The Matan Show - Matan Confronts Dave Blunts About His Health

Episode Date: August 3, 2025

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Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have David Lucas welcome in. It's Dave Bluntz. Welcoming Dave Lucas. Dave Bluntz. Oh you're already here. Yeah, yes sir. So um, well you're the first repeat guest.

This is my first time being here. You were on the show like 11 months ago. Nope, I'm not David Lucas the comedian. Shout out to him. You're not David Lucas? Nope, I'm not David Lucas, the comedian, shout out to him, he's a very funny guy. You're not David Lucas? Nope, I'm David Bluntz. Shit, I'm getting confused right now. I almost forgot to introduce the co-host, welcoming Mike the co-host. And what's Mike trying to thought? How's it going Mike? Mike, you're

going to have to crawl under there, or do that I guess. Oh, so you're not David Lucas? Right, that's just like dramatic. No, I'm not I'm not David Lucas So in case anybody doesn't know you David Lucas, please introduce yourself Not David Lucas. I'm Dave Blunt's musical artist I make music. Oh, but your name is Dave. Come on. There's too many coincidences. Yeah. Yeah, that is my name. You good Mike You Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is my name. You good, Mike? You good? Yes, sir, okay. Yeah, I guess introduce Dave Blunt.

Yes, yes. What's he got going on, who's he? That's Wall Street. Okay. He's on the phone right now with New York. Okay, but the phone's not plugged in anything. Yeah, it's a wireless phone, it goes straight to New York. It actually is a fiber optics.

And his name is what again? Wall Street. Okay, so he's like the personification of Wall Street. Yeah, he's probably right now closing a deal. You know what I mean? He's probably on the phone right now. So that's like a metaphor. No, that's Wall Street.

Right. Okay. I mean, there's also the street in New York, Wall Street, but that is just Wall Street. The guy? Yeah. Were you ever there? Maybe you were born in the Bronx? No, I wasn't born in New York or the Bronx.

Yeah, I've been in New York a couple times. Do you think you could initiate a ceasefire between Israel and Gaza by standing in the middle? That's pretty good. One can only hope. One can only hope that anybody or anything would be able to cause a ceasefire. Well I guess they could still shoot rockets over you but maybe if they like they might I don't know. Yeah where you gonna get your haircut? Where do I get my haircut? I just try to do it myself Great clips like super cuts. No, I do it myself

If I notice it's starting to like be uncomfortable or just start cutting what type of scissors you use Just the ones in the kitchen. It looks like you use like play-doh safety scissors, you know, no No, I use the one other scissors that I use on the play-doh. It's just plastic. No, well that one and cut it Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Your shit looks like this is too long It just looks fucked, but... What was the next topic? Next topic? Yeah.

What's the issue with saying retarded? It's not like they understand any of you anyway. Um, you know, shit. I mean, a nigga like me, you know, I don't really... I can see how saying the word retarded could be problematic. I don't understand. Um, well there's be retardation is a real thing there's people who are actually that's the point though it's like if you go up to a person and say hey what's up you're happy to see you birthday probably yeah but it's like man that's still like

disrespectful I guess like there's people out here actually like Mike's girlfriend. She's what? She's not she's just autistic Mike did I hear you chuckle? I heard some noise coming from Mike. He laughs. He's laughing. I think no I heard he's like he laughed. I heard like a That's crazy. I heard that shit bro. So are you were you taking advantage of this girl? Was it like that? I was taking them. No She was of age she is of age. I know but wouldn't it still be statutory. No like okay Do you want to have intercourse? You know? That's not the case that's not the case she's autistic she's not that you said she was

She acts Okay, so you're dating an autistic person who acts her she's autistic she's not retarded. You said she was retarded. Well she acts retarded. Okay so you're dating an autistic person who acts retarded she's retarded. You're retarded man. Okay come on gang let's know. I'm not you know I'm just being honest. No she's not retarded she's autistic but she's very high functioning you know saying you wouldn't understand. That she knows how to like eat by herself?, she's very like high function. She would know how to use the bathroom Yeah, you wouldn't know that she's autistic until you had extended conversations with her What does that? So high five? Yeah, it's like social cues. She just doesn't click which shit So if I saw her in person, I was like yo, what's up? She would be like, oh no. No, no, no She's not she's not like that should say hello

Yeah, she'd have a full conversation with you. You wouldn't even know until like you get to know her for real I understand yeah, then you know that she's autistic a bitch like just a bitch Yeah, by insulting your girlfriend ex-girlfriend. Oh ex-girlfriend. Why do you guys break up? She She was just fucking she was a bitch, bro Yeah, I agree. I like to refer to women as a bitch because it sort of establishes dominance in the relationship. I like to refer to bitches as bitches. Not every woman is a bitch.

