The Matan Show - King Bach Tries Forcing Matan To Say The N Word

Episode Date: February 1, 2026

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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have King Bach, welcome in. How's it going? Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming. For today's co-host, we have my manager, Virofrooring. Welcome in Virefroaring. Please ignore him. He's just kind of getting some of the sound and the audio and stuff

just to make sure we have all of that stuff prepared. Oh, okay. Yeah. What is that, though? Is that an infrared camera? He's trying to see if I got cum stains on me? Yeah, just maybe. No, it's just a normal camera.

It's one of those Sony ones. Okay. Oh, yeah. You see how it says on top of that white one? It says, uh, black magic. Black magic? Yeah. Oh. That's not a racist joke. That's the name of the camera, by the way. That, I've seen a black magic. That says ring camera on it. No, black magic. Right. Okay.

And then this one is a Sony's SV7. Okay. Yeah, just so in case, please pull the mic closer to you and then in case anybody doesn't know you, right. Please introduce yourself and all that one. Uh, which camera I look at? You got like eight cameras in here. Yeah, just any single one you'd like to choose from. You got high production in this basement. Yeah, what's up?

I'm King Batch. I do entertainment stuff. Not on Bs. Like videos and movies sometimes. And yeah, just a nice guy. All right, cool. So who decided you were the king of all black people? Oh, shit.

No, King Batch actually came from like a nickname in high school. Oh, is King Bodge or King Black? I couldn't tell. Oh, no. batch, like a batch of cookies. Okay, so do you got the name because of cookies? I don't get it. So batch, B-A-C-H, it's pronounced Bach.

So a lot of people would say like Bach. King Bach? Yeah, that's how they would say. It's like a chicken sort of. Right, Bach? Right. Everyone needs help with something. If investing is your something, we get it. Cooperators' financial representatives are here to help.

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Blacks. What? No. Because you're more sophisticated than them, most of them. What makes you say that? I don't know. I'm just, that was my guess. You speak sort of well.

Oh, I'm all right. But like, uh, the nickname King came from, I was in, I was in high school and I was the only person that dressed up for this like history project. Yeah. And, oh, he could get the audio right. And, uh, and then the teacher was like, oh, look at King Batch over there. And then, okay. So he kind of just talked with you from there.

Yeah, yeah, from high school. Yeah. But that's pretty cool. Yeah, I don't think there is anyone that's anointed as King of the Blacks. I would say that if I had to pick one, obviously I'm not Black. So actually, maybe that would make me a good person to choose. Yeah, who's your unbiased opinion of who should be the King of the Blacks? I would say you're kind of almost like half white.

I mean, the way you speak and the way your videos are, it's kind of like you're making fun of them a little bit. So it's like you kind of have got to that point. When you say them, who you're referring to? Those Black fellas. Well, you can't say those black fellas. Oh, you said fellas. Yeah, I didn't say the end bomb, I'm saying because like, but I feel like you're the type of guy

You wouldn't be too offended at that. You're like one of the guys who would try giving somebody a card that says N-word pass and then dapped up like a white guy if he said it. I wouldn't do that, but I know. I get what you're saying. I'm friendly. You're like a friendly guy. Like you remind me of like some guy I went to high school

that would give people the N-word pass. Wait, you had people in high school that would give people the N-word pass? Yeah, it was just a black guy who wanted to be friends with people so he thought that that would make him friends with people. No, I don't work like that. Well, you should have said that to him. You had everybody saying the N-word. I didn't say it, obviously, because I'm not racist.

And actually, as a matter of fact, I'm so unracist that I would like to do my part. Okay. Yeah, you go and give to the black community? Yeah, I'm going to give you some reparations here. Well, I'm not homeless. No, reparations for what our people did to yours when we enslaved to you guys. You're American? Yeah, I'm like British formerly, but like my people went back to slavery.

So I just wanted to make sure, you know, to do my part. Well, thank you. I accept this. There's $5. And, how much was it? $5 and like $70 was a lot back in the day when your ancestors were slaves. Maybe now it's not, but back in the day, that could have bought you like a house. Okay.

Or, yeah, you could have bought a house with $5. Maybe like a cow or something. That's close enough. I mean, you sell enough of its product and you'll be able to buy a house. I'm kind of getting you on that path. You're a businessman. I like that. Yeah, I mean, in today's world, that'll buy you like.

