The Matan Show - Matan, Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas Debate Political Vi*lence

Episode Date: June 22, 2025

hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have Chris DiStefano and his friend and today's co-host please welcome in my manager VAR flooring first you have to come in and your friend yeah you and your friend you will sit here your friend can sit next to you

I'm sitting here? yeah no no no you sit next to him oh ok no no you can't sit there V bar floor and come in take your seat, please The bar from sitting on the other end Yeah, I accidentally dropped it okay, yeah Do whatever you like you can open it out here. I just didn't have the patience to set it up for you. Right, right, right. So where do you want me to sit?

You sit there. There it is. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so oh, huh. There he is. So we're gonna share a mic. Yeah, try to share the mic, but mainly you're gonna be talking hopefully. Okay. And then so please just introduce yourself, then have him introduce yourself. I'm Chris DeStefano. I'm his friend, Yannis Papas.

Yes. Now, just to get into it really quick, we brought you guys a special gift. Uh-oh. I want you guys to go like this. We'll start with him first, okay? Okay. Take a big whiff of that.

Oh. Oh yeah, I can smell it. It smells like a gym bag. Yeah, it's no good. You've smelled something like that before. Oh, Jesus Christ. I know. That's a Swedish foot.

Yeah. What do you want? You're supposed to make your face close to it. No, no, don't. Throw it. Yeah. Yeah. It's not good.

It smells like New York. It does smell like New York. It does smell like New York. Whoa. That's what it is. Oh! Yeah. It smells like New York. It does smell like New York. It does smell like New York. Whoa. That's what it is. Yeah. It's like the Tonight Show. It's just what it is, yeah. Okay, so you guys didn't really introduce...

You just said your name, but please introduce yourself. I'm a Greek kid that's friends with Chris. Greek? Yeah, I'm Greek. Yeah, my parents were born in Greece he's a Greek teenager yeah right now you I my name is Chris Christopher Paul Anthony de Stefano born August 26 1984 yeah but that's just fun facts you know give him some real info what's a fun fact about me? Um

What do I do I have I shop at the Queen Center mall No, tell him about the comedian stuff. Oh, it's uh, you know, dude, I talk about my family I used to be a physical therapist I have a special out on Hulu Now I do the history hyenas podcast with my my friend Yannis pop that has to be bleeped. I do the History Hyenas podcast with my my friend Yanis Pappas. That has to be bleeped as well. Bleep it out. Okay well most of these questions are written for one person but I don't know how you guys want to answer. I can ask you and then he'll answer. Yes. Or I can direct them but I feel like having you answer then him should be better. Yeah if you ask any questions in a second language I can answer for him. Exactly. I can speak other languages. You can speak other languages?

That usually brings me in case questions are asked in other languages. Right. So he's my interpreter. Yeah. If you ask any in Chinese, I can answer. Yes. Yes. What languages do you speak? I speak Japanese. I speak Mandarin. I speak Greek. I speak Swahili. I speak anything the Muslims speak. I can doahili I speak anything the Muslims speak I can do I can speak Portuguese I can speak porno Portuguese I can speak and he's just

gonna translate to something about you hating Armenians and Turkish people just Turkish people just Turkish Armenians are our brothers yeah oh you like Armenians yeah anyone anyone who Christ is your Savior yeah or or Muhammad I like them both presently right now I am Muslim and Christian. I've combined them two. So then you like the Turkish too? Well, I like the Turkish too, yeah. That's not true.

I'm supposed to hate the Turkish for my money. Or the Armenians. The Armenians, unless they fuck anyone that I've fucked who I'm in love with, then I'm okay with them. Okay. Yeah. That's how we roll. Would you kill yourself for $100?

Would I kill myself for $100? Would I kill myself for $100? Um, I'm gonna say no. I wouldn't kill myself for $100. Why not? Um, because I got my kids. If I didn't have kids, I'd probably do it. If I didn't have kids, I'd do it for people just to join the Patreon. What about $100 and a McDonald's apple pie?

Ooh, that's... No, no, only because I don't like a McDonald's apple pie. Ooh, that's, no, no, only because I don't like the McDonald's apple pies as much as I like the Burger King that got these Reese's Peanut Butter Pies. I like those better. If you threw that in, maybe. That would change it? That would change it to maybe, yeah.

If you do give me the $100 in Retardio coin, I think that's gonna be valuable in a while. You guys are going crazy on the self-promo. That's what, is that four in a minute? Yeah, that's four in a minute. What's that coin? Retardio is a coin that a lot of people don't know about. It's a bit is that four in a minute? Yeah, that's four in a minute. What's that coin? Retardio is a coin that a lot of people don't know about.

It's like a Bitcoin. Oh, okay. Got it. The hundreds in Bitcoin, I think that will turn into a million. Yes. Yeah. So I'll do it for a million. As long as my family can survive.

