The Matan Show - Matan Confronts Payton Talbott For Being a Closeted G*y

Episode Date: January 4, 2026

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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Peyton Talbo. Welcome in, please. And for today's co-host, we have my manager, ViroFlooring. Welcome in ViroFlooring. You wanted him to go in first? Was that like a thing because you wanted to sit in that chair over there? I know you mentioned that.

Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. He just beat me to it. Because he would have beat me up, and you wouldn't have had a mic, so that kind of would have messed up the show. I think it would have gotten you some more views maybe If you didn't have a mic You were just talking You got beat up by him

If he, no, he won't do it on camera Unless he feels like it Interesting Yeah so please Just pull the mic close to you And introduce yourself Tell them a little bit about And all that one

My name's Peyton Nice to meet you Well yeah I just said your name But maybe tell them a little bit about yourself What you do for leaving all that stuff. I'm 27 years old. I was born in Las Vegas. I like to listen to music. I've been playing a lot of overwatch lately. And yeah, I'm in LA for the week. And what, you know, people know you obviously as a UFC fighter. Okay. What are some of the other things people might know you from?

I mean, yeah, most people probably know me as a UFC fighter. I think what, yeah, what else would they know me? Well, I was going to say, you know, because you have some haters. Why do you have to say to your haters who call you a bad fighter? Some call you an annoying person and even gay? I would just say keep it coming. The hate only strengthens me. But obviously that last thing isn't true, right?

Which one? The gay thing, kind of a nasty thing to say. about somebody. Is it nasty? Is being gay nasty or is it a nasty thing to say? No, is it a nasty thing to say? That's a nasty thing to say, hey, you're gay? Why do you think that? Would it be nasty to go and say, hey, you're ugly? Yeah, but gay doesn't mean ugly. I'm not saying that it's a synonym. Well, it kind of is, at least in my head. But you know, you... You know what I mean. I'm saying it's not something that would be nice to say. You wouldn't go up to a random guy and say, hey, you're gay.

Well, yeah, you wouldn't because you wouldn't because you're gay. You know, you wouldn't because you're you don't know. I'm saying, so these people don't know you. You can know if somebody's ugly at a glance. You wouldn't know if somebody's dumb, but you wouldn't go up to somebody and go, hey, you're a dumb ass, right?

Yeah, but I just don't think that being gay is much of an insult. You would go up to just a random guy and call them gay? If they were gay, well, I mean, it's just what they are. I don't think I would really explicitly say that. It's just like, you're a boy,

or like, you're a boy with black hair. It's just like a state of being So you don't view being gay As a negative connotation I just don't really see it as an insult Okay So what's your response to those people then Some say you're a bad fighter

Some say you're annoying Some even say you're gay It seems like you don't really care about the gay thing No I mean I just don't I wouldn't really have a response honestly To any of it No I mean I guess my response to the fighting thing Would be that I would just continue to fight

and just put on good performances. What's the second thing? Some said you're annoying. Okay, well, if you think of annoying, then... I don't really have much to say about that. I just feel like, all right. I think that's really a thing you can respond to. I personally think you're a pretty good fighter.

I was just looking to make sure about the last thing, but you're kind of beating around the bush about it. Do you think of beating around the bush? It might sound like it. Because you turned it into things like it's not even an insult. I mean, I guess if that's how you want to answer it. I don't even have any... It's just like not...

I mean, if you want to ask me if I'm gay or not, you can ask me. Are you gay? No. Okay. Cool. But, like, why the nuts? Because it's like you told me something good. Oh, because I was honest with you.

No. To your knowledge, I was honest to you. Yeah, but honest, you know, if you told me you were gay and I was honest, I wouldn't have given you knock. Oh, so you have like an internal lie detector test. You knew that I was telling you the truth. No, you told me something that I like to hear That made me more comfortable to be around you All right

Heard Yeah If somebody paid you over $300 to take a dive Would you do it 300? Over 300 Could be like 305 No

Really? No I thought that the whole thing Is that the UFC The fighters are complaining about their pay And now you finally have the opportunity To take a dive and you don't do it No

No, I wouldn't. No, I don't really complain about the pay. I don't get the complaints about the pay. Yeah. Yeah, I just, you know, that is a thing, but I don't really... You say they pay you well? Well, I mean, it's just like, we don't really do it for the money. And if you do do it for the money, then, like, there's plenty better ways to make money.

