The Matan Show - JiDion Gets Upset At Matan After He Defends Epst*in

Episode Date: May 3, 2026

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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Gideon. Welcome in. Thanks for coming. For today's co-host, we have Mike. Welcome in Mike. So can you pull your, your mic close to you and then introduce yourself? Of course. And all that one for those who might not know you. What's good, y'all? My name is Jadion, aka DeMarcus cousins III. And I'm just a black guy with a beard. So your father, is that basketball player? Is that a joke or how does that work? No, no, no, no, no. So the Marcus Cousin's the third. cousins, that's my grandfather. So I'm DeMarcuscous cousin's the third. Okay. He's the first

and then my dad's the second. Yeah. I like that. It's a good distinction because I was a little bit confused. How can people tell the difference between you, Kaisenad, LeBron James and the rest of them? Well, it's hard for me and LeBron James because we both have messed up hair lines.

But, you know, Kaisenat, I think, you know, just the hair. The hair? I think that's really just the big difference. What about the rest of them? Like all the other? Who's the rest of them? You can infer. from those three people what they have in common. You can eliminate

hair line because of Kai. But tattoos? Do you have any? No, so that's what I'm confused. That wouldn't work. Man, I really don't know. Like, I guess big personalities on the internet?

Black people. Ah. Sometimes it's confusing. Not because I'm a racist just because my eyesight isn't good so people think I'm a racist because I'll get them confused now and then. Really?

But a vast minority of the time it actually is confusion. Oh man, I would hate to have you with a lineup of black people, man. Someone in the instant will go to jail. Well, I would just say they're all guilty because the odds are, even if they didn't commit that crime, they did another one.

Dang, dang, controversial, yeah. And what do you think? Dear Canadian exporters, our ambitions, our ideas, and our potential were never meant to be boxed in. Nothing can contain us. With the support of Export Development Canada's Market Insights and Financial Slings,

options. You can turn obstacles into opportunities, discover new markets, and keep our nation front and center on the global stage. The world needs more Canada. Together, let's give it to them. Visit edc.ca to learn more. What do I think? What would you do if you were in that position? Well, definitely, I mean, if I was in that position, you know, I would report the right guy, you know. What if you saw a guy, he commits a crime? He steals food, very skinny guy. He steals just, just hot food from Walmart. They ask you to identify him. You know which guy it is.

And then on the side of him, he's a gangster. You can tell he's a gangster because he's holding a gun in one hand. Okay. And there's two human heads in the other. Oh, who would you say is irresponsible? Okay. So a dude that stole food or a gangster with two heads.

But they're asking you to identify the man who's... That sounds more... I mean, holding two heads. That sounds more a cartel, you know? Are we sure we got... No, but he's black, not Mexican. He's black? I mean, I don't know too many gangsters that are decapitating heads.

like that. Well, maybe he found them in the trash can. Oh, I mean, if he found a cartel. Okay, so then wouldn't he be innocent? Like, let's assume he's guilty of killing them where he got the head. Maybe he's, uh, he thinks he's Mexican. I don't know what to tell you, but what would you do in that case? Would you identify the right guy? Man, you know, I think I would just have to ask myself, you know, why am I in this situation? Why am I even in this lineup for a dude that stole food from a store? It's not like I work there. You know, definitely. Because they saw you on camera.

Oh, they saw me on camera. But I thought it would be hard to like tell who was who. So there was no other black people in the store. Well, they end up getting like a commissioner so he can figure it out. Like Adam Silver or something. Oh, okay. Because he clearly has to be good at it. I mean, yeah, that would be a pretty, pretty bad when most NBA players are black.

That's why I'm saying he needs to be good at it. Yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. I never thought of it like that. If you give me to be the commissioner of the NBA, I would just start handing it. out fines, it would be a big controversy. You would just hand out fine? Well, I just wouldn't know who to do it to. Oh, oh, so innocent people would be getting it fines. Exactly. I would be doing it to the wrong people and I don't want to mess up and give somebody

a fine because I think they're the wrong guy because they're black and my eyesight is bad. You see what I mean? Because I'm not a racist like that. Okay, no, I feel that. Yeah. I mean, I guess Luca will be chilling, you know? Oh, Luca in your kitchen, the rest of the good guys would be okay. Oh, the good guys. And you mentioned that thing you have on your head. What is that? I didn't mention it, but it's a du rag. No, you did. You still. because we have bad hair lines.

