The Matan Show - Matan Calls ICE And Gets Ralph Barbosa Deported

Episode Date: August 24, 2025

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Hey guys, welcome back to the podcast for today's guests. We have Ralph Barbossa. Welcome in. Welcome in. For today's co-host. For today's co-host, we have VaraFlooring. Welcome in Vara Floreen. You do scare the shit out of me.

Sorry about that Sorry about that. This is your manager? That's my manager, Vara flooring. It's his first time here in a couple episodes, so that was probably just So that was probably just him being a little excited. Oh, okay, hell yeah. So in case anybody doesn't know you, please just introduce yourself and all that one.

Oh, I'm Ralph Barbosa. Alright. Yes, you got your name, but you know, tell him a little bit about it and all that one. I'm Ralph Barbosa and I do stand-up comedy. And, uh... Hey, why... No promo, no self-prom. self-promise I'm gonna bleep it no self-promos I'm gonna bleep it no self-promos I'm

that's like mega bleeped I might just cut it out introduce yourself without a promo my name is why Ralph Barbosa that's a weird name you said your pro-immigration does that mean you would support immigrating all these Mexicans chickens back to where they came from? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I just want people keep it moving, you know? Yeah, like, let's keep them moving back to where they came from. And if they want to, and if they're already there, then we can move them even more southern.

No, but some come north and then some go south. Yeah, but you didn't say you want to keep them moving north. You said you want to keep them moving. Let's move them south. No, I say both north and south. No, north is too good. Yes, I did. I know you might think that, but can we just move?

them south no why you because they got to go in all directions why is that that's just the way life is bro or were you born in the united states yeah so which country do you care more for the united states or mexican um depends what day i guess see that's what i'm saying i think we should deport you you need to have the country's best interest in heart where are you from i'm from Los Angeles. That's where I'm from. That's the Los Angeles accent? No, I trained my accent to be professional, like somebody who would live in New York.

You sound like a guy who runs a hostel, like in Europe. A hostel in Europe? That's good, like white Europe. Yeah. That's what I'm going for. Like really white Europe. That's good. That's what I was aiming for.

But I was born in Los Angeles. I'm not racist or anything or have some issue with Mexicans. I just don't want to. animals in the country. Oh, okay. That's good to know, I guess. What does Black Santa do? Steal your presence?

What? Is that a... Did you answer your question? I'm asking, I guess I'm asking if I'm right. Does Black Santa steal your presence? Yeah. There is no Black Santa. What does Jewish Santa do?

Uh... Tells the presence? I don't know, I guess. And what does Chinese Santa do? What did he do? He eats dogs. And you know what white Santa does? He fights crime.

He's like the bad man. Why? What do you mean why? You're like real, like, where are you? I really told you I'm from Los Angeles. All right, right. Where'd you find Jaime, Home Depot? Nah.

I found him behind the shopping center. I feel like you might as well have just said yes. That's pretty similar, no? No, Home Depot, like, that's where people are, like, looking for jobs. Behind the shopping center, that's where people get abandoned. People get a Band-Aid? Abandoned. He was injured or something?

What happened? Was he bleeding? You've never heard the word abandon, right? A Band-Aid? You don't know what it means. It's either I'm mishearing you because of your accent, but you're saying a Band-Aid, correct? Yeah. Why did he need a Band-Aid?

I don't know if he was asking for a one. I've never seen someone behind a shopping center asked for a Band-Aid besides like one time, but it wasn't a young Mexican guy who's a really cracked-out homeless? Who's your landlord? If I was your landlord, I would be angry. They're angry.

