The Matan Show - Matan Brutally Confronts Cuffem About His Weight
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everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have kufam welcome in
yes sir thanks for coming bang thank you thank you thank you
is that a gunshot that's my uh my soundboard i have it you know on my phone as well black
uh for today's co-host we have mike welcome in mike what's going on mike
jesus christ is staring at me like that oh nobody's there jesus christ right yep good
Please introduce yourself and all that one.
Well, I am Kuffam, you know.
Pull them I close to your mouth.
All right.
Damn, you're very demanded.
All right.
It's big and all.
Yeah, my name's Kuffam.
I'm a streamer, you know,
might know me from some of my trod clips.
You might think I'm beefing with some of the Clover boys and Kai,
but we're all friends.
I don't think anybody thinks much of anything.
All right.
People are only able to think about so much at such times.
What do you mean about that?
All right, whatever.
Why do you look like that?
You must have done something horrible in your past life.
Wow, first question of time
Well, first off
I think I look like how men's supposed to look
You know, I don't have surgery
Like caveman wasn't cute
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm the real like male
That's why they evolved
Because they all died at like 22 years old
No, that's because
And when they were 22
In their years of wisdom
They were smart
As a three year old conier today
What's that even mean?
Exactly
No
Like a caveman
I didn't say I was a caveman
I said I look
You look like a caveman
No, no, I didn't say I looked like a caveman.
So what are you saying?
I'm giving an example like caveman, like blue collar men, people that work hard.
You don't look like a blue collar man.
You're a lot closer actually to a caveman.
All right.
All right, dude.
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So, there's ragged, it's like exploding in, like, it's been sweating.
Yeah, uh, well, I was, rock.
Something like that?
Well, I still get bad bitches, so it doesn't matter, does it?
Yeah, I guess you could look at it that way.
And what do you think you might have done in your past life to deserve such a horrible fate?
You know, horrible face is subjective.
You know, maybe that's your opinion.
It's objective.
Yeah, but maybe that's your opinion, but like right now I can call like a five-star
batty and like she'll be like, she would lie to you, but her belief is the same.
No.
I mean, you're not a woman, so you're supposed to think.
I'm not a woman.
I'm not a woman.
You're not a girl, so you're supposed to think, like, you're not supposed to think I'm hot.
You're going to call over a five-star girl?
That sounds very bad.
Not a point.
Five-year-old girl?
No, all right.
See, yeah.
Here we go.
Woman, not women.
Not girl.
Yes, woman.
Is that just how you guys say it?
Yes, I'm from the South Road.
This is how we talk.
Where are you from?
I'm from Los Angeles.
Yeah, exactly.
You're from the Hollywood ass.
Like, it's Hollywood over there.
You're from the Hollywood ass.
It's Hollywood over there.
I'm saying, like, you're from L.A.
So, like...
No, I'm going to use that in the future.
I like what you said.
Yeah, thanks.
Pretty like, uh, experimental.
W are you?
W.
We're like on stream.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, because I'm a streamer, so I'm used to say, like, W.
Look at the chat.
You didn't even introduce yourself as a stream or anything.
You just started speaking a bunch of shit about how you have an issue with some guy named.
What is the name?
What is it named Clamberts?
Well, I'm cuff him.
I'm a streamer.
I don't buy, by the way, so.
That's probably a huge lie.
No, I'm a legit stream.
How many viewers do you average?
Oh, I'm like 10K.
Okay, so like an unbelievable lie.
It's what is it really, like 742?
No, no, no, no.
BAU is huge.
You know, I have like 3,000 subs, concurred like 10K viewers.
You have 3,000 paying subscribers?
Yeah, it's all.
But you concur 10,000 viewers?
See, listen, kick doesn't have any ass
So if they sub, it's just off the love
You know, they don't just sub to not get ass
It's just off love
You think my brain is filled with the little stones
In the middle making it impossible for me to think
Yeah, actually, I think it is
Because I don't know, you're tweaking right now
Like, you gotta be like off some type of drugs
Like, I don't know
Did you know you can feed homeless people
HDMI cables?
That's Lily Manslaughter
Why?
Because like why are you give them cables
Homeless?
You're rich, you give them boxes of pizza
Why would I do that?