You and LaBroad. This is Maduro. Is that for your hair line? Isn't it supposed to help it? I mean, you would think, but, you know, mine's gone, man. Is it supposed to deceive people into thinking you have hair? Well, no, no. You know, people just assume it's supposed to actually help your hair,

but, you know, when you don't give your hair enough sunlight. But you don't have any? I don't. So then why do you wear it to make people think you do have hair under there? Uh, yeah, yeah. Is that actually the reason? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, no, yeah. Doesn't work as well when you're famous and you open with, I don't have any hair. Yeah, yeah. You know what? If we can, just edit that part out. Okay. Okay, I appreciate you. Are you not concerned that you may catch a predator one day and is a thank you for exposing them?

They will blow your face off? Whoa. You know, you know, I mean, I would hope it's the other way around. You know, as a thank you. You know, they will blow their face off. first. But I mean, you know, if I get... No, you know, they might do that, but they'll take you with them. At least that's what I would do if I got caught.

Really, really. I mean, do you ever get worried that you'll get your face blown off? You know, like, what all the trolling you do to people? No, because people have something to lose if they attack me. If you catch a predator, you're really ruining their lives. If I upset somebody because I'm talking to... So you're saying famous people can't do crimes because they have something to lose? I'm saying even if I accidentally upset somebody when I'm trying to actually make them super happy and they attacked me or killed me even,

they would have something to lose because their life isn't over. Once you get exposed as a pet, your life is effectively over. Oh, your life is effectively over, yeah? I'm not sure R. Kelly, you know, then you still got a, like, a 20-year stretch before you go to jail. But how old was the girl? They she was like, like, f***ing when he peed on her? So is that really that bad?

I feel like that's not one of the more severe cases. I mean, that's really bad, yeah, peeing on the fucking road. But we don't know how old he was. What if he was only like 16? He was like in his 30s. No. He married a, he married a f***ing a row when. he was when he was 15.

No, no, he was like either late 20s, early 30s when he married a 50 year old. How is that even allowed? That's a million dollar question. He's probably, how about this? You're a religious man? Yes, sir. So why don't we give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was marrying a 15 year old for tax purposes? For tax purposes.

What would be the benefit of marrying a 50 year old? There's a ton of benefits of marrying someone for tax purposes. No, I'm saying what would be the tax benefit of marrying a fission year old. Oh, maybe she was just a benefit of marrying a fission year old. Oh, maybe she was just a lot of marrying a year old. the one willing to do it either for the cheapest price or for free to help him out. Maybe it's a family friend. Or maybe got groomed, you know?

Got groomed into marrying him for tax purposes? See what I'm saying? These guy's probably innocent after all. They're trying to take him down because he's a successful black man. Oh, man. Crazy. Am I wrong? Yes.

No. Do you feel sympathy for peckos because they can't control it similar to gay people? Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. But, man, this is a great setup, man. You got a nice thing going on. Let's keep the conversation going with that question. And then we'll get back to my beautiful setup.

We'll get back to your setup. Yes. You know what? You know what crazy thing about it is, you know, I think your hair will look good with braids and all honesty. No, no, let's get back to that one about the sympathy. And then we'll talk about my hair after we talk about it. You see, I think the thing about sympathy. When the weather cools down, Golden Nugget Online Casino turns up the heat.

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But, you know, it's easy. You could say the same for gay people. You can say the thing. You can say the same for a lot of things. But, you know, more specifically with, you know, peck, you know, definitely when these people are acting on it, that can hurt real chock. You know. Oh, I'm not saying their actions are good. I'm just saying, don't you feel bad for them?

Maybe don't want to call the police because they can't control it. Well, then if I didn't call the police, I wouldn't be doing my job, man. You know? What would be the point of you do an interview with me, but we don't talk on the mic, you know? That's actually a great idea. I like that idea. So we can try both of those because I'm just trying to get some of these people off. I'm trying to become a lawyer.

Oh, you're trying to be Jayoma? Yes. You know what? While you're here in Houston, you should do an interview with Jayoma. Is he in Houston? He is. And you're friends with him? Yeah, I could call him right after this.

