The Matan Show - Matan Attacks Ian's Manager For Trying To Scam Him

Episode Date: September 28, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Ian, welcome in. Come sit in the middle, please. Ignore the problem with the floor. For today's co-host, we have viral flooring. Welcome in viral flooring. Can I see that? This.
Starting point is 00:00:17 That looks interesting. What is it? Want a sip? Yeah, that looks cool. It's a Haley Bieber smoothie for marijuana. Oh. Oh. Sorry about that.
Starting point is 00:00:29 No, no worries. I'll get another after this. You're going to get another one? They're still open. What is it? A camera? No, that's a smoothie. From Arawan.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Like strawberry, coconut cream involved. There's nothing in that cup, so you must be wrong. Not anymore. Okay, well, just pull the mic closer to you and then introduce yourself in case anybody doesn't know you. Hello, everybody. My name is Ian. Which one of these you think? This one over here.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Stop it. Okay. Hello, everybody. My name is Ian. I'm so excited to be here with these lovely gentlemen I am a musician and
Starting point is 00:01:07 that's really all I have to say I think we'll learn all about it Why the hell do you talk like that? Do you think it'll make you black? No No So why do you do it then? Did you accidentally eat one of those balloons?
Starting point is 00:01:25 This is just how much That's just how you talk? I talk. Yeah, me too. I talk just like this. I hear you. Yeah. I wonder who's a bigger liar on a scale.
Starting point is 00:01:38 I'm just joking. I wouldn't lie about it. But really, why do you talk like that? Is it like a bit? Why do you talk like the way you do? I was born like this. See how stupid that sounds? Then what is the answer if it sounds?
Starting point is 00:01:53 I don't know. We're both lying. Oh, I wouldn't look at it like that. How was it like working with Anthony? Anthony who? Anthony, your partner? My partner, Anthony? You're going to pretend not to know him?
Starting point is 00:02:08 Anthony Lucito from the farm? No, Anthony Padilla. Padilla? You guys used to make those videos, those skits in like 2007? Oh, I was two years old in 2007. No, you weren't. You were like 21 or something.
Starting point is 00:02:27 I'm not even 20. 21 right now. You're not 21 right now? How old are you? No, not yet. I'm 20. 20 plus 21, so you're 41. Sure.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Yeah, that's cool. You said you feel like Adele. What about a Toshiba? No, the artist. The artist Adele. I understand that, yeah. You know, the woman. Yeah, the one who sings?
Starting point is 00:02:54 Yeah. What about a Toshiba? Not so much. I wasn't doing wordplay. Adele and a Toshiba. I saw A DEL. No, Adele and a Toshiba. A Dell and a Tosh.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Why don't you feel like a Toshiba? A Toshiba is a computer. No? Yeah. See, if somebody asked me if I felt like Adela, I would say no. You feel like a Toshiba? Not really, but I mean, I don't know. You said you felt like one of them, so it seems like you have more feeling than me.
Starting point is 00:03:23 No, not A, A, Adele. Adele, the singer. Yes, yes. I'm not getting confused on that. understand so it's so it's either Adele the singer or a Toshiba why don't you well do you feel like one and not the other well I said they both come along with very different character traits if you could even give character traits to a Toshiba which hard mode boss do you typically facing the jungle after beating the three
Starting point is 00:03:50 mechanical bosses could you ask that one more time Which hard mode boss do you typically face in the jungle after beating the three mechanical bosses? I don't know if I have an answer for that. Really? I thought you were a smart guy. You look different than the other rappers, if you know what I mean. The three in the jungle, the three, the final boss you encounter. Not the final boss. He's like two or three before it. Okay, so there's... I'm not talking about the moon lord.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Something funny? No. Good question. By the way, guys, if you hear my phone ringing, I apologize. Ian's manager, he's locked outside. He thought he was going to bring him in a prop, but I locked the door. You can let him in if you want. I'll allow you to do it.
