The Matan Show - Larry Wheels Threatens To Slap Matan After Being Disrespected

Episode Date: March 1, 2026

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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Larry Wheel. We'll come in. Thanks for coming. Thank you for having me, sir. For today's co-host, we have Mike. Welcome in Mike. Yeah, so please just pull that mic closer to you and then introduce yourself and all that one.

Sure, I'm Larry Wheels. Like that, like to your mouth. Is good? That's good. Close enough? Yeah. Larry Wheels, Power Lof, third, bodyboat, the arm wrestler, and now streamer. And is your last name, Wheels, because you're a descendant of the family.

Marcus Wheel who discovered the wheel. I wish I had a cool backstory like that, but I had a buddy that was a vet that said, hey, your last name is Williams. You lift a lot of weight. The plates in the gym are shaped like wheels, so it's called Larry Wheels. Okay, well, my idea couldn't have been true anyways because I just made that up. Oh, you got me fooled. But seriously, are you a descendant of Rabbi Ben Sif Narek?

Who is that? He's an evil rabbi who puts curses on people and turns them into frogs? I believe I'm not. As far as I know, I am not a descendant. I am Larry the third. But I was thinking you kind of, oh, you're the third Larry. Yes, Army descended of two other Larry's. My father's Larry, as is my grandfather.

And then your great-grandfather is Rabbi Ben Sifnerich. He is not. He is Larry. But you're famous, and usually there's some theories that. Famous people, they have, you know, they have to go to Israel or this or that, and there's some theories. And I was thinking that you had a direct lineage from Rabbi Ben. No, nothing cool like that.

Sorry. That's cool to you. He's putting curses on people. Ah, true. Yeah, it's not cool, actually. Now, we'll move on. Why do you think so many people are criticizing your relationship? What's so bad about a girl married?

It's never too early to plan your summer story in Europe with WestJet, from rolling countryside to cobblestone streets. Begin your next chapter. Book your seat at westjet.com or call your travel agent. WestJet, where your story takes off. I'm being a man because he has a lot of money. I've been trying to figure that up for myself. I have standards as she does, and it's funny, they call her a goldie. good, but so am I. I like gold. Who doesn't like gold? And she wants someone that can provide,

and I'm stepping up to the plate. I like to do that for my woman. And you have to understand from her perspective. You're a gold digger, but in a literal way, you're digging for gold. She's a gold digger in a metaphorical way because she doesn't have to do any work for it. I think that's why she gets some criticism. But I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with that, and it makes sense why she chose you because she was able to manipulate you very easily. Well, I think she does plenty for me. She cooks, cleaned, and she's going to be the mother of my children as well. So is that nothing to you? Is that doing nothing? No contribution? I think she's

doing it in bad faith though. You know what I mean? It's like just because a gold digger is going to do wifely things doesn't mean they're doing it because they like you. She's doing it because you have a lot of money. And she's also a very attractive woman that can be with a lot of different men that have a lot of money.

And I didn't have said money status and whatever else. I wouldn't have been able to pull her, right? Yeah, probably not because not that you're not necessarily able to pull her because she's so above your league, you wouldn't be able to pull her without money and status because she's only going to be with somebody with money and status because she has as many interests as that white wall over there. Sure, of course, and that's the opinion on the internet. And I believe

to attract a woman of her stature, young, 10 out of 10, beautiful, intelligent, you need to bring something to the table, right? When I didn't have money and status, a woman like her just wasn't even an option. You ever heard the saying that like, you know, some rich people who they won't go around, like the real rich people, they don't go around with chains and stuff. Sure. It's because they want to avoid, like, those Dubai type of people. They don't want those people coming up to them, I would say.

And you clearly aren't wearing a chain or anything, but I feel like that's kind of who that type of person is, right? Who? I'm the type of person and she is. She is. What's that kind of person? Well, I'm saying you couldn't have got with her if you didn't have status and money,

but I'm saying then you probably shouldn't have got with her. That should have been the signal that you don't get with that person if they're only with you for your status and money. But what is the problem with her looking for a man that has money and stats that can provide for her, the lifestyle that she wants? Those are the same expectations of like a pro-a-h- I feel like you have to, not that she is what I'm saying, of course not. You have to have actual standards about the personality and stuff, right? Yeah, and she has that as well, right? But that's not what you mentioned.

You said status and money. Yeah, that's first and foremost. Yeah. Right? That's a problem. You know, that allows me the opportunity to even get in the door with her, right? but the personality is obviously a big part of it because she's had, look, I wish I can show her DM. She has DMs from countless men with money and status.

