The Matan Show - Matan Confronts Jillian Michaels For Being a G*y Zionist

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

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free of charge. BetMGEMGEMP operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Gillian Michaels. Welcome in. Thanks for having me. Thanks for coming.

For today's co-host, we have Mike. Welcome in Mike. So can you pull the mic closer to you and then introduce yourself for anybody who might not know you and all that. Okay, got it. My name is Jillian Michaels. That's all I got for now.

And what do people maybe know you from, things like that? Let's see. Okay. They know me from a, oh boy, afraid to put this out here with you, from a reality show called the biggest loser.

Right. And fitness. It's not that funny. You're laughing. Because I know, I'm afraid of what's coming. Why is that? You know, but could you be, when it comes this way,

could you be more creative than bigger loser or like biggest loser? What do you mean? Well, it's just, you know, whenever I take shit from people, it tends to be, Oh, who's the biggest loser? And it just, if we're going down that road.

They're saying now you're the biggest loser? Yeah, yeah. And I would just appreciate a little innovation. And why is that? Because you don't have a TV show anymore and you're podcasting with Dave Smith. That could be. I think that could be.

That's a good representation. Not the biggest loser, but on the way there. But I wasn't going to say that. Halfway losers, okay. I like halfway loser. Really? It's actually, you could say the biggest. No, I said, don't.

Because some people are at the lowest level. They're not really the biggest loser, but they didn't experience a decline. I thought we discussed, though, innovating on it. I wasn't even going to say it until you brought it up. There's no universe I was going to get through this interview without it coming up. I wasn't planning on it. Really?

I feel like you wanted me to say that. No, I just was trying to get ahead of it. But what do you do nowadays since the show has been canceled? I still work in health. So I work in health and policy. I'm writing a book about that. It's coming out later on this year. You're more involved with.

with politics now? A little bit, yeah. The intersection between health and politics. And what type of lunatic would get their political opinions from an old lesbian Zionist? Apparently not many people. Which is why I'm podcasting with Dave Smith, I guess. Right, but people get their political opinions

from him for better or worse, but from you, although there may not be many, the ones that there are around, they must be really crazy, right? Or just very clueless old guys. They know our older, older guys, actually. What are some political opinions that you hold? Gosh, I would say, you know, here's the parting Gen Z line. Common sense.

Yeah, that doesn't really say anything at all. No? No. Come on. Here's what it should say. What does that mean, like, anti-trans? It means no sex changes for children. Okay.

I feel like that's... It's common sense. I feel like most people agree with that. Okay, common sense. Yeah, I'm on the 80 side of the 80-20 issues. Are you against me killing your daughter? dog over there? I mean, that would be terrible. That's common sense, but I feel like we already know that, so there's no reason to go over it. 80-side of the 80-20 issues. I'm a 90s liberal.

A 90s liberal. Do you support Trump still? I think Trump was the lesser of evils. But do you still support him? I support him on some of the things he does. So you're not exactly a 90s liberal. What do you mean? Of course I am. Kennedy is a 90s liberal. Gabber's a 90s liberal. Yeah, they're all supporting him. Well, not all. Many? Some. A lot. Quite a few. Well, listen, I still support him. I think he's the Great White Hope. But I don't think most conservative still do, let alone 90s liberals, which you're arguing are really just kind of in the middle now.

I don't think the middle supports him. But technically we're moderates, but now we wear the brand of racist and transphobe, mostly. You're saying that's what you're called? That's pretty much where I'm at, I guess. And what racist things? What racist opinions do you hold? I'm not totally sure all I know. know is I have been branded with the...

I read online that you stole a black child. I did steal a black child. And here's what's so funny. I stole her to be a house slave, apparently. But you know what's really difficult. She's too stupid to learn things. Getting a two-year-old to do chores. Just a bad idea.

Could have just got a assistant or a housekeeper. I learned the hard way, though. Now I've got this mouth to feed. Nobody does chores around the house but me. And she's disrespectful. She talks back. No, she's actually a great kid. So you are sort of a 90s liberal.

