.
So, yes.
You played a lot of World of Warcraft?
A ton of World of Warcraft, yeah.
When it first started.
So, like, I don't know if you...
Have you actually played World of Warcraft?
No.
No, okay.
Well, that makes a lot of sense.
But, yeah, I played a lot of World of Warcraft.
I didn't notice that that fell.
And then I went to the gym,
and then I played more World of Warcraftcraft and i did that for a long time no i'm not asking if somebody who plays a lot of
world of warcraft could get muscles like yours i'm asking if they could get the muscles by playing
world of warcraft absolutely not why not um because it's a virtual game and you're like just leveling
up the character and you're like getting items for the character it's not real well it's not real in your real life like it doesn't add to your real body but i saw somebody
playing the game they're doing exercises they're like uh war of the warcraft yeah they're like
fighting uh green monsters in the game but wouldn't that like strengthen their muscle
no no why is that because it's not in real life but they have to click the mouse yeah i mean maybe
they get like better dexterity in the hands.
So it could help some muscles.
Well, I think it's good for the brain.
The main issue
to get your muscles,
you have to be on steroids.
I knew you were going there. It's so funny.
Am I wrong? Am I
incorrect?
It doesn't exactly just translate directly
like that. You still have to.
Like, you go to the gym every day, but you are also on steroids.
I take testosterone.
Is that real?
You really do?
Yeah.
And, interesting.
When I was younger, I took more.
I don't take as much as I did then.
You're taking less steroids now.
Yeah.
Is this something you used to lie about, like the liver king?
You used to say you didn't?
I never talked about it when I was younger.
But I never was like, yeah, I'm natural.
Because a lot of guys, they say that.
So it was like a half lie.
It was like a...
No, it was more so like I was like, okay, I'm going to choose not to speak about this.
Because I felt like there'd be just a bunch of kids that if they heard it, they would just go, oh, I need to do that too.
Because he looks like that.
I want to look like that.
But that's what you're doing now.
Well, no.
Now I talk just more candidly and openly about all of it and i and i share more of my experience so if you ask
me more detailed question i give you more detailed answers but it's not something for just people to
randomly take at any age you take the steroids are you like drinking it or you're like it's a
needle or how does it needle yeah you don't drink it why not um what would happen it just wouldn't
you wouldn't be able to use it efficiently in the body.
Now, what if we gave steroids to him?
What would happen?
Because he's like 100 pounds.
I don't know.
I mean, he would probably feel like more apt to go work out.
I don't know.
He would want to work out?
Now, I don't know.
We'll move on.
I'm done with that.
The other thing, I'm not going to mention it again. I don't want to lose any more sponsors don't know we'll move on i'm done with that you know the other thing i'm
not going to mention it again i don't want to lose any more sponsors okay let's move on okay
do you think you could beat lebron in basketball because you're 260 i love this um i feel like
isn't he 260 he's 250 yeah i bought i got him then you Yeah, easy. Just by the weight alone. Just by the weight, by the 10 pounds.
Yeah.
And so, but you mentioned earlier that the UFC thing was a joke,
but Devin Haney, who's a boxer.
Yeah, no, I'm standing on that one.
You would beat him in a fight?
Street fight, not a boxing match.
Street fight, yeah, but what about the better question would be Demetrius Johnson?
Would you beat him?
I don't...
Probably not.
Really?
So now you're...
Interesting.
What about...
That's interesting.
I think you changed your mind.
It seemed like before you thought you could.
Well, the context was different when I was talking about it.
Because we were also talking about the random street fight.
And they were like, do a jiu-j fight, and then they were like, well, do a
jiu-jitsu match. And I was like, well, no, he's like
fucking the best. So you think he'd
beat you in jiu-jitsu, but in a street fight, you
think you got him? No, I think he'd get me in both of them.
Really? Well, it's good to
see some, like,
mental growth, I guess. I don't know if
it was by... Well, he's a troll, though. The whole thing was a troll.
I don't like trolls. But Devin Haney,
you don't like trolls? You are a troll. Devin Haney wasn't a troll. the whole thing was a troll I don't like trolls but Devin Haney oh you don't like trolls you are a troll
Devin Haney wasn't a troll
that one I'm standing on
but the UFC fighters
like obviously bro
I especially don't like trolls
who try to slip in real stuff
in their trolls
oh you don't like that
no why are you pointing at me
I don't know
is that the implication
that I'm a hypocrite
because I'm not
there's a few things
I don't
this is your show
I'm not gonna
and what would that
no go ahead
no no I don't even want
to point him out on your show I'm not gonna And what would that No go ahead Tell me No no I don't even Want to point him out On your show
I asked you questions
So all yours man
Go ahead
No
This is your show bro
I respect you
When you die
Oh my god
Okay
Will you allow me
And other doctors
To use your body
For research purposes
But you're not a doctor
No I am
Why not
Well
You're not a doctor At No, I am. Why not? Well, you're not
a doctor at all.