Like a woman with her stature doesn't have a problem finding a man that can provide for her, right? Like there are, there is no shortage of men, especially in Dubai, where I met her, with money and status. There are men much richer than I that have tried to be with her that failed, right? So it's just like, it's just the game I'm playing. Yeah, I guess it's like a trade though. They maybe are less easily manipulated and also maybe they aren't famous. and maybe they're like very old. Is that what you think?

There are countless athletes that have been athletes. Countless Dubai athletes. Are they even able to be athletes? I feel like... She's been in America now for her two years. I feel like it's more likely than a person in Dubai has legs growing out of their ears than they become athletic. Well, not just in Dubai, but here in America, she's been here in America.

She's been here in America that have been trying to be with her. Okay. Since you're black and your wife is white, what are some mixed appropriate names you might choose? Electabaz, Magnamite, Fallout, Mech, Joker, Bat. None of those names that you gave to me. But you've got to do a name that's not completely white or completely black, so that's why I gave you some options. Give me those names again?

Electabaz, Magnamite, Fallout Mech, Joker Bat. What does Joker even mean? Like Joker and the Badman, and you combine it because they're from the same universe. A gesture maxing kind of name. I think I would choose down those names. At Desjardin Insurance, we know that when you were a building contractor,

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Justin maxi? Yeah. Yeah, I think I would not. It is funny, but I don't want my child to be a good. clown so no thanks so then why would you why would you suggest jester maxing is a name i said that joker bat name sounds like jester max okay that one's silly what about uh electabuzz what does that mean this uh yellow Pokemon the electric yellow Pokemon the big guy yeah I don't want to name my child after a Pokemon why is that because that's you're better than that I am actually yes no one else

is done it why should I be the one to do it somebody has done it and if they haven't that I'm going to be the first and let me tell you what's I feel like I gave you some options what about magnamite is that another Pokemon name is an electric Pokemon okay yeah no Pokemon name for my children fallout mech I feel like that one is self-explanatory fallout when the game fallout is like a mech they have power armor you're kind of just saying meck instead of power armor fallout power arm it's that's actually a pretty cool name I know it's not no fist no no no doubt for that no it's definitely a cool name none of those names are cool do you think your wife would get behind that I think

she definitely wouldn't but you know what you might disagree that this is cool so she wanted to our son, Blade, like from the vampire movie. She's just fucking with you. She's just having a laugh with you. No, she's being dead serious. She wants our son to be called Blade, and I'm not against it. I think it sounds cooler than a Pokemon name. Electobuz is way cooler than Blade, because Blade, it's like, it's a real name.

Electobuzz, it's like your son, he's a complete joke now. He'll never have a normal life. Wait, because you're calling him Blade? No, because you call him Electabuzz. He'll never have a serious job. That's why I'll never call him that. That's why imagine how funny it is. Imagine your son, he's Electobus.

Like he's going to be a shut-in insult for the rest of his life if he's called after a Pokemon. And how funny would that be? It's like you're choosing your son's life and you get to choose it based on just one decision. Well, I'm not a sadist. I want to call my son a Pokemon. Okay, then you can maybe go for Fallout Mac. That's just as bad as the other feel. Maybe even worse.

Why is our co-host so silent? That's Mike. What's up, Mike? On a scale of 1 through 10, how concerned would you be if your head turned green and fell off? If my hair turned green, if my head turned green. And fell off. I wouldn't be able to be concerned because I'd be dead. Oh, you got it.

Right? There's a trick question. Yeah. I'm not that much of a meat head. Yeah. Well, following up on that, was your goal always to look like a giant meatball? It wasn't always. I intend to looking like Mr. Olympi, like a really good bodybuilder, not like a meatball.

But wasn't his goal? Like fat, overweight. Well, they're literally circles. But you're not a circle, but you're kind of in that formation. I feel like I have more of an X-frame look than a meatball. Like this? Like an X? Yeah, you know, like I have a nice V-taper, broad shoulders, small ways.

Yeah, but you kind of look circular. Your head is big and circular. I feel like my head isn't. Your head is huge. I feel like your head is probably like twice the size of mine, even with my hair. That's definitely cap. With my hair, it's about the same. But my hair is about as big as my head.

You have like the biggest hair I've seen in a long time. That's what I'm saying. Your head is way bigger than mine. Not at all. But what's the point of being so strong? If you couldn't even destroy a boulder with your head. If I couldn't do what? Destroy a boulder with your head.

