The Matan Show - Matan Confronts George Santos For Being a Disgusting Liar

Episode Date: April 27, 2025

Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast of today's guest we have George Santos welcome in and for today's co-host welcome my manager Vahr Floring thanks for coming on. Just you can sit here. Can you stand next to him for a moment while he's singing? Yeah, sure. Excuse me here? Thanks for coming today. I appreciate it. Appreciate you. Alright, you can let go.

Thanks. Is he gonna get up? You don't want to stand next to him? Not really, no. We can bring him in. I can get, I can stand here and we can do this from here. What about standing next to him so you have the mic close to you? Sure.

Yeah, that would be good. We'll bring you in a chair in a minute. Okay, sure. You want me to stand here? Yeah, that would be good. Can you just hold the mic close? Yeah, sure. Perfect. That's awesome. Thank you. So please, in case anybody doesn't know you, please just introduce yourself. Tell them a little bit about... I don't need to introduce myself. Everybody knows who I am.

Everybody knows you? That's a little arrogant in case anybody doesn't. That's okay. I'm George Santos. I'm I Charmin John tell him a little bit about please I'm George Santos over a congressman from New York's third district expelled the six expelled member of Congress yeah how does that feel oh it's I'm amongst Confederates I just love his energy yes can we please get him a chair just to make sure I don't want him to be out of frame. Get him a chair, please.

Where do you want me to put the chair? Here? Can you sit next to our flooring, please? Yeah, sure. That's my manager. You met him in the lobby. Yeah, very talkative. What did he say to you?

Oh, not much. Nothing? He's very talkative, haven't you seen? Like really, really verbal. Well, let's get to the question. I have some stuff for you here All right, let's get to the question some answers on enough a small talk. Yes Considering everything you've done in your upcoming time in jail wouldn't it save everybody time. I have never been to jail Upcoming time in jail, okay?

Wouldn't it save everybody time and money for the government to blow your head off? I mean sure go ahead do it You want to volunteer I? Don't know cuz I don't I know you're like a politician so I don't know we're saying yes we'll let... It's Fafo it's like fuck around and find out who cares? Well what do you mean? I mean just say why don't you fuck around and find out? I'm not suggesting I would do anything I'm just if I was given the opportunity by the government... Why ask for permission while you can ask for forgiveness? Then I will go to jail like you. No look at at Luigi Mangione, he's a superstar.

Yeah, but he's in jail. For Lau. No, I don't think he's gonna get out. Even if you agree with what he did. Oh, I don't. No, I'm saying you don't. His energy is fucking amazing. This guy Mike Mike? Whatever he had, can I get a double?

But I mean, I guess maybe that would apply to more prisoners or jail inmates than just you but with you specifically you're a little bit popular so wouldn't that set sort of a precedent? Precedent for what? I guess if you do too much bullshit you get your head blown off. That would be fun. Kaboom. Boom. Big boom. So you agree with it? Whatever you whatever makes you happy. Well I'm'm asking you I'm not here to contradict you you're 17 I can't contradict you also you know a little about me what can you now see next to him please absolutely not you will not okay what about next can you sit on we were right here I'm comfortable here I know we just need to move you around for

the angles oh you need more angles of Yeah, we the cameras not picking up on you. Can you just move over here? Yeah That's better yeah, thanks for thanks for moving You want to move to the next question you gave me a decent answer there What's the point of lying about nonsensical shit that won't help you at all I'm not I'm very clear that's implicate it's implying I'm being directed to you I would never I would never ever make such a blasphemous accusation about you? I don't know I would never do that However, you could say oh shit. We forgot to give you the mic. Give me a second here Oh, I mean, this was very well thought out. Are you kidding?

I've never seen something so oh, yeah, I'm just gonna hold on I'll coddle it. I love how your co-host is so talkative. Who? Mike or Marv Florian? Both of them. Yeah, they're so exciting to see you. They're just so exciting. It's just amazing. I had to charm them on the way up from the elevator. Oh, that's amazing.