Why do you say that? Because
you're 17 and haven't done enough school.
Those are the best.
I keep that in the back of my phone always.
$2 bills? Every time. Yeah, look. You don't do that?
Well, I was just having it because
I found
you and Fousey one time
and I gave... You gave me one. Yeah, so now, and I know you and Fousey one time and I gave gave me one
yeah so now and I know you like them so now I'm just having it here to let you
know that I have more than you I have I have a bunch of my house oh I'm just
have more than you right that is that that's the first thing you gave to me
right that's the first that's the first time we met you gave it no I made you
like one year before that at your gym and then you gave that to me when was
that what were we doing I think you were streaming with before that at your gym. And then you gave that to me. When was that? What were we doing?
I think you were streaming with Fousey, I believe.
That was when he came back after he got arrested.
Yeah.
Those are cool.
$2 bills.
How many do you have in there?
Just one.
What are you doing?
You trying to get my $2 bill?
Doesn't look like what he was trying to do.
I'm going to put this over here.
Let me check it out.
Yeah, go for it.
That's my phone.
What's your password?
What?
No, no, no.
What do you want to do?
I was going to send myself some money.
We'll move on
How much you want?
Oh
As much as you can spare
You want some Apple cash?
Apple cash?
I can send you some money
Can we just do that thing
Where we go like this?
Like it'll give me the money
If I put my phone on top of yours
No I can just send it to you like here
Oh just like that?
Yeah
I'd say give me like
40,000
40,000?
40,000 You have a lot of money40,000? $40,000.
You have a lot of money.
$40,000?
Yeah, $40,000.
Send me like $4,000.
I got you.
$40,000.
Let's start with $4,000.
$4,000?
$4,000.
$4,000, that's a good start.
That's a good start?
That's a good start.
I figured because I came where you live and this is your home.
I can give you that. Yeah, that's a nice start. I figured because I came where you live and this is your home. I can give you that.
Yeah, that's a nice start.
Okay.
I really hope you do it because if you send that as a joke, I won't send it back.
No.
I'm going to think about it.
I'll think about it.
Okay, so you won't do it.
Yeah, we'll see.
Now, on a more serious question, how much money do you make?
What is this?
We have a segment where we talk business with the guests.
Okay.
If I can tell they're uncomfortable about it.
I make enough.
That's not an answer.
How much money do you make?
You're going to take my $2 bill?
Yeah.
Yep, thank you.
Wow, you did
You took it back
That's
You're an Indian giver now
An Indian giver?
Yeah that's what that's called
Well that's racist
How is that racist?
That's like an old fucking term
Is it a joke because
The Indians
Got their land stolen
So now they're trying to steal some stuff back?
I have no idea how that actually became a phrase.
Oh,
it seems like you're,
uh,
you're from,
uh,
where,
where are you from?
Where are you?
Uh,
I'm Italian.
Italian.
I mean,
you know,
taking people's shit.
That's not yours.
We guess we did that.
American kind of did that for sure.
Well,
I'm your gym is mine.
Wait, why?
We already went over it.
No, it's not.
I'm keeping it, bro.
But I'm going to need that $2 bill back eventually.
I think it's mine.
I think that that's...
Is that not how that works now that I took it?
It's mine?
Did God tell you it's yours?
4,000 years ago, he promised me I have your $2 bill.
Bro, that joke
is so funny. It's so
fucking funny. Oh god.
Let's move on. Let me think of another good question
for you. Yeah go for it. Do they got any
questions? You can try.
No I guess not. Nothing?
Oh well actually No, I guess not. Nothing? Oh, well, actually, you did a good job evading from the question,
but let's get back to it.
How much money do you make?
I make enough.
How much money do you make from your podcast,
from ad revenue on YouTube?
Enough.
Decent amount.
Can you open your phone?
You want to check?
No, I'm not going to open my phone.
I'm not going to open the phone.
This is hilarious. No, I'm not going to open my phone. I'm not going to open the phone. This is hilarious.