Nothing. Yeah, but it's just. thought that counts. Right. Okay. I'll get it. I'll get something like Listerine. Yeah. I don't even know if you could get that with what I gave you but you'll get like you're like 80% the way there. Yeah. Thank you for that. I appreciate that. You once said I'll do anything to get famous on social media. But I won't suck a dick. I'll rip some fucking guy's eye out and then slice his head off if it makes me Instagram famous. Wait, that's a quote I said. That's your quote. Don't you see don't you see something wrong with this way of thinking? Wait, can you

pull up the source of that video because I don't remember saying that. It wasn't. It was an interview you did with the Wall Street Journal, I believe. The Wall Street Journal. Is this a lie detector? Is that what that is? No, no. He's actually just monitoring the audio. Okay. Well, yeah, so I never said that. You did. I can read the quote for you again. Yeah, read it one more time. Let me try and... I'll do anything to get famous on social media. I'll rip some fucking guy's eye out and then slice his head off if it makes me Instagram famous.

What? Wait, are you shut out King Batch? Maybe that was King Black. That's what like the king of the blacks in Africa would say, but I'm pretty sure it was you. No, that wasn't me. I don't even talk like that. Read it one more time. I'm telling you, that's what you said. You said, I'll do anything to get famous on social media. I'll rip some fucking guy's eye out and then slice his head off if it makes me Instagram famous.

Damn. But that wouldn't make me instant. That would put me in jail. Listen, I'm speaking on your behalf. Right. I think what you were trying to say. Tell me what I was trying to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that you're willing to do anything. Not that you would do that specifically, but if you had to go that. far you'll do it. Wow. This is influencer culture. I mean, you're obviously one of the original. It's kind of like there needs to be some boundaries. Well, fun fact, I never really wanted to be an influencer. I was wanted to be an actor. And then the internet stuff just came with it. So yeah, yeah, maybe I was like drugged or something when I said that quote that I never said. But, but I mean, he's fine. If you don't agree with you now, you're a changed person.

No, I never said that. You got, I gave you some money now. You're kind of moving up the scale. Yeah, you know what? We got to pay it for it. I'm going to give it to your manager. Yo. Well, no, I can't give him. We got 10%, right? Yeah.

Yeah, there you go. 10%. You're just giving him the change? No, 10%? You're the manager. He's trying to take the whole pie. Is this how he does you? He gets all of my money.

He takes everything. Wow. It gets 99.987. You need a new manager. I got some. Boating for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. Ugh, what? Sounds like Ojo time.

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He actually helped make me a human. Really? He kind of helped, like, what's it called, that thing where they put, like, the egg in the stuff, and then they have the woman do it. It's like a surrogate. Oh, yeah. So legally, he owns me. It's like the guardian, all of that stuff.

Oh, shit. Okay. He just, like, when I was, like, maybe a year old and I was trying to learn how to, like, write and stuff, he probably just had me sign something. That's fucked up, man. If you need lawyers, I got some, too. Yeah, but he has way more money than both of us combined. Well, now he does.

He just took all my shit. I gave that to you his reparations. I mean... And I was trying to be nice and give the manager 10%. To what? To red people? I mean, what does he need reparations for? Yeah.

Yeah, he is red today. Good. Yeah, go ahead. Do you think the KKK used to show each other your vines? I don't know. I feel like they would like them, some of them at least. Which ones do you think they would like? Like the ones we did Jordans and the one with like the black guy robbing the people.

He robbed the white woman's purse. Okay. I feel like that they send that around to each other The KKK They were like, yo, check this out This is pretty funny So that's where my billion views came from the KKK There's a lot more of us than you think

Really? Us You said us That was a Freudian right there But let's forget it I'm just gonna cut that out There's a lot more of them than you think Okay So uh

All right cool I'm just saying it's like we used Not you know like They probably used to send that shit You said they Now you're saying Dave But before you said us No no

They used to send that No Yeah. They used to send that stuff to each other probably. Probably. You think they got mad when they realized this wasn't black face? They're like, holy shit. Like, holy shit. They're like, holy shit. Now we like him even more. Oh, the KKK can't like me? They like black people. I'm saying they probably thought that you were doing black face. Like, wow, this guy's racist. And then they realized you were black doing those vines. And then they were like, holy shit. This guy's like even better than we thought. Oh, okay. Do you think there's any possibility of that? I don't think so. I don't think they like me. You don't think so? Nah. I don't think I helped their agenda. But they liked your vines at least. Yeah, well, if they like the vines.

You for sure helped their agenda. What's their agenda? I mean, they're racist. Yeah, but don't they want to, like, end us? I feel like you were helping move the black people in that direction with some of your vines. To, like, end, to kill black people? Yeah, it's like, I mean... I would have said my vines were to kill people.

No, not to kill them, but you're helping me. moving that direction even just so slightly. Oh, okay. What was that? Was that unity? That's like I appreciate the work you've done. Oh, yeah, I disagree. Okay. But agree to disagree.

Yeah. Right. Wait, what's this again? Yeah, we agree to disagree. Now it's unity. Before I was appreciating you. Okay. If Susan has 10 cookies and she gives Mark and Emma three cookies each.

Wait, hold on. Slow down. Who the fuck is Susan? It's like a math question. Okay. It's not real people. Okay. If Susan has 10 cookies, and she gives Mark and Emma three cookies each.

