The Matan Show - Matan Attacks Ian's Manager For Trying To Scam Him
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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest.
We have Ian, welcome in.
Come sit in the middle, please.
Ignore the problem with the floor.
For today's co-host, we have viral flooring.
Welcome in viral flooring.
Can I see that?
This.
That looks interesting.
What is it?
Want a sip?
Yeah, that looks cool.
It's a Haley Bieber smoothie for marijuana.
Oh.
Oh.
Sorry about that.
No, no worries.
I'll get another after this.
You're going to get another one?
They're still open.
What is it?
A camera?
No, that's a smoothie.
From Arawan.
Like strawberry, coconut cream involved.
There's nothing in that cup, so you must be wrong.
Not anymore.
Okay, well, just pull the mic closer to you and then introduce yourself in case anybody doesn't know you.
Hello, everybody.
My name is Ian.
Which one of these you think?
This one over here.
Stop it.
Okay.
Hello, everybody.
My name is Ian.
I'm so excited to be here
with these lovely gentlemen
I am a musician
and
that's really all I have to say
I think we'll learn all about it
Why the hell do you talk like that?
Do you think it'll make you black?
No
No
So why do you do it then?
Did you accidentally eat one of those balloons?
This is just how much
That's just how you talk?
I talk.
Yeah, me too.
I talk just like this.
I hear you.
Yeah.
I wonder who's a bigger liar on a scale.
I'm just joking.
I wouldn't lie about it.
But really, why do you talk like that?
Is it like a bit?
Why do you talk like the way you do?
I was born like this.
See how stupid that sounds?
Then what is the answer if it sounds?
I don't know.
We're both lying.
Oh, I wouldn't look at it like that.
How was it like working with Anthony?
Anthony who?
Anthony, your partner?
My partner, Anthony?
You're going to pretend not to know him?
Anthony Lucito from the farm?
No, Anthony Padilla.
Padilla?
You guys used to make those videos,
those skits in like 2007?
Oh, I was two years old in 2007.
No, you weren't.
You were like 21 or something.
I'm not even 20.
21 right now.
You're not 21 right now?
How old are you?
No, not yet.
I'm 20.
20 plus 21, so you're 41.
Sure.
Yeah, that's cool.
You said you feel like Adele.
What about a Toshiba?
No, the artist.
The artist Adele.
I understand that, yeah.
You know, the woman.
Yeah, the one who sings?
Yeah.
What about a Toshiba?
Not so much.
I wasn't doing wordplay.
Adele and a Toshiba.
I saw A DEL.
No, Adele and a Toshiba.
A Dell and a Tosh.
Why don't you feel like a Toshiba?
A Toshiba is a computer.
No?
Yeah.
See, if somebody asked me if I felt like Adela, I would say no.
You feel like a Toshiba?
Not really, but I mean, I don't know.
You said you felt like one of them, so it seems like you have more feeling than me.
No, not A, A, Adele.
Adele, the singer.
Yes, yes.
I'm not getting confused on that.
understand so it's so it's either Adele the singer or a Toshiba why don't you well
do you feel like one and not the other well I said they both come along with very
different character traits if you could even give character traits to a Toshiba
which hard mode boss do you typically facing the jungle after beating the three
mechanical bosses could you ask that one more time
Which hard mode boss do you typically face in the jungle after beating the three mechanical bosses?
I don't know if I have an answer for that.
Really? I thought you were a smart guy. You look different than the other rappers, if you know what I mean.
The three in the jungle, the three, the final boss you encounter.
Not the final boss. He's like two or three before it.
Okay, so there's...
I'm not talking about the moon lord.
Something funny?
No.
Good question.
By the way, guys, if you hear my phone ringing, I apologize.
Ian's manager, he's locked outside.
He thought he was going to bring him in a prop, but I locked the door.
You can let him in if you want.
I'll allow you to do it.
I thought he can't hear me.
He doesn't understand.
He'll be waiting there for like 40 minutes.
So my phone would probably just keep ringing.
I'm not sure what props he was planning on, but he's locked out for real?
I locked him outside.
Oh, he's about to be stressed.
But he's right there, like just right outside the door.
I left him.
I'm not, I don't have my phone in here either.
I just wanted to enjoy everything.
You don't have your phone in here?
No.
You want to check the back ones?
Hell yeah.
Sorry about that.
How about it?
My landlord was getting mad because I...
because I forgot to mow the lawn.
Oh, of course.