Yeah. What about $100, five of those Burger King things, and then for each one of those, one of your kids will die? No, that I can't do. Not that I can. That I can't do not why not I can't you can't kill the kids okay fine yeah how many kids do you have I have three kids if a gunman broke into your house which one of them would you want him to take care of I I would say which one my wife yes, she's a little younger than me. She's yeah. Yeah kill her that kid that kid

I would say no dude honestly for that one I don't think I don't think I could I don't think I could pick any of them pick one of them Just kill me. No just one of the kids now you or your wife. I would say that's the easy answer I was not true But not legal I get the so she's technically a kid. But not legally. I get the joke, you're dating a kid. No, I'm not. No, you're not dating.

No. But you have kids? Yeah, I got two. Okay, so we'll go to you on which one you would kill, but him first. I would say... Well, no, you're not killing them. The gunman will take care of them, unspecify what he's done. Like take care of them meaning killing them or take care of them like raise them? Like in a Hamas way? Like the way they take care of unspecified what he's like take care of a meeting killing them or take care of them like raise them like in a Hamas way like the way they took care of this no they're gonna they're gonna

blow their head off yeah oh that yeah that I thought you meant like bring them up because I would love if one of my kids became a hitman no I thought you were meaning raising them um I would say I would say I can't I heat man he's just a gunman just a black guy got Got it. Right, okay, so then I would say, well that, you know, one of my kids, I'm pretty sure is a black father. So I would say the one who I think is not biologically mine, who is darker than the others. And I would let the black guy do whatever he wanted because I don't want to be called the racist. Exactly. Yeah, but see, he gave a fake answer about one of his kids, he didn't

give a real answer. You should say the name of your kid, which one. No, I can't. Why? Because I can't do it because you don't have enough subscribers for me to do that So I could change your career enough, but then your kid will see it and they will know that for the rest of the life Which one you hit I listen dude if I was on miss Rachel right now my kids saw it I would do it, but or you know if you had a lot of money. It's about the money right It's about the money. It's about the views does your dad knows you get a lot of views You crush it, but you don't have the views yet Well, I if you get to the views where your relationship is five million views an episode then I'm gonna come on

I'm gonna know five million episode who has that in there's nobody that's what I'm saying So it's hard, but if you could get there. I'll come on. I'll start killing my kids on your show That's what I'm saying these kids I'll come on and I'll start killing my kids on your show. That's what I'm saying. These kids, it's good to have kids like this around. Yes. Because we're going to need autistic kids to fight AI. And these kids are... Like flooring? Bar flooring?

Yes. We need kids like that. The kids sniffing the cigar who's been staring at me the whole time. Who? That guy? Yeah, we're going to need kids like that to fight AI. He'll come in in like 10 minutes. Okay. Oh great. I like these kids.

I don't like everybody here Does your dad know you're making millions of dollars by making fun of him my dad? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He takes it He takes the money. Yeah, dude. He's a gambling addict So you're giving him the money to gamble. I'm not giving it to me He just has access to my account and he puts it all on the losing team Yeah, why did you why did you give him the money? This is my dad dude. It's family Are you retarded or something? I wouldn't by the way, I the way, I wouldn't say millions if you look at my recent ticket sales. We've moved my show at Madison Square Garden from the arena to the theater.

Another self promo? I would say thousands. At one point it could have been there but then your boy just fucking fell off. It's charity, it's for charity. You're helping charities out right? Yes. Proceeds go to charity. It's for charity things that you're helping charities out, right? You're doing yes. Yeah Yeah, like the shows the proceeds go to charity for what autistic kids? Yes. Yes. He's not artistic. He's like Superman Oh, yeah. Well, they are I'm saying they're like human AI Yeah, yeah, I like it too. I like he's got the Chinese frames on he's laughing like somebody tickled him right now

Is he breaking you punish them if they break character like that? We're not playing characters he's just having fun. Is he a race car fan? I don't know why do you say that? Because he's wearing a race car outfit but I think he's coming is he coming right now? That's a little weird that you're saying that. Well cuz he's making a come face. No he's not he's smiling laughing. Oh no no he's not smiling anymore. Okay, let's move on. We're looking at him too much Do you think Indians get confused when they don't see foreigners wobbling their heads while they talk? Yes. Yes, I do I think they do get confused. That's a good one. It's a good bit. Yes Do you think that's why Indian people are a little less smart because they're getting brain damage from shaking their head? No No, I think Indian people are smarter little less smart because they're getting brain damage from shaking their head? No no no I think Indian people are smarter. No way.

