The Matan Show - George Santos Returns From Jail To Confront Matan

Episode Date: February 8, 2026

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I feel like you've already been on the show, so in case anybody doesn't know you, reintroduce yourself and hold that one. Do you want me to reintroduce myself? I feel like it's your highest feud show. People know who I am. No, it's not even close. No, I thought it was.

No, maybe like number 17 or something. Okay, that's pretty high. That's pretty good. That's in like the top 20%. I get stopped a lot by freaking people on the streets telling me about how much they loved me on your show last time. Yeah, I did well. And to be honest, I don't really do repeat guess. The only reason that I was kind of willing to make an exception here and I wanted you to come back is because I don't think you're a changed person at all, but you went to jail and you got pardoned.

So I feel like it's a little bit different. I didn't get part and I got commuted. Well, yeah, I guess you still have the charges on you, right? Yeah. So I could say 100% reliably. not allegedly that you are guilty of all of those crimes. No, you can say I'm a felon. But you're also guilty of the crimes.

You can say whatever you want. Oh, you're saying that you were found guilty, but you didn't do it. Like I said, you can say whatever you want. Okay, well, anyways, just in case anybody doesn't know you, please reintroduce yourself. I am George Santos, former congressman and current agent provocateur. Oh, lovely. Ooh, that was strange. Ignore Mike.

Mike. Huh? Ignore Mike, Mike. Mike is here? Where's Mike Mike? Forget it. Where's Mike Mike? Are you trying to grab his crotch?

No, I'm just like... Yeah, but you have your hand in a really... No, I mean, if his crotch is down there, that's kind of weird, right? He needs to seek medical attention for that. He's a midget. Oh, okay, whatever. A midgeting needs to seek medical attention? With Amex Platinum, almost every purchase made with your card can be covered with points,

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It's a really good one. Yeah. Who, who helped you write at? Rich Ostoff? All myself. Is that the, uh, the veteran? That's the name of him, right? Um, the, um, the,

one who made the allegations. Yeah. You think he helped me write that? I don't know. I'm asking. He loves, he loves like going on TV and talking. So you're just saying it's not true.

You're just accusing him of what? Trying to cloud chase off of you? I'm not accusing him of anything. You're saying he's a liar. That did not happen, yeah. So then you're accusing him of being a liar. That's how that would work. Those things are mutually exclusive.

I've made that clear. Now, let's say you did it because it's almost guaranteed that you did. What would you... How is it guaranteed? Why are you using absolute length? I'm using absolute language because I can just tell with you by your behavior and by other things you've done. I would be shocked if you didn't do anything.

If somebody said George Santos punched me in the head and then did horrible things to me while I was unconscious, I would believe them. Much like you suggested that's how you take girls on dates. You knocked them out on conscience. I've never taken a girl on a date. I was just giving an idea on your show. Oh, you suggested punch a girl in the jaw, knock her out and then drag her around town in a trolley. Yeah, but you can't do anything to somebody's body around town. that would be illegal.

No, I don't know. You cannot walk around naked. Punching somebody on the john is all illegal, but okay. Go ahead. Well, so is stealing $3,000, but you've clearly got away with it. Oh, I clearly didn't do it. What would you use the money on, though, really? Let's say you had $3,000 from that situation.

Here's a deal. First of all, I didn't do it. Second of all. But if you did, why would you use the money on? Had I done it, Jesus, there's a lot going on back there. There's such a random question. No, it is. And it's extremely specific, actually.

Yeah, it's very. specific like what would you do with allegedly stolen money like what i will say that stories you know what i would do you are a man of true character i have a great i have a great use for it what taking you for a botox session because of both talks yeah for you yes i would take you on a botox you know what i would do with the money oh boy here we go again what happened no nothing i would try to uh get that man some therapy he probably has post-traumatic stress disorder from being a Navy veteran?

He also allegedly had substance abuse issues at the time. And also some level, and again, this was reportedly by friends of his, that he had substance abuse issues. And some level of psychosis, I don't know. I feel bad for him. Yeah, you sound terribly sorry for him. I do. I actually feel bad for him.

Yeah, but go ahead. I can tell you have a lot of empathy for this man. I have a lot of empathy for you. But not for this man? No, not really. Okay. Even though he's a disabled veteran and you killed his dog. Thanks for your service.

You killed his dog. You stabbed the dog in the neck. You didn't metaphorically kill. You literally killed it. I hung it. Yeah. I'm actually alleging that you physically killed this dog. There you go.

Go ahead. Can we bring him in, please? We have him here. Okay, great. No, I'm just kidding. That would be pretty cool, though, had I had him here. That would have been cool. I would have actually looked forward to that.

That would have been awesome. I should have done that. I should have seen if I could have. Yeah, you should have. I have his number. Do you want it? Oh, can we call him? No, I'm not calling him.

Can I have his number? After we finish his number? Can I have his number now? After we finish show. Why not now? Because we're not calling him during the show. I will call him right now. You have my word for it.