Of course, landlords.
Do you think you're a better rapper than beef chief?
Beef chief? Is he new?
No, he's been around for a while now.
He's like a gangster?
I mean, that doesn't say much.
Beef chief, gangster.
I don't think I've heard a beef chief.
Yeah, you have.
Your manager mentioned him to.
me on the phone
he's not one rapper
he's African-American
that doesn't say much either
Beef Chief
Yes
Doesn't say much
Chief
Chief? Chief
Yeah
Beef Chief
The rapper
Beef Chief the rapper
Correct
The Chief of beef
What ethnicity is the yellow
M&M
I don't think M&M's
have ethnicities attached to them?
Yeah, I agree. I don't know. He's an M&M.
What about the brown one?
The same answer applies.
No, he's black, obviously.
How could you get that wrong?
How does one M&M have an ethnicity attached to it
if they're all just M&M's?
I didn't say the brown M&M.
I said the brown one.
Unless what do you think I'm talking about, like an Indian?
Or a native shitherto?
or whatever they're called now.
I'm talking about M&Ms.
Okay, go.
Go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead with the odd.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
What are you doing sitting there?
Go ahead with the odd.
The one about the Patreon?
What are you doing?
Go ahead.
Yo.
Yo!
Go!
What are you doing?
Say something about the Petron.
Why are you fucking showing me the hard drive for?
What do you have a hard drive for?
Yo!
Say something about the Petron.
Stop making faces.
Hey!
What the hell are you doing?
Yo, say something about the Petron.
What's trying to feel me that?
Yo, why are you checking your head?
Yo, Fri-Buff-ta, I'm not about the Petron.
Yo!
What are you doing, man?
If Costco raises the price of their hot dog from $1.50 to $2, will you kill yourself?
I wouldn't go that far.
Why not?
You need to have a backbone.
That's a good hot dog, though.
If they raise the price?
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
You're right.
Go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead with my question.
Could you ask you one more time?
The hot dog one?
Yeah, yeah.
What are you waiting for?
Why are you looking at me?
I was getting ready with the next question.
I thought you were going to ask it one more time.
No, the one about the hot dog.
Yeah, the question about the hot dog.
You don't remember it?
I would just like to hear it one more time.
I can.
I'll make you a deal.
I'll do it after.
Okay.
Go ahead.
After you answer.
No, I wouldn't kill myself.
Why not?
You don't have any integrity?
You'll just do anything to make yourself go viral?
I feel like killing myself would be the purpose of me going.
No, it wouldn't.
It would be because you have a backbone and you have some integrity.
You want to stand on something.
Stand on it so I have to kill myself.
See, you interpret it for the wrong intentions.
That's how I know you're not a good guy.
You were thinking about killing yourself.
You hear your manager knocking on the door.
No.
You don't hear it?
I heard it the first time.
Maybe if that was him, but not right now.
Who do you think that is?
Who else is outside?
I don't know.
There's Knox everywhere.
No, it's not.
We're behind the gate.
You know it.
Go ahead with the one about the hot dog?
Would I kill myself over the raised price of the hot dog?
No, even the more I think about it, I don't think I would kill myself.
What was the last thing Stevie Wonder saw before he died?
Go ahead.
He's blind, no?
Yo.
He died?
What, what, that's the question.
Stevie wanted to die.
He saw nothing because he's blind.
He died?
Did he?
I don't know, did he?
I don't know, did he?
Did Stevie wonder, Doc?
Now does it make sense?
Why would you write that if he's not dead?
Right what?
The question, Don't, why wouldn't you use a different blind guy who died?
I don't, I mean, I just must have missed the news.
I suppose I have to check after this.
I didn't.
What happened?
I didn't know Stevie wanted to die.
Why are you talking so low?
I'm close to the microphone, so I would hate to...
Yeah, me too, but talk loud.
All righty.
Why do rappers think it's okay to touch people without their consent?
Sorry, I read that wrong. I meant rappers.
As in, like, the musicians?
Yes. I read it wrong the first time. I said rappers.
I don't know. I mean...
I don't think every rapper in history has done that, but I don't...
Well, you're just young, so it hasn't happened to you yet.
It's true.
I would never...
I'm sure your time is coming, or more like...
I would never give that a go.
You what?
Nobody should ever, nobody should ever do that.
No one should do it.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
You'll change your mind because you're a rapper.
Oh, you can't...
That's a nasty general as I...
Generalization. That's a nasty one.