And, uh, I don't know. I just see the fight. Well, maybe some of them are really just only good at fighting, but they're not great at anything else. No, I don't buy that. I don't buy that. I don't buy that. Anybody that says that I don't buy it, you're a liar. What about in Ghana?

I mean, like, not only is he probably good at fighting better than he is at anything else. I mean, he was living in, like, the jungle. So he kind of had to get good at something, like, physical. There's no... If he got good at computer programming, even if he could find a computer that worked where he was from, it's not like they're recruiting people from the jungle. Yeah, he could have done, like, rebar, like, construction or something, though. Yeah, but then he would have made, like, $3 a year.

Nope. Those guys make good money. Not in the jungle where he's from. Okay. Well, neither do fighters in the jungle. Okay, but if you're a fighter in the jungle, then you'll fight somebody from a city and then you can end up living in a city. If you're, they're not going to poach good rebar workers and bring them to New York, you know what I mean? You don't think so? I don't think so. I don't think I've ever heard of that. That would be pretty funny.

That'd be like a funny idea for a movie, I guess. Yeah. The movie ends with the guy like living low class, but he's like able to barely afford rent. Yeah, you should write that. no it does i mean it sounds funny but it doesn't sound like all that like in ghanu has a much better story you know what i mean yeah it all comes down to casting that's what it always comes down to i heard a conspiracy theory that in gano took a fall during the anthony joshua fight do you believe that why i didn't even see the fight but i did see anthony joshua knock out jake paul and

yeah i heard the jac paul took a fall well he fell down didn't he he did fall down so he wouldn't He also broke his jaw in two places. So that's what I'm saying. This theory would actually be right that Jake Paul took a fall. Yes, he did take a, he took a major fall. Whether it was intentional, I don't think so. I wasn't implying anything like that. I was just asking if you would take a fall for $300 for over $300.

No, I wouldn't. Wow, he has quicker reflexes than you. You're a fighter and he's like 200 pounds. We got an hour, though. We got an hour. why did you try stealing that from him though I don't know it didn't make him mad yeah but now he's gonna beat me up for that after the show

oh see he knows he knows I'm gonna steal that chair immediately the chair or the seat if you steal the seat you're not gonna have a mic and then we're not gonna be able to hear anything you're saying no you can move this thing he's pretty bad you're gonna end up ripping it apart anyways is it true that you said you a sotid aden Ross

I don't think it was sexual sly. He didn't that what he said he's going to hire a lawyer? No, he said he was going to sue me because it... Yeah, for sexual asses, right? Yeah. Yeah, so I guess he did accuse me of sexual assault. Did you do that or no? I mean, I don't think it was sexual assault.

And in case anybody doesn't know what we're talking about, what exactly did he accuse you of doing? Well, allegedly, I sent a picture my balls to him. So that kind of goes back a little to the first thing. I mean, that's kind of like a little gay, right? Well, I mean, you could call it gay or you could call it funny. But why wouldn't you just send him a picture of somebody else's? I mean, I guess then you'd have to look up on a line.

Well, I mean, how does he even know that they were mine? Well, you just said they were. I said allegedly. Yeah, but I mean, that's not even alleged. He probably has like a screenshot of it. He doesn't. You can ask him. No, I mean, there's an option to just view it once.

Oh, I understand. you didn't send them a picture I got my manager's calling you hello what did you put in the code yeah yeah just walk to the right of the Prius do you want to go greet him

should I go get him you can go grab him just move that camera the one by the door just move that camera the one by the door okay do you want to come back in? Oh yeah. I don't know maybe if I'm like a little like out of touch.

Am I supposed to know who that is? No. Well, I already told you who it is. No, but like is he famous? No. Do you want to sit on the floor? You could just, you could sit on this right here if you want. Is that a no go?

Yeah, just... Set this up, yeah. It's best, man. It's best, bad. No, no, no. No, no. Well, you stole my seat, but now he doesn't have anywhere to sit, so I still want. You can sit right here, Ryan.

You didn't get all the way through. Yeah, I know, but he just can't sit down. You can try, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. See, I'm the real winner. I just won big time. Now I got to buy two tables.

I don't know if it's about winning or losing. Yes, it is. What do you, what do you think about Eric Andre? Well, usually I don't break the tables. Usually. Go! Oh, you're pissing him off. He's gonna beat me up for that.

