The Matan Show - Matan Brutally Confronts Cuffem About His Weight

Episode Date: May 10, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:38 is that a gunshot that's my uh my soundboard i have it you know on my phone as well black uh for today's co-host we have mike welcome in mike what's going on mike jesus christ is staring at me like that oh nobody's there jesus christ right yep good Please introduce yourself and all that one. Well, I am Kuffam, you know. Pull them I close to your mouth. All right. Damn, you're very demanded.
Starting point is 00:01:09 All right. It's big and all. Yeah, my name's Kuffam. I'm a streamer, you know, might know me from some of my trod clips. You might think I'm beefing with some of the Clover boys and Kai, but we're all friends. I don't think anybody thinks much of anything.
Starting point is 00:01:21 All right. People are only able to think about so much at such times. What do you mean about that? All right, whatever. Why do you look like that? You must have done something horrible in your past life. Wow, first question of time Well, first off
Starting point is 00:01:36 I think I look like how men's supposed to look You know, I don't have surgery Like caveman wasn't cute You know what I'm saying? So I'm the real like male That's why they evolved Because they all died at like 22 years old No, that's because
Starting point is 00:01:48 And when they were 22 In their years of wisdom They were smart As a three year old conier today What's that even mean? Exactly No Like a caveman
Starting point is 00:01:58 I didn't say I was a caveman I said I look You look like a caveman No, no, I didn't say I looked like a caveman. So what are you saying? I'm giving an example like caveman, like blue collar men, people that work hard. You don't look like a blue collar man. You're a lot closer actually to a caveman.
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Starting point is 00:03:00 You know, horrible face is subjective. You know, maybe that's your opinion. It's objective. Yeah, but maybe that's your opinion, but like right now I can call like a five-star batty and like she'll be like, she would lie to you, but her belief is the same. No. I mean, you're not a woman, so you're supposed to think. I'm not a woman.
Starting point is 00:03:18 I'm not a woman. You're not a girl, so you're supposed to think, like, you're not supposed to think I'm hot. You're going to call over a five-star girl? That sounds very bad. Not a point. Five-year-old girl? No, all right. See, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Here we go. Woman, not women. Not girl. Yes, woman. Is that just how you guys say it? Yes, I'm from the South Road. This is how we talk. Where are you from?
Starting point is 00:03:38 I'm from Los Angeles. Yeah, exactly. You're from the Hollywood ass. Like, it's Hollywood over there. You're from the Hollywood ass. It's Hollywood over there. I'm saying, like, you're from L.A. So, like...
Starting point is 00:03:47 No, I'm going to use that in the future. I like what you said. Yeah, thanks. Pretty like, uh, experimental. W are you? W. We're like on stream. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Oh, yeah, because I'm a streamer, so I'm used to say, like, W. Look at the chat. You didn't even introduce yourself as a stream or anything. You just started speaking a bunch of shit about how you have an issue with some guy named. What is the name? What is it named Clamberts? Well, I'm cuff him. I'm a streamer.
Starting point is 00:04:06 I don't buy, by the way, so. That's probably a huge lie. No, I'm a legit stream. How many viewers do you average? Oh, I'm like 10K. Okay, so like an unbelievable lie. It's what is it really, like 742? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:04:19 BAU is huge. You know, I have like 3,000 subs, concurred like 10K viewers. You have 3,000 paying subscribers? Yeah, it's all. But you concur 10,000 viewers? See, listen, kick doesn't have any ass So if they sub, it's just off the love You know, they don't just sub to not get ass
Starting point is 00:04:34 It's just off love You think my brain is filled with the little stones In the middle making it impossible for me to think Yeah, actually, I think it is Because I don't know, you're tweaking right now Like, you gotta be like off some type of drugs Like, I don't know Did you know you can feed homeless people
Starting point is 00:04:47 HDMI cables? That's Lily Manslaughter Why? Because like why are you give them cables Homeless? You're rich, you give them boxes of pizza Why would I do that? I have HDMI cables?
Starting point is 00:04:58 Actually, I used to stay in L.A. And I used to do that. Give them HDMI cables or pizza? No, I don't give them HD. What are they going to do with HDMI cables? It will become a computer and they will be able to work. All right. Thing?
