The Matan Show - Charlamagne Tries Forcing Matan To Say The N Word

Episode Date: June 15, 2025

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Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have Charlamagne please welcome in. Yo yo. You can sit in the middle please for today's co-host we have Mike please welcome in Mike. By the way I've been trying to cut down on the black jokes to save sponsors however there's no way that's happening this episode so welcome in today's guest Charlamagne yo. What's happening? Please in case anybody doesn't know you please introduce yourself.

Am I talking into the microphone? Yeah, okay? My name is Charlemagne the god what's happening In case anybody doesn't know you tell them a little bit about a multimedia personality I Don't know man father husband. It's weird when somebody says hey tell you about yourself like you know I understand Yeah, are you that color on purpose or by accident? Oh by on purpose when I when I before I even got here like before I got here. I was like yo

I want to be black regardless of uh like on the way here or Whatever we wherever we're at before we get into the womb you know I'm saying like whatever we're at before we get into womb I knew I knew that I wanted to be here on this planet as a black man why because man black is beautiful you know I mean black like black is beautiful like his black is an amazing you know like you know I call myself Charlemagne to God for a reason you know God is a Greek word derived from the Aramaic words Guma Azabal which means wisdom, strength and beauty and the first letter of each word was used by Greek students and their identification

of their all-wise ancient-Egyptian masters. Right, and by the way, please ignore him. He's just here as a security. That's why all of y'all dressed in black. You got on all black, he got on all black. Well, I just have him here because I'm a little skeptical of your behavior. Well, yeah, that's why I got my guy out there with the gun. Yeah, I know. He doesn't have any weapons because I guess the police won't let him have any. I understand. I understand being skeptical. Where do you get your ideas from?

The universe and it depends what it is. Like, you know, sometimes you get inspiration from other things. Like I might be sitting in this room right now, me and you might start talking about something that might spark something in me. Might give you an idea? Yes, sir.

What, try to come up with one right now. It depends what we, I think that you need an idea for like a better set. Like this feels like a. This is no good? Um, it depends what we, I think that you need an idea for like a better set. Like this feels like a, This is no good? No, it feels like a hostage situation. You know how like you ever see those videos where like they're about to behead somebody? That's what everybody says about these sets.

That's exactly what this is. It feels like you know they're about to behead somebody so you're sending this to you know whoever you're trying to scare to say look what we're about to do to your guy if you don't give us what we want. Do you think that's a good way for me to continue to get guests on a serious podcast like this no I mean it depends what you're trying to do though right you're not trying to get guests right like you well I got you you're creating great content that's what this is about are you I see that hot or use it

says the boondocks the boondocks one of the greatest show no I'm not like uncle ruckus but it's one of the I'm like uncle ruck No, you'd have to be black to be like Uncle Ruckus No, like his ideas and stuff What are you? Like what are you? Former Jew, now I'm a racist That's okay, so you're a former Jewish person So you hate Jewish people? Do you hate your own people? Then you're like Uncle Ruckus

Yeah, but when I said that I meant like, you know I mean if you hate Jews you probably hate black people too. Yeah. That's how most Nazis work. Oh, I'm not like that. I can't be, I'm a Jew. Yes you can. You can be a Nazi-ended Jew?

If you are a self-hating Jewish person, I would think so. I don't wanna kill them. If you're a self-hating- I'm just a little skeptical. If you're a self-hating Jewish person and you hate Jewish people and you hate black people, I would say that you got some some N*** tendencies. I wish you're...

Nazi-ish. Me and damn sure... You and Kenya Barras could make a show called Nazi-ish. I don't think Kenya would make it. Like Black-ish? Yes, exactly. That was a bad show though. Great show, fantastic. I didn't like the concept. Maybe if they made it about white people, could be another good sitcom. They got a million white-ish shows.

That's why they all do so well. They had to take that one off the air. They're 0 for 1. No, Black-ish was a fantastic show that was on for several seasons that had multiple spin-offs. Black-ish was a hit. Black-ish kept the lights on at ABC. Yeah, buddy. Black-ish had Grown-ish, Mixed-ish. Yeah.

It was supposed to have Old-ish. Mixed-ish, so that's mixed kids? Mixed kids. It was supposed to have Old-ish. So there you go. They had to change it up a little bit. No. But that's how successful that show was.

And Grown-ish was a successful show to growing It's had like six or seven seasons as well, and that was about also black people Yes, it was about the daughter who went off to college Who are your five favorite white podcasters? My favorite are Shane Gillis and Shannon Sharp My favorite five white podcasters? That's easy. Andrew Schultz with Flagrant, Joe Rogan, Theo Vaughn. Who else do I like that's a white podcaster? Would Jon Stewart count with the weekly show?