You guys are punishing me, yeah. Go! Go! Go! I'm gonna get attacked for this. he's fucking that thing up hey help him out a little ryan no yeah you're right he's got to do it

what did you just bring this guy here to upset my manager all right I think yeah I think you did it so is this where you want to sit for the rest of the show I mean unless we play a little musical chairs again I get Ryan you can just stand there or yeah wherever's yeah maybe just just pop a squat yeah yeah what do you think of air all right yeah I said yeah I look good so what do you

think of Eric Andre well yeah I said usually I don't break the chairs, I mean, the tables, but I feel like my hand was kind of forced there. But how do you feel about him? People have said that my stuff is similar to his, but I feel my stuff is much more serious, you know. He's funny, but I feel mine is more focused on the finance and the business stuff in going on in the world. Okay. I don't really like to play around or make jokes. See, I've been asking you serious stuff about...

He's a big joker. Say, a little of so you want to go back to that about the Aiden Raw? If you have anything else to ask about it. Well, I don't know. You basically admitted it, but I don't know. Well, I said allegedly, I sent him what I sent. But, you know, I think I could have said no. A lot of people have been telling me like, hey, man, you could have just said no, but.

No to what? To his question, he was asking me to stream. So he asked you to do a live stream and you sent him a picture of your genitals? Allegedly. Allegedly, I sent him a picture of two balls. Why would you do that, allegedly? Because I allegedly didn't want to say no. But why would you want to say no?

He doesn't he have a lot of money? He could pay you? I don't give a fuck about that. The tradeoff wouldn't have been nice. That's Charlie Zellonoff. Oh, yes. Yeah, bring this guy. Bring this guy. I've been trying, I've been waiting.

I'm 300 and no. I'm champions of the world. I'll fuck you up. I've been waiting to have a staring content. Don't blink. Don't blink. He blinked. 3001.

Charlie Z is actually my favorite fighter. Why are you guys destroying my set? I had to pay for these. They were almost usable a minute ago, right? You put the cinder block through that. No, I didn't. I'm going to sue you like Aiden. He has a little more money, so it might not really work.

Yeah, I mean, you're up against my team. I don't know if you're going to win. Well, I thought you were going to bring in somebody that, like, I was going to, like, attack me or something. or that might literally just be your manager. Yeah. I told you he was my manager. Hey guys, sorry for the interruption.

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It's kind of sad, actually. Are you not scared of that happening to you? Actually, I am. Yeah, that's a good question, yeah. I mean, it's, I went to school for psychology, so I, you know, took a lot of neuroscience classes. That's bullshit stuff. You got a fake degree. Yeah, it's nonsense.

Really? Yeah. It's almost as bad as philosophy. I don't know. I think you could take some good lessons from some of those teaching. It's all bullshit. It's like feminist propaganda. It's making people gay.

It's making people gay. That's what I heard. I hope that I didn't work on you. But you've, I mean, you've said some gay stuff this show. You've been said allegedly you. I'm just saying it's like,

it would be no shocker if it came out that you were gay if you took psychology classes. That's what they're doing. They're messing up your brain. They're messing up the brain functions. I heard that they put a little rock. They end up blocking. Because, you know,

genetically, obviously the normal thing is to be straight. So I heard they put a little rock. in between, the curvature of your brain, the straight part, and that's what ends up making them gay. Oh, I didn't know about that. And then your brain will go around it, and then when these people have children, they'll end up being gay as well.

Oh, so it's like a genetic thing. Yeah, they're messing people's genetics because they want to destroy the world. Okay. So that's why calling somebody gay could actually be insulting because you're essentially saying they have a messed up brain. Yeah, or genetics. It's almost like racism, right?

I mean, but in context, that could make sense too, no? What, racism? Well, let's say it's like some guy cuts you off in traffic. It's not reasonable to be upset. I mean, yeah. So that's what I'm saying. It just depends on the situation. Not that I know how to drive or whatever, say something racist, to somebody like you,

because you seem to be mixed. Yeah, you as well. I'm mixed? Well, you think I'm black No, I think you're Jewish No, I'm not I think you're part Jewish I'm German

I think you actually are part Jewish No, I'm not No, you can't run away from it I think you're not I'm actually I think you're half Jewish And half Asian No, I'm not

I'm half German No, I think you are No, I'm not I'm half Spanish Like from Spain You're definitely not Spanish I'm a Spaniard Not like Spanish