I'll give it to you later. Did you purposely drop the soap every time you took a shower in gel? I used body wash. Did you purposely drop the bottle or whatever it is? No, I use body wash. Really? I have a hard time believing that. I know, I use dove body wash.

When you took a shower, would you like, drop whatever it is? You go, hey guys, over here. So, stall, curtain, individual stalls, not communal shower. Yeah, but you asked not only for a communal shower, and then once they told you you couldn't do it, you opened the curtain. Not true. And what, you would do it during like lunchtime when everybody was inside?

What do you? Do what? Try to get yourself rift, I guess. Oh, yeah, lovely. You, you just, what's going on back there? Don't mess with my set. Okay. Is that not true? That didn't happen?

No, that did not happen. And why did they feed you in jail? Food was really bad. Bad food? Yeah. Everyone needs help with something. If investing is your something, we get it. Cooperators' financial representatives are here to help.

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You should feel sorry for people. Do you think a prisoner should eat expired food? Yes. Okay. I think they should die. Oh, okay. Again, we don't have to pay money. Okay.

How's how much the fucking prison system costs? Oh, I know. Billions, yeah. Do you think you'll ever be able to improve your image from a lying piece of shit to a lying piece of crap? Not if I keep hanging out with you. Really? No.

So what can you do? Because shit is a worse word than crap. I don't know. You don't have that many options. I make better choices. You've made some bad choices in the past. I have, yeah. What's the worst choice you've made?

Coming on your podcast the second time. That's the worst one? Yes. I think last time I asked you, what was the worst choice you made and you said coming on my podcast. And now the worst, the second worst one was coming here. So you're really clearly not learning. learning from your mistakes.

Yeah, no. Now that your career in politics is certainly over, what's next for you? Selling insurance to the elderly people? No, no, no, no. I'm probably going to copy your model and do, like, a course and teach finance. Finance ethics, though. Why do you think I teach a financial course? I don't know.

What gave you that idea? Oh, you said you did. Do you think that that was a serious thing that I teach a financial course? Oh, no. I will say. I answered to you is going to be serious? Are you a serious person? That would be a great thing for you to do.

Would you think you're a serious person? I'm extremely serious. Have I come off like I'm not serious? You come off very clownish. Okay, well, what would you teach if you had to do a financial course? What sort of lessons would you be giving? Financial ethics. Don't steal, don't cheat, don't lie.

You know. You have, I mean, you're not the one to teach that. Of course I am. I'm the one who went to prison for it. Yeah, exactly. That's the point. What better person to teach you how to stay out of prison? Somebody who ended up in prison.

No, that's the worst person because they're giving you advice that they either didn't act upon or the advice is so bad and landed them in prison. No, no, no. You teach from your... Why wouldn't you rather get advice on how to avoid prison from a guy who hasn't been to prison? Because a guy who hasn't been to prison has no reason to have that conversation, I guess. Of course they would. They say, yeah, I haven't been to prison because I haven't committed any crimes.

Okay. That's fair. That's fair. But I do think somebody who has been to prison has done. the yin-yang to show you. You have good prison shower advice, but that's because you have experience with it. I don't know that I have any shower advice in prison, but okay. Is it hard for you to walk for long periods of time because of your massive size?

No, actually, I'm quite physically active. There's no way. I am. For reference, I just finished filming his podcast about 40 minutes ago. I walked here. It was like 15 minutes. I said, I'm going to walk and you couldn't believe it. No, I didn't say I couldn't believe it.

I just didn't know where you were, so I didn't know the distance. You know the distance. You've came to the studio before. You've came to this exact building? No, no, I know. And you live in New York. I mean, you kind of remember. You had the address.

You could have just looked at it. I didn't have the address. So how did you get here? My team had the address. I didn't have the address. You seem like a very capable person. I'm very capable, but also. You just got in a car with an address that you didn't know and then just arrived there?

Yes. That doesn't seem very responsible. Maybe that's why I went to prison No, that's how like little kids Get kidnapped and not little And I'm not getting kidnapped. You're huge. Yes, I'm huge I'm fat. Yeah. Oh, oh You were kind of chubby too when you were younger.

Yeah, but I'm not younger anymore. You had chickmunk cheeks. Yeah, but now I'm older and I'm not. I guess. Are people on the street usually repulsed by you based on your looks or your character? I don't know. I'm not people on the streets. You don't go on the street? No, I don't.

Why not? Because I choose not to. I'm a private person as much as I can. You don't walk anywhere, you don't get food in a store, you never go to dinner? I have people who do that for me. That's very cool. You're a boss. What do you want me to do with your fist?