Why would I need to do that? Then what's the point of being so strong? Because it feels good to be strong. I don't think... There's no practical usage. It just feels good. Feeling good is what drives all of us. We do things that make us feel good.

It feels good to do cuckin. Yeah, that's why people do it. Yeah, but then you tell them it's no good. Yeah, but if you hit your head with a boulder and break, you're probably going to kill yourself. Exactly. So then why would you get strong if the result of doing that is killing yourself? You'd be doing it.

So if you could do it, it wouldn't kill you. And by the way, you don't need to be strong to break a boulder with your head. You can just put on a helmet or something. Yeah, but that is like saying you could kill somebody in a fight with a weapon, even if they're better at fighting than you. It's like, okay, how about we don't get unfair here. Yeah, but if you want to break a boulder with your head, you don't have to do strength training to do that.

You just need, like, a helmet. Do you think Deonté Wilder is responsible for the new war with Iran? I don't want to comment on that. I don't know what that was going on with that. I don't know what that was going on with that. Deontie Wilder, you don't know. know him? Not enough to speak on this, no.

I'm thinking that he might be responsible. Why do you think that? It's just something about him. His nickname is Bombskawl. Is he black? Oh, yeah. Are he racist? Do you think he's a problem because he's black?

I would say that in this situation, it would be hard to believe that there would be a black person in charge of dropping bombs in a serious part of the world, but I think this is an exception, yes. But what about his behavior to believe that? Do you know him at all or no? I don't know him at all. He's crazy. I mean, he's out of his mind.

He's a complete lunatic. But what is he done that makes him a lunatic in your opinion? He accused his opponent of putting like metal in his gloves or something along those lines. So that makes him somebody that wants to drop bombs? His name is Bomb Squad. And now there's a war with Iran. It can't be a coincidence. Is his name actually a Bomb Squad?

That's not his legal name. Like I know that we were having that conversation earlier about legal names. It's just a nickname. His actual name is the ontonement. Wilder. Yeah, I'm not convinced that he's the person that is responsible for this. Yeah, but maybe he was working with Israel in the United States military. And why is that? I'm asking you.

Why would I know that? Because you're also black and you're huge. Yeah, but why does it have to do with anything like that? Because he's a huge black guy, so maybe you could get inside of his mind a little bit. Yeah, I probably won't be doing that. I'm like an average size white guy, you know, I can't really relate to him. And I can't relate to him either on that ground. on that ground, but maybe you could relate to him on other things which would lead you to be able to relate to him on that ground.

Such as? You're huge and you're black. Okay. Look, you could probably beat most people in a fight, right? I probably could. So could he? I mean, he was a world champion, so you can relate to him there. There's a lot of relates with you guys.

Yeah, it's probably as much as I can relate to him. But on any other ground, I don't think I can't. Do you relate, let's say he wanted to bomb Iran. Would you relate to him there? I would not relate to him on that. You don't want to bomb Iran, or do you do? I don't. I feel indifferent about it.

I don't want to bomb around. Yeah. You would, you don't care. I don't know, I don't know. You don't give a shit if they get bombed. They could explode the whole thing. What does it matter to you? I have nothing to do with it.

And I definitely can't relate to him. That's what he wants to do. He never said he wanted to do it. I was just trying to get it to pick your brain a little bit. Yeah, I wish I, I, look, I wish I could explain why you think he wants to do that, but I have no idea why. I like how you were trying to do the thing

where you said, I don't really care, but then I made it seem like you don't care if people died. So I flipped it back on you. Oh, good job. Which early game item would you prefer to find in an abandoned cabin? The cloud in a bottle or Hermes Boots? A cloud.

What the hell would I do with the cloud in a bottle? It lets you double jump. And it's early game, so it's really important. You might not even have a grapple hook at this time, so it helps you get over ledges and stuff. But don't the boots allow me to fly? No, they allow you to run a lot quicker. Oh. But you're already able to run.

It doesn't provide you any, like, jumping high, or getting to places you wouldn't be able to get before. It's a saving time, but it's a lot. a lot of time. But am I in an environment while I be getting chased where I need to run fast faster than whatever's chasing me? Usually the environments

you'd find yourself in in these situations are kind of a close, tight-knit situation. So the boots might not be able to help you as much as the bottle. But if you're fighting like the Eye of Cthulhu

or Skeletron, then it could become very handy because when you build the long platforms you'll be able to run down them quicker. If you don't have the boots at that point, you'll get destroyed. And if I have a double jump?