It's a nasty what?
Generalization.
I just wanted to see if you could say the word again.
You were struggling with it a little bit.
G-E-N-E-R-A-L-I-Z-A-T-I-O-N.
Where do you get your ideas from?
Ideas?
Life, everyday life.
I try to go around and meet as many people as I can, experience as many things as I can.
See a lot of new places.
Jay, you just experience everything you can.
You only live once.
So like crack and meth and stuff like that?
Not that yet.
You been served, niggins.
For what?
For requiring people in public bathrooms.
What the fuck?
No.
What are these photos?
No, it's a fucking lawsuit.
He served me a lawsuit.
This photo's attached to you.
This doesn't look like a public bathroom.
It's a dog.
It's somebody's dog.
I'm sorry, man.
Well, that's not the pictures I took in the bathroom.
That's a fucking...
That's a lawsuit.
That's somebody's dog.
Over and over against the same picture.
Can you read what it says?
This is hefty shit.
There's a lot of pictures attached.
In the Superior Court of the State of California for the County of Los Angeles,
John Doe, Jane Doe, Robert Smith, Emily Johnson, Michael Brown, Sarah Davis, David Miller, Amanda Wilson, Christopher Moore,
Linda Taylor, and James Anderson, individually and on behalf of all others similarly situated,
Plaintiffs
versus
Laton Evan
That's a lot
It's a lot of
Why did they give me all that shit
I don't know
That's a
You hereby notified
That you have been served
With a civil complaint
In the above entitled action
Filed
In the Superior Court of California
I mean
Shucks man
Why did give me so much of this
I mean
I would
It's all
I would assume
This would be
This would be proof
of what you do
did, but this isn't even, you can't even, you can't bring this to court.
It's a, it's a dog.
It's all the same photo.
It's all the same photo.
You can't, you know.
You want to finish off?
Yeah.
You are hereby notified that you have been served with a civil complaint
in the above entitled action filed in the Superior Court of California County of Los Angeles.
The plaintiffs on behalf of themselves in a class of similarly situated individuals,
Alleged that you unlawfully recorded persons in a public restroom without their knowledge or consent in violation, in violation, in violation of California and federal law.
Violation?
Violation.
The complaint seeks compensatory and punitive damages as well as injunctive relief requiring destruction of all unauthorized recordings and prohibiting further unlawful surveillance.
You are required to file a written response with the court within violation, the time,
prescribed by California law. Failure to respond my results in default judgment
entered against you.
I'll start tidying up a little bit.
It'd be a shame to leave these everywhere.
Why did they give me that?
Maybe there's something inside it?
Nothing?
Nothing.
I mean, that was intense, getting served like that, I can only imagine.
Well, the problem is that I know I'm screwed.
I know I did it.
I didn't know it was against federal law.
I thought it was just like a funny thing to do.
It doesn't prove anything, no, look.
Yeah, but who knows if that's their proof, though?
Who knows if you even took the, yeah.
I didn't take this photo.
dog right of course not I took the photo of the woman in the bathroom you can't do that I'm
trying to be a rapper like you but I'm like there's other things you can you can do that's
that's not even I anywhere on the job description yeah it is can you can you be a killer
without killing someone I suppose not okay so can you be a rapper without rapping someone
rapping someone
you see what I'm saying
not necessarily
struggle there
are the Indians taking our tech jobs
because the little robots
are taking their delivery jobs
I don't
there's a lot of
a lot of ways that could go
I think
I don't think that
I don't think that's true
stop it
What do you mean it's not true?
You don't see those little robots walking around?
I see him.
I'm personally not a big fan of the delivery robots myself.
That wasn't the question.
I didn't ask if you like the delivery robots.
You asked if I saw him.
I've certainly seen him.
You hear him now, right?
You think that was him?
Or was that?
Fire floor, let him in.
That's what I was trying to signal to him.
I mean, he wouldn't be knocking on other things because I was hearing.
I just want to make sure that he's that guy, not that lawyer again.
I don't know how we got in here.
Which one?
Oh, yeah, no, we can't.
I mean, there's no foundation here.
You know, it's bullshit is what it is.
I got a...
That's what you were going to bring him?
Yeah, you got some more stuff coming in a minute.
How many orders...
Oh.
Oh.
You have another one?
I did.
I mean, I was making...
You know, it's more of a gesture thing with these two.
or lock him out.
It was
just try to be
be polite
with a little offering.
No, he wasn't.