I was offering you like a cool fist bump for owning those poor losers who have to walk around New York and go get dinner, I guess. I guess, yeah. He didn't it kind of lonely, though? No, I'm actually not ever. actually never alone. But you told me on your show that you get stopped on the street all of the time for this interview. You just said that what? Like five minutes ago actually. But not in the streets like you're saying like walking around like if I'm in a store shopping. I literally just said going to the store. Okay. Yes. I go to store shopping. Like if I'm going to go shop. And you

can stop because you're famous. I don't get to stop because I'm famous. People recognize who I am. And are they repulsed by? I actually. Are they repulsed by? I actually. Are they repulsed based on your looks or your character? Like I said, I've never had anybody tell me they were repulsed by me. People don't usually go up to people They're repulsed by and go Oh, I'm repulsed by you Okay, so it's more just like if have you ever Very often I actually imagine you see somebody in public looking at you going like

No Oh No What was the last time something like that happened to you It's never happened Monday? I mean whatever If you're ashamed about it that's fine

I'm just inquired Have you met me? Do I look like I'm ashamed? You are completely shameless, but you still deny all of your sticks. There you go. You got it. Good boy. No, that's weird.

That's weird and gay. No, whatever. Oh, you got it. Good boy. I love it when you get things right. I should have bought you like a Scooby snack. Fuck. I won't need anything that you give me.

Oh, it's come out of, it comes out of a box. It's made by the disc. They're exactly who they're warned kids not to take candy from. Sorry. And you're a little boring, so I'm sorry. I bored you. Kind of putting me to sleep, but go ahead. Seriously, why the hell did Trump pardon you from jail?

Is that a serious question? I'm not pardoned. I'm commuted. You keep saying the wrong thing. Ask him. I'll rephrase it. Seriously, why did Trump commute you from jail? I don't know.

Ask President Trump. You haven't spoke to him about it? Oh, I speak with the president. Yeah, and what was his reasoning? I mean, you ask him. There's a statement online. You can go on truth social. Have you ever heard of Trump derangement syndrome?

Yeah, you seem to have it. I have Trump direct. I love Trump. Oh, it doesn't seem like it. No, I love him, but I think in this case, it was Trump's deranged syndrome. Is that maybe possible he was deranged for a little bit? I don't know. Seems like a real.

Well, I'm asking you. You're saying you talk to him, Martin. Seems like a real. I didn't say often. I said I speak to the president. I didn't say often. What was the last time you spoke? Why would I have to answer that?

You don't have to, it's just a question on an interview, right? Recently. What happened? Did you offer him like a sacked little favor? You said, if you release me, I'll owe you a scept favor. Is that what happened? You're quiet about it. Are you under some NDA?

No, I'm just trying to think, like, you know what's going on in my brain right now? You're talking and you're going, nap, nap, nap, yap, yap. You're thinking, and my brain. Can I steal his camera? Can I steal that? Can I steal it? If I steal it, am I liable? Like my brain is like glorious step on like right now.

And they're like, come everybody, baby, do that conga. No, you can control yourself any longer. Like I'm having this hard. That's what's going through your brain? Yeah, because it's just random Brazilian. That's Cuban, but sure. Cuban music. Everybody do the conga.

Shake your body through the beat. Yeah, it's so good. Jesus Christ. I mean, it's not like you're saying anything interesting to me. So I mean, I'm just, I, I, I'm playing Gloria Stefan in my head. I'm sorry. I actually asked you a pretty tame question. I said,

You think it's tame to ask me if the president of the United States bartered with me on sacked favors? No, I was referencing. You think that's fucking tame? You think that's a fucking normal question you ask a human being? Yes, actually.

In your case, absolutely. You're fucking insane. Go ahead. You don't think that would, it's an appropriate question based off you? You're not appropriate. You are? No, I said you're not appropriate.

I know what I'm saying. It's like, we kind of understand the situation here. Jesus, what situation? Hey guys, start with interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by factor. Now, I know for a lot of people, you're trying to eat better and lose some weight, but you don't have any of the time or energy to do that. Local news is in decline across Canada, and this is bad news for all of us. With less local news, noise, rumors, and misinformation fill the void, and it gets harder to separate truth from fiction. That's why CBC News is putting more journalists in more places across Canada, reporting on the ground from where,

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More. Retard lying fat gay moron. Yeah, so you go to the store and you see like the clerk, you go, hi, I'm Amy. You go, hey, I'm a retarded lying fat gay moron. Yeah, there you go. Okay, I'll run with that. I'll see how it works. I'll get back to you.

I'll circle back with you. Yes, you're going to try and let me know. What's how many uses are you going to do it? Usually in polls, they'll do like 100 or 1,000 or 100,000 and we'll do 100 tries. 100? I'll get back to you on it. Yeah. I'll circle back.

Now, I actually wasn't asking because it was going to help you. I thought that that would just be how it needs. to be. Oh, okay. Otherwise, it's sort of dishonest. I feel like your name's probably not even George Santos. It's probably like some name I cannot even pronounce. Like, give me an idea what you think the name is.

I have no idea. It's from Brazilian slang that I couldn't even begin to start thinking about. Oh, come on. You're Persian. You can figure it out. Where do you get this idea that I'm Persian? It's okay. Because I'm from Los Angeles.

