The Matan Show - Matan & Bassem Youssef Discuss The Middle East

Episode Date: November 9, 2025

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Welcome in. For today's co-host, we have my manager, Viro Flooring. Please welcome in Viro Flooring. I like jacket man Like this Nice to meet you Hi hey good man Doing good

So if you could please pull the mic closer to you And then introduce yourself for anybody who might not know you And all that one All that one All that one Oh what does that mean I guess it's kind of like black talk actually in a sense That's black talk

Trying to appeal sort of to the younger more uneducated generation? More educated? Uneducated. Oh, okay. Are we getting anything in trouble already for this? I don't know. I don't understand the politics of

anything here. Yeah. Right. So my name is Bessim Yousif. I am a stand-up comedian. That's the whole intro? That's what I do right now. I mean, I do some other stuff,

but that's that's a couple. kind of the priority. Will you be performing at the Israeli comedy festival? That would be funny. Is that something you'd be interested in? I don't think so. What if they paid you $7,000? Wow.

It's a hard offer to turn down. Damn, $70,000. $7,000. That's... That's a lot. I think I'd have to resist. You would still say no? Yeah.

Now, you're one of really the only comedians who could have went to the Riyadh comedy festival and kind of avoided criticism. Did you get invited to that? Would you perform it in the future? I didn't get invited, but I would definitely perform anything if I got invited. What do you think about the criticism that's been given to the comedians who did go? I think it's nonsense. I actually talked about this a couple of times. I said that if we start to boycott comedians

because the countries that they go to because of their political stance, then we should boycott all countries, which includes a lot of the Western countries, including the United States. And I think it's a double standard. But the United States, I mean, I would personally argue I'm a big fan of

it's the greatest country in the world, so why would you want to not go to that one? No, because the reasons that they use, in order to boycott the Riyadh festival is that they do a lot of like human rights violations and they they fund wars which I know the states does the same so if you're going to do that I know it's boring right it's like very sleepy I know I would be bored if I would hearing myself yeah right I understand what you're saying I mean I as a proud American I would just argue that you have to give some slack to the U.S. and maybe give them a little bit of leeway they should

Of course we should then we should give liways for all the countries I don't agree I'm a I'm a huge Yeah, I'm a huge, I'm a huge fan of the United States. That's why I'm here. Yeah. It's a Greek country. You weren't born here? I wasn't born here. I was born in Egypt. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying.

I mean, Egypt is nice, but you obviously wanted to come to the United States. Oh, my God. Is that that kind of shows? I didn't expect that. Oh, so it's kind of like going to weird stuff happening all through. That's amazing. I'm going to enjoy this. Well, that's my manager.

That's Mike Mike, just bringing him some treats to each. Does he have thyroid? Are you guys? Are you okay? He has, like, very, like, gazy eyes because as a doctor, I need to be, as a previous doctor, like, I need to be concerned. Can you put him down? Put him down? Yeah.

Like, kind of kill him? Yeah, exactly. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's illegal. I mean, they do it all the time with sick people. I don't think they do it all the time with sick people. At the hospital, if somebody is extremely sick, sometimes they have to pull the plug. Of course. That's what I'm saying with him.

But there's no plug. to pull right now. Did you get a look at him? I didn't see a plug. Maybe if we search more. It's more of a metaphorical thing. I know, yeah, yeah. How is it okay to get upset at Asian people

for eating dogs when it is part of their culture the same way Arabs eat hummus? Yeah, because we don't pet hummus. I didn't understand that. Because we pet dogs, but we do not pet hummus. Yeah, well, you know, the Indian people pet cows. They actually worship them. Yeah, I know.

It's a little crazy It's a very controversial thing That's why I don't eat meat Oh you're a vegan Yeah plan-based Yeah Okay well I didn't know that

I'm definitely not a vegan So you wouldn't eat Would you rather eat a cow or a dog I wouldn't eat either If somebody put them right up to you They said cow or dog Oh my God That will be like it's gonna be

The easiest choice ever None None And I mean it none What's your name again What's your name again Viral flooring Viral flooring

Viral floring? Yes That's a cool name man He makes floors go viral And then they explode the entire house I love I love the look I love do you do you race

You race Do you talk Do you talk? Continuing on that previous thing The guy now is a gun pointed at the dog And at the cow I would ask him to please be kind enough not to shoot anybody.