Starting point is 00:04:39 I thought he can't hear me. He doesn't understand. He'll be waiting there for like 40 minutes. So my phone would probably just keep ringing. I'm not sure what props he was planning on, but he's locked out for real? I locked him outside. Oh, he's about to be stressed. But he's right there, like just right outside the door.
Starting point is 00:04:55 I left him. I'm not, I don't have my phone in here either. I just wanted to enjoy everything. You don't have your phone in here? No. You want to check the back ones? Hell yeah. Sorry about that.
Starting point is 00:05:40 How about it? My landlord was getting mad because I... because I forgot to mow the lawn. Oh, of course. Of course, landlords. Do you think you're a better rapper than beef chief? Beef chief? Is he new? No, he's been around for a while now.
Starting point is 00:06:13 He's like a gangster? I mean, that doesn't say much. Beef chief, gangster. I don't think I've heard a beef chief. Yeah, you have. Your manager mentioned him to. me on the phone he's not one rapper
Starting point is 00:06:30 he's African-American that doesn't say much either Beef Chief Yes Doesn't say much Chief Chief? Chief Yeah
Starting point is 00:06:41 Beef Chief The rapper Beef Chief the rapper Correct The Chief of beef What ethnicity is the yellow M&M I don't think M&M's
Starting point is 00:06:56 have ethnicities attached to them? Yeah, I agree. I don't know. He's an M&M. What about the brown one? The same answer applies. No, he's black, obviously. How could you get that wrong? How does one M&M have an ethnicity attached to it if they're all just M&M's?
Starting point is 00:07:15 I didn't say the brown M&M. I said the brown one. Unless what do you think I'm talking about, like an Indian? Or a native shitherto? or whatever they're called now. I'm talking about M&Ms. Okay, go. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Yeah, go ahead with the odd. Go ahead. Go ahead. What are you doing sitting there? Go ahead with the odd. The one about the Patreon? What are you doing? Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Yo. Yo! Go! What are you doing? Say something about the Petron. Why are you fucking showing me the hard drive for? What do you have a hard drive for? Yo!
Starting point is 00:08:07 Say something about the Petron. Stop making faces. Hey! What the hell are you doing? Yo, say something about the Petron. What's trying to feel me that? Yo, why are you checking your head? Yo, Fri-Buff-ta, I'm not about the Petron.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Yo! What are you doing, man? If Costco raises the price of their hot dog from $1.50 to $2, will you kill yourself? I wouldn't go that far. Why not? You need to have a backbone. That's a good hot dog, though. If they raise the price?
Starting point is 00:08:45 Stop it. I'm sorry. You're right. Go ahead. Yeah, go ahead with my question. Could you ask you one more time? The hot dog one? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:06 What are you waiting for? Why are you looking at me? I was getting ready with the next question. I thought you were going to ask it one more time. No, the one about the hot dog. Yeah, the question about the hot dog. You don't remember it? I would just like to hear it one more time.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I can. I'll make you a deal. I'll do it after. Okay. Go ahead. After you answer. No, I wouldn't kill myself. Why not?
Starting point is 00:09:31 You don't have any integrity? You'll just do anything to make yourself go viral? I feel like killing myself would be the purpose of me going. No, it wouldn't. It would be because you have a backbone and you have some integrity. You want to stand on something. Stand on it so I have to kill myself. See, you interpret it for the wrong intentions.
Starting point is 00:09:51 That's how I know you're not a good guy. You were thinking about killing yourself. You hear your manager knocking on the door. No. You don't hear it? I heard it the first time. Maybe if that was him, but not right now. Who do you think that is?
Starting point is 00:10:02 Who else is outside? I don't know. There's Knox everywhere. No, it's not. We're behind the gate. You know it. Go ahead with the one about the hot dog? Would I kill myself over the raised price of the hot dog?
