The Matan Show - Matan Confronts Ray J About The Kim Kardashian Situation

Episode Date: August 2, 2026

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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Regie. Welcome in. Thanks for coming. Thanks, man. For today's co-host, we have Virofrooring. Welcome in Vara flooring. Thanks, man. How are you, man?

Bless us to you, man. I think actually he wasn't even slapping me away. He was giving me like a bigger fist bump. Like, I'm really cool. It's a different kind of friendship that I think you guys have. And I'm cool with that. See, now I'm really cool. He did it even harder to show that I'm the coolest my fiss out there.

Wow, that's it. I think that's it. We're good. We're good. We're good. Yeah, I do a lot of shows where we fight a lot, so I just want to have a good time today. But with us, you don't know if it's real or fake because we're white, so there's at least a chance that it's fake. I never thought about it like it was fake. Well, it's not, I'm saying, but you might not know for sure. We're on those other ones, you can be pretty sure that it's real. Well, I never thought about it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, can you introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you and I'll know that one?

Hi, my name is Ray J. My d'i is big on camera. It's small in person. Everything is smaller. Everything is at least 10 pounds smaller than what you see on TV. So I do have a small. And my real name, for everybody that wants to know, is Willie Ray Norwood, Jr. Why did you introduce yourself talking about your genitals?

I know that's where a lot of people know you from. Exactly. Exactly. And so you said some people might not know me. Yeah. So I went global. So if I, if I hit my face and I put my shit out, I will be extremely popular here. Right. And so that's the, that's the wave of what's happening. Well, maybe not on my show, but I think you should try that out on somebody else's. Maybe a live stream in public. No, I think it worked here. No, I think we'll pass on that. Okay.

But, you know, following up on what you just said, you're most well-known. for your s-tape and not for your bullshit-ass music. Do you think you'd be more successful if you pursued the former instead of the bullshit-ass music? Now, think about this. I countered your question, right? And that's why I think you had some feelings about it because when I started out with my...

I didn't expect it. Exactly. And so I'm excited to be here. You have a mic or no? That's my manager, Virofloring. So how do you have, how does, how does, how do I have a mic? You have a mic.

He's the co-host and he doesn't have a mic. He doesn't usually talk. He actually is the set designer. He comes up with the different set ideas for every episode. Got it. Well, I love this one.

This is like a bed sheet, a twin bed sheet wrapped in like hooks from a like, right. You'd be familiar. But on that question, don't you think you'd be more successful

if you pursued the former instead of the latter? I don't look at success like that. I look at success. is survival. Survival. It's about surviving the decades. The decades?

Yep. And in some forms, the decades. I don't know what you're implying. You'd live more years? He almost said something. You'd live more years by making bullshit music? Well, it's just to each a song, you know what I mean? Right.

If you're some sort of crazy deaf person, you might not think it's bullshit music. Because guess what? I started out with my dick. Okay. I started out with that. I didn't say one wish or sexy, can I hit it from the front? Or can I hit it from the back? Um, or the side.

I started out with what makes humans who we are. Right. So, yeah. Okay. I think I, well, I don't, but we'll move on. Okay. That's cool. Do you think if you were white, Trump would have made you the head of internet?

national security and diplomatic affairs? You know what? I had a long meeting with Trump. Oh, yeah? Yeah, we sat down and he asked me and was out of a real deal. Did you open up with the same thing you told me today? Absolutely not. I opened up with... Why is that?

Well, I think Trump's the biggest guy. Physically, you're saying he's a fat He gained a lot more weight if you look at him a couple of years back. I don't think so. I think Trump's in shape. That's just objectively untrue. That's just... And I'm a big Trump guy. I believe in the greatest white hope and I think he's going to bring us to heaven. You said the big,

the big white, great hope. The great white hope. Yeah, something like that. You know, Trump said he's never been intoxicated, so he's for sure never done. But to his defense, he does get sometimes some rest at funerals.

And so that's fine. I mean, he's busy. Well, when you're the most important man in the world and you have the brain that he does, sometimes you get a little bit tired from saving the world. And that's why. Iran's nuclear bombs. Yeah.

Iran. Is that what I said? It said Iran. Iran? Iran. Why did you feel the need to correct me? That's the correct way to say it. Yeah, well, they're our enemies, so I want to say it wrong to offend them, to make them do a stupid move so we have the advantage on the tactical position.