I have HDMI cables?
Actually, I used to stay in L.A.
And I used to do that.
Give them HDMI cables or pizza?
No, I don't give them HD.
What are they going to do with HDMI cables?
It will become a computer and they will be able to work.
All right.
Thing?
See, this is exactly why AI.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
You're the reason why it's like AI all over the, like, in and there or no.
What the hell are you even saying right now?
Because you're talking about turning homeless people to bots.
No, it's your computers.
All right.
Not AI.
Their brain will still be a computer.
Ain't Elon must already doing that?
No, he's putting those little chips in them so he can send them.
all of their data to Israel.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I'm gonna get shot after this stream.
Like, you're gonna say, like, leaked the information to me.
Like, I don't wanna know about that, all right?
I'm good.
You prefer not to know.
Yeah, I prefer not to know.
So we're not streaming.
No, like, like, I don't care about the deep secrets, you know?
Like, what you just said about Elon Musk doing?
That's public, I think.
Actually, it's just a lie I made up.
All right, good.
To not get sued, yeah.
All right, it's a lie, yeah.
Oh, actually, if you don't want to get sued, say,
allegedly.
I don't think that's how that works.
Well, that's just what dumb people think,
This is how it works.
Actually, my Jewish friend, Aneros told me that.
So he said anything, before I say anything, if you want to, without getting sued, just say allegedly.
That guy's dumber than a toad.
He's Jewish and he has $400 million or something.
So you know what?
No, no, but you know what?
Does it really matter?
No.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
Is it true that you spend over $400,000 a year on DoorDash?
You know what's crazy?
I want to say $400,000, but it got bad to the point where like, you know, my mom was thinking that I should hire a chef instead of like just order Dorda.
order like three meals a day on DoorDash three meals a day morning evening and like after
shrimp and how much is the average meal did you order just the food because you're probably not
tipping right oh of course I tip I you know I tip 10 to 12 dollars average per order 12
I mean how much is the order well since now I could order food because you know a lot of
people think I'm fat because I just eat but I'm fat because I never grow up eating food so now I
could order whatever I want to order so I try new things on the meeting you didn't have money
when you're a kid exactly
But you're destined to the same horrible fate.
Despite how you got here, it doesn't matter now.
What you mean?
What fate?
It's like when I said Aidan, he's as smart.
He's a toad, but it doesn't matter because he has hundreds of millions of dollars.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter why you're fat.
You're fat.
You can say, oh, well, it's because I eat a lot or it's because I didn't and now I do.
You've arrived at the same point.
I'm working on it, all right?
That's not what you just said.
I'm working on it.
You're on a diet?
I'm trying, but I had a filthy burger today.
It was actually good, so.
I just like food
Who want to eat rice and ground beef all day?
It's boring
Yeah
You might as well just eat HDMI cables
Because there's zero calories
And they will make you extremely smart
And let me go back to that for a second
We do homeless people
If you give them HDMI cables
Because you have a surplus of them
Instead of buying them pizza
You will save money
And they will not be hungry anymore
Whoa
What's the issue with giving it to them?
HDMI cables cost money
You know that right
But I have a surplus of them
I found a box
All right, so if you go up to a homeless person
and give them a HDMI cable, what do you think
going to happen?
They're going to go, why did you give me?
I'm going to explain it to them.
I'm going to say, typically, you wouldn't need something like this
because if you do, you will either throw it up
or you will probably die, however, try it out.
And you think they're going to eat it?
I might be able to convince them, yes.
No, they're going to strip you butt naked right there
and take everything out of your problem.
Okay, let's assume they eat it.
Okay.
And then they're going to have like a fan-n-n-n-reaction.
They're going to be like shaking and stuff.
They would have that anyways.
All right. Well, you got a point there, so.
Well, I guess we could try it.
I don't know. Like.
Why are all you streamers so obnoxious and violent?
Plus, you're not even from America originally anyway.
You should probably go back to where you came from.
Yeah, you sound like Gypsy and Chud the building.
Like, what are you talking about?
Who are those guys?
The two, you know, the two weird guys that, you know.
I'm talking about streamers.
Yeah, I'm saying, like, what do you mean?
Where we come from?
Oh, I said, no.