No the Indian kid in the class. They're washing themselves with shit. Right but I think the shaking of the head is actually scrambling their I think they have less anxiety because they scramble their heads every day and they if you want to get less anxiety got to scramble your head. And I think actually I saw on Joe Rogan a study that if you expose yourself to shit it makes you smarter so I think that's why they're that is something Joe Rogan would say they elephants are the smartest animals they say they bathe in shit right yeah that's what I agree Indians are close like to an animal right why yeah I didn't say

that well his comparison is that they're like an elephant not like they're like a Chinese You know I said elephants elephants bathe in shit and and that you know people are smart Well, what is the IQ of an elephant like 35 40 that I don't know it's 67. I do know that I do know that Another one yes, you're trying to play it off is a joke, but that's like number seven in what seven minutes Yeah, we've tried. I'm bleeping every single one out that's not a joke I added them myself I had to fire that deaf guy yeah no now I'm doing it who this guy right here Mike Mike you can come in no the terrorists. I don't know where he's going. He's going to take the shoes Thank you nice, okay, I'm

Mike Mike I thought it was the shoes Love it just ignore him, okay just ignore him okay I know I wanted him to actually take it away because it's giving me a stomachache to smell it but since he put it under you it's worth it the loss there right right I have a joke for you since you're a comedian less why did the chicken cross the road why why tell me I don't know the answer to that question that's why I asked you okay why did the chicken cross the road? He was trying to go to another town where they had better property taxes. That's why I think he crossed the road. That doesn't make sense. He's a chicken.

Yes, but chickens, you know, I think that he- Pizza, pizza. That's as good as answers any. I think that answers why you're not selling tickets. Price. Could be. He's contributing to it. Well, I am selling tickets. It's not as much as answers any I think that answers why you're not selling tickets price could be it's contributing Well, I am selling tickets. It's not as much as we hoped for Stop hitting my head. Don't punch my head. Sorry. Yeah punch my head. Yeah You get used to the smell after a while. Yeah, you do. I mean, it's no big deal

Well, I was hoping that you guys would smell a little closer and throw up now What your thing is we both have kids so nothing can make us throw up. I mean we've dealt with human shit. Human shit? I feel like it doesn't smell worse than that for sure. Smell it up close if it doesn't make any... I can smell it from here. Yeah, smell it up close though if it's okay. No, I can smell it from here.

Oh, I'm sure you smelled the diaper up close and if that's worth it then smell that up close. I used to take the baby's shit and put it on a piece of bread and eat it. Okay, so smell that up close. Don't even eat it baby's shit and put it on a piece of bread and eat it. Okay, so smell that up close. Don't even eat it, just smell it close. No, I can't. Why? Because if you had 5 million viewers, I'd do anything you wanted me to. But if you got to get there first for me to just want to do it.

With that type of mindset, that's your problem. That's why your guys' show isn't doing as well. I know. But you know what it is, baby? Less is more. No? That's the mindset I'm trying to take. Clearly not. You're saying you're not doing? That's the mindset I'm trying to take.

Clearly not. You're saying you're not doing anything in... No, I'm doing enough. I'm just, you know, not doing what I put out. What's the demographic here? Is it old ladies watching? No, I would say it's younger kids. No, viral flooring age level. Okay. Like younger kids, people in their 20s. Yeah.

Are these kids in their 20s? I think so. I'm 17, he's 14. Oh right, they're younger. Nice. He's taking testosterone. He is, yeah. Why, he looks a little older? He looks a little older with the beard, yeah.

Or he could be a Romanian woman. What do you expect? All day, all week, I'm doing all this bullshit for free? Oh yeah, that's funny to you, cause it doesn't matter. Blood, sweat and tears and nobody even is watching this. None of them even know what I'm talking about or promoting right now oh ha ha ha it's all funny to you yeah point and laugh at me yeah right did you get paid off when I do all my work yeah clapping and laughing I'm

like a clown I'm like a monkey to you yeah wave your hands 10 what are you holding up 10 fingers because I lost 10 more members on there today I'm like a monkey to you. Yeah wave your hands ten what are you holding up ten fingers because I lost ten more members on there today I'm losing more of them than I'm gaining oh that's funny you're looking at me it's disgusting you have a disgusting face oh yeah your body is proving you're showing me my money shame on you you're disgusting you should be in jail yeah yeah throw it in my face while you're at it when I lose money while I have to have this whole piece of shit set and I have no members yeah you're ripping up my money or you'll step on it while you're at it

why do they scan mediates at the airport their brains are too small to plan anything in advance I say that about women that's also true but what about you know just mediates for sure there's nothing to be determined maybe one woman is smart midget is possible. Midgets should mandatory go in a carry-on. That's a good point. That's a whole separate thing I just don't understand why they can't proceed faster with the check-in if they just let them through. Have you ever seen the TSA? It's not the brightest. Not like you guys. Yeah that's true that's a good point That's a good point. Yeah, but the TSA isn't the one making the rules

Probably the government in this case it is in our port. Well, you've seen our government Trump is a genius. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah level-headed. He's getting yes Your family supports him my family. Yeah, because you guys are Italians? No, I'm not. I'm actually mostly German. But we don't... You guys have had enough of what's happening in Germany. Yes. Yes. So we're saying...

