The Matan Show - Matan Confronts Chumlee For Illegally K*lling Animals
Episode Date: July 6, 2025...
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Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have Cham Lee welcome
in thanks for coming I appreciate it nice to meet you for today's co-host please welcome
in Mike Mike please come have a seat Mike yeah but so in case anybody doesn't know you
please just introduce yourself tell them a little bit about and all that one I'm Cham
Lee the talentless pawn star.
Talentless?
Yeah, talentless.
That's what they say about me.
Why do you say so?
Do you believe them?
No, of course not.
I mean, I don't know if I have talent, but it's hard work, you know, being on a show
for about 15 years.
Well, you started that off like sort of like aiming at somebody, hit somebody.
Was that directed at a specific person? it at somebody, had somebody that directed
at a specific person?
No, no, no, just the haters.
No, all races.
All races equally hate.
Are they all equal?
They are all equal.
Yes.
Well, anyways, do you get paid in knickknacks?
No, I don't get paid in knickknacks, but sometimes I spend my pay in knickknacks no I don't get paid in
knickknacks but sometimes I spend my pay on knickknacks from the pawn shop you
get a discount oh yeah good discount I used to get a lot more stuff from the
pawn shop but after so many years I've been working there since I don't know
since I was 21 so over 20 years 21 22 years so your house here in
Vegas is just filled with like shit no it looks like this little area right here
it's pretty right here yeah well right now it's filled with a bunch of Pokemon
cards like excess boxes because I'm opening up a warehouse right now so I'm
moving it all there I had a question about that which poker ball is worth the
most at the pawn shop which pokeball is worth the most at the pawn shop
Which pokeball is worth the most at the pawn shop? Yeah, I'm out of the loop with the kids these days
Probably the ultra ball right the ultra ball which one is that it's the most rare Pokemon ball
Yeah, and how much is that? How much how big is that is that would sell it? No
I think you know it's hand size so you can throw it and capture the Pokemon.
So what's the use in real life?
To catch your Pokemon.
In real life?
Yeah.
So you just throw it at a dog or something?
Well if you want to catch a dog it might work.
Yeah but then he's just going to become aggressive.
You might give him a bump on his head if you throw it hard enough.
Like a baseball?
No, it opens up and it sucks him in like the Ghostbusters tool
I don't think so I think you'll become aggressive no I think I know yeah I'm a Poke master if you're real confident I tell you try it with the pit bull and see how it goes oh pit bulls are sweet I grew
up with pit bulls my whole life I have a five pound Pomeranian that a five pound Pomeranian she
ran my 110 pound pit bull would take bones out of her mouth and bite her and the pit bull would walk off
She took the boat was was the dog like a surgeon?
Uh, I don't think she has a license so not practicing
So was he bleeding all over the place or how did that work?
No, not bleeding the palmeranean couldn't draw blood if it tried no from you said they
The palmeranean will bite the pit bull and the pit bull will walk away and he was able to take out his mouth bones
Oh, no, no the bones from the mouth. Well, his mouth bones. Oh no no, the bone from the mouth.
Yeah, the bones in his mouth.
No the bone from his mouth.
Yeah the bone from his mouth.
Yeah from his mouth.
He took out his jaw.
No the bone from his mouth, not in his mouth.
I don't know, okay so like whatever this thing would be?
Or here?
No like the bone from a leftover steak.
Yeah, but that's not the bone that's in. That's not part of the cow's mouth.
Well, not the jawbone.
The dog is eating the bone.
The dog is eating his own bone.
That's part of the dog.
So he's like biting himself until he starts bleeding.
No, no blood.
The bone in the mouth.
See, I don't understand.
That's why I don't understand these kids these days.
The dogs are eating their own mouse and then you throw a rock at their head?
No, you don't throw a rock, you throw a pokeball and you catch it.
I don't think that's how that works unless there's some new technology, but I don't know.
Maybe I just don't understand it.
It's beyond me.
Were your parents big fans of SpongeBob by chance?
Ooh, I don't think my parents even knew SpongeBob.
Oh I thought you were named after the Chum Bucket.
No no that's good though but actually another cartoon I was named after.
A different one?
Yeah it was my friends dad gave me the name Tennessee Tuxedo.
