The Matan Show - Matan Asks The Tren Twins If They Beat Their Girlfriends...

Episode Date: June 1, 2025

Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have the trend twins please welcome in thanks for coming on and for today's co-host please welcome in Mike Mike is the co-host yeah please just take a seat here we guys got you some new beautiful chairs here oh these are these are really nice yeah whatever whatever those are brand new so if you're gonna catch something from there, all the chairs are dirty. Yeah, yeah. So this is my mic, we talk through here. You guys should just, I don't know, sort of... ...talk into it. I don't know how you guys answer questions, like which one of you is the smarter one or something. Yeah, that usually is.

I think, uh... He's the smarter one? Yeah, I am. No, he's not. You're just letting him say that to your face? Well, he... He's the smarter one? You're just letting him say that to your face? You're not even holding it to your mouth right now as either of you talk. I wasn't thinking about it. You guys, yeah just keep it sort of in the middle there and then when either of you talk

just try to lean into it a little bit. That's just the director's job here to figure out the stuff with the camera. I don't even know if the director is filming. Is the director filming? I see the red thing. This is Mike? Mike? That's Mike over there

You I think you're talking about the director you know what that is him. I don't know what you're talking about Yeah, I think that's him bro. You might just be getting confused. He got Upgraded. I don't know. I've seen a clip you had like a crackhead in here. Oh, I didn't do nothing He just stormed in here, but please in case anybody doesn't know you guys, just introduce yourselves a little bit about. OK, so I'm Chris. It's Mike. And we're the Trent Twins. Yeah, his name's Mike.

Oh, your name is also Mike? Yeah. OK. We're the Trent Twins. I don't know. Aspiring bodybuilders. Which camera? There's like five cameras.

Like, which camera? Yeah, the one there. That's the main one there one I Don't look in the general. Okay that one over there. All right. He pointed up there though, you know There is a camera we just have it there for safety reasons Just in case somebody wants to use the bathroom we have the footage there in case they try filming me when I'm not on camera then I have a video of them peeing. So it's like... Not just blackmail it's like um it's the same reason people don't use nucleus on each other. They have the same they know...

I see what you're saying. You get it? Why are you guys called the Trend Twins? You know, actually, before we even were on Trend, we were called the Trend Twins. Oh, but now you are on Trend. We happen to take Trend, yeah. I dabbled in Trend. Just on accident?

I don't think you stick a needle up your ass on accident. Oh, so it's not like protein powder? No. No, no. Okay. Because I was... I tried to eat some protein powder I didn't know if I was on trend or something. I wish I wish it was that easy frankly, not Yeah, should people automatically assume you guys beat your girlfriends because how you look

I guess there's some stipulation like stipulation like Royd Reed? Angles and cameras! Alright. I'm gonna beat your ass buddy. Dude his balls and shit are like facing me bro like I'm getting a whiff of some shit man. He smells bad? I don't know if it's him it's probably this guy. Hey don't break the fourth wall with him. Don't break the third wall with him. Okay so act like he's not here. He just fucking screamed. Well he's just directing stuff we're gonna have to cut that out. I didn't even understand what he said. Alright don't don't he's not here just chill out. Just forget about? He's just directing stuff. We're gonna have to cut Don't don't he's not here. Just forget about him. He's just making sure the angles are good. Oh, he's not doing nothing He's good. I know it's go ahead with that please oh yeah

Do we beat our girlfriends? Yeah? Well should people just assume that I mean I mean girlfriend the only thing I'm beating is my fucking me I've had The urge to lay my hands on many people, but there's always just a fine line that I don't cross. You just want to do it, but you won't? Oh yeah. I've never had, I've never wanted to slap my girlfriend, even though she's pissed me off many times, but the only person that I do hit is this guy. You guys fight?