Yeah, they are. Nah. They are if you're trying to get leverage. Right. What are you trying to get leverage for though? I don't know if I need to get something from them. What would you need to get? You said that you don't like to talk to women.

I don't talk to women. So what would you need to get from them? If I'm trying to do a podcast with one of them and they show up and they're like hey what's up? I'm like what's up bitch? Thanks for coming here. Right, so what's he got going on though? Maybe the deal didn't work out.

How the fuck do you get on a plane? I usually get two seats. But that, like, I'm not trying to be an asshole or sound like a douchebag, but do you fit in the airplane door? Yeah, yeah, I've been on a plane numerous times. You go first class or something, or you need actually the row? I don't know, it's been a minute since I've fly, I don't fly anymore, but one day. You just do

like drive you have to get somewhere yeah yeah I haven't done it since I've you know gained notoriety fame fame you want to call it or whatever yeah yeah I don't do it I don't want people fucking recording me and doing all types of gay shit so gay shit what do you think they're gonna do they're gonna try touching you they could but when I say gay shit I just mean like stupid shit. Oh, I just say you understand the word game to mean stupid even though you're not Oh, yeah, that's cool. I like it. Yeah. Yeah gay shit Was Jeffrey Dahmer really a bad guy all he did was kill 17 people and then eat them Not a good guy bad guy. But what did he do wrong?

Kill the neat people man. You can't do that. Yeah, but yeah but he was born like that you know it's like being born autistic it's like he wanted to do it why can't we let him be you know what I mean nobody's not being fair he's not nobody's born a fucking weirdo so why did you decide to do it if anything that would be more sad he got abused by his parents maybe I have more empathy for you a nigga like that don't get no empathy for me. What about you, Mike? Yep. See, he gives him empathy. The thing is, the only issue I see with letting him out

is that he'll do it to more people. He's dead, though. Well, I'm saying when he was alive. I just don't know. I don't like that they put him in jail. It doesn't seem fair to me. Right. Are you unguardable in the post is that like a

basketball reference yeah like if you're posting somebody up assuming they're not gonna give you like a three seconds violation right like how there's no way to guard you I guess not no what would you do like hook shot I'm not really a sports guy you're not a basketball guy did you play any sports growing up no I did not. Sometimes when I'm done using the bathroom this guy comes out of the toilet trying to eat the shit. Should I let him or what do I do?

It's weird but I feel bad for the guy you know and it's not like it cost me anything. What's he got going on? What does he have to do with what I asked? No it's just like it's in the corner of my eye It's gonna hurt not to I'm telling you that's New York. Okay, and Mike you You good? Okay, cool. What do you think about what I asked? I don't know man. I mean people eating shit. Oh What was a question

sometimes when i'm done using the bathroom these guy comes out of the toilet trying to eat the shit should i let him or what do i do it's weird but i feel bad for the guy you know it's not like it cost me anything a girl yeah like like fifty cents baby mama i heard she likes to eat shit she eats shit i don't understand the reference was he dating the guy out of my toilet? What do you have an issue with him that seems like a directed sting he seemed like a cool guy

No, I just say like his baby mama likes to eat shit, and you just mentioned somebody eat shit So the guy coming out of my toilet is definitely a dude I mean he's shirtless and like his hair kind of looks like mine was not a girl No, it's definitely not. It's not 50 cents baby mama. I don't know much about 50 cent, besides like just the details that most people would know. So I don't think so. I don't think he's gay.

Well, most people know that his baby mama likes to eat shit. What's going on with you, man? Mike, you good? Oh, he's not good. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay. Should I let him do it or what do I do? Because he's not good. Oh shit. Okay. Should I let him do it or what do I do?