Well, one of my close friends, she's a good friend of mine. She's a Persian, so she wouldn't like that. Also, I have two Persian cats, so. Well, those are just animals, so it's different. But they're from And so are women actually They're from Iran The cats

But they don't know They're Persian Neither does she Yeah Tell me any number Between one through five And I'll guess it Sixty nine

See See how I got it like that quick And I said one through five by the way And I owe you one Right I owe you one You owe me at least 64

68 No I said one through five So at least 64 up to 68. Then 51. Okay. Any number between 1 through 100?

15. 15? Yep. Come on. That's pretty fucking impressive. That's pretty dope. You see some people like me, we just are in tune. We died like sort of spiritual stuff.

We sort of know what people are feeling and we can know beforehand. Sort of what number you're thinking of just by looking at your crazy face. Yeah, I mean, beforehand, I was just off. So it was crazy beforehand. Before, get it. I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of innuendos today. I don't think so.

I think this is a very sophisticated show. Yes, high level. And in this show, you mean business here. Yeah, it's a business show. Are you familiar if you watched before? I mean, I watched it on the way up. On the way up the escalator?

On the way up the escalator, yeah. Yeah. But you got you. But you guys are in a road now. What did I do? I did go up the escalator. Elevator. You're right.

You're right. What a sophisticated thing I just tricked you about? You did. You did. I was thinking about this girl. She had an escalator kind of leg last night that I was going up. So it was, she had a decatheter. So it had like little metal particles in it.

And it wasn't okay. It wasn't okay. Let me ask you this. Can you explain to me how he does this? He duplicated it. He took one. Now he has three. Well, that's not a, that's not a, that's a female frog.

But how, look, now he has two, now he has three. How did he do that? Those are balls. That's a blueberry. She was licking. She was looking balls. Okay, forget the stuff for a second. There's no sexual stuff.

You just witnessed a duplication glitch that's not patched yet. And you're telling me about how it's a female frog and you're setting that up and I didn't think about it. And then you said it's balls because it's a blueberry. It's a circle. I get it. But it's more impressive that the frog has learned a duplication glitch. I love that about that frog, but that frog That

That frog That That frog It's crying of joy We've been looking for duplication glitch There's not really that many around anymore Well actually that was a frog That was actually that frog

They use DMT from Yeah And that's what DMT does right That's what a duplication glitch does It's pure Now see Spider Man The face with a threat That can be anyone on the biggest screen possible

You got a couple of big I don't know if you're the real Spider-Man. I promised that I would keep you safe. Fine. Spider-Man, brand-new day. Now playing. Joy. From that frog, and I know that frog, you can squeeze Toad Venom out of it.

That frog, you know her? Toad venom. But how did he do it? He did it with his mouth and his tongue. But how can he make more of them? If I put a blueberry in my mouth and I spit it out, I'll have one. He went, and if you know these two, he takes it and then he goes out, he goes, It's like he gets one more each time he does that

And I like that because that was similar to a ball A nut A testicle, right? You put a testicle in a hole And then it reproduces Right? It reproduces Holy shit Yeah That's pretty fucking cool what he just did

Can you do that shit? Yep Yep, I've just done it I've done it before I got here But I watched my hands So yeah, no It's been a lot It's been a lot

And it's not okay Yes Do you think it's unfair that Kim Kardashian Became a global superstar And you ended up on this podcast? I think this is a very global podcast I think you gotta have There might be one person in every continent

Watching this show per week Nah Every comment you have Has 6,000 comments on top of that comment Is that an Israel joke, the 6,000? No, but Shalom Achie What does that mean? That means hi brother.

I thought you were doing like you were making fun of the Israeli government for paying influencers. No, but should I say shalom. I got no idea what that means. That means you're my sister. But how does that mean that you're my sister? You just said that first word shalom. And then it said what? It said hi brother.

Is that what you said the first time? I said ahi. And then the second time I said acotie. Why did you feel the need to start speaking Hebrew? I just felt like it was Or Yiddish or whatever it is It was a time for me to showcase My diversity

That's all I love everybody and every And every tribe But really back to my question You're on this show And I guess by some Weird arbitrary metric You could say it's global

But she's actually like a global celebrity Maybe you should get some reparations or something No I'm in arbitration right now So maybe you're in a lawsuit I'm in arbitration For reparations You're suing her for money No not at all

I'm in arbitration though So actually I'm like The doctor that just was talking to I think they were talking to what The fucking Senate And I plead the fifth on that one The fifth on the Senate doctor Yeah like

If you're referencing your lawsuit I just don't know what you're referencing I have to explain to be better I have to plead the fifth Under the Constitution of whatever the fuck he was talking about And how do I fix a restricted gnat type? A restricted nat type?