Well I think though it's a little bit not always how you look though. Contrary to the question I just asked because I feel like I don't really look like a big guy. I don't have a lot of muscles. I'm also not in a relationship but I would attack my girlfriend if she tried setting some rules I didn't like or said something that pissed me off a little bit. What were you talking, verbally attack, physically attack or both? I mean first he's gonna start with verbal on my end just like when I get home Just a verbal attack to set the boundaries not just the boundaries to set the stage that I'm the boss And then if they even respond with something like sorry about that

They shouldn't even respond because I'm already pissed off Forget about that and just respond to what I said Forget about that and just respond to what I said. I mean I don't want to commit any crimes here because like next thing you know my girlfriend saying I beat her I'm on this podcast and I just like admitted that shit. You don't have like trust that you guys will be together in the future though? I mean you never know you know what I'm saying you never know. Would you get her name tattooed like

in your mouth like Like how the... On the lips? Yeah, like how the native people do it. Yeah, yeah, the native people? Whatever they're called. Browns? Browns. Browns.

Yeah. They do that stuff? I don't... We're talking about like browns... Like Indians or are we talking about like... I mean there are also Indians but I guess it's not allowed to say that today. Indians? Wait, are we talking about people from Indonesia? I mean there are also Indians, but I guess he's not allowed to say that today No, we're talking about native. I'm talking about native people. I'm talking about the Indians who you're not allowed to call Indians anymore Okay, so Brown's is better is Brown's better than Brown

so Like it yeah like I back change the fucking question I feel like we're yeah we're getting off topic that's something really personal like I'm getting a lot of black viewers on here like can you see oh none yeah just like I don't even think my show I think my show audience is so racist that it doesn't even have the possibility that if it got posted on a clip or could just be seen by anybody I still don't think they'd see it. Yeah Okay, so we can get a little racist here

You could say whatever if you're not racist, you're gonna lose my audience's support AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY with diabetes or can we give it to the people who really need it? I mean I take it recreationally I don't know who really needs it but just don't be fucking fat just that's my thing just go do some fucking cardio be active have fucking sex what if there's what if it's a really fat one he duck he can't do cardio you got to take some ozempig that's what I mean that's the question I just went to Mexico at some point you get Yeah, but I don't think I think if you give steroids and Adderall to like a 700 pound guy did Their heart would explode. Yeah, they do the lesson they need is gear heart would At some point you just get so fat that it's just like the only thing to help you now is just to stop eating like there's no way around it nothing will help you

not fucking surgery that'll fucking help yeah is your guys goal to look like you're about to explode uh my biceps yeah for sure uh yeah i know you have muscle there i mean i'm just saying like you think there's a i just want to look jacked and sexy and beautiful I'm a sex symbol man I Don't know I have nothing to say I'm not a woman Or gay well sometimes. It's just subjective. You know it could be subjective to wait. Do you think like Brad Pitt? That about another man, I'm not attracted to him I think I know but like uh I guess he has like features maybe did I Don't know. It's hardly to say something without sounding a little gay

You can't say he's handsome like he's a handsome dude. He's a handsome guy But I mean, I feel like that could be taken out of context. Okay. Yeah. Well, what about the racist? Should you say that could take it out of context? Yeah, but I'm honest about it I am if you're honest about it makes it better you say that could take it out of context Yeah but I'm honest about it, I am If you're honest about it, it makes it better That does make it better? Okay Are you or a loved one suffering from urinary tract infection?

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That's so fucking true. That's so fucking real, dude. I eat healthy, I fucking take my health supplements, but damn is that that blood work? There's nothing you could do to combat the effects of trend. I remember taking 24. I look like I'm dirty you're 24 Wow, yeah, you're right. I'm no offense. I wouldn't guess that I would not said like 30s. I would have said like 29. That's damn near 30, bro like 29? That's damn near 30 bro. You round up. Well I'm saying like not like mid 30s like 35 but what is he you're like what 27? We're fucking twins. Oh yeah. We're born on the same. Are you guys trying to look like each other? No. What do you think? I mean

we got it just ended up like this like I'd never wanted to dress the same or like look the same but you got the same tats and shit like I don't know. I know but you guys are the same height and stuff to is that on purpose If I could choose my own height I'd probably be like six two or some shit how tall are you now? I'm five six five six Maybe like five five, but I don't know if I know a little bit And I'm like, I mean some of the greatest people have greatest athletes in the world are shorter men. Messi?