Why would your friends dad name you instead of your parents?
Well because I guess Chum Lee was the dimwitted sidekick walrus
to Tennessee tuxedo so you know I guess I was the dimwitted sidekick to his son
does that ever confuse like the people at the airport when they see on the
thing it says Chumlee is that like your real legal name no that's not my real
oh you're a liar then I've been called worse you So why would you tell people your real name is Chamlee?
I don't tell them my real name is Chamlee.
That's what I was told when I looked it up online.
Well, that's been my name for a long time.
It's like a stage name?
Yeah, it's my stripper name.
Well, I don't support that gay stuff.
Well... support that gay stuff well do you think Mexico would give up their land in
exchange for the moon I think if they had the moon they could take all the
land they wanted right if they were the first to have a military base on the
moon I mean wouldn't matter what you gave up here get the moon you know like
how they got $17 for California like they're promised the moon but when that happened so be it you know so they don't get it I'm there
they're legally owned the title to own it but it's like you know what I mean
they already made a bunch of another shitty deal well if the deal is good the
deal is good if they get the moon they're winning I don't know if they do
it but well that's that's the that's the tough part of the question because it would be
really tough to give them certainty that they would get the moon but they're just
promised the moon really well if they're promised the moon then it's not a good
deal so no but I agree that's why I want to offer it to them oh you want to offer it to them?
I would negotiate with them I'll tell them I'll get you the moon and if you don't listen I'm gonna throw a rock at your
dog I don't think Mexico cares about the threats of throwing rocks at their dog
well they have a lot of street dogs so if this invention works where it can
suck them up and kill them the pokeball doesn't kill him it captures you said
he sucks them up and turns them into dust and then when you want to use it
you throw it out and they come out and then they bite you so they reappears he reappears in attacks
But how do you know then it's the same dog?
Because I don't actually so yeah, well, I mean the invention would still be beneficial. They could just throw all these
Poke balls into the ocean. They could get rid of their street dog problem. I
Don't know if they want to get rid of their street problem. I don't know if they want to get rid of their street dogs I don't know if they consider it a
problem. I went there there's more I don't know there's a lot of them I mean I
don't I it must just cost a ton of money to feed them. I don't I think that's why
they're street dogs no one spends money on them. Well they still have to feed
them look there's people putting water and like food outside yeah water's free not in Mexico
that's probably like I think here in America you know we pay for water but
Mexico they just drink it off the tap I don't know if they do they have that
technology yet or they drink it off the floor they probably think the ocean
works like as a no I think they have have that technology. I don't know I do
Well, do you like do you ever negotiate and punting stuff just in your real life not to do with the pawn shop?
Yeah, you always got to try to get a better price. Well, I have a spit
Well, I have a special challenge for you. We actually flew out to Vegas with us a guy
And he wants to try to sell you something Mike. Can you please bring him guy? Alright. He brought a special one for you. He wants to try and. I usually
do this with a computer but we'll try to do it without. Why would you need a computer?
Well just you know to help me verify certain aspects of it. See. Mike, please bring him
or okay we'll sit there I guess during this meantime bring him a different chair or something
Or is Mike gonna tell me what we have?
It's a car
Let's see. All right. It's worthless if I can't evaluate it. Yeah evaluated. That's Mike Mike's car
It has lights I'm gonna say it's about $9.99 at the big box store.
I killed my own mother before I sold this to you.
Well that's your own choice.
Maybe your mom doesn't like you very much.
Well no I think he doesn't like his mother.
Or that's just worth a lot to him.
I mean try to give him, try to offer him something.
Maybe not.
Well, that's the thing.
I can't pay for the sentimental value of Mike's car, right?
If I'm gonna buy that, I gotta resell it.
You know, that, if Mike's willing to kill his own mother
for that car, there's nothing I could offer him to take it.
Well, he might think his mother's worth like 4.99.
All right, I'll give you 2.99 for it.
2.99?
Two dollars and 99 cents99 You a fucking idiot?