He goes, this is, that's not how this works. This isn't about kindness. I'm testing your morals here. I cannot choose murdering people or animals. No, but he's a cow and a dog, not a people. I can't, I can't. Still, they are souls. Thank you.

That's why, that's a, that's a great response. I like that. Do you think you could beat Ben Shapiro in a fist fight? Ah, no. Now, I'll lose if I'm Ben Shapiro because he's... If you're Ben Shapiro. you'll lose. But I don't want to be short and weak like him. So you think you

could win then, essentially, is what you're saying? No, if I'm Daven Shapiro, I'll definitely lose. No, could you beat him in a fight? Not if you were him. But if I'm him, that I have to do a lot of adjustments like killing my conscience. Yeah, but to be fair, he has that little hat on and doesn't that give

him special powers? I haven't put that hat on, so I don't know if it gives me special powers. I heard that it gives him the money to buy trainers and you can become an exceptional fighter. I don't know if that will work with him. I don't I think it's like dude I love like oh he's just like I thought it was like thyroid toxicosis because he has very wide eyes looks like a nice cartoon character. Some people claim the pyramids were built by aliens but Mexico

is over 7,500 miles away from Egypt so how would that work? Yeah I I like the fact that they always attribute like civilization of brown people to aliens. Well, I guess in this case it's brown to brown. It's a brown-on-brown crime. Maybe green on brown. Who's green? The aliens. No, the aliens are Mexican.

They're brown. No. Maybe you're misunderstanding what I'm saying. I'm saying, how did the Mexicans get to Egypt? Oh, so the joke is the Mexicans are the aliens. Oh, yeah, illegal aliens. Right. Nice.

Nice. That's good. As an American, I don't like Mexicans. Have you tried stand-up comedy? No, I'm a pretty serious business guy. Yeah, you told me about that voice, that the voice is like makes you more business-like. Because before I... How does the voice help you?

It helps me get jobs and makes people take me more seriously. What jobs did you get with that kind of voice? Not yet, but I think it's going to help. Like, I went to New York a couple months ago and I sat around on Wall Street. And I tried getting into the building. And they said no, but I think it'll work eventually. I mean, if you have faith in that voice, man Do you think this is helping?

I'm sure Back to that thing about the Mexicans How did they get to Egypt? Yeah Well, Egypt didn't have a wall Yeah, but it's not connected Well, you know, that whole word is connected Yeah

Do you think Egypt should let in more Mexicans? Yeah I don't know if I agree with that Yeah Is it harder to find a job Since your name is Basse of Yousef And not Jaquivius Deshaun Malik That's a very cool name

What was that name again Jaquivius Deshaun Malik How did you read that Dude how is it You have a That's a great That's a cool name man That's a cool name

Yeah It's like a hip name Yeah, yeah, it's kind of like hip and young, you know. Has that been a struggle for you? No, because people can pronounce my name anyways. That's what I'm saying. So people might be a little racist, they might be less likely to want to hire you? No, I like to, people, I like listening to people, apologize every time they try to pronounce my name.

It's, it's fun to watch. But why don't you just go by your last name, Yusuf, and then change you to Joseph? Yeah, sometimes I do that. I said, like, hey, guys, just call me Joseph. Why don't you do it legally? Because I'm saying that some people, if you're just turning in a resume, they might be like, oh, we don't want Basim Yusuf. We want Jamal.

Malik. Jamal Jukwavis, Deshaun Malik. Yes. I don't know. Maybe. He would be pretty good for like a security position. Yeah, absolutely. Like a mole security or something.

Not exactly, but sort of. But what kind of security are you thinking about? Like security for like a gangster. Like a rapper? Oh, like a bouncer. Like a hitman. Yeah, like a bouncer, but for like a guy who's not even legally liable for a club or anything. Just a rapper who's going around making trouble in the streets.

Yeah, okay. Kind of like a music video kind of thing. Yeah, but what the music video is depicting. Yeah. That's amazing. Has a servant. Yes. Will you learn Krav Maga so you can pretend.

yourself from women and children. Yeah, I would do that if I'm a Zionist. Well, just generally, I mean, sometimes in the street, I get a little bit scared of children and women, especially if they're in a group. Especially if they're used as a shield. No, not even as a shield, just when I see them by themselves. Like if it's a mother and a son, I'm thinking,

I haven't learned Krav Magal, but I've heard what it's about. If I knew how to poke their eyes out, that could be especially beneficial. I mean, why would you do that if you have drones, you know? No, I'm not comparing myself to Israel or any other country. I'm saying as a literal one-to-one thing. That will be a very interesting encounter. That's not something you would consider?