No, dude.
No.
Stop, bro.
Come on.
You're good.
You're good.
Give me a check, but give me within the thousand.
Enough, dude.
Enough.
That's such a weird question.
Do you make enough?
I'll tell you how much i make but if you ask me on your podcast
but why is it for like tax reasons you you don't want to say are you like lying on your tax why
it's just like why why just like say because you're not like bragging to people with less
money you're you're giving them inspiration they can do the same thing yeah i mean they could do
the same thing regardless and i think it's a great business and how much could what is the same thing. Yeah, I mean, they could do the same thing regardless and I think it's a great business for sure. And how much could,
what is the same thing in reference to?
How much is that?
Well, it honestly depends on
where your fucking channel's at
and what sort of ads
or what sort of brand you're using.
No, for you specifically.
No, I know,
but I'm not answering.
You see, I'm weaving around that one.
But you're not doing a good job.
You're like weaving around it.
Like, how much money do you make?
You're like, anybody could make money.
I make money.
But anybody,
I know what you're doing.
Yeah.
But the answer is I'm not going to answer it specifically.
I'm just going to.
I do well.
Why won't you answer it specifically?
Because I don't need to.
Your house is worth about $3.5 million.
What the fuck is this?
Is that true?
What is this shit?
His house is worth.
Stop, bro.
What are you doing?
I'm not leaking your address.
Oh, my God.
You're fucking crazy.
Now, between the time I did his podcast and he came on mine,
I checked a couple places.
His house is worth between $2 and $3.5 million.
I don't know.
Now, what did you pay for your house?
What?
Dude, like, what's going on here?
I'm just curious. Maybe some what did you pay for your house? What? Dude, like, what's going on here?
I'm just curious.
Maybe some inspiration for the fans of yours.
Dude, it's just like, we got to go to the next question.
Next question?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, wait, cut this, but ask like a different question,
trying to get to the same answer.
Do it.
Do it again.
Well, I was going to do that anyways,
but now it's weird because I'm leaving that in. Just cut it out then.
My editor, my next question, I'll just ask you.
I was going to ask, do you have enough money to buy a house?
Yeah.
Between $3.5 million and $2 million?
I mean, I'd hope so if I own one.
That's not cut out, by the way.
So act how you were going to.
Act for real.
Don't play.
No, that's the real answer.
I don't play with people who play characters and try to fake shit.
Shut the fuck up.
No, I'm being for real.
That's what you do.
Have you ever seen me act differently than this?
Nah, but I bet you if I hung around you enough, I would see it.
I don't think so.
I think I'd act this way all the time.
I think we don't have that many mutual friends,
but we know mutual people.
I feel like you would get the same info from them.
But let's get back to the topic.
I'm not going to let you evade it.
Okay.
I Raid Your House was 3.540.
That was the number, exactly.
I'm remembering it now.
Oh, my God.
But I don't know if you paid that for it.
I'm trying to see if you're like an upcoming real estate mogul.
If you're having enough money to make that happen.
Well, I'll tell you this.
We're opening a new gym in Miami.
So that's a good sign.
Yeah, you went from one to two to one.
One to two.
No, no, no.
You went from one to two to one to two.
Because you had a first gym that got shut down.
Yeah, yeah.
Your business is not working out.
How are you able to afford a $3.54 million house?
Drug dealer, I guess.
See, now, no, it's not.
Because now you're coming to jokes and games.
I want to know how much you bought your house for.
Clearly.
No, the first one, we couldn't continue to have a gym there
Why?
The landlord didn't want it
Are you making money from your gym right now?
Yeah
Is it profitable?
Yeah
Interesting
And how much is the rent there?
If I wanted to get a size that big exactly
Fluctuates from 36 to like 42,000 a month
And how much are expenses?
Including all other expenses besides rent?
Well, there's insurance, employees, utilities.
And how much would that be?
Decent amount.
I'd say it's probably like $60,000 a month.
In total for everything?
Yeah, $60,000 to $65,000.
And what do you make from it?
I make enough.
I love how your producer's laughing.
That's not my producer.
Who is that? That's your guy. That's not my producer. Who is that?
That's your guy.
That's not my guy.
I don't have anyone.
You have like bodyguards here trying to...
That's bullshit.
I'm here solo.
He brought three people here to try to scare me.
There's no camera on them.
They didn't want to be filmed.
I'll turn the camera around again.
They're going to walk away from the camera.
There's no one here, bro.