You know, you're a big soccer guy. Yeah, he's the best. But only really in soccer though, and I feel like he's almost an exception, but he's the best. You could still be a good athlete in 5'6". I was a good athlete. I actually was. Or do they let, like the Mr. Olympians, are they allowed to, do they let them be 5'6'' in

the winter or they don't? Yeah, actually a lot of them are shorter. Really? Do you think that's because all of the people competing in Mr. Olympia are just people, the only people willing to get that jacked is people who are- You're saying they're compensating. They're compensating for their hide, yeah. I guess you could, I don't know, you could say that.

Am I compensating? Fuck yeah. You are. Why do you think I have a thousand horsepower car. I got big-ass biceps fucking tattoo, but if you're right You know I'm not compensating for my cock size, but I don't need a compensate for that I Feel like that one. I don't know I feel like that could be a lie I feel like since that's the only thing that's not known about you because you haven't taken down your pants Everybody knows you drive that car and how tall you are but nobody knows the other hey i've seen it i've seen it and we twins and like if we both like we both can confirm it for ourselves that means that's like we're not

happy bro same jeans you said you guys saw each other naked so this doesn't really apply we said it before yeah we said that you just said that right now Well, no, but I was saying bro. We're fucking no, i've never i've we've we had a we shared a bedroom until we were like fucking 13 14 We shared a apartment like one bedroom apartment. He lived in the closet. I got the bed in the closet Yeah, wait, that sounds that sounds terrible. Fuck fuck fucked up. Uh, yeah No, like I physically lived in I don't have anything wrong physically lived in the closet. I don't have anything wrong with gays. No, I- I don't have anything wrong with them. Well, what if I-

Would you say that his septum piercing is a little homosexual? Stop, stop, stop. See, I'm not just asking a genuine question. I just wanna- I was- I was- physically in the closet. Not-

subjectively. That's not what subjectively means. You said that so wrong. Okay, you're saying like you weren't metaphorically in the closet? Yes, I wasn't metaphorically. I've never been in the closet. Metaphorically?

I've never been in the fucking closet. Like a medic? Yeah, you know. You were fixing wounds in the closet? Yeah. I was fixing other things, let's do that. Here we go. things let's say that here we go is it a coincidence that all the famous atheists are dead famous who atheists famous who atheists

atheist yes ah I think religion was used is used as a as a tool to gain power. I'm got the whole different thing I'm saying all these famous atheist guys. Okay, but you're They're all dead now. None of them are living. I would kill them who would their ops their ops are fucking Bloods and Crips, bro It's the fucking that religion. It's like Socrates for the Bloods and Crips I for the bloods and Crips I don't know what the quest the question I don't understand it like I don't know it who's that famous atheist Neil deGrasse Tyson still he's agnostic bro well I meant like yeah I don't know I don't know about Neil deGrasse Tyson he'll be dead soon how do you know I just have a feeling. You got the inside scoop because you're Jewish. I'm not Jewish! I have, I have. No, I'm not going to say I'm going to kill him. That's illegal.

Why would you want to kill him, bro? He's one of the greatest minds of our time. To prove myself right, then I get justified in saying he's going to die soon. Okay. Because then I was right, you see what I mean? Then people can know I'm an honest guy. I feel you. But that would actually be in bad faith because then it's like I'm taking Step well, it depends how you view it I think killing Neil deGrasse Tyson is not good in any way you view it. You don't think people should kill him Why would you want to kill him bro? That could be like if you if you kill him and you get a hold of him and then you pass through a board

