The Matan Show - FreshandFit Walk Off After Matan Confronts Them For Lying

Episode Date: March 30, 2025

Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have fresh and fit otherwise known as myrining coconuts for today's co-host please welcome in my manager viral flooring you guys can all come in now you feeling in nice here squeeze in can I get a sunflower some sunflower seeds you sure come on man who's the guy in the red my manager Vara Floring? Vara Floring? he's my manager I can't talk on his behalf okay let's start just in case anybody doesn't know you guys please introduce yourselves tell them a little bit about and all that one You go ahead fresh here's a mic so you go I forgot to bring him a mic

Okay Marra gains one half of the fresh fit podcast happy to be here. Thanks for having us my time What about you? You could just talk the mic will pick up on it. Yeah, I'm fresh I was a half a professional fit and uh, this is kind of weird, but not a lot that's brawness fucking nasal path it's a straw no it's a breathing mechanism do you guys call yourselves red pillars because you tried eating a red peel a homeless guy gave you they had a virus in it no that's not what we call ourselves subreddit. Let's hear from him. Can you stop eating the seeds because you're the only one here with a mic besides me.

Hmm. Well, that's because he gave me some. Just give it back to him. Or it's kind of spent though. No, the other one's in your hand. Just give it. Yeah, just put it back in his bag. That'd be kind of unsanitary though, right?

No, because you didn't put them in your mouth yet. The one in your mouth just leave it down. Yeah. Alright sorry bro, he wants the seeds back in there. They're going to get infected. I'm just kidding. So what was the question? Something about Red Pill?

I just... We'll move on. Well this one's for you Coconut. Who is more famous Donald Trump or Chicken McNugget? Oh by far Chicken McNugget why is that why is that what came first uh probably the McNugget possibly I'm not sure it's probably pretty close nugget first then egg which is Trump. I got you.

That doesn't make any sense. I mean he's a human. It doesn't have to. So what's the logic behind that? There's none. No logic? Just common sense. Just common sense. Okay. If given the option, should somebody save your lives or a big bag of rocks and shit?

This one's for me, yeah The rock the rocks and shit, of course, why is that? Probably more nice Nice more polite than we are you guys are polite less offensive less offensive. Yes, and why are you guys? What does that mean? Well, you know people get mad at us for some of our political takes or some things that we say about certain things No, I I'm not super familiar. So what I say this I'm not quoting something specific But are you guys saying what you believe in or saying what makes you money what we believe in which loses us money

It loses you money for sure. How does that make any sense? Well, the truth nowadays is something that gets censored quite a bit and it's very difficult to tell the truth without you know dealing with some financial consequences to a degree. Yeah but if you guys weren't saying what you thought is the truth which is what your audience believes in then you wouldn't have an audience and you would lose more money. You can make that argument but you know the reality is you make more by lying and telling the and you know

Appealing to the mainstream audience about like then telling the truth and you there's probably a higher ceiling But I mean I feel it's much harder to get there most likely like I mean, what are you guys gonna do? Put you guys in a comedy movie Well, that's one path. Yeah, you see that's not gonna work. That's gonna be a disaster Which is why this seems like the safer route You see that's not gonna work. That's gonna be a disaster, which is why this seems like the safer route It depends but the point is is that you know being more mainstream and more neutral is Obviously better for mainstream appeal which can obviously lead to a higher ceiling for making money

But you know for us we we'd rather just you know, keep it real we lose money It is what it is. Keep it real and I mean I Could see some logic behind that, I mean, you could, if you guys didn't wanna do content, you could probably run experiments and see what's going on with his brain. Is he okay? Who? This thing right here.

My manager, Vyra Florin? This thing right here. Your friend? This thing is like vibrating. Now between you two, if only one of you could be successful, who would it be? Uh, I'd say Fresh, man. You?