He should have offered me.
No, that was me.
That was, I got these for you.
That's not what he said.
You got a delivery for you.
Oh, I understand.
You guys are trying to do promo.
Promo?
You're trying to do promo
promotion for that drink, but suddenly.
There's no need.
That's just a good,
that's a good drink.
In case we ran out.
Get that shit out of here, Mike.
You don't want any?
I don't want that shit.
I was bringing them.
I figured there would be people here that wanted one of these.
Boy would want that.
He tasted smells like shit.
You didn't taste it.
Good?
Bad.
I tried it.
There's nothing on there.
It's just tape.
You go.
I wouldn't.
There's some on the table.
Maybe it'd be a little cleaner to.
There you go.
Oh.
Maybe that'll fix the floor.
Yeah.
Sound, did you build these?
So that's the floor.
Sorry about that.
I'm all good.
I don't like when people do self-promo.
No worries, no, there's no need to...
Do you know which bird would be the Jewish bird?
No.
The pelican, he has the longest beak.
Am I right, or am I right?
Most Jewish bird.
The manager is making issues at the door
That has nothing to do with me
I figured there'd be a lot of people here
I figured there'd be a lot of people here
Like crew and such
That would get
You're gonna give them all these drinks
I don't see anybody
I should have thrown that shit out of them outside
I don't see anybody
I saw the drinks he didn't offer to me outside
You know that? I saw him bring it in
I know it's not true
See this is because now it feels inappropriate
It feels incorrect now
I mean, this is all...
Who's that for?
We have three people in the building.
I didn't know.
Nobody tells me anything about how many people are going to be here beforehand,
so I just try to prepare.
It's not, you know.
I mean, it's just, I feel foolish now.
The integrity of that thing.
Tell him it's disturbing the show until you leave.
No, it's self-promo.
I know what it is.
You get a percentage of every one of these sold?
Not even.
You know, that's a Haley-Beber smoothie.
I know, are they hiring you for it?
I don't think, no.
So why are you doing it?
I enjoy these.
I think it's like a thought.
I mean, it's just embarrassing for me now.
Oh, I understand.
How much are they each?
They're expensive, right?
That's what I heard.
So you're trying to tell me you have more money than me?
That's what this is about?
I would do that.
There you go.
He can have some.
Ooh.
Get that check out of you, man.
I would hate to be a disturbance.
I know what it is.
I've seen this before.
I have nothing to do with these people.
It's a good smoothie.
I'm a personal fan of it.
They're paying you to do it.
How much?
Nothing.
You're paying them for it?
No.
Well, I paid for the drinks.
That's what I'm saying.
I know you're not losing money on that.
I paid for the drinks.
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Why don't you ever use your massive platform
to help cancer charities?
That's something I care very deeply about.
Clearly not.
You're correct.
You're correct.
I think I, I'm getting used to having a platform like this.
No, you've been doing this for over a year.
No, man, I mean, it has been over a year.
That's what I'm saying.
You just don't give a shit about those kids.
Things evolve so quickly and I'm, it's a stressful-ass thing, man.
It's a stressful thing.
That's a very, very good point you just brought up.
Do you have how many followers, a billion?
No, not yet.
How many?
Somewhere up 900,000, some.
You could have just said a million, but yeah.
You have like a million followers.
If you got each of them to give you a buck,
you'll have raised a billion dollars for cancer charity.
Absolutely right.
That could have saved.
It wouldn't have saved anybody.
They've been raising money for fucking years to help with cancer research
and they have made no progress.
I haven't heard anything.
Where's the money going to?
Einstein.
What's his name?
Einstein.
The one was that island?
Yeah, Jeffrey Einstein.
Yeah, they say he killed himself.
No.
I have a theory.
He has, he's the one running.
those charities.
The cancer charities?
Yeah.
Epstein?
Thanks.
Yeah, we brought you a gift too.
Oh, this is for me?
Yeah, there you go.
I still got this over here.
Is there an order, I should?
You can have it, by the way.
I don't know why we're flowing through it.
That wasn't part of the plan.
Mike, Mike!
Can you add me that?
Oh, there's...
Mike.
No, I was talking to the floor.
You think...
You think Jeffrey Epstein was...
Running the cancer charities?
He is running them.
You think he's still alive.
I know it.
You know he's alive.
I saw him in my dreams.
What did he do?
With nothing.
I mean, you know, he wasn't rapping me.
He wasn't, he's not a rapper rapping.
No.