I've been called that before. Mike why did you come here if you had no intention of selling
the car? He just wanted to get a little bit of clout
He just wanted to be on the show? He just wanted to be on the show so he brought an item that he didn't
want to sell. Then what's the point of it? Why didn't he bring an item he wanted to sell
and then he could have got both things? Maybe he's trying to hype it up so he can put it
on eBay and get you know, get more for it. More money for it later. Yeah, buddy. It's
a piece of junk. It is but you know, now that it's been on your podcast, maybe he thinks
it's worth more. Mike, do you have any you want to accept his offer or something or you negotiate with him I don't think he wants to negotiate he doesn't seem like
I mean if you have nothing else to say here then please leave turn the lights
on I don't think he wants to sell it.
I don't know what he's doing.
He doesn't want to leave now either.
Mike get Mike Mike out of here please.
The guy in the mask is coming for you.
Mike get Mike.
Yeah that's Mike Mike and that's Mike.
Mike Mike come back when you really want to sell something.
I'll be here to evaluate it.
You want to make him a final offer real quick? Give him another new deal?
I think I'll pass Mike Mike. I'm gonna fucking kill you. That wasn't very threatening but
you know we see it all the time. People love their items.
That's what people do.
I mean they don't say I'm gonna kill you but they get pretty mad when you value their
items less than they want it to.
But I don't think it's an issue with your valuation.
I think he was upset that you valued the item and then you didn't just tell him it was nice
and to go home.
I can't lie to him.
It's what I do for a living right.
So if somebody brought that into your store who was willing to sell how much would you give it to them for I would fully
Pass on that. I just offered Mike Mike
$3 for it 299 you wouldn't pay $3 and no I wouldn't buy that why not?
It's
First off there was no markings, you know, it's just yeah was it was completely clean
It had no yeah, but you want a marking of a maker when people you know it's just yeah it was it was completely clean it had no yeah but you want a marking of a maker when people you know you want like the
company who made it right well that's what people collect I probably from
Target or Walmart or something you want them to put like the Target sign no
Target doesn't make toys Target buys toys from a maker also that you wanted
to say like housebro's or something?
Yeah, like Hasbro's or something like that.
Like Hasbro's is very collectible.
Assuming it didn't though and you had to buy it for a price, what would you give them?
I would not pay for that period, not even if I was at Target.
So if you were at Target and they were trying to sell it to you, you wouldn't buy it?
What if it was buy one get one free?
I would spend my, I would spend that money on something that actually had value.
That's the only deal in the place.
Everything else is double priced.
I would just leave and go somewhere else.
You got to walk away from a deal that's not right.
Yeah, but that was a beautiful thing he was offering you.
Well, it had too much sentimental value for him, right?
I have to resell it.
If I liked it personally, if I collected those type of items then maybe I would make them
an offer but since I don't...
But you don't want that.
I don't want that, yeah.
You're just collecting dead dogs?
Yeah, I'm just collecting dead dogs.
Or other animals, I mean smaller ones it might be more effective with.. Um, do you accept not memorabilia?
We do not.
Why not?
Um, it's just not the proper setting to sell it.
But there could be a lot of value in that.
There is a lot of value in it.
We just don't sell it in our shop.
You know, it's very offensive to some people and some people it's very,
I'll tell those guys get out of my shop.
We're in Vegas.
Stand your ground.
No we sell you know $100,000 diamond rings so we'd rather you know appeal to that market
than the market that wants to collect n***a memorabilia.
There's a lot of collectors out there for it.
But there could be, I mean the $100,000 diamond ring it's like anybody could be interested
in that but when you get the other one you're going to get a dedicated audience.
That's right I'd rather be appealing to, you're going to get a dedicated audience. That's right.
I'd rather be appealing to the white audience than the very small dedicated audience.
But then you're going to have normal people in your stories and not n****s.
Yeah, that's okay.
You don't have an issue with that?
No, I don't have an issue with that.
If you were to sell it, who would you call to verify the authenticity?
If I were to sell what?
The n**** memorabilia.
If you guys change your policy um well we wouldn't sell the memorabilia but I would probably if I
needed to verify something like that was real we have you know military experts
so I military yeah like German military member just people that sell military
collectibles so I would probably call one of those people down
to take a look at it.
Are you an Israeli spy?
I'm not with the Mossad, no.
Okay, that's good to know.
And how can I know that for sure?
If I was, I wouldn't tell you.
Yeah, that's why I'm, that's the whole issue with it.
Yeah, so I guess you just have to trust me.