Yeah, well anyways, yeah, I mean, you could say that... It's falling apart. That's okay. I'll keep that in case you get too close. Okay, that's good. That's smart. Now, you could say that the action, for example for example could benefit me but I've been clear about it I didn't have it back in the day I trained it now I talk like this I'm not talking about you you just took I guess I'm giving you a good real-life example with you though it's just nonsense why so it's it's just you know why not

not can you see next to Mike Mike no he'll move over for you look he moves to the side oh my god thanks he's into it all right let's go and I'm holding this goddamn mic do you want me to put it back? You can hold it whatever you want to do. I don't care That's a good answer though you flipped it on to me so we'll continue okay go ahead Do you think there's ever been a single president in history who would have pardoned you? I Don't know that but what that's a random question it's overly broad not really I mean you've lived through ha ha ha ha ha go ahead you live through at least what like 10 of them now?

dude I'm 36 36? yeah I've lived through 5 5? well yeah 6 6? okay so what about those ones Because you already are familiar with them? No, no. I don't know.

I know one. I met one president. Trump? Yeah. He certainly wouldn't have pardoned you. Well, he clearly... You don't know that. He clearly...

Well, I do know that he's not pardoning you. You don't know that. You think he's going to? I didn't say that. I would be disappointed in my great idol. I didn't say that. Well, what do you... You're giving a lot of non- non answers here. That was an answer

Do you think you would pardon you? I can't speak for the man. I'm asking you to take a guess you're not I can't I don't like guessing games. I either make something up out of cloth or I make nope. No, that's true Yeah, there you go. Well, so you're unable unable to not lie But what about just what's the issue with guessing you're not lying I don't like it at all wow man okay well all right who wins more games Muzzamil or mr. greedy who wins more games who are the people yeah it's for the chicken burger baseball bat uh-huh yes no clue what you're talking you don't know no okay you a very obvious Brazilian man tried to convince the public that you that your grandparents were Jewish and Ukrainian who

survived the Holocaust how do you even come up with this shit are you a genealogist what does that mean I'm asking you're a genealogist, do you study genealogy? No, but I think people who did probably know that you're not Ukrainian and Jewish. Okay, is that what you believe? I mean, you asking me if I'm an expert on it would just be stupid. That's like asking me if I'm a mathematician to prove 2 plus 2 is 4. I'm gonna ask again, do you believe that statement to be true? Did you have Holocaust surviving? Do you believe the you believe that statement to be true? Did you have Holocaust surviving?

Do you believe the statement of your questions to be true? What part of it? All of it. I think interesting handwriting. I do. Yeah, I do think you're Brazilian and I don't know how you came up with that. OK. Oh, you you don't know how I came up with being Brazilian. No, no, no. I think you're Brazilian. I don't know how you came up with that other part. Oh, you don't understand how ethnicity works

Okay, that's what I understand why you know I about ours and the bees and all no no I get what you're saying I understand why you would lie about it. I just don't understand How you came up with it? Obviously you lied about it because you're in New York. There's a lot of Jews here actually not true That's what do you mean? I didn't lie about that. Oh it's true. No no no it I didn't lie about my ethnic background. So your grandparents were Jewish and Ukrainian Holocaust survivors or did you just lie about them being in the Holocaust? My grandparents were my

grandmother's my grandfather's family was Ukrainian descendants who had migrated to Western Europe and fled before the Holocaust. I didn't say they were Holocaust survivors. See, you're let off by a string here and I don't even know if that's true. That's where your grandparents are from. No, no. That's what I stated.

No, no? So. So I need to mute this. No, no, let it go. It's fun. It keeps us on our edge. Have you ever tried a Jewish sandwich? Which one?

Falafel sandwich? That's not Jewish but no it's a sandwich with a slab of Jewish face in the middle. No I have not. Are you gonna try it? You're in New York. Or should I just go to like a Jewish deli? Oh I forgot about that. Yeah thanks for reminding me.