Then you can buy my rent like you said you want to do. Yeah, so I'm gonna take the boots. But then if you take the boots, you have to bachm Israel. Yeah, I'm not bach anything. You said you wanna buy my rent and Israel? I never said that. When did I say that?

That's you just said that. Pull up the clip. Please do. And if there's something where I'm saying that, it's probably AI. No, it's not. I don't even know how to do that stuff. It's way too complicated. Do you relate to Larry from SpongeBob? Larry the Lobster?

I've been told I'm Larry Lobster all my life. Oh, really? You've got that before? All my life. I felt like I had come up something special there. I mean, I thought I had come up with some unique correlation. Sorry, like you're like the hundred thousand person to tell me that. There's a long list of people before you that have told me I looked like Larry the lobster. And is that why they

called you Larry? Yes, because he's a jacked lobster and I'm jacked. I feel like if Larry was real, he would be black, right? I mean, he's red. That's not a real color. But I feel like Larry would be black. He kind of talks like a surfer, but like a black surfer. I think of Lara think of a plumber. But he's a bodybuilder. He's just calling yourself a plumber? No, when I think of the name Larry, I think about a white plumber. But Larry, the lobster, would definitely be a white guy, not a black guy.

I guess there's not that many black people named Larry. They usually have much crazier names like Bomb Squad. Yeah, definitely. Usually do, right? Is it really unhealthy to drink three and a half gallons of Peeb Zero daily? I think drinking three and a half gallons of anything is unhealthy. Why, it's zero calories? Yeah, but you don't.

need all that sodium that comes with it. Pied out the sodium. How do you do that? When you go to the bathroom, I mean, what do you think happens when you pee? It's just far too much liquid for anyone to have on a day-to-day period. You just have to go pee a lot, but... But you won't get anything done. You'd be fucking taking a piss every 15 minutes.

You'll get nothing done. You wouldn't sleep. Let me ask you a question. What happens to people who can get up? How did they go to the bathroom? They go in a bucket? What do you call it? What do you call that fucking bed pan?

Yeah, exactly. Why don't we just connect these to people and have them all drink the thing? and then they can be happy. But you still have to wake up and, like, turn over, pull it on your pants and pissing the pen, disturbing your sleep. And then throughout the day, like, this seems worth it to me to drink three and a half gallons of peep zero.

But what do you seek to gain from doing that, bro? Like, if you were on 30 and a gallon. You feel happy all the time. You get to be drinking Pib Zero all day. Yeah, dude. Like, if she was, if anyone's on that much fluid with anything, they're going to be pissing every 15 minutes.

That just seems like a nightmare. That's punishment. Like having a UTI. Yeah, and then you can just connect one of those things and then you just go pee where you are. P as you stand. Have like a sack attached to your dick or something like that? What are you talking about?

Yeah. That sounds miserable. It's worth it. I mean, I feel like in this situation it's a fair trade. For nothing, it's miserable. For this, it's worth it. For somebody with anorexia, they'd probably just tell me like that, yeah. Yeah.

Okay. If your wife insulted you, would you have to buy her a nice gift after? No. How would that work? If my wife insulted me, why would I have to buy her a nice gift? To make up after the argument and the insults you gave me. I can't think of anything that's more simple than that. I know that's why I'm asking you.

That's Mike, Mike. Hold on. Go ahead, finish what you're saying. Oh, I'm Larry Wheels. I'm from the Holy Land of Jerusalem. Is that true, Larry? There isn't anything further from the truth. You're from the Holy Land of Jerusalem? I'm not.

That's what Larry Wheels just said. I'm from the hood of the Bronx. Oh, shit. Okay, let's move on. Well, I'm from the hood of the Bronx. I have no clue what's happening. Don't look at me. Don't explain what the hell's going on. Don't look at me like I know.

What would happen to someone if they took OZempic and steroids at the same time? They would get shredded. Really? Is that what would happen? The OZempec would curb their appetite, but if they're training and on steroids, they'd be building lean tissue, right?

And the OZEmpic would also curb their craving, so they'd be eating less junk food, less bullshit. So this is actually an amazing idea. It's not a bad idea. I mean, many bodyblowers actually do use things like Red A True Tide, those Zampix, or Zemphitheat, to get an edge when they're preparing for a bodybuilding show, in addition to steroids.

Would you recommend this to that girl, the 75 pounder? I would recommend she would go on MK677 and some Anavar. Is that like a drone in like Modern Warfare 3? No, it's actually a peptide. It's like when you get 15 kills? No, not at all. It's something that will make her eat. She needs to eat.