That would go be I would be expensive. There's other people that you could kill for even more glory that would be expensive. There's other people that you could kill for even more glory. Like don't kill a child molester. I'd kill a child molester. Yeah but nobody cares if you kill a child molester. Yes they do. You see these clips of these motherfuckers going to like. Yeah but now look where Vitaly's at. He's going to jail in Indonesia with those Asians for 30 years. Yeah he's going to get his booty taken. Well that's what I mean. If you kill Neil deGrasse Tyson there's no glory in it. It's like stepping on an ant, but you're gonna have an ant well You know there's no white ants, you know that was my connection there There's a red answer like the

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He had one of the most aesthetic abs of all time. That shit's subjective, so it's just like- You don't agree with that? No, I don't fucking agree at all. Do you think you could be used as fuel for a furnace? What the fuck? I mean, I know. Don't you? I mean, I got enough oil in my body. That's what I mean. I feel like you guys, as I said earlier, on the verge of explosions. Yeah, I got enough

oil. Yeah, I guess that the test is suspended in oil so I guess we are partially filled with oil if that's what you were going with oh oh fucking hell yo I told you they're gonna water board us that is sugar in it I'm allergic to that shit I don't know why he did that sure huh maybe he was thirsty? My seat is like fucking wet. I need some carbs low key. Quiet on set! This ain't even exciting. He's stretching me out. You broke it? I didn't break it. Why did you break it? I didn't. You didn't bought that for you yesterday. You bought this yesterday? There's duct tape on this shit. That's how it came. What do you want me to do? I bought a refurbished what

I didn't sign a waiver or nothing. So like if I fucking This shit stabs me the asshole, bro Are you have not you know to sue somebody they have to have money or you're just wasting your time You I mean, this is a expensive location. This is a beautiful set here. Yeah, this fucking guy dumbass. Damn the wall Again wait wait wait Can a minor can a minor? Yeah, you know what? Give me that Come on bro, quit fucking around All right Shit Quit fucking around

All right You guys are talking in for being thirsty. He's not you know what go get some water or some shit He's got Mentos and he's putting in the fucking coke. Wait, what? You know what? Yeah. Bro. I actually need this. Wait. No, you shouldn't have that either bro. You don't want diabetes right bro? No.

You wanna get jacked? What? Not really. I mean I would like to just maybe have like a six pack but maybe weigh like 140 pounds I don't want to be super like you want to be super buff like you guys You guys You guys tried to stop him but you failed how did you let him get a hold of that you took the code It was open. He he know that to me asked for a fucking mental. I look away. That was a good tactic

They had then they were planning that together here buddy here Can a minor be a can a minor be a fuck yeah All right Mike stop playing around You're about to get fired which Mike no my mind you would you hire me are you oh you're Mike or he's Mike I'm Mike would you hire me though to do what for the set man? No, I just like to keep like a close crew here of smart intelligent guys smart I'm smart like that guy that guy just drank more in a second than anybody I've seen before That guy just drank more in a second than anybody I've seen before Cuz um That's a factor for intelligence on an IQ test. That's what they have you do. Have you ever taken one? I took one I got like

370 no you fucking didn't that's nobody's ever done it Until I took it I thought the lower it is is the smarter you are that's your fucking word That's how you know, there's a room temperature IQ. No, it's for somebody to say that It's a lot lower than room temperature like way down. I'm not sure we'd imply it's like average I was in like the 15s. You're gonna Unless I took something else. I don't you're you're you're dumber than like a parrot. Wait, what? Alright, I must be talking about a different test.

You take the SAT? You took the SAT and you got 15? No, no, no, no. I'm saying have you taken it? No, I don't go to school anymore. I left school before I got to the point where I would take that. So how old are you now? Now I'm 18.

You're 18 years old? And you didn't graduate? No, I didn't. Are you a virgin? Yeah, well yeah, I'm waiting till marriage. I'm like. You're 18 years old? Yeah. You didn't graduate. No I didn't. Are you a virgin? Yeah well yeah, I'm waiting till marriage. I'm like a religious guy. That's why I asked that question about the atheists. Okay.

I'm a religious guy as well. You are religious? Yeah. But he's not? I'm religious, yeah. Not as much as him? Probably just as much. And what about that question I asked?