How do you come up with that? That's pretty unique. That's like some style of thing I would say. Well, you can't. It's mine. Yeah, me and you are pretty similar. Yeah, but very different. I would like to think I'm kidding.

I would like to think we're kidding, too. We're very different. You are not joking. You got in the government. We're very different. Yeah, I would like to say we're similar in lies,, you know, I'll die gay shit get away from me But anyways go on please You know what it is it's I love that you chose this oh

Hello, he's so talkative like these guys. They don't shut up. It's amazing. Yeah, it's amazing. You have such a motley crew here. Go ahead, please. With your answer. I have no answer. I answered. Do you remember the question? Yeah, I answered. What was it about the Jewish sandwich? I said I'd have to go to a Jewish deli. in there? I don't know. We'll figure it out. Would you like? We should, there's a, call Sal, not a Jewish deli, it's in DC. Okay. I'll stop by there next week when I'm in DC. If they don't have one, would you like to make one yourself? No. Why? I'll pass. We could do a similar thing to what I, or you could do a similar thing to what the government suggested for, well what I suggested the government should do with you, and then you'll have some Jewish face. Yeah, no, I'll pass. Okay. I think that's all you. Are you Jewish or no? No. Okay, so... I'm ethnically Jewish, Catholic, religiously Catholic. So you're

Jewish then, like biologically you're saying? By a percentage, yes. Okay. Unless 23andMe lied to to me and that's fine or unless you're just lying about that test or you which seems way more likely you could look at the test why are you implying it can't be doctored oh how would I doctor my spit it's not do you want to spit in the vial for me not for you maybe I also don't want to give those guys my DNA why not they're so trustworthy They're unamendable to leaks and breaches. Are you kidding? Yeah, but going back to the thing for a second

I mean you could have just posted a fake image. You could have had a guy create a screenshot I Shared it with the press the actual whole thing. What you share the screenshot no no no the the process so it was like a whole documented process for like have you speeding in it yeah yeah but this could still be faked opening it spitting giving it to a third party sending it yeah but this is just so much for just a simple question do you have interesting questions that's an interesting thing no it's not you're boring i didn't think you were lying about that but now i do because you're making it sound so phony Okay, so let me let me you're like Hulk Hogan. Oh my goodness like Hulk Hogan Yeah, you're insulting the great Hulk Hogan now. No, I well he just lies out of his teeth, too

That's not true. I guess you would say you're not a liar too, so I guess All right, can you can you interest me because it's getting very you're getting bored. Yeah, I'm very bored No, no, don't touch. Can I have it? No, give me my glasses. No, it's okay. Please give me my glass I want to steal it like you stole the money from that guy with the dog I stole no money from a person who's I put my glasses back you killed this dog I did not steal money I will put your glasses back because I don't know what will be the consequences of physically stealing from a former politician who's going to jail okay but you killed that guy's dog and you know it yeah sure do you want to respond to

that no I refuse to why that one's just too crazy that you stole from a sick dog you don't even want to entertain it was the guy just a liar did you ever watch a single one of my interviews I watched some yeah oh okay very very repetitive no new material well no I want to something more creative I think you know I think you're overestimating how well-known you might be to my audience so I want to go over your legendary moments saw your work and I thought it was so impressive you've interviewed impressive people really high hitters and you're very intelligent. Uh, maybe thank you? You're really, really, really disappointing me right now.

You thought I was going to ask you stuff that wasn't about this? Oh no, I just thought you were going to be more intelligent, a little more in debt, you know? In debt? The accent gives it the Einsteinian vibe that I was expecting. That's good then, it worked. Whatever, Go ahead. If you became president, would you be the first lady every couple of days? That's actually funny.

That one you liked? No. No. Oh, why not? If I became president, I'd be the president. Yeah, but that doesn't... I mean, maybe it could be both at once. Of course not. If there was a female president, they wouldn't be the first lady. No, she'd be the president.