But doesn't that kind of not coincide with your job? Because he's a criminal defense lawyer? Yeah. Well, the thing is, is, you know, our cases are so cut and dry where, you know, we get the dudes to admit on camera. I like to think we could even make it to where Jayoma can't even get our guys off that we catch. But he's still defending them, whether or not he wins is a separate point. You see, I actually changed my opinion on criminal defense lawyers because... You disliked them before?

I did. I thought they were scummy and stuff, but recently I had a contempt of court charge on me. I was looking at up to six months in jail and, you know. Well, you know what they say about lawyers. What? They're never slimy and they're always honest. You hate a lawyer until you need one. Yeah.

You know my lawyer's Jewish, actually. Yeah, no, shit, you have money. If you were poor, I would, and you said that, I'd be shocked. Do you know anybody that can clean my window at a red light? I've been looking for weeks. Oh, man, I'll say just drive around Houston. You'll definitely find something. I haven't found anybody yet and my windows are dirty and I really need to give somebody $50.

I didn't see a car outside when I pulled up here. So what are we writing? Well, I don't know how to drive. Okay, so how are we going to pull up to a red light? What I mean like an Uber heading over? Oh, so you're going to like, oh, so you're going to pay for an Uber driver. I've just been looking for one of those guys. You just have been looking for one.

Because they're hustlers. They're hustlers. Yeah, they are. They're good to go in business with you. Are they not? Uh, I don't know about going in business with, but you know, definitely helping out supporting. You know, I definitely can rock with that. So you would give them money.

Are you throwing up in your mouth? Almost, almost. But the thought of Arkellie being unjustifiably put in jail in his whole life. No, no. Arkellie definitely is where he belongs, you know. He's out of jail, I think, right? His mind was telling him no, but his body...

Isn't he out of jail? No, he's still in jail. I think he's out of jail. He's right where he belongs. Out of jail? He didn't mention. I think he's where actually did he actually. if I'm not mistaken

What did he do wrong? They didn't even expose him for anything They tried to take down all these powerful black men Didi, Arkelly Epstein Epstein's black In the heart I do agree I do think he had a black heart

Is it true that you quit pranks After one of them resulted in a man taking his life? We haven't even had a pre-catch Have a man take his life So I don't think any of my pranks at a man No, but one of the pranks, you're just not the preyed catch. We've never had anybody that we prank take their life. Nobody knows about this.

It's just like, I can cut it out if you need. Nobody took their life. Like, okay, tell me what the prank was that made them take their life. Was it me sleeping at the WNBA game? No, no, that one just, that one was insulting the WNBA, which I liked. Because nobody wants to watch that shit. Hey, you know what's funny about the WMBA game? We actually did it three times.

The first time I went, it was. It was actually when Brittany Griner, you know, Brittany Griner. She just got out of jail in Russia, and it was her first game back. And I went to that game. Another innocent black man, they tried to lock up. But she had a, you know, she got locked up for the weeds. So I bought court side seats, and I pulled it up with a Putin shirt. Okay.

And it had like a weed symbol behind it. And I was going to do the sleeping at the WMBA game prank there. But you know what's crazy? What? I genuinely enjoyed that game. Really? I had so much fun. It was actually very entertaining, and I didn't do it there.

So I just waited like a couple months, and I did somewhere else. It's interesting. So actually, because I never watched a game. I could be completely wrong. Is it kind of like watching people who are so bad at something? It becomes more interesting than the pros. Because the pros are all tactical. They have all these technicals.

The women are just throwing the ball like full court, and one time it goes in? You know, at least that game I went to was more entertaining than Shaggildred's Alexander game. I'll say that. I don't like it. him. You don't like him? No. It's because he's Canadian. Yeah. Would you rather have unlimited chicken but no watermelon, or unlimited watermelon, but no grape soda? Why not unlimited watermelon but no chicken? Because I wanted to include another one in there. It was between

grape soda and Kool-aid. So is these the only foods I can eat forever? Or is it just like a butter? No, just for the, you can eat other foods, but you still get, what do you not understand here? Did I say anything about not having other food oh just curious no no um you know i can't we throw some other things in there you know like candy ams you know uh you guys salmon i'm a big salmon dude creakit finger stuff like that they did a skit about that key and peel what would it kean and peel say but all the crazy stuff you guys eat oh you're talking about like what were you from i'm from los angeles no like like you're in your nationality oh i'm german you're Yeah, we like, I feel like you're like somewhere Middle Eastern.