Starting point is 00:10:19 No, even the more I think about it, I don't think I would kill myself. What was the last thing Stevie Wonder saw before he died? Go ahead. He's blind, no? Yo. He died? What, what, that's the question. Stevie wanted to die.
Starting point is 00:10:50 He saw nothing because he's blind. He died? Did he? I don't know, did he? I don't know, did he? Did Stevie wonder, Doc? Now does it make sense? Why would you write that if he's not dead?
Starting point is 00:11:06 Right what? The question, Don't, why wouldn't you use a different blind guy who died? I don't, I mean, I just must have missed the news. I suppose I have to check after this. I didn't. What happened? I didn't know Stevie wanted to die. Why are you talking so low?
Starting point is 00:11:30 I'm close to the microphone, so I would hate to... Yeah, me too, but talk loud. All righty. Why do rappers think it's okay to touch people without their consent? Sorry, I read that wrong. I meant rappers. As in, like, the musicians? Yes. I read it wrong the first time. I said rappers. I don't know. I mean...
Starting point is 00:11:55 I don't think every rapper in history has done that, but I don't... Well, you're just young, so it hasn't happened to you yet. It's true. I would never... I'm sure your time is coming, or more like... I would never give that a go. You what? Nobody should ever, nobody should ever do that.
Starting point is 00:12:16 No one should do it. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. You'll change your mind because you're a rapper. Oh, you can't... That's a nasty general as I... Generalization. That's a nasty one. It's a nasty what?
Starting point is 00:12:31 Generalization. I just wanted to see if you could say the word again. You were struggling with it a little bit. G-E-N-E-R-A-L-I-Z-A-T-I-O-N. Where do you get your ideas from? Ideas? Life, everyday life. I try to go around and meet as many people as I can, experience as many things as I can.
Starting point is 00:12:54 See a lot of new places. Jay, you just experience everything you can. You only live once. So like crack and meth and stuff like that? Not that yet. You been served, niggins. For what? For requiring people in public bathrooms.
Starting point is 00:13:10 What the fuck? No. What are these photos? No, it's a fucking lawsuit. He served me a lawsuit. This photo's attached to you. This doesn't look like a public bathroom. It's a dog.
Starting point is 00:13:34 It's somebody's dog. I'm sorry, man. Well, that's not the pictures I took in the bathroom. That's a fucking... That's a lawsuit. That's somebody's dog. Over and over against the same picture. Can you read what it says?
Starting point is 00:13:49 This is hefty shit. There's a lot of pictures attached. In the Superior Court of the State of California for the County of Los Angeles, John Doe, Jane Doe, Robert Smith, Emily Johnson, Michael Brown, Sarah Davis, David Miller, Amanda Wilson, Christopher Moore, Linda Taylor, and James Anderson, individually and on behalf of all others similarly situated, Plaintiffs versus Laton Evan
Starting point is 00:14:24 That's a lot It's a lot of Why did they give me all that shit I don't know That's a You hereby notified That you have been served With a civil complaint
Starting point is 00:14:34 In the above entitled action Filed In the Superior Court of California I mean Shucks man Why did give me so much of this I mean I would
Starting point is 00:14:45 It's all I would assume This would be This would be proof of what you do did, but this isn't even, you can't even, you can't bring this to court. It's a, it's a dog. It's all the same photo.
Starting point is 00:14:59 It's all the same photo. You can't, you know. You want to finish off? Yeah. You are hereby notified that you have been served with a civil complaint in the above entitled action filed in the Superior Court of California County of Los Angeles. The plaintiffs on behalf of themselves in a class of similarly situated individuals, Alleged that you unlawfully recorded persons in a public restroom without their knowledge or consent in violation, in violation, in violation of California and federal law.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Violation? Violation. The complaint seeks compensatory and punitive damages as well as injunctive relief requiring destruction of all unauthorized recordings and prohibiting further unlawful surveillance. You are required to file a written response with the court within violation, the time, prescribed by California law. Failure to respond my results in default judgment entered against you. I'll start tidying up a little bit. It'd be a shame to leave these everywhere.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Why did they give me that? Maybe there's something inside it? Nothing? Nothing. I mean, that was intense, getting served like that, I can only imagine. Well, the problem is that I know I'm screwed. I know I did it. I didn't know it was against federal law.