Starting point is 00:05:09 See, this is exactly why AI. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. You're the reason why it's like AI all over the, like, in and there or no. What the hell are you even saying right now? Because you're talking about turning homeless people to bots. No, it's your computers. All right. Not AI.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Their brain will still be a computer. Ain't Elon must already doing that? No, he's putting those little chips in them so he can send them. all of their data to Israel. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm gonna get shot after this stream. Like, you're gonna say, like, leaked the information to me. Like, I don't wanna know about that, all right?
Starting point is 00:05:37 I'm good. You prefer not to know. Yeah, I prefer not to know. So we're not streaming. No, like, like, I don't care about the deep secrets, you know? Like, what you just said about Elon Musk doing? That's public, I think. Actually, it's just a lie I made up.
Starting point is 00:05:49 All right, good. To not get sued, yeah. All right, it's a lie, yeah. Oh, actually, if you don't want to get sued, say, allegedly. I don't think that's how that works. Well, that's just what dumb people think, This is how it works.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Actually, my Jewish friend, Aneros told me that. So he said anything, before I say anything, if you want to, without getting sued, just say allegedly. That guy's dumber than a toad. He's Jewish and he has $400 million or something. So you know what? No, no, but you know what? Does it really matter? No.
Starting point is 00:06:14 It doesn't. It doesn't. Is it true that you spend over $400,000 a year on DoorDash? You know what's crazy? I want to say $400,000, but it got bad to the point where like, you know, my mom was thinking that I should hire a chef instead of like just order Dorda. order like three meals a day on DoorDash three meals a day morning evening and like after shrimp and how much is the average meal did you order just the food because you're probably not tipping right oh of course I tip I you know I tip 10 to 12 dollars average per order 12
Starting point is 00:06:47 I mean how much is the order well since now I could order food because you know a lot of people think I'm fat because I just eat but I'm fat because I never grow up eating food so now I could order whatever I want to order so I try new things on the meeting you didn't have money when you're a kid exactly But you're destined to the same horrible fate. Despite how you got here, it doesn't matter now. What you mean? What fate?
Starting point is 00:07:08 It's like when I said Aidan, he's as smart. He's a toad, but it doesn't matter because he has hundreds of millions of dollars. Yeah. It doesn't matter why you're fat. You're fat. You can say, oh, well, it's because I eat a lot or it's because I didn't and now I do. You've arrived at the same point. I'm working on it, all right?
Starting point is 00:07:24 That's not what you just said. I'm working on it. You're on a diet? I'm trying, but I had a filthy burger today. It was actually good, so. I just like food Who want to eat rice and ground beef all day? It's boring
Starting point is 00:07:36 Yeah You might as well just eat HDMI cables Because there's zero calories And they will make you extremely smart And let me go back to that for a second We do homeless people If you give them HDMI cables Because you have a surplus of them
Starting point is 00:07:48 Instead of buying them pizza You will save money And they will not be hungry anymore Whoa What's the issue with giving it to them? HDMI cables cost money You know that right But I have a surplus of them
Starting point is 00:07:58 I found a box All right, so if you go up to a homeless person and give them a HDMI cable, what do you think going to happen? They're going to go, why did you give me? I'm going to explain it to them. I'm going to say, typically, you wouldn't need something like this because if you do, you will either throw it up
Starting point is 00:08:11 or you will probably die, however, try it out. And you think they're going to eat it? I might be able to convince them, yes. No, they're going to strip you butt naked right there and take everything out of your problem. Okay, let's assume they eat it. Okay. And then they're going to have like a fan-n-n-n-reaction.
Starting point is 00:08:27 They're going to be like shaking and stuff. They would have that anyways. All right. Well, you got a point there, so. Well, I guess we could try it. I don't know. Like. Why are all you streamers so obnoxious and violent? Plus, you're not even from America originally anyway. You should probably go back to where you came from.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Yeah, you sound like Gypsy and Chud the building. Like, what are you talking about? Who are those guys? The two, you know, the two weird guys that, you know. I'm talking about streamers. Yeah, I'm saying, like, what do you mean? Where we come from? Oh, I said, no.
Starting point is 00:08:57 But move on. Yeah, I'm not racist. I'm not violent. I'm a nice black guy. Don't you get them vibes? You get them vibes? It's because you didn't grow up eating because you didn't have any money.