Like those people Who eat leaves No, you're Asian and Jewish No, I'm not That's insane That's horrible Yeah we'll finish what you're saying

you want to throw all these insults at me no no that's not an insult I just I'm just guessing you're that's actually racist saying that that's an insult against too against Jewish people yeah okay well that's the truth that's what I mean in some context

you have to be honest okay well you're not being very honest about what about me saying about your ethnicity I'm German Spaniard okay my people conquered I guess it's just a state of being

my people conquered the Native Americans here taught him a lesson you don't respect my people my culture yeah I'm Asian I've never even got that before I can smell it on you

like you're not gonna get it when I smell like fucking meat of domesticated animals no you just smell like you're Asian I don't know what that means but we'll move on once a fighter achieves a lifelong goal of earning the UFC championship

should they then isolate themselves, starve themselves because there's nothing left to live for. I mean, I don't know about starving and isolating, but... Because they've achieved their goal, they might as well just lay down until they collapse.

You don't think there's anything more than a UFC belt? Probably not for people who's goal is to become a champion. You're going to achieve your life goal at like 29 years old, and then you have 60 more years of just reminiscing on that. I do think that that's a pretty tough way to live I think a lot of fighters live that way

A lot of athletes in general I mean this would apply to like NBA champions You know they might as well You might as well just Is it not fine Well the ones that make it I mean the ones that do get the gold And the taste of glory

Yeah I'm saying there's not much You know to live for after that Yeah Yeah I could see that I mean that's that's my big thing as to why That's not like a huge goal of mine Because I feel like it's a little

People get fixated on the end destination. I feel like the journey. So you don't really care to be a UFC champ. You just want to fight and stuff? Yeah, I'm doing it to fight and I enjoy fighting, you know. People that are like so fixated on, you know, the belt, I get it. And I understand that like, you know, that's like the end goal. But if your mind is completely there, you're taking yourself out of the present. Maybe you're coping because you know you might not get there. So you're having a predestined cope. Yeah, maybe maybe it's like some psychology. That could be, that could be true. Yeah. In case I never win. Yeah. But yeah, I think also,

It's just like, I just really enjoy the present moment as to where I'm at. And the majority of your career isn't going to be having the belt, even if you do win it. So it's like, you're doing yourself a disservice of being so fixated on that. A really good fighter could. Like John Jones has had a belt majority of his career. Has he? Yeah, I would think so, right? Well, yeah, I guess with that long hiatus with Aspinall or whatever.

Well, I'm not saying majority of his life, majority of his career. Yeah, yeah, majority of his career. I feel like, but on average, though, that's not the case. you're so fixated on the belt, I get it if that helps you mentally try to get there, but I feel like you're just not really enjoying when you're not there. I love where I'm at. Moral of the story. Right. Why do you think that imposter is pretending to be BJ Penn's mother? Yeah, I mean, hopefully they get to the bottom of it. Following up, should BJ Penn have a gun?

Probably not. Why is that? He needs to defend himself from that imposter. pretending to be his mother. Yeah. I don't think the imposter is armed though, so he probably doesn't need to be armed. The imposter allegedly killed all of his family members, and he's now stealing all of the stuff in his possession. With a gun? I mean, it doesn't matter what they used to kill them if they killed his brothers and sisters.

I don't think he said that they killed him. That's what I think he said. I think they switched them out. No, well. Yeah, I think they're like... What does that imply? Well, they could be, like, kidnapped somewhere. They might not be dead

I think he said I think he said That his family was killed By his mother who was allegedly Oh well I didn't hear that Just a random woman he found on LinkedIn He's just harassing Well hopefully she's alive and well

And he finds her His mother? Yeah Yeah whoever he's saying is So who do you think this person really is This imposter Um I don't know

You have any ideas He's playing tennis He's trying to exercise Because he's a little overweight he doesn't even have a good swing yeah that's not a good swing I think my manager would stomp him in tennis yeah I don't know

maybe maybe uh... what else is there on that Wii game tennis Tabal tennis, boxing. I don't know if you should do some boxing, but... Yeah, baseball. Can I see your baseball swing? Does it hurt when you get punched during a fight? Not often, no. I think I can remember, like, a handful of times that I actually, like, thought how.

So what, I mean, what does that mean? So when a guy usually punches you, just because of the adrenaline or what's the... Yeah, yeah, I think you see adrenaline. And sometimes it kind of wakes me up, honestly. Like I get hit a couple times I'm like, all right, you know. Why wouldn't you maybe just take a five-hour energy before the fight so you're really awake?