Yeah, you could have two titles at once. You can also be Brazilian and a liar. Well, that's very true. Yes. If you can have an accent, then you can't have an accent. You can be American and Italian. No, no, no, no. Those two things are mutually exclusive.

They don't need to be mutually exclusive. Those are mutually exclusive. Oh, he needs help. I have a good chiropractor in town if you need one. Go ahead. Having an action and not having an action is very mutually exclusive. I mean not for you. I mean if I'm pretending it's still mutually exclusive, I can pretend to have one but then

I don't have it. Okay, well that's fair. But that doesn't go for the first lady thing. And you already look like one. Oh, thank you. I didn't mean it like that. I meant it... Just, come on. Like Nick Rochefort's wife from yesterday.

Whose wife? Whenever I... I don't know the order I'll release it, but if this comes out first, then I guess that will hype them up. And if that comes out first, then people will think I'm giving you a really heavy insult. That's fine. Hey guys, sorry for the interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Kalshi. Kalshi is the first and only regulated prediction market in the US. They're also now live on Robinhood and available in all 50 states, making them the first and

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That's a nice compliment. Yeah, sure. With your vernacular, it's very, very appropriate. Why? What's wrong with that word? It's antiquated. I haven't heard it in a long time, so I thought, OK, but not offensive. No, I don't have thick skin, clearly time so I thought it was funny. Okay but not offensive. No I don't. I have thick skin clearly.

Yeah you're a pretty fat guy. Yeah exactly so I have thick skin. You know when people say you're supposed to lie as a politician they don't mean lying about every arbitrary aspect of your life. You know I rather lie about arbitrary nonsensical bullshit that doesn't hurt people than lies to people at the expense of people's livelihoods About the expensive people's livelihoods. Well, how about let's put it this way every time a politician in DC is lying to you They're costing you lives. They're costing you money. They're costing you inflation They're costing you all the other bullshit lines their pockets and don't interrupt me when I'm fucking speaking Now into that lines their pockets and undermines the American people

So wouldn't you rather somebody who lied about I don't know college versus somebody who lies about we're not going oh you admitted it I did a long time did oh two days afterwards. No, I'm not shaking your hand. Um Get out of here. I was gonna pull you in that was a good decision. Yeah, of course. I'm not I've been around town so in a gay way whichever way you would like to imagine i hope it's not i'm just curious he's seventeen it's so hard to get back at you without like but he's a minor

my welcome i don't know i said fuck you're a minor i don't want to talk about fucking minor and i don't know that's what it sounds like anyway, so so let's keep going Why did you lie about having a pet mouse? No, I had a reading down your managers that There's ease right there lying about having a pit mouse that never happened. That's true. No, I'm not Cinderella You got the wrong. Now you're lying about that lie. No, no, that's your lie. That's not my line. That's your

lie. It seems like you're struggling with the truth too. No, I want to. I had a good question for you. Not have bigger notepads. No, I don't. Everything in your life is small. I found it. Okay. You recently started a big question. You recently started a podcast. I'm breaking some new information here. I don't know if anybody's reported on this. Yeah let's go. You recently started a podcast that's doing so bad, you or someone on your team started buying likes on it. Did you know that it'll only hurt the videos more? I'm not aware. I don't buy likes. I said I didn't want to put you specifically so you or someone on your team. And nobody from my understanding is buying likes on the

Podcast can ask you a question go ahead one of the videos I saw that 10,000 views 5,000 likes two comments one of them was you and Then me or maybe it was a guy pretending to be you and then one guy said why isn't he in jail? That doesn't make sense for 5,000 likes also five how one like every two views is just that doesn't happen ever okay so which episode was it I think it might have been your most popular one or one of your most popular ones if you have one episode take off and it does care uncharacteristically better than others it's not doing on characteristically better than compared to other nobody gets one like every two views okay so so who is are they buying likes or likes and

views they forgot to buy the comments no I just love how you you you you're a fan oh my god my research oh you're a fan I looking at my likes you're looking at my comments well I'm going on your show after, so I wanted to get familiar. I'm giving you a pants on fire to the shirt club. Hey! Oh my God. I'm with the gay stuff now. Oh, shut up. He's threatening me with a piece of the mic that fell off.