Because he's like, please, please. And you know, his hair, it's like dirty as if it was like, I hadn't been washing a long time. It's just, I feel bad for him. I don't, I mean, as I said, it doesn't cost me anything to let him. I think, yeah, just go ahead and do it. Kind of weird, I guess. Are you from about nine or 10,000 years ago where wealth was expressed by how much you can eat?

Mr Lucas? My name is not David Lucas. He just flipped his phone upside down. How'd he do it? He just, never mind. Probably get better reception. He's calling from like a couple thousand miles away. Probably.

All right, what's the question? Oh, you want me to repeat it? Are you from about nine or 10,000 years ago where wealth was expressed by how much you can eat? Right. That's a pretty good one. No, I'm not. No.

So, I mean, do you just like eating a lot or I mean? Yeah. I'm a fan of eating. Are you trying to lose weight? Yes, currently I am trying, yes. Oh, you're on a weight loss journey? Yes. Have you had any success so far? Yes, sir. Yes, I have. That's nice. How much have you lost?

Um, well, I don't want to say because I've said it before and Niggas in the comments say, oh, he's lying. Well, I don't think you should be concerned with those people. I mean, if you're being honest then I mean well yeah but the internet has a perception about me that I lie about everything that I put out there I don't really know why because it's like that the proof is out there and then it's like nobody has came and said you're wrong here's the proof you're

lying have you lost more than like 50 pounds or something? Yeah. Oh, that's good. I mean, are you on like a Zempion? Well, I'm not talking about, no, I'm not. I'm not talking about anything like just the weight loss. I'm just talking about everything. Like people think I'm- They think you're lying about everything?

They think I'm lying about everything, like everything, yeah. What are some of the other things they've said you're lying about? They think that I'm lying about like, like getting bitches, like women. They think I'm lying about that. I mean, anybody could hire a hooker. Uh, I don't do that. What what you're hiring like strippers no so what do you mean what would they accuse you of lying about uh you know because they see me with a lot of you know they see me with a lot of beautiful women and

you know they seem to think like oh you know this is all an act. It's not. Are you supposed to clap if the plane doesn't land? I don't think you would be able to clap if the plane doesn't land. Maybe right before. I don't think you'd be worried about clapping. Well, you have some common etiquette, you know what I mean? I try to always have manners. Okay. So while everybody's freaking out, it might actually calm them down for a moment.

Like, everybody's screaming and you go I don't know but actually you shouldn't be clapping because the pilots did a bad job. Yeah exactly. If someone attempts to commit suicide should they be given the death penalty as punishment? No I don't think so.. So how should they be punished? Go ahead. Once again a very dramatic exit that I don't think is like. Well how do you want them to get out? I don't know man.

I mean I'm not trying to be an asshole. No, no, no. This is your say. I don't know. No, no, no. I get it. I get it. I'm just saying it it's like this is very dramatic. No problem with it. I know it is just And then this guy over here is Word might go I

Think Mike is right now. Just um probably getting something to eat okay, so if he comes back with some sort of goofy prop or So if he comes back with some sort of goofy prop or oversized hat or something like that, I'm going to... You're going to run out of here? No, I'm not going to do that. Hey, this thing is not going to run anywhere. But I don't know how I'm going to react. I don't think it'll be an issue.

I do have a different question though, sort of related to that. How long are you able to stand? I don't know nigga like me. I can't stand these bitches at all. Not bitches like physically stand Are you able to stand for more than like three and a half minutes? Maybe I don't know. Have you ever tested it? Yeah, I have. Would you like to test it now? No, I'm not doing that now I'll give you like 40 bucks for each minute. I Would never do anything for $40 No 40 per minute. Are you I mean Oh 40 per minute? Oh, so that's like if you could stand for like five

I mean, yeah, that's that's nice Yes, when I do I'm gonna do a show tonight, and I'm only gonna do three songs You know how much money I'm gonna get for that $120 no cuz you're doing three times 40 No, there's I'm gonna get way more than $40 per minute. Oh, so you're having a concert tonight I'm performing at a show and how much do you get paid for that? If it's not 120. How much? More than like

$124? More than that. Why do people drink beer to get drunk instead of eating 70% isopropyl wipes? What are isopropyl wipes? It's like wipes that have alcohol in the wipes though and that would probably be like how much you have in like a quarter

of a beer though you good Mike okay yeah you can go ahead and put that down yeah yeah what about you Wall Street He's good. Hell yeah. What about you, Wall Street? He's good? Okay. Yeah, Wall Street, don't talk if you're gay. I mean, that answered your question. Don't speak audibly if you're gay. But I can hear him speaking audibly.