But move on.
Yeah, I'm not racist.
I'm not violent.
I'm a nice black guy.
Don't you get them vibes?
You get them vibes?
It's because you didn't grow up eating
because you didn't have any money.
That's got nothing to do.
I grew up in the hood.
Loser!
All right.
My bad,
I didn't grow up in L.A. like you.
Well, I grew up, struggling,
but I made it myself.
You had to be taken away.
In Los Angeles?
Yeah, struggling.
I was one of those homeless people.
And then I ate one of those wives
and I'm a computer machine.
All you did show that was with a book
and you just went viral.
So congratulations, I guess.
Which of the following two statements
is true.
If you shoot air into your nose,
your brain will get swollen
and you will die.
If you give Matan $10 super child
in the comments below,
you will receive a big blessing
from a wonderful rabbi.
Obviously the second one.
And the rabbi is going to pray for you
and good things will happen to your family.
And he's going to be a wonderful blessing
because the rabbi will be able to make things happen.
Amen.
Or, walahi.
No?
Still wrong.
I think it's just amen.
That's for Muslims.
Amen, amen, sorry. I'm just Christian, so I don't know. You're Christian? Yeah, so then why do you say what lahi? No, I said it because I was trying to show respect to your friend
My friend the rabbi? Yeah, no, I'm confused on the other religions. You said that to a rabbi? He probably started going what? What? What? You want to be attacked? You're trying to attack me in the street
Why would you think that? I'm just trying to say amen. You're coming to kill me? Yeah, you got to be off crack or something bro. Oh, holy shit
I'm not doing it
All right
Oh
Yo
What the hell
Oh Jesus Christ
Oh you got your nose
You just have like an enslaved
Like crack edge
You got your nose
All right
You don't even have a nose anymore
He probably did your favor actually
If anything
Is my nausea's really that big
Not anymore
All right
Now you just a huge hole in your face
Okay
Which still looks better
I guess a little like Michael Jackson now
Does Aidan Ross
Have you turn off his lights on Friday night
I don't stay with them
So no
In case he's a huge
forgets maybe there's some
like sort of alarm that he's figured out
that it's not like electric or say
I don't know what it is. What does he do?
Well, I'm a Friday night.
Because it's Shabbat.
Well, I don't be in those Jewish
like ritual rooms. I thought you're his shabby's goy.
Is he now why he helps you?
Wait, what does that mean?
That means that he pays you
or in this case, I guess he platforms you
which really is just resulting.
No, because his dad said that before off stream
around me and I didn't know what it meant.
He said you're a shabby's going.
Yeah.
He said it about you?
Yeah.
Or about somebody else.
About me?
Yeah.
So you turn off his lights in case he forgets or you turn on his lights or his TV.
On Friday night, Saturday evening?
No, I don't.
We just gamble all day.
On Friday and Saturday, too?
Yep.
Every day.
I think that's probably allowed.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not another.
I mean, that's only Muslims can't gamble, right?
But Neon still gamble.
So is he really Muslim?
I don't even think of him as a living being.
Why not?
I'm also not sure if Muslims can gamble.
assume the answer is no.
They's not supposed to are hurt.
You know, Sneko doesn't gamble.
What'd you heard that from?
Snico.
Oh, good.
He's a reliable source of information.
Okay, so you look at him as a real Muslim.
Sneko?
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
He's a friend of mine.
Oh, you must see him do some stuff offshame.
Jesus Christ.
No, I didn't.
Well.
What is the expected lifespan for whatever you are?
I think I'm alive until I'm like 93.
No.
What?
No way.
What you mean?
All I do is smoke weed.
That's all.
What?
Snoop buying bone.
Dude, I'm losing weight, bro.
I was bigger than this, you know?
And also, I didn't even a fad joke.
It's for whatever you are.
All right, whatever.
If Mansa Musa was really so rich,
why don't black people ask him for some money instead of begging the government?
Because Mansa Musa doesn't, you know, he doesn't run us.
So they're asking the government?
This is a Jewish thing.
I thought you didn't want it to avoid all these truths
Well I mean you know the government does
O black people a lot
Like in our history what I read
They owe it was 40 acres
You know Kanye said it
They owe us a mansions you know
And we're buying our chains back
So we're owed it from the government
Black people
You're buying chains back
You're just buying chains at like Rouse
Look at me now I'm free
Oh
Can I get my nose back?