How many cookies does Susan have left after she adds another five times 478.4 divided by 18 and a half? Well, she got three cookies left. No, that's really off. What's the answer? 133.297. God damn. How'd you get three? I don't know. I just thought I would guess and get a lucky guess.

You were way off. I was way off. I told you times 478. And that's where you lost me. I'm not good at multiplication. Yeah, well, yeah. And then it adds some dividing, divided by 18 and a half. Right, right.

Yeah. So I guess like you were sort of there. Like if there wasn't that part, you still would have got it wrong. It would have been four because it's 10 minus six. It was good because you started off with the 10 cookies and then she gave three and three. So that's still not three. Yeah, but like that would be. You just assume there was another change.

Yeah, I thought it was going to be an easy question. I didn't know you slap it on like that. You come with the hard hitting questions here on the podcast. It's a serious show. Yeah, very serious. I love the production value you got now. Like, this is very nice. Because it's like a tropical episode.

You know what I mean? It makes everybody feel like festive, I guess. Festive, right. I'm actually, I'm just moving out of this studio and I want to like... Are you going to get a real studio now? This is a real studio. I'm actually downgrading, but I just wanted to like kind of insult the guy here just by putting a bunch of fucking mess in here.

This is just old trees. I mean, that's what, a palm tree that's been dead for 300 years. Oh wow. Oh, I thought you were stepping it up with the dirt. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. What's this? Black ice cream? Hey, dog, I can get some ice cream? Only a spoonful. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit, you got a big spoon! Oh! Can I get some ice cream? Only a spoonful, motherfucker! Hold on. What the fuck. I'm telling you, we used to love your vines.

How do I open this shit? God damn. This shit got child proof on it? Alright, here I come, here I come. Just, I mean, I feel like it can kind of just fit the whole thing. Oh yeah, you can just do that. You want to try? Oh, there we go. You want to bite? That's a little gay. I'm done.

Oh, you don't like gay shit, huh? That was a little gay. My bad. So you did that too close to when I took a bite. Yeah, but I didn't touch your lips. You got close. No, our hair may have, may have kissed, but our lips never touched. No, that was a little bit. A little gay. Our hair? Our hair may be gay. Your hair is gay. No. Your hair is gay now. Bro, your hair is gay now.

I'm gonna meet to you for that. That was a little guy. You can have the rest. You can have the spoon if you want. You don't want to share it no more? You don't like sharing? Sharing is caring. It's alright. It's a boat. Oh, shit. Is there a... Mmm. That was some good ice cream. That was pretty good until you did that thing. But it was still good. I still enjoyed my bite. Did you like sharing food with me? What do you mean? Did you like, did you enjoy that? No, not really. I enjoyed the ice cream. But you didn't enjoy sharing it with me?

Listen, I would have given you a bite. You were sharing with me. It was your ice cream. You told me I could have only a spoonful. Yeah, that's crazy. Where'd you find that big spoon at? That's just what do you? I knew that you were going to tell me only a spoonful, so I had to be prepared.

Damn, you good! When was the last time you peed on a sleeping homeless? Oh, yeah, I don't do that. I know. Sometimes it's kind of just like, Maybe I don't get intoxicated. I do it for fun, but I know most people they do it when they're intoxicated. You pee on homeless people?

If they're sleeping, you don't want them to get riled up. My God. Because they don't really have anything to lose. Yeah, they got, well, you should, you know that money you gave me? You should give it to the homeless one day. Oh, he don't like that. Your manager don't like you giving away money. No, I don't think so.

I mean, I don't have any money to give them. I had to ask him to borrow that money to give to you. I said I'd pay him back. Oh, so technically you did pay him back. I guess, but he's not going to count that because you gave it to him. I still owe him money now. Here, look. That's not contributing to what I owe.

Oh, shit. Damn. Your manager really know how to treat you. Is it abusive? Is it abusive relationship between y'all? He said it's okay. Oh, okay. So it's okay.

Well, you're the one that decides that if it's abusive. No, it's good. Yeah. Oh, shit. All right. It's really good. Cool. Hey guys, I start for the interruption.

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Logan warned me not to let them use me. Tyler Perry put me in his movies. Who's, is that Foozy? The Fuzzi's? Foozy, yeah. Hey, the greatest rapper of all time. Following up on that, what's wrong with everybody today? Why can't they be more normal like Fuzzi?

Yeah Everybody got these issues They're always bouncing off the walls One day they're normal One day they're in Crash out Yeah yeah It's like when can we just be like Foozy

How funny would that world be Yeah well Foozy Foozy regular now Have you seen him now Have you seen his transformation Have you had Fuzi on the podcast I've tried I've tried to get him on here

He has What do you say I haven't been able to reach him In like a year or two But I have a long history With Fuzi Okay Before I was well known

I used to find where he was out and then give him pieces of paper and ask him to sign it. He's told this story before. Really? This was like, yeah, six years ago maybe. I mean, and then I found him again once I had become famous, and then I gave him the pictures again. Yeah.