Scary, huh? Yeah, it could be any of them. Could be. What are the chances I accidentally get
arrested for owning a pump shotgun? I mean you just own it or you doing something with it?
I just had it unlicensed in my house along with an MP5 submachine gun.
Well the pump shotgun is perfectly legal in Nevada.
Right. If the machine gun is fully automatic
then you have to have a license for it but if it's not if it's a semi-automatic
So why would they arrest me besides the drugs?
Well if you have drugs with guns If it's a semi-automatic so why would they arrest me besides the drugs?
Well if you have drugs with guns, it's definitely illegal they would arrest somebody for that they would arrest somebody for that How would you know I got arrested for that? Oh?
For those specific things I had weed and guns in my house everything was legal and so so just a while
I got super lucky. Yes. Yeah
What was it a pump shotgun yeah what was it a pump shotgun it was
not a pump shotgun it was 22 separate guns though 22 one of them was a pump
shotgun mmm actually I think one of them might have been a pump shotgun yes what
a lucky guess and one of them was an mp5 submachine gun I had had an MP5 but it wasn't a machine gun. It was just a... Machine
gut. It was, you know, semi-automatic. Machine gun is, you just hold the trigger. But you
had an MP5? Yes. I'm just like a magic man here for those guesses. What a lucky guess.
I don't know if that was a guess. Yeah, I didn't write it down or anything. Definitely didn't write it down.
Yeah.
Well, I wrote it down, but I didn't research.
The question came to me.
Why would I get arrested for a pump shotgun and a submachine gun?
Yeah, because you had weed with you.
I didn't.
I was just asking if it could accidentally happen to me.
Oh, it can accidentally happen to you.
And how would they know that you had that in the house in the first place?
They just came in my house and saw it.
Oh, and they just saw it on the tables?
Yeah. In the closet. Yeah.
Oh, so they had like a...
Oh, yeah. I was on the table in the closet. Yeah.
Why don't you guys hire fake experts to come in and undervalue all of the items?
Fake experts?
Is anyone really an expert? Well, yeah, that's what I mean.
So you tell the guy trying to sell you
like the memorabilia, you say, that's a real expert
and you just get some German guy to go, this is two dollars.
Well, most people know pretty much what they have.
There are some people that don't,
but the reason we are honest with our evaluations is because we want to
have the nice stuff I don't know if you've ever been to a pawn shop some of
them are nicer than others so you know we like to have the higher-end collect
you guys have a higher-end pawn shop yeah we have lower-end regular you know
stuff in there but we're not your typical pawn shop so why don't you keep
fake experts on call for the the people who come in who don't know what they're
talking about oh because we we want to have a successful business and we want to have a...
Wouldn't that make it more successful?
Not if you have a TV show to go with it.
That might be true, but how would the TV show people know that they're not real experts?
Well, because of the internet and all of the chat rooms that the internet has, right?
Even the real experts get burnt and roasted in the chat rooms.
But wouldn't the internet give you more credit for actually doing a sneak attack on your
customers telling them it's an expert?
No even when we're honest the internet calls us ripoff artists you know.
Even when it's a real expert?
Yeah even when it's a real expert you know because we lowball people because there's
overhead, there's a business, there's employees and most people don't realize if you come
to a pawn shop to sell your collectible item you probably try to sell it everywhere
else and no one else wants to buy it so so why would somebody try to sell it a
pawn shop instead of eBay then oh they're just old and don't know any better
eBay you have a lot of fees and it's if you don't have a strong eBay account
you're never gonna get seen you know so for the average guy it's just better to
yeah you might get more on eBay you might get less
right so they just come in and and take their chances with us well I guess
another like the the follow-up on that was like when you collect those pokers
why don't you just get in a guy if you're like selling it you ever exchange
ones you sell one and buy another one? Oh, I sell Pokemon every day.
Yeah, so why don't you just get a poker expert to lie about it?
Be like, that one actually is a grade level 7 out of 10.
Well, grading is...
You can get a real expert, just pay him off to lower it less.
I mean, grading is subjective anyways.
People evaluate the cards, you know...
By themselves too?
Yeah, they look at it and they consider if they think it's...
But then another guy would be less likely to buy it if it wasn't officially verified, no?