You think gay people should be allowed to adopt children? I guess so. Because me and some others think it really should cap out of dogs. You think it should cap? I understand your position. That's okay. You're allowed to have it. That doesn't feel disrespectful to you?

It doesn't feel disrespectful to me. It feels like a difference of opinion that's often based in a religious background, to be fair. I am not religious. So just hate gays? What do you mean? Well, if you're not religious, why do you think gays shouldn't have kids or adopt kids? We can give them the black ones.

Just the black ones? Yeah. That's good because most other international countries are closed to international adoption now. You know what I've noticed about you? You can pick up a black one here and there, apparently. You know what I noticed about you in just these few minutes? You have a lot of self-respect and integrity. You will stand up to those who say nasty things about the things.

did make you what you are. You'll stand up and shut them down quickly. You won't let them say it to your face. They say it to my face. Does that make me? Are you disappointed in me? What do you mean? Well, they'll say it to my face.

Who says it? Well, they know. What do you mean? A lot of people. Well, they'll say it to, you know, the people who think those things. They will on occasion say it to your face. What did they say?

You're a white nationalist, things like that. You just, what I said, completely went over your head. Obviously, I wasn't talking about people calling you a white nationalist. Is that what people call you? The occasional progressive leftist, yes. Why? There must be a reason.

People say that to me, but I know why. They think you're a white nationalist. Yeah. Why are you white nationalists? Because I think we should get rid of the black people and all the other ones. The Mexicans, the Jews, so on and so forth. Aren't Jews white-ish? Ashkenazis are.

Sephardic Jews are not necessarily, but the Ashkenazis are pretty white. Their skin may be white, but their brains are not. But why do people call you a white nationalist? I don't know, I guess, because I don't think white people are the root of all evil, probably. That seems to be the consensus. If you don't think white people are the root of all evil, you are, in fact, a white nationalist. I'm surprised you don't know that. It's like I'm talking to a robot.

I don't think I've ever met somebody who does these talking points in real life. What do you mean? It's like, why do people call you a white? Great news. The federal EV rebate is back. eligible customers get up to $5,000 with the federal EVAP rebate on select 2027 volt and 2026 Equinox EVM models. Visit your local Chevrolet dealer today for more details. I'm a nationalist because I have common sense.

You would think that this doesn't actually exist. How would you answer it? How would you answer it? Why did answer it? Everybody would get rid of the, yeah. How would I answer? I don't even want to put that sound bite out there. If I even say, if I even repeat that.

Good God. Yeah. Well, you're obviously not a white nationalist, if that's all you're saying. I don't know what other things you might say, but I'm just saying I've never met somebody in real life who just uses the most baseline talking points ever. Oh, I'm being, you know, being respectful. What do you mean? Who are you being respectful to? I'm being respectful to your show.

I'm trying to keep it professional on the up and up. Right. No? Do you think public schools should implement AI-driven robots to sit in the same? the back of the class and scream to replace re-shaded kids once they are removed by eugenics. No. Why? Well, because why replace one disruption with another?

You need some disruption. Otherwise, people will get tired. They'll fall asleep in class. They have their phones secretly. Yeah, but you don't want to encourage that. But you want to encourage a screaming robot? A screaming, rish-ed robot made to mimic a Rish-D human will wake you up. Have you ever been in class when there's one of those kids around?

Everybody laughs a little bit. No. I'm 100,000 years old. I don't really. Well, I mean, they must have had them back then, too. No. What do you mean, no? I don't know, no.

You didn't have re-ch-ed screamers? I mean, it's not like these are a new type of people. They've always been around. I think maybe there would have been special classes for that. There's still special classes, but sometimes they let them through. They didn't let them through in my grades. Then you'll have to take my advice on it. They should implement them once they're done.

I will take it. I will definitely put that into consideration. Make the recommendation to the local school board. Why do we have two years and not three? I don't know. When you're bringing up that way, I don't even know why we need two. Like why wouldn't one just go? Well, I guess, no, I have no idea.