But even just like, yeah, I've tried to get him on the show. And what he said? I could never get a hold of him. I think that maybe I hit him up at the wrong time. Should I FaceTime him now? See if he... I would love to have him on. Maybe I think he'll know me.

Let's see. I'm a big fan. I have all the lyrics. Yeah. Stocked up in my head. You know, oh, he might not pick up, but he busy. Didn't he have, didn't he die? Weren't you at his funeral?

Well, that was, that was like. Must have been pretty emotional. That was a, that was a fake thing. That was, that wasn't real? No, that was just a publicity stunt to, uh, for, for his music. That's not something funny to fake. Well, yeah, it was a publicity stunt, but that was during, during, during the crash out era. Let's see if you pick up.

He might have to call me back. I think he's too famous for you. He is really, but you see he's shredded now, right? He's the biggest rapper in the world. He's album one number one. It did? In his head, I guess. Which is all that matters for how he's going to act, right?

Yeah. As long as whatever he thinks he's happening. It's happening, right. Yeah. No, he'll call me back at some point. He'll call you back. Yeah. When he has time for you. Yeah.

Damn. Yeah. Is he calling you back? Yeah, this is him. Hey, Fuzi. Oh, say hi to his podcast. How's it going, Fuzi? Where up?

I didn't see this episode. Oh. I'm cheating you. Bro, it's fucking weird. Look, they got this guy right here. They got his manager right here who don't say shit and took all my money.

They robbed me. He's talking about him. That's him right here. All right. I call you later. All right. So he really is normal right now. He's having a good day.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, he don't crash out no more. Yeah, it's done with. It's done with. But maybe if he come here, you can get him to crash. out.

I don't want to be responsible for that because I feel like it's like it levels up each time. I don't know if he can survive the next one. I really hope it doesn't happen. You don't think he can survive? I think the last one was real, real crazy. When he got arrested?

When he tried, when he was threatening to take his life and he was like stuck in Australia, I think. And then he pretended to kill himself and you were in on that. No, that was... You're participating in a man who's gone crazy you're making it about you? I don't think he pretended to kill himself.

I think he was... He had a funeral. Yeah, but it was like a representation of... Like, he was reborn. Because if you watch the video, he came out... He came out the casket. Yeah.

So that was symbolic. He was reborn as YAC. Oh, shit. What is that? You're smoke detector. I don't hear anything. There's no way you hear something. Yeah.

Let me find out you a little black. It only took you like 20 minutes. Have you been playing this? whole time? No, I don't know. It only took you a little while. Oh, shit. All right. A perfect moment of silence. Yeah. Um, but yeah, so that, that Fuzi thing was, he was just, he was just reborn. That's all. Yeah. He was showing like he was not going to crash out. But now he's back to Fuzi. Yeah, now he's back to Fusie. He wasn't really reborn. Yusuf. Yeah. You know, Fusuf, Yusuf, yeah. You know, Fuddy is just Yusuf backwards. Oh, shit. Do you do you know that? Of course I did. Oh, okay. I thought I was

giving you some cool lore here about our friend. No. No. But if you, if you, if you know any fun facts about people I'll be willing to listen do you think racism would be less significant in the modern world if it wasn't for your vine videos yeah yeah you think so no no no so where let's say the racism was at this level before yeah where do you think you moved it to like a little up a little down stay right the same hmm I think I think I think it probably I think it probably like uh lessened it because if you think about it uh Because I achieve so much success, I think it put black people in a good light. Like, he don't like that.

Because if you think about it... He's laughing at you, I think. If you think about it, as far as influencers go, I've done a lot of movies. So anybody that has a dream of doing acting or a dream of trying to make it... Being in a Tyler Perry movie. I was never in a Tyler Perry movie. Really? Yeah, that was Foozy.

in the Tyler. No, no, I know. Oh, yeah, if they want to be in a Tyler Perry movie. But I think what I try to represent is if you have a dream, you can achieve it. If you put your mind to it. So like all around. Despite the racism. No, yeah, yeah, I agree. So like, in terms of like helping and inspiring people, you moved it up and then racism, you'd still move it down, though. I don't, I don't have anything to do with racism. I think racism is a generational thing that is coming from the inside. We loved your shit. Right. Well, thank you.

And did you, did you, did you, what, how did you feel about black people after watching my videos? Pamping, p, p, you wanted to kill them? Same as I felt before, I didn't say kill any body. Did I say that? I didn't even say words. Right, all right. I said pang ping, pamp. What does that mean? You wanted to fight black people? I didn't say that. I said pom ping pong. Okay, what did you, how'd you feel about black people after watching my vine? What is that? What is that? How'd you feel about black people? After watching my binds. I didn't say anything about hurting. I was just making emotion.