Starting point is 00:09:09 That's got nothing to do. I grew up in the hood. Loser! All right. My bad, I didn't grow up in L.A. like you. Well, I grew up, struggling, but I made it myself.
Starting point is 00:09:17 You had to be taken away. In Los Angeles? Yeah, struggling. I was one of those homeless people. And then I ate one of those wives and I'm a computer machine. All you did show that was with a book and you just went viral.
Starting point is 00:09:27 So congratulations, I guess. Which of the following two statements is true. If you shoot air into your nose, your brain will get swollen and you will die. If you give Matan $10 super child in the comments below,
Starting point is 00:09:40 you will receive a big blessing from a wonderful rabbi. Obviously the second one. And the rabbi is going to pray for you and good things will happen to your family. And he's going to be a wonderful blessing because the rabbi will be able to make things happen. Amen.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Or, walahi. No? Still wrong. I think it's just amen. That's for Muslims. Amen, amen, sorry. I'm just Christian, so I don't know. You're Christian? Yeah, so then why do you say what lahi? No, I said it because I was trying to show respect to your friend My friend the rabbi? Yeah, no, I'm confused on the other religions. You said that to a rabbi? He probably started going what? What? What? You want to be attacked? You're trying to attack me in the street Why would you think that? I'm just trying to say amen. You're coming to kill me? Yeah, you got to be off crack or something bro. Oh, holy shit
Starting point is 00:10:29 I'm not doing it All right Oh Yo What the hell Oh Jesus Christ Oh you got your nose You just have like an enslaved
Starting point is 00:10:39 Like crack edge You got your nose All right You don't even have a nose anymore He probably did your favor actually If anything Is my nausea's really that big Not anymore
Starting point is 00:10:48 All right Now you just a huge hole in your face Okay Which still looks better I guess a little like Michael Jackson now Does Aidan Ross Have you turn off his lights on Friday night I don't stay with them
Starting point is 00:10:58 So no In case he's a huge forgets maybe there's some like sort of alarm that he's figured out that it's not like electric or say I don't know what it is. What does he do? Well, I'm a Friday night. Because it's Shabbat.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Well, I don't be in those Jewish like ritual rooms. I thought you're his shabby's goy. Is he now why he helps you? Wait, what does that mean? That means that he pays you or in this case, I guess he platforms you which really is just resulting. No, because his dad said that before off stream
Starting point is 00:11:25 around me and I didn't know what it meant. He said you're a shabby's going. Yeah. He said it about you? Yeah. Or about somebody else. About me? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:31 So you turn off his lights in case he forgets or you turn on his lights or his TV. On Friday night, Saturday evening? No, I don't. We just gamble all day. On Friday and Saturday, too? Yep. Every day. I think that's probably allowed.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Yeah. I mean, it's not another. I mean, that's only Muslims can't gamble, right? But Neon still gamble. So is he really Muslim? I don't even think of him as a living being. Why not? I'm also not sure if Muslims can gamble.
Starting point is 00:12:01 assume the answer is no. They's not supposed to are hurt. You know, Sneko doesn't gamble. What'd you heard that from? Snico. Oh, good. He's a reliable source of information. Okay, so you look at him as a real Muslim.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Sneko? Mm-hmm. Yes. He's a friend of mine. Oh, you must see him do some stuff offshame. Jesus Christ. No, I didn't. Well.
Starting point is 00:12:25 What is the expected lifespan for whatever you are? I think I'm alive until I'm like 93. No. What? No way. What you mean? All I do is smoke weed. That's all.
Starting point is 00:12:39 What? Snoop buying bone. Dude, I'm losing weight, bro. I was bigger than this, you know? And also, I didn't even a fad joke. It's for whatever you are. All right, whatever. If Mansa Musa was really so rich,
Starting point is 00:12:52 why don't black people ask him for some money instead of begging the government? Because Mansa Musa doesn't, you know, he doesn't run us. So they're asking the government? This is a Jewish thing. I thought you didn't want it to avoid all these truths Well I mean you know the government does O black people a lot Like in our history what I read
Starting point is 00:13:11 They owe it was 40 acres You know Kanye said it They owe us a mansions you know And we're buying our chains back So we're owed it from the government Black people You're buying chains back You're just buying chains at like Rouse
Starting point is 00:13:23 Look at me now I'm free Oh Can I get my nose back? All right whatever um No I was still Yeah he just He just put in his pocket Great
Starting point is 00:13:35 All right. Well. He's actually just making fun of you. Okay, cool. Being demeaned by a guy who shouldn't be able to demean anybody. I mean, he's pretty fucking. He's scaring me a little bit, right? He's just looking at my soul.