Yeah? They're trying to get you out of here? I have them on rent control, though. What does that mean? They have to give me a 30-day notice if they want to remove me, but they can't give me a 30-day notice because I registered under a fake name. Oh

I feel like the name You even use is fake right now You don't think Matani is my real name That's my name Or what is that Yeah, that's your name What do you think my name is? Your name is

Okay, well, whatever Move your fucking feet off the bed right now Dude, Jackie is dirty No, it's not, it's clean and happy On the shoulders No, it's not you have stains I guess I do too now

now your thing is dirty I put my fucking dirt on your thing that's all right would you support building a dome around Mexico instead of a wall nah that sounds that sounds expensive

I mean I'm not saying like a dome that's gonna keep them healthy I'm just talking about a dome not like a dome with air conditioning but it's like glass or it's like just like a metal dome or like metal dome i don't want it to be glass because then they can get out of it metal how do they get out of his glass they can't get out of his glass what if it's like bulletproof glass that's going

to be expensive like you said okay so obsidian yeah like obsidian from minecraft because then they can't get then they can't get where you're you going to get obsidian from when you put water and lava together spell obsidian no you can put water and lava together and it creates obsidian you're where are you going to get all the lava from i mean it's free you just have to go to different country. The transporting stuff might cost a little bit. I thought you were against traveling countries. I'm against. So now you need other countries to stop the traveling of countries. Well, that's a good point, but it's stupid because I'm willing to... So is it good point or is it stupid? It's stupid because I'm willing to change my line here. I'm not willing to stand on what I said.

So I'm willing to... I'm willing to change what I said. Well, how about this? How about the United States takes over one of the countries with lava and then we use that one? There's also a big volcano in California we could use as well. That's fine with me, I guess. You would be okay with that? If the U.S. took over into the country? No, if the U.S. built an obsidian dome around Mexico? Look, find the obsidian and then we'll talk.

Okay, fine, metal for right now. We'll improve it once we have the obsidian. No, not metal. I wouldn't be okay with the metal. What's the difference? Why is one of them okay and one of them not? Obsidian, it could be like, you could like sell it as art. could be like oh it's an art it's an artful dome because it's like obsidian no i don't want anybody to

lie i'm against dishonest politics oh i don't know man he's the landlord supposed to live with you um i feel like your landlord should live here why what separates my landlord from any other one your landlord needs to like see what's going on what happened we're filming a show here what you don't drop liquid in your house every once in a while That's what I'm saying See, he agrees with me Yeah, sometimes I drop liquid, I guess You got a point

Or what? Or solids? Like a... How'd you clog the toilet? Who clogged it? This is you? That was a prank on the landlord. Oh, you pull a lot of pranks

A prank's on your landlord, huh? This wasn't a prank. The thing with the toilet was, because what I told the landlord, I said, that's not my name. He said, I'm going to sue you. I said, oh, try it. Your toilet's clogged randomly. And then he dropped it because he knew where the next thing was. Somebody, when you're growing up, somebody, they either hit you too much or they didn't hit you enough.

Or alternatively, I'm just super intelligent. I know all, like, the Indian tricks. Or you didn't have, like, parents. You probably just had, like, somebody had custody of you. No, I raise myself mostly. Oh, well, that's good, I guess. Who's your favorite Pokemon, John? Uh, from the micro game.

Pikachu. Pikachu. Yeah. How have you considered setting up... What did I write here? Give me a second. Oh. Have you considered setting up...

Have you considered setting up minds outside of your front door? Do you have trouble reading the English that you write? Yes. Have you considered setting up minds outside of your front door? Yes. Have you considered setting up minds outside of your front door? outside of your front door so that when the post office man shows up he explodes? No, should I?

I'm asking you, it's something I've considered before, but I wanted a second opinion on it. Actually, I wanted about a ninth opinion on it because the other eight didn't give me an answer I liked. I guess, yeah, do it. What are the pros and cons? Can you help me way dim? I mean, cons, you probably won't get it. probably won't get a lot of packages. No, they'll just replace him with another guy and then I'll set up more

mines outside. So then you won't get packages? Why won't I get packages? Because you're going to set up more mines. But it's illegal for them to not deliver my package. I paid for it. I don't know what the legalities are with mines. They have to give me my package. That I know. I mean, yeah, I guess so.