All right whatever um
No I was still
Yeah he just
He just put in his pocket
Great
All right.
Well.
He's actually just making fun of you.
Okay, cool.
Being demeaned by a guy who shouldn't be able to demean anybody.
I mean, he's pretty fucking.
He's scaring me a little bit, right?
He's just looking at my soul.
I swear to God.
Jesus Christ.
Go ahead.
Well, yeah, chains.
Now I go to a jeweler, you know.
Oh, I get it because you have a lot of money.
You're making fun of those people who don't have money.
No.
No, no, I'm not shabby's going.
No, I'm not shop he's going.
I got away from the Jewish side of things, you know?
No, you didn't.
You stream with him all the time, don't you?
Yeah.
It's my friend.
And the day I know him for like five years.
Yeah.
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Are you similar to Albert Einstein if instead of being a normal size genius in theoretical physics,
he was a large African man who barely knows how to use a microwave.
Wait, Albert Einstein was black?
Yeah.
Oh shit. That's a W&R books.
It's crazy.
And most people don't even know it.
No, I thought he was white.
I thought he was like a white man with a point of nose and they like study his brain or something after he died.
No, no, no.
Well, I know I'm smart like Abraham Einstein.
Before I became a streamer.
You're smart like I bought him on Einstein.
Yeah, I'm smart like Abraham Einstein.
Because I used to take AP classes.
You probably know what that is.
Yeah.
You know, there seems to be probably a lot of kids in those classes and Einstein was kind of a one-of-one.
So that wouldn't really suggest that level.
Well, I mean, was he really that smart?
I mean, it was all the way back then.
I feel like now it's harder to be smarter.
Because we got a lot of knowledge now.
Explain that.
Like, he was, like, when he was born, like, he was living in, what, the 1930s or something?
Or what?
Yeah, around then, I think.
Yeah, I mean, like, it's pretty easy to be smart back then.
Like, what is there to learn?
Like, they probably did, like.
Wouldn't it be harder to be smart then because you have less information and resources to work with?
No, because basically what I'm trying to say is, you know how you were using school and was doing, like,
mathematic problems.
A lot of those problems didn't exist.
70 years ago. Yeah, exactly. That's why it would be way harder to be smart back then or have the same level of knowledge because they didn't have as many resources. You're getting it mixed up. No, I don't think you don't. I mean. Because I'm smart. I have a high IQ. Did you say so basically. I think it was pretty low, but I was trolling. It was on stream. So it doesn't count. Basically what I'm trying to say is, you know, for sure of at least an 80. Is that good? Yeah, pretty good. Okay. Yeah. I appreciate I had like a high 80s, high 90, something like that. Yeah.
Finish what you're saying.
Nice.
Oh yeah.
Anyways,
like I was saying.
Bang.
Yeah.
Bang.
You got seen bang.
No, I shouldn't have even done it the first time.
All right.
What?
It's not a black thing?
No, I know.
It looks like an idiot now.
All right, whatever.
I think it was easier to be smarter back then because, you know, it wasn't that much to know about the world.
So he knew everything that probably like a eighth grade teacher know now.
You just said one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
And I'm trying to think about it.
And it's like so stupid that I'm losing my train of thought.
I can't even respond to what you just said.
All right.
I'm pretty sure somebody going to tell you that I'm right.
And you're wrong.
Somebody going to say it.
For sure, somebody will say it.
Tell you a guy who looks just like you.
That would be a good thing.
Yes, it will.
Yep.
Who do you think really killed Obama?
Didn't he get sniped?
Oh, no, no, that was JFK.
I was just talking about Omarin Games.
Obama, yeah, JFK got snipped by that guy.
No, Obama's still alive, right?
No.
He's cloned.
No, he hasn't been alive for like, what, seven years now?
Jesus Christ.
It was a j-f.
It was a j-j-ha.
What's the evidence for that?
Look what they did, Joe Biden.
He looked at different at the end.
Towards the end of the presidency.
I don't think he's alive as well.
And that was because of the jrots?
Yeah, they definitely died.