I love it. Yeah, but that's really true. So, I mean, what are the names of the people on your team on that podcast? I'm definitely not putting my production team. Do you put your production team's name on that? Yeah, that's Vyra Flooring and that's Mike Mike. What about the guys behind the camera?

Yeah, that's Mike and that's Mike. Oh, everybody's Mike, huh? Yeah. Mike, big Mike, little Mike, small Mike, I love it. I have everybody's Joey in my team. I have nine Joeys working for me. Nine Joeys? Yeah, they're all Joeys.

Okay, so which Joey is the one buying the likes? And what website is he using? You should ask them. So you're starting to admit it again. You fast track your process of lying and admitting it. You should ask if anybody is buying likes in my team. I'm going to see them later today. I will ask them.

I'd love to see you ask that. By the way, if anybody thinks I'm lying, go to one of his most popular episodes. You will see that he's buying likes. I'm not buying anything. You might not be, but when I say say that I mean you were somebody on your team for example I don't know if you you stole the money from that go fund me guy maybe you did you probably did actually that was you when with money comes around it was probably you might be is that an absolute statement I'm not gonna

get sued. I mean, you just made a very absolute statement. What are you gonna sue me while in jail? You're getting indicted next week. You don't know that it's... Okay, yeah. Are you gonna press my uniform for me? What does that mean? Do I have to touch you? You're a child. I forgot. Why are you getting... Why are you trying to get touchy, man? I didn't tell you to touch me. I said press my uniform.

What's the implication of that? There's no implication. You say stuff and then you just act like it has no meaning I like it. It has no meaning. What is the benefit of starting a podcast and doing these interviews when you will surely be going to prison next week? Oh I'm going to prison next week? Or the following weeks? I'm going to prison in the following two weeks? That's not what I mean but like you're gonna be- No no no you just said I'm going surely surely. why are you misrepresenting what I'm asking you know you hopefully you'll be in jail in the next year absolute terms right you said surely you will be going to week like 99.9 plus point one percent that means I'm a hundred percent sure yeah okay okay what do you think what do you

have nothing to answer to you if you're so sure are you a betting gay well I don't want to call you a betting man I feel like that would be insulting to us man why why would I even dare interfere with your already conclusive statement sure well I guess because maybe I'm wrong no you're never wrong I'm never wrong no clearly not at least I'm not touching you so anyway so keep going um are you a betting do got a person I'm not you're not do you know how betting works I do now what do you think the odds would be that you're going to jail assuming that mine is 100 polymark have a market open for that I they need to start one if they are already yeah Yeah they follow me. They follow you. You take pride in that. I don't know. I'm just saying they follow me. So I guess

they see what I'm doing. I wonder if you open a couple of markets with me. What do you think the odds would be? And then I have another one. Take a guess. I don't know. What do you think the percentage is that you go to jail or prison? Whatever you seem to know. I'm asking your opinion. I don't have an opinion to give you at least not one that i care to give you don't give it to me i guess give it to the audience that's your audience i'll give it to my audience later how about that whatever i wonder do you take sponsors on your podcast

no or none have gotten i don't know why is that relevant i was just gonna ask what were your sponsors gambling company which one uh... i'm not gonna say their name while we're live and that piece of shit I don't know why is that relevant? I was just gonna ask- Who are your sponsors? Gambling Company. Which one? Oh, I'm not gonna say their name while we're live and that piece of shit underwear guy. Pah! Fucking stupid ass owner. Why? You don't like the owner of your sponsor?