No, everybody gets that confused because my hair looks a little bit different from the average German, but actually I'm German. We eat like schnitzels and like pork chops. Yeah, yeah. So like if you were in those hot dog things. If you were in a n-a-occupied Germany, think you could be chilling over there? I mean, they might they might have some suspicions, but once I show them my brain, I guess, then they would know. once I gave him a piece of my mind I'm sure they would want a piece of your mind

yeah yeah and what do you mean by that like that German doctor who literally pulled people's minds apart and then examine their brain I mean I don't know man you say you say you'll fit in do you think I wouldn't what are you implying to me are you saying I'm Jewish

I mean are you circumcised that's a personal question what's the relation there oh I was just asking do you follow the teachings of Jesus or Kenneth Copeland Isn't that like the mega pastor? That's the mega pastor with the planes.

With the planes. Yeah, that's crazy. Definitely, whoa. What is the internet? RBC Training Ground has discovered potential in over 20,000 Canadian athletes and counting. Your story could be next. If you've got the drive, they'll help you find your path to the Olympics. Let's see what you've got.

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It's for you to open it's a wonderful gift. You know, I'm a diamond that is this much is worse? I'm just trying to figure out like how you fit a human being in here. You want something? You want your gift? Yeah, I'm just be over here while you get it ready for me. Why can't you open your gift? I have to open it.

That's the wrong zip. Yeah. Okay, I'm... It's literally a white dude. dude. Oh shit. Can I get double waffles, two chocolate chips, two eggs scrambled, and a Demosico steak? Please?

Sure. Bro. You're like drent. It's hot in there. Are you good? Who's in there? Nobody's in there. How long you been in there for?

I actually feel bad. They had you in there the whole time? Did you pay him good for this? Who's in there? What's in there? Yo. Y'all, like, it is steamy in here. We've been here for like 30 minutes already.

I don't even know how long he was in here before. Like, this is some real... And you showed up like 45 minutes late. I did. You had him in there, but even before I got here? Your gift? Yeah. Yeah.

Dang. You know what, Diamond Worth weighing? I feel bad. I'm going to open my gift all the way. Yeah, do whatever you like with it. It's not my issue anymore. Oh, and he had dreams on. Oh my gosh, y'all, he is

Do you like your gift? I love it I just wish I knew what to call it What's the name of it What is it you think I gave you an animal Didn't you order something Waffle House A sausage, hash browns and

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Like no other option? If you would do that prank? Would I do that prank? Oh, no, I don't want to go to jail. Why would you go to jail for that? Because I would kill him. But you're just pranking him. It's just a prank, bro.

It's just a prank? Yeah. It's like Vitaly and Fuzi what they would say. They would get out of everything. Yeah, but their pranks were fake, though No, Vitale was in jail In like the Philippines for like two years But that wasn't a

He wasn't pranking he was trinking He was pranking them He went in McDonald's and then He was harassing workers Old Vitali he faked his prank But it's not funny what he did to harassed innocent workers You say isn't that funny Isn't that funny?

Isn't it funny and they're not even being paid a lot And they're in another country And he's a foreigner just disrespecting them That's pretty funny I mean, I'll be a hypocrite. You know, I used to do the same thing. Oh, did you? Yeah.

I thought you were one of those catchers. If some races are worse behaved than others, does that mean heaven has more white people than black? It's a big thinker question. You know, the Bible says in Revelation that there's going to be a mixed multitude in heaven. So, you know, we're going to have to just wait and see. But based off the earth they were living in, because that is, This is true. I'm sure there's some of them off there.

I don't think that deserves a fist bump. Why not? If someone is trying to become famous, is messaging Jadion pretending to meet a machete code? If someone's trying to become famous? Yes. So they're not really a peckle? They just want to meet you and get on YouTube.

Well, I mean, I feel like that's pretty stupid. I feel like anybody that goes on, if you post on TikTok, eventually you can go viral. I've seen literal babies post a TikTok by accident and go viral. And I've seen old people post TikToks and go viral. Can I make a counterpoint? Yeah. You can post unlimited times on TikTok and as long as you're not shadow band,

you will probably go viral at some point, but it'll probably be easily forgotten. But if you do this method, you'll be remembered. You'll be remembered? Yeah. Yeah, but you'll be remembered for a pretty bad thing. But you're not really doing it. You know, you're not actually trying to meet a m-a-ohr.