Yeah. Why do you- do you agree with him or no? I mean, in different ways, yeah. No, only one has to be successful. The other will become Obama. Uh, I'm not about to be broke, so... Fresh, yeah. Oh, so him? He'll be the loser? Nah, I'm not a be broke so fresh. Yeah, also him. He'll be the loser No, no, well I said bomb I mean losers less harsh actually I would say

Let me make it money bro, so I'd be the bum you would be the bum. Yeah, I don't believe in luxury items anyway I don't mean necessarily luxury. I mean just one of you is a homeless bum and the other one I don't mean necessarily luxury, I mean just one of you is a homeless bum and the other one He's uh takes over the podcast. I guess I'd be fine with it. You would let him be successful. Yeah, why is that? Why are you so selfless? I think you know I think a lot of material things are scams. No, but it doesn't have to be material I mean you don't want to live in a box right well. That's that's a part of being material to it sure but Again, I think I do better is what I'd say like it would suck it'd be on he doesn't have the emotional capacity for that you're saying no not at all he doesn't know no no no he's not at all he doesn't have

it at all I'm not saying you don't have it at all you're I'm more not emotion more comfortable with less he's giving you a dirty look cuz he knows you're insulting him why are you insulting don't don't put it now that you're looking at this guy you're insulting he's insulting you I don't think that's cool you guys are a partnership here I said he doesn't have the emotional capacity for that he goes not at all no I'm said as in not at all like you're not correct about that no you didn't yeah I did you said you said fine if you interpret it that way don't try to act like that's not what you said a moment ago I think you're interpreting it incorrectly.

I'm not interpreting it incorrect. Okay, reform out your sentence then. We'll try again. What the fuck is going on? Well, ask the question again and we can go through it again. Um, if he has emotional capacity to be a bum, like you are claiming that you would have, you said you would handle it better, implying that

you have a better emotional strength than him. No, I just, for me, I'm already kind of of like a minimalist so for me it wouldn't matter as much. So where do you live? I have an apartment. Apartment? But you would rather live there than a box yeah? Well I mean in this situation where you're saying one of us be poor and one of us not. I'll let him be the rich one a successful one why do you choose that though because like I said before like for me I've already I'm cool with less material things okay fine I think that's the best answer I'm gonna get who would win in a fight between your mother and your father fresh I think would have a better answer for this one

my mom cuz my dad is dead. Oh sorry about that. So now we have to go over to you because that was a sad answer. My dad would definitely win. Why is that? Because he's the man. And women are inferior. What type of shot, how could he take that? I mean I agree he probably would win.

But what's he going to do? What's his best move? Probably the the Arab slap, you know, I mean But that's not gonna be a knockout that I mean it might be a knockdown Yeah, I think she'd stay down stay down. Why is that? Because you know, she wouldn't want to get slapped again Yeah, but this is a brawl. This is you know they're fighting to kill each other. She would give up. Well she wouldn't because it's either she dies or he dies.

She'd give up. Then he's gonna go and beat her down so she has to get up. He'd probably slap her again. Are you guys the same type of black? What the fuck is going on here bro? type of block what does that mean your Arabic is he what he's saying yeah where is his parents born Sudan yeah you see is that in Africa or that's a joke, I'm trying to map out where that is. Yeah, it's directly under Egypt. He's the manager, well he eats the sunflower seeds,

which actually is a very Arab thing. Yeah, he's from there, I don't know which one, but yeah. Okay, that makes sense. I've asked him which one but yeah. Okay that makes sense. Yeah that's Arabic. I've asked him but he didn't give me an answer. Yeah we call it the Sallian Arabic. And then where are you from? What your parents? Barbados. Barbados? Coconuts.

Oh coconuts. So how did that story happen? Because I saw a clip of that. Which is why I'm referring to you as coconut. Well uh some haters thought it was funny because I'm from the islands. I love coconuts. No I don't know. I know that somebody made fun of you for but when i was i only saw the original clip from your show and you i don't i don't remember the exact context but he was talking about something and then you just mentioned that you liked picking coconuts yeah yeah yeah uh my hobby back home was the coconuts yeah but why did you mention that? That would be like in the middle of me talking right now. It's totally random I know. Yeah but you

weren't joking I mean you you you were looking for a response to when you asked that. Really? That's what it seemed like I mean I guess I'm not I'm speaking on your behalf but I was trolling. You were trolling? Yeah. No you you weren't let's move on do you think the cute do you think the cure to depression is to eat a small ball of rotting meat What the fuck is this man? Albert Einstein said that. Do you want to die? Uh, yeah, he's been dead, yeah. I don't know man, but probably.