Because in that case, right, why wouldn't you just have four? Like if you were to, you know, normal. Southeast West. I have no idea. Why don't you have... That's a great question. Why don't you have eyes on the back of your head? It would have been far more...

Well, I'm asking you that. Like spherical vision. I've never contemplated it. What advice would you have for this, man? Because you're a health expert. Okay. I'm being put into a mental institution against my own will.

I didn't... I did nothing wrong. There's certainly for no reason. They're certainly for no reason right now. All these crazy police... Please. Anybody on Facebook? Anybody, please, can I have your help?

They're doing it for no reason. I did nothing wrong. Nothing wrong at all. Why would they do that to him? He did nothing wrong, and he has nobody he can tell. Because he's a person of color. Is that why? It's got to be.

Epic joke. That was good. Thanks. No, but really? Well, how can you help him? Do you know some people? He asked about Facebook. You're not even going to believe this, but I might even be too young for Facebook.

No. Really? Yeah. Damn. God, that was better than bigger loser, by the way. Well, no, you're just around the age of people that use Facebook. I'm not even trying to make fun of you. I mean, you're what, 50 years old?

Yeah, 50-year-olds are you, use Facebook? Who do you think he uses Facebook? My mom. How old is your mother? Like 70? Yeah. Yeah, there's a range. Like 50 to 80.

Once you get too far past those people are kind of, you know, past that limit. Even 40-year-olds use Facebook. You just age me 30 years like that. That's not nice. No, I'm just saying there's a range. Good God. YouTube. It's like, I don't know, between five and 80.

Okay, I do watch YouTube. Right. Yeah, but he didn't ask for help on YouTube. But can you help him? You have a lot of connections. Don't you know people in the government? I think we'd have to determine what kind of help do we think that he needs. Well, clearly he needs to get out of that car that they're holding him hostage in.

I think that's debatable. He may need, he may need a... So you don't believe in the first. First Amendment. I do believe in the First Amendment, but it's possible, depending upon why he's sitting in that chair, that they may need to be 51-50ing him. That seems like it impedes on the First Amendment, doesn't he, though? Well, depends what he did. The police can physically take you to the hospital if you say you want to kill a bunch of children. I don't think it does. I don't think you're allowed to incite violence under the First Amendment. That seems like an impediment.

No, I don't think so. I think there's a clear distinction you cannot incite violence. Yeah, I mean, according to who? Well, who came up with that? God? The Founding Fathers? I don't think they thought about it that far. They definitely didn't think about this guy's situation. I don't think the Founding Fathers had considered 5150s.

But, well, hold on. You're making a distinction of like, if you threaten to kill a bunch of kids, how do you get past the algorithm? I don't think he did that. He probably was just having a hard day, and they decided to pick on him. That's possible. but without knowing for sure

I imagine if you're surrounded by police He doesn't seem like he physically hurt anybody Or he'd be in handcuffs He could be Threatening to hurt himself That seems like he should be allowed to do that With the First Amendment Yeah but we don't want that

So you don't like the freedom I don't like self-deletion if that's what So you don't think people should be A 90-year-old in horrible pain Should be allowed to kill themselves I do think that. I actually do think that. Do you know how old this guy is or what his situation is?

I think he's about 30. Do you know that for a fact? 35? Do you know how old he is for a fact? No. So then how can you say that? Is he looking 90 to you? You don't know his situation?

Well, you thought I was 80, so for God's sake. No, I didn't think he were 80. I wasn't even assaulting you. Yeah. I was just saying that you're definitely around the age. You can't even defer to you. You don't even know. You know 50 to 80.

You don't know how old that guy is. You know shit. You're like a kiddo. I'm just saying it's completely irrelevant. You know nothing. I don't even think your frontal lobe is fully cooked yet. How old are you? It's fully cooked.

Yeah. You're going to be like 25 until that shit's baked. I think cooked kind of is used to say that it would be destroyed. No, no, no. Cooked like fully formed. Okay. Just use that word differently because you're old. I'm not even saying that insultingly.