No, I don't think so. Why is that? Yeah, I'm a kind of a pacifist. Well, what if they tried attacking you first? Like the little kid goes up to your leg and starts like going like tapping, asking for candy? You don't want to know how to kick it in the balls Kick it in the balls That's what they do

That's what I heard Is that how you pronounce it? The balls Is that what I said? The balls To sound serious I like how you sound serious When you say the balls

Kick him in the balls The balls Yeah Kick it in the balls That sounds pretty serious to me Very serious How do you say Without I guess the mimic

Kick him in the balls But we have a sort of a similar action Compared to an American My, my, I have a very, very, very clear Middle Eastern accent. Sort of like what I have is what you're saying or no? No, no, no. You sound serious. But you sound like what?

I sound like an Arab. But what does that mean? I mean, what is that? Like we, for example, like our vowels are different. No, no, not like that. Like, what do you think people would depict you with? Oh, me? Yeah, they would say Middle Eastern.

No, Middle Eastern with what? Like, what do you think that represents to them? Ah, just a region. What does that region represent to them? Oh, depending on who you talk to. Right, that's what I'm saying. If you have someone... What does the Middle East represent to you?

Well, it depends who you're talking to. No, I'm talking to you. To me, it represents the Middle East and not much more, because I know about it. But to a lot of people who could represent terrorism, especially after 9-11. Yeah. I know that was a that was like a bad thing it wasn't it was a tragedy a national tragedy yeah I mean especially with all of the evidence how they found the passport like just like around in downtown Manhattan the passports were in Manhattan from the plane yeah yeah it dropped from

the plane I mean nothing was like I mean everything was incinerated but the passport well yeah it fell out when the plane hit the building yes because then they could find it it would make it easier and and and and yes of course because how else can you identify the attackers if it wasn't for the passport that was just lying around in the in manhattan yeah i i that makes sense to me absolutely hey guys sir for the interruption i have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by surf shark if you don't already know surf shark is a VPN and what that means it will help encrypt all of your personal information between your device and the internet so it will stop your information being given to criminals and other people you wouldn't want to be given to for example

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status. Because they're crazy, they don't know how to accumulate wealth and hold it. Wow. Yeah. I mean, everybody is crazy, I guess. Not in the same way you have a homo. Mm-hmm. Am I wrong? Do you disagree?

I think so. That's just my opinion. So you're saying you'd rather give money to the homeless? Yeah, I mean, if the homosexual person, is in more needs like let's say for example if the homosexual person is

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The homeless? No, then in this case, I will just give money to whoever. So you'd rather give money to a homeless homosexual than just a homeless? No, I didn't say that. I'm not understanding. Would you rather give money to the person in the most needy position? Yes.

Yeah, but this person is going to be the worst at handling their finances. Why wouldn't you want to give money to somebody with the most money? You know what? You're right. I shouldn't actually give money to anybody. Especially not a homo. Or a homeless. Well, homeless, it's like, with a homo, it's offensive to be asked for money. With a homeless, it's like kind of funny.

It's like your day got a little brightened. No. Not for you? I don't know. I think we went into, we made a lot of hypotheticals in that question. I don't know where we are right now. I just get a little frustrated when talking about homosexuals. Yes.

It's very apparent. sometimes when a baby is born they accidentally killed the mother should the baby then be charged with involuntary manslaughter that's a very interesting perspective right was it premeditated I it must unless it's an extremely early birth

I think the brain starts at like eight weeks or 12 weeks I mean was it accidental or did they actually or the baby did he plan for it well that's why it's involuntary you know they didn't mean it Involuntary, yeah. And the dad would be devastated. He'll lose both of them. Damn.

No, the baby is still alive. Yeah, but he said, like, what was the question is, like, should we charge the baby? Yeah, well, I'm not really, we don't really do the death penalty in America's anymore, unfortunately. Yeah, but imagine the father, like, losing his wife and then the kid goes to jail. Yeah, but you want the father to take care of a murderer?

Yes. Wow. It's a very interesting perspective. It's a very tough question. I'm very good at writing these good questions. Yeah, man. It's just like it's a mind-twister. Go ahead when you're ready.