She's 75 pounds. She's withering away. She needs to eat about 800 calories a day. What? Because her metabolism is very low Because she's a woman and she weighs 75 pounds So If she's eating 800 calories a day

She's probably gonna be more than 75 pounds I don't think so At 75 pounds You have to be on significantly less calories And 800 calories I would beg to differ I think at that point Your organs are probably

Going to the Holy Land Larry Is that true Larry? We're not going to the Holy Land I've never been to the Holy Land Larry just said you're going to the Holy Land. What? This whole Iran thing is starting to make sense now. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me.

Your issue with the Iranians. It's not making any sense. Are you teaming up with Deonté Wilder to destroy Iran? Did you just do that strike? Did you bomb the Fairmont? Seems like you did. It seems like it was between you and Deontay Wilder. I think you're projecting and I think it's actually your fault.

Not at all. I am nothing to do with it. Like whoever smelt the Delta? Where are my gloves? Come on, heat. Winter is hard, but your groceries don't have to be. This winter, stay warm. Tap the banner to order your groceries online at voila.ca.

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African American people. Explain one incident where that was damaging to that American community. There was an African American guy who had that disease where he looks really pale and he said the N-word. And another black guy mistaked him for not being black. So he punched him and he did damage to an African-American. Yeah, I'm convinced that story is entirely made up. What? I'm convinced that story is entirely-

Yeah, that was a hypothetical, but I almost guarantee you that's happened before. You know that's happened. Of course that's happened before. Yeah, that's definitely never happened. You don't think a black guy attacked another black guy because he looked white and he said the N-word and he thought he was white? That probably happens like

four times a day where you're from in Jerusalem. Does that ever happen? Do black guys ever attack anyone for using the N-word? They may make some dirty remarks but do they ever actually get physical? I get like seven videos a day of it on Twitter. He's been getting me riled up. You send me those clips? You know you haven't been seeing them?

I haven't seen any of those clips. That's news to me. So really? Why do you say the N-word if you know how much damage you can do. It doesn't do any damage. Do you let your wife say the N-word? I gave you the impasse, yes. So that's what she says when she's mad. She goes, boom! And she's horrible. I will survive the impasse. You do. That'd be correct. My wife says it as foreplay. No, no, no, it's an insult. No, no, no, it's forplay. It gets me exciting when she says it. No. Don't, don't pretend it's like a thing you're in on. It's an insult. Would you sleep with Mr. Beast, no homo?

Full homo I would not Why? Because it's homo What's homo scept about that Putting my p-p-in on the man's ass- Is that it wrong? No, it's Mr. Beast No, it's like sleeping in a bed with him Like sleeping beside him in a bed But not having any sex-octivity

Yeah, what's homo-setsets air about that? Yeah, if we're not like fucking each other Then sure, it's nothing almost a-h-a-oh about it So you would do that Would I sleep in a bed next to Mr. Beast? Yeah Oh, I'm Larry Wheels and I fuck Mr. Bees Is that true, Larry?

No, it's not true. So, based on what you just said... But Larry just said it. See, you know what? Now, I'm not sleeping next to Mr. Beast. Because that? Yeah, because of that. But you're very easily influenced.

You're claiming that this guy's a liar, but he actually has influence over real-life decisions that you make? It's getting taken out of context, so no, I'm not sleeping next to Mr. Beast. Even if we're fully dressed, then people are watching. Whoa. Who added the people watching? No, Larry doesn't do that.

Why is he's cool of shit? Why would you ask? the people watching part Larry because is that from experience what's that I saw a couple comments about that no it's not from experience have you seen those comments I've seen those comments yes are they true they're not true so what's your response to those people to what comments exactly spell it out the ones that are calling you a cock you're well I'm not a cuck okay could you have any proof that you're not there's no proof that I am yeah but it's on you to prove a negative that's how that works well

how did one go about proving that you can't that's why it's in impossible. That's why you're guilty. That's how it works. Philosophy. Yeah, I don't agree with that. Not prove positives. Yeah, well... You don't provide evidence for a claim you're making. You provide evidence for a claim that doesn't exist. Right. Well, there's no way for me to prove that. Yeah. So how can we stop people believing that? We don't. We just live our lives and move on. Because you have no proof against it. There's no proof. There's no way to prove that. That didn't happen. Because you can't disprove a negative. Disprove a negative. What do you mean by that? You don't understand what I'm saying? I've never heard.

somebody said that before. That makes sense. Do you think when you slapped that tiny man it was because of what he said? Was it because you were compensating after being undermined and feeling powerless in your own home? It's because of what he said and the disrespect he gave to me and my wife. What did he say exactly? This is WWU what the hell's going on? Why is there a chariot who left after he left? Go ahead. Yeah, it's because he disrespected my wife and I. What did he say? I saw you slap him and it seemed like he had touched your wife. It was hard to tell. No, he didn't touch my wife. He didn't mean inappropriate comments.