Starting point is 00:13:46 I swear to God. Jesus Christ. Go ahead. Well, yeah, chains. Now I go to a jeweler, you know. Oh, I get it because you have a lot of money. You're making fun of those people who don't have money. No.
Starting point is 00:13:56 No, no, I'm not shabby's going. No, I'm not shop he's going. I got away from the Jewish side of things, you know? No, you didn't. You stream with him all the time, don't you? Yeah. It's my friend. And the day I know him for like five years.
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Starting point is 00:15:29 Yeah. Oh shit. That's a W&R books. It's crazy. And most people don't even know it. No, I thought he was white. I thought he was like a white man with a point of nose and they like study his brain or something after he died. No, no, no. Well, I know I'm smart like Abraham Einstein.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Before I became a streamer. You're smart like I bought him on Einstein. Yeah, I'm smart like Abraham Einstein. Because I used to take AP classes. You probably know what that is. Yeah. You know, there seems to be probably a lot of kids in those classes and Einstein was kind of a one-of-one. So that wouldn't really suggest that level.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Well, I mean, was he really that smart? I mean, it was all the way back then. I feel like now it's harder to be smarter. Because we got a lot of knowledge now. Explain that. Like, he was, like, when he was born, like, he was living in, what, the 1930s or something? Or what? Yeah, around then, I think.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Yeah, I mean, like, it's pretty easy to be smart back then. Like, what is there to learn? Like, they probably did, like. Wouldn't it be harder to be smart then because you have less information and resources to work with? No, because basically what I'm trying to say is, you know how you were using school and was doing, like, mathematic problems. A lot of those problems didn't exist. 70 years ago. Yeah, exactly. That's why it would be way harder to be smart back then or have the same level of knowledge because they didn't have as many resources. You're getting it mixed up. No, I don't think you don't. I mean. Because I'm smart. I have a high IQ. Did you say so basically. I think it was pretty low, but I was trolling. It was on stream. So it doesn't count. Basically what I'm trying to say is, you know, for sure of at least an 80. Is that good? Yeah, pretty good. Okay. Yeah. I appreciate I had like a high 80s, high 90, something like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Finish what you're saying. Nice. Oh yeah. Anyways, like I was saying. Bang. Yeah. Bang.
Starting point is 00:17:06 You got seen bang. No, I shouldn't have even done it the first time. All right. What? It's not a black thing? No, I know. It looks like an idiot now. All right, whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:13 I think it was easier to be smarter back then because, you know, it wasn't that much to know about the world. So he knew everything that probably like a eighth grade teacher know now. You just said one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. And I'm trying to think about it. And it's like so stupid that I'm losing my train of thought. I can't even respond to what you just said. All right. I'm pretty sure somebody going to tell you that I'm right.
Starting point is 00:17:39 And you're wrong. Somebody going to say it. For sure, somebody will say it. Tell you a guy who looks just like you. That would be a good thing. Yes, it will. Yep. Who do you think really killed Obama?
Starting point is 00:17:52 Didn't he get sniped? Oh, no, no, that was JFK. I was just talking about Omarin Games. Obama, yeah, JFK got snipped by that guy. No, Obama's still alive, right? No. He's cloned. No, he hasn't been alive for like, what, seven years now?
Starting point is 00:18:03 Jesus Christ. It was a j-f. It was a j-j-ha. What's the evidence for that? Look what they did, Joe Biden. He looked at different at the end. Towards the end of the presidency. I don't think he's alive as well.
Starting point is 00:18:14 And that was because of the jrots? Yeah, they definitely died. He definitely died, and they just put him like a suit. Oh, it was one of those lizards. Yeah, exactly. A reptile. You got it. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Reptillion. Yeah. Really appreciate you giving me some of this info. This is really groundbreaking. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad I could teach you something. So let me say this. The guy who did kill Obama was jibs.