And Mel Robbins? I don't think Jon Stewart counts. You have to give one more. Okay. Why doesn't Jon Stewart count? Mel Robbins? Mel Robbins? Yes, yes, yes. The Yes. The woman? Yes. So that doesn't count So they have to be male? Yeah

Well, those are my three Theo Theo flagrant and um Joe Rogan Okay. Yes Did you like my list? My favorite again Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis and Shane. I like Shane. Shane. Shane. I Yet did I don't know Shane's a real person like Shane looks like sperm like sperm what does that mean? You look kind of like sperm a little bit just a tad bit. Just like white? not just white but like white and like gooey like I could put my hand through it

and then when I pull it out it'll be like something stuck to it. I mean I can try but it doesn't work yeah yeah yeah maybe if your guy like shot me with a pistol there will be a hole but I No, we don't shoot you don't just shoot people you only shoot yourself. That's what you guys do No, that's actually what you guys do. No, it's not. You're dressed like a mad shooter right now. No, I'm not Yes you do. You look like you would run up in a crowded place right now and let it ring How was it like to be elected as the first black president in 2008? No, that wasn't me. That was President Barack Obama. I'm 97% West African.

Oh, that was a different one? Yeah, Barack Obama is black and white. I'm 97% West African. No, he's not. Yes, I'm majority black. What? He's Kenyan? Yes, he's from Kenya. I think his father's from Kenya. You just just a Freudian right there No, no his father's from Kenya. You got it right the first time. No, he's from Kenya. That's right

Yo, you look like like a cousin from the Adams family Like you would be like when Wednesday's first cousin the one with the hair Are you uncle Fester son uncle Fester I don't know who that is I don't get the reference when you see a cute dog in the street is your first instinct to take a photo of the woman's ass well get a creep shot no cuz that's creepy but That's the whole point. Yeah, but men are the dogs. Women are the cats. That's why they always look.

You're deflecting from my question here. Women are the dogs, that's why men are the dogs, women are the cats. That's why we call it pussy, right? And men always get caught cheating, right? You ever been driving, and as you're driving, like you see two dogs fucking in the yard, so they're stuck. You ever seen that? you ever seen two dogs stuck together I mean maybe I

wouldn't remember you probably jerked off the two dogs to two dogs but you've never seen two cats fucking ever have you no I did never I did yeah in the yard when I'm driving nope that's why men are dogs and cats are women and cats are better at cheating than dogs are. Right, and so when you see a cute dog you take a photo of the woman's ass walking it? No. You go like, oh why am I happily married man you see this ring? Well, that's not-

You better mics too, you can't have your guest in here holding the mic. That's not necessarily cheating, you go like this for example, you go, what a nice dog, look at him. No. Not? No buddy, no, that's how you end up in jail. That's not necessarily cheating you go like this for example you go what a nice dog look at him no Yeah, buddy. No, that's how you end up. Oh, you end up in jail. Let's end you end up with a valuable camera roll Come on give me some more man. Yeah guys start with interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by me I recently started a petron because I got into a massive car accident and almost died. I ended up breaking all of my bones so I'm trying to crowdfund through patron so I can

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Why did you have trouble reading that just now? I wrote it really poorly. What the hell? Yeah, that was, I really, I put that word, it's hard to. Let me see. I didn't know what that word said. I don't know what that shit said either. It's noticed, have you noticed that the walking guy

on every street light is white? Is that systemic racism? Have you noticed that every, I never noticed it was white. I always thought it was just like more of like a fluorescent light color. I never looked at it and said oh that's fluorescent white light color no just a fluorescent light color I never looked I honestly never looked at it as a color but you're looking at two dogs fucking in the yard it's hard to stop it's hard and I know you don't

look at the walking sign you're looking at I never know that's really a guy you don't know that because he doesn't have's really a guy? You don't know that's a guy. Because he doesn't have long hair like a woman. You don't know what that identifies as. That light that says walk, you don't know what that identifies as. If that's a man identifying as a woman, you steal a man, but he's certainly not a black person. You don't know that.

I know that. You don't know that. But is it Michael Jackson scenario? By the way, it does look like Michael Jackson's silhouette. Think about it. Think about how to walk looks It looks like Michael Jackson when he's uh doing like the moonwalk like when he's mid moonwalk. That's how to walk I think that was way before Michael Jackson. I Liked him towards the end. Yeah

What do you think he was black away? He's a black man from Gary, Indiana He was he was white for a little bit when he was super famous but then when the thing about the kids like that accusation came out he's back to black. You look like one of Michael's kids just a little bit. The blanket? Yeah just a tad tad. I'll check that as a nice compliment. But you know those accusations against Michael were not true.

I don't know anything about them just whenever accusations like that come out I just start denying they're white. But there's a lot more white people who do those than him there's not yes, there's no there's not originated that No, we didn't yes. We originated why you keep poking Flashback to your childhood when you was getting no I didn't get touched Come on man, this is fun. Do you wear a hat to hide your disgusting bald head? Actually, great question. That's the best question you've asked so far. I don't have a haircut right now.