You're trying to meet your D-on. You know, we've had much. Multiple people say that when we catch them. Why would you call the police? One dude we caught hit me with that saying that he knew it was me. And guess how long he got? He got a chocolate double waffle and two eggs scrambled and a Domenico steak, please. With 10 years on the side.

10 years? Yeah, 10 years. But he was just trying to meet you. You got your fan 10 years in jail? I got my fan. 10 years in jail. You don't feel bad for him? Nope.

You know, I hear you. You should interview him, man. I can tell you what prison he's at. And, yeah. Where is he? He's at TDCJ. That's disgusting. You know, I hear all these stories about celebrities treating their fans bad and singing out of pictures.

I never heard one sending their fan to jail for 10 years. Hey, don't try to meet a th-h-h-h-year-old. No, he was trying to meet you. You're like 35. Minus 10 years. Oh, you're 25? Yeah. Well, still, you're way above.

I mean, how old was the guy? I think it was like 27, 28. You don't think it's reasonable for a 28-year-old man to want to meet a celebrity who's a fan of? You don't think it's reasonable for a 20-year-old man to try to meet a celebrity, but while trying to meet that celebrity, he's talking to what he thinks of a 3-year-old girl, sending him multiple pictures of his p-k and then traveling over to go meet her? What if he only sent those photos to meet you? And he knew that he wasn't actually sending him.

How many of your fans are sending you pictures to meet you? Well, I'm not a predator catcher, so none. So none? But you're in a different position than me. You know what? You know what's crazy? So he's trying to meet me, so he talks to a ram. random person that at first he doesn't know their age, but he obviously knows his means.

You're assuming the person that doesn't message him. You're assuming this guy isn't the smartest person alive with a wealth of knowledge in their brain that is telling them that this is you or somebody running at the house. He is the smartest man in the world. He got to be in the Judeo on video and got 10 years in prison. And now he gets to sleep for free, eat for free. Exactly. So really?

He's like Einstein. You just put Einstein in jail. Think about that. Yeah, man. And Einstein created the nuclear bomb. I'll sing you some of my decoy accounts and you can get the, would you want to, you know, get the same? No, I'm hoping that one day I'll be caught by your decoy account so I can meet you and go viral on YouTube. Oh, you want to go viral?

Yes. Well, it's because, what, you're 18? I got a couple decoys. If you ever hit up, you know. We've got a 19-year-olds before. What precautions are you taking to make sure your roof doesn't collapse on you while you're sleeping? What precautions? Yeah.

You know, I'm having annual termine inspections, having mole inspection. All for the purpose of making sure of that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't that seem ridiculous that you're spending so much money when that probably has never happened to anybody in a first world country? You know, you just never can know. You know what I mean?

That's true because it's kind of in your instincts to need to get that checked out because of where you guys are from. I feel that. But, you know, just how society is today, you know, you just never know. Why you're talking to Mike? He didn't say anything to you. No, but you know what I mean? Like just how it is today, man. you always just got to be prepared for the worst, you feel me?

Do you think Mr. Pib will sue me if I create a soda called Mr. Pob? Mr. Pib? Will they sue me? Man, would Mr. Pib sue you? Man, that's like a Texas thing. I really don't know, Mike, you know? Maybe. I could definitely see that happening.

Your co-host is kind of trying to get into conversation. I'm trying to be involved here. He's been talking to you for the past 25 minutes. You don't let him talk this much? See, I don't want to hurt Mike anymore, so. I'm gonna have to talk to him, Mike. I'm sorry. It didn't go well for you, huh?

I will punish Mike for your wrongdoings. We don't live in a world with justice. Sorry, Mike. Was that a good move on your end? You just got Mike punished brutally. Back to Mr. Pib. Mr. Pib. I'm more of a Dr. Pepper guy. Will they sue me if I make a sort of called Mr. Pob?

Mr. Pob. Yeah. Probably not. what would you do if you caught your own father trying to meet a 12 year old girl? What would I do? Yes. I mean, I don't think I have to worry about that, you know? My father's happily married.