Disgusting. I know. So we're saying... Some members of my family like him, some members of my family don't. Your father likes him? My father actually, believe it or not, doesn't like him. Fuck your father, you piece of crap guy. I know. He smells like these shoes.

I didn't mean to say that. It might be a little offensive, but that got me a little angry about the... No, I appreciate it. Trump people who ride for Trump ride for Trump. Big time. I wouldn't think these kids would. The youth does. The youth is going for him. Hamas does. Why do people make jokes when there's nothing funny in the world?

That's a good question. I honestly don't know anymore. I really don't know. I would like to at times go back to physical therapy. Physical therapy? I used to be a physical therapist. I think it's maybe because of a virus. A virus? Yes. A mind virus. The liberal mind virus. The liberal mind virus has gotten to people and I think it's maybe because of a virus. Virus? Yes. Mind virus, the liberal mind virus. Liberal mind virus has gotten to people and I think that's why people... Yeah, you look like you have it.

Are you liberal? Yeah, no, yeah. And that's why my eyes are so close together. Yeah, I always used to say, Yanis looks like he has the face of someone who campaigns for Democrats. Yeah. He does, yeah. Before COVID, my eyes were normal apart and then they came in.

Is that a stereotype that liberal people have closer eyes? I didn't hear that one. That and inbred Greek people. Inbred Greek people. So I get confused sometimes by... So your name is your name and you have your Greek and he has children. That's the thing and his father? Say again? If you got real low on cash would you replace your wife's's ring with a fake one? Um, would I? Yes, yes I would. Yes I would, 100%.

I'd sell that puppy, um, one, two, three. It's material. I would not. Too many African kids had to lose limbs from my wife's ring and in their honor I would keep the ring. It's a real diamond, it's not factoring. No offense, but you don't look like the type of guy who has a ring that's going to I would keep the ring. It's a real diamond it's not factoring. No offense but you don't look like the type of guy who has a ring that's gonna afford a life in Africa. Well you don't know what my family wealth's

like. Exactly. That could be true. His wife's worth a few dead Africans. I didn't make this money from comedy. She bought you the ring? His wife is worth a few dead Africans? Yeah I was just kidding. Cause we made the blood diamond joke. No I understand but then what he implied imply that she has the money what is he's using her money to buy her ring Why else to get married exactly can I call you Mattan or is it like mr.. Guy? Call I don't care. I don't think I'm not does that guy have a name or is it just that's like Mike Okay, can I is this cigar gimp or no Mike Mike Mike Mike? He's got two first names. He's a good kid good kill

No, it's like a dash in the middle of it. So right He's uh that's like he my email has a dash in it. Oh, yeah Yes, well, I don't know if that's allowed in Gmail, but I maybe it is that's how his name is, okay He's Italian like your father if you couldn't tell Right right my father yeah mostly German mostly German name what is his last name I didn't realize this is the we might be drunk studio yeah oh sick you just see that this looks like a like this looks

like a terrorist video set this is smart this is smart to actually do this because you can just do it anywhere and it's cool Yeah, after they're cutting a journalist head off right and know all your friends Is it always the same like bit like these guys are always on and that guy's always in the mask No, he's sometimes the co-host. Oh, okay, but is it always the same crew? Yeah, you guys That's what more viral flooring my manager. He's I Mean he's the one managing the money so he got me right what happened to his finger what happened to it he broke it it looks like I don't know maybe he was attacking another clients all right no but I'm saying but it's a good bit to go on the road close to your mouth by the

way it's a good bit to go on the road where'd you guys meet high school now all right well no we're not the same age. I'm three years older What is that little Caesar's five dollar pizza? I hope it is well, he's Italian. He likes pizza. I like that's horrible That's the best one. He's the top-rated This kid what we say in his train is is this guy looks like he's close meaning he's on the runway Looks like he's good. he could die any minute. He doesn't look healthy.

He looks close, right? I mean, you're close. Would you say you're close, dude? I mean, I don't know, right, that the kid is going to make it. You have to have some kind of legitimate disease. I'm not even making fun of him. I thought you were just stealing that joke from Shane Gillis, but. No, what joke from Shane Gillis?

The same. He said you're close, but I... Did Shane Gillis but no what joke from Shane Gillis the same he said you're close but I Shane Gillis say you were close numb to me to that guy who earlier you mentioned was that brain issue oh no the guy with the brain issue the bald guy no yeah you could tell it's real no I'm testing your Trump loyalty. No, I had to hold back from a punch. Yeah, well, only because I said that. You didn't worry. I don't believe you're Trump. I don't think you're really a Trump believer. Do you think he tell...

Oh, really? You still think that even after I got angry? Okay, now I believe it. Right. Now I believe it. Uh-oh, now comes my punishment. Oh, shit. I was trying to break the chair, but it's a little... You weigh a little too much.