Can you take it off? Oh, nah, I can't take it off. I could. I mean, everybody knows my hairline is messed up. I ain't got no edges. Oh, but you have hair. No, not really. I'm just not as freshly bald as I would like to be. So it's like my hairline... You ever seen Robocop when he takes his mask off Arnold no Robocop. No you ever heard of Robocop. I've heard of it I haven't watched you got to watch Robocop when he takes his mask off. I watched that one movie you made I really liked it

Let me find the name of the movie. I forget what it was called. I Have a movie called 88. Oh you started in Pulp Fiction How is it like working alongside John Travolta and Tarantino? Which who do you think I was from that movie Ving Rhames or Samuel L. Jackson? Samuel Johnson No, I was neither one of those individuals I think you were no are we getting confused like the king guy again Fantastic movie, you know Quentin Tarantino movie say the n-word a lot and I know you like that I like it yeah yeah that's like I don't I mean you is that okay with you oh I like saying crack-ass cracker so it

don't bother me yeah yeah yeah well no I'm not gonna give you a pound because I don't want you to say the n-word but I do reserve the right to say crack-ass but why can you say that but I can't no you can say whatever you want will you get offended if I do well you you just gotta deal with the consequences of it. Everybody already knows I say it. You do? You don't say it around black people though. I don't say it on camera

or around tough looking black people. I'm not tough but I'm just saying whatever. You got a tough guy out there. Here's the thing about life. You can say whatever you want, you just gotta deal with the consequences of whatever it is you say. But would you be offended by it?

Let's say I had no consequences. My offense is super racist. I probably, I don't take offense easily, but I would be offended by it because you're using it for content. No, I'm using it to be derogatory. Oh, okay. I can kind of respect that

because I've never been a person to use that word as a term of endearment. Oh really? I use it the way crack-ass crackers use it. What about, do you usually use the A or the R? The E, the R. Oh that's, yeah. No motherf-

We can pound it on that, we agree though, we're on the same page. That ends with an R too and you said it was vitriol. I like it. Oh my god. You can't read your own handwriting, man. You write like a doctor. No, no. I already read that page.

I'm on to the next. Okay. I love the fact that you're using your notes. Yeah. Shamelessly. I like to use my notes too. But you try to pretend that it's in your head? No I hate when people do that. Because there's no say. Like you know all of the good interviewers actually write their questions down. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm

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terrible drivers. I don't think they should be allowed to. Why? Bad drivers causing accidents. Give me a reason. Instead of looking at the guy telling when to walk and when to stop they're looking at dogs fucking in a yard. Well that is a very good sight to see sometimes. It's actually. Oh you write that sight? If you've never seen it it's going to shock you the first time you see it. Like oh shit, you know how we rubber neck when we see a car accident? A what? A car accident.

You start doing what? Rubber necking. You know how you be driving and you're like oh you turning because you see the car accident? It's the same thing when you see two dogs fucking. You've never seen two dogs fucking? One second, when you see the car accident, maybe you're trying to make sure the cars aren't gonna fly at you? What are the dogs gonna like?

No, the cars already crashed, they're on the side of the road, people might be dead. The car fucking, you really sitting there like going. The car's fucking? Yeah, cause you think to yourself, damn that dog's stuck, that dog can't move. I understand what you're trying to say, I don't agree with you. Get your producer to pull up two dogs stuck together. I don't agree with it. Get your producer to pull up two dogs stuck together I don't want to see that. I want you to see it. No, that's some weird shit. Are you attracted to that stuff? Put that on your camera roll so it'll be random girls asses walking dogs. Oh, I didn't do that stuff

I was just asking if you did Cuz you might look like the type of guy to. Nah, I don't do that. That's disgusting and creepy Do you think you look like the type of guy to tell a I don't do that that's disgusting and creepy do you think you look like the type of guy to tell a woman to keep it down by trying to sexually a s***er? hell no you're going be quiet absolutely not why not no way Jose so what would you tell her? that's stuff you shouldn't make jokes about no it's not funny I'm not a jokester you got to deal with the consequences of making those jokes but I'm not making a joke I'm a serious businessman.

That's right. So that was just a question, maybe an accusation. Do you think your ancestors used to do that? Do you think your ancestors used to hold their slaves down? I, we didn't have slaves, I don't think. That would be pretty cool though. Where you from, Russia? No, I'm from Rabo.

I don't know what that is. I mean, neither. I'm from, I'm from Rabo. I don't know what that is. I mean, neither. I'm from, um... I'm from Razzle. Kenya? No. Oh, I am from Kenya. You are?

Yeah, can you put this dick in your mouth? I'm 17, by the way. Some weird shit. When will everybody in the world be named Johnny I don't know Johnny Depp gets everybody in the world pregnant which is possible why would they then be named Johnny cuz he'd name everybody first name yeah Johnny Johnny junior Johnny the first Johnny the millionth

Johnny the billionth if you get everybody in the world pregnant when will everybody can't get everybody in the world pregnant. When will every- And you can't get everybody in the world pregnant cause guys can't get other guys pregnant. See, you should have said every woman in the world. Well no, your answer could have been like, well I didn't say anything about getting anybody pregnant. Yes you did. No I didn't.