They'll figure it out. I'm up. My... Blipped. You got blipped out. If you're wondering what got bleeped out, he just said the R word. Mike, can you bring me a pencil? I want to do a trick here.

We're going to do a little game, okay? Something I'm pretty talented. Mike, can you bring me a pencil? That will work. No, I guess not. It's not my house. He has a landlord Didn't you hear him?

I don't pay it I don't like that shit You're supposed to pay H-O-A Some people do Okay, so here's a trick basically You're gonna draw anything here And then I'm gonna be able to guess it So don't show me what you drew

It's like sort of a mentalist, okay? Okay So go do it over there, don't show me You turn around, that one's wet Look, I can't see. My eyes are closed. I'm even covering them, I can't see. So tell me when you're done,

and I'll be able to tell you what to do. Think of anything in the world, anything. It doesn't have to be specific. Food, friends, family, item, whatever you want. Okay. You did it? Yeah. Okay, now, put the piece of food.

Put the piece of paper, can I look? You don't have it drill on, right? Yeah. I can't see it. You can't see it. Okay, now put the item between your hands here. All right. Okay.

Pizza? Yeah. Is that what it was? Nah. Yes, it was. But it was close. Yeah. Oh, shit.

It didn't work. It's a pizza ghost. It's the ghost of a pizza that ate. That's the, uh, my trick didn't work. It's okay. I'm just gonna cut that out. I'm gonna bleep it out. All right.

You can have it, boo. What is it? A pizza? It's like a ghost. I guess it was once a pizza. It could have been anything. It's just a ghost now. It's just like a spirit.

It doesn't have a body. Why should I give a shit about global warming? It's not like it'll affect me anyway. No, you should care. Why? I don't know. Probably chicks dick. It?

Huh? Like chicks dig it, you know what I mean? They're like, oh, he recycles. Hell yeah. Hi, hippie chicks, dig it? Yeah, I guess that's true, but I mean, is that something you do? You try to give the attention of, like, hipsters? Sometimes.

Why? I don't know. I see them, I see hippies, and I'm like, hey, look at me. You recycle? Sometimes. But why would- I also burn a lot of plastic? You burn plastic?

That's not good for the environment. What does it do to the environment, though? I think that's what it does. Oh. Well, I mean, this guy hits plastic. I burn the plastic. What did you even just try to say? This guy burned...

He hits it. I burn it. He hits it. You burn it? Yeah. What? You said? You're all right. What? What happens when you burn plastic? What?

What? What happens when you burn... Talk louder. I can't hear you. What happens when you burn plastic? You said something about Plamek? Yeah, Plamek. What the hell is that?

Plamick is when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much. What? I can't hear you. Go back to your country. That's what I'm telling you to do, ma'am. No, you go back to your country. Go back to the United States, you have a deal. I'll go back to your country.

to where I came from if you go back to where you came from what's wrong with your mouth what's wrong with my mouth the blisters on it no why you talk like that talk like what why you talk like with the accent so you have an accent I trained an accent but it's original from the United Los Angeles well you talk like like you could be hyme's cousin or something that's not cool a little bit it's a little cool are you going to buy the collector's edition for the new Mortal Kombat game They're coming out with a Collectors Edition? The new Collectors Edition for the new Mortal Kombat game, Mortal Kombat 2.

I didn't know there was a collect. Thanks to Mortal Kombat. Stop promo. Stop doing promo. They didn't pay me. Stop doing promo. I'm just a fan of the idea of getting a promo. I'm not even a fan of Mortal Kombat. Stop doing that.