Well, some people like to buy the verified cards that are already graded by a professional,
which is subjective anyways.
Right. Would Darth Vader be a good guy if he was called White Vader?
I don't think Darth Vader thought he was a
bad guy right? Just for our perspective maybe if he was called White Vader would
have hit him? I think that he would just be a storm trooper then would he have an
all-white suit? I didn't think about that but under the suit it's that other guy
who's not white. The guy from the new show so maybe they're actually...
Oh no, that's a... well I don't really watch the Star Wars shows. I've seen all the movies.
No, the new movie, the guy under it was, you know, what?
Oh, oh, oh... I don't know. Maybe he was White Vader.
White Vader. Well, you know, he was originally a good guy when it was just some white guy walking around with the sword.
And then they put him in the black suit and all of a sudden he's evil.
There's got to be a correlation there.
I mean, I don't think he thought he was evil.
Well, they know Luke Skywalker wasn't the evil one because his master told him you're joining the dark.
The black side. That's true. The dark side.
The blacks. It's this, you know, it's like a interchangeable. Well, dark can
be anything, right? You can have dark blue. Dark blue. Yeah.
But what's the darkest color? Uh I would say blue, right? I
don't think so. What's the darkest color? I don't even
wanna say the color right now. I believe black is like
the all colors combined. I didn't say black.
You insinuated it. No I didn't. I love black, um I don't know. I just I don't know can I have my water mike?
They stole it
So, oh there it is. Maybe he'll pawn it back to you. Do you want to make him an offer?
I knew he took it for a reason
I don't have any money. I do do have money but maybe give him an offer water
you could lowball him in my work cuz he has no one better he has no one else to
sell it to I could take it from Mike but you know Mike reach over there and
grabbing Mike's a nice guy Mike also along with me choked out Anthony Smith
no I'm not saying fight it I'm just saying Mike would just give it to me if
I reached over there he's a nice guy. Mike might actually be Dark Vader.
No he's not because look his hands are white.
Well he has the Dark Vader mask on.
That's true maybe he's doing a white body.
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Why did the guy tell me he worked at the bank
but when I sent him the money he didn't give me the million?
Uh, what's that? That's uh...
That's the classic scam. Don't tell me you answered the email.
No, the guy said he worked at the bank and that I had won the lotto ball.
The bank doesn't tell you who wins the lotto ball.
The lotto people do.
No, they do because they're the ones who have to transfer the money unless the guys a
liar which he isn't because I sent him the money well you're not supposed to
send money if you win the lottery you are you have to buy the tickets and then
you have to pay the fees first well you buy the tickets from the gas station or
something yeah I bought a ticket before you know he was saying I wanted
retroactively well he saw sucker coming well how would he know that how would he know to email me? They just email everyone and go fishing until
they catch a fish. Wouldn't it be more likely that I really just won the
lottery? It's possible but not in that scenario I don't think. I've been
following up with the guy for three years. Yeah it's probably just a waste of
time. Count your blessings, just cash out. You
got no money out of that. It cost you good life experience. I don't care about the 40,000
I sent him. I'm more concerned with like the 100 million he promised. Yeah, broken promises
are broken dreams. Yeah, but I don't know if I can sue him when I tracked down his IP.
I sent him a link like a link thing. It told me he was in like India. Yeah, you're it's
you're you're you're done. You got cooked cooked why don't you guys do that stuff at the pawn shop or
you offer them money and then you don't give it to them like I got like the guy
did to me well many reasons one that's not how you run a business but also
it's against the law you'll make more money running a business no see it's
against the law and you know what if then the police show up tell them I didn't do it. Ah, it's.
Then no one wants to come sell their stuff.
No, when the guy looks serious, then maybe you'll make a real offer.
But if it's like some guy coming in selling a toy car, you go,
I'll give you $10 tomorrow, come back tomorrow.
Yeah, but I lose more money ripping people off.
I make more money.
But you have the feeling that you got him.
I have the feeling anyways, when I do it all day
Did you got him? I mean not I don't have the feeling that I got him
But you know when you make a buy you get a good deal
You just make your profit margin and move on to the next one
Why does the Clippers mascot Chuck the Condor smell like shit?
Maybe he wears a diaper. I don't know.