Because then my heart would probably explode. No, it won't. People take fat people with heart problems take that. It's actually been medically scientifically proven to be extremely healthy. Well, I don't really, I mean, I think I'm doing okay. I don't think I need really any action. But could you imagine how much more powerful fighters would be

if they were just stacking up a bunch of those before the fight? Because it's not outlawed. you're really allowed to do it. It might be more entertaining. I personally think we should be allowed to take whatever we want. Steroids, peptides, PRP, just everything. Oh, you think it should be allowed. Huh?

White monsters especially. Is that not allowed? No, we can't have any caffeine in the locker room. But yeah, no, steroids and peptides, definitely not. No, I'm being dead serious. So they probably wouldn't allow five-hour energy. No, you could sneak it in, but they wouldn't allow it if they saw it. Would they be upset if you started chocking a bunch right as you were doing the

Yeah, they'd say stop that. You can't do that. They'd probably take it away. They'd say, hey, stop that. Lock it off. Why? Because they don't want fighters to do well. They want to keep them low level so they can beat them up in the back mentally.

Yeah, maybe you're on to something there. I'll give you like $200 if before your next fight you drink seven of them. No, you're going to have to up that number a little bit. I don't really have that much capital, but I think, you know what actually is... I mean, you have more. You're on the come-up. You used to only have $20. now you got $200.

Well, I don't really, I'm not going to end up paying you anything because if you drink seven of them, your heart is going to explode. So it's actually, I could offer you like a million bucks right now. It really wouldn't matter. Yeah, well, you have to pay me up front. And, yeah, like, I'll give you a contract. But I'll leave a little clause in there that says, if I get fucked over and you lose the fight, the money comes back to me.

That's why I said this guy is Jewish. No, I'm not. Yep. Definitely Jewish. He doesn't even have anything to say about that. Because it's disgusting. And you know what? You're trying to make me look bad in front of my audience.

And this is everybody... Just be nicer to yourself. Everybody comes on my show and says I'm Jewish and I have to keep denying it and I'm coming up with all these excuses like I'm German and it's like I'm tired of it. How about I even... How about I'm just white?

And I believe in white people. White isn't really a race though. Yes, it is. It's coming up. It's coming back. White isn't race. Why calling somebody white is lazy I'm white is that lazy to call myself white

Yep there should be well it's also just a lie because you're Jewish No I'm not and you know what as a matter of fact there should be two two different races Let's make it simple white and bad How about that? We send all the bad people to Israel Or you think about that we could send like half of you in Israel We can smell it on you maton we'll let you have it though We could send your your upper torso to Israel Are you on board with that?

No. Why? Because I'd like my upper torso. I want to keep it. Yeah, but that's the point I'm saying because you're mixed. Us white people, we want a country to ourselves. Why does everybody get a country to themselves besides white people? They don't.

Other people don't? Yeah, I mean, the whole world is a melting pot at this point. No, it's not. Definitely is. How many foreign countries have you been to? Like, two? But... It's not that many.

Yeah, I've been to the UK and it's a nightmare. I don't like the UK either, but there's still other races. Why don't you like it? You would have liked the UK 70 years ago when it was just British people shooting each other over... I don't think I would like it then either. Yes, you would. Remember when cream cheese and jelly on a roll was big? I think that's still big.

You know what that does to your system? What is it there? Poppy seed roll, 16 ounce coke. The failed drug test? Nothing beats cream, cheese, and jelly for breakfast on a roll. All right. Should animal shelters work with food banks and give them the corpses of dead dogs to feed homeless people? Wait, say that again.

Should homeless shelters work with dead dogs to feed people? With food banks and give the corpses of dead dogs to feed homeless people. Oh man, people are not going to like this. Because you agree with me. No, I don't necessarily agree with you. I mean, the distribution to the homeless is like kind of making it weird. But honestly, I mean, we eat things all the time. We eat organisms all the time.

So the fact that we're attached to dogs and we have them as pets is like what prevents us from eating it. But meat is meat at the end of the day. And when something's dead, it's reduced to meat. Yeah, I agree. I don't really feel weird about eating anything as long as it's meat. now that's a gay company tried sneaking in something gay right there that's a gay thing

I'm not even trying to catch you I think you were doing that on purpose no I really wasn't I really wasn't that's the problem too I think that's why this is a thing is because I walk into these comments

who's that guy who's that yeah you know what you did don't look at me like that you know exactly what you did 3002 You're not Charlie Z Charlie Z wouldn't lose at a staring contest

That's really terrible No, that's not him Yeah, yeah, he thinks that he's Charlie Z But no, me and Ryan actually know Charlie Z very well I just took a punch from the goat You know he beat up Floyd Mayweather And Wilder Yeah Floyd Sr. too

He did you see the punch he gave him Don't believe this guy Charlie Z is out there doing That's the real Charlie Zelenoff. He's not over here. He's probably going to punch of Domino's employee in like three minutes. No, definitely not. Not as well as Charlie Zee.