You said when will everybody in the world be named Johnny? I didn't say anything, yeah. I answered when Johnny Depp gets everybody pregnant. Yeah, you mentioned the pregnant thing. But everybody in the world probably could be named Johnny because nowadays you can... They can just change their name. You can identify whatever you want to identify as. So you believe that shit?

No, I don't. So then why do you keep saying it? As if it's possible. I'm saying, well, before Donald Trump signed the executive order that said there's only two genders, male and female, there are people out here who identify as, you know, other genders. They can identify as whatever they want. want it's not gonna stop me from shooting at them Jesus Christ you really are a mass shooter I told you that's true yeah I really but not just like random people only when it applies and I'm angry

does this let me ask you a question does this work what do you mean like this show like what you're doing here does it work not money wise but I mean I'm getting a big following in the southern states really Really? Yeah. Okay okay I'm just asking. I think my ratio it's like 97% men, 3% men lying about being female. 97%? Are you supposed to put the toilet paper in the toilet or the trash? The toilet? Especially if you wipe your ass. Well, it depends what you do. That's a great question. Yeah, after using the bathroom.

If you blow your nose, you put it in the trash. If you wipe your ass, you flush it down the toilet. Yeah, but why don't you put it in the trash and then take it out later? That's disgusting. You know something you should do after you wipe your ass? Take the toilet tissue, put it up to your nose, sniff it. That'll always keep you humble.

That will keep you humble? You don't even gotta pay for that. I gave you that for free. What if hypothetically it smells good? Then you'll become the opposite of humble. If it smells good, then you can walk around telling people yeah, my shit don't stink. But I've never met a person whose shit stinks. That's not gonna usually smell other people's shit?

No, but most shit that I've smelled I've smelled enough shit. What shit are you smelling? I've smelled enough shit to know that shit stinks. What shit are you smelling? I mean shit from dogs, shit from cats, shit, you know, shit from children. You got something with the animals and their genitals shitting and fucking man. You did the jerk off motion just now. Yeah I know. You literally just did the jerk off motion when you said genitals of the animals. Yeah I know because you said they're fucking. You jerked off a cow or two? A cow? Oh I understand

that's some bullsh** What is your best advice for someone like me trying to become less racist? Actually no, it's for an unspecified viewer who has the same name Don't I think you should be as racist as you possibly can be If it's really you if that's who you are, that's who I truly am, yeah I encourage everybody to truly be themselves. If you are truly, you know, that individual, I'm not pounding you on that, but I do encourage everybody to be themselves. So if you are going to be the racist, be racist.

Don't be afraid though, don't be a pussy racist. I'm not, uh, like talk that shit, you know, no matter who you in front of. If you didn't have your guy Probably right outside that door. I might say it cuz I have more people here than you if I have more people You'll run through you like fight. Oh, yeah. No easily this guy's here to prevent that Easily you're like five one. Yeah, but my height don't fight. I don't fight but can you reach his face? Yeah easily and I bite. Yeah, don't fight fair. Yeah, this my height don't fight. Height don't fight, but can you reach his face? Yeah, easily. And I bite. I don't fight fair. Yeah, this is like a...

Nah, I bite. An amalgamation of the last interviews I did. About fucking dogs, the guest is trying to bite the guest. I didn't say nothing about fucking dogs. I said that two dogs were stuck together. But I do think that whenever you're in a fight, you should not fight fair. You gotta, you know, handle your business I think I do think that whenever you're in a fight, you know, you should not fight fair You got a you know handy a bit. I keep coming the balls kick them in the balls That's something you've done before grab them. Why grab them

I mean if you got to do what you got to do to get out of a situation Why would that be better than kicking it depends how close you are like right now? I couldn't get it get in the proper position to kick him in the book. I would have him. Yeah Why would you grab him? Why wouldn't you just hit him? Why you jerking him off? Well, I was gonna hit him. No, you want to jerk him doing the same motion right now as me Wow I was all the way over that's why he's got his hands covered over his dick Could you be trying to jerk go to protect himself in case you try some? Stupid shit trying to hit him in the balls if he has to protect me He's in there covering his balls right now because you always trying to jerk

No, that's no no you do that to make yourself feel more comfortable during interviews. He's in there covering his balls right now because you always trying to jerk him off. No, no, no. You do that to make yourself feel more comfortable during interviews, that's what it is. I do what? You jerk your man off. That's weird, you're projecting I think a little bit. Is throwing up on the floor a good way of establishing dominance?

No, because it depends what's making you throw up. No, you're doing it on purpose. You're like, gagging yourself. No, that's just stupid. That's uh, that's that's purging. You don't have to tell people why you're throwing up. Maybe you say like you want to fight, let's go. But I wouldn't I wouldn't think that's dominance. I would actually think there's something wrong. So actually you look you look like you're in a position of um, of like inferiority. Like I'm like damn like what's wrong with him? Why would you why would the guy look inferior if he's throwing up? like you're in a position of inferiority. I'm like, damn, what's wrong with him? Why would the guy look inferior if he's throwing up? Because you're sick.