Starting point is 00:18:35 So I feel like that was sort of well known. The question implies that it was somebody else. Who really did it? Some emphasis on that, really. Who, I mean, Obama was, like, one of the coolest presidents. Like, all the sports teams, they all wanted to visit the White House to see him. Like, now, like, you know, I like Donald Trump, but, like, people don't want to go there to see him after they won a championship. That's a representation of a good president or a bad one.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Exactly. So what does that make Trump? Oh, the worst. Why? To me, he's the great white hole. But if you use that standard, then he's the worst. Well, I don't know nothing about... If you look at it, God's prices are as low as they've ever been,
Starting point is 00:19:12 and he started no new wars, and he ended the war in Ukraine. So is he really not the greatest president of all time, considering he's done this in less than 24 months? Yeah, so, I mean, yeah, I mean, we didn't have no problem, so it's all like a good president versus the other presidents we had war. Yeah, with Joe Biden, we were at war. We were funding the war in Ukraine. Exactly, exactly.
Starting point is 00:19:31 He pulled out of what was he? Aflamistan. So you know it. And they left helicopters. Yeah, you know your shit. I'm sure you're familiar with this as well. It's a huge news stories. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:40 We trump. Exactly. We voted Trump so it could be no wars. And now it's peace. Exactly. I mean, are you touched? Touched, what do you mean? Like, did you get bombers in your city or anything?
Starting point is 00:19:51 Did I get Obama in my wife? No, no. Like, did you get any bombings or like anything like? In Los Angeles? Yeah. No. Exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:58 I mean, that's exactly what I'm saying. Exactly. Yeah. So if you look at the economy, the stocks and everything, it's, they call this guy a bad president. because Stephen Curry doesn't want to meet up with him. If you look at any objective thing, I'm saying that's not true. Wait, Steph Curry didn't want to meet up with?
Starting point is 00:20:14 I'm glad that that's what you took out of what I said. Yeah. No, I just heard Steph Curry. You know, he shot at Steph Curry, man. Look at Curry, man. You got to do one with flight. Yeah. Well, one day, hopefully, maybe if he decides to come on,
Starting point is 00:20:26 but I don't think it's his style. Oh. I can recommend it. You can help? Do you know him? Yeah, of course. Is he able to fly? Yeah, you probably got to smoke a debt pack with him, though.
Starting point is 00:20:35 No, I won't do that. All right. Are you the result of too many vaccines? Am I the result of too many vaccines? Yeah. They like to give babies a couple when they're born to protect them from things. So they went, okay, almost done. All right, that's the normal amount.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Let's make sure he's safe. Oh, no! Wait. What, you're trying to say I was a test? Sort of, or maybe there was just a really crazy doctor like the guy from Borderlands. No, I was born like totally normal. I came out my mom, Cooch, you know, came out crying. It's a little explicit to talk about your mother.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Well, I'm saying I came out the normal way. Like, I didn't, I wasn't. This is really bothering me. You have lice in your hair. Can you take that out? Lice. You missed it. Lice?
Starting point is 00:21:16 You missed it. Dude, I know I got, I know I got carpeted. I'm lying to you. I tricked you. So you don't like this type of hair? No, you do have something right here. I tricked you. All right.
Starting point is 00:21:25 No, I'm actually not lying. It's a small, it's right here. Get it? I tricked you. Right. How did you not get beat up on this yet? Huh? Like, how did you not get beat up on this yet?
Starting point is 00:21:36 Because Maham Miller is in that room right there. Yeah, like, why's he just behind the door? Like, I wouldn't want to beat you up. I think you're cool. Bang. Nice. Can I get my nose back? All right, he just looked at you.
Starting point is 00:21:52 All right. Are you happy to see others succeed in life so much on a level that you couldn't even dream of, or are you jealous? Of course I'm happy. You know, you had to wait for them. Yeah, because, like, I waited my turn for, like, you know, to be on the run. You know, I was just helping Aiden streams out. You know, I was just being the jester. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:12 And then, you know, last year, I said like last year, yep. And then I started to do my own thing. And how, and how are, you feel that your kind of view is just like his sidekick or one of the feet, man, one of the many sidekicks he has, I guess? Yeah, I felt like that like, you know, I'm not. Now you're your own guy. Yeah, I'm making a way. Yeah, I'm making a decent amount of money if you have four people with you here, right? Yeah, these are my BAU.