I think those are two, I believe those are two different.
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't make sense.
He's not known he's a rapper.
He wasn't like, hey, here we go.
And then he started singing and shit, bullshit rap.
There's a philosophical theory suggesting that if you gave a monkey a computer, he would eventually write everything in existence. How can that be true? Wouldn't he just die after a couple of years? Wait, I wasn't, I was, I was distracted by this, by this. Could you start one more time? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Suggesting that if you gave a monkey a computer, he would eventually write everything in existence. How can that be true? Wouldn't he just die after a couple of years?
Yeah, everything in existence. He'd have to be writing pretty quickly.
They say, oh, give him a computer and give him all this time.
Where did this come from?
There's water leaking out of the ceiling.
Forget about it. Move on.
Answer what I ask, please.
What I say?
If he would be able to write everything in existence, do I believe that?
Do I believe that?
Yeah.
At any point in time?
Can you measure your intelligence by how much fluid is leaking out of your ear?
I've never had fluid leak out of my ear before.
So that would probably suggest that you're at least somewhat intelligent.
I mean, you probably have some sort of brain still?
I'd like to think so.
I think we all do.
Who do you think is this smartest guy in the room?
Why are you looking at the floor?
There's a guy.
There's no one there.
I challenge you to prove me wrong.
I could have sworn that was...
That was Mike Mike, just like I'd seen in the...
No, it's not.
No, you do.
He might be dead, actually.
He's getting completely waterboarded.
I have no idea if he can breathe.
He's still got to.
Yeah, he's okay.
I think you might be the most intelligent in the room.
Oh, yeah.
See, I tricked you.
That's how much more intelligence I am.
This guy is fucking stone cold.
You want to shake my hand, really?
Yep.
Like, seriously.
I'm going to check your head.
It's not a trick.
You fist bump me outside.
I don't know if you were worried about germs.
I would hate to.
No, no, I'll give you a handshake.
Really?
Yeah.
You're intelligent.
I know, but I'm still a good guy.
Why, you want to shake my hand?
I would love to.
I'm afraid.
I'm going to reach my hand out.
Go ahead.
See, that would have been a good trick if you had.
If I had some shit in there, you couldn't have me.
You just walk around with nothing?
I got a couple things on me
Actually
No yeah
I got that
Typically yeah
I don't like to bring a lot of things with me
What you're doing is very smart
But also very dangerous
Why dangerous
When is the next food battle
Food battle? Food battle
Food battle
The next one
Yeah are you
What do you have the donut
The sprinkle donut
I don't know if I've ever
participated in a food battle before
Yeah, I know you guys haven't done it in a couple years
What will Anthony have this time?
You have the pink donut?
I don't know if I ever
I still can't remember Anthony even
I don't know if this, you might have the wrong Ian.
No, I don't.
You're Ian?
That's me.
Okay, so there you go.
That's all.
What?
Touche.
So what will he use and who will win?
I still have no recollection of participating in a food battle with Anthony Padilla.
Yeah, you did.
You did like seven of them.
You have a video?
Maybe more.
Yeah, but pull up your phone.
Wait.
I don't have my phone.
Oh, see.
Wait, you're a liar.
Wait, this is reminding this like a...
I'm actually, I think you do have the wrong Ian.
I don't think I have the wrong Ian.
Anthony Padilla Padilla and Ian.
Did they have, they were, I know that, I think I know the guy you're talking about, the other Ian.
Anthony Padilla, was he like a YouTuber?
Anthony Padilla.
Yeah, you guys were on a pretty big YouTube channel.
He's still pretty big.
Remind me what the, what the name of it was.
Ian
That was his name
Of the YouTube channel
That was the name of the guy on it
That was your name
Did you change your name?
Ian and Anthony
Now you got the wrong
Ian
You're thinking of so
I remember a food battle
With Anthony Paddy
I remember watching it
You remember it
I remember watching it
On what is up there
I almost taught you
Almost
Should the government
Redo the war on drugs
Redo it
Yeah try again
Nah
What? Why not?
Did you go to college or something?
For a semester and a half.
Oh, so they tricked you.
They got through your brain.
What happened to me?
That's what I'm saying.
You're some sort of liberal?
What does that mean?
A shrug?
Not very well versed on
politics.
don't you want to do the war on drugs?
You give a stance on politics,
but you don't want to go deeper into it?
Suppose I spoke before I thought deeply.
Right.
The war on drugs.
You want people to be doing drugs?