Yeah. I'm confused. Oh, my bad. I thought you were a PlayStation. Nah, no, no. I played at stations, though. You played at stations? Yeah, I played at stations.

What does that mean? Some sort of black slang words? No, I haven't even did one black slang word yet. You played at stations? I played at stations. What does that mean? That means I played in Coochie stations. Okay, so clearly it is black slang.

It's not, Coochie is, but not, not another one. Not a PlayStation. Played ad stations is a black sling sentence. I mean, I didn't understand it. Well, black people do play PlayStation a lot, so. But it, you know, it, it, it's okay. It's totally okay to have a station that you play at. PlayStation, like video games.

I can't play online because of my not type. Got it. Can I get my bag? Shh. Put the mic close to him. Give us vaccines. Help all the people who've been quarantined. We'll wear our masks.

We'll have to stay distant. We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant. Fauci, yes. Yes. I promise us, please. We'll have a cure. They can fight off this disease. You're one behind.

Restrictions. live with some ease. Dr. Fauci, don't forget me. Fucking real, man. Bring the mic, close back to you. Now we're done with that bullshit. You bring it back to you. Really quick.

He's got a gun? You got to laugh on that one. What ears was crazy, you guys? It seems like I'm like one step ahead because I was already talking about the doctor. I was already talking about my d-a- Maybe you're one of those people like me who gets to guest. No, I just, I can see the future.

I should. Here's the future. I'm gonna have a shot. Oh, okay, that's all good. Can I smell it? Is that real alcohol or is that water? You wanna smell? This or this?

No, not your genitals. I'm not gay. Not one of those evil devil. That's me. That's my genitals doesn't make you gay. That's Fiji. Oh yeah, that is alcohol. No, it's Fiji.

No, it's not. It's Lalo. Maybe if you lose that court case you were just talking about, you can plead insanity and say that you're some sort of crazy alcoholic. Crazy alcoholic. I never said I was in a case. Arbitration or whatever you said. Arbitration is different.

What's the difference? You can't talk about it. You can't? I don't think so. So then tell that to the person, to the judge or deal with whoever. I will. I will. And shout out to my arbitrationers.

I'm glad you're drinking again. Makes me happy to see. Thanks, man. I got a bad heart. Yes. Following up on that, you called it again. A couple of months ago, you claimed you're about to die. Come on, I am on point.

Was this just a way... Somebody fucking gave me the script before I came in this motherfucker. Maybe I'm just too predictable. No, you're unpredictable. A couple months ago, you claimed you were about to die. Was this just a way to get out of your many lawsuits? I never claimed I was going to die. I said if I stopped drinking and I started to...

You said 2027 is a rap. I think for Vedem, you might have said... If I stopped drinking and I started to... Take care of myself. I would live. But clearly that's not happening. So you're still going to die then, right? Then that's my point.

I thought maybe it was actually just like kind of a genius legal play. Like, why are we going to sue him if he's going to be dead in 2027? And then all the lawsuits kind of disappear and then... No, I would still win him. I would just be dead. Yes, but even if you're doing them, you're fighting against people who, as they turned out, global superstars. No, I wasn't. I'm talking about, I'm talking about jaywalking.

You have a jay walking. Yeah, I'm not talking about any person or thing. I'm talking about what my feet did walking across the street. I don't even just mean the Kim Kardashian one. Aren't you in a bunch of lawsuits? Give me another one. Well, there's two of those at least. And then I read one there was about music back in like 2023.

No. That was. I forget the exact details of it. I think that was for real. Yeah. Yeah. Gonna have another sip? You want to sit?

You never should. You're going to have another sip? Absolutely. Can you chug the whole thing? I'm not going to do that. Why? Because I'm not the game. I would love that.

But can you pour it out? Can you, so I can pour this in there? So I don't want to, I don't want to act like I'm drinking. Is there another cup that we can eat? Do you want it to put alcohol in the water cup? Yeah. So you don't look like you're drinking after drinking on camera for like 20 minutes? That doesn't make much sense.

Maybe you are a PlayStation. It's not okay. Ralph. Can you give me the Big R pass? The Big R pass? Yeah. You know which one I'm talking about. The Big Ratchet pass?

Nope. Okay, hard R. Whatever. That sounds worse. Hard on? Big R sounds like fun and playful hard R. It's like, oh, shit. So you're saying you want me to give you a hard on?