He doesn't clean his suit or
something. I met him one time.
He smells horrible.
I just wanted to include that
in there if he ever sees it to
make him feel bad about it.
Hey, well, who is it?
The Clippers condor?
His name is Chuck the Condor,
the Clippers mascot.
Chuck the Condor.
Wash your damn suit.
I went I used to have Clippers
tickets.
Yeah.
And he touched my hand and I
couldn't get the smell off.
He had transferred the smell. I had to wash it for hours. Oh, and he touched my hand and I couldn't get the smell off He transferred the smell I had to wash it for hours
Oh, I I didn't know that's what that smell is that you still smell it. This was like seven years ago
But now it's just something else. I don't I told you we don't have toilet paper in the bathroom
Yeah, that's maybe what I thought it was
How to spell the letter s?
Yes
Yes, yes, I don't understand yes yes yeah I know but how do you spell it yes what yes
yes yeah so two letters two letters to spell one that makes sense has anybody ever stole their item after
pawning it no you can't well yeah they're stealing it I mean they're not
like doing it in you can't steal from the pawn shop why not everything's
locked away behind safe and well like maybe a shitty item I mean stuff has
been stolen from the pawn shop but no one has stolen their item back
How would you maybe what maybe it was you just didn't know it was the same guy
Were they sending a decoy to take it? It's possible. Yeah, so what no maybe like if maybe
After something came up on we put it out. It's possible someone came back in and stole their item, but that's like
Probably less likely than you getting
the hundred million dollars from the guy you sent 40,000 to. I know because the
other one is very likely so the one that one's like 95% chance and this one's
like 93 maybe 94 92 yeah and why don't I don't understand now that I'm thinking
about it why don't people just do that to pawn shop they sell them a thing for $10, they take it back and they come in the next day and sell it to them again. It's a repeat cycle.
You can't really do that. Why not? Because it's locked up. If you sell something it's locked up for 30 days. No, but a bad item like a $10 thing.
We don't really buy $10 things. What about a thousand dollar thing and you're selling something,
a new thing every day? You know what I mean? Like a cycle. You're selling something every
day and then 30 days later you're taking that and you're selling a new item and so like
and then the guy will be even less cautious because these items are still there for 30
days. Yeah it's not too often that I think something gets stolen from the pawn shop.
It's probably only happened a couple of times in the 25 30 years the ponchot's been open. I have a headache will cocaine help?
Oh, I don't know
caffeine might
Caffeine will maybe yeah, have you ever tried cocaine? No
I'll take your word for it
That's not true. No, that is true
You know, I was uh uh I was I used to
smoke a lot of weed but I don't anymore but never coke and never coke besides
that one time no not that one time or three or four or five maybe I tried
mushrooms once or twice but well mushrooms once or twice I I you're I
well I forget what he's called but that thing probably passed many years ago
where they could try to retry or something. I don't think there's anything to really about it.
Uh, Statue of Limitations?
Yeah, the Statue of RIP.
Yeah, you know.
Statutory RIP.
Uh, that I don't think has a Statue of Limitations.
It should.
No, it shouldn't.
Yes, it should.
No, it shouldn't.
Why is that one different?
Uh, I don't know why it's different, you know.
Legally, I don't know why it's different but if you harm a if
you harm a person there shouldn't be a statutory limit what should be this there
shouldn't be a statutory limit to harming another person what about harming
a dog by throwing a ball at it I mean if you harm a dog I might come after you
ironic comment from you I'm catching them Pokemon. You're the one catching dogs.
Even if you were not lying here and you found these weird animals,
that you're catching them with the thing. They're not consenting to go in the ball.
That is true. Yeah, that's a good point.
Okay, so either way it's no good.
Yeah, you know what? I think you win this argument. You got me.
So you agree that **** is okay. I do not I
Thought you said I won the argument you won the argument about the dog in the pokeball
Yeah, but that was like a like a leading question about the other thing yeah
But it was you know off the wall a little bit. I don't think you agree that it's okay
Oh, I don't but you said it was no you said it was I said it was no
You said you're high on coke and you think is good. I
Said neither one of those things. I don't know. We'll just AI it in if you didn't all right
He's not okay with you. It's not okay with me. Oh shit
you can AI and
The coke if you want the coke just not the thing yeah,'t, you know, that's not funny to joke about.