I would say the cure to depression is not being a pussy. Yeah, but I saw one clip, I think it was from Albert Stein. He said that if you eat a small ball ball of rotting meats with viruses in it It will go into your stomach and create acids and stuff and then I Question I don't know the Lord. Yeah, that's what he said. I don't know his logic behind it, but that's what he claimed I've never heard of it. Do you think he's right or wrong? I Guess there's only one way to find out someone's got to like try it. Yeah

I guess there's only one way to find out someone's got to like try it Bar flooring yeah, but she's not depressed. I mean look at him. He's smiling. He's happy He does seem pretty happy. Yeah, that's the happiest guy. I know Is he good bro? My mind is your viral flooring? I feel weird next to this guy bro He's moving too what the fuck Have either of you guys ever been depressed? I think everyone has experienced sadness but Oh so you see I don't believe it exists either if that's what you're trying to say Depression yeah it's not real

I think it's a tricking the mind from Satan. Is that the African way of saying it? I think the African way of saying it is hu bu bu bu bu bu. What is your father's name something like that? He's actually from Barbados but his name was Norman. that Norman that's an exceptionally white name yeah okay well his name is Walter no it's not named after I forget the name of that that fruit that falls from the trees no coconuts is your content inspired by Uncle Ruckus? I guess that's more so for you. For me? I was the original Uncle Ruckus. No you weren't but you seem inspired by him from that TV show. I was a racist before him.

You were a racist before him? Yes. I've never even watched the Boondocks honestly. Never watched it. Well you're at least familiar with it if you're naming the show he was off because people send me clips of it all time saying I'm uncle ruckus and then I was like I didn't even know about the show when I was growing up so it's not inspired by him no do you do when people say that you take it as a compliment or is an insult or how do you view it you know I don't take offense to it you don't at all. Why do bugs and small animals keep coming out of my toilet when I'm using the bathroom? Hmm.

Because you stink, dude. Well, it's happening to everybody in my house. It's because it's your bathroom. Not like my specific bathroom next to my bedroom, just all of the bathrooms in my house. Small bugs and roaches. Oh, it's his fault. Might want to get a plumber. I tried that spits the seeds everywhere yeah he thought I don't live with that could be problematic too he's probably a

DBZ fan he didn't sound too happy when you said one piece because he does like one piece bro DBZ is superior that's a breathing device yes um I guess the guy in who designed it I don't know probably some sort of doctor we could do this brings me back to like high school you well this is way before your guys this time but we used to play the clips well he's 40 years old that guy's 40 I'm 17 well yeah but he's not 40 he's 40 years old he's a manager he owns a company in Los Angeles management company really yeah talent acquisition yeah we said we said do that in high school. I remember we play the clips grinding

Grinding yeah, they used to beat box. They used to beat on that one Find each other no we used to be in class like hitting on a desk Like that pretty much yeah, but now we just made it with a bit more with a bit more Like you have more rhythm though man like come on dude like you need more rhythm that grinder thing you just mentioned made me ask another question what's the ration grinder you were on grinder no grindin you're on grinder no grindin hey guys sorry for the interruption i have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by sheath sheath is an underwear company that i've worked with in the past if you're wondering if i'm looking at the script on my phone i'm not i'm actually going to show you a picture I was able to sneak of the owner. He is the

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That's sheath.com, and I will seeE-A-T-H dot com, and use code Mathan, M-A-T-A-N to get 20% off your order. That's sheath.com, S-H-E-A-T-H dot com, and use code Mathan, M-A-T-A-N to get 20% off your order. Thanks to Sheath for sponsoring today's episode. What's the ratio of men to women that you sleep with? That's a trick question. I like that one. It's not a trick question. I guess you can answer that after him however you want to do it. It seems like he talks more than you. It seems that way. It is that way, yes. The ratio is 535 women, zero men. What did you say? That was really quick. Roughly 535 women, zero men. Why roughly 530? I men What did you say that was really quick?