He definitely died, and they just put him like a suit.
Oh, it was one of those lizards.
Yeah, exactly.
A reptile.
You got it.
Yes.
Reptillion.
Yeah.
Really appreciate you giving me some of this info.
This is really groundbreaking.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm glad I could teach you something.
So let me say this.
The guy who did kill Obama was jibs.
So I feel like that was sort of well known.
The question implies that it was somebody else.
Who really did it?
Some emphasis on that, really.
Who, I mean, Obama was, like, one of the coolest presidents.
Like, all the sports teams, they all wanted to visit the White House to see him.
Like, now, like, you know, I like Donald Trump, but, like, people don't want to go there to see him after they won a championship.
That's a representation of a good president or a bad one.
Exactly.
So what does that make Trump?
Oh, the worst.
Why?
To me, he's the great white hole.
But if you use that standard, then he's the worst.
Well, I don't know nothing about...
If you look at it, God's prices are as low as they've ever been,
and he started no new wars, and he ended the war in Ukraine.
So is he really not the greatest president of all time,
considering he's done this in less than 24 months?
Yeah, so, I mean, yeah, I mean, we didn't have no problem,
so it's all like a good president versus the other presidents we had war.
Yeah, with Joe Biden, we were at war.
We were funding the war in Ukraine.
Exactly, exactly.
He pulled out of what was he?
Aflamistan.
So you know it.
And they left helicopters.
Yeah, you know your shit.
I'm sure you're familiar with this as well.
It's a huge news stories.
Yeah.
We trump.
Exactly.
We voted Trump so it could be no wars.
And now it's peace.
Exactly.
I mean, are you touched?
Touched, what do you mean?
Like, did you get bombers in your city or anything?
Did I get Obama in my wife?
No, no.
Like, did you get any bombings or like anything like?
In Los Angeles?
Yeah.
No.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I mean, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So if you look at the economy, the stocks and everything, it's,
they call this guy a bad president.
because Stephen Curry doesn't want to meet up with him.
If you look at any objective thing, I'm saying that's not true.
Wait, Steph Curry didn't want to meet up with?
I'm glad that that's what you took out of what I said.
Yeah.
No, I just heard Steph Curry.
You know, he shot at Steph Curry, man.
Look at Curry, man.
You got to do one with flight.
Yeah.
Well, one day, hopefully, maybe if he decides to come on,
but I don't think it's his style.
Oh.
I can recommend it.
You can help?
Do you know him?
Yeah, of course.
Is he able to fly?
Yeah, you probably got to smoke a debt pack with him, though.
No, I won't do that.
All right.
Are you the result of too many vaccines?
Am I the result of too many vaccines?
Yeah.
They like to give babies a couple when they're born to protect them from things.
So they went, okay, almost done.
All right, that's the normal amount.
Let's make sure he's safe.
Oh, no!
Wait.
What, you're trying to say I was a test?
Sort of, or maybe there was just a really crazy doctor like the guy from Borderlands.
No, I was born like totally normal.
I came out my mom, Cooch, you know, came out crying.
It's a little explicit to talk about your mother.
Well, I'm saying I came out the normal way.
Like, I didn't, I wasn't.
This is really bothering me.
You have lice in your hair.
Can you take that out?
Lice.
You missed it.
Lice?
You missed it.
Dude, I know I got, I know I got carpeted.
I'm lying to you.
I tricked you.
So you don't like this type of hair?
No, you do have something right here.
I tricked you.
All right.
No, I'm actually not lying.
It's a small, it's right here.
Get it?
I tricked you.
Right.
How did you not get beat up on this yet?
Huh?
Like, how did you not get beat up on this yet?
Because Maham Miller is in that room right there.
Yeah, like, why's he just behind the door?
Like, I wouldn't want to beat you up.
I think you're cool.
Bang.
Nice.
Can I get my nose back?
All right, he just looked at you.
All right.
Are you happy to see others succeed in life so much on a level that you couldn't even dream of, or are you jealous?
Of course I'm happy.
You know, you had to wait for them.
Yeah, because, like, I waited my turn for, like, you know, to be on the run.
You know, I was just helping Aiden streams out.
You know, I was just being the jester.
Yeah.