I'm doing like a fake promo to make myself feel good about myself. No, he's not. He's trying to suck up Mortal Kombat so that Mortal Kombat will like him. Yeah, of course. But it's not a promo. I'm not getting paid. Yeah, it's a promo. It's free promo.

so stop doing that that's what you try doing you're a hypocrite but it's my show I build this show from the ground no I know you're landlord and he said don't do that hey people might get off of me I have a personal space oh hey I'm not keeping it in no matter how many times you say it yeah well you're gonna have a hard time editing I'm not because you're not doing it in an intelligent manner you're not I'm not asking you a question you're saying yeah well this guy does this by the way you're going like there-da-da-do you're making it real easy for all in one shot that's what I'm saying it's all gone do you ever force women do you ever force women uh nah why not only only like um

But you play basketball with women? All the audience you're seeing right now is a picture of long neck, you're holding long neck. People aren't going to understand how you were able to hold long neck. Can I try one? I don't think you're going to give them back, hey man. That was my last package. You can come in if you want now, by the way. The Yahoo?

Hi man, I guess come sit like, you do one ass chick, I'll do one ass cheek. Yeah, they'll sit on the same chair. Yeah, come on. Don't bring another chair. There's not enough space. You're sitting next to a viral floor. Viral floor? No, you sit that way because it's your interview, so you need to be close to the mic.

No, it's my manager. That's his manager, viral flooring. You were never catching the dress. Hey, first of them you made, now they're a chocolate milk. You guys didn't really drink around me. Would you rather have a fat wife or die? Die. Fat wife.

Oh, let's get back to the other question. Do you ever force women? Do I force women? Force. Do I fourth? Force? Fourth. Peter Piper picked a woman.

off the street and then her. Nope, I can't say that. Go ahead. Fourth? Are you saying fourth? No, not fourth. Like, the number of force. That's what I said. Like, you're saying, like, do I four... Am I four women? Force women? Four, am I four? See, he gets it. Not women's right. Sort of the opposite.

Am I fourth? What? With the... Women? Do you force women? Fourth. I don't understand what you're saying. Are you saying weapon?

Do you force weapons? Do I... What do you think I'm asking if you forge weapons? I forge them and I smuggle them in from Mexico. That's why we need to get rid of you guys. That's fine. You just admitted it. You can try.

You can try to kick us out of this country, but we're not going nowhere. Me and all the Mexicans are going to... Count your days. Me and all the Mexicans are going to bang your mom. Well, you know, when Donald Trump... You don't have... I don't have parents, so I'm not concerned. My mother's in jail.

when Donald Trump reveals his ultimate plan that he's not leaving the presidential office you guys are going to start shitting yourselves yeah yeah no I'm gonna shit myself

don't worry he's coming for you first because you're smuggling weapons I'm gonna choke hold Donald Trump no you're not and then I'm gonna make you watch me bite him in the back of the head how would that

why would that be your way to attack him to bite in the back of his head because I know that you love him and you're gonna cry you can be like yeah stop yeah but I'd be more devastated You're going to be like, do not hurt Donald Trump.

That is my hero? He's my hero. Is that funny to you? That was a good impression. It's like, I don't understand why you. Stop Mexican. Where is viral flooring? I would be wondering where the secret service is, not viral flooring.

Where is the secret service? That's what I would say. Yeah, you're doing a good impression. Can I try? Yep. Can I hear you? You've been hearing me for like 30 minutes now. Yeah, cut that out.

I mean smells a little bit. Smells bad? Yeah, a little bit. In my shirt? I'm not, I can't smell them from here. Do you have a sense of smell? Sense of smell? Yeah.

I think the shirt, don't. I would think so, yeah. Yeah. Because I don't think you were born from a human. I was in a lab? Nah, not even. If you were, you were made by like a, like not the smartest scientist. I was, you know, I'm actually related to.

Einstein I can see that that's what I'm saying you see like the hair in the similarities in the face yeah the intelligence level I don't know I mean yeah I guess intelligence but like you're intelligent like in a different part of the brain what does that mean like Einstein's intelligence let him to like do cool math and long division and whatnot right you're intelligent in a way that like I mean I guess you use your powers for good huh spread laughter but if you wanted I don't spread laughter, I'm busy. You could be a terrorist if you wanted to.