You're in a sick position. If I wanted to take advantage of a person, that would be a prime time to do it when they're constantly throwing up. Yeah, but what if... That would be true in most cases if they're sick like I am right now, but not if they're normal levels. The guy's throwing up and then there's there's no reaction you just he's throwing up at you as a weapon the only way that it would look dominant to me is if you

was throwing up because you were sucking your own dick oh you're sucking your own dick you got something about because I'd be impressed like oh he could suck his own dick and then you're causing yourself to throw up that would make that would scare me I'd be like oh shit especially if you sucked it then threw up like ah fuck you up suck yourself some more thought that'd be crazy That'd be why that's some really disgusting shit man. Keep it to yourself. I'm just saying you're just saying what do you mean? You're just saying you just asked a question. You just gave you just gave like a whole thing about like a whole Visualization of you. I'm showing you how to make that look more dominant is what I'm saying

That's probably the least dominant thing I've ever seen. If I saw a homeless guy doing that, I'd stomp his head in. I would attack him. No you wouldn't. You wouldn't go nowhere near a man sucking his own dick. Actually you're right. I would think it's way too disgusting. Exactly.

But not dominant, just disgusting. Like that guy. If you saw a man sucking their own dick in the street, you wouldn't go nowhere near him. And then throwing up, I mean he'd have a... You would run off the block. You probably would call somebody. That's true actually. their own dick in the street you wouldn't go nowhere near him. And then throwing up, well I mean he'd have a... You would run off the block. You probably would call somebody. You'd be like 9-1-1. There's a man on this block sucking his own dick.

Why do the bugs always decide to pick on me? Biting and biting. Is it because I don't shower and smell like absolute shit? Depends on what kind of bug it is though. Mosquitoes, flies slaying on me. Flies are attracted to shit. Yeah Mosquitoes, I don't know cuz you look kind of pale so you don't look like you're full of blood I'm that white. You're very pale. Yes

That's a huge compliment to me by the way, I think you're used to most people saying they need to get a 10 I'm I'm not going for that. Oh, give me some more man. What is this? What is this fucking show? Hey guys, sorry for the interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Kickoff. Kickoff is a company that will help you improve your credit score. So even if you're responsible with money, bad credit can still keep you from moving forward. For example, it can be tough to get a car, rent an apartment or buy a house if you have bad credit. So that's where Kickoff will come in and help you. I personally use Kickoff to help my already tremendous credit score grow.

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I don't know your reasoning for why you say it. Why does the reasoning matter? It does matter because I can only explain to you from my perspective, right? I believe love is love. I do truly believe that. I believe if you find somebody that you love, regardless of what their race is,

regardless of what their gender is, if that's who you wanna spend the rest of your life with, do your thing. But I do truly believe in black love because of the systemic ways that the black family has been torn apart on this planet. I like seeing a black man with a black woman having beautiful black children that's just my personal purpose I know you don't personally like that black families black black love is

revolutionary what do you mean that's why it's systemically they've tried to tear people apart for so long because black love is revolutionary you know what I mean who's trying to tear them apart? Systemic oppression, systemic racism. That still exists do you think? Yeah absolutely, it's systemic. You have to root out the system. Especially when you're talking about in America, in America when there have been systemic things that have been done to a group of people, right? You're going to have to do systemic things to undo what has happened to that group of people. But I a person that also you you support reparations Yeah in some form. Oh

I do maybe reparations like what Jesse Peterson says pay back the slave owners. They're the ones who lost stuff So you already got paid they dig it. They dig it paid. It's we Peterson should know that like slave owners dig you Oh, you know, Jesse Lee Peterson you like him. Oh, he's a legend I don't know if i don't i don't know enough of his work to know that i like him that's my brother oh really yeah okay okay okay he's my favorite okay what else you want to continue i'm here baby you say black men don't cheat on their wives but you used to cheat on yours all the time suck my dick yo what's up with you? How does that make any sense, my brother? How dare you bring up something like that? What's your problem?

Just asking? You're bringing up old shit for no fucking reason. That's a good question. But yes, I did used to make mistakes. But you say black men don't cheat on their wives. Yes, because- Are you black? I'm going to say something to you that you can't repeat either.

Black men don't cheat, black boys do. Now I know to you that a lot of black people, all black men are boys. I didn't say that. Yes, but I can tell that you're thinking it. But when you are a young man who's immature and lacks emotional intelligence and is looking for things to feed their ego, you will find yourself going in a fight. Couldn't you just use that same excuse for every other race? Like white men don't cheat