Yeah, I'm a fat cat. No, but you lost... Yanni lost a lot of weight. I would say not Ozempic. But I put a few back on for this podcast. Yeah. For this? But you do look good. Do you think Italians count as white or are they just as bad as every other minority? Yeah they don't, I don't think that they count as white. No way. Why? No. So who counts as white? Just Chris. Yeah. Me. Just him? Yeah. i would like to put him in the other end i count as white no swedish people count as white german germans who else counts as white not greeks not italians irish count as white david aldridge on espn david aldridge counts as white um erkel steve erkel's

white hmm yeah all that i'm talking about races not just specific people because I don't know if these people are really white right I would say that I would say most most Scandinavia Kanye's white oh Kanye's the whitest he's ever been now yeah he's with Jackie Robinson he's in what he's in with the whites now well he wore that the c-c-cing body with the black version. Oh, the hood, the hood, yes. But it was black. He made it a black version, so he's actually reforming back to black. Which is not bad. So he's not white.

I like your hair. You got good hair. The kid has good hair. He's like Johnny Depp, 21 Jump Street, right in the middle. That's a nice compliment. What about him? Who does he look like? He looks like a...

Fat piece of s***. A piece of s***, yeah. Lose some weight. Who does he look like? I don like a... Fat piece of shit. A piece of shit, yeah. Lose some weight. Who does he look like? I don't really have a look for him. Yeah. Use Johnny Depp is good.

You'd have to go like deep in some mountain range. He needs to lose weight. Yeah. Who does he look like? You'd have to go in Romania like in villages to find anyone that looked like these two guys. Yeah. These guys have not had fresh jeans in their jean pool for many generations. Yes.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm sick of his face he doesn't he's eating and eating and his face is becoming puffy and puffy he's gaining weight he's got nice teeth though he does have good teeth and this kid has nice teeth too I don't know who he looks like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia I have no idea what that reference means

yeah your fans might. Write it in the comments or bleep it out. It's honestly whatever you want to do. Oh, he's not gay. No, A's. Yeah, he's not gay. No? No.

He's sucking those cigars like he is. Well, no, he's just doing it because we didn't want the fucking water to fly all over the place and then I have to pay for the damages. That's a good point. Yeah. That's why if you were watching you wondered why was smoking uh... see you later brother

it's a union rebellion but it looks like Yeah. I don't know what's going on, but by the looks of his hands. Oh, shit. Yeah. He's had enough of you, dude. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. See, that's what happens. It's the French Revolution.

That's the third time that's happened on a point, just. What, he's attacked you? Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, that's, you see, that's projection. He's angry at him, but he hit him. Yeah, see, I got the confidence to attack. Yeah, you do. I should actually go and fight him instead, but I'm too scared to do that. Right It's like when somebody's like probably your father beat you so now you punish your children

You know what my father only ever hit me once I've heard that story before It's the same three with you every time. It's the same one. I know hey guys start for the interruption I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Ridge wallet and as the slogan goes you don't have to be rich to buy Ridge you can even be poor before this I had a giant crusty leather brick but now I have this wallet and it's thin I can hold 12 cards plus cash and the slogan goes Ridge can't buy Ridge what What does the slogan go? Rich has over 100,000 positive reviews, a 99 day risk free trial,

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My, I have a dual action one. Yeah, because you have money, but I'm saying normal, you know, the ones in those homes, they go, peep, every five minutes. That sucks, yeah. Government waste and doges taken care of. money, but I'm saying normal, you know the ones in those homes they go beep every five minutes that sucks Yeah, government waste and doge is taking care of yes, which I respect. Yeah, don't make fucking stupid jokes I know that I know you're being sarcastic. I have Mike didn't even pick up on that shit. Oh shit You just said that's why I didn't give you a mic. I'm just saying I'm just saying that's why you polishing the shoes back Oh, I was just it's just so I could smell them more bar flooring Do you mind grabbing those shoes and putting it in his face please? Yeah Vyrofloran can you

put that in his face please? Oh he got rid of it quick. Oh can you Mike can you take care of that put in his face? Smell it please? He didn't smell it. Do again. I smelled it. Okay. I take it by his outfit This podcast isn't very Jew friendly. Yes. Yeah. No, it's not We've had a couple of them on before who'd you have? Can you name them? Uh That one guy Ari Shafir. I had him on sure he can crawl in your shoes. Yes. What does that mean? Morph I wouldn't be surprised with everything they're known for An audience member wanted me to ask what's the quickest and most efficient way he can make his teeth brown fall out I mean get you could get uh