Starting point is 00:22:35 It's my BAU team. What does that mean? You know, these are my guys, the BAU. Is that like an excuse to not pay them? Or what is it? No, they get paid. Yeah, they get paid. You know, I get paid good.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I'm okay. How much do they pay you? Well, I have a gamble deal and I get KCIP. Okay, how much do you get from KCIP? And what is that if people don't know? And how much do you get for your gambling deal and how much in total? So for KCIP, if I do like a eight-hour stream, I'll get like, I get a thousand hour. A thousand an hour?
Starting point is 00:23:02 Yeah. So you get $8,000? Just from kick. Yeah. And how much from? gambling deal. That's kind of explicit. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:09 It's explicit? Yeah, I don't know. Fuck, that's not the word. All right. It's kind of exclusive. Yeah, that's the word. Well, it's okay. You can say it on my show.
Starting point is 00:23:18 I'll let you. Well, I don't know if the IRS might be watching. The FBI already visited me, so I don't want to say too much. The FBI visited you? Yeah. Because you're trying to kill somebody
Starting point is 00:23:26 with a gun? No, I did it. So why did they visit you? Because they thought I threatened. They thought I was threatening somebody to kill somebody. Yeah. Seems like a reasonable reason for the FBI to visit someone No, I mean people doing the internet all the time
Starting point is 00:23:40 Why they visit me? Because you're dumb enough to do it in front of 700 people Alright, actually 10,000 Yeah How much do you get from the gambling deal? Seriously, I would like to know Like 5K That's not true
Starting point is 00:23:52 I heard Neon gets a million a month Dude, where are you hearing this from? I think it's public, no? Probably is I mean, would you take a gambling deal? Yeah Okay No, I wouldn't
Starting point is 00:24:04 Bad, bad, bad. Is it really bad? Yeah. Why? People gamble anyway. It's in the whole world. Like, you can't influence nobody to gamble. I feel like.
Starting point is 00:24:13 It's a great argument. I can't even argue against it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Bang. So how much do you make? You're trying to change the convoy? A little bit.
Starting point is 00:24:21 So per day, I get like, I know, I get like, I get like 10K a day. 10,000? Yeah. So it's $300,000 a month? Mm, it's gambling, so you can lose a lot as well. Yeah, but you're not really playing with your money, are you? Yes, I am. I gamble raw balance, raw feel.
Starting point is 00:24:37 I swear to God I do. I swear to God. Now you're lying on God and you said you're a Christian. Jesus Christ. Okay, let's just assume you're actually getting $300,000. How many hours do you usually stream per month? Well, I've been tap dance for a long time, so I've been, I probably do like 100 hours a month.
Starting point is 00:24:55 So you're making about $400,000 a month? Well, you know you got taxes and you got... When somebody asks how much somebody's making, They don't first deduct money from taxes. Well, I do now since I'm in the game now. So first you do that. Yeah. Okay, but before taxes, you're making about $5 million a year?
Starting point is 00:25:13 No. Less? I probably make like $100,000 a month. Okay, so then you're not making $10,000 a day from gambling, are you? Oh, my God. I don't want to say I make, like, that's kind of crazy. Because you are? You want me to cut it out?
Starting point is 00:25:33 You leave in this answer? Yeah, that would be nice. I can't do that if you like. Yeah, I mean. Just resale your answer and I'll cut to this part. All right. So how much you're making from gambling? $10,000 a stream.