Is there a lot of Persians there? I didn't say that. I'm just saying. What is your advice to fellow lying scumbags to avoid getting caught? I'm sorry, what was the question? You're going on your phone in the middle of an interview? No, I just said it was important. I'm sorry. You didn't even check anything.

You were just scrolling on your home screen. No, I wasn't. Unfortunately, the cameras can't. I got a notification. I saw it and I closed it. And then you asked me, I'm sorry. You're like thinking about pressing the Tesla app. Yeah.

You didn't hear my question? No. Okay, let me let me go back. Please. What is your advice to fellow lying scumbags to avoid getting caught? Next question. Why is that? I just don't like that question.

Why? I don't know. Next question. I'll give you a jolly rancher if you answer it. We'll give you a little candy. You can shove your jolly rancher up your ass. I'm sure you would like to do that to yourself. No, no.

I recommend it you do it up yours. Is that from personal experience? Oh, no, no, no, no. Just desire to tell you to do something. You have the desire to shove a piece of candy in your ass? desire to tell you to go do it. Just go ahead. Next question.

Is that like an uncomfortable thing to do that? No, it's not uncomfortable. I just feel like answering your question. Yeah, you like it. It's not uncomfortable at all. Oh, you're so fucking boring. Your material really hasn't improved since the last time I've been here. You didn't like it last time or this time?

I think it's just so recycled. You said you weren't going to see me in another seven years. That didn't work out. That's not what I said, by the way. I said, actually, actually, actually, actually, actually, you said, well, let's see what happens in seven years when you come out of prison. Those are your words. Hey, well, listen, I will admit I was, I will say this.

Unfortunately deceived by the greatest president of the U.S. has ever had. And I told you. I thought he was going to not, I thought he was going to execute you. That's why I voted for him. I told you. And he did the opposite. He let you out of jail. I told you.

Well, you still went to jail. So I was right about that. Okay, sure. Am I wrong? Oh. But in fairness. Seven years really didn't look like. seven years.

If I'm being in good faith... You know what it is, Matan? I didn't get what I wanted. You know what it is, Matan. What? You're arrogant. And your arrogance leads you to say things that then you got to... Eventually, you're going to start backtracking a lot of it.

Like, you know, today you decided to do black foot for the... No. For the petty. No. Decided to literally paint your foot black. Like, no. It was a disease. No, you showed up with black, found, like, with dark brown foundation all over your foot to get a

pedicure. because you wanted to make the poor woman's job harder to have to clean your foot, to be a racist bigot. You think I'm a racist bigot? Why? By the way, it's impossible for me to have been racist to black people at that time because I was part black. It's like saying that you're racist against Brazilians.

You may represent them very poorly, but the case is that you cannot be racist against them. Okay. Unless you think you could be racist against your own race. Is that what you believe? Your microphone's kind of falling. apart. You need a better studio. Well, it's been like that for many years.

So the fact that it's still holding up is extremely lucky. This thing always comes out. Minor investments and you expect big returns. That's why you're all over the place asking people for help on how to expand your brand. I get it now. Who have I asked you to help expand my brand? No, no, you didn't ask me. You're asking for other people out there, but that's not my business.

I see why. I wonder what you're even potentially meaning when you say that. It's probably just a meaningly bunch of words, but what do you mean? Nothing. I'm asking people to help expand my brand. Yeah. It's like a weird Hollywood talk that they would send over email. Yeah.

Your sneakers are really dirty. Holy shit. Can you rap faster than Eminem? No. No. Why not? Because I can't. How do you know?

Have you ever tried? Yeah, no, I haven't. I can't. Can you rap? No. Why not? I'm just not interested in it, but you were saying, singing earlier like maybe a minute ago so I thought maybe that would be in your skill set

no no it's not in my skill set I can't rap why don't you train so you can beat him it's fake news I don't want to beat Eminem in anything if you like a life's already beating him and him at this point he's not doing well I haven't really kept up with him me neither I could care less about him so why do you say such an insult at him if you don't care oh because he was just added to the Epstein list too oh he was on the Epstein list oopsie yeah well we Discuss this briefly on your show, but you said you have an issue with anybody on that list. Obviously, besides Trump, I guess, and then you said he wasn't and it was a lie. Oh, my God.

It doesn't even make any sense. This is definitely coming off. It's falling apart. Yeah. You can keep the little stick if you want. You can remove that and then have it. No, no, no, I'm okay. I'm good.

Thank you. Why? I'm not in. I'm offering you actually a gift. No, no, no. Thank you. All right. Get back to your little yellow notepad thing.

Why? I was, well, I was actually trying to be cool here with you. Come on a ton. Why are you wasting? It's valuable time with this. You're saying your time is valuable? No, your opportunity to have me here. It's a valuable time.

Am I running out of time? Kind of, yeah. You have somewhere to be? That watch is fake. You don't act like you're looking at a time. Not fake. You probably don't even know how to read it. It's not fake.