Yes. Have you thought about it? What? What? You forgot? What? Was there a question? About the baby?

Who slaughtered? Ah, oh. Should he be? Charge. Yes. Oh, I didn't know that you were waiting for me. Yes. No.

Why would you want to let him get away? I think he deserved a second chance. I don't agree. I understand. Why did people expect the Nalk Boys to know any better? They're only 30 years old. Yeah, because they are 30 years old. That's not fair.

You wouldn't expect a little kid to know any better when they fall on the floor. Yeah. How old are you? Hold on a second. I'm 18, by the way. You're 18? Yes.

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Well, that kind of wasn't my plan. I was going to throw the money to see a. You were Jewish, and you were some sort of plant, but then a real Jewish showed up. Yeah. Now I just have too many in my pocket. If you want them, feel free. Thank you. Do you want them?

There's a lot of pennies. Where did you get that, man? I was in mind. That was the Jews. The rabbi, he was collecting them probably from all the different encounters. And now I think I now have to guess, like, what other kind of. of stereotypes that would be coming behind that curtains so so now i get the show now so the guest show basically is basically you're putting all of these like weird stuff and see how the guests react

interesting well no it's actually a very serious business show and what we do is we do a tips are you really 18 i am 18 yes you know like you're doing very well on youtube thank you i appreciate amazing man like i you guys saw the numbers i didn't see the show i saw the number wow i was like oh million so you kind of made a mistake actually you didn't do the correct amount of research i didn't know would you have still went through with doing the show had you watched it i would actually have had fun are you having fun right now i'm having a great time that's good to hear any i don't know if any will this will cancel my shit but i don't think so because um i don't know that i just i forgot now um anyways back to the next

elk boys yeah yeah I don't I don't really understand oh you are Jewish maybe oh no I like doing this like the thing they do with the dreidel the dreidel I never played with the dreidel I don't know it's a similar thing I think it was similar to the the would you ever if I guess you needed some extra cash would you ever become like a Shabhis Goy? What's the Shabhis Goy? It's a non-Jewish person who turns the lights on and offer the Jews on Friday and Saturday. Oh, well, there's a thing like that?

Yeah, because they're not allowed to do it, so they found like a funny loophole. I didn't know that. Um, do you think you would be a good choice to play Ice Cube in a documentary? Ice Cube? Yeah. Oh, Ice Cube is huge, man. I don't think that Ice Cube would have me play his character. Why would it be up to him?

He's going to be biased if he creates his own documentary. Ah, documentary. I don't know how to rap. No, just like about his childhood and his start, you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't even know how to act. Okay. I don't think I will do the character justice. Why don't you believe in yourself?

I'm not an actor. Do you think if the Epstein files release, they will implicate Asman Gold? What? Do you think if the Epstein files released, they will implicate Asman Gold? Who's Asman Gold? He's that Twitch streamer who doesn't shower and all of his teeth fell out because he didn't brush his teeth for like 25 years. Oh my God, there's someone like that.

Yeah. I haven't heard of him. He lives in like Austin or Dallas, Texas, and there's actual rats living in his house. Oh, my God. I don't really know what he has to do with Epstein. I guess they're both kind of just disgusting a little bit. Yeah, I don't know who Zasmin Gold is. What about Stephen A. Smith?

Will they implicate him? Oh, wow, why? He just looks like the type to get implicated by it. By what? He just looks creepy. He doesn't have really a good head of hair. He looks sort of like Epstein. He does?

Yes. Never saw that. Are we talking about the same guy? Who? Stephen A. Smith. And who? Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah.

You don't think they look alike? No. What about Steiny? Does he look like either of them? Oh, Stani from Nellkeboys? Yeah. Oh, he's a good kid. Do you think Hurricane Katrina was caused by anti-Semitism?

That's the first time I heard that. Really? Yeah. I've heard that for Dad and many others, to be completely honest. I mean, for, I don't know. I didn't I never heard this before what do you believe after hearing it for the first time potentially no I don't believe that why not that's makes sense why not doesn't make sense maybe at the time the uh we're upset so they released it who you know what I'm saying no I feel like I've done so many

implications with that this episode, then at this point I have to just start going like this with it. I can only get away with so many because as a former Jew, I get like five. You're a former Jew? Yeah. What do you mean former Jew? I'm not Jewish anymore.