Starting point is 00:25:52 All right. I'm just trick you and then you ended up tricking yourself. I don't even know. How did you even do that? All right, look. You must be playing it up. Can I just show you and you just keep it a secret? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:03 I won't say anything. All right. This is what I get a day. Let me just. Dispellers But you're not getting that every day No, I am It depends what days I go live
Starting point is 00:26:20 You know What days I get it when you go live Exactly So how many days do you go live a month Well I just took a break recently Okay well It said $30,000 he's getting from the damn That's not 30,000
Starting point is 00:26:30 Yes he did No it's not He said a $30,000 bonus No No no So he's not making $900,000 a month That would be insane
Starting point is 00:26:37 But he's making about probably I would say Three or 400 Plus the KCI Whatever scabbing shit you're doing I don't scam actually I'm actually for the black community And I help out a lot
Starting point is 00:26:47 You know, I give away a lot of money That's exactly what I said Okay yeah You said I don't scam I'm part of the black community It's like It's like a magnet The opposite sides of magnets
Starting point is 00:26:54 It doesn't work Yeah exactly because Wait What you mean What you mean I'm just saying I'm black I don't scam you know I'm not a scam
Starting point is 00:27:03 No way Yeah leave it to the Indians Yeah I don't do that stuff Yeah Yeah You know Are you Are you familiar with like cookouts or stuff
Starting point is 00:27:12 I haven't been to anybody I know what they are I know the cultural idea of it You should come to one of my cookouts What do you cook? Probably a lot of things Well I don't cook It's mainly my you know the family You know got good music playing
Starting point is 00:27:24 We got basketball football It's like a cookout for black people Do you come to every single one Of the cookouts your family does? Yeah of course Every single one I missed a couple of the past couple years I had to grind
Starting point is 00:27:35 But when you come It's like they have to be on high alert Like another 10 burgers No Actually I eat a lot of high hours hot dogs. What sausage? Sasha dogs. You put the sausage in the bread and you put ketchup over it and like a little mustard and it's good.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Is that really good? Hot dog? It's a sausage actually. It's a sasha link. Go to just say hot dog. It's really the same. A hot dog is not a sausage. You had to say that? Because I don't want to say I eat hot dogs. I don't eat glissies. Because that would be gay. Exactly. Well. And you don't like gay?
Starting point is 00:28:06 No, I'm straight. Yeah. Yeah, I had an ex-girlfriend. Okay. Yeah. How can we know that all of these scientific evidence that the earth is around isn't actually all a scam that we will never be able to know and the cat decided what you ate for breakfast. Yeah, so I think the earth is flat. You think the earth is flat?
Starting point is 00:28:24 I think they fake space. They're trying to hide something from us because how are we going to space before we explore us in the ocean? What? So basically why they're trying to explore space, right? The one explore space before what's in the ocean. Why? We live here.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Nothing in space could hurt us, but something in the water could hurt us. See you're not listening You should You should be asking this question too No you should be asking this question Why are we not exploring space? I'm like 20 minutes left I think and now we're down to 10
Starting point is 00:28:54 You just wipe 10 minutes off All right I can't even do this for another 20 Well I guess you just You're around earther That's what we call you Yeah Around Earther
Starting point is 00:29:03 Jesus Christ All right Everybody agree with me though Some people are going to agree with you Everybody agree with you With you Now you're trying to talk black what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:29:16 All right. Do you think the U.S. president should live in Somalia? I wouldn't want to live in Somalia. So I don't think the president would want to live there either. What if they're from Somalia and they haven't even been here, but they're the president? Well, then they can't be legally the American president, right? Why is that? Because they're from Somalia.
Starting point is 00:29:36 So what? They could be the Somalian president. And the American one at the same time. I don't think that will ever happen. Why? Because the United States is just too big to be ran. Bos, no offense, but a Somalia. Why? Oh, the Somalians are not smart enough.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I'm not saying, I mean, you said it. Do you have, like, different rankings of, uh, I, I was going to say African American, but just, I guess, African, whatever, you know. Yeah, I go African Americans. That's what you are? Of course. A little bias, so we'll just wipe that off. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Um, no, because, you know, we have a lot of black, like. Fucking idiot. All right. Go ahead. Oh, um, yeah, so African American. Then I go Misskins. You know, I love the Misskins. I stay in LA.
Starting point is 00:30:15 I show about black people. Oh, well. Oh, you're just ranking, you're doing races? Yeah. Okay, do races. Oh, yeah. So, the best race in general is African American. I think so.
Starting point is 00:30:25 We have the best actors, the best athletes, the best cookers, the best streamers. How can you argue with that? Exactly. The best athletes. Yeah. It's because we're dedicated more to go and get it. To Gilbert get it. Yeah, because a lot of black people come from the hood.
Starting point is 00:30:40 We got set back 40 years. Is that a comedian who died, Gilbert Godfried, Gilbert Giffrid? You just got his name wrong. Are you a fan of him? Um, R. It's in peace. He was a really good guy. Um, I don't know what that is.