What could you do? You get hit in the face with something get hit in the face with a bat maybe Get hit in the face with a bat You could uh, oh you could tie strings around that's not gonna make them brown Oh make them brown make them brown and fall out. Oh make them brown and fall out I'm sorry. Don't you saying they were brown already and how to get them out. No, no make them brown I don't know if they're yellow or white you didn't specify. You could actually just paint them brown. You could paint them brown. Get like a nice Easter brown. You could fuck a goat. Right. Well that's my mom always prevented me. You keep talking about animals. No she prevented me you keep talking about animals no she prevented me from scaring goats because we're prone to it and that was like that was like a

lore like a scary story that she told children so in Greece they say if you fuck the goat your teeth turn brown and fall out so it's a good way to scare kids into not doing yes um who's Harvey Weinstein is he the one with the two faces Harvey Weinstein yeah he's the one from back black man yeah Harvey Harvey Dent Harvey and Horace Harvey and Horace Grant right and Harvey he got it Harvey Weinstein from the Batman movie he's uh yeah he's from that Harvey Dent he's the guy's been framed by all those women in Hollywood right Harvey Weinstein's a guy who come back here and get you five million views five million guy we got

you got to get him out of jail. You're saying he would do good on the podcast? He'll get you five, oh yeah. Better than you? Oh yeah, dude, I don't get any views. I get, you get, you get more views in ten minutes than I get in my year. So this is going to be better, this is not going to be a big episode for me. Oh yeah, no, this is good, no, no, this is great for me.

This is great for me, the views-wise. I don't get these kind of views. I'm just saying, to, you know, talk about specifically which kid I take care of. That's got to be five mil. And Harvey Weinstein, you get him on the pod, we'll do it with him. Yeah, but if he comes on and he gets five million, having you on right after would be a disaster for me. No, I want to come on with him. I'd be killing the momentum. That would destroy the episode. But what about if I come on with him?

Then how would that benefit me? That sounds like if somebody won the lottery and the guy asks, he said, I bought the ticket, I was with you, and you tried to sue me. Well because that's human beings aren't we all in this together? No not really. You don't think so? Not like that no. If I have a good opportunity I will separate myself and take it for myself. Okay hey listen I respect that babe. Yeah maybe that's the type of mentality that got you hit. What did you call me? Right man maybe that's the type of mentality I need to start having. Yeah that's why you're struggling a little bit. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. What gave you the audacity to tell my producer you would only

do the podcast if I gave you $3,000 and you got to bring your make-a-wish friend? Why did I say that? Well, I didn't say the $3,000 part. No, you did. But I did ask to bring the make-a- make a wish friend because I know that he doesn't have much time left and I just wanted him to experience something. Not make a wish friend, he's sick, just he's a scramble.

Because I knew that, because what we like to do is after we're in the city together, we like to stroll and we like to walk through the city so I wanted to make sure that he could make sure he could have a nice walk? Exactly. Okay, so why couldn't you leave him outside? Why is he here? He's in a wheelchair because we wanted... Because we're here to make friends. He's here to make friends.

He doesn't speak to people like me. Right. And because he doesn't have much time left. With kids? With other autistic children. Yes. Yeah, but you have a full gray beard. You look like you're 50. I...close! I identify as 17 and 24

14 and 17 14 and 17. I'm 17. I don't know how are you trying to tell me how I identify? Yeah Don't don't do it. It's got to put you on notice. Oh, that was a Greek word. What did you discuss it? No disgusting? Oh, what is what is that? Your accent? um sweet, uh white got it white I have to cut that or bleep it I'll just say with self promo by the way guys please consider donating to the charity linked in the description we're trying to get this nice 17 year old guy a beautiful car thank you yeah thank you he's uh been trying to get this car for a while and

he's having some money struggles so please consider that. I'm having trouble affording. No not for you. I'm not giving you shit. Oh okay sorry. For him. I said 17 year old kid. Oh no me I want a car. No the kid wants a car. Okay. Nice guy. Why doesn't everybody speak the same language? We will tell them to start speaking English and if they don't we will kill them Yes, that's the idea. That's what we voted for. That's what the Romans that's what I voted for Yes, doesn't sound like he did. No, no, I know when Trump's done even kids with accents are gone. I That's not true. Well, you don't have one. I don't have an accent white

That's what I'm saying. So guys like us with no accent. Yeah, then it's really White that's what I'm saying so guys like us with no accent yeah Then he's really with that cuz I thought it was implication that you're trying to imply I have one no No, but you're a citizen. Well save you're trying to act pro-trump now Could you know he's gonna kill you or deport you yes? Yes, would you support him for a third term? I would support him for That's not what I asked I already asked that question to another Mexican guy, okay? Oh, yeah, they do it does look Mexican No, no, I wasn't in the car implying you were Mexican. I already asked that question to another Mexican guy. Oh yeah, it does look Mexican. No, no. That wasn't implying you were Mexican. I just asked that to a Mexican. Right. Oh, right.