But she said, don't touch me. That was Rampage that gave her a goodbye hug. Okay. And that had nothing to do with the fact that like she was undermining you in your own house. Yeah, it was nothing to do with that. Why do you think that's the case? Why do you think that goes on behind closed doors? I've seen the streams that you've done with her where you're like trying to say something and then she shuts you up? No, she may speak for me at times, which is what a team and a married couple does occasionally because we're comfortable. I speak for her sometimes. Sometimes she'll speak for me. That's what married couples do. Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah. Married. Yeah, we're married. You're missing my clever genius statement here. When I say married, I'm saying like past tense, but it already ends with an ED, which is usually our people in past tense things. But married already sounds like that, but I'm making it sound past tense. Do you get it?

Because you're saying we're not married anymore. No, I'm saying that's what married couples do. Do you get it? No. No? I feel like I just explained it as clear as I could. Yeah, it couldn't be more confusing. It couldn't be any more confusing.

I'm saying that's what couples do who end up not staying together. Like the wife ends up interrupting the husband and just speaking for him all the time. Is that what you think happens? No, I think it's totally normal. That's true for that. Occasional. What's it? I don't think it's occasional.

It is occasional. I can tell you never have been married, or maybe even in a relationship. Both of those things are true. I mean, it would be pretty weird if I had been married yet. And how old are you? I'm 18. Huh? Had I been married?

It would be strange. Huh? It would be strange being married to 18. Well, I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but maybe even there's nothing wrong with a much lower marriage than that. Oh. But you're creating a new group with the rampage and that guy you slapped. Yeah. So it was probably fake you slapping.

It was probably set up. No, it wasn't. I mean, you slapped a guy that you jep. agreed to do a content group with? Yeah, we made up and moved on with our life. Forgive and forget. Was that like the first day you had met him? No, it wasn't the first day I met him.

So you were already friends with him before? Yeah, we have, yeah. And it sounds a little fishy to me. I feel like there's two options here. It was fake or you were undermined at home? And you were letting out your rage on that tiny little guy. It's neither option that you presented. Yes.

Larry the Lobster would never. To be fair, I don't really feel bad for that guy. He's very annoying. Larry the Lobster? No. That's tiny little guy you slapped. Yeah, 14. When do you think your wife is going to cash in her money in the bank contract?

What contract are we referring to? She went, no pre-nup, divorce, boom, money in the bank. It's like WWE, but real life. I think we're going to be together forever. How the hell did she convince you not to sign a pre-up? I mean, really, are you? How did she convince you of that? She didn't convince me.

I disagreed to do it. She volunteered to do it. She volunteered. She said, no, we don't need to. I believe we're going to last forever. That's what she said? That's what I said. I think I saw a clip where you said you initially wanted one.

I said we spoke about it, right? And we decided not to. We both made a decision not to do it. Yeah, why would she come to the decision that you should do it? Why would ever make her want to do that? Even if she actually was with you because she liked you, she would have no incentive to do that because she would think that you guys are together. If she was in a relationship to try to steal your money, then of course she would never agree with it.

Nothing would ever make her agree with that. Well, I marry somebody I trust, and it's as simple as that. I forget the name, but it's like one of those demons who fool a man's mind. A succubis? Yes. She might be a succubis for Halloween, but she's not actually a succubis. But then again, it's like people call it kind of low effort if people dress up as themselves. So if you were dressed up as Larry Wheels and she was dressed up as a succubis, it's like, come on.

Hmm, fair point. Yeah. Although it is slightly sad. Isn't it still pretty funny that some people are born without arms or legs and can't do anything about it? It is very sad. It's tragic, actually. It's a little sad. It's not tragic. I wouldn't go that far.

Could you imagine not having arms and legs? No, I would... Yeah, so it's a tragedy, isn't it? It's a little funny, though. It's like, you got unlucky, my friend. Do you point and laugh for that person's face? Would you ever, like, see a person with no limbs and say, ha-ha? That's not somebody I'd be physically...

Not that I'm very physically capable, but I wouldn't be physically intimidated by a guy without arms or legs. I mean, even if they had a weapon, they couldn't use it. But would you, like, gesture them? Would you make fun of them? Maybe. Like, how would you, like, make fun of a person with no limbs? Like, give me a joke.