Yeah, Charlie Zia is great. Would it be beneficial for a fighter if they were gay since their opponent would be uncomfortable during ground and pound in other situations? They wouldn't really want to wrestle them. Honestly, I think there actually was like a gay fighter that was fully out of the closet and everything like he was gay.

And I don't know how well he did. I think his name's like Jeff Molina or something. He doesn't compete anymore, but I mean, you should go watch his tape. That would... Is that a gay thing again? Like a sacked tape this guy ad? Why would I want to watch that? No, none of the stuff, like the UFC fight.

Okay, so watch it like his highlights? Yeah. Yeah, but if he wasn't a good fighter, I'm not saying that if you're a bad fighter, it'll make you a great fighter. I'm just saying that it will be beneficial. Maybe so. You know, I think if somebody's that volatile during a fight, they should probably lose anyway. What does that mean?

Well, I mean, I don't know. I've fought some, like, pretty smelly dudes in the cage. Like, you smell them, and it just is awful. Oh, I was going to ask. That hasn't really deterred me from winning. Would it be helpful to rub shit all over yourself before a fight? No, because it would make you slippery. But maybe if you didn't want to get grappled.

It would be very helpful, especially for strikers. Yeah, but they frisk you, like, pretty hard when you walk into the cage. They really, like, pat you down and make sure there's nothing on you. Yeah, but it's more so just about the smell. Like, what are they going to put deodor in on you? I'm saying, like, three hours before the fight, you rub dog shit all over yourself. And, I mean, I'm sure they'll wipe you down and get it off of you. But when you're, if it's three hours later, it's going to be helpful.

Yeah. I don't know. I did. I fought one guy that smelled really, really bad. Who was that? It was when I was an amateur. Okay. And I remember I faced off with him.

And I literally, like, I don't know if he did this on purpose, but he, like, hit me with a little breath bomb and it was like the worst thing I've ever smelled it was so bad and then you did you because of that

no no I won but he really better than he would have yeah I mean yeah looking back on that fight I should have beat that dude up worse so that's what I'm saying it was actually really well

maybe maybe you're on to something so maybe try that out yeah hey can you have that chair oh yeah this guy man oh yeah There's one right there.

Yeah, why didn't we grab that at the beginning? There's another table, too. Good to ruin my whole set over nothing. Can you bring the table? I don't bring the table. Can you grab the table? No, just the chair. Now, you, yeah, you leave that there.

Do you believe in, like, birth charge and all that? shit, birth charts? Like astrology? Yeah, yeah. No, I think it's a massive scam. Really? So you don't know anything? No, but I think there's something to when you're born during the year and the seasons, yeah. Do you really believe that? Yeah, what I just said.

I thought maybe you were kidding. No, I think it's just craziness. It's usually something that like women believe. It's kind of, I would just honestly, so they can sell them little rocks? Yeah, I mean, there's probably some of, some financial gain to stand behind it, but I do think that the time of year

you're born has influence over you. Like, you're probably a Taurus. Yeah, I don't know. My birthday's late April. Yeah. So probably, but... Yeah, that's Taurus. What would be the influence it has on you? Well, they say Tauruses are like grounded. Yeah. Stubborn. Smart and persistent. So that's like, seems like you a little bit.

Yeah, but that's such a nonsense like description of somebody. That could apply to just about everybody. Well, you are, though. It's very obvious. Okay, but I don't know what he is, and all of those would apply to him too. And, like, April 23rd is, like, very tourist. What's more important, the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean?

The motion of the ocean is always more important. Never underestimate the ocean. That's not what I meant. How to think about it a little bit? The motion in the ocean is more important. I answered your question. There were two answers. and I picked one of them.

What do you mean by that? Why do you pick that answer? Because you can never underestimate the motion of the ocean. Remember when cream, cheese, and jelly was on a roll was big? You know what that does to your system? Wait, say that again? Poppy seed bagel with a 16 ounce Coke. Nobody eats cream cheese and jelly for breakfast on a roll anymore.