Roughly 535 women zero men why roughly 500. I mean, maybe if you said roughly 500 I would think you're lying, but I'd be like there's a small chance that's believable. Okay. Well, maybe I'm lying Well, I mean I'll be I It's possible. But why why do you get to roughly? 535 cuz I don't know that doesn't seem like a wrong. I know it's like five something. I think to roughly 535? Because I don't know what that is. That doesn't seem like a rough number. I know it's like five something. I think it's 535. Five, okay. So it's just, you think it's between five, like it could be 550 or 540? Somewhere in that range.

And why don't you want to get married or nothing like that? Uh, not, just waitin'. Like, you know. And so you don't sleep with men? You leave that to him? That's what he does, yeah. That's what you do, you sleep with men? He didn't find that funny. he's being and so you keep

insulting your best friend here you're looking at him he's insulting you I don't know who you're talking about you frame my run In my country, you just sleep with a guy, you're ex-spelt, Bonobati boy. I don't do that. Oh yeah. No, no, you're not. They're not too nice about that. Were you born there? Yeah, born there.

Yeah, but when did you move here? I'm 21. Oh, 21. Oh no. What the fuck? When would be an appropriate time to stop and frisk somebody for no reason? If they're black. If they're black? Yes. At the airport. At the airport? That was a better answer than you maybe he's sneaking some of your intelligence away. Maybe. Would it be immoral to catch predators online attempting to meet up with minors and then letting them go for a clean 500

Nah you gotta you gotta you gotta capture them and not take any money who then who benefits society the kids But where are you gonna capture them to? Put them in jail. Yeah, but then you have to do the whole process of the legal fees I'd rather just get paid man that's scummy bro very much

that's scummy bro you wouldn't do something like that? of course not of course? not there was a delay there was that if Freudian sleep right there? it was on purpose

no it wasn't it was on purpose but on accident. At the same time. Yeah but that's not how that works, let's move on. Coconut smaller first look. They're like hitting your head, I think you're just seeing stuff but sure. We didn't drop, the one dropped on your head? Apparently.

I'm asking you, that's not what you said in that clip this is a you said you were picking coconuts in Barbados yeah you were not trolling I was about to say that I thought I could get to saying you weren't rolling before you could say you were that you were not but it's okay. Are you guys secretly in love with each other? Only on Wednesdays only on Wednesday, so what what about you? What do you think about what he just said? He doesn't like your answers today. He's fucking pissed off Probably a combination of that and then him who's freaking him out, but I think it's funny I like I'm a fan of the Breaking Bad so I could see the reference here Yes Okay, what about you are he said you guys make love to each other on Wednesdays

That's what he said. They said you guys make love to each other on Wednesdays that's what he said they said we're in love yeah well not the same as you see you try to switch it I mean that's really the hard implication there I mean if you're in love with somebody and you're seeing them every week so both you guys love making money and love sleeping together how do you get to that conclusion he said let's add that he didn't say let's let's remove that and add it He just said let's add it By the way, he doesn't have a mic so in case you didn't hear him He said he loves making money with my ring and then sleeping with him on Wednesday night

the mic can't pick up on you because you're on you because you're I don't know I for whatever reason this one is for you why did you get fired from the federal government didn't get fired I resigned why did you resign they basically told me pick one social media or in your podcast or the job why would they say that they wouldn't let me have both when you have a government clearance they don't like you being on the internet. Do you, besides your podcast, do you make a lot of money from your podcast? We do okay. You guys get most of that from YouTube?