But, you know, Einstein actually helped create the nuclear bombs, so you could say he was sort of, he contributed bad to the world. I wouldn't agree with that because I liked that they ended up nuclear bombing the Japanese, but somebody like you who doesn't have that opinion would not support Einstein, correct? Dude, I don't know what the fuck you just said. You said, I'll be a nuclear Einstein. That's ironic coming from you. Do you know that 800,000 to 1 million kids get killed?

kidnapped a year. Do you know that? You got that from Joe Rogan. I don't know. Look it up. I don't know. I don't know. Someone on the internet. What's funny? Hey, that's him.

Would you blame me? I wish it was water. It was like shocking how your friend doesn't have a brain I mean do you have a brain I think my shirt seems no don't try to deflect it to the shirt

it might also be the lemonade on the ground but no the lemonade smells good I guess so your manager was counting the money I don't think he can pay me he doesn't pay me what is your what is your percentage split

between you and your manager last month it was 100 to zero this month I'm hoping for something better. Oh, how many gigs, like, how do you make your money? Like, what kind of gigs are you working? I make his money just primarily through this podcast. And you have, like, sponsors?

Not recently, no, but I've had before sponsors. Like Mortal Kombat, who isn't a sponsor. Stop doing that. The new, are you going to get the collector's edition? Stop doing that. It's going to come with some cool stuff, probably like an action figure. Why was there a little bleep in the middle of that? In the middle of my sense inside, there was a bleak.

I'm gonna whi-you-win the whi-and then I'm gonna make who-wit watch as I-h-h-h-you-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. Who do you want to win the war, Ukraine or the Russian? I don't know, I just want them to get it over with already. But it's not fair. It's Ukraine versus one guy. Why? Is it because you're Ukrainian? No, I want the Russian to win. He's a huge underdog. Because you're Russian. What do you mean I'm Russian? I'm Russian. I'm not a Russian.

asking Ukraine versus Russia. The Russian, the guy. Oh, the guy? What, they got a whole country in nuclear-powered country versus one guy and he's taking them four years now or something? When you say the guy, do you mean Donald Trump?

No, his name is Donald Trump, not the Russian. Oh, I thought that was his code name. The Russian? Yeah. Why, you think you got, you believe the Russian hoax? Well, it was the Russian hoax. Please explain it to me. There was a bullshit thing.

I don't know. I read it online. I don't know. That was my idea. You took my idea. You're like Mensia and you're Mexican too. What did you ask? You're like Dracula. And you're European. Are you capable of running extremely fast? Nah, not really.

You're going to need to get good at it. I don't need to run. I got papers. You heard what he did recently? Who? The big man? What big man? The man in charge. Donald Trump?

Yep. What did he do? He got rid of birthright citizenship. Wait, he got rid of it? I believe so. I don't know if the law is fully passed, but I think it is. Everybody, have babies as quick as you can. No, it's gone.

Let's brown this shit up. Let's bomb this shit up. You see, they're terrorists. The more brown people there are. Who are you more scared of? Ice or ISIS? Probably ice. Why is that?

Oh, because I've never, I've never seen ice in real life. You've seen ice in real life? Yeah. Really? How was that experience like? It made my drink cold here. Man, man. That's why he has a what? What do you say I can't hear you?

Oh, how are you able to make that noise with your mouth? Something like that? Do that again. He's like a cat? I mean, he didn't... Is it possible? Pinocchio was just Jewish? No, it's not the same shape.

What do you mean? It's like a different shape of, like, body. Who said anything about his body? I did. Why did you think that... What do you mean? People of Jewish descent. sometimes have like a similar body or like facial features what facial feature uh typically white

pinocchio was made of wood no he wasn't you tell me pinocchio is not made of wood no he was uh he was jewish do they study the story of pinocchio in your home country in los angeles it's like sort of popular maybe not as popular as it is in your homeland Mi-ho. Why did you tell him to sit like that? Nearer... What? The Miro, just race car driver.

He wanted to be... F1. What? Talk louder. This? Want to be F1 driver? He doesn't want to be an F1 driver. He's a manager.