I just haven't heard it used like that in a while. Fully cooked. I'm like six years away. I'm 25? Oh, yeah. No. I'm surprised you're even able to like navigate traffic. Hey guys.

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Did you kill Parthenax or keep him alive? Who? Parthanax. Who's Partanax? He's the dragon on the mountain. Would I kill him? Did you kill him or did you keep him alive? Oh, never kill a dragon.

That's good No fucking way That's the right answer No way dude Would you watch Game of Thrones No this has nothing to do with Game of Thrones Of course it does It's all about dragons

Parton Axis not from Game of Thrones Yeah but still it's about dragons A dragon's a dragon You either appreciate them or you don't They would kill your people in Game of Thrones Would you report a ma-o-to-the-the-pol to the police Or let them go for $30? I'd report them to the place

Why? Because they're malle-ha-com people But they offered you 30 bucks. Even still. Are you going to up the ante? I'm trying to think about, you know, what make it more interesting? What if you know they won't go on to my anybody else? So the damage is already done. Forever? Yes. So there's no justice, but you'll get 30 bucks.

No. Why? Well, because there is justice if I don't take the 30 bucks because they go to jail for the crimes they've already committed. Yeah, but the crimes they already committed are still crimes that will exist forever despite them going to jail. Yeah, but they should pay for those crimes. Well, instead they can pay you. Yeah, but you only offered me $30. Okay, I didn't know that you had so much money that it was indifference to you, you know. Maybe to some of your audience, they're struggling out there, but you have, what, millions, it doesn't matter to you?

No, it doesn't matter at all. $30, you insult me. How much do you have? Like $20 million? Is that an actual amount? I think if you Googled me, my kid did that once. And I made the very clear distinction that was my net worth, and he had about $50 in his piggy bank. But nevertheless.

I said, hey, you're actually adopted, you idiot. I'm not going to get nothing from this ever. I've made that clear. I only adopted you to make myself look good. Pretty much, yeah. Thanks. White savior thing. But the boy child's actually.

The boy child's white. No, no, no, no, no, no. The boy child is a white one. Yeah. I know. I had to balance it. Who are you to shame people for being fat when you are gay? An ex-fat person?

What do you mean? Well, I mean because I was fat, I can then shame people for being fat. But who are you to shame them? I'm an ex-fat person. You're also gay. Yeah, but you hold the fat card, though, don't you understand?

It's kind of like... Yeah, but you're in no position to tell somebody that they're lower than you. Of course you are. It's just like black people can use slurs for black people, gay people can use slurs for gay people. I hold the card. That's the gay.

You're misunderstanding my point. I'm in a position to insult fat people. No, I'm not. You said, how can you go after these people? I said I was one. I hold the card. You completely misunderstand. I did not.

I can insult fat people. I was never extremely fat. No, you can't then. I can't. You can't because you're lower than them. You're saying the end word with an A at the end, you still can't do it. I can do it.

You can't do it even if it's in your favorite rap song. You can't because you're lower than black. I'm not saying that you don't have the, I wish they wouldn't put that word in so many really good songs. What? You don't say it? Never. You think it should be illegal?

Probably the only word I think I have never said. Oh, really? Yeah. Why is that? I don't know, because when I was really little, it was just, it was ingrained in me. You said it a lot. I said it all the time. Did you really?

No. I'm sure you said it when you were younger. No, I'm telling you the honest to God truth. Actually, that's like the one category of words that I think I do. Martin Luther was around when you were young. It was around the civil acts. Frederick Douglass, more like, yeah. And were you a supporter of that movement,

or you realized what was actually going on? Well, I guess I'm a supporter of it, you know. How do you think that worked out? I think it worked out okay, no? Now we have 9-11. There would be no 9-11 if there was no civil rights movement. Think about that. Okay, walk me through it. Connect the dots for me.