No, I hate him. Then why is he still sponsoring you? Cause he's an idiot who keeps giving me the money. And you should come sponsor my podcast then. I was about to ask if somebody does sponsor you, it's usually sold on how many views you get on average per episode but since you guys are boarding likes and views should they be allowed to sue you after because they're buying they're basically buying an ad to nobody again you're making statements without any corroboration okay how about you can you

go on your phone real quick and check out okay fine one second here I just want to show you to your face that I'm being I this might be the first time I've went on my phone during an interview to show somebody something good. Meanwhile I can go on mine so I can entertain myself. Here it is moron 11,000 and then 5000 that doesn't exist who's doing that you have 200 subscribers. Okay and you're saying that I did that is that what you're saying a random person did it why would somebody buy you like Joe Francis okay do you know who Joe Francis is no okay do you know how relevant he is right now do you

not understand that you're changing the conversation I just showed this to your face and how relevant he is you're saying that two comments you're saying that metrics can you said one was me okay I was that was another episode this guy said you lied this episode was so much fun That was a different episode now you and then the only comment you imply that I did more than one like this guy got four Likes which really represents that there wasn't five thousand likes to go around While George is looking lumpier than Linda Elpidio is the example he's using expired okay that doesn't sound like the type of video they would have 5,000 likes on it does nobody break that story yet that you're

may I guess you're making statements that are just so amazing I would absolutely guess that that video has been bought it I don't know if it's by you though okay I mean I don't even know how to do that but sure does somebody on your team know how to do that they're a podcast production mean I don't even know how to do that but sure does somebody on your team know how to do that They're a podcast production Obviously, I don't believe my obviously. Yes, obviously no They did it though. You don't know that I'm about to like make the accusations like make the accusation be a man I'm the coming from you. That's ironic. I don't want to get sued Why would you get sued if you're so sure I don't want to get sued why would you get sued if

you're so sure I don't because that's not how that works I don't want to have to go through a lawsuit even if I'm I why would I sue you if you're so sure of what you're saying I don't know because you already are a little bit stupid you might be dumb enough to do that and then when he gets to the part where they start looking through the document they'll find that you guys did that but who really knows so you're again you're you're you're making absolutely the same no I'm not you do realize could have been everything you have said so far has opened you up to libel and litigation not that I care to sue a

17 year old I am you guys did it for sure yeah okay you I just asked that one by the way you can't hurt zero views so my question was actually incorrect from the start should should they teach about you in school as an example of how not to act that's incumbent upon you like what do you think um I still in school what do you think I don't go to public school anymore but I think that you don't go to school anymore to drop out I do I used to do it online but then he needs a Valium yeah no he's rapping and he's listening to music definitely not well what's his issue and what do you

recommend I don't know going out of his ass what were you saying what was your question if I should be taught in school as someone not to be like sort of yeah I mean they teach about more I guess these three examples it's like Martin Luther King they talk about and then maybe you what's what about me and Martha Luther King what's the core like Martin Luther King he was like I got a good voice he was a good speaker he was I had some admiral both traits and then did you read did you read did you read the Martin Luther King documents recently? The recent ones? Yeah.

I didn't. Oh, okay. Why? What happened? I would revisit that if I could. Okay, well, just anybody. I should have said Donald Trump, actually. But assuming they use him or Martin Luther or I don't really care.

You're trying to change it here. Should they teach about you as somebody who would not to act like? Well, sure. Why? I don't care. Do whatever you think is good. Yeah, but you're answering every question by saying you don't care. I'm asking your opinion on it, not if you care. My opinion is I don't care, Matan. I actually think you would love that. You would finally get some attention again. What are you doing? I'm good, thanks. You need it more than I do. It looks like it you can keep your Bert and half bill

Are you an out? Are you an alcoholic or a quitter? Oh wow if I'm an alcoholic or a quitter yeah I'm neither I'm not a quitter nor an alcohol Have you ever drunk alcohol? I mean, I drink alcohol. But then you quit, you're not an alcoholic. That's actually really good. You're starting to like the interview more as it goes on? No, that was actually the first piece of this interview that I was mildly entertained. But that was smart. High level, high IQ stuff right there.