Yeah, I don't think it's funny.
Nobody should joke.
Everybody should joke.
Not about stuff like that.
Well, let me find a new question.
I want AI in that part. I'll just do the coke.
Is it fair to judge people based off how they look?
Uh, I don't I don't think it matters to judge people based off how they look? Uh, I don't...
I don't think it matters to be fair or not.
What does that mean?
Uh, I think people could do whatever they want.
If you want to judge someone off how they look,
that's your prerogatory.
Like, I'm not gonna do it.
You don't judge people based off how they look?
I don't.
But if you want to do it,
I'm not...
I don't care what another man or woman does.
Well, I just don't understand because why would I assume or why would I assume that a guy without arms can't lift weights with his arms?
Well, he doesn't have arms, but that's what I was.
So why am I? People are calling me a racial for that.
I don't really think. Well, that would be prejudice, not racial.
No, not racial. No, not racial.
No, this would be because he doesn't have arms.
But who cares what other people think about you?
Well, I don't want to lose them sponsors or money.
Well, I think you any sponsors know your stick and they don't really care.
Right. Yeah, I say bad things about them.
It's all right.
You know, I think the world needs more comedy.
Let people be what they want, say what they want,
and live your life your way.
Don't let other people get under your skin.
Why am I trying to be funny when I talk bad about them?
I'm trying to be honest.
Yeah, I mean, that is an honest statement, right?
Maybe they can lift weight with their feet.
But in the pawn shop, when it's business
and all other things are out the window,
if some guy came in like looking cracked out
You would judge him based off how he looks I would judge him based off what he says
So what if he's completely looking cracked out, but he might just be burnt out. It's hot in Vegas
He might but he's talking like a businessman. Oh then
It's all about what you say all about what you say. Okay, so what if a guy comes in cracked out doing crack, but he talks like a business. Well, we're not gonna allow
How are you doing today? Sorry? Don't know what I'm doing. Please. I don't think you sniff crack, but we don't allow
Yeah, I'm so unfamiliar. You know way more than me. I'm 43 years old and I grew up in Vegas
You grew up doing I used to work the night. I used to work the night window at the pawn shop
I've seen a lot of cracked out people come to the window.
What's the night?
You guys are open 24 seven?
Yeah, but after like, you know, five or six,
we close and we're just open at the window
and it's on Las Vegas Boulevard.
So people can't come inside the shop?
No, they do business through a little window
and a little like cannon shit.
I'm starting to think maybe there's a specific reason
you opened a candy store.
What type of candy do you have in there?
Hmm, you guess you'll have to see
Maybe it's not really candy. Maybe it's a pump shotgun in there. Uh
No, not a pump shotgun the other stuff that they found
No, not the other stuff that they found the mp5. No, we just have a 9 millimeter in there 9 millimeter. Yeah
What is that? Just like a pistol? Yeah, just a pistol
And um
Are you also a big supporter of the great white hope Donald Trump like your your boss Rick Harrison? Um, I wouldn't say I'm a big supporter. I don't really care about politics very much. You don't care
No, I'm not really big at politics at all really you know
You didn't vote or anything so yeah, I actually did vote for Donald Trump
But this is the first time I ever voted I'll be 43 this year
Like I do support some of what Donald Trump does but mostly you know we just couldn't have Kamala
I support him as a per well I agree with you, I don't know for a reason for not wanting her as president I judge
people based off how they look however I I agree with him not on something I
agree with him on everything despite what I actually think because I feel
like you have to be all in or you're setting a bad state for yourself.
No, I think that you know you can never agree with anyone a hundred percent.
I think you have to.
Otherwise you're setting a bad state for yourself.
But because he knows better than I do that's what I assume.
He probably does know better than you.
So then why wouldn't I agree with him?
Well maybe there's some stances that you don't like. Yeah, but then
I'll change it to to match his. Well, that's OK if you want to do that. That's how I try
to do my politics. Yeah, I mean, it's I guess that's a way to do it. That's the smart way.
Um, I don't think it's the smart way it's a way. The best way maybe not just
smart it's the best. The best way for you maybe. Yes and what how do we know that
colors are actually real and not just a way to treat colorblind people? How do we
know that colorblind people aren't seeing real colors and the rest of us
are colorblind? And that they're lying to us? Yeah they're well we just don't know.