And Ralph's F1 driver. What? You're just talking things that aren't... What? It's just like... La la la la la la la la la la la la. Are you seeing weapons? The movie?

Are you asking that to him? No, I'm asking to that guy. I can be like him too if you want to hire me. Why does it shock you that some Mexican support Trump? Do you expect them to all be stupid? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Um... Um...

Yes. Yes. You do expect them to all be stupid. Yes. Why? Is it not a bit insulting? You're Mexican. I don't think you're stupid.

That's a lie. But anyways. Why do the people from your country come to this country? You're saying like what, 400 years ago when we conquered those guys? We took them down. And by the way, they're liars too. Why? What did they say?

They said that the people who came and pillaged, they pillaged here. here we didn't pillage anything was that you or that the guy and what would have happened if we didn't come and take over would have just been one big casino anyways wait you you took over who are you my people who is you the Spaniards I'm German and Spanish you're not German in Spanish yes I am you're a fucking your spawn of Satan why is it fucking with the table

Are you going to buy the collector's edition for the new Mortal Kombat game? Go ahead, give me an answer. Stop doing ads. I'm not doing ads. I was talking to Hyman. Why is he standing now? Do you want a chair? Don't give him a chair.

not give him a chair. Don't give him a chair. Don't, God damn it. Heyman. This is our podcast now. Do you want a chair? No. I don't need that chair, bro. Why do you eat Frito Lays?

Do you know Peknoquio was Jewish? Did you know that the inventor of Frito Lays was also from where the fuck you're from? Wait. That was a slick move, huh? Yeah, a slick move, guys. I brought you a chair. That's not a chair. Yes, it is.

That's a shower. Please, or if you gotta throw away trash throwing the shower because the trash is clogged. What the hell does that mean? Why do people think messing with others is funny? Uh, I guess it's funny. What's funny about messing with others? Um, sometimes people that don't want to get messed with,

what they can mess with is funny I guess it's not cool are you going for cool no it's not not cool like in a way like I'm like a swagger black like cool in a way like me nice to others is what I'm saying who who has swagger black exactly are you going to buy the collector's edition of the new Mortal Kombat game we should do movie lines but like in your voice what does that mean like if like if you played scarface Like in this country, first you got to get the money, then you got to get the power. Then you get the power, then you get to push me. That's not how I sound.

Don't know how I sound. You're mocking me. You're going to repeat what I'm saying? Uh, nah. I had something good coming up. How much will you donate to the Harvey Weinstein's Innocent Fund? I mean, I guess like if it was before the trial of... No, nowadays.

It's a fund that's happening right now. How much will you do you do it? We're helping them right now? Yes, we're helping him. I'm out of money. I gave all my money to the illegal Mexicans so that they could stay here. How we're giving them money help? They just need to be good at running and stuff.

Because they don't have to go to where the, where ICE is waiting. How would ICE know where they work? That's what I'm saying. You see the issue with it? If you have illegals here, they're not paying taxes. Get them the fuck out of here already, man. God damn it. They pay the damn taxes.

How could they pay taxes if they're not documented? I don't know. They're paying taxes to, they're giving a donation, they're just, they're leaving money outside of the White House, outside of the police department. You don't know how paying taxes works because you're not from this country. I paid no taxes last year. Yeah, because you're not from this country. No, because I did a crime. Your landlord doesn't know what your real name is because you have fake documents.

I do have fake documents for the landlord, but... You came here on a boat. My people came here on a boat a long time ago. No, you and the whoever got grabbed. Whoever got granted custody of you comes here on a boat nowadays your mom or your dad But from which country who comes on a boat I don't know but that's how you came Where do you think I'm from Iraq? Yeah, I think that like your parents killed each other like your mom murder your dad or something And then you have like an uncle who didn't love you

You're getting you're getting past the point how much will you donate to Weinstein? I don't know a few bucks I guess I don't have a mom now That's not true check your pocket I don't have cash. Jamie, can you check your pockets? He has cash, but that has nothing to do. He already donated. He never met him before.