Well, things would have just turned out differently. But how do you know 9-11 wouldn't happen? How do you know, like, what if they took out the Sears Tower or something? Like, what makes- Well, it may have been something else, but it wouldn't have been 9-11. What if it was worse? So you can't predict how it would have worked out. Well, what if there was world peace?

You're already giving me like two divergent paths. It could go better or it could go worse. Well, what if it went worse? No, I'm not giving you diviards. You just did. In infinite divergent paths, if you think about it like that. I know. I'm just giving you one.

There would absolutely almost certainly be no nine-and- 11 exactly. You don't know that. It's more than likely. It is more than likely. But not because of black people. Just because of that story with a butterfly.

Do you ever get that story? Not because they had a choice to make. No, no, because of black people. Don't you remember that story of the butterfly effect about the guy that goes back in time and he kills a butterfly and he goes back to the future and everything's different? That's exactly what I'm saying. I have to agree with you here.

So we shouldn't have done the civil rights movement. No, I think we should. I should have done it for sure, but I do think that you might be right. I'm just trying to gauge what you're even willing to say because I actually... I think I've said a lot, don't you? Not exactly, no. I can barely even... I mean, I'm a totally forthcoming.

Um, maybe in your world. How can I be more transparent? I said, what's your political opinion? You said common sense. It is my political opinion. It is absolutely a teller of where somebody stands. Be specific. Be specific. What's your political opinion?

Which issue? Israel. Honestly, I don't think Israel is the root of all evil. I'm sorry. You don't mind Israel? I don't mind Israel. Here's my position on Israel. Everything that people take umbrage with Israel, I completely appreciate and understand,

but I just wish they would apply those standards unilaterally. So if you're pissed off about money and politics, then you should also be pissed off about Saudi and Qatar and China and all those other lobbies. Apply it unilaterally. If you're pissed off about the wall between Israel and Palestine, that's totally fine. but you should also be pissed off about the wall between Palestine and Egypt and drowning Palestinians in tunnels with their own excrement. Just apply it evenly.

That's all I ask. Call something that you think is bad. It sounds like you're just finding a way to justify it. Say these guys also do bad things. I think it's all terrible. I don't want to see anyone die. So you think Israel is terrible, but other people are too? I don't think Israel is terrible.

You said it's all terrible. I think when someone dies, it's terrible. You see what I mean when I say You're not really willing to say anything? I just told you what I think I'm telling you what I think I do not want You're like the perfect example of

An old school conservative They just want to know An old school liberal You don't know You don't even know That's what I mean That's what I mean That's what I mean

That's what who style No an old school conservative Is Dick Cheney It's like a rhino It's uh You seem pretty pro war You think? Yeah that's how you come off

Really You just defended Israel For like five minutes minutes. I did not. I said I said I want people to apply their standards unilaterally. And you said that it's all terrible. People dying I think is terrible. Even if it's Israel's fault you see how you're not willing to go there there's like a muzzle on here's what I would say I think what happened on October 7th was hideous and when I didn't ask about October 7th but they don't go

hand in hand well if I asked about it then I'd expect an answer there okay all right well that my opinion is I think that was horrible I wish that didn't happen obviously and I wish that everything proceed no after that did not happen as well that's a real laugh that's not that's not out of like that right that's a real one something's very funny I'm telling you the truth, honey. I don't think that they're the root of all evil. I don't. I do think that horrible things happen. And I think both sides have done things to each other throughout history. I'm certainly not an expert on it. Are they a sponsor of your podcast? They are not, but I'm more than willing to open up the books. You would let them. Would let them sponsor? No,

open up the books for an audit. How much money are we talking, though, actually? Would you let I might actually. If it's not $30, I might. How much? How many views do you get? Per show. It depends. Sometimes it's only like 50,000. But sometimes, sometimes it's a couple hundred thousand. So how does it average out of? How do you think I can make?

Hold on. If I pull analytics, give me one second. You tell me you're better at this than me. Give me a sec. You tell me how much I can get. Where's my studio app? Okay. Here we go.

How much do I get? You're going to tell me something. See, if it's only $30, I'm not going to do it. If it's like $3 million. It's like $75? $75? $75? No, I'm not going to know.