You're not going to put the camera on your guy.
I don't have bodyguards.
I never, ever had that.
He showed up with three bodyguards. That's fucking cap, bro. That's exactly what happened. You're not going to put the camera on your guy. I don't have bodyguards. I never, ever had that. He showed up with three bodyguards.
That's fucking cap, bro.
That's exactly what happened.
No, that's cap.
Anyone who knows me knows that's not true.
Okay.
And you know it's not true.
I see them right there.
I thought you said things that are true and you're not trolling.
I'm not trolling.
There's three huge bodyguards.
What in the...
Sorry, I got a text.
I got a text from my mom.
Oh, wait, hold on.
My mom's here.
She's here in the studio?
No, no, I was not.
See, now he's bringing a fourth person.
No, no, she's at my house.
She's at your house?
Yeah.
Sorry, I gotta turn my phone off.
The phone's not in.
What is she gonna do with your house?
Does she not have a key inside?
No, no, it was... She's just waiting there outside she not have a key inside? No, no.
She's just waiting there outside now until you get back there?
No, she's helping me look after the dogs because I'm going to Miami this week.
Now, let's get back to it. You said you make enough.
And what is enough to you exactly in the amount of money you're making?
You keep going on this one.
Well, I'm interested.
I'm inspired.
You make a lot of money.
I just do well.
Do well. And what does well mean
In your factors
With how much money you make
Enough to order food
And eat it
Now I make enough
To order food
And eat it
That's good
That's
That's
Yeah but
Those are the things
That matter
How about this
Will if you give me
An answer to
A one of these questions
That is satisfactory
We'll move on
Okay go Or you can take move on. Okay, go.
Or you can take off your hat.
Okay, okay, go.
Which one?
Well, let's see the questions.
Will you rather take off your hat?
No, no, I didn't cut my hair today.
Okay.
My hair's looking like yours right now.
That's not true, though.
There's nothing there.
No, it's true.
For context, when he came here in his big Jeep with those three other guys.
There's no one else.
There's no one else here.
Your hat was off then.
Yeah.
He has no hair.
That's not supposed to be offensive.
No, I don't care.
Yeah, I shave my head.
Yeah.
But why do you shave it?
So that it doesn't look shittier.
Oh, well, like you're saying, if you didn't shave it, it would look like the hair on my arm?
No, it would just look like...
Like your beard.
Yeah, like I keep it clean.
Okay.
We'll move on
from the money question.
If you can just answer
how much money
you made last year.
We're in a new year.
Happy New Year's.
Thank you.
You too.
Happy New Year's.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Happy New Year's.
How much money?
Enough, dude.
I'm doing good.
More than $2 million.
Yes or no?
I'm doing great.
More than $100,000?
I'm doing good, yeah.
Yeah, more than $100,000?
I'm doing good.
See, it seems that whenever I get close to the answer, you start saying I'm doing good.
When I said $100,000, you didn't want to answer it, but you couldn't.
You're like, fuck it.
I'm making way more than that.
I'm making, yeah, yeah.
I'm doing all right. You're not going to answerin' I'm making way more than that I'm making Yeah yeah I'm doing alright
You're not gonna answer
I'm not gonna answer
No
Is it for tax purposes
Or why not
No it's just like
What are we doing
You know
Well I'll say this
Fucked up
Thanks for coming on
Of course
I appreciate it
I got you again
I got him five times
On his podcast
You did
Um
Well we have to end it here
Cause I'm out of questions
And also more importantly Cause Long Neck is outside.
Nice.
Okay.
We're filming with Long Neck right now and then another guy in like three hours.
You're doing three today.
Three.
So right now, Long Neck.
Then after Long Neck, we're doing a dual episode between Wide Neck and Long Neck.
Oh, that'll be funny.
Well, thanks for coming on.
I appreciate it. You fucker. Oh, that'll be funny. Well, thanks for coming on. I appreciate it.
You fucker.
But I almost...
No, you didn't get me, though.
I didn't get you,
but you didn't get me.
That's true.
That's just fair.
You should have better reflexes.
I was trying.
You were quick.
Yeah, well,
you are a strong guy,
so when you see long neck outside,
he's a little skinny guy,
so...
Go ahead, I'm...
Well, f*** him, please.
Okay, all right, all right.
Cool.
Piece of shit, long neck.
Come here. Come here, you fucker., cool. Piece of shit, long neck. Come here.
Come here, you fucker.
Come on, come on, shake my hand.