It's just white boys. I can't speak for y'all I can only speak for me and mine and I can't even really speak for all of mine I can only speak for some but to answer your question black men don't you so you are you saying you were a little boy I was a little immature emotionally unstable person who yes little boy cheated on his wife so you the girls you were sleeping with were they person who yes little boy cheated on his wife so you the girls you were sleeping with were they p******? Oh well I did get m****** when I was eight by a twenty-something year old so yeah woman yeah woman yeah I wouldn't tell

nobody if it was a man you yeah that yeah you should have kept it to yourself if it was so that's smart has that ever happened to you with a man you know it's so crazy that the woman was twenty-something years old and I was eight and the only reason I made her stop is because I didn't like the smell of her jerrycrow. Her what? Her jerrycrow. What's that? Oh you're too young to know the jerrycrow. Have you ever seen the Straight Outta Compton movie? No I don't watch that stuff. Yeah Straight Outta Compton, back in the day it was a period piece. So back in the day the hairstyle that Ice Cube's character had, his son, that was a jerrycrow. Did you know the woman or was it just a random woman? No no no I knew her she was a she was a she was yes I knew the woman. She was your like what you're gonna say your aunt or something? She wasn't my aunt but she was

a former family member she was married to somebody in my family. No. I'm just doing like the black powers. You told me you sick. Black power baby.. Why can you say that but I can't say my version. You can No I can't. You can do whatever you want. You pussy. Stop being pussy. You can do whatever you want. You can do whatever you want. You're really tempting me here man. Elon Musk did it. Elon Musk didn't give a fuck. No he didn't. Elon Musk didn't give a fuck. He threw it up. It was an accident. It was an accident. It was an accident, but it was an accident just when I have to say it on camera. Off camera it wasn't. Okay.

Why don't restaurants let the customers dine and dash and then file it onto their insurance claims? I have no idea. That's a great question. Because then the customers are more likely to come back. Why wouldn't restaurants let't why don't restaurants? Let you instead of making the customers pay they let them run out and then they put it onto their insurance that the guys ran Out so the insurance is paying for the food Yeah, I don't I've never understood why people try to stop folks like that anyway And I think that is fucked up that restaurant owners are franchise owners

Charge the employees for somebody coming in there and stealing. I'm not here to die. I don't think they charge employees. I'm not here to die for your establishment. No, some fast food restaurants do. Like if you give somebody extra condiments. I don't think that's legal. Or maybe if you give them like extra food though, but.

Yeah, extra food, extra condiments, they take it out their paycheck and stuff like that. Yeah, you're right. I don't know about if somebody robs the store, but if I work at a restaurant, I'm not stopping you if you dine and dash. That wasn't in my job job in what if they put it in the job what did they ask you in the job interview no higher security no hire me I'm here to do waitressing or but you're talking right now you have like money you might not be talking like this if you were I used to work at Taco

Bell back in the day yeah but you wouldn't talk to them like that like go higher security you know I mean yes I would I would say that you know You don't pay me enough to tackle somebody because they came in here and you know ate a fucking burrito and ran out This turned into a whole different thing would it be a good business idea to file insurance claims like do fraud? No filing fraud is never a good thing. Why? Because that's something your people love to do by the way, which what you're talking about. Why the Jewish scam That's why they call it white-collar crime. Oh, I thought you're saying something like white like a Jewish No white-collar crime white-collar crime. That's what I call it that now. Let me ask you these. What's the Jewish question?

Can I have $20? I'm not Jewish. How would I know I I kind of still have it in me, so that's why I'm not Jewish how would I know? I kind of still have it in me so that's why I'm asking. I don't know. Because I see people online always saying like Jewish question what does it mean? There's a Jewish oh they do that online? Yeah they are. What platform would you be on? What platform would you like to be on?

Truth Social. Oh okay yeah I've never been on Truth Social. Truth Social. Rumble. Oh Rumble okay okay. 4chan. So there's stuff on there that I know what rumble is academics is on rumble So there's guys on there that be asking what the Jewish question you're not that guy. No, no, no, no Are you gonna edit this so like when it's dead air like this it'll no usually I'll just keep it in

Especially since you like stop the dead air. I'm just finding the next question If somebody got a hold of your hard drive, how long would you be in jail? I don't have a hard drive You're not recording your videos. I don't understand you She mean hard like hard drive as far as what video like no, I don't have a hard drive. That's just not true You're not you never have a video in advance. Yeah, but that's not mine. It's at the radio station is breakfast club Are like you know me and you know breakfast club, huh? You don't own the like IP have equity in it, but I don't Okay, so that nobody your hard drive

Nobody owns the IP breakfast club remember breakfast club was a movie and not only was it a I didn't know any of this Yeah, it was a movie and it's multiple breakfast club radio shows throughout the country We just took the name and became probably the biggest. So you have no equity in any of it? Yeah, I got equity in it. You do have equity? Yeah. So then it's partly your hard drive.

No, but you can't own the IP. That's two different things. Equity in the show and IP is two different things. Yeah, but you own the Breakfast Club videos with Charlemagne in it, right? Oh, so what would be on the hard drive of Breakfast Club? You asked me personally. They will put you in jail

No, they were talking they wouldn't put me in jail But it'll be like it like cancel culture will probably have a field day like to think about how would be on it They would have well for the last 15 years you think about all the content that breakfast club is done Would you believe there's certain interviews we didn't put on the air because we thought it would be too much Probably I don't I don't do that usually I'll release him unless they're I don't know like. Usually I'll release them unless they're... I don't know. Like I only, I think didn't release one because just the person left after four minutes. It wasn't. There was nothing left. They left? Oh they stormed out? Yeah they left.