It's hypothetical, of course. It's hypothetical, but, you know. I'm not saying it's likely or trying to imply that he would. I'm just curious where your actions would send you. Well, I mean, it would be really hard because he barely knows how to use the phone. I get that it's not likely for another reason. But I'm just saying, I need to know what would you do? Would you tell him to go to jail?

Would you call the police? Would I tell him to go to jail? You know, definitely, you know, like, definitely would have a strong conversation. Because you deal on. You're my son. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even be around here. How can you send me to jail? Yeah, I feel that, man, you know?

But, you know, we catch fans, dads all the time. He goes, yeah, but I'm your father, not a random fan or dad. I know you sent your best, your biggest fan to jail for 10 years. But I'm your own father. I mean, it's blood. We actually got a life sentence coming up soon. For your father? For a pre that we caught.

And if you caught your father, would you want him to get a life sentence? What, I wanted to get a life sentence? Yeah. Well, my dad's pretty old, so it probably would be a life sentence. It's a little nasty. Yeah. You ever seen the Blues Clues notebook? The one that the real life guy had?

You want to play this game again? No. My bad. I forgot. Shouldn't we give everybody age so only the strong survive? Wouldn't nobody survive? No, there's a ton of people with AIDS that survive. Look at Magic John.

True. Clearly, he figured out some, well, he's a magic. He's some wizard, so I guess he doesn't really count, right? Yeah, you know, Magic Johnson, Charlie Sheen. Who's some other people? We lost some people. Lost Freddie Mercury. Well, that's what I'm saying.

We can root out the ones who will not survive, and then this will no longer be something we have to be scared of. think about it how would you give everybody aides we not we I guess the government

takes everybody puts them all in a van and then they create some technology where they can shoot things out of the air but instead of killing them this time it gives everybody aids we'll get in touch with the Germans

it'll be a collective project you know I think the the US government and the Germans should sit this one out you know not your best idea but Then we'll never have to be worried again. Why don't we give all predators aides?

How about that? Well, they're already on their way to it. You're actually stopping them from getting AIDS if you think about it. How am I stopping them from getting AIDS? Because instead of them getting AIDS from having s-hast with men, or I guess it being injected to them by the government, you're getting them locked up in jail. Yeah, but, I mean, there's some dudes in jail that can give it to them. Are those guys not put on a separate unit?

They're just put in normal jail? Oh, you know, they might, you know, even other dittlers, Kittlers do things to other Kittlers, you know, it's like a hierarchy for them. So it's like one guy would be like, well, I just looked at Kitts. You actually did things to Kitts, you know. It's weird how they look at it, you know. Even, even. I meant people with AIDS.

Oh, what do you mean? The people with AIDS get placed in the same, because that's extremely dangerous. Oh, ah. I mean, why wouldn't they be placed with everybody else? I imagine, like, because in prison, they have. hate to people who are there for stuff involved in kids, right? Yeah. So if you get a guy with AIDS who wasn't,

like let's say he was there because he did something honorable, he beat up a guy trying to steal a woman's purse, but he did it too much, okay? So he has like five years and everybody respects him and he has AIDS, then this guy is going to start coming at all of the people who are there for bad reasons. He's going to give them AIDS. He's going to cut himself open and fight them. He's going to get him

AIDS. He's going to be like he's punishing them. Did you ever think about this? Well, I mean, what did that be like a biological war Fair. Exactly. We need to separate these people. Yeah, but he only had five years, though. He could have got out earlier. Who has five years? The dude in your hypothetical, the dude with AIDS.

Is he isn't a hypothetical? Oh. I think that was him. He's trying to give me back. Was that you? He's giving you a migraine. Oh. Bluetooth migraine. Oh, Israel. Something to do with Israel.

They're trying to get in my head. Dang, you're not getting it 7,000. No, no I want the $7,000 I'll say anything for money Oh, they got me, you see that? Okay, well, yeah, you got me for a second Do the ad break right now

An ad break for who? It wasn't it for BB? I prevented them from getting in my brain You prevented Israel from getting in your brain He's trying to get me, you see what they're doing? It's worse than biological warfare What is it? They send these

extremely, you know, tinier than even mosquitoes into your ear by their robots, and then they will insert a mini chip into your brain. And when you get the $7,000? They don't even have to pay you $7,000 anymore. Ooh. You know, they always care about money,

so they figured out a solution. Oh, okay. That already took a little bit too far, but yeah. Did you know in Dubai there are no homeless people because they threw them into the ocean? You said Dubai people threw all the homes. homeless people away. Did you know in Dubai there are no homeless people because they threw them into the ocean?