I can't hear anything. Well, you have hearing issues. Yeah, Wall Street, put down the phone if you're, if you're not gay. Mr. Wall Street, you don't have to listen to this guy. He's just trying to trick you. Is this statement true? One more burger and you explode? No, that's not true.

So what would happen if you ate another burger? Oh man, I'd be cheating on my diet. So what do you eat nowadays? Um, shit, I'd mainly just be eating chicken and steak and broccoli, carrots. You know what's the best thing to lose weight? The ice cubes in India. Because if you eat it, you're like losing pounds and pounds. Yeah, you might as well lose your life.

Well it's a risk to take. It's like almost, it's like free Ozempic. All of these celebrities in Hollywood are taking the Ozempic and then you have all these people online who are like, oh you should save them for the people with diabetes. It's like, well, why don't the people with diabetes just also eat the ice cubes in india right yeah that's a that's good logic what do you think would happen if they did that can i see that phone you're interrupting his call can i just want to like hear i just want to i don't want you to i mean i don't want you to like mess up his transaction he might be in the middle can we at least ask him you already asked

you can i see the phone man okay he doesn't want it. It's okay Yeah, what do you think would happen if you went skydiving? Yeah, what was that? What do you mean? What did you just what what was that? I was just giving my answer to the question Okay, well what yeah, what is that answer? I was just giving my answer to the question. Okay. Well what yeah, what is that answer? Like sort of like the burger thing you'll explode. Okay, I guess you might cause an earthquake right? Yeah, good one Where'd you say you get your hair cut again? I do it myself just shopping shut off and trying to look serious Right. Okay, and this uh, this looks like a woman's coat. No, it's not this is a woman's this is no

It's not this is this is from Wall Street. No women's coats. This is a woman's coat. No it's not. This is from Wall Street. No women's coats they have those big ass buttons. No they don't. Yes they do. No women's coat you know what they have. That looks like a woman's coat. It has a little thing on it. You got that from the shopping district in New York.

I wasn't trying to roast you. We're in the middle of a rose battle right now. You know what I'm just saying. You just said. Right. So what women's clothing store you get that from? I got that from the super manly store called called I got it from uh Old Navy. I got it from baby gap Old Navy. Oh, but that's not a woman's store. They got women's shit. No, they don't. Yes, they do actually

You know, I wouldn't know because I never went to the women's side. I'm only in the men's side How about that? That's how masculine I am went to the women's side I'm only on the men's side how about that that's how masculine I am all right go ahead with the question by the way what skydiving I would never go skydiving why not seems stupid and how I need to do that to thrill seek you're already just having fun with other stuff yeah yeah why hasn't there been a transgender Disney Princess? A. Nobody wants to see that shit. Good to hear. What's the next one?

That's the only option. Oh, A. Mike, you fuck with transgender Disney Princesses? And Wall Street, if you fuck with Disney princesses that are transgender, stop talking. He started talking even harder. That's what I'm telling you man. Hey man, I think there should be a transgender Disney princess. Why the fuck should they do that? I mean, I mean shit bro.

And also that wasn't one of the options. Oh. I want you to pick between the one I mean, I mean shit. And also that wasn't one of the options. Oh. I want you to pick between the one I gave you and the other. But you only gave me one. Yeah, because that's the only logical reason. I think there should be a Disney princess that's transgender. Who would that movie be made for, animals? Um. Yeah, I mean, well not animals, I think it'd be made for everybody, especially for a nigga like me. Where's Ye? I know he's in there somewhere.

Right, yeah. No, but the transgender thing. I think that movie would be made for me, you know? You would watch that? Yeah, because most of the niggas I know are bitches anyway. But you said the N-word, and that leads me into another one. You think people should be, do you condone the use of the M word? It depends.

Michael Jackson. Yeah. You condone the use of that word. Sorry if I offended anybody out there, by the way. How about you say it? Michael Jackson. I just said the N word. No, the M word.