You know how to read that watch? What time does it say? Please, Matan. What time does it say? Can you read that watch? Can you read that watch? If you know to read that watch, tell me what time it says. Maton, keep going.

What time does it say in that watch? Keep going. It's a fake watch, right? So why I'm going to look at the fake watch? Even outside of it being fake, I don't think you're able to read it. What time is it? Go on my time. I need another time.

Can you help me out? The time is literally 1230 on the dot. Can you tell me what time it says on that watch? The scorebed app here with trusted stats and real-time sports news. Yeah, hey, who should I take in the Boston game? Well, statistically speaking. Nah, no more statistically speaking. I want hot takes.

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You're fucking You thought he said 1230 You're delusional He says 434 You're Every single fucking camera Make sure I'm at Every single angle.

There you go. Fuck you, Matan. Okay. It says 435 now. I would like to... It's 1230. I'm going to show that to the camera. 435.

This guy can't read a watch. 1230 for the camera because he changes time zone. He's very clever. I changed my time zone? Ha, ha, ma'an. You can't read a watch. You're so clever. Look at you.

That's embarrassing at your age. It's embarrassing that this is an extent. you go to for content. What have I got? I mean, I can understand. You're 18. You've said the most outlandish shit. Like when I sit down and I think about perspectives for work for you, they don't exist.

I mean, do you go to college? I feel like you have a much worse. Do you go to Baruch? Yeah, I go to Baruch. No, no, I didn't go to Baruch either. That's where I'm going. Well, okay, good. So you're staying here in the city permanently?

No, it's online. Baruch doesn't offer online. Okay. So my point is, you don't, you don't. I'm not lying about it. Yeah, that's okay. I, I've done that too. It doesn't work.

It'll eventually find out. Don't worry. Don't lie about going to Baruch. They'll find out really quick. I go to Baruch. I'm standing on it. I'm not lying about that. Why would I lie about that?

So let me ask you a question. What are your perspectives for life? Are you going to do this forever? I don't understand what you're asking me. Are you implying that it's going to be hard for me to get a job in like Trader Joe's? You have two earrings? Yes. And I'm supposed to be the homo?

Yeah, because you have sex with men. This. Stop. You have both your earrings, pierced. Yes. You have both of them pierced at little sparkly. stones there that I know or not diamonds those nice cubic zirconias from what clairs they're fake of course what is it like god oh he has is yours is that a fake diamond i should have bought you big hoops

no no i'm so done go ahead are you implying that it would be tough for me to get a job in like trader joes i don't really understand what you're saying oh no no no i was asking i didn't imply you're asking if i plan on getting a job at trader joes no i i said if i if you plan on having a career. You're 18. You don't count this as a career? I mean, last month I made over 300 bucks. That's great. There's a lot of kids my age and they're paying to go to school

when I'm on a full ride to Baruch and I'm making money. Good job. So can we do that? No. Why won't you give me a fist bomb for something so cool? I'm not into your fetishes. Go fist something else. A fetish?

Have you never hung around like Harlem? They go like that. Oh, okay. That's you to pound it and not in a gay way, like a way where you just... Oh boy, go pound and fist whoever you want, just not me. I think you just have a different perspective of what these words mean, because in your world they mean very bad things. Could be.

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Thank you to Price Picks for sponsoring today's episode. it's good to be right. Scientists say that humans evolved from monkeys. Is it possible you evolve from some sort of bore? That's actually fucking funny. I fucking love that. You're funny sometimes. No, stop.

No, I don't know. You guys have really questionable sense of fashion. Your co-host, Mike here's. Mike, you have some issue with him? Because you think he's an Arab? I didn't think that. Let me ask you. I imagine.

I'm interested actually. What's your take on Israel? What is that a Jewish star? You're blocking it. I can't see it whatever you're holding. I cannot see it. You're not holding it at me. Does that say a hibir? No, it is. What does that say? Israel height. It says what? That's even worse. So you're a big Israel guy. You can say that. So that's how you got out of jail. Oh my God. There goes a conspiracy theory. There he goes. I just solved the case. Everybody was wondering why the hell they would let you out. Because, you know, after you got let out, Trump put out a tweet and he calls you a deranged. What did he say? You were crazy?

You're like on the loose? No, he didn't. No. You didn't see that one? It was untruth social. George Santos was and is some kind of rogue, but there are many rogues in politics. Yeah, what do you think he means by rogue?

He's calling you like a crazy lunatic. I am a rogue. Yeah, I completely agree. So why would he let you out of jail? There you go. That's the answer. Okay. And you're claiming that I...

So let me ask you a question. What's your take on Israel? What's your take on Palestine? Good. What's your take on ice? On ice? Ice, yeah. What do you think about pretty and good?

What do you think about pretty good? What does that mean? Oh, come on, you know what that means. I actually don't get the reference. Yes, you do. I ask you about ice and I ask you about pretty and good, and I want to know what's your take. I'll give you my take on ice, but I don't know what pretty and good means. So what's your take on ice?