Can a minor be a p***y? I think anybody can be a p******. Explain that, wouldn't you know what I mean? You ever seen them people that just like, they uh, dead bodies and s***? That's very left field. That wouldn't be a p******. That's not the same. I don't know the term for that, but that's just's just I mean that's illegal too. I don't know

It's illegal. Yeah, you can't do that And I've never done it Why'd that come up to your mind? It's like just thought about it's like the weirdest shit you can do or like fucking animals You know, that's pretty fucking weird. Yeah, probably I feel I feel like the animal stuff's a bit worse So minor as a pedophile though, so like are we talking like you like you're like 14 and you're fucking like a 7-year-old? Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. Should the 14-year-old go to jail? Yeah, you gotta learn to control...

What about a 14 and a 9-year-old? Like, Kanye and his cousin? Kanye and his co... what are you talking about? You didn't hear the news? What's the news? No. What are you talking about? You didn't hear the news? What's the news? No. He was, um, I guess giving his cousin head when he was 9 and he was 14.

Oh, fuck no. What the fuck? That explains so fucking much. Actually, as a matter of fact, that's, I think when he said they stopped, so maybe he was like 12 and the cousin was 7. That's fucked, dude. I don't know if he's lying. I don't know what the details are.

Yeah. I mean, he says a lot of outlandish shit. Who did you vote for in the 1932 German election? The Austrian painter. But you know he lost right? But eventually, not like he lost the war, he lost the election and then I forget the details, maybe they didn't like the guy he lost the election and then I forget the details Maybe they didn't like the guy or so they they wouldn't elect the guy who had more votes in that to bring him in Yeah, man. I was I had a I had a in history and a in history

What do you think my GPA was in high school? I? Mean I mean, I don't know. It's tough to decipher after he said his IQ was 15 So I'm having a hard time figuring out if you're just as smart as him. We're two different people. We're two different people. Yeah, but you guys split a brain when you came out of the womb or no? Is that how that works? We would probably be an apex human if the zygote never split. Yeah, because then you add in our heights together and then our mass.

We'd be like an accumulation of one being. Maybe just like a monster with four arms? That could yeah. That's Mortal Kombat shit? That's Mortal Kombat shit. I don't know what you're talking about. Hey guys, sorry for the interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Factor Meals.

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You do, yeah. Generally, probably, yeah. I'm out of breath walking up the stairs. Really? Especially on the bulk, yeah. It's more the food, bro. You're full as fuck all the time. You're like, oh, this shit fucking sucks. You're eating every two hours, just stuffing your face.

So why do you guys... I mean, I guess at this point it's your job, so it's a bit different circumstances. Honestly, I mean, actually just recently we're stopping this shit. Yeah, I'm about to become a natural. You're trying to get leaner? Yeah. But I thought you just said it had to do with the food, not the trend. It might be a little bit of both.

The trend expedited but but would you guys ever want to look like normal people are just insane yeah I'd rather look insane yeah that's true yeah I'd rather look like I'm on un fucking hinged I feel like when people see you guys across the street it's like the same way they would react to like I'm not gonna get racist again but they cross the street oh no actually they want to take a closer look at this it's fucking hot mess I think maybe you're just deluding yourself I feel like there's people running away nah I've never seen they're running

towards actually they're running towards you know is that because like you guys are on each side like put like a closing in on them No small people especially in Japan they definitely are running the fuck away The Japanese probably think you're right out of Hiroshima or something they thought we were like fucking mongoloids no apparently it's bodybuilding is gay Bodybuilding is gay there. Yeah, I mean it's a little bit gay here too to some people. I mean I some people call it gay i don't really think that but i mean you think that i don't i'm just saying some i've heard that here also so in japanese now that's i mean honestly bro bodybuilding attracts more men than fucking anything but you get more compliments from all the mic up by the way you get you get more compliments from fucking dudes and you do women dudes no I didn't mean fucking dudes I just use fucking as...