Starting point is 00:30:50 You just said his name or you tried to, I think. No, I didn't say his name. The hell are you talking about then? All right. Uh, I'm just talking about black people that's famous. Gilbert Godfrey was like Asian, I think. Okay. So I'm not familiar with Asian.
Starting point is 00:31:02 I'm just talking about the black. Okay, continue your ranking. Mexican, I guess. Oh, yeah. So African American, Mexicans. And then, ah, this is a trick one. I'll go like Puerto Ricans and, you know, Dominican. I feel like that's really just, come on.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Let's include that in the second. one. You just say Latino people. Yeah, Latino people. I would say Mexican, but we'll just say Latino people. And then, you know, you got to culture nowadays. No matter how much people hate the jriss, you got to give it to the jricks. So they're number three? I think they're number three. Where are white people on this?
Starting point is 00:31:31 I don't know. Chud the Builders, kind of sending y'all back a little bit. Who's Chad the Builder? How you don't know who that is? You definitely know who he is. You watch his videos. I watch Chad the Builders. Is he a builder? You know, you didn't hear about the Varga that's going around Nashville, Tennessee, calling black people with the hard art in their face? He's calling them
Starting point is 00:31:46 No, the hard are Which one is that? The one that was used back in the You won't say it You idiot, you're black You forget that Randi's made a fucking soup Why would I say that?
Starting point is 00:31:58 I might give him that credibility For you to say it? Yeah Okay, so there's a guy Who I imagine he's in black Who goes around and says The N were two people Exactly
Starting point is 00:32:08 He's a piece of shit He's probably not the first one to try How is he safe doing this? What's his Does he go with security guards? No, he don't. Time is ticking, actually, so we'll see. We'll see what happens.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Are you surrendering him? No, no, no, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no. I'm just saying... He's the time is taking, so we'll see. He's saying he goes without no security, and I say, yeah, he's not. You didn't say, yeah, so he's not so... Actually, what's gonna happen? You didn't say that.
Starting point is 00:32:35 He said, time is ticking, so we'll see, actually, though. He's gonna go up to the wrong black person. But the motherfucker fucking with me. It's me, a motherfucker, yo. Right, now you're talking about you from the hood. No. I'm verbatim repeating what you said. What's your ethnicity?
Starting point is 00:32:47 A white German. German with a tiny bit of a Spaniard. So you're a hiby supporter. Did I say that? I don't know. I mean, you're German, so I'm... Are you an Obama supporter? I am, actually.
Starting point is 00:33:01 EBT, Obamacare. Actually really helped me growing up. You don't even need it. You have enough money. You're just like getting food. No, no, no. I got it when I was younger. Not now.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I thought you said you didn't eat when you were younger. But I ate because of Obama. his Obama care made me eat Obama Obama care made me eat Why would you eat him if he did such a nice thing for you Alright Anyways, we need Trump care To all my people in the hood that's struggling
Starting point is 00:33:25 That'd be great No, he did already Trump care Now there's no Now the health care in America is free It is? Yeah, and you wiped out student loans Oh thank God Because I'm gonna be honest
Starting point is 00:33:37 I didn't go to the hospital like six years Because bro I went to the hospital for asthma And they charged me like $3,000 Yeah, it's completely free now. I mean, you can hire a private doctor, but even that will be covered by the government. Well, I need to get subscribed by Zimbik. That's why I'm going to go to a doctor for us. I want to try it out. No, they're not covering it for you. For everybody else, yes. Why not me?
Starting point is 00:33:57 You're a dumb fool. All right. Can we tell I lose weight? I'm a shit on you. Sounds gay. It's like, worse than gay, actually. It's like fucking, can you get that thing off? It's like distracting me. Got you. Is it better? It's right there.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Right here, you did not get it. No, I got you. There's nothing there. I'm not doing this. Can you get long neck? He's right there. He's my next guest. Behind here?
Starting point is 00:34:29 Behind here? Behind this? All right. I got your nose. Where's the film with longneck now? He's my next guest. Should I tell him that I have your nose? No.
Starting point is 00:34:42 And I don't have your nose. He took your nose. Yeah. I don't know. What do you just? Alright? Yeah, that kid's weird.

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