Starting point is 00:16:34 I thought it was just like a funny thing to do. It doesn't prove anything, no, look. Yeah, but who knows if that's their proof, though? Who knows if you even took the, yeah. I didn't take this photo. dog right of course not I took the photo of the woman in the bathroom you can't do that I'm trying to be a rapper like you but I'm like there's other things you can you can do that's that's not even I anywhere on the job description yeah it is can you can you be a killer
Starting point is 00:17:01 without killing someone I suppose not okay so can you be a rapper without rapping someone rapping someone you see what I'm saying not necessarily struggle there are the Indians taking our tech jobs because the little robots are taking their delivery jobs
Starting point is 00:17:24 I don't there's a lot of a lot of ways that could go I think I don't think that I don't think that's true stop it What do you mean it's not true?
Starting point is 00:17:45 You don't see those little robots walking around? I see him. I'm personally not a big fan of the delivery robots myself. That wasn't the question. I didn't ask if you like the delivery robots. You asked if I saw him. I've certainly seen him. You hear him now, right?
Starting point is 00:17:59 You think that was him? Or was that? Fire floor, let him in. That's what I was trying to signal to him. I mean, he wouldn't be knocking on other things because I was hearing. I just want to make sure that he's that guy, not that lawyer again. I don't know how we got in here. Which one?
Starting point is 00:18:15 Oh, yeah, no, we can't. I mean, there's no foundation here. You know, it's bullshit is what it is. I got a... That's what you were going to bring him? Yeah, you got some more stuff coming in a minute. How many orders... Oh.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Oh. You have another one? I did. I mean, I was making... You know, it's more of a gesture thing with these two. or lock him out. It was just try to be
Starting point is 00:18:47 be polite with a little offering. No, he wasn't. He should have offered me. No, that was me. That was, I got these for you. That's not what he said. You got a delivery for you.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Oh, I understand. You guys are trying to do promo. Promo? You're trying to do promo promotion for that drink, but suddenly. There's no need. That's just a good, that's a good drink.
Starting point is 00:19:08 In case we ran out. Get that shit out of here, Mike. You don't want any? I don't want that shit. I was bringing them. I figured there would be people here that wanted one of these. Boy would want that. He tasted smells like shit.
Starting point is 00:19:19 You didn't taste it. Good? Bad. I tried it. There's nothing on there. It's just tape. You go. I wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:19:31 There's some on the table. Maybe it'd be a little cleaner to. There you go. Oh. Maybe that'll fix the floor. Yeah. Sound, did you build these? So that's the floor.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Sorry about that. I'm all good. I don't like when people do self-promo. No worries, no, there's no need to... Do you know which bird would be the Jewish bird? No. The pelican, he has the longest beak. Am I right, or am I right?
Starting point is 00:20:30 Most Jewish bird. The manager is making issues at the door That has nothing to do with me I figured there'd be a lot of people here I figured there'd be a lot of people here Like crew and such That would get You're gonna give them all these drinks
Starting point is 00:20:58 I don't see anybody I should have thrown that shit out of them outside I don't see anybody I saw the drinks he didn't offer to me outside You know that? I saw him bring it in I know it's not true See this is because now it feels inappropriate It feels incorrect now
Starting point is 00:21:12 I mean, this is all... Who's that for? We have three people in the building. I didn't know. Nobody tells me anything about how many people are going to be here beforehand, so I just try to prepare. It's not, you know. I mean, it's just, I feel foolish now.
Starting point is 00:21:29 The integrity of that thing. Tell him it's disturbing the show until you leave. No, it's self-promo. I know what it is. You get a percentage of every one of these sold? Not even. You know, that's a Haley-Beber smoothie. I know, are they hiring you for it?