Oh you're saying you get more compliments from men? Yes. It's a little gay then. Okay but I don't I just do it for myself to look good. I don't do it to attract fucking men. I do it out of passion. I don't like just the love of the game of like being tired and angry all the time. Yeah it's just like manipulating woman. No you feel it's weird because you'll feel tired. I don't do that. I don't do that. Oh I thought you're saying I did it. I was like yeah yeah. Hey, eat your own. Are the vaccines responsible for giving my dog an underbite? I think that's more like a genetic factor. No it's not. I don't even know what I don't even know how to answer. I'm gonna be so real I don't even know how to answer that. I'm gonna be so real, I don't know fucking how to answer that.

Why? What's the confusing part on that? What the fuck do you mean? I don't understand like the fucking chemistry. I only understand the chemistry of Trenbolone. Not fucking vaccines. That's the full wording for Tren? Trenbolone. Are you guys like Togi where you're also on Coke and stuff?

No, no, no, no. So he's tougher Are you guys like Togi where you're also on like coke and stuff or Jesse? No, no, no, no, no. So he's tougher than you guys. I mean, tougher? Not physically bigger, but he's tougher then. Tougher because he takes coke? I mean he's getting through way, the fact that he's alive is pretty incredible. Oh, is what, yeah, yeah. That is incredible. He's getting through. Well, if I took coke and drank, I mean I still party every once in a while.

I'm not like a complete gym self. So you do coke, just on the occasion? No, yeah. I mean, Tom Plats, who else? Mike Menzer, they all did fucking coke. Arnold, they all were coke out of their fucking mind. Just right before you said, you'd rip a little line, like, I can't see the harm in that though. Like if I were to resort to that, like I feel like it's only making me a better bodybuilder.

Who is a better person to consult if you're struggling with mental health, a therapist or Goldberg? Goldberg. Yes. No Goldberg. I don't know his first name, but the WWE guy. Oh, Goldberg. We just met bro. I think you just met Goldberg. Yeah. That's the last person you want to talk to. I feel like he just tell you to stop being a pussy.

And sometimes you need to hear that. No, sometimes you want to talk to I feel like he just tell you to stop being a pussy And you know sometimes you need to hear that no Sometimes you need to fucking hear that that might be better than a therapist all this shit people self-diagnosing from tiktok and all this shit Man, it's not good for your fucking brain. Just sometimes you just got to stop being a puss So should why don't you should they give Goldberg medical license? I? Don't see why not I should give me a medical license. I'm basically a lobotomist I don't think they need to you've been lobotomized, but I don't see why not I should give me a medical license I'm basically a lobotomist I don't think they need to you've been lobotomized but I don't think they need to give you a medical license for that they need to give you like a medical tag at the doctors like be careful but I think that's about it when the mosquitoes bite

me they fucking explode I don't know why would you give that guy a fucking medical license like stay away from that. He might give you a tour some disease. I don't have AIDS come on Not it not really aid, but you see I've gotten the clap like once or twice what I don't know that is oh, okay good Every time I close my eyes. I see a man with red horns yelling that he's coming for me was this Who is it Satan I don't know I like I'm closing my eyes right now actually right now I don't see it now I'm just seeing like I'm being torn apart you're being torn apart yeah I mean agony maybe a prison in me you're gonna get torn apart from the back you're gonna get an asshole withrasse Tyson now that's the scariest thing yet

is it cuz he's black or no just the eternity with him I can't imagine you'd learn a lot you'd learn a lot about yourself I hope people don't take that I'd learn a lot of fun facts about like asteroids that are a million miles away that's about it yeah I start forgetting them. I lose my mind. I've seen it. I actually seen him talking about God and how why he's agnostic and doesn't believe in religion. That might actually be a better point. If somebody wants to start a new religion, that might actually be a better convincing point than telling them they're going to hell and to be tortured. You have to