Why? Because I don't want to be it. I'd rather... I get both benefits if I say I'm a former one. Okay, so when did you decide to stop being Jewish? Maybe like two and a half years ago, three years ago. three years ago why what happened

I was never really religious people I was just Jewish and then I realized that the Jews would always consider me Jewish but if I start saying I'm a former Jew

which I basically am because I'm not religious then I don't have to be associated with it anymore it's your choice man but I still get all of the benefits sort of like being able to do that

like this whole thing here oh to make fun of Jewish people yeah I get it both ways oh so you can get the yeah but there's still your people. No, they're not. Now I'm a business guy. My people are on Wall Street. Well, same. Same people. That's true, but like instead of a hundred percent like 98. Yeah, okay. So you're, you're, you're just like lost two points. Yeah, maybe I need to find somewhere

other than Wall Street. I'm starting to rethink my choices. Hollywood. No, that's going to go up a point. You might be the exception there. Nah, maybe. How do you read your handwrite? Can I see that, please? It's tough for you? Yeah, actually, actually it's, you have much better handwriting than mine. I can actually read yours.

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two fish feed him for two days give a man three fish feed him for three days give a man four fish feed him for four days give a man five fish feed him for five days give a man six fish feed him for six days give a man seven fish feed him for seven days give a man 8 fish feed him for 8 days give a man 9 fish feed him for 9 days give a man 10 fish feed him for 10 days give a man 11 fish feed him for 11 days give a man 12 fish feed him for 12 days give a man 13 fish feed him for 13 days give a man 14 fish feed him for 14 days give a man 14 fish feed him for 14 days what is the moral of the story that if you give a man 14 fish you feed them for 14 days or two weeks

yeah I know but what's the moral that's just like a fun fact from it yeah if you give someone's food they will eat it yeah but then after 14 days the guy won't have any more food and then he'll be reliant because you've been giving it to him for two weeks

he has to feed himself yeah but what if it's somebody with like a sort of a disorder yeah well then he would need help the original saying is give a man a fish feed him for a day teach a man to fish feed him for life but that doesn't work if the man doesn't have arms or legs or a brain yeah so then what can you do the man is basically a fish

go ahead joseph yes is it okay if i call you that from now on call me whatever you are man which do you prefer Basim Basim okay parents usually say they will do anything

to their children is this something to be concerned about concerned yes they're willing to do anything to their children For their children No, that's not what it says To their children

Oh, then this is concerned So what do we do? How can we put a stop to this? Nasty behavior I don't know, shell protection services On every parent If someone said that You will be a problem

Do you have any children? Yeah Are you willing to do anything to your children? For them, not to them Yeah, but that's a nice thing But what you're saying is good What I read is not good, it's bad Yeah, I will never do something to them

What about give them a high five Yeah, that's something nice What is the most practical way to microwave my foot While it's still attached to my body That's a tough question No, you're not flicking it. You should do this and flick it. No, you flick on the side.

This is going to be a tough question, so just focus, okay? Yeah. If each happy meal comes with a toy, but only one, and you've got four happy meals, when does the amount of toys coincide with the amount of happy meals you bought? And how many happy meals can be bought in? until you reach the max level of happiness. That's a mind-twister. Right.

I didn't understand even what I wrote. I was hoping that you could give me a better answer to it. No, it's tough, man. So what do you think? I think we should pass this question. You want to pass that question? Yeah. But then I'll never know the answer.

Yeah, man. stuff the happy meal is supposed to make you happy but that answer that question doesn't make me happy that's why it's good to skip it but that makes me even less happy get over in what situation would it be appropriate to punch a sleeping baby in the face I don't think it's appropriate at all no matter what the situation of course what if the baby has one of those little devices on where if you like, you know, do something bad to it, it's like a dead man switch.

So maybe you have to punch it in that case, right? Who put the device on the baby? The baby's friend, who's also a baby. Wow, these are very advanced babies. No, they just got a hold of like a more advanced piece of technology. Yeah, but how did the piece of technology appear on their fingers like that? One baby put it on the other one. How did the baby put it?

Like, who invented that? Oh, probably not a baby. Okay, so how did the baby get it? If, I don't know, maybe this is a baby in Afghanistan. Okay, how did the baby in Afghanistan get it? He was in his house, I guess. Yeah, and then, like, who delivered it to him? Another baby?