Yeah. And what was your question? To the Mexican or to you? To me. If you would support him for a third term? Absolutely. Yes. Absolutely. You're a liar.

I'm not a liar. You're a liar. Tell me, tell my eyes you would support him. Look at my eyes. See he blinked, he's a liar. You're a liar. You have good shoulder integrity. You have good shoulder mobility.

Because he pulled my arm before and it hurt my shoulder. If Uber driver complains about the wage, why doesn't he just put one of those things majiggy's in the charging port to steal info and then sell it? What did he say? He said if the Uber guy, oh this is broken now, he'll come fix it. Make them hold it, it's okay. Yeah I want to hold it. He said if Uberber drivers complaining about the

price why does he put one of those thingamajiggy's in his car what does that mean in the charging port take info like a what like a gut what do you mean the uber oh so you're saying I have to pay for it there it's a good no I don't know you sometimes I what was that I just have a tick Promo is that Morse for like please go to my special What was that So the weird gay stuff he called me some weird thing earlier too. What oh babe. Yeah, don't say that anymore Sorry, what is babe in Swedish? I'm not Swedish

I wish I was but let's move on because you're not understanding my question the question is the charger in the uber thing why no you know why doesn't he put it so he can steal info it's a good point it's a good question I don't have the answer he still doesn't understand what I'm asking that's why he's trying to move on and so he doesn't know I said I don't I what am I asking you that why doesn't he have a charger in the thing to steal info? What does that mean to you?

That's what it means. Okay. I think it's a metaphor for life, is that what you're doing? We'll move on after that. Okay. I didn't like that answer. You're trying to get philosophical with me? I thought you were trying to get fil- filawful with me.

No, no, now you're turning it... No. Okay. If Mr. beast is really such a good guy why doesn't he commit political violence it's a good question it's a good question and I'll tell you what I've been saying this with managers and agents in our business I only want to be represented by mr. beast he's worth the money he's worth the commission yeah and I always say the only thing that was that compete with his views is war footage yes I want to be represented by mr. beast

what does that mean how people have managers and agents I want to do with mr. beast committing political violence to prove he's a good guy I just want to know I just want to I just want to be closer with mr. beast I want to know if there's a mrs. beast I think you just got married somewhat recently yeah he lost weight he looks good he's ripped looks good, he looks like Yanis. Yeah. Me. Yeah, but what does this have to do with my question?

Is this your equipment? Uh, yeah. Oh, okay. Sorry if it's broken. Matan, can I ask you a question? No, I'm waiting for your answer on that last one. Oh. Oh, they're like magnetic.

I think it's a good idea because I think the only thing that can compete with Mr. Beast's views is actual war footage. I think that's the new influencer is war footage. Yeah, but that wouldn't prove he's a good guy. Then he's just getting in on the views. I'm saying why doesn't he do this in his own time not to promote it one day if we figure it out and that wasn't his intention, then we will know he has a good heart if he tries killing somebody like you

It's a good point It's possible he's doing it now when we just haven't figured it out yes, I agree with you That would prove he's a good guy who would you him to go after specifically if you had to give a politician? Politicians specifically. Politicians who would he go after? Who would you like him to go after? I know your answer. You're going to give a lying one and not say Trump because you're evil. I'm going to say the killer of Obama's chef which I assume is Michael yes yes I would say that I would say who's a good one to go after I bought a Gucci shirt off a random guy and it turned out to be fake can I be allowed to rip his fucking neck off yes why I say why you guys disagree on that why I just don't think

it I don't think fake Gucci warrants murder I think fake Gucci's as good as real Gucci metaphorically you know not really metaphorically absolutely metaphorically should be able to rip no no attacking but not kill him you should be able to attack him yeah can I represent what I would do? Attack you by any chance. I'm sure I can hit you Hitting like literally or metaphorically Job to I put those no no not literally because we're it's a metaphorical example so you can metaphorically No, I'll say in some metaphorically rip his neck off to me is like I want to choke you right now I'm much money you were

I'm getting what I'm getting your permission. You're not gonna be able to sue. I'm giving you no permission Well, I'm not gonna do it unless I want to see you though. I'll take I'll take the hit for the sue I don't have enough money for that anyways, but I think you're lying. I think you're lying I think you do have enough money for how did you fucking hire all these kids? They I guess can't say no when I offered him a furry plane ticket. What a mistake they made sleeping on the floor now You do it you know what you know what don't he's got a good hand grip So you he would hurt if you said he looks sick. He said I said Okay, looks good to you, but I was yeah

Yeah, I don't like what you're saying. Why don't men accept female transgenders as women so we can have as little in common with them as possible? Yeah. I do accept female transgenders as women. For that reason or for another? I just like to... Yeah. Right on him. Right back on him

or else just gonna come over that's what you learned yeah you guys have pieces shit for support are oh sweetie took it from the right I smell horrible yeah it does we're gonna be attacked by Jim shoes the whole time we'll just we'll just fucking sign up for that you can order in front you have to sit down no you if I can unless the guys does it up up throwing the shoes See don't see don't Was there would have just smelt it but now That's what now we know when you're back there. You should have been quiet. You should have snuck it under the bottle Can you please take a seat? Oh