Why? What did you ask them? It was just like this woman and we did like a bit where we like held up a fake gun at her. Yeah that wouldn't... that's not something smart to do to a woman. Well it can't... Or some f***ing jokesokes those aren't good either. I'm not a joking guy. So I Agree, I it's not funny to me when you was acting like you was jerking off your homie here Like that was real like you I wasn't doing that you're making jokes like you have to do that to keep him calm Cuz he looks like if you're not you're pretty calm. Take a look. He's just making sure you don't get violent here

No, he looks to my brother. He's too weak to be violent. He's weak? You jerk him off every five seconds. No, no. You don't have no cum left in him. That's a real shit. When you're a cumless individual, you're weak. If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk.

When you give him the milk, he'll probably ask for a straw. When he's finished, he'll ask for a napkin. Then he'll want to look in the mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache. What is the moral of the story, brother? That you watch too much Tom and Jerry. That's not from Tom and Jerry, you idiot. You watch too much Tom and Jerry. That's not from Tom and Jerry.

Why, is he the mouse? Yes, he's the only mouse that would do all of that. That's the only mouse you know? He's the only mouse that would do that. Mickey wouldn't even do no shit like that. Jerry is the only fucking mouse that would do that. This is a whole different universe here with the guy I'm talking about.

Jerry is the only mouse that would do that. This is a whole different universe here with the guy I'm talking about. Jerry is the only mouse that would do that. The only one. Have you ever had a cum stash? No I'm not, I just, I'm not gay. You don't have to be gay to have a cum stash. That seems like the only way that could really happen. You never made a girl squirt? No, no, I'm waiting till marriage.

Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. No, I'm religious. Gosh, man, you don't have to be so defensive. All I said was, have you ever had a cum stash? The first thought there is like, you're trying to put some gay stuff on me. No, because when you know you're going down on your woman, you know you make her a squirt,

you get a little cum stash. You went the dick. That says a lot about you. You thought about dick you know about you're talking about this whole time dog fucking Crashing your cars and your guy is a gun. You're like a stereotypical gangster You thought about cocks man Give me more once black and black and black all over my dick your mouth no again? I'm 17 If it makes you stop on 14 What else man did you I didn't you didn't get to my punch line

I don't give a fuck about your punch line. Don't you don't let your punchline get you punched No, what black and black and black all over my dick on your mouth giving you a cumstack. No, no, no No demarcus I Don't know who that is cousins. Just a black name Just a black name. Give me some more, man. What else you got? Come on, don't tap out on me now.

Why don't you want the cars to hit you? Cause you don't want to die or be hurt. Running on the freeway, la la la la. Nah. Yeah. You don't want that. I do. I wanna die.

I kinda can tell, yo, I'm not gonna lie. When I walked in here, I felt that energy. And I just want you to know that it's okay. When you walked into like this interview or when I met you outside? Both I could kind of tell and I just want you to know it's okay whatever it is that you're going through. Well if I'm going down I'm taking you with me. Whatever it is that you're going through whatever it is you're going through you're gonna get through it. I'm not going through anything. I believe in you don't let any of this fool you. you can come up from all of this like This is actually a good stick now. I'm gonna tell you something

I don't know how long this is gonna last and I'll tell you why because once people realize what the stick is They're gonna not want to come on the show. I've been doing this for like two years really yeah, the guests have gotten better somehow Right today, I guess as we're talking, I'm having on the former president. Which one? Obama. No you're not. The Kenyan guy. He wouldn't be.

I'm looking at him in the face and Sammy Lee Johnson. No you wouldn't. I'm having them all together. Are you just one of them or all of them? Are there multiple? You look like several different versions of like white Superhero stars. Oh, yeah look like Tom Holland you look like Ezra Miller I'll still take that yeah You look like Tom Holland Ezra Miller like you look like all of them combined in the one and you look like Miss Marvel

Just a little bit no, and I'm not I don't mean I mean that in the cutest way What yeah, I mean that in the cutest way so you're doing you I knew you're doing that gay shit. This isn't gay. Why is it? What's wrong with you? Could you cut it out? You spitting that come out. That's what you just did you thought about the taste of dick No, no that dick you suck and you had to spit it out It was why does that stuff was it dramatic was it dramatic? No, I was reading in disgust of the idea Oh, you was spitting because you thought about the taste of cock and you were like, ugh!

This is like a projection level of one million, man. You must have tried some gay stuff when you were younger. No, but I love gay humor, I'm not going to lie. It's the funniest thing. Well, you said when you were eight, you were m****d by a woman. But if you were m****d by a man, you wouldn't say it? The implication there is that you might have been m****d by a man. No, I don't know.

I don't think I would tell people. I'm not sure. But you know what though? I probably would because at eight years old, you're not responsible for what happens to you. You know? Like that would be me holding on to somebody. Before 18?