Oh, M word. Okay. Michael Jackson. Okay. You thought I said N word. Yeah. Like nigga, how about you say it? it I mean all like whisper to you once we turn everything off right okay you scared to say it

on camera oh yeah I mean why why do you think why why why obviously you say racist stuff before so I mean shit what's then what's what's another if you think I'm racist on camera you should see me off camera no yeah but I'm saying like why not say it now? On camera? Yeah. Because I can't release that then I'm gonna lose brand deals. Oh okay. I'm gonna go from zero to a lawsuit.

Okay yeah. But it's like you already say things that could make you lose brand deals. Well that's the point I'm already at zero. Yeah. So it's like I don't wanna get lower than that. You think you get a lawsuit for saying that? I don't know I feel like something bad could't want to get lower than that. You think you get a lawsuit for saying niggas? I don't know.

I feel like something bad could happen if I tell you on camera. Right. OK. Because I wouldn't want to say that version. If I'm going to go there, I'm going to go all the way. What about you, Mike? And that would be the hard R. I mean, there's only two R's.

Mike, what about you, man? You say the N-word. You say the N-word? Yo What is the vegan alternative to human flesh? Pfff I don't know man That's pretty funny You know Ikea?

Do you send your mail at the post office or do you have the crow's ticket for you? I don't think I've ever had to like send mail. You never send mail? No. So how do you how do you get how do you how do you communicate with people? That's a good one. I use my phone. Yeah but sometimes like the power goes out. Nope. Power never goes out. Power never goes out. That's not true That that even if you have good Wi-Fi will go down sometimes

It's just like a thunderstorm and it strikes down the thing we're in fucking Los Angeles. There's no thunderstorms here My power went out like last weekend. I mean because you pay the bill or that's true, but I'm just saying you know what I mean It's like it could go out for any reason like I didn't pay the bill. You know, yeah, you never didn't pay the bill or? That's true but I'm just saying you know what I mean it's like it could go out for any reason like I didn't pay the bill you know yeah you never didn't pay the bill? Actually yeah when growing up yeah I was pretty broke growing up. So how did so then that's what I'm saying when you when that happened how'd you get communication to everybody? I didn't. You didn't? No. I think you should try the crow thing I mean they're pretty quick if you want to get something to London it'll only take like four months.

Yeah, pretty good one. I mean the other issue is that I mean there's like a 99% chance that they're gonna die, but it's like, you know, they're going on a journey. They'll have fun at least on their last mission. Yep. Sounds good. Rank these five presidents from best to worst. Donald Trump, Calvin Langford, rank these five presidents from best to worst Donald Trump, Calvin Langford, Poker Man Zamik, Blazer Jumper and Philip Buster Mario

were all those people presidents? yep every single one of them, Philip Buster, Calvin Langford, Poker Man Zamik I think I'd choose the best president Obama Obama? what do you think about Obama what about you Mike two thumbs down double thumbs down he brought home the troops man he brought home the troops yeah she bombed the shit out of Iraq or Iraq yeah and probably all the other Arabs over there he. He fucking killed one of like three million of them.

Brought home the troops. Did he? Yeah, all those videos of like soldiers, you know, returning to their- Not just propaganda though. And airports and shit, like, you know what I'm saying? Those videos of like soldiers surprising their kids at school and shit.

So like the videos of the soldiers with no legs because Obama sent them to the Middle East returning and they're like, ah, you ever see the videos of the soldiers in the hospital because they're missing all their limbs? Hey man, we appreciate their sacrifice, you know what I'm saying? They didn't want to make a sacrifice. They thought they were joining the military to get free college. I don't know about that. That's what they're doing and then it's like, hey surprise you're dead.

I don't think, I mean yeah obviously there are people who are joining the military for free college but niggas gotta know what they're like the fucking country was at war at that time. He doesn't like Obama. He's looking at me. He stopped talking and he's now just looking right at me. I mean come on. He's no longer focused on Washington.