Right. Okay. Which was the Jordan ones? That's when it made you one. That one was good. Oh, thank you. Like, when I saw the one where, like, you stole the woman's purse and the iPhones, you remember that one?

The woman's purse and the iPhone. They're taking the pictures and then you steal their phones. It's the fake Wi-Fi. Maybe, maybe. Like, once you did that, like, that kind of inspired me. I started rolling around with a gun. Oh. Oh, because you thought black people was just going to come around and start robbing you?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, it's called make-believe. Like, you know when you watch a movie and, like, they rob- Your videos, they're like make-believe, but they're historically accurate, I would say. Oh, like Family Guy? Family Guy? Yeah, the cartoon, the Simpsons.

Well, those are kind of basing off maybe some stuff, but I think family guy is a little more fictional. Mm-hmm. But, but like Simpsons, like they say, like, they'll do an episode. And then 10 years later that thing will come true. Yeah, I think I don't know I have never really watched full episodes But it's probably just because they've done a lot of episodes right? Yeah, they done a lot. You know everybody says like oh the the big one they predicted is Trump being the president Mm-hmm. But it's like that just seems so obvious to me had I been around when that episode was made and I knew who Trump was he's so clearly one of the greatest people to ever exist in the universe that it would have been so obvious to me that he would have he's the greatest person I think he's the greatest person alive today and of the last 500. generations. Wait, how come he didn't laugh at that? Because I'm telling the truth. Oh, shit. Okay.

How do you feel about Obama? You know what he did? Let me tell you something. Right now, this is America before Obama. This is America after Obama. And then after Trump, it's right back at the same level. Wow. Now imagine if instead of Obama's two terms, it was Trump and he had five by now. America would just be... Investing is all about the future. So what do you think's going to happen? Bitcoin is sort of inevitable at this point. I think it would come down to precious metals. I hope we don't go cashless.

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Now, if Trump runs for a fourth term, are you going to vote for him? Well, I'm Canadian, so... Oh, so you can't vote? I can't. Well, you could vote if you get, like, a license or whatever it is. Yeah, if... Driver's license? Well, if I get a citizenship, I can vote.

But you don't have that? I do not. You're going to try and get me deported? Well, I mean, you're probably not here illegally. You've been here for long enough. What do you have, like, I just... What do you have to stay here? I got a visa, work visa.

Oh, really? You're not going to try to marry like a hook or something for 10 grand and then get a leitler. Why would that? Those are the people you pay to do that stuff. Well, I could find, I could fall in love. Okay, but that might take too long. Why would that take too long? I mean, how old are you now? I'm old.

Over 30? Yeah. I'm pushing 50. Okay, that's what I'm saying. I mean, you're over 30 and you haven't fell in love. You could have got a hook for 10 years ago for 10 grand. But I think I'm doing okay. I'm comfortable here.

Well, I'm just saying you could... I'll give you my vote. How about that? Oh, no. No, for Trump. No, okay, no. Where a Trump place here? This is a Trump city. That's what, that's why he ain't all red? Yeah, he's a Republican. Okay. Would you spare money for an organization that helps turn retarded people into fertilizer?

Whoa, whoa, what? What? What? What? What? It's a fertilizer? Oh, that's crazy. That's a crazy question I've heard in my life. And my entire life, that's the craziest question I heard.

That's crazy. Into fertilizer? You know, that's like cow manure. But then at least there's some use for them, right? Right now it's a negative use. We have to help them. Nah. What do you mean?

Nah. It's okay, we select animals. Like, let's say dogs, for example. Their use is zero. They're not helping or using each other most of the time. You know what I mean? They're just living their own lives. With humans, we have conscious levels of thinking.

Our retarded person is like a dog, but they're in a society of people who have conscious thinking. You ever go to... Well, the mentally disabled, there's different levels. Like... Retiretion, I said. What defines that? Oh, shit. You went full.

You asked me a question. I'm representing it to you. I don't know how to... Well, I think it shows like, you know, empathy and Well, that's why they're still around Because we have empathy as humans Because we're smart

500 years ago when we were a little less smart And we didn't have empathy They would turn them into fertilizer Well, they didn't have that sort of technology They would roll them on a stick And then put them over a fire And then feed them to the wolves Or just eat them

That was okay back then I don't think they did that They're still doing that where you're from Or where your people are from Canada? No, you know Well, that's what I said Where your people are. from. But anyway, Jamaica? Yes. No, I don't think we do that in Jamaica. But anyways, back

to the topic. I mean, would you spare money for that organization? No, I would not donate my money to that organization. Why not? Because it's killing people. No, it's giving them a purpose. Everybody dies. Are you going to live forever? Well, you don't want to cut their life short. But then they can help. You know, the world would be better if everybody was selfless and wanted to help each other. Imagine where we would be at. Yeah, you make a good point, but a bad point at the same time. I make a good point with a good resolution. Right.