I did not know that. I didn't even know they had an ocean over there. So it was all desert. Should other countries try this? No, man. Why? You want homeless people? Yeah.

You know, they're going to definitely make a comeback. A lot of homeless people have made a comeback. What? Yeah. You've never seen pursuit of happiness? No. But why do you want anarchy? My homeless people don't cause any problems.

Then why are they homeless? Then why are they homeless? Down their luck. You know, just, you know, maybe the economy, lost their jobs, mental illness. That's a lot of things. Most, I would say, most homelessness is probably mental. You know what advice I'd give to a homeless person? Who lost their job?

Oh, do you tell them. He said, get off my lawn. Or you're not going to have a fucking way to think anymore, you son of a bitch. Well, I wouldn't have a way to think anymore. Dang. That's kind of messed up. Why? What's messed up?

Talking about killing homeless people, man. What? Kicking them. What would you do? Shooting burgers at them. Oh. People keep getting confused with this. I did that once for you, Mike.

Let me ask you a question. Would you ever do a pre-catch? I feel like you'd be scared. To do one, to catch somebody or to get caught? I think if you shaved a little bit more, I think you could definitely, you could have passed one of a little bit of a boy. Just put some filters on you.

I would, uh, I would do one with you if you would like, but I wouldn't want to be the first guy that goes in who's pretending to be the minor. Oh yeah, no, you would definitely be the decourse. No, no. I think we would be extra slow to coming out. You know, I think we would just like really just let it marry me.

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Evidence is possible Whenever we catch a guy with you So like we'll just like Just keep the cameras rolling Does it make it Let's say the decoy ended up doing stuff with them That wouldn't really result in any more charges though Would it?

If the decoy did stuff with them Yeah That would definitely affect the case Would in a bad way or a helpful way Definitely a bad way Yeah So why don't you find gay decoys So why don't I find gay decoys

Yeah I'm like a thinking machine I don't think we I don't think we don't I mean I don't know anybody In my personal life In my decoys If they're gay or not

But You can pay people I mean What would be the difference With a gay Like they would do a good job too You're not usually catching women Are you

We've caught women But it's not the majority Women Predators I would say They're more Either watching Or they're

Doing things to They know or have access to But there is Same thing still stands though You're not usually catching them Yeah no No

See what I mean Yeah Similar How much would I have to pay you To set up somebody I don't like Oh we would never set up anybody No but I'll give you money for it It's this motherfucker

Oh no no no no Fucking piece of shit Dave I would think the worst thing you could call somebody So definitely never We won't need to call him it anymore It'll be in jail Yeah, no, we're not going to set anybody up I will pay you hard money

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. $7,000. Even if I were, oh, man, you know, I might as well just do an Israel brand deal for $7,000. Which one is worse? Which would you rather take? Which would I rather take?

My money to set somebody up or a brand deal from the big Yahoo. Hey, y'all, man. All-inclusive paid trip to Tel Aviv on Mathan. All you got to do is hit that like button subscribe and share this video on his channel and he was pay for your trip to Tel Aviv first class no absolutely not it's he's already done it seems like you just hit that like button and say pick me you're trying to get off topic which would you rather take you got to do it man

you got to do it man do what give somebody a free trip to Tel Aviv yeah even if I did do that what would be the consequence of it what would be the consequence I mean no just get to go to the holy land oh you want to go there oh because you are religious you probably would like to go to Jerusalem now? Ah, not with all the stuff going on right now. No, not in a war period or you can call it war, I guess. But

No, I'm definitely good here. You know, there's a Jerusalem in Oregon. We can go to Jerusalem Oregon. It's just a crazy Jewish scammer. Look at this wall I put up. You know, I'm like the Mormons. You know what I mean?

You know, New Jerusalem's in America. So I'm just stay here. Okay. Yeah. But you told me because when I was trying to schedule, I asked if you could do Saturday. You said it's Shabbat. Yeah. Yeah.

I've never heard a non-Jews say that before. That's the first time I've ever been. You never heard of a seven-day event is? I have not. You know what seven-day events is? Seven-day advances? Aventus, yeah. I have not.