No arms, no legs. Can't move. Oh, so, yeah, that's what I expect you to do. That would be pretty cool, though. I don't think so. Yeah. Let's say you put a piece of tape over their mouth so they can't hit you with one pack.

they can't even remove it. They could be stuck like that forever. And you find that hilarious, don't you? It's pretty fun. It's sad, though. It's messed up. I thought it's just a little bit sad. I was disgusty.

It's a little sad. It's not that bad. I mean, really, is it even that bad? Like, let's be for real. Yeah, I think it's pretty bad. Would you consider yourself a good person? I would. I would agree.

You seem like a great guy. Can I have 100 bucks? You could. I don't have cash on me. Oh, it's always this bullshit. I don't have cash on me. Let me see. I don't believe you. Every time I ask a guest for 100 bucks, I don't have cash on me.

I don't. Let me see. I have only Rupils from Russia. Do you take Rupils? I'll take Rupils. I'll give you every ruple on my Murs. In your Murs? Yeah, I have a Murs.

Full of rubles. It's a man purse. Oh, no. Yes. You don't have one? No. Why not? Because I haven't been tricked yet to thinking that's okay.

Well, anyways, do you have it on you, or is it all? over there. It's over there. Want me to grab it? Yeah. That would be great. Can you grab it and I can have money? I'll just get it. Uh, I've been looking for a purpose. Yes. Oh, is that really money? Dude, this is rubles. Can I have it? Absolutely. You can spend all you want in Russia. It's worth where else though. Well, I'll just get it checked. I'll just have it translated to actual money. How much is this worth? Hundreds of dollars. It's more than what you ask because I'm a nice person. Really? Absolutely. It's actually worth like several hundred dollars. Yes. But you can't exchange. change it for dollars here because of sanctions.

Oh really? So it's really just completely useless. Yeah, you can turn it up right in front me. I won't give a shit. No, I'm not going to do that because at some point the sanctions will lift. You gotta wait. You know what I mean? Okay.

Sections aren't gonna last forever. Oh, you're actually pocketing my money. Okay. So you're not a good person is what we just found out. I just told you I laughed at people without arms or legs. Do you think like on that scale, taking money that was given to you after being asked for money is like, like worse than that. Yeah, I'm not surprised after that.

But you acted surprised. Yeah. And by the way, you pretending that you're a good person when you're a descendant of Rabbi Ben Sifernarek is very funny. I'm Larry the third. I'm a descendant of Larry. Who's a descendant of Larry? That's right.

Who's a descendant of Rabbi Ben Sifnerick Ben? Incorrect. What about on the other side of the family? What about him? Maybe that's where he's from. Are you half white? I am half white. Really?

Yeah. So why did you come out so? black because I would have thought you're fully black. If you put a little bit of chocolate and milk, it's chocolate milk. Yeah, but the more chocolate you put in the milk, the darker the milk becomes. Sure. You're as dark as a milk could come, I feel.

Besides Africans, but they don't count. There are people that are much darker than me that are African. They're African, but they're not African-American. Right. I'm saying I'm not even counting those people. Those people are like aliens to me. Why? I've tried to talk to them.

It's like, literally like, talking to an alien. But why is that? They speak English. Africans? African Americans? No, African-Americans are, there are people. They are. I'll take that stance. Are they beneath you? Yep. Okay. That's I thought racist. Beneath me, like they're helping me up, you know, because they're great. I wouldn't say they're bad people. So you're stepping on them to get ahead. Yeah, but not because they're African-Americans, because that's what has to be done. Okay. You wouldn't step on an African American to level yourself up? Absolutely not.

Why would I? I mean, I know somebody who would. Who's that? You know who I'm talking about. Deante? No, he's just, he has an issue with Iran, I heard. No, somebody closer to you. Your wife, obviously.

Ah, I see what you're saying. You didn't get it? Okay, I see what you're saying. It's like a big step. She's pulling you apart, basically. She's going to steal half your money. Is that what you think? And she probably knows some good lawyer.

She's probably because you have to, You have to imagine she's prepared for this. You think so? You think we're not going to last? You think we're just going to divorce one or you to take half my shit? I don't think that it's like a theory if things go wrong. I think that it was just bound to how. I think that's her mission.

You think so? Yeah. And how much money do you have? Let's say I got split in half. How much does she get? A couple thousand dollars? Yeah, right. Yeah, everything is in my mom's name.