You shouldn't run for anything. We can get one of those things that turn, like, you ever see those videos on TikTok where it smashes something until it explodes? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we can just get a big box of dirt, and then right in the middle we put a retard guy. No. And then we'll put that on people's lawns. No, you could, there's other ways.

People happy when there's grass. Yeah, but there's other ways to get grass. You don't have to use a human. It'll become cheaper because now there's more ways to get grass. How is that cheaper? That would be like a more expensive project. Okay, that might be more expensive than the current cow fertilizer. Right.

But the cow fertilizer will now go down because there's another way to do it. By murdering people? Retir people. We have to make the difference. No. People are people. they're retarded people are like they're around

yeah mentally disabled that's a whole different class of people right why you don't like the R word no you can say retarded okay yeah no I can't do that

but you just said it you just yeah but then it makes it positive is it not positive what do you want me to call them like a fake name no you can say mentally disabled because what if you have mentally is he

mentally disabled? I have no idea with him, but it doesn't matter to me. See, I think he getting offended. Every time you say retard, I see his, I see him, I see him shiver a little bit.

But that's probably why he's so easy to work with, because he doesn't ask me for any money. It's just, he's a bomb. I think he's secretly plotting to turn you into fertilizer. I don't think we're talking about any capabilities to plot

where their next meal. Yeah. Don't worry. But actually, I'm on your side. I got you. Yeah. Hey guys,

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Who do you think I'm talking about? The main character? Yeah. What's his name? Kaluyu or whatever? Yeah, Dan? Oh, do you know him? You said that as like as if you know him personally.

I do know him personally. Okay. Yeah. Based on my vines, do I feel like... Oh, like with the white girls? Is that what you're saying? No, like... Actually, I would say I haven't watched the movie in a little while, but actually, he wouldn't be the type of character you are.

You're already one of the people that's inside of the thing. You're already... I'm already hypnotized. Yes. Mm. I think I'm pretty alert and aware of everything going on. So you don't think you could get fooled like that? No.

Mm-mm. But that's what you would say if it had already happened. It might already be in the programming. Oh, shit. I might be kidnapped right now. They look like it. What does she mean? Uh, it's like, it's she.

It's like, you know. That you said it better than me. Yeah, because I'm black. What does that have to do with it? He was a black guy that said it. It was a black guy that said she'd? See. You got to like kind of kind of lean back, like chill with like, she.

What's that I have to do with black people? No, I'm just saying the guy that said it was a black man. But the guy who popped. The scorebed app here with trusted stats in real-time sports news. Yeah, hey, who should I take in the Boston? Well, statistically speaking. Nah, no more statistically speaking. I want hot takes. I want knee-jerk reactions.

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or the gambling of someone close to you, please go to Connixontario.ca. Filarized using that term with black. Yes. Well, where did he get it from? What does that mean? It's like, what does it mean to go she? Shit.

It's like, it's kind of like saying you got me fucked up. What does that mean? You got me fucked up? Like, like. Like, shit. Like, I don't know how to explain it. I don't even know what you're talking about. See, I'm saying that's black culture.

You're not going to understand this shit. Is it similar to like, type of language? No, that's racism. What's racist about that? Because you don't even know what, you don't even say nothing. You didn't even know what I said? You didn't say nothing. I probably said something about like a flying ship or something.

I don't know. See. we had an appropriate reaction to what I just said? Exactly. Oh, so it's like, it's like calling some bullshit out. Exactly.

Yes. See, I was just trying to figure it out because maybe I want to use that. Right. Like if I want a tone switch or something, I end up in the wrong place. I can't wait to see you use it. I'll be watching your podcast and I want to see you.

I'm going to start using it. I'm telling you I'm going to hit one of those soon. Yeah. But what type of guest should I use it on? Maybe not an African American guest. Maybe. No, I think you should use it on African American guests

so they can like appreciate it. Because, like, I instantly knew where that was from. I don't think a person that's not black, I think a white person wouldn't understand it. They wouldn't get it? Yeah, they wouldn't get it. How many black guests they'd be had on the show? I've had a lot of them. They come on the show often.

I mean, you'd think with all the stuff I say, they would think I'm a bad guy. But I think they know that it's like, they have respect because I'm willing to stay. Yeah. Loud and proud. Say what loud and proud? The N-word? No, I wouldn't. Right.

I saw you try to trick Bradley in the saying, in it. Bradley Martin? Yeah. He said it. No, he never said it. When I was off camera with him, he said, yo. He said, he said, cut that shit out where I said, and then he said the word, he said, because I got all these stupid, and then he said it again, friends.