You never heard of them? Yeah. What is it? A seven-day event. Just people that keep the Sabbath on Saturday. On Saturday? It's like a sect of Christianity. But don't most Christians?

Most of them, don't they do Sunday? No, I'm sure. you ask you a comment section right now a lot of people keep the sabbath still and they're christians and how do you keep it you're not allowed to be on your phone and stuff you just uh you know buying no selling no working just uh and pretty much it's like you have church you know and you go to church on saturday instead of sunday until you said until sunday no no instead of sunday yeah yeah yeah it's just like sunday but you're doing it on saturday interesting that's how jesus did it he kept the Sabbath. On Saturday?

Yeah. So why did then, most of them do Sunday nowadays? Jesus is a Jew. King David was black, right? King David was black? I have no idea what colored King David was. Well, that's what the Israelites told me. They said King David was black, yo!

They did probably say, yo at the end. Yeah. I don't know, man. That's a direct quote. I bet them. I don't rock with people that say only, you know, black, Hispanic, and Native American people can go to heaven. Why not? Isn't that the most logical answer

a crazy person would come to? You know what? I can agree with that. That is the most logical answer a crazy person. So why don't you rock with it? I guess I'm not a crazy person, sadly. Not that you will rock with it,

you will agree with them, but like, you know, you understand that they're crazy, give them a break. So just like play along with it? Yeah. Nah. I mean, also,

just because they're crazy doesn't mean they're... How was your interview with the Black Hebrew Israelites? Was that an interesting one? They're interesting guys. You know, it's like off-camera. They're a little bit different. They don't really go as hard.

They like turn it off for the camera? Yeah. No, definitely. Definitely, yeah. Maybe they're actors sent by Israel. I don't think they like Israel very much. They love Israel, just. They want to take over Israel.

What do you think? You think these guys are pro-Palestine, these black Israelites? I do know for a fact they don't like the Jewish people over in Israel. I do know that. Well, they don't think they're Jewish. They think they're... I don't even know what they think they are. Probably like Moroccan or like German.

I'm not sure what they think they are either. It's an interesting idea. I believe them. You believe them on what? Everything they say. Everything they say? Yeah. Dang.

You know, they say that all non-Israeli people, are going to be sluggies in the kingdom. And one of them told me, when they said that to me, because I heard that too. Oh, they told you that. They told me that. And you know what I said?

What did you say? I said, that sounds crazy. And you know what they said? What? We have proof. Really? Did they show you the verse?

I didn't ask for it. They just told me and I believed it. They said, we have proof. Oh, you just believed it. And if they have proof that it cannot be argued.

You know, I see videos where they make white people kiss their feet. Yeah. You ever see those videos? Of course. They asked me to do. do it.

Oh, they did? Yeah. I don't know what their obsession is, what feet. It's like they're Quinn and Tarantina. It's just like what really dumb people think shows dominance. It's like a bird or a dog. It's like when a bird shows their wing or like when a dog would hur. It's funny because, you know how Jesus showed his dominance was he washed his followers

feet. Yeah, you see the complete difference between Jesus and a black Israelite? Yeah. Yeah. Why do you call yourself? neck is it because your neck is extremely long I think uh can't see it's I can't see hey your handwriting is actually not the worst it's like you're not gonna get it okay well here put in my face one more time

why did you why why why why why I just wanted to see what was going on in there. Okay, anyways, can you answer the question? I don't know why I call myself a long neck. Just a nickname that is... You call yourself long neck? Didn't you say that? Oh, no, I got confused.

That's for my next guess, long neck. You're black and you have an extremely normal neck. He's white and he's 40 pounds. Yeah, yeah. Didn't he do a collab with no neck? You know that guy's in jail. You know what he's in jail for, right? He was talking to a mire.

Isn't he? Crazy. You should have caught him. I should have called him? I mean, you can't catch them all. You know? You know what? You should get Christian.

Another black man they're trying to put in jail just because he has no neck. Isn't that right? Like R. Kelly. Free R. Kelly. He's an innocent man and he's a purveyor of the truth. What's the truth? I don't know. He'd probably make a good Israelite.

But that's it. We have to film with my next guest, Longneck. Thanks for coming on. Don't just like stand up? Yeah, we're done. Oh, we're done? Yes. Make sure to take your gift with you.

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