Starting point is 00:21:43 I don't think, no. So why are you doing it? I enjoy these. I think it's like a thought. I mean, it's just embarrassing for me now. Oh, I understand. How much are they each? They're expensive, right?
Starting point is 00:21:56 That's what I heard. So you're trying to tell me you have more money than me? That's what this is about? I would do that. There you go. He can have some. Ooh. Get that check out of you, man.
Starting point is 00:22:07 I would hate to be a disturbance. I know what it is. I've seen this before. I have nothing to do with these people. It's a good smoothie. I'm a personal fan of it. They're paying you to do it. How much?
Starting point is 00:22:18 Nothing. You're paying them for it? No. Well, I paid for the drinks. That's what I'm saying. I know you're not losing money on that. I paid for the drinks. Hey, guys, sorry for the interruption.
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Starting point is 00:24:00 That's something I care very deeply about. Clearly not. You're correct. You're correct. I think I, I'm getting used to having a platform like this. No, you've been doing this for over a year. No, man, I mean, it has been over a year. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:24:18 You just don't give a shit about those kids. Things evolve so quickly and I'm, it's a stressful-ass thing, man. It's a stressful thing. That's a very, very good point you just brought up. Do you have how many followers, a billion? No, not yet. How many? Somewhere up 900,000, some.
Starting point is 00:24:36 You could have just said a million, but yeah. You have like a million followers. If you got each of them to give you a buck, you'll have raised a billion dollars for cancer charity. Absolutely right. That could have saved. It wouldn't have saved anybody. They've been raising money for fucking years to help with cancer research
Starting point is 00:24:51 and they have made no progress. I haven't heard anything. Where's the money going to? Einstein. What's his name? Einstein. The one was that island? Yeah, Jeffrey Einstein.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Yeah, they say he killed himself. No. I have a theory. He has, he's the one running. those charities. The cancer charities? Yeah. Epstein?
Starting point is 00:25:12 Thanks. Yeah, we brought you a gift too. Oh, this is for me? Yeah, there you go. I still got this over here. Is there an order, I should? You can have it, by the way. I don't know why we're flowing through it.
Starting point is 00:25:24 That wasn't part of the plan. Mike, Mike! Can you add me that? Oh, there's... Mike. No, I was talking to the floor. You think... You think Jeffrey Epstein was...
Starting point is 00:25:38 Running the cancer charities? He is running them. You think he's still alive. I know it. You know he's alive. I saw him in my dreams. What did he do? With nothing.
Starting point is 00:25:50 I mean, you know, he wasn't rapping me. He wasn't, he's not a rapper rapping. No. I think those are two, I believe those are two different. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't make sense. He's not known he's a rapper. He wasn't like, hey, here we go. And then he started singing and shit, bullshit rap.
Starting point is 00:26:08 There's a philosophical theory suggesting that if you gave a monkey a computer, he would eventually write everything in existence. How can that be true? Wouldn't he just die after a couple of years? Wait, I wasn't, I was, I was distracted by this, by this. Could you start one more time? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Suggesting that if you gave a monkey a computer, he would eventually write everything in existence. How can that be true? Wouldn't he just die after a couple of years? Yeah, everything in existence. He'd have to be writing pretty quickly. They say, oh, give him a computer and give him all this time. Where did this come from? There's water leaking out of the ceiling. Forget about it. Move on. Answer what I ask, please. What I say?
Starting point is 00:27:03 If he would be able to write everything in existence, do I believe that? Do I believe that? Yeah. At any point in time? Can you measure your intelligence by how much fluid is leaking out of your ear? I've never had fluid leak out of my ear before. So that would probably suggest that you're at least somewhat intelligent. I mean, you probably have some sort of brain still?
Starting point is 00:27:35 I'd like to think so. I think we all do. Who do you think is this smartest guy in the room? Why are you looking at the floor? There's a guy. There's no one there. I challenge you to prove me wrong. I could have sworn that was...