Yeah. What do you think is your best lie? You missed one over there. Another piece. Yeah. Oh, so ADB. I love it. Go ahead. What is your best lie you've told? That I was excited to come on your podcast. You didn't say that. I did. I just I haven't talked to you.

Before I met you here. Internal emails with my team. I was like, I'm so excited to go on this podcast. That's what you said. It was the fucking biggest lie I've ever told. What a mistake. I don't understand why you would do this interview. I don't know how it could possibly help your life.

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And I'm anti-lobbying. So I love how you're just picking up random things. Why is that your first reaction to me asking if you would get a blowjob from a dog? Because it's disgusting. It's like, I don't's like I don't lobby. I don't lobby. I don't fuck animals. I'm not accusing you of it.

That's what I read. Yeah, of course you read it in your own imagination. I did come up with that. It's pretty good. Of course. No. Stop trying to fist pump me. It's not going to happen.

I want to fist bump you until you become comfortable to shake my hand and I can pull you in. I'm not going to shake your hand either. I want to pull you in. I want to hold that handshake. You're worse than Gretchen Wiener, Jesus Christ. Who is that? Oh my God, you don't know mean girls. Holy shit.

I'm not gay, I'm telling you. Oh, I think all the straight boys in here know what mean girls are, but okay. Well I've heard of that thing, but I don't know the details about it. Let's continue. Do you think Michelle Obama is a drag queen like yourself? That would make Obama an expert in backdoor initiatives, wouldn't it? Probably he is, yeah. I agree, he is a master of backdoor handling.

And so what do you think about my question? I don't know, I think Michelle is Michelle, I don't think Michelle is Michael. Michael, like my team here? Yeah, I don't. Okay. Will you run for Congress again sometime in the distant future under a new name and different face I like the idea of a new face yeah I know yeah yeah it's like have you got some cosmetic surgery no never I've never had cosmetic surgery I don't know

is that something you've been accused of you're saying it like that's happened I can't say that with a straight face, because it's a lie. Okay. You're already working on the new face. Maybe just change the color? Yeah, what color? Then you'll be, I guess, more unrecognizable. You know what?

Become yellow. Oh my God. Black is too obvious. Jesus Christ. Okay. Is that, which color would you go for? that which will color under advisement which color would you go for whichever one you like more yellow yellow yellow I'm trying gonna keep trying whenever we're done talking at the end of a sentence similar to that former German leader or Osama bin Laden

do you think we're getting German leader which one I'm what's the full name okay I just didn't want to say can I have to bleep it why would you bleep it I don't I don't want to get demonetized come on you're such a pussy you're why worried about being demonetized yeah oh come on you're censoring pussy. You're scared about being demonetized? Yeah. Oh, come on, you're censoring yourself. Everybody knows who I'm talking about.

No, you can't imply that. There's a, this generation, your generation's fucked. What do they think I'm talking about, that stupid woman from a couple of years ago? Oh, you're saying Angle Merkel? I just didn't like that she was a woman. I don't know anything about her. Oh my goodness, you're a misogynist.

Oh, I am, yeah. Jesus. Do you think we're getting to the, close to the- You'll never be touched by a woman, I'm so sorry yeah do you think we're getting to the close to the touch by a woman I'm so sorry do you think we're getting close to the point where it should be outlawed to name your kid George Santos I mean I think it's a crime at all to name anybody Santos it's such a beat over the head name uh that's not why I asked you that's a good deflection but bad actually because I caught it. You didn't catch anything I didn't deflect I made a

cell phone comment. Okay try again. You think you're smarter than you are? I think I'm about average and I think that I'm talking to a blowjob doggy guy. Oh that's that's a statement of fact? No it's an insult. OK, I'm not saying you get blowjobs from dogs. I'm just saying that you're like you're just an I feel like you're so many times. Are you an expert in the subject matter? No, I'm 17. You want to is that what? No, I'm just saying.