And they get offended when I, and then he said it again. No, he would never say that. That's what he said. I'm telling you. No, Bradley would never say that. Why? Is there an issue with him saying that? Yeah, there's a big issue with him saying that.

Why is that? it's not it's not a it's not a it's not a good thing to say isn't that a happy word though no it's not a happy word i when i see black people say it they say it and they're smiling they go what's up and then they say it yeah so it's happy word it makes them happy it's that's between us that sounds racist that doesn't it well i can't be part of it no you can't be part of it that sounds racist you ain't you ain't gone through what we went through i just paid you back for it now we're even five dollars and 75 cents back then it was a ton of money Yeah, back then, but what we hear now?

Well, give me a break. I ain't giving you shit. That doesn't seem like the way to use it. That seems like you replace shit with shit. It seems like you don't do that. It seems like it's a whole different meaning. Yeah, you could say, see, that's a thing. I'll tell you another thing about black culture.

You could say one phrase and it'll have 10 different meanings. Yeah, because they only know, they have a limited amount of words. No, that's not it. They only have so many words. No, that's not it. No. Because they only know like 40 words. Who said that?

Yeah, like who said that? What up with that? Like, I'm saying like, you know what I mean? Nah, I don't know what you mean. To simplify like that they did it like with one last letter instead of T-H-A-T, it's D-A-T. To make it easier. No, that's not a thing. Yeah, it is.

It's called slang. Yeah, because it makes it easier because they didn't go to school. No, slang is just, nah, see, you got it all. She, see. See, that's the way to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You could say like, what's up? You know? Like, what's up? Or you could say, what's up? Or you'd be like, what's up? Like, you'd be like, what's up? You know what I mean? Like, there's different ways to say one word.

I didn't get, I just, that seemed like the same thing to me the whole time. No, one I was saying hi, when I was saying, fuck you. One I was saying, hey, what's up? You're trying to, you know what I'm saying? And then another one I was saying like, hey, what's up? You know what I'm saying? Yay. What's that mean?

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? saying? Like when our hair is touched. You were doing gay, you were saying a gay thing? No, I'm just saying like. You were hitting on a dude that's not here? No. I hope they weren't hitting on me or Mr. Flore.

No, it's whatever you're into. I don't know. I really don't get it. This is too complicated for me. Yeah, there's just different ways to say things. You know what I mean? Like, you say, what's up? Like, we're trying to fight. Like, what's up? Let me hear you say it. What's up? See, I know the actual words. What's up?

Okay, try W-A-S-U-P. Try that one. What's up? There you go. Now, that's one way. Yeah, but that's just... That's one way. Now, let's try a different way.

Say it like, um... Like, you're trying to fight somebody. What's up? No, you said it the same way. Yeah, because it's the same word. No, but you say it differently. What's up? So let me show you the difference.

This one's hello? What's up? Okay, you want me to try you? Yeah, try that. What's up? But say it more friendly. What's up? Maybe do something with your eyebrows.

Like, what's up? Yeah. But like do a little inflexion. What's up? This is the same thing. You're doing the same exact thing. No, but you got to switch it up. Like, maybe go up a little.

What's that? I think a better way to express if I'm upset is saying, hey, I'm upset. I'm going, what's up? Yeah, but you could. But why don't you condense that? Because my vocabulary is larger than yours. No, I can say, what's up?

I'm going to fuck you up. Or I can say, what's up? But that uses a lot more of your brain power than mine. No. Genetically, when you know. genetically. Yes, because Yeah.

All right. You know what I'm saying. It's nothing wrong with what I'm saying. There's a lot of wrong with what you're saying. Facts don't care about your feelings. Who? Facts don't care about your feelings. That's what Ben Shapiro said.

Oh, okay. And he's the only factual, by the way. Oh, all facts. Yeah. He never said something that's not factual. Really? That's what they're saying about him. Okay.

They did actually a report recently. Yeah. They reviewed 100 people. and they asked if they liked Ben Shapiro, and 100 people said that they liked him. I doubt that. Do you like him? I doubt 100 people said that.

I'm sure if you tilinged up everybody in the world, you could get like 100 people that said they like him. No, I don't think so. You don't think so? I don't think so. You could get close to 100. Not 100%, 100 people. Wait, but where are you finding these people?

In his house? Yeah, he's family and his friends. Yeah, see, of course. Maybe you find like a retarded guy, and he gave him ice cream. and he goes, do you like the ice cream? Do you like the ice cream? The Andrew Shapiro? He goes, yes. They slipped it in there.

Wow. What other questions you got on there? Okay, you want to move on. It was too good. I was hitting you with the political stuff. You hit me with the political, and I was trying... Can I have $100,000? From who? From me? Yeah. Like, we'll raise it together or like from my bank account?