It's a bad one Oh It's a bad one Well, it's over there why are you scared? Yeah, I just gotta stand here now Sitting down is okay I'm saying I'm not gonna you know what I mean. I don't want to get sued so he won't attack you in my who would sue you That's what this guy just said he wants to sue me. Oh if you hit up if he hit you

I'm asking for permission to oh yeah because permission hit you that's the thing Okay, have him come back because now we just have this guy not in frame so unfortunately come back come back there is all right He's trying to give you athletes foot I already have it you have that yeah can we please get an answer on that transgender one well said you believe they're women I don't know if it's for the right reasons I believe they're I believe transgender women why for what the reasoning I like them, I got a question. If transgender women are women, wouldn't it not be transphobic but just misogynist? Maybe, but not really because they're still also transgenders. It would be more of a double, which is even better. Right.

And also, not to mention that the way I worded that question is really just accepting them is trans as women is in completely dishonestly Just to have less in common with them. Now. This feels like a Jordan Peterson episode Why I'm getting let's get back to the good questions. Yeah, why do they smell bad? I threw it over there No, the trans women. Oh, I've never I've never encountered a trans woman that smelled they smell horrible trans women oh I've never I've never encountered a trans woman that smelled bad they smell horrible Joe DeRosa says they don't I want to go up to one of them go boom do it dude I would like to yell out your patreon download your mine or yours? mine are ours are you guys that's I'm damn it no but our video well you guys know what it is

Stop doing that we we told him to record and give us footage So if you edit anything out and try to make us look stupid, we got the full footage Oh, I'm gonna do that a lot. I do that with every guest. I know that's what I heard Yeah, is that why you asked for the footage? Yeah, he's being dishonest. He won't say anything We just didn't want you to leave before we shot I know him. That's my, uh... Michael? Oh, he did know.

Mike. Good guess. Yeah. He's a good man, Michael. Mike. Did you ever have Mark and Sam on the show? I had Mark Normand on. Last time I was in New York, but I haven't had the other one.

Sam. Because he's... Well, because he's Jewish? Is he Jewish? Sam is, yeah. Why do people only like your videos when you talk about your dad? I think it's just maybe a relatable subject I would say. It's something that other people have in common with whether they have a dad who's alive or dead. Everyone has a dad

So I think that's why they relate to it. Are you gonna have him perform in Madison Square Garden? He's gonna come out Madison Square Garden. We're doing the theater. He's gonna come out in the theater I just fell into the self promo route. I'm sorry man. Well, sometimes you know what I mean? You got you walk into one as we call it. Okay. Well, I had I had an idea I wanted to run by you before we end the episode. Yes. It's a business idea. I like it. First we'll sell a bunch of drugs to disenfranchised communities, then we will tell the banks not to give them any loans, and then last we will put them all in jail. In. Sounds like America's doing a pretty good job of that. No, I want to do it private owned. Oh, private owned. Let's do it. What we're gonna call a company

Long neck long neck. He's the next guest. He's coming in 20 minutes. Perfect. Yeah Oh the guy the kid with the long neck. Yeah, he's the next guy coming in. Who's long neck? Well, there was one kid with long neck and then the other kid had a short neck and the kid is short neck went to prison And the kid no, that's wide neck. He's a Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay. Okay a cute allegedly. I don't want to get went to prison and the kid no that's why Nick he's a got it got it got it okay okay okay a cute allegedly I don't want to get there was a guy in my neighbor they used to call him nipple neck that's not true I swear to God I didn't know him personally but because he had a lot of skin tags and moles so we call him

nipple neck maybe it's true it's a little detailed in New Yorkers have good nicknames for people to call him nip they call them nipple neck so you have to get your daughter can you stay to film with long neck? No, I have to get my daughter unfortunately. Can you stay to film with long neck? I don't think so. Why not? He's also got to come get my daughter.

Does everything have to have an answer? Yup. That's a good question. You let him sleep in the same bed as your three year old daughter? Not in my three year old daughter but him and I have slept in the same bed in hotel rooms many many nights. What about your other daughters?-old daughter, but him and I have slept in the same bed in hotel rooms many, many nights. What about your other daughters?

If you are, or the male, I don't know. My, well, the thing is, my daughters, my daughters right now aren't at the legal age yet to be married by a Greek man. They're not yet 14. I'm not asking in a sexual way. I'm just asking if you sleep in the same bed. Oh yeah, yeah. Like Michael Jackson type.

Yes. So you would trust him? I trust you, Honest. I trust you, Honest, a lot. You can trust people with small heads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,