Is that true? I feel like that's not true. I feel like that's a grift. You think so? How can you prove that? It's not true. Prove it. No, you don't.

prove a negative. That's ridiculous. That's not how that works. What's a negative? Yeah, what do you keep representing negative? How do you prove a negative? What are you talking about? If I accuse you of wanting to bomb Iran and I don't have any evidence, you don't have to give me evidence that you don't. I'm the one making the accusation. This is the complete opposite of what I said earlier because earlier I was lying because I knew you had no idea what I'm talking about. That's right. I had no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, which is why I was able to fool you. Pull the mic closer to. Sure.

But yeah, in real life, you don't have to prove negatives, of course. Okay. Why do Asian people just look untrustworthy? You tell me. That's a question you have to answer.

But you would agree with the sentiment? No, I would not. They look like China always gets something. There's always something there. It's never just calm. You never just go somewhere and it's calm. You go to a sushi restaurant. It's like,

are they judging me? What's up here? They're looking at me like this. They're always looking at me Like there's something wrong with me Have you ever been wrong by an Asian person Maybe that's what No my experiences have been good

But even my Asian friends I'm like hey how are you doing And they look at me like this They go I'm okay Like what did I do wrong I ask how you're doing And they're looking at me like I'm a bad guy

Because you are a bad guy You make fun to people with no limbs No I was saying I would do that Not that I do I've never met somebody with no limbs That would be nauseating Yeah but you already told it how you would behave if you did.

I said I'd be willing to do it, not that I would do it. But that makes you a bad person. But my Asian friend never had this conversation where I revealed that I'd be willing to do this. And he's already looking at me like I'm a bad guy. But has any Asian person ever wronged in any way? Probably not. No.

Okay. I can't think of a specific experience. So you're just judging them because of the way they look? The way they're looking at me. Yeah. But they look at everyone like that. Why would they do that? Because they're untrustworthy.

They're always planning something. They're skeptical of things. But isn't that everybody? We're all planning and skeptical of things. Yeah, but people have different ways of going about it. I mean, like, a black person, if they're skeptical of something, they don't look at you like you did something wrong. They'll grab your...

Oh. What kind of black people do you hang around, dude? Have you ever met a black person besides me? I've met some. It's just a safety precaution. It's not racism at all. Oh, sure. Sure, it doesn't sound like racism at all.

Yeah, not even a little bit. There's nothing on that page. Yes, there is. There's nothing on that fucking page. Why would you lie about that? Why are you lying? There's a bunch of stuff right here. What are you reading?

You want me to read you the question? Sure, what is it? You haven't memorized, by the way. It's not on the page. I don't have anything memorized. Okay. Then please read the empty page. Will you be willing to help the next guest's longneck get into better shape?

The damn longneck? Yeah, daddy longneck. The kid with a really long neck and he's really skinny. I don't like the people call him kid. Everybody calls him kid, but that motherfucker looks like he's about 60 years old and he's a creepy bastard. I would love to get him on a steroid cycle and make him work out. He would just collapse. I mean, are you trying to kill him?

You're going to get a long neck on a steroid cycle? That's what the steroids are for. So he doesn't collapse. Yeah, would you give steroids to the guy without arms or legs? That would be interesting. Yeah, literally just turn into a circle. You could play basketball. all the way down.

That would be interesting. Would it improve their quality of life? Why don't you guys do that? Why don't all the bodybuilders get together and they find like a circular guy, just a fat guy without arms or legs and they play basketball with him? Because he'd be very heavy. Yeah, but that's why I'm saying bodybuilders. I tried picking up big marquee, six five, five hundred pounds.

I couldn't even pick him off the ground. 500 pounds. A guy without arms or legs already had, he's already lost, what, 40 pounds? Dude, there's no way anyone's going to be able to throw someone into a hole. throw someone into a hoop that weighs hundreds of pounds. There's no way. Hundreds of pounds, 200 pounds. Yeah, there's no way.

You couldn't pick up a 200 pound ball and throw it? Absolutely not. Is there anybody who could? Throwing a 20-pound ball would be difficult. I feel like I could do that. I could tell you've never lifted weight a day in your life because you think it's possible. Never. But a 20-pound ball?

A 20-pound ball? I think people would have a hard time getting into a basketball hoop. That might be true, but not a bodybuilder. Why is this guy still not talking? That's Mike. Okay. Anyways, can you help long neck? He's the next guest.

we have to end the show because he's here 100% yes I will no shit is you actually here yeah you'll see him in a second thanks for coming on