And then, you know, last year, I said like last year, yep.
And then I started to do my own thing.
And how, and how are, you feel that your kind of view is just like his sidekick or one of the feet, man, one of the many sidekicks he has, I guess?
Yeah, I felt like that like, you know, I'm not.
Now you're your own guy.
Yeah, I'm making a way.
Yeah, I'm making a decent amount of money if you have four people with you here, right?
Yeah, these are my BAU.
It's my BAU team.
What does that mean?
You know, these are my guys, the BAU.
Is that like an excuse to not pay them?
Or what is it?
No, they get paid.
Yeah, they get paid.
You know, I get paid good.
I'm okay.
How much do they pay you?
Well, I have a gamble deal and I get KCIP.
Okay, how much do you get from KCIP?
And what is that if people don't know?
And how much do you get for your gambling deal and how much in total?
So for KCIP, if I do like a eight-hour stream, I'll get like, I get a thousand hour.
A thousand an hour?
Yeah.
So you get $8,000?
Just from kick.
Yeah.
And how much from?
gambling deal.
That's kind of explicit.
I don't know.
It's explicit?
Yeah, I don't know.
Fuck, that's not the word.
All right.
It's kind of exclusive.
Yeah, that's the word.
Well, it's okay.
You can say it on my show.
I'll let you.
Well, I don't know if the IRS
might be watching.
The FBI already visited me,
so I don't want to say too much.
The FBI visited you?
Yeah.
Because you're trying to kill somebody
with a gun?
No, I did it.
So why did they visit you?
Because they thought I threatened.
They thought I was threatening somebody to kill somebody.
Yeah.
Seems like a reasonable reason for the FBI to visit someone
No, I mean people doing the internet all the time
Why they visit me?
Because you're dumb enough to do it in front of 700 people
Alright, actually 10,000
Yeah
How much do you get from the gambling deal?
Seriously, I would like to know
Like 5K
That's not true
I heard Neon gets a million a month
Dude, where are you hearing this from?
I think it's public, no?
Probably is
I mean, would you take a gambling deal?
Yeah
Okay
No, I wouldn't
Bad, bad, bad.
Is it really bad?
Yeah.
Why?
People gamble anyway.
It's in the whole world.
Like, you can't influence nobody to gamble.
I feel like.
It's a great argument.
I can't even argue against it.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Bang.
So how much do you make?
You're trying to change the convoy?
A little bit.
So per day, I get like, I know, I get like, I get like 10K a day.
10,000?
Yeah.
So it's $300,000 a month?
Mm, it's gambling, so you can lose a lot as well.
Yeah, but you're not really playing with your money, are you?
Yes, I am.
I gamble raw balance, raw feel.
I swear to God I do.
I swear to God.
Now you're lying on God and you said you're a Christian.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, let's just assume you're actually getting $300,000.
How many hours do you usually stream per month?
Well, I've been tap dance for a long time, so I've been,
I probably do like 100 hours a month.
So you're making about $400,000 a month?
Well, you know you got taxes and you got...
When somebody asks how much somebody's making,
They don't first deduct money from taxes.
Well, I do now since I'm in the game now.
So first you do that.
Yeah.
Okay, but before taxes, you're making about $5 million a year?
No.
Less?
I probably make like $100,000 a month.
Okay, so then you're not making $10,000 a day from gambling, are you?
Oh, my God.
I don't want to say I make, like, that's kind of crazy.
Because you are?
You want me to cut it out?
You leave in this answer?
Yeah, that would be nice.
I can't do that if you like.
Yeah, I mean.
Just resale your answer and I'll cut to this part.
All right.
So how much you're making from gambling?
$10,000 a stream.
All right.
I'm just trick you and then you ended up tricking yourself.
I don't even know.
How did you even do that?
All right, look.
You must be playing it up.
Can I just show you and you just keep it a secret?
Yeah.
I won't say anything.
All right.
This is what I get a day.
Let me just.