You said you watched the show before so you know us. Anyway can you rank those five presidents from best tours? Obama wasn't one of them? I mean it obviously You don't know Trump. I mean shit. I don't I don't know what Trump got going on. What about poker monzamic, bro? I dropped out of school. That was the 17th president. I don't know none of those people. He created Pokemon. Right. Yep Okay, he's back to talking. Did you ever play hide-and-seek Yeah as a kid yeah, I mean how did that go you write? Amen what went pretty good you were you ever like able to hide yeah? Yeah, I was able to hide. I'm not asking like you weren't able to get anywhere. I'm just saying like

Again, I'm not trying to be an asshole But most of you like the idea is to like hiding like a cabinet or something so I'm just saying like again I'm not trying to be an asshole but mostly it's like the idea is to like hide in like a cabinet or something so I'm just saying like how did that happen? No nobody's hiding in cabinets no. That's how but that's how I won. Hiding in the cabinet? Yeah like hiding like that like something like that. But like you hiding in cabinets makes me think like you were an abused child because like where were you? Well I'm just smart. Was that your go-to hiding place because when your parents were arguing, no, I grew up by myself. I didn't have any parents.

I would hide in the cabinet though when the guy would come and he would say rent is due. So I guess I do have some like, I wouldn't say it's traumatic, but some experience with that. Why did the genius at Best Buy tell me to put a mouse in my computer? It won't even turn on anymore. Right. I'm not too sure. I mean they call him so smart and everything and what? It seems like the guy's an idiot

to be honest. Yeah, seems like he's an idiot. Not to mention the mouse is now dead too. So now I just have a rotting mouse and I don't want to touch it. Do you make more money than Hustle Jack? Who is Hustle Jack? What about Penco Johnny? I don't know these people.

They're brothers. I don't know who they are. Yeah, the two brothers Hustle Jack and Penco Jack and Hustle Johnny. Yeah, I don't know who they are. And Penco Jack. Yeah. What's his name? Hustle Jizz, I'm not too sure.

Hustle what? I don't know. Why'd you try to make it some gay shit? No I didn't know, I didn't know man, I didn't know. You knew that that wasn't the name. I gave them the most, I gave them Hustle Johnny and Hustle Jack. Nothing should have been gay there. That wasn't gay, Jizz isn't gay.

It is when I'm talking about two brothers. What, no, I was just one of the names. is when I'm talking about two brothers. What no I know that was just one of the names. You know I'm right here you know that. No I have a story. I'm not weird. You're definitely weird. What did I do that's weird. Wear women's clothing. I'm telling you I got this from a store called the serious business man of furry collar a furry collar no that's just because I've been wearing it for three years so it's kind of like this is like those is that like velour right what that's like velour cotton the material yeah right look at that collar they

only make women's collars in that material. No, that's a man's suit. Why would I wear a women's... You're a lesbian that lives in Manhattan. No, no. Fuck that shit. Those people are the descendants from Satan. I don't believe that. I believe it. You know what I think the solution is for the country? What? We take lesbians?

We put them in like alabama and we make them have put the lesbians in my house, nigga I'll take them. They're not gonna do anything with you. They're gay I'm saying use them as like a baby making machines Would you get behind that? No I don't think we should do that. Why not? What do you think about that Mike? Right, yep. Yeah, yeah.

I mean I'm telling you we're all on the same page, some smart people here. I'm not on that same page but... I mean what do you disagree about? Because if you look at the statistics we need to have actually like I don't know two and a half three kids Per couple because it's two people so having one isn't enough Yeah, right now having kids I plan on having like nine of them and putting them to fucking work Yeah, but you have to like talk to women to do that. I'll do I'll talk to women I'm just too young to do it like I want to talk to women when I'm like 47 new damn

Okay, now's the time though now the time if you want to like be successful to talk to women when I'm like 47. Oh damn, okay. Now's the time though. Now's the time if you want to like be successful in talking to women. But when I'm 47 I'm hoping there's some policy changes and I don't have to talk to anybody. I can buy one. And by that time I'll have made so much money. You can buy one right now. I can buy one from Asia but I don't want one from Asia. No, I'm talking about you can indirectly buy one right now.

How'd that work? Bro, this is like, um... I don't know. See what I'm saying? It's just tougher when you think about it. Yeah, I just don't know if I want to say it, but continue. Go ahead, say it. My words are gonna be twisted by people in the comments. I'm cool. Every time I say some real-

But you prefaced it by saying your words will be twisted so now they can't twist them. No, they're going to twist them. How could they do that if you prefaced it? Because niggas are retarded. You hit them with the double slow. Yeah, yeah. You think niggas be retarded, Mike? Yep.