Maybe we could take out their eyes and check. Maybe.
I don't know. They could. It happened before with Logan Paul. He lied about it. So I don't
know. It's possible. What did Logan Paul say? I think he just lied about being colorblind
or something. Well, they say guys are more likely to be colorblind. That might be a lie
too. Yeah, I don't know. See, there's so much disinformation about it. How do we know anything? Should we ask Trump?
He will give a good answer. I feel like his answer...
His answer would be absolute?
I feel like whatever he says, I mean...
Well next time Rick goes to see Trump, because he sees him all the time...
Tell him I say hi.
I'll tell him you say hi and I'll tell him that you want to know, you know, the situation on the colorblind.
Tell him I say hi, I'll give him all my money I'll delegate my life
just whatever he needs. All right well I've never met Trump but...
You never met him? No I would but I don't want to go through the whole hassle of...
Like secret services? Yeah all that stuff.
Why not? Well I just don't really do anything I'm such a homebody I don't really like to be in
huge crowds of people and I think everywhere Trump grows
There's a huge crowd of people what if you met him it like a private setting. He's coming to buy something
Yeah, I would I mean I'll probably will meet how would you react if you went to buy something and then came in the next
Day and stolen well when I if I'm
I
Don't know he's selling you like that $10 car. He's super serious. I wouldn't let him steal it.
Would you buy it from him because it's his car? It could increase the value? No, I would have told Trump that hey that's a piece of trash.
There is no way you would have said that to him. For sure. Okay fine. He brings in like a $1000 diamond ring. I buy it.
He says I don't really want to negotiate. I'll do it for 200 you want it
I would give him more than that most like well it depends because a thousand dollar ring from the jeweler is probably
You know a three or four hundred dollar diamond, so I'm you know it's just where you buy the diamond for what?
He just wants to get rid of it quick. He's just too
I know it's not the real value, but then you see him the next day, he's like painted brown.
He thinks he doesn't look the same.
He's like, hey, my first time here, what's that?
And he tries taking it back.
Well, the next day it wouldn't be out, remember?
It has to go on the safe for 30 days.
Okay, fine, so you see him in the back
trying to undo the safe.
Trump probably would be allowed in the back, so I would just.
So there you go.
Well, he's brown this time,
so you might not be able to recognize him.
Well, I think the hair will give him away
Yeah, but he's like, oh, yeah, that's true. But he's denying that he's Trump. Well, I think the voice would give him away
Okay, so then so you would allow me the so then he could steal it from you well
He yeah giving him all the opportunity. No, I would I would I would stop him from stealing it
How would you be able to tell he's he you off with the... While the Secret Service was
pinning me down I'd be telling them no Trump you can't steal that. So this this
seems like what he needs to do that seems like a way for him to make more
money. Yeah I think Trump has plenty of ways to make money. Yeah. I'd give away
all my money to have a small fraction of Trump's money. And let me ask you if
somebody came in into the pawn shop and tried to sell like a living
human long neck, would you accept it?
No, no living humans.
But it's long neck, the famous Instagram celebrity with a quadrillion followers?
Yeah, but long neck is probably high maintenance and we just don't have the capability of taking
care of some high maintenance.
He would be high maintenance if you like gave him respect, but that guy is so weak and fragile.
If you do like a headbuster on his ears, he'll be done.
I don't want to buy anything that I have to spend money to take care of.
Why would you spend money taking care of it?
Even though long neck weighs 40 pounds so can weigh, he still has to eat something.
Or what?
Why do you feed him?
Cause he...
Tell him to eat his arm or go fuck himself.
No, we don't take people.
Well, I want to get rid of him and he's here in 5 minutes for the next interview.
So I appreciate it. Thanks for coming on.
I have to film with long neck but it was nice talking to you.
My pleasure, thank you.
Say hello to Trump for me and tell him that idea I had about painting himself brown.
I'll tell him that you wanted to paint himself brown and you need the insight on all the
colorblind info.
Tell him if he needs help painting himself brown I'll do it for him.
Tell him I'll paint myself brown.
I already did that.
Alright, thank you.
Thanks, have a good one.