Starting point is 00:28:02 That was Mike Mike, just like I'd seen in the... No, it's not. No, you do. He might be dead, actually. He's getting completely waterboarded. I have no idea if he can breathe. He's still got to. Yeah, he's okay.
Starting point is 00:28:13 I think you might be the most intelligent in the room. Oh, yeah. See, I tricked you. That's how much more intelligence I am. This guy is fucking stone cold. You want to shake my hand, really? Yep. Like, seriously.
Starting point is 00:28:31 I'm going to check your head. It's not a trick. You fist bump me outside. I don't know if you were worried about germs. I would hate to. No, no, I'll give you a handshake. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:40 You're intelligent. I know, but I'm still a good guy. Why, you want to shake my hand? I would love to. I'm afraid. I'm going to reach my hand out. Go ahead. See, that would have been a good trick if you had.
Starting point is 00:29:02 If I had some shit in there, you couldn't have me. You just walk around with nothing? I got a couple things on me Actually No yeah I got that Typically yeah I don't like to bring a lot of things with me
Starting point is 00:29:16 What you're doing is very smart But also very dangerous Why dangerous When is the next food battle Food battle? Food battle Food battle The next one Yeah are you
Starting point is 00:29:28 What do you have the donut The sprinkle donut I don't know if I've ever participated in a food battle before Yeah, I know you guys haven't done it in a couple years What will Anthony have this time? You have the pink donut? I don't know if I ever
Starting point is 00:29:50 I still can't remember Anthony even I don't know if this, you might have the wrong Ian. No, I don't. You're Ian? That's me. Okay, so there you go. That's all. What?
Starting point is 00:30:05 Touche. So what will he use and who will win? I still have no recollection of participating in a food battle with Anthony Padilla. Yeah, you did. You did like seven of them. You have a video? Maybe more. Yeah, but pull up your phone.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Wait. I don't have my phone. Oh, see. Wait, you're a liar. Wait, this is reminding this like a... I'm actually, I think you do have the wrong Ian. I don't think I have the wrong Ian. Anthony Padilla Padilla and Ian.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Did they have, they were, I know that, I think I know the guy you're talking about, the other Ian. Anthony Padilla, was he like a YouTuber? Anthony Padilla. Yeah, you guys were on a pretty big YouTube channel. He's still pretty big. Remind me what the, what the name of it was. Ian That was his name
Starting point is 00:31:04 Of the YouTube channel That was the name of the guy on it That was your name Did you change your name? Ian and Anthony Now you got the wrong Ian You're thinking of so
Starting point is 00:31:16 I remember a food battle With Anthony Paddy I remember watching it You remember it I remember watching it On what is up there I almost taught you Almost
Starting point is 00:31:24 Should the government Redo the war on drugs Redo it Yeah try again Nah What? Why not? Did you go to college or something? For a semester and a half.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Oh, so they tricked you. They got through your brain. What happened to me? That's what I'm saying. You're some sort of liberal? What does that mean? A shrug? Not very well versed on
Starting point is 00:31:58 politics. don't you want to do the war on drugs? You give a stance on politics, but you don't want to go deeper into it? Suppose I spoke before I thought deeply. Right. The war on drugs. You want people to be doing drugs?
Starting point is 00:32:14 You want these people, little kids to get a hold of drugs? The war on drug, man. That's a fuck up. That's the serious fuck up. The war on drugs was against drug use. Right. What the hell? and you want these kids to be doing drugs
Starting point is 00:32:32 it makes sense no no no what the hell I don't even know what man they should fight back against drug use right I agree they should absolutely fight back against drug use you really want to fist about me I liked what you said are you gonna you're not gonna try to take anything again I'm sorry oh so I keep guiding you you thought that I was gonna bring you back this second time
Starting point is 00:32:55 I did I did. And what about abortion? I think the government should fight back against drug use. That's very negative for the youth. And the government should get involved and tell them no more abortions. That's what you're saying. I was talking about drugs.