Huh? You're saying before 18? No, when you're eight, you're not responsible for holding on to somebody. Before 18? Huh? You're saying before 18? No, when you're eight, you're not responsible for what happens to you. Like that's not my weight to carry. So I probably would tell people. What about you? I never happened to me.

I guess I would probably- Did your uncle make you smell his finger? No, I don't have any uncles. They all live in that one country. I forgot the name I made up like 30 minutes ago. But what about after you were 18? Any experiences? Like what?

I guess suck a dick? Any gay stuff? No. I never sucked a dick before. Then why do you talk about it so much? Would you? No. For a billion dollars.

I mean how does the person- No, no just answer the question. Would you suck a cock for a billion? How do I know they're gonna get- Cash! How do they know that I'm gonna do it for a billion dollars? Like how can I, why can't I just lie to them? No, you gotta suck it.

Who's giving me this money? Elon Musk. How does he- And you know he good for it? Sure, but how can he know for sure that I'm not lying because I would just try to lie to him? No. How does he know he's got his dick in your mouth? Oh, it's him? Yes. You suck Elon Musk off for a billion dollars. What'd you do? Will he show me the money beforehand? He'll wire it to your account

immediately after he nuts. And he'll have his phone unlocked showing it to me? Yes. Okay, then I'm going to attack him and and take his phone why wouldn't you just suck his dick because I feel like at that point I'll get get some money cuz I could call him a p*** cuz I'm 17 by the way but then he can charge you for assault he can probably get his money back it's just an easy transaction would you do it suck Elon I wouldn't do it would you? I wouldn't do it half a million to jerk Trump off no no half a million we just went from a billion you gotta do his dance on his dick. A billion dollars, you do Trump's dance on his dick.

You know how gay you look right now? So he doesn't look gay when he does it? No, because he's not doing it as a jerk off motion. He's doing it because he's a proud American. That's not true. Bill Maher says he's jerking off two dicks at the same time. Bill Maher is an evil gay liberal Hollywood guy. Bill Maher's great. You don't like Bill Maher? You don't like Bill Maher? Bill Maher's fantastic he's actually one of the most objective

media personalities out here. I just know he's liberal and I don't like that. He's not I guess listen I understand I feel like those labels are ruining people conservative liberal like just be a proud American want the best for the country you want what's best for your country if you live here you should want what's best for America. Are you live here? You should want was best for America Are you fucking legal cuz I'll call fucking ice right now. Oh, I was born here I was born in LA the fuck does that mean who your parents who you just got a call right there Yeah, what who was that? Just fucking Tom. That's who the fuck it is fucking Tom. That's right. You're fucking Tom Tom He has an accent. You know, I got my own

Whenever I'm around somebody with an accident ice calls me So you better be fucking legal. You notified? Yes. Do you think ice? I think I asked this actually on another podcast. Do you think I should pay people who find immigrants? Absolutely I'm not why you're not gonna feed bump on any of this but I'm not but because I do believe that though because if you are going It's like it's kind of like I don't want to say crime stoppers but sort of like that right and about there's always rewards there's rewards for informants so yeah they should pay people what's the gayest thing you would do with long neck who the fuck is long neck the

Instagram megastar he has 100 billion followers never heard him I mean he doesn't even have to give you money anything you do with him will immediately result in you making billions I don't even know who long that good. I guess you're living under a rock He's just the biggest he's the most famous person in the world. You're living under a cock You're living under a cock see you spit again. No, that's not a mention of cock makes you spit. No. Yeah It's the miss. Oh, you ever seen magazine dreams Magazine dreams stars Jonathan majors and there's a scene in the movie where he ends up doing some gay shit and after he does the gay you think he's in the center guilty um I think that he did

gay stuff he's guilty I think he was in a situation that nobody wants to be in and I think he probably handled that situation to the best of his ability by running in one of the movies he played a gay guy yeah in this new movie magazine dream and after he's happy and after he spits He spit same way you keep that really happened. Yes, I did should not give him any more movie roles He needs to know when to turn one down Yeah, you know I mean that didn't ruin his reputation with guys know how come every time I mentioned cock your bottom lip waters No, he does it he saw

That's no one angry water, but I was excited when we were talking about Long neck. Wipe the side of your mouth. I'm saying Long dick got you excited. I don't know how he- You just said you get excited when you talk about Long dick. You said he got billions of followers on Instagram? He has a hundred billion followers. I don't follow Long dick, I'm sorry. Well we have to end the interview because I have to let Long neck in.

You want to let Long dick in? I thought there was a Long dick right here. The way he was jerking them off, he was all the way back up here with it. You. Some weird gay shit. That was fucking you, bro. That was fucking you. I saw the whole thing, man.

We all saw it. Everybody that's watching this, you saw him jerking his man off. You saw that shit. Damn. You don't have to take this kind of abuse. You can sue. I got a perfect headshot.

I have a good aim. Thank y'all for having me, man. Say hi to Long Neck on the way out. That was good. He wants to interview you. Black power, baby.