I think that we need to make a, like, a... many of the agents as possible. And then we need to start sending everybody out unless they can take a DNA test like me and they can reliably prove they're 100% European. Does that, does that agree? Are you agreeing with that? I don't even know what you just said, Matan, whatever. What do you mean you don't know what I said?

You asked for my opinion on ice. You just gave me a Joe Biden answer. Like you incoherently babbled words and none of it made sense. I'm sorry. Okay. You would have been better off saying, Trudeau to the Dementary or whatever, the Joe Biden's things.

You know, if you ain't black, if you don't vote for me, you ain't black, like, or, you know, poor kids or just as smart as black kids, like, whatever. And that's true by the way. I don't know, man.

You're just weird. I don't know, man. Come on. I actually agree with that quote. If you don't vote for me, you're not black. Okay. Is that not true?

Christ. I feel like only they would vote for him. You're so incoherent sometimes. You think you're intelligent, but you're not. Sometimes you are. Okay. Sometimes I'm intelligent.

Sometimes you have strokes of genius and jokes that are very funny and I enjoy them. Okay. But then like 70% of the time, you just incoherently babble with this thick accent that you made up. No, it's real. You think I made that up? It's as real as Mike here as your co-host. That doesn't say shit. He's not real?

Are you going crazy? Yeah. Some sort of schizophrenic? He's clearly right there. Oh, here. Say something for us, Mike. Yeah. The co-host that doesn't.

speak. You like, Kulaymi was going to talk to you. He's disgusted by you. Oh. Yeah, like on Israel too. Go ahead. You do cup two on Israel. No. So you actually walk around with a necklace on that says, what does it say? Well, hi Israel. I'm, hush Israel. Amish Israel? I give up with you. I have no idea what you're saying. I give up with you. I'm Israel. I give up with you. You give up with me? Yeah. Well, I don't get it. Why? What are the Amish going to do in Israel. Why does it matter where they're living? I can't.

I don't understand. It doesn't make any sense to me. Anyway, are we going to get somewhere with this? I was trying to talk to you about Israel. We were having a serious discussion. Okay. Let's talk business. I want to talk business with you because you're a businessman. Did you dress up as a drag queen in an attempt to trick men into having sex with you? No. No. So then why did you do it? It was carnival and I was 18 years old.

So you're saying when you were 18, you were some sort of clown? You can say that. Well, is that what it was? It was a carnival in Brazil. Oh, you were just dressing up? Yes. That's why there's only one fucking picture with one outfit. Right.

Because you don't seem like the type of guy to dress up as a drag queen frequently. You don't strike me as that sort. I don't, but that's fine. I did it again a year and a half ago for charity. Oh, yeah. And I raised money on cam. which you can book my... I'm leaping that out.

That's fine. And I did it to raise money for tunnels to towers, which I would assume you would like it as an organization. The What? Tunnels to Tower Foundation. Is that like to help Jewish people get tunnels all over New York? No, it's for Frank Stiller, whose brother died on 9-11,

and he helps veterans, disabled veterans. So there's no way you support this because you're big veterans. You like killing their dogs. Donated thousands of dollars to them. When McDonald's... partnered with Frank's Redhot, they said they could put that shit on everything. So that's exactly what McDonald's did.

They put it on your McChrispy. They put it in your hot honey McNuggets dip. They even put it in the creamy garlic sauce on your McMuffin. The McDonald's Frank's Red Hot menu. They put that shit on everything. Breakfast available until 11 a.m. At participating Canadian restaurants for a limited time. Frank's Red Hot is a registered trademark of the French's food company LLC.

Then I donated thousands of dollars to the international. fellowship of Jews and Christians who helped dislocated Jews in Israel from war-torn. And they put them out in the ocean? No, they helped feed them. And then they also were helping feed the Jews in Ukraine because of Russia's aggression against Ukraine. So because Russia is attacking Ukraine, this organization helps take Jewish people who are displaced from whether they're in Ukraine or wherever.

They put them on a boat that they say is going to take them to the holy land and then the boat sinks to the bottom of the ocean. Oh, you're so fucking awful. But yeah, go ahead. You just mocked the Holy Land. Well, yeah, I don't view it that way. It's the Holy Land. You're not Jewish anymore.

You know that's not an option, right? It's not an option if you're Jewish. You came out of a vagina that's Jewish, you're Jewish. Well, it's not an option if you're Jewish as a non-Jew. You're Jewish. I don't believe in all that crazy. You are Jewish. You are Jewish.

Accept it. It doesn't hurt. Why are your guys all wearing one? black t-shirts around their faces. I'm in the machine when the eyebrows is in what it goes to about. So again, back to the eyebrow thing. His eyebrows needed a little work and yours are on fleek, so you just take him to the lady who does yours because, you know, it's not good for the look of the brand, you know.

I understood about as much of that as you just understood from what I said. Standardize it. Yeah. Yeah. Is it eye to take advantage of someone when they're sleeping? Absolutely not. Explain that a little bit. Just, no.