Yeah, there's two babies in the house. One baby got a hold of it and then put it on the other guy. How did he get a hold of it? That's the question. Like, how did he get... He was just sitting there on the counter. Why? I don't know, because some irresponsible baby left it there.

And a third baby? Yeah, a third baby. So is this a village of babies? No, but, I mean, most villages have babies. I know, but is this like an underground baby, uh, underground force that kind of like deals with dead man switches and puts on other babies? No, it's just a, a lot of babies. Because that seems serious.

Okay, so we'll go with that one. That sounds very serious. Then can you punch them when they're sleeping? No, we need to find the one who actually put the device, but I don't think it's a baby. I think it's a far stretch to assume that. No, it is a baby. I don't think so. In this hypothetical, it's a baby.

In this hypothetical? Yes. Then bunch, punch that bitch. I don't know. See, I'm trying to find a way to justify because I was on a plane the other day and the baby was crying and yelling and I wanted to pulverized it.

Oh, my God. So you just wanted to, if I have an excuse. Do you have these anger issues against babies? Do you like punching babies? Well, what did they do for us? Nothing, but do you need. That's what I'm saying. So you need to punch them?

If they're yelling and screaming when I paid $800 for a flight? No, that's... If I pulverize him... Pulverize him, how would you pulverize him? But that's not pulverizing, you just squashed him. I want to incapacitate him for the rest of the flight. But you just said pulverizing. Yeah, that's exactly what I said.

Yeah. Are you going to take this with you? No. I'm not going to take this with you. throw them again because I don't want that situation to happen again that was a bad situation was that scary when he came out what who the penny collector no because it was very obvious it's a costume no that was a real one yes he's from Brooklyn from Brooklyn is that how I say it or they say it no this is how I say

it okay would it be a good idea to start a restaurant that only serves breakfast night and tries hurting you in the morning because that's not when they serve breakfast and try to do what in the morning hurting you hurting you yeah I mean isn't that Waffle House sort of but it's not really institutionalized in a direct way to the rules

I mean they serve breakfast all day and they I guess right they bring them I think they serve breakfast all day no only a night at this new location and if you go in there in the morning you'll get a What do you think? My idea here.

I mean, the part about hurting people, doesn't they put like legal liability on you? No, they'll sign a waiver or something. Ah, like what, fight club? What's that? Like people fighting in a club. Would you ever be interested in collaborating with me on a video where we take long neck and then rip his arms off and then he take his legs off? followed by his eyes. Who?

Long neck. Who's long neck? He's going to be the next guest coming in in about five minutes. I was thinking one day we could do a reunion. Me and you, we take his arms off,

then his legs off, then we rip out his eyes, and then we pulverize his stomach with an elbow. You like the word pulvervize. What do you say? You said pulverize. Pulver eyes.

You like the word pulverize. So you've been making fun of my vocabulary. No, no, no. I said you like the word pulverize. Yeah. I mumbled it. No? I mumbled.

You sound like a mumbled because of your action, because you're from Saudi Arabia. Yes. But I mumbled. But you like the word pulverize. It sounds cool. Pulverize. It sounds like you just beat the shit out of a baby. Are you really 18?

I am 18. Wow. Do you think I'm older or I'm younger? I thought you were older. How old did you think I was? Maybe 24. Somebody couldn't come up with such intelligent questions in a high-quality show at 18-use. is what you're saying.

Are you in college? No, I haven't got education past the sixth grade, actually. No. Well, in sixth grade, COVID happened and then I never really continued from there. Wait, sixth grade?

But COVID was five years ago. Right. You were in sixth grade? Well, actually, it was seventh. I'm saying I didn't get an education passed in the sixth grade. Yeah. And then you dropped out of those?

school. I did it online for a little bit and then I realized that why am I going to school when I could be doing drop shipping? What's drop shipping? You see when you buy an item or when you sell an item that you don't actually have for a higher price and then you ship it from the seller with the lower price. Yeah, like those Amazon ads like hey, you know, work for Amazon. Yeah, sort of, but I didn't really work out for me and then that's and then I got into an in altercation with long neck and now I'm going to surprise them in five minutes. Well, that's the end of the show. I appreciate you coming on.

Thank you so much. Will you help me take out Longneck? I don't think I want to risk my life. No, he's a little scrawny, like, fool. No, no, no. I don't want to hurt people. I don't know if you should consider him a people, more like a... No, that's not something nice to say.