No, actually we focus more on rumbling. You demonetized? Yeah, we focus more on rumbling locals. I don't know what locals is, but I'm familiar with Rumble. I mean, how is that? Do they have any advertisers? I mean, I know they have those guys who are like selling fake soap that they say is going to cure you. Yeah, they have advertisers. They do. Yeah.

They have a lot. What's the CPM there? Shit, I don't even know It depends Yeah it depends How, if you get a thousand views how much would they pay you on average? You got a deal or not, depends on your deal Yeah

Oh so they have to be paying you like how kick does with the streamers? No they don't, they just pay off ads But they're paying you guys, you have a deal? Or you guys are just posting there? Possibly. Possibly. Why are you looking at him? For an answer. He's ringing a bell bro. Oh no, you guys have a deal?

Something like that, you could say. What do you mean something like that? Yes or no? You want both benefits. You want to say you have a deal because it looks good, but you want to say you don't have a deal because you don't have a deal. You can interpret it however you want to say you have a deal because it looks good but you want to say you don't have a deal because you don't have a deal you can interpret it however you want well I'm asking you I'm giving I'm not claiming it's either of those I'm asking which of those is between I don't well I am making him money but just from YouTube ad revenue I mean it's not a lot or anything but it's

not horrible but you guys I mean is it a lot of money or no we do all right coconut yes I didn't mean to like piss you off when I said that I was just referencing that one time you were not trolling you were not trolling no I'm not because this actually lets us like get into another the humor side we don't get to do this so this is actually fun for us you guys don't usually do business style serious podcasts like this one I think this is for you too I'm pretty sure correct me if I'm wrong you once said that some basketball player offered you any woman in his house Even if that wasn't well, let me finish it even if that wasn't a lie. What's impressive about sleeping with a random hooker?

First of all, they were not hookers secondly, well if he's offering to sleep it wasn't any woman. Okay, it's not a hooker It's just an actual what happened was a was I told a story about a true event that happened. No, people thought I was lying. And it's funny. He came onto my show and explained it in detail. What happened? And I wasn't lying. Was the basketball player.

Yes. Secondly, who was he? Go watch our podcast. Especially fit. Well, make them interested. Who tell me who was it was a player for Chicago Bulls and Michael Jordan who was it we'll tell them so they know what to look up what are they gonna look up fit NBA story yeah but then they're gonna just don't get the most critical

video what's the name of the look them up but what Apple was youtubers were jealous because they said no only the way this possible fresh you're lying I'm like why I like with this on camera to be roasted and exposed Wappen was I brought him on after his contract was finished he was overseas and he spoke about Wappen at the party and it wasn't every girl he just said listen bro the house is yours what do you want to do if you want we'll do your shit. So you think that they thought that story was fake because they were jealous? Yeah, of course. Are you insane? A little bit.

Yes. Did you end up picking a girl from there? Let's just say I had a lot of fun. Were you dreaming? No, I was dreaming. Can you promise on that? Or are you too far down the hole in this story? I'll miss the God, bro. I'm nothing to lie about.

Yeah, but still, I mean, mean I guess even assuming the story is real as I said I guess maybe it's not really a hooker but it's certainly not like a valuable woman you know what I mean? What do you think? Can you weigh in on this? I wasn't there. Yeah but weigh in on the situation. I believe it. I'm not asking if you believe it. I mean I'm asking what would be impressive about sleeping with that type of person Well, all the girls are hoes in Miami. So You know this you're in hollywood. I don't I'm I well not you but I mean like maybe he knows I I mean I know Your your guys, uh, your like thing is to help people talk to women better and stuff like that

but I don't talk to them at all. I kind of just keep it clear and only focus on business. Yeah, you do us only fans, Carlos. Yeah, I don't like only fans but I also don't talk to girls. I mean I'm just, I've never been in a relationship, just business. Good, that's the way you want it. Do you agree with that? Yes, 100%. Yes, so anyways, weighing in on that story? I believe it man, fresh is always what girls and celebrities.