What can kids take away from lyrics like, I can't put down the cup with lean I fell in love I Think what kids can take away from that is that you shouldn't pick up the cup That's not what it sounds like. I mean it sounds like it's like like a positive thing I mean, I've never done drugs, but I wanted to take a swing at it after that I don't know why well the fact that you want to take a swing at it after that yeah it just lets me know that you weren't raised with like parents who gave you love and care I wasn't raised with parents exactly so niggas like you will fall victim to that shit they will hear that you also didn't are you drink not drinking lean no I quit the cup yeah I put it down so you're saying you didn't

have loving parents I did what so that just yeah, I had loving parents, but I will parent my mom but I chose to do drugs because of Fucking that shit just seemed fucking cool I was a kid who probably didn't have the best role models around me and shit like that. My mom loved me, but uh, what's this? You say I'm yappin'? I had a loving mom who loved me and cared about me a lot, but she couldn't always be there.

So, she couldn't always be there because she was working. So a lot of the times I was looking at the internet, watching movies. I mean I don't think drugs are cool. I wouldn't want to take drugs to seem cool I think if anything it's kind of lame I want to take drugs to escape the reality that I live in exactly that's that's why I that's why I was doing it Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We're on the same page. No, that's not a good idea. I'm not gonna fist bump to that So I so how long ago did you quit weed?

I mean quit lean. Back in like February? I don't do crack. You never done crack? No. You're missing out. I've heard some great stuff. Right.

What do you think about crack Mike? Right. You know what they say about crack? Did you hear what Hunter Biden said? He said it's safer than alcohol hunter biden is fucking hunter biden is the president of joe biden who i personally think is a genius joe biden is also i actually i agree but i love joe biden because he was so bad that he shifted the entire political thing in the united states back to racism and here we go we're back at it

thing in the United States back to racism and here we go we're back at it my guys are starting to win again yep you disagree which why do you like Obama he's the one who put that idiot black president man yeah but he's the idiot who put that guy in charge it's like Obama had a positive effect on black people but what what he did on Biden it honestly took it way back. Hey man you heard what Obama said? What he said? Every kid needs a gay role model. That's what he said? Yeah. You agree with that? That's what he said. Do you agree with it? Sure why not? You had a gay role model growing up? Like I said most the niggas I know are bitches anyway so. Oh you're saying oh I understand what you're saying you're not talking about females you're saying that your male friends are like females so they're

bitches too? Yep. So why you hanging around gay people? Um I don't judge. Clearly you do you're calling them bitches. Yeah. Okay, so you do judge? No. Oh. That would be- You're starting to sound like you're ex-girlfriend. No, that would be retarded. Yeah, yeah.

Pretty good one. That was a good one, wasn't it Mike? Yup. No, I don't judge. That would be if you think bitches is a derogatory term. I don't necessarily think bitches is a derogatory term. I don't necessarily think bitches is a derogatory term. I don't agree with that, but I do have one more question and it will be the final one. It's actually more of a favor. I'm trying to do this photo shoot for this new thing I'm doing where it's like just these cool photos I'm making.

Not to sell or anything, just cool photos. And I a lot you know long neck long neck is coming in as the next guest so I was gonna ask if you guys could stand next to each other to just get like a shot of like I'm not cooler opposite looks why can't you do it you can't take a photo with long neck no why I mean that would be a funny looking photo can't you agree no Nah. I'll give you forty dollars for it. Uh, I don't, I don't need forty dollars. I thought you said earlier that you would do anything for forty dollars. I'd never said that.

Well anyways, I appreciate you coming on. That's the end of the episode because I have to shoot with neck head long neck. Right. I'll go get long neck. I'm not taking a picture with long neck. You are taking a picture with long neck. I'm not taking a picture with long. You are taking a picture with long. I'm not taking a picture with long. What do you think Mike?

But yeah it was cool Mike. You seemed like a pretty cool dude. Oh my bad. Sorry Mike. Yeah it was cool Mike. You seemed like a pretty cool guy. Wall Street. Hopefully you're getting sales How do I say your name again?

Martian yes