It's weird. Says who? Is there some. some thing I can't argue with, some law given to me. Not like a law. It's morally wrong. Says who? Says you?

I don't agree. Says your conscience. Would you take advantage to somebody who's sleeping? No. Doesn't? It's wrong. Disgusting. I agree.

Okay. Good job. No. You won't even fist bump me? No. What if I said I like Israel? Would you fist bump me? I won't fist bump you if you said you were the Pope.

I'm just curious. I wanted to see if that was like the trigger for you. you have to have you on like some sort of payroll do they not realize that it's going to make them look bad to associate with you in a positive way are you accusing me of being on a payroll is that what you just said yeah are you willing to say that like with conviction in like a way where you could sue me just repeat what you just said i think it would be very very plausible that george santos is being funded by either apac or some other organization maybe not apac because i feel like they're probably at least smart enough and have enough people working there not to fund you, but maybe like a Steinpack, just a homegrown Jewish guy who doesn't realize that you're actually a crook.

Okay. Is that possible? I just needed that sound bite. I didn't allege anything of you as a fact, by the way. Okay, go ahead. I'll go to, well, if we go to court over it, then we have to do a thing where, if you're going to, what, you're going to sue me for defamation,

they'll have to look to make sure it's not true. And then they'll find out that it is. I would love to do. You want to do a deposition with me, Matan? Aren't you going to be the one who has to do deposition? Oh, you too. But I'm accusing you of something. Exactly.

And then the deposition is mutual. You get to look through my stuff? Absolutely. Well, luckily you wouldn't really find anything. I guess you would just find out. I would love to do a deposition with you want to set one up? I actually think you doing a deposition, a deposition. Understand that there's nothing left that's not public about me.

Absolutely zero. I find that hard to believe. I mean, the DOJ went inside out my life. and it's all on their website. I still find it hard to believe. It's all there. You have probably like a bunch of like people chained up in Brazil or something. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. They're changed to the walls. That's another. Okay. Keep going, I'm not saying that is a fact, by the way. Okay. I'm saying I would be extremely unsurprised and I'm not alleging anything if George

Santos has hundreds of. You know who uses a word allegedly? Who? Pussies like you. I have no pussy. Who hide behind the veil. Allegedly. supposedly, reportedly.

George Santos supposedly... Pussy. You're a fucking pussy. Matan, I learned one thing about you. You're a big fucking clitorist. Let me say something. I learned recently that there was an alleged thing that George Santos had hundreds of poor homeless Brazilian people

who were starving changed to each other from this huge pole and they were swinging around. And they were starving. He was killing them. Is that true? Who told you that? The Qataris? The Qataris paid you to say that about it?

That's probably what they're going to do. You probably learn that from the Qataris. Oh, come on. You know you're on the Qatari payroll. Stop. That sounded like an actual... Stop. Stop.

Stop. That didn't sound alleged. At least I'm smart enough to allege. So sue me. No, of course not. You don't want to sue me, Mattad. What are you scared of? What would I gain by suing you?

I don't know. Don't you want to do a deposition? There you go. I don't mind losing. money on legal fees. I like taking people to task. I don't think you have enough money to take anybody to court. You're going to get like a guy to represent you one of the free workers. Try. So find out. Why don't you find out? Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. I gave a reason why I shouldn't.

I think you're dying to do something. So do so. No, I have no interest in getting into a legal battle with you. Oh, it would be so fun. I would lose all of the money that I've collected. I would have so much fun. taking all your money legally. Well, what do you, I mean, you're just going to, what, file for bankruptcy after? Oh. And then I'm going to have gone from, I guess, a slight positive amount of money to zero. No.

Or a negative, actually. I wouldn't have to file for bankruptcy. I'd be fine. Because they're funding you. I didn't say that. Those necklace people that you have. Oh. Stop doing that.

You're going to need Botox soon. Oh, I can see it already. The 11's coming in. I'm repuls. Oh, I'm repuls. Oh, Jesus Christ. I would say you need Botox, but you obviously already had some. You're going to need a lot of Botox, buddy.

Oh. You're going to look like a fucking prune. Oh. How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? What? Seems like a pretty simple question. How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One?

That's correct. Good job. Thanks. Seeing if I can treat you there. I'm trying to, like, do that real quick while I'm talking to see if you might just do it subconsciously. I told you I won't touch you. You're gross. I don't want to touch you either.

this point I'm just doing it to see if I could trick you. Okay. You can't read your watch, by the way. You do have great skin. I'm absolutely. I'm going to make a compliment because I think we have all this. You have phenomenal skin and it is a disservice that you're not telling me what the fuck you're using on your skin because it's such good shape. I'm so jealous.

I wish I had flawless skin like you. It's glowing. I really am not. Look, it's glowing. It's peachy. I have nothing on my skin. You do. You have to.

I promise you I don't. Put something, your skin is glowing. Maybe if we do a deposition or whatever, I guess you'll see. Dude, it is glowing. Like your skin, it's clear. Last time I saw you were a pimply brat and all of a sudden now you have glowing skin. I don't know what happened. You clearly do mean that as a compliment?