No I know but what do you think? You're asking if I think it's real? Absolutely not. Okay, why? Not because I'm jealous of it, I mean I don't even try to get with them in the first place because it would just be a waste of my time Because I'd rather be putting my time into productive stuff. It just sounds like a ridiculous story and even I have a question. Why would I go on camera willingly lie and instantly be like, oh yeah, this is true Okay, well you would I'm just gonna play a hypothesis game real quick. You would lie because it just seems

this game real quick you would lie because it just seems like not a super important thing to lie about but then when the most critical or whoever was said it was a lie then if you admit it was a lie then then you look ridiculous but if you continue to say it was true you can convince whoever is probably some in the middle or favoring you to believe it and you don't get a hundred percent of the loss so when I cover what happened and I repeat the story well you won't even tell me who the basketball players you're being stupid who is the player hold on I bring one to the podcast okay and they still don't believe it I don't know what to do at that point yeah but if you brought the player on to the

podcast how is that actual evidence did the story is true okay what player is gonna come on a show and lie is true okay who is the player and then I will do if you told me it was Michael Jordan I would believe you but it's just like Patrick Beverly who is the guy who is this I will I will think about linking it if you tell me who the player was. Just tell me who was the player. You tell me. You gotta go find out man. Maybe that's a lie too.

Who knows? What? Maybe it's a lie too. Did you interview him? Maybe it's a lie. No that part is real. I just, well anyways, I'll just, I'll take your word for it that it's true If you were to eventually have kids would you rather them go to school or play on the iPad all day

It's tough question man, why is that? Yeah, but you could put the control thing you could there's some application you can help block out certain websites why would you be concerned that your 8 year old is gonna watch porn well first of all there's also browsers you can use to bypass that yeah but this is I'm talking about like an 8 year old and VPNs dude they're smart bro I like it they're super smart

yeah but I mean they might I don't think most age-olds know what that even is I mean That's something that you've like dealt with it's Have you considered doing fresh and fit in Russia where instead of roasting women you fight them in a cage We thought about doing it in Poland Poland. Yeah Do you consider doing fresh and fit in Russia where instead of roasting women you fight them in a cage? We thought about doing it in Poland. Poland? Why Poland? Warsaw is pretty cool. Also, you know, Lil Yachty made a song. Yeah, I heard that but why would that?

You guys film in Miami? Is that for tax reasons or why is that? How old are you guys? 17. What do you know about tax reasons? I don't, I'm not really a big fan of paying them and stuff. But I turn in a report. I just, actually I haven't yet. Anyway, I don't want to talk about it.

Yeah, don't talk about it. I, I, uh. Anyway, Poland's nice. You should go there. Yeah, but why do you, why why Miami why is that where you picked you guys were you were born in Miami no where were you born New York City oh New York yeah why did you move to Miami well nice weather hot girls good tax benefits no state-of-com tax good place to be so so taxes is part of a part of it was part of it yeah what type of

benefits do you think the government will have with an epic gamer like Elon in charge he's super cool the coolest guy you said epic gamer yes well apparently he's not as good as that he says what do you mean I was gonna go like put some videos and bunch of gamers saying that he's not as good as that. He says what do you mean? Osmond go like put some videos and bunch of gamers saying that he's not as good as he says he is You're saying he's lying about being good at the games like he lied about sleeping with the basketball players girlfriends Well, there's a potential that he might not being honest about how good he is with the gaming What what story to you is more believable? Definitely the NBA one is more believable. Do you believe he long is as good as the games as he says he is or do you think he's lying?

STOP MAKING NOISE! I don't think so. Oh you think he's lying? Yeah I don't think he's as good as he says he is. Why do you think he does this? Because to be a good gamer like the level he was saying, like you gotta play all day, you gotta be really good and you gotta be competing at a high level. I used to play games at a semi-professional level so I kinda get into it.

Which games did you play? It was way before your time, Halo 2. Halo 2? Do you still play video games or no? I played Overwatch at a high level too, but I kinda stopped. Did you get paid for it or you were just high in the ranks? High in the ranks. What was your level there?