Dispellers
But you're not getting that every day
No, I am
It depends what days I go live
You know
What days I get it when you go live
Exactly
So how many days do you go live a month
Well I just took a break recently
Okay well
It said $30,000 he's getting from the damn
That's not 30,000
Yes he did
No it's not
He said a $30,000 bonus
No
No no
So he's not making
$900,000 a month
That would be insane
But he's making about probably
I would say
Three or 400
Plus the KCI
Whatever scabbing shit you're doing
I don't scam actually
I'm actually for the black community
And I help out a lot
You know, I give away a lot of money
That's exactly what I said
Okay yeah
You said I don't scam
I'm part of the black community
It's like
It's like a magnet
The opposite sides of magnets
It doesn't work
Yeah exactly because
Wait
What you mean
What you mean
I'm just saying I'm black
I don't scam you know
I'm not a scam
No way
Yeah leave it to the Indians
Yeah I don't do that stuff
Yeah
Yeah
You know
Are you
Are you familiar with like cookouts or stuff
I haven't been to anybody
I know what they are
I know the cultural idea of it
You should come to one of my cookouts
What do you cook? Probably a lot of things
Well I don't cook
It's mainly my you know the family
You know got good music playing
We got basketball football
It's like a cookout for black people
Do you come to every single one
Of the cookouts your family does?
Yeah of course
Every single one
I missed a couple of the past couple years
I had to grind
But when you come
It's like they have to be on high alert
Like another 10 burgers
No
Actually I eat a lot of high hours
hot dogs. What sausage? Sasha dogs.
You put the sausage in the bread and you put ketchup over
it and like a little mustard and it's good.
Is that really good? Hot dog? It's a sausage
actually. It's a sasha link.
Go to just say hot dog. It's really the same.
A hot dog is not a sausage.
You had to say that?
Because I don't want to say I eat hot dogs. I don't eat
glissies. Because that would be gay.
Exactly. Well. And you don't like gay?
No, I'm straight. Yeah.
Yeah, I had an ex-girlfriend.
Okay. Yeah.
How can we know that all of these
scientific evidence that the earth is around isn't actually all a scam that we will never be able
to know and the cat decided what you ate for breakfast.
Yeah, so I think the earth is flat.
You think the earth is flat?
I think they fake space.
They're trying to hide something from us because how are we going to space before we explore
us in the ocean?
What?
So basically why they're trying to explore space, right?
The one explore space before what's in the ocean.
Why?
We live here.
Nothing in space could hurt us, but something in the water could hurt us.
See you're not listening
You should
You should be asking this question too
No you should be asking this question
Why are we not exploring space?
I'm like 20 minutes left
I think and now we're down to 10
You just wipe 10 minutes off
All right
I can't even do this for another 20
Well I guess you just
You're around earther
That's what we call you
Yeah
Around Earther
Jesus Christ
All right
Everybody agree with me though
Some people are going to agree with you
Everybody agree with you
With you
Now you're trying to talk black
what do you mean?
All right.
Do you think the U.S. president should live in Somalia?
I wouldn't want to live in Somalia.
So I don't think the president would want to live there either.
What if they're from Somalia and they haven't even been here, but they're the president?
Well, then they can't be legally the American president, right?
Why is that?
Because they're from Somalia.
So what?
They could be the Somalian president.
And the American one at the same time.
I don't think that will ever happen.
Why?
Because the United States is just too big to be ran.
Bos, no offense, but a Somalia.
Why? Oh, the Somalians are not smart enough.
I'm not saying, I mean, you said it.
Do you have, like, different rankings of, uh, I, I was going to say African American,
but just, I guess, African, whatever, you know.
Yeah, I go African Americans.
That's what you are?
Of course.
A little bias, so we'll just wipe that off.
All right.
Um, no, because, you know, we have a lot of black, like.
Fucking idiot.
All right.
Go ahead.
Oh, um, yeah, so African American.
Then I go Misskins.
You know, I love the Misskins.
I stay in LA.
I show about black people.
Oh, well.
Oh, you're just ranking, you're doing races?
Yeah.
Okay, do races.
Oh, yeah.
So, the best race in general is African American.
I think so.
We have the best actors, the best athletes, the best cookers, the best streamers.
How can you argue with that?
Exactly.
The best athletes.
Yeah.
It's because we're dedicated more to go and get it.
To Gilbert get it.
Yeah, because a lot of black people come from the hood.
We got set back 40 years.
Is that a comedian who died, Gilbert Godfried, Gilbert Giffrid?