You want these people, little kids to get a hold of drugs?
The war on drug, man.
That's a fuck up.
That's the serious fuck up.
The war on drugs was against drug use.
Right.
What the hell?
and you want these kids to be doing drugs
it makes sense no no no what the hell
I don't even know what man
they should fight back against drug use
right I agree they should absolutely fight back against drug use
you really want to fist about me I liked what you said
are you gonna you're not gonna try to take anything again
I'm sorry oh
so I keep guiding you you thought that I was gonna bring you back this second time
I did
I did.
And what about abortion?
I think the government should fight back against drug use.
That's very negative for the youth.
And the government should get involved and tell them no more abortions.
That's what you're saying.
I was talking about drugs.
I know.
You want the government to get involved, stop drug use and stop killing babies.
That's what you're saying.
I think drug use, I was talking, I was thinking drug use with among, you know, especially the youth who become interested in trying it.
I think we need to stop.
I think we need to combat that.
Are you speaking?
before thinking again, you support killing
children? Absolutely not.
Okay, there we go. I would never
want to kill a child.
Yeah. Are you an industry
plant?
No.
Really? What does that
term mean to you, though?
People have said it to me as well.
They think you're an industry plant.
I've heard it before. I don't know if it could
be more obvious than they would pick me.
I feel like that would be the wrong guy to choose,
but you seem more like it.
I don't what is like what does the term mean to you when you when you ask though because
I mean to me I think of industry plan is like somebody has arrived in your messages at your door
whoever this organization that selects the industry plants are the world economic forum
world economic forum is that they're pushing you I've never spoken to the world economic
form never come in contact but I feel like I
I mean, I was assumed that industry plant involves selecting the industry plant.
Yeah, they chose you.
Do I need to be aware?
I don't know.
You're saying you don't know.
I was never, I was never, I was never, I was never, nobody ever, nobody ever, Smith.
Ian Smith?
Oh, I'm not sure.
I don't know.
They wouldn't pick a Smith.
They wouldn't pick a Smith.
I was not, not, maybe.
I don't know.
No.
It's a pretty generic name.
Maybe like Stein Smith.
I would think if they were going to pick an Ian Smith.
Ian Hickox.
No, just Smith.
Floor's doing better.
What happened?
Floor's doing a little better.
I don't see any...
It's more of an issue down there.
It got fixed?
It looks like it.
You made a fucking mess all over the floor.
God damn it.
We have to film with Longneck right now.
So we have to film with longneck
And how are we going to explain this?
Long neck
Long neck
You don't know him
The influencer
The Mac
The mega mind
The guy with them
Yeah
That's sort of in the name
You have to film with him right now
Yeah
Oh man
And you made a mess all over the floor
I was really just trying to
Trying to
You know
Bring a couple of refreshments
I didn't expect they'd end up all over the floor like that
It's fucking disgusting
What do you think my landlord is disgusting
That's disgusting really I mean
I'm so sorry for even
I can't
Why do you bring 100 fucking stitches
In these goddamn dogs
He threw those at you
That lawyer threw those at you
You all right
You all right?
Long next day will be here in five minutes.
Okay.
Okay, good.
Good.
I see a smoothie that hasn't been drank yet, if you want a drink.
I know you might be hungry.
We're going to be all right. We're going to get you all.
It's working pretty well.
well
Oh my god
Oh shit
Jesus, man
What you say?
What'd you do to them? It smells like shit.
It smells pretty bad.
How many are you make a mess and you can't even help me clean it?
I didn't throw those.
I'll help clean, no.
The vacuum?
You want me to, I keep vacuuming.
Oh, there shouldn't be sewage in here to be giving.
You got sewage water to clean the floor.
You use sewage water to clean the floor?
Well, the toilet doesn't work.
Yeah, of course.
Can you help me?
Do you want me to help vacuum?
My gosh.
I've never used it to use the red button.
The red button.
This one?
The red one.
Oh.
What's happened?
Please.
You have to meet.
Good to meet.
Okay, well we have to and be long like to show.
Thanks for coming on, I appreciate.
You know how fucking bitch it's gonna be when you see that and you smell that?
No way.
You're gonna go fucking crazy.
You can't blame this on me.
Where is what I blame it on?
The floor?
Hey, give me all your money, nigger.
What's you got?
Huh?
None.
You be deep?
You're not laughing.
You look like money, niggas.
Niggas!
Aye, niggas!
Aye!
Nika!