No, from you. I mean, you seem to have a lot of money. You've been around for a while. Well, what were you going to use it for? I don't know. in my bank. You'll just go from your bank to mine. But you're not going to like trying to invest in a company? Is there a return on the investment? For you?

Yeah. No, you're just giving me a hundred grand. I would not do that. Why not? Oh, you're giving him a hundred grand, sorry. Oh yeah, it'd be going to him and he'd be just doing wild shit. He don't even talk. So why would I give him a hundred grand? No, me. But you said I give it to you

and give me a hundred grand. But then you said you're going to give it to him. It'll make me, but just like forget about that part for a second. Yeah. No, I will not give you any money. Why not? You know, it's like, you probably have a lot of it, and it's like maybe like $100 grand is worth more to me than it is to you. But you say you're not going to do anything with it.

You just say it's going to sit in your bank account. Yeah, like, I mean, don't you have $100 grand in your bank account? But why would I just give it away? It just goes from your bank to my bank. And what does that do for us? I don't know. In business, it has to be mutually beneficial. I'll give you that stone.

For $100,000? That's something better save my life I guess if somebody tried robbing you And you smash it against their head It could probably save your life Yeah But you'd probably do the robbing right Why?

I'm just referencing your vines I robbed people That wasn't a racial thing at all actually Right so I rob people in all my vines In a lot of them You've made more robbing black jokes than I have Which one? Tell me the robbing one I even referenced it earlier

The one where the women have the phone They're scanning the Wi-Fi password It's just free Wi-Fi And you grab the phones from over the phone Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that wasn't a vine. You've heard so many of them, you don't even remember. I don't even remember that one.

But yeah, that was, that was, that one was, that wasn't caught, that wasn't racism. That was just dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb people doing dumb shit. So, like, yeah, I, I wasn't, my thing wasn't really just what I was saying. I was just referencing your thing. Oh, okay, okay, yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And that video is actually, uh, it's an instructional video on how to, uh, you know, be street smart.

You shouldn't walk around just with your phone out. No? No, you shouldn't do that. There it go again. What? Your smoke detector. I don't have one. We're in my place, not yours.

Maybe in your studio that's a thing. Oh. And by any chance, do you have any weapons on you or something? I might. Because the next guest's logneck is coming in about three minutes. Okay. And I was hoping you could, maybe if you did, you did, you might. did like, you know, get him out of here.

Oh, shit? Whatever it is. No, I'm not a violent person. Then why would you have weapons on you? Just in case. To defend yourself? You got to. Would you defend others?

Yeah. So defend me. Get him out of here. I don't want to see him anymore. So what are you wanting to do? Every fucking time I end an episode with this bullshit. Okay, what you want me to do? Get rid of him.

I don't care what, which way it is. Run him over with your car for all like him. Why don't we use our words and get him out of here with our words? Do you think that? guy speaks comprehensive English. Have you ever heard him talk? Is he mentally disabled? Basically, seems like he has a different version of it. He didn't eat enough so he fucked his brain up or whatever. His brain is shriveled. Oh, wow. It's like a sponge. He's like a sponge. Has he heard you say this about him?

He keeps coming on to my show and then I have to film it. It's just a complete disaster. Oh, shit. Okay, we'll see what we can do. Maybe use this rock on him. That's a... We'll see. maybe the words will work I promise you that he's not going to understand a word of it It's like talking to a dog You know what I mean

They're not going to know what you're saying You say sit, they sit But they don't know what sit means They just know that Those decibels are associated with a certain action Really What do you think they know what sit means? I think so

I don't think they do Yeah Because some dogs don't even respond to sit It would be really find you to train a retarded person to do tricks like a dog you tell him to sit and then he sits you said that would be funny that would be awesome i mean that would be hilarious you go roll over and he starts rolling around on the floor why would that be a amazing party trick you're gonna take him to a party and do that you would be by far the coolest guy ever i mean

are you are you kidding me yeah i don't think so i don't think that i don't think that that will go over well maybe where you're from where i'm from that's like that would be the best joke that everybody's ever made. Where are you from? I'm from Los Angeles. Hmm. What's your accent? Yeah, like business, the buildings, when they go high up, and then there's a lot of

business going on. People are on computers, typing stuff. Stuff, yeah. Trading value goes up. Make sure to sell it when it's up and not down the type of accent. No. Yeah. No, no, no.

Yes, it is. Really? Yeah. You think so? Yeah. I know so. Uh-uh. Okay.

Well, that's it. I have to film with long neck now. Okay. But please take care of him outside for me. Okay. All right. Thank you. If you want to try words with him, then be my guess, but just get rid of him one way or the next. All right, cool. I'll see what I could do. Thank you for having me. You want to take this with you just in case? No, I'll leave it here. It's good production value. I'm going to try using my words.

No, just take it just in case. You might need it. Yeah. What did you think it was a fake rock? I thought it was. Which way do I go?