You just got his name wrong.
Are you a fan of him?
Um, R.
It's in peace.
He was a really good guy.
Um, I don't know what that is.
You just said his name or you tried to, I think.
No, I didn't say his name.
The hell are you talking about then?
All right.
Uh, I'm just talking about black people that's famous.
Gilbert Godfrey was like Asian, I think.
Okay.
So I'm not familiar with Asian.
I'm just talking about the black.
Okay, continue your ranking.
Mexican, I guess.
Oh, yeah.
So African American, Mexicans.
And then, ah, this is a trick one.
I'll go like Puerto Ricans and, you know, Dominican.
I feel like that's really just, come on.
Let's include that in the second.
one. You just say Latino people.
Yeah, Latino people. I would say Mexican,
but we'll just say Latino people.
And then, you know, you got to culture nowadays.
No matter how much people hate the jriss, you got to give it to
the jricks. So they're number three? I think they're number
three. Where are white people on this?
I don't know. Chud the Builders,
kind of sending y'all back a little bit. Who's Chad the Builder?
How you don't know who that is? You definitely know who he is. You watch his
videos. I watch Chad the Builders. Is he a builder?
You know, you didn't hear about the Varga that's going around
Nashville, Tennessee, calling black people
with the hard art in their face?
He's calling them
No, the hard are
Which one is that?
The one that was used back in the
You won't say it
You idiot, you're black
You forget that
Randi's made a fucking soup
Why would I say that?
I might give him that credibility
For you to say it?
Yeah
Okay, so there's a guy
Who I imagine he's in black
Who goes around and says
The N were two people
Exactly
He's a piece of shit
He's probably not the first one to try
How is he safe doing this?
What's his
Does he go with security guards?
No, he don't.
Time is ticking, actually, so we'll see.
We'll see what happens.
Are you surrendering him?
No, no, no, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
I'm just saying...
He's the time is taking, so we'll see.
He's saying he goes without no security, and I say, yeah, he's not.
You didn't say, yeah, so he's not so...
Actually, what's gonna happen?
You didn't say that.
He said, time is ticking, so we'll see, actually, though.
He's gonna go up to the wrong black person.
But the motherfucker fucking with me.
It's me, a motherfucker, yo.
Right, now you're talking about you from the hood.
No.
I'm verbatim repeating what you said.
What's your ethnicity?
A white German.
German with a tiny bit of a Spaniard.
So you're a hiby supporter.
Did I say that?
I don't know.
I mean, you're German, so I'm...
Are you an Obama supporter?
I am, actually.
EBT, Obamacare.
Actually really helped me growing up.
You don't even need it.
You have enough money.
You're just like getting food.
No, no, no.
I got it when I was younger.
Not now.
I thought you said you didn't eat when you were younger.
But I ate because of Obama.
his Obama care made me eat Obama
Obama care made me eat
Why would you eat him if he did such a nice thing for you
Alright
Anyways, we need Trump care
To all my people in the hood that's struggling
That'd be great
No, he did already Trump care
Now there's no
Now the health care in America is free
It is?
Yeah, and you wiped out student loans
Oh thank God
Because I'm gonna be honest
I didn't go to the hospital like six years
Because bro I went to the hospital for asthma
And they charged me like $3,000
Yeah, it's completely
free now. I mean, you can hire a private doctor, but even that will be covered by the government.
Well, I need to get subscribed by Zimbik. That's why I'm going to go to a doctor for us. I want to try it out.
No, they're not covering it for you. For everybody else, yes.
Why not me?
You're a dumb fool.
All right.
Can we tell I lose weight? I'm a shit on you.
Sounds gay.
It's like, worse than gay, actually. It's like fucking, can you get that thing off? It's like distracting me.
Got you.
Is it better?
It's right there.
Right here, you did not get it.
No, I got you.
There's nothing there.
I'm not doing this.
Can you get long neck?
He's right there.
He's my next guest.
Behind here?
Behind here?
Behind this?
All right.
I got your nose.
Where's the film with longneck now?
He's my next guest.
Should I tell him that I have your nose?
No.
And I don't have your nose.
He took your nose.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What do you just?
Alright?
Yeah, that kid's weird.