You came in here and asked what his name is. I need money from one of you two. I don't want a car. I can't do anything with that. You can make an online donation after there. I have AirPods. Do you want them? You have a sticky car. fingers.

You don't have any cash on you? I steal your wallet. Yeah, but I don't have cash. Check your wallet out and let me see. I don't have cash. Let me see your wallet then. Hey, this guy's hands so sticky. Oh, because of the lemonade.

Can I see your wallet? Yeah. No, you can't see my wallet. Let me see your wallet. It's not a wallet. No, because then you're going to steal my ID and act like you're an American citizen like I am. No, no. You think I want your illegal documents?

I think you want my American citizen? my American citizen documents. I think the whole reason you even asked me to be here. And by the way, how do we even know Weinstein did anything wrong? What if they were assaulting him, by the way? Who are we to assume? This canceled culture, Me Too bullshit movement? You like to cancel people.

Who do I cancel? I don't know, but I bet you have like fake accounts, like X. And you'd be like, fucking, let's cancel, let's cancel this guy. No, I'm against cancel culture. Unless I disagree with them. Let's cancel him. Who have I tried to cancel? I don't know.

Besides a couple times because I didn't like them. But that doesn't count because I didn't like them. Let's cancel Mexicans. Trying to get them their jobs fired. You're trying to get them fired from their jobs. You know, that would be true if they had any jobs. Why did you like that? Because I'm a little angry because I'm Italian.

I'm a Spaniard. Ah, Spanian. That's what I've been saying. Yeah, Italian pizza? Did you walk into a store and buy like seven of those jackets? No, it's the same one. You've seen me wear it before? I don't know.

I don't. That's the idea of it. Have you mentioned about the Mortal Kombat collectible edition? Shut up. What did you say? Did you mention the Mortal Kombat? Two collectibles. Why?

Why? Why? Go ahead. Did you mention the motor comeback two collectors edition? I didn't mention that. What is that all about? You don't know how to play around, so. No, you're gonna...

Death to America! You're gonna be acting like that. Why do you want to destroy America? Why? My name is Matan, I'm a secret agent for the Russian. I'm Russian, I'm secretly Russian spy. secretly russian spy matan what are the plans to take of war america i forget i like i like i like sausages and cigarettes i like two or five sausages you don't know how to you don't know how to

you're gonna break it you're gonna break it i'm just looking out for you because you're gonna need all the money you can when the ice comes to give you you made that no the other guy i'm a better drier than that. Okay. You might not. Without the post a disease. Yeah.

That's the guy that you were in the detention center and the eye center with you remember? Or do you block right now?

That's what's happening. Do you block those memories out? Do you block those memories out right? My name is Matan and I was in

a detention eye center. Did they touch you in those centers Matan? What is this? You seen F1? You should watch him.

With him? Comes back with a shotgun. Sit down. Sit down, sit down, man. Welcome to my podcast. Hey, pass me the basketball. Wouldn't it be crazy if Maton had, like, the finest girlfriend?

Oh, fuck. That would be cool. That would be fucking nuts, though, right? Would it be crazy if Matan's girlfriend was, like, smoking hot? She was just like, babe, I get it. Like, I get your comedy. But I'll be like, oh my God, I'm so glad that you get it because most people think it's weird. Okay, good for you.

Can you show me your tits? Your girlfriend said it. That's a four-year-old. That's a f f f f f f f. What's this guy doing? Matan, come back to your podcast. Matan be like, Chach Azar, I will never get laid,

so I might as well get this weird as I can with this. That's a good impression. Chatton's all, we can't get late. Does he get late? I bet you he fucks. That's the only guy with a girlfriend. Who? This dude, the four-year-old.

Can't see. Like a man? Oh yeah, I take some. Okay, we're gonna end, long neck is here. Long neck. Long neck. Is the next year? How's your girlfriend?

I'm not in a relationship. How old is your girlfriend? I'm not in a relationship, but I would hope like four.