No more. What is with that? What is that bit that you're doing? What? I'm reading your statement. I know. What about it? What is one move people can learn to knock out any UFC fighter?

Probably the one where you whip out a 9mm and shoot him in the chest. No, but that's using another item. I'm saying like a fighting move to take down any UFC fighter. I don't know if there is one. Probably a sneak attack from behind us. No, in a fair fight. You could ask my manager. He probably knows.

Are you a fighter? Are you like an influencer? Do I am I supposed to know him from somewhere? Why do you keep asking or something? You bring a criminal into my place? No, this is just Ryan, my manager. There's nothing to gain from him being here. He's just my manager. This doesn't make any sense.

I feel like I'm supposed to know him from somewhere. He looks like that guy who used to be a Nelk. Are you from Nelk? Are you friends with Stiney the dumbass? You don't like that guy? I know him. He's a real fucking friend. fool he's a whatever guy he's just i know he's gonna see this so i like to

you see the quake though and yes you see the quake the quake yeah the quake yeah the quake what does that mean we we made you double down on it he didn't want to double down on it he said well he's gonna see this no i'm saying that that's why i'm saying he's a dumb ass so he sees it you're getting the complete wrong oh so you want him to think that yeah exactly I think he's a dumbass. I just said it like five times. I brought it up. All right.

Same page. What is the biggest number? The biggest number is nine. No, it's not true. Well, you asked me. That's actually one of the smallest numbers. It's definitely not. There's only eight numbers smaller than it.

All eight numbers are smaller than it. But ten is much larger than it. Ten is just one and zero. What is the biggest number? Nine. Not individual number. Like, you know, like 10 million, he's way bigger. I answered your question.

Yeah, but you got it wrong. No, you just don't like how simple it was. That's true. What are we going into the negatives? This is the math guy you're talking to. He probably knows better than me. That guy's from Nelk. I'm telling you. I don't know if you don't know who that is if he gave you a fake name. I know him. I've seen him on YouTube. What YouTube are you watching?

I saw him on the YouTube shorts. Him? Yeah, a Nalk. You're being dead serious. Yeah. You got a doppelganger out there. Don't you have like a ton of money from your sharing Happy Dad? I don't know why.

He actually doesn't. I know him. I've seen him on YouTube. This is an OG YouTube. Mine's tricking you. Why don't you infuse your bones with adamantium like the Wolverine? Because then you will never lose a fight. Now, why don't I just not do this?

that and never lose a fight. Haven't you already lost a fight? I have, well, from this moment on. Because then it's a little risky, I mean, you've already, I'm not trying to insult you here, you've already shown that you could lose a fight. Yeah, I have. Yeah, but if you were made out of a fictional metal, then it's almost entirely impossible that you would lose a fight.

Well, I probably wouldn't really be able to make weight, because metal's pretty heavy. Yeah, so maybe fighting a higher weight class, maybe heavy weight? Those boys hit too hard. Yeah, but you'll be made out of metal. Their hand will just shatter. I don't know about that there's still a flesh below the or beneath the metal

my brain would just be hitting a metal skull it would probably be worse well yeah you're gonna end up like Tito Ortiz or something you think so if you do this idea yeah but you'll be the undisputed goat I guess it's like a trade off it is a bit of a trade off I hope I don't end up like that

I hope I'd I mean if I'm if I start talking like that I hope one of my I hope my manager here kind of snaps me out of it. Like, what does that mean? Like, he gets you better, he takes your life. No, no, he just is like, hey, man, you got to cut this out. You're starting to talk like an idiot.

Yeah, I think it's way too far gone at that point. Once you start talking like that, you think he's going to be able to pull you out? Yeah, probably. I don't think I've taken much head damage though thus far. Yeah, yeah, maybe I only have a couple more in me. Who knows? You have to leave?

I'm talking about fights. I don't understand what you're saying. Like, he's... That's your manager. That's that YouTuber. No, he's not. Can I get a picture with you after we're done shooting the episode? I'm a big fan.

How old are you? I'm 18. Yeah. Okay. Why did you laugh at that? April 23rd, 2007. That would be 18. Yeah.

Younger than 18? That's probably a compliment because my mind is so advanced. Can I? I know he's not going to answer me, but can you pull his hat off? I want to see what's going on out of there. Alright, well that shit, we have to film with longneck now.