I do. I really, nothing has changed with my skin. Then what happens to all the pimples you had last time on your forehead? I have one right here. That's not a pimple. You popped out already and then you scratch it and that's a scar now, which is a blemish. And I'll give you a pass. We're not all perfect.

No, I didn't pop anything. I picked it off my face. Yeah, gross. You were pimply last time, and now your skin is glowing. It's radiating. It's like... I really actually have... You have radiant skin, and I'm so curious to know what are you...

Face wash, what lotion something? What's that guy's name from earlier who we were talking about with the dog? Oh, so he's just giving you, like, facials? No. You guys have been hanging out? Oh, okay, that's very... I've been... collecting the blood.

That's a very... I sold the blood. So adrenachrons? No, dog blood. Oh, so you're, you're vampiring dog blood now? Yeah, that's how I've been getting my face to be so clear.

That's the facials you're getting. This actually isn't even a pimple that I scratched off. This is just a clod of blood. Ah. But you see how it's red? It looks kind of similar. Yeah, okay. Will you try that?

Oh, no, no, no. You're pretty well acquainted with... I'm good with vampire treatments. Yeah, I'll pass. No, but it's with dogs. Yeah. It's more of like an... treatment.

Yeah, sure. You don't agree with that? No. Well, there's nothing to agree with it. It's a fact. Yeah, okay, sure. In your world. How could I be wrong about that?

You're wrong. You're dead wrong about that. Did you offer your ass to various prison gangs for protection? Why are you looking at me as if that's not a reasonable question to ask a basically, I would say you're basically handicapped gay guy who went to jail? I'm going to give you a shot to ask a decent question. Okay, you want another one? Did you offer your ass to various prison gangs for protection?

You don't like that one? Matan, first of all, no, to answer your retarded question. Liar. Okay. Go ahead. Finish what you're saying. I just from telling you a liar. No.

Who did you go to? You went to, like, the blood? Nobody. Where did you go to jail? Was it in New York? I was in New Jersey in a prison camp. There's no bloods. There's no bloods.

There's no cubs. It's a fucking. white collar prison full of old people. The mic is fell apart. Of course. So I guess we're done. This was great. Thanks for having me.

I have to hold it like this. Oh, I thought this was a good opportunity for me to just walk away. Why, you want to leave? You're not enjoying it? I feel like you're boring, me. I'm boring you? You just seem to get irritated at my question. No, no.

I'm not irritated. I'm not irritated. I'm just bored. That bored you? You went like this. I'm, yeah, bored. You got to look like Biden a little bit. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. All right, go next question. I see you have more questions there. Well, that's about it because I have to interview Long Neck and his friend, Wide Neck, as I spoke about it before, was arrested for allegedly messaging with a minor. I don't know if that's something you've been accused of, but I'm sure it's coming up soon. No, I've never been accused of it and it's never coming up. Yes, it is. It's not.

Yeah. No, it's not. Like, you know, like the betting markets, like polymarket and cashier, what do you think the odds? what do you think the odds would be on something like that? It would be low. Do you know why it would be low? And I'll tell you why it'd be low. It'd be like a 97% chance

that you get accused of that by the end of the week. Nope. Zero. It just becomes a weekly thing. Will George Santos have a sacked-a-alligation made against him by the end of this week? It won't happen. It won't happen.

Yes, it will. Unless you make one up. I'm going to make it up. I don't think I could just say, assaulted from you. I would hope at least. I would hope I would be able to defend myself. You wish.

that sounds that sounds like that's exactly what I mean that sounds like you what a horrible you wish I would be interested in assaulting him at time I would I wish you have you have you looked at yourself have you ever went back last question because I really do have to film with long neck have you ever tried going back to your homeland you mean Queens Brazil I'm from New York City have you ever tried going back to Brazil I go to I go to Brazil I go to Brazil regularly but I'm from Queen I was going to say I feel like if they knew the sort of damage you've done they would rip your limbs off.

I'm loved in Brazil. You'd be shocked. You're loved in Brazil? You'd be shocked. Maybe at like the gay festivals, but I'm asking like on the streets. No, on the streets. They probably, they actually wouldn't even rip your limbs off. They would just shoot your head.

They like me there. They just go, oh, George, puck! You're very prone to violence. I don't, I don't think so. My goodness. Only ever wanted to be violent with long neck. Have you ever done therapy? I only want to get violent with long neck.

I don't even know who long neck is. Will you help me fight him? No. you can find him on your own. He's this little fragile piece of shit. He has a fucking IQ, probably a 40. The guy talks, and he's barely understandable what he's saying.

I don't even know who that is. He's a piece of shit, and his friends are... And you're going to interview him? He's coming on right now. Okay, goodbye. Okay. Well, thanks for coming. Thank you.

Oh, I almost tricked you there. No, bye. I tricked you. What time? Can I ask you?