spend eternity with Neil deGrasse Tyson. That's gonna convert a lot of people. That's what the Scientologists need to use. You don't know Scientology? I've heard of it. Tom Cruise. It's a fucking cult is what it is. Once you join you can never leave. Yeah, Tom Cruise is the leader. He started it back in the 80s. That says a lot. Tom Cruise is a piece of fucking shit. Oh, you don't like him? I mean I don't mind his movies but from what I've heard and seen I don't want to get sued oh wait you're right no Tom Cruise is a great fucking guy he's a fellow short king yeah you're right he's a good guy down these short kings Mike come on I've also often been referred to as the 165 centimeter

ball final boss maybe like 100 centimeters all right now you're doing me dirty I'm just being honest that's a fucking mid I'm seeing you guys in person yeah I mean you I'm not that I'm okay stand up stand up now take in you I'm like? He's bugging line this fucker No, I'm not I'm five I've literally gotten measured on camera on fucking camera I did well, what do you want? I was five seven. I just stood next to you I'm five seven. I was five seven and a half with shoes the last time I went to the doctor They maybe the doctor was lying at his fucking ass. Why would I also you lying about? You're fucking do too. No, I'm not

That's why you're getting so angry if you're not a Jew like that's just a red Not there's there's terrible people of every culture every religion my girlfriend is girlfriend is ethically Jewish. There's a couple cardinals. There's a couple cardinals. Cardinals? What is that, the Christians? Yeah, they've re-b-ed little boys, and they're still preaching. That's fucked up.

That's fucked. That's no good. But I don't, I mean. Dude, this thing is awkward as fuck. It's like a big black cock holding on to. I've never held on to one before, but. You said that you had some experience. No, no, never.

Why are you putting it in my face? It's like a lat pull down bar. That's what it's like. I got experience with those. Did you guys take the pill that gives you abs in eight minutes, eight days? No, I took the one that gives you mild schizophrenia. That would be an interesting one to give that to a guy with schizophrenia. Yeah it's the one, yeah, tremolo, a methyl trend actually what it's called, gives you

instant road rage. So be careful. But it doesn't help you gain muscle, it just gives you road rage? No, yeah, you're strong as fuck. It's like you instantly get a fucking pump. And you've tried that before. Yeah, I've adjusted that. To be frank, I've taken a few quite a few steroids, but I've never taken

You think that's what's taunted your guys growth? Actually high test five one No, I'm not I'm like five seven I know it's like all it's generally known that the trend twins are short short. I'm not insulting you It's fine. It's fine to be 4'11". You're going down like two inches. We started at 5'6". Back to the topic.

That's what you told me. I never believed it. You want some Methyl Tren? I got some. But then I'm gonna become small like you guys. No, your growth plates are already... I didn't start taking steroids until I was 21. Were you taller like when you were 20?

No, your growth plates already formed. When did you, well I guess, so it's just by genetic chance. Genetic chance or like, I guess high test individuals. They actually end up being shorter. High testosterone is shorter? Yeah. So I'm like low testosterone. Naturally my, naturally.

I'm about average, I'm five seven. My natural test is 900 so That's fucking high mine's like six thousand now, but what is that? what It was worth a try you want to see the spank bank or something no I wanted to tell your phone, okay? Maybe show you the spank bank Why would I want to see that I already have the full are you bathroom? You're gonna spank to that no

So are you an ass or tits guy are you just I don't like to I mean you could race one woman like that um No, I don't want to answer that okay, I'm a personality and I don't want I don't want to objectify women. Yeah, yeah, let's not do that. You'll talk about manipulating them and like... Not manipulation. But you'll objectify another fellow man. I would... Well, no, I'm not. I'm not objectifying.

What I said to you, that was objectifying you. Listen, I don't think... What is it then? As I said, there's no issue with being like 4'7". There is an issue, alright? If I was 4'7", I'd just fucking probably take a 1000cc bike and drive it into a fucking tree. You kill yourself or you would just become one of those assholes who unlawed bikes? I already am one of those assholes.