But you're already doing all the stuff they want. They're basically just throwing you $75. Nah. They say, we appreciate all you say about Israel. All we want to do is just give you money. We know you're going to keep doing it anyways. Yeah, but then there's a paper trail. I don't want that.

I mean, there's also like a video trail for right now. Yeah, but now you know that what I tell you is authentic. If they pay me, then it compromises the authenticity. And I don't think I don't know that it's authentic. I'm actually hoping for you that it isn't. I'm hoping there's like a reason that you have to say this. There's not. Otherwise, you're completely screwed.

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No. Why? Well, what would be the pro? There's no more fat people. What's wrong with fat people? I mean, you're the one who ran that show. Obviously, you know what's wrong with them. Well, I'd like to see them live longer, but that's because I value them, not because I don't.

Yes, but if fat people living longer means that there will still be fat people around and they'll make other people become fat by normalizing it, and then people who could be skinny will become fat and die. Why not get the fat people to eat each other? No, I still don't see the pros. I just explained it. It's not good enough. You have such terrible incentives.

I want $30? No, I don't want $30. Just told you a millionaire. It's wrong with you. And how much money do you make nowadays? Is it kind of coming down, or is it stabilized or what? Oh, my God. Nowadays, much less.

than I used to make, unfortunately, because I'm a Zionist. You're not even making money from it. I know, I'm telling you. I know. It's unbelievable. It's completely authentic. Yeah, it costs money to be a jihadal Zionist. Wow.

I know. It really sucks. But I'm well invested. You're going to be rotting in hell. I already have. Well, spiritually. I mean physically when you're dead. Okay.

What's the best financial advice you'd give to a 600 pound mid-year? that is going to be the victim of a terrorist attack in 30 minutes. Is there a, oh, excuse, oh, sorry. What's the, what's the best financial advice I give them? Yeah, pull the mic closer to you. Well, sorry. Pardon, sir.

Okay. Am I sharing the mic, though? No. Oh, you sure? Yes. Okay. The best financial advice. I'm your biggest fan.

I've been watching your show for years. Look how young he is. Look how young he is. Does he look like he's 80 to you? Who is that? He's my fan. Who? This young kid. I don't think.

But this young gentleman is my... I'm gonna follow you to your house later and I love you. See? It's a young kid. He's a fan. Sounds like a fan. He's not on Facebook. Nice to meet you. What's your name?

My name's Jillian. What's your name? My name is skin removal. Oh no, he just left. He's actually... leaving. That was your biggest fan. Oh, shit. It's the only one I have these days

except my mom. He should have threw a flying knee at your dog. That would have been a good exit. Anyways, back to that question I asked. Right. I mean, I would look for a lawsuit if there was one. A lawsuit?

Yeah. You said financial advice. It's just been in a terror attack. You're going to sue the guy? No, no, no, no. No. Now, you said he needs financial advice. I'm suggesting

that if he's looking for financial advice, he's just been the victim. He's going to be the victim in 30 minutes. That's my point. Okay, so surely there was a breach and security of some kind and he could sue over it. And they'll settle just cause.

It's costs. He will be dead. No, he could survive it. And then if he does, you're actually making a good point. I didn't consider that he could be alive. This is what happens. Okay, fine. When you have life experience,

is I'm trying to tell you, this is why. You can be a jettled Zionist, make no money, and still be able to feed Yes. Because you invest well. Well, actually it does help you because actually no, it doesn't. I was going to say that's why your show still on air, but it doesn't. So you don't even get platformed by being a J.

J. I don't know. You're just running like everybody else, just a podcast on YouTube that nobody watches. I know. Yeah, you're not wrong. You really need to get something out of this. How do you think? You need to talk to somebody and if somebody knows them in this room, it's you. Okay.

Don't you know RFK? Yeah. If you're a health expert, why don't you help him? He sounds like a dying bug. I don't know that I can be helpful with something like that. Why? Do you think there's money in that for me? Or you're just suggesting that he could use the help?