On Overwatch 1 I reached Grandmaster. Grandmaster? The top 500. And then on Overwatch 2 I hit Master. So you still play them because that came out like two and a half years ago. Overwatch 2 or Overwatch 1? Overwatch 2 is a pretty recent game. Yeah, I stopped playing it a few months ago.

And you haven't substituted that with the new game? I thought about Marvel Rivals but like, I don't know. What about you? Do you play any video games? League of Legends. League of Legends? That's what you play? Mm-hmm.

Okay. Yo, this nigga needs some solution, bro. What do you mean? He's drug- Actually, fuck bro, he's white. My manager via flooring no I think right here your friend bro this is the nigga right here bro I don't know who you play games down there you put this into you please that is rare that is very rare hey what are the tile man niggas in the back get some lotion for this guy bro? Hey, man Yo, can we get this guy camera behind that like has a this getup is hilarious

You're yet a Taliban ask on your your security guard guy here. No, no, no The Mohammed guy that's here. I only see one guy behind the camera The Muhammad guy that's here. I only see one guy behind the camera What do you think should be the punishment or award for the first person to get banned on rumble Yeah, it's really impossible I don't yeah, but that's that's the question. That's the whole cell of the website. So when it happens Should they be like executed or should they be given some money prize or how does it? How do we do it? The award is being reinstated

Yeah, but that's not really a reward it's kind of that's the punishment so what should be the reward Getting reinstated I would say I know we went over for a trophy where you were so bad you got banned off rumble in so well is that just I mean? Let's move on What happened how many did you write Questions yeah, I have a lot here. I mean we're mostly done with it because I have to get ready for long neck coming in soon yes long neck I'm shooting with him after you guys probably like 10-15 minutes long neck yeah you guys have never met him no he's on Instagram he's doing those videos where he's hanging off the not you know

the videos where those guys go on tall buildings in like New York or Dubai and they jump they do parkour He fell that's why he looks the way he does so now people just found a hold of him and took his phone So they're in control of his Instagram and they're swinging him side to side across the buildings This is in my space, I'm much it cost to build all this stuff? This is in my space. I'm just using this while it's- I mean, like squatting here,

but the actual equipment itself maybe like 10 plus 10 plus 10 is like 80. What's his name? Vyre Floring, my manager. No, the guy right here. Your friend Myron? Alright, let's move on. I think you're seeing someone. The coconut must have made some serious damage.

What sort of advice would you give to someone who has been watching your content for years, but has gained thousands of pounds and lost money they didn't have? I'd put them in a concentration camp. Why? How could that help them? So they could lose weight and concentrate and not being a fat piece of shit. Oh so more like a concentrate camp. No no no like yeah yes. But like not killing them or anything or are you killing them? I mean no no we're killing the fat. So what would you do in the concentration camp? I mean that sounds

easier said than done. It's like what would you do with the fat person? Oh I put them in easier said than done. It's like, what would you do with a fat person? You'd say, oh, I put them in a fat camp and lose the weight. Yeah, yeah, so we would force them to exercise, force them to eat correctly. What if they don't eat correctly? What if they sneak a bag of Cheez-Its or a coconut? There's punishment for that. What type of punishment?

Gulag. The gulag? Is this what you're recommending? Yes. Okay, let's let's say legally, like legal stuff that we could do, like current America. Well okay, so if I was the president? No, if a fan came up to you, and he was as big as this room, yep, I mean he has a normal size head, I'm just trying to homage it, you know, just he's as big as his room, he's a big round ball of fat. Yes