Because you're 4'6"? No, it definitely has something to do with that. It's a beautiful note to my ears. It gives me peace. And it gives everybody a headache. He's the biggest prick ever, dude. You don't drive like that? No, I'm actually a good driver. This guy is an asshole. I gotta let people know that I'm...

He does look way more crazy than you. Is it the septum piercing and nose piercing? I think it's because you look... I don't know, do you have hair or no? No, I'm bald. Yeah, I that that's probably part of the reason why. So you're saying my brother looks like a freak then? I decided to get this. No it just looks like he is about to attack somebody like you need to be careful. Okay I'm a pretty chill guy I'm be honest with you. You are? I'm a chill guy. I thought they call you something manic or something. Yeah manic Mike. That's not a... that's not true? No I have a couple

couple different personalities like Big Roman they call me Big Roman now these days I've chilled out so yeah I'm the chill guy man. Who is the best character in TV history Tony Soprano or Tommy Slaney? Tony Soprano. Tony Soprano?, not the Sigma guy. Tommy Slaney. Nope. Who's Thomas? He's from Peaky Blinders. Oh, yeah. Yeah Wait, you didn't even say his name, right? Tommy Slaney. Tom is Shelby. No, it's not. Okay. I like Alfie more because he's Jewish Shouldn't be on the show No, I fuck with I fuck with Tony Soprano. Tony Soprano is a good one.

What about you? Is he an American Italian? Yeah, I fuck with him. You Italian? Mm-hmm. Explains why we're so short, you know. Are Italians short? No, that's Mexicans.

That's true. Mexicans are pretty short. I'm also Mexican. You are Mexican? Yeah. And why do you think Tony Soprano is better than Long Neck? Because Tony's a fucking G, man. He don better than long neck cuz Tony's a fucking G man he don't take no shit Tommy's smarter no no Tommy's long neck Oh long neck yeah I know fucking freakazoid I didn't

know long neck was in the conversation he's not he's a piece of shit but I have to film with him now I do unfortunately honestly I would hate to look at. You're gonna see him on the way outside. Oh, really? Oh, he's coming in after this Yeah, I'm filming with long neck now. I'm not too happy about it Wait, what do you have against long neck though? I don't know. You just look at him It's like, you know, you don't want to look at a guy shitting and just kind of makes you like feel feel a little Yeah, that's like the feeling I get with long neck Oh You know I mean I mean, are you fast?

Can you run quickly? I used to run a 45 that's what I'm saying If you we have like that long driveway here, maybe if you could run and then you'll catch him on the street He's like 80 pounds. Maybe he'll just fucking snap in half and I don't have to film with him I can curl for you. I on the street he's like 80 pounds maybe he'll just fucking snap in half and I don't have to film with him I rather I but that's just gonna be fun for me I'll make an Instagram out of it maybe just run into him and he'll explode like you you got to both explode okay in completely different ways so you want me to explode I it's gonna happen one way or the next you're not living past like fucking 40 honestly who wants to live who wants to live to where you're like shit in your pants and somebody's

got to wipe your ass for you? That's not 40, that's like 90. It could be 40. In your case, yes, if you're alive at 40 that will be how you're living. Especially if you're getting a bad bike accident in there. If I live past 40, you owe me $1000. What do I get if you live past 40? If you don't live past 40. I'll put $1,000. What do I get if you live past 40? If you don't live past 40.

I'll put you in my will. I'll put you in my will. What do I get? What's in the will though? You could just put me in the will. I'll leave you my spank bank. You'll give him a pencil. I'll leave you my spank bank.

I don't want that. I'm losing here regardless. Maybe. All right, I'll leave you all my steroids. You'll have him if he's still alive by then he'll kill long neck Okay, fine. That's a deal. That's a deal. We have a deal then. All right. Okay. Well, that's it I need to film with long neck. So thanks for coming on I think this just made our PR a little worse Chris

I hope people don't take that out of context, but I'm not Racist oh, yeah, I'm racist to everybody. So that's not doesn't mean you're racist Okay, I'm done Everybody gets a little hate equally including myself. I hate myself more than anybody so okay we good?