Yeah, I don't know. It should be weird. You're the 17 year olds are weird fucking kids. Fucking kids. Uh, be weird. You're the 17 year olds are weird fucking kids fucking kids Go ahead keep going. Why did why did you say that second time today? There's something deeper here, oh Yeah, it's deep. I'm asking you on 16 floors down how fast I want to get out of this building It's pretty deep well I get Deep like you're making a sexual comment. Oh, I'm making an escape comment

Well, we'll be done soon, and then I guess I'm gonna see you later for your podcast unless you want to cancel But I'm happy to go Assuming you ever get out of jail should people spit in your face when they see you in public That a serious question? Yeah. Should it be a duty of the people? Hey, that's Santos! Are you implying violence? I'm asking you, if you get permission then there's...

Are you pro-violence? Are you pro-assault? You're not changing the question. No I'm not, I asked you... Do you want me to change the question? No, it's what about a headbutt boom It's germane to your question. I'm asking so I can give you an informed answer Are you prone and pro assault? I mean, I'm not gonna break any laws myself or Advise people to spit in your face. Howard. I am a little bit of a coward when it comes to legal stuff

Yeah, I'm a little bit of a coward when it comes to legal stuff. Let's just say I'm a little bitch. I have no reason to. You're not offering anything. I'm in a meeting that I don't want to get sued. You're going to say I'm a little bitch because I'm a coward. Is that how that works? I'm gay. I'm supposed to be less manly than you, but I got bigger balls and courage than you do.

You're a bigger guy. I also have bigger courage, more courage. Why are we talking about my genitals? I'm a minor. We're not talking about your genitals. That's exactly what you said. I have bigger balls than you. Why are we talking about my generals? I'm a minor your that's exactly what you said I have bigger balls than you was the implication of the implication. That's not what you meant Third time today with the miners. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You love mining. No Are you gonna see the new minecraft movie? It's up right up your alley. No, I've never watched minecraft game movie anything So no way too cool for that. I don't have time for that.

Can you believe people watch this shit? I'm asking myself. It's amazing. You're asking yourself what you have done in capturing and captivating an audience with this level of entertainment. I will study this for a very long time to understand what has to... How will you get access to internet in jail? Don't worry, I have relationships. Oh, so you're admitting to crimes that you're gonna do in future too?

Jesus Christ. I'm gonna keep trying. Please continue what you were saying. Oh, so you actually let us answer your question? I thought this was all about you interrupting the guest. When I have something smart to say, I'll interrupt them. Oh, okay, you thought that was smart? Which part? What you just interrupted me with? I don't remember, I guess. Of course you don't remember. You don't remember much of anything. Go ahead.

I have nothing else to say. You remember what I asked you? I do and I'm just not interested in it. What did I ask you? I'm just not interested. What did I ask you? I'm not interested in it. Seems like you have bad memory.

No, I have good memory. I mean it's just the same thing. What did I ask you? You refuse to say you were a little bitch because you have no courage and you're a coward. I don't think that's how that works. I think most people don't want to get sued. Why are you so obsessed with lawsuits? Have you been sued? Why doesn't everybody who's ever interacted with you get together and

take you down with the major lawsuit well go ahead there's nothing I don't want to be part of it because I don't want to be involved with dad as I said I'm asked well what do you mean go ahead I mean why not sue me I'm sure there's plenty of plenty of uh, plenty of stuff No! Keep going, that was so good He was so good, I couldn't stop Yeah, give him the mic, let him continue I couldn't, like it was so good for the reprieve that, that was amazing, spitting good rhymes, go ahead

Yeah, he's getting really into it, he's like starting to go completely insane I think he's getting violent with it your co-host has stopped talking it's so amazing the synergies are symbiotic in this room do they call you long neck because your neck is so long Wait that's for the next guest long neck get the hell out of here you stupid liar Pooh