Starting point is 00:33:09 I know. You want the government to get involved, stop drug use and stop killing babies. That's what you're saying. I think drug use, I was talking, I was thinking drug use with among, you know, especially the youth who become interested in trying it. I think we need to stop. I think we need to combat that. Are you speaking? before thinking again, you support killing
Starting point is 00:33:28 children? Absolutely not. Okay, there we go. I would never want to kill a child. Yeah. Are you an industry plant? No. Really? What does that term mean to you, though?
Starting point is 00:33:43 People have said it to me as well. They think you're an industry plant. I've heard it before. I don't know if it could be more obvious than they would pick me. I feel like that would be the wrong guy to choose, but you seem more like it. I don't what is like what does the term mean to you when you when you ask though because I mean to me I think of industry plan is like somebody has arrived in your messages at your door
Starting point is 00:34:08 whoever this organization that selects the industry plants are the world economic forum world economic forum is that they're pushing you I've never spoken to the world economic form never come in contact but I feel like I I mean, I was assumed that industry plant involves selecting the industry plant. Yeah, they chose you. Do I need to be aware? I don't know. You're saying you don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I was never, I was never, I was never, I was never, nobody ever, nobody ever, Smith. Ian Smith? Oh, I'm not sure. I don't know. They wouldn't pick a Smith. They wouldn't pick a Smith. I was not, not, maybe. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:55 No. It's a pretty generic name. Maybe like Stein Smith. I would think if they were going to pick an Ian Smith. Ian Hickox. No, just Smith. Floor's doing better. What happened?
Starting point is 00:35:13 Floor's doing a little better. I don't see any... It's more of an issue down there. It got fixed? It looks like it. You made a fucking mess all over the floor. God damn it. We have to film with Longneck right now.
Starting point is 00:35:24 So we have to film with longneck And how are we going to explain this? Long neck Long neck You don't know him The influencer The Mac The mega mind
Starting point is 00:35:35 The guy with them Yeah That's sort of in the name You have to film with him right now Yeah Oh man And you made a mess all over the floor I was really just trying to
Starting point is 00:35:48 Trying to You know Bring a couple of refreshments I didn't expect they'd end up all over the floor like that It's fucking disgusting What do you think my landlord is disgusting That's disgusting really I mean I'm so sorry for even
Starting point is 00:36:03 I can't Why do you bring 100 fucking stitches In these goddamn dogs He threw those at you That lawyer threw those at you You all right You all right? Long next day will be here in five minutes.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Okay. Okay, good. Good. I see a smoothie that hasn't been drank yet, if you want a drink. I know you might be hungry. We're going to be all right. We're going to get you all. It's working pretty well. well
Starting point is 00:36:54 Oh my god Oh shit Jesus, man What you say? What'd you do to them? It smells like shit. It smells pretty bad. How many are you make a mess and you can't even help me clean it? I didn't throw those.
Starting point is 00:37:56 I'll help clean, no. The vacuum? You want me to, I keep vacuuming. Oh, there shouldn't be sewage in here to be giving. You got sewage water to clean the floor. You use sewage water to clean the floor? Well, the toilet doesn't work. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Can you help me? Do you want me to help vacuum? My gosh. I've never used it to use the red button. The red button. This one? The red one. Oh.
Starting point is 00:38:44 What's happened? Please. You have to meet. Good to meet. Okay, well we have to and be long like to show. Thanks for coming on, I appreciate. You know how fucking bitch it's gonna be when you see that and you smell that? No way.
Starting point is 00:39:56 You're gonna go fucking crazy. You can't blame this on me. Where is what I blame it on? The floor? Hey, give me all your money, nigger. What's you got? Huh? None.
Starting point is 00:40:27 You be deep? You're not laughing. You look like money, niggas. Niggas! Aye, niggas! Aye! Nika!

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