Well, what would how would you help him? Well, you're in the position you are now. You're not the president I'm not the president. No, you're you are right now. Okay, so he comes up to me. He's fat. Yes He's me. He's been watching the content. Yeah, I mean he's your biggest fan. He's been watching for years Yes, I would I would take him under my wing and I train him to not be a fat piece of shit But how would you again? That's just like I would send him to not be a fat piece of shit but how would you again that's just like I would send him to a fat camp and lose the weight how would you do that okay so we're number one we control his calories what if he starts eating I'd watch everything eats you would spend 24-7 with this guy I'd probably have to put him in a cage or

something so that I could feed him myself okay so I'll assume that he signs off and he allows it yes what if he starts eating his arms? Well, then I have to stop that. How can you do it? He's doing the while you're sleeping Mmm, I'd have to hire someone to watch him at night But he's not paying for this as I said he let's just get on to the next issue He's having because I feel like we're going in circles here. Okay. He also lost money. He didn't have how would you help him with that? We would help him make money. How would you do that you guys tell a course no? Oh, that's good Right. Yeah, we'd figure out what a skill set is and then leverage that to make some money

I mean he has no skill setting is like breathing heavy. He's a round ball of shit Hmm. Yeah, then we would have to get him to lose the way first To Can shame on you Yeah, then we would have to get him to lose the way first. You fucking five piece of crap. Pooh! Fucking shame on you. What the fuck? Sit down. Sit down.

You're coming on the podcast and eating. Eating and eating. What the fuck is going on over here, bro? This is interesting dynamic between you and your manager. Yeah he's see but you see what he does he comes in here eating and gaining weight. Oh. I mean he's not new. See, but you see what he does? He comes in here eating and gaining weight! Pooh! What do you mean, it's nice? I mean, he's not mute, he just does whatever he wants. I mean, I guess excited there. What happened?

I just got excited. You hit the table so I said I want to hit it too. Oh, you guys put a hole in it. Let me replace the table. Okay. What the fuck? Is that a brick? That's not what you are.

There's definitely a hole in it. We hit a little too hard. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow.

This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. This thing will blow. Yo what's up with this nigga though bro? Spray him nigga. Yeah spray him bro. Yo nigga I want cookies. Yo!

Hahaha. Hahaha. Fucking fat piece of shit! Hahaha. Okay please go back to your seats. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha. I'm gonna mess up the studio space where's our water guns give us our water guns so we can fuck in this could be fair no no no now you're bringing things to me. Okay, please sit down, uh, coconut. I'm done spraying you, but... But now I have a wet picture, so're going to start getting some honest answers can you stand over there that's the mic holder can you take your hoodie off because now we're going to play a game where you got please take your hoodie off we're going're gonna play a game where you got please take your hoodie off we're gonna play a game now where

you guys have to be honest or there's a punishment so we're gonna go over some of the questions from earlier I'm gonna hope to get a better answer why were you fired from the federal government I told you that already can we try again he's able to take it like a man you guys have to have some for ability and how I can smell it. I'm right next to you, but Okay, I won't spray you unless you get an answer on so take the hoodie down And because I want you're talking to the mic also, okay What would be so impressive about sleeping with that prostitute? Even if that story was real is the story real? Well, the story is the fun part was the story real? the activity is the prosti-

okay you said a hooker right? was the story real? it's not accurate was the story real? cause it's not a hooker if you don't answer the question the punishment is coming try again please why are you peeing your pants well it seems like I'm not gonna get any one more one more wait wait let me stand here wait wait wait look into the mic look into the mic yeah yeah yeah

stop enough ok ok no more no more I shot it in the air sit down I'm not done with the internet no more no, no more. No more with the spraying. No more with the spraying. Sit down please.

Right there. One more question, okay? Vlog Nick is here, we have to end the interview. Vlog Nick is here. Was it? What's the question? Was the story with the coconut a troll? No Oh shit! Oh shit! Don't play bro! There you go! Stop lying man! Stop lying!

What a great interview! What a great interview! Oh shit! Shots are going all in in the back, man. That's it. We have a lot of them coming in. So thanks for coming on. Yeah, no worries.

Appreciate it, bro. This is an awkward interview, bro. It was fun. Mine is the spraying part. I like the Breaking Bad reference though. That was a very, very good touch. But I can see how someone would be awkward about it like oh shit what the fuck's going on here if they've never seen the show before so yeah