Is he a friend of yours? No, believe it or not. I am answering honestly, no, I barely know the guy. I've met him only for work stuff. I do like helping people. So do them a favor. Yeah? Do him a favor?

You can't. I think I know people that are trying to help him with like stem cells and things like that. Yeah. What to replace his brain? Does it fix the voice situation? I'm serious. Yes. No?

If he's going to use stem cells for something, I feel like he has bigger concerns. It's possible. Wait a, wait, wait, wait a, wait a, wait a, wait a way, wait a way to do they. So maybe, maybe the stem cells will help with everything. Or maybe he'll just form into a fetus. Staples' preferred business membership built for busy business owners, because because you've got bigger things to think about. With Staples Preferred, get free delivery.

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Well, who knows? The rising tide something with ships. No, no, no, no, not the same mechanism at all. Do you agree more with the Republican sentiment of less regulation except for things they don't like, or the Democrat sentiment of more regulations besides for things they think should be allowed? The Republican one. Less regulation except for stuff you don't like.

And what stuff do you not like? Corporate America. No, really. You're like anti-billionaire? That would be shocking. No, I would like to see big ag regulated, big food regulated, big pharma regulated. Okay, that makes sense. Are you like a big fan of Elon?

Not really a big fan of anybody. But you like him. When you get to be my age, you appreciate that there's good and bad in everyone and you tend to go issue by issue. Because if you went all or nothing, you'd have zero friends. That's not an answer to my question. This is an answer. There are things he does that I think are great. There are things he does that I'm like, I don't know about that.

I guess if I had to say, like, is there more good than bad? Unquestionably, in my opinion, with Elon Musk, there's more good than bad. But if you said the same thing about me, it's like there's things that people hate. Maybe there's a few things they like. I hope that for the majority there's more good than bad. But it's debatable, actually. Is a man allowed to cry if his whole family is murdered? 100%.

But doesn't that make him a bitch? I don't think it really matters. that scenario, you know? I don't think anyone's judging. He will become demasculate or emasculated. I think he gets a pass. From who? From a lesbian woman? From everybody. It's not going to get him very far.

You're not going to give him a pass? Because, guys, I have a pass to cry from a lesbian Zionist. They're probably going to kick his teeth out. You're not going to give him a pass? No. What do you mean you're not going to give? His whole family just got killed. What does that have to do with me?

Listen, you little nihilist, you got to give him a pass. This is what's wrong with your whole generation because you're full-blown black pillars. Come on, give the man a pass. Can you refrain from using terms like that? I could try. Makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Then maybe I won't.

What's the point of eating healthy to live longer when you can just take the healthy pill that guarantees you live until 120? Oh, there's no point then if that's the case. Does that pill exist? Yes, he does. He's the one from the government. How do I get that pill?

They're giving it out, I think. No, they're not. I would be the first. You're telling me that there's a, if there's a pill. But they don't need your help anymore once that exists. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I told you I'm already wealthy. I don't care.

This is the whole point. That's the point of having money and then investing. Now you're just bragging. You don't give a shit. At least I'm not pretending to be modest. That's even more fucking annoying. Are those celebrities are like, oh, I don't like capitalism, but they have millions of dollars on the bank.

Like, what an asshole. No, I don't do that. You just turn that into a pro-capitalism thing. Damn, pro-capitalism. It's like I'm talking to Grock. That's not a compliment, by the way. It's actually a really big insult. Really?

Which one would be a compliment, Gemini? None of them. It would be a compliment to say you're talking to a robot. AI is going to be so much smarter than all of us put together. And now you're also pro-A. Wow. I told you there's good and bad and everything. You're going to learn this and get old.

I know. You're very wise. I am very wise. One day I hope to be as smart as you. Anyways, back to that. That brain cook a little more like I told you. You're right. If my brain starts cooking itself, then maybe I will end up like that. Anyways, back to the healthy pill.

Yes, I'm so sorry. Wait, you said there's a pill. Hold on, hold on, hold on. So you're saying there's a hypothetical pill. I don't believe it's a hypothetical. I believe they're about to be done producing it. And I'll live to 120? Yes.

I could eat whatever I want. Essentially. Who in the world would not take that bill? Maybe it'll cost a lot of money, who knows? I just told you that's not an issue. For you, yes, but for the average person. They're not my problem, are they? Should they only give it to the rich?

Yeah. Those who can afford it. What is the best way to make $1,500 bucks a month? Hmm. Well, there's a lot of different ways to make $1,500 a month. sports betting. That one of your sponsors? No.

It's one of mine. Is it really? Yeah. Shut up. Is it a... Not them, but I'm going to believe that. They wouldn't get any airtime. Okay.

Whoever buys it only gets airtime on the ad spot. Got it. Okay. And if they're not buying an ad spot, then of course they don't get airtime anywhere. No, you're right. That was irresponsible with me. Sorry.

What is the best health advice you would give to long neck? I don't know. No long neck. I heard about him though. Yeah. Is he real or is he mythical? No, he's real.

He's my next guest. What does he look like? He's about... With a long neck. He has a very long neck. He's about 60 pounds. He probably has some form of either condition or extreme eating disorder. Oh, because yeah, because he's 60 pounds.

He's 5'6. I mean, he's like thinner than this paper. I'm not joking. Okay, so what advice would I give him? Eat? Yeah, but he probably has... has a condition where he can't he's constantly high he's constantly high he's getting beat up by his friends on instagram and he doesn't even get any views anymore doing it

shit that's rough you know what advice i give him you're going to tell him to delete himself oh yeah you figured it out i know i know i know so what advice would you give him oh what advice i said eat more eat more what if he does this workout i guess other people could do this workout as Well, you let me know if you think it's effective. Okay. The hell, the handwriting worse than my two kids. Daily workout, deadlift, two sets of two push-ups, five squats, quarter pound of cheese-its. You know what's interesting?

You didn't put a Z on the end of Cheez-It. Cheez-It. Have you heard about that with the Mandela effect? Like some people think it has a Z at the end. Not just a Cheez-It. Yeah, you're absolutely right. Five compound lifts. Three sets of one isolate.

movement. I mean, not bad. So he should try that out? I can do better, but yeah, it's not bad. But why would he try that out if his main problem is eating? He needs to gain weight. You're actually giving him horrible advice. No, no, no, no, no. That's your advice. No, it's not. I asked if this would be good for him. I didn't say he should do it. That's not your writing? It is my writing. Oh, but you weren't going to suggest it to him is what you're saying. Yeah. If he ate enough. You cannot eat. He has some form of condition, obviously. I mean, the guy's high all the time.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Why don't we just put him on like Deca? What is that? It's a steroid. Winstrel. He'll gain weight.

Actually, don't really mess around with those things, but I think so. I mean, there's also something to consider, which is that he's extremely fragile. You start injecting on the steroids and might collapse. So you're saying you could die if we put him on steroids? It's very likely.

I mean, I mean, if that's the case, then that's the case. You know. So that's it. He's screwed? No, no. I'm saying let's try some steroids and some food. And if he dies, he dies.

Then put him down. Mm-mm. I didn't say put him down. I want to kill your dog. He's pissing me off. I hate dogs. You have no idea. Oh, my goodness.

I've had that poor little thing for like five days. You said he's from Lebanon. You should send him back there. Can you believe I didn't get an Israeli dog? Got a fucking Arab dog. He probably is. You're probably lying to me. I probably am lying to you.

I know. Yeah. For everyone who thinks we're totally insane, the dog came from a rescue in Lebanon, which is a separate story that I won't bore the hell out of your watchers on. But yes, and I cannot leave the dog alone because apparently Spaniels howl quite loudly. It's not appreciated. Okay, well, that's it. I have to put it with long neck now

and I want to the dog out of my studio. Thanks for the time. Thanks for coming. Appreciate it. All right, guys. Do I get to see the kid again, the skinny kid? No?