Hard R pass. Hard R. The word. I thought you said hard on. I'm sorry. The word that can deviant. divide a million people. I don't use that word.

But I want to. You have to use it. But if I use it right now without your say, if you don't say right now, like this guy's allowed to do it because he's cool and smart. So the hard art for me would be ratchet. Okay, but that's not what the hard are is culturally,

so I'm not asking what the hard are is for you. I've never really said the hard R. It's always been the hard A. Why? You're allowed to say either version? I think. That's like the one benefit you guys get. You know what?

Okay. I give you permission to say the hard R. Really? Absolutely. We shake on it? Yep. Go ahead and say it. I for sure have permission.

Look me, you know, you're looking away. I've looked you in the eye, and now you're taking your thumb and you're rubbing it inside of my hand. That's happening. And it's not okay. So everybody sees.

Now, he put it back out. He put it back out. Nope. He had his thumb inside of my hand. We have three angles to show that that's not what happened. And he's not what happened. And he's not. And he was rubbing in the middle of it.

That's not okay. That's not what happened. You know? Wow, you're a smeller, huh? I got some girls' coochie you can smell and let me know what it smelled like. I'll pass, but I appreciate the past that you just got me. And don't worry, I'll put it to you.

So five, four. Not right now. Oh, man. You're, you disappointed me. Why would I say it to you? You just gave it to me. Well, you can easily take it out and mute it. No, forget that, but I'm saying I gotta get somebody to say it to.

I'm here. But you just gave it to me, so I like you. Yeah, I gave you. I gave you a. You know what? I gave you an N-T-D. What's that mean? A natural transmitted disease.

Fenni-h. I'd say you gave me like an S-P, a superpower. Okay, wow. So. It looks like you say it all the time. So when I say it. to some guy later, some black guy, and then they give my adult to say,

no, it's okay, because that alcoholic J guy gave it to me. I think if you're in Oxnard, California, it'll be okay. Yes. Yeah. Do you sell signed copies of your album at Swat Meets for 100% off? No, I sell d'I. At Swat Meets?

No, I just sell jricks in the streets. But that wasn't my question. Do I sell who? Hard Ars. Hard Ars. You just gave it to me for free, so I wouldn't imagine it's... I thought you were talking about Rose Royces. No.

You said the A. What's in A? What a Rolla Royza? Acura. What are you talking about? Accura. Yeah, but I know you don't drive that. I saw what car you came in. You're not going to drive in Accura. I literally roll with my friend. Yeah, in a car that's way more expensive than in Acura. Not the, not the Accura. Not the Super Acura. Not the sports acura. It's crazy.

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I keep getting scared. Well, I don't have guns. That's what I know of. Actually, I probably know of it. I just don't know for sure where it is. I'm on a protective order. Okay, but it's like 9-11. Back to what I said.

Can I make one? Back to what I said about your album at Swab Meets. Yeah, I did sell my albums at Swab Meets, yeah. From 100% off? Well, not 100. It wasn't that funny. Avalon swap. He seems to think it's pretty funny.

All right. So Avalon Swap Meat is closed down. So I'm not able to sell them where I used to. Well, I can help you find another swap meet. He just did me a big favor. What's your favorite swap meat to go to? Well, I don't go to them, but I could find another one. I mean, it's like a quick Google search away.

T-Mart's not far. T-mart? But that. It's a swap meat-ish. kind of place is just not name swap meet. Okay. Swap meat to me means three girls and I in one room and I'm switching. All three of them.

Right. So I'm swapping my. Right? What did you mean when you said, yo, Did he took my ass? My ass has been more open than it's ever been in my life. That wasn't my line. That's verbatim what you said. Like word for word, I wrote it down so I didn't even, I put a comma where you

stop speaking for a second, that was not even close to slightly wrong. Can you say it one more time so I can make sure it was my words? Yeah, I don't care. You can clip it out of context if that's what you're trying to get me to do. I'm not clipping. You said, yo, Diddy took my ass. My ass will be more open than it's ever been in my life. First off, free Diddy. Free him? Yeah, free Diddy. Are serious or you're joking? He's in jail. So, free Diddy.

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Free of charge. BetMGEM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming, Ontario. Um, and that, that phrase was taken from, and, I've apologized to the producer for actually joking about it, but that was from a producer, and he was saying that on the Diddy documentary. I was making jokes about it. They clipped it right from the start.

And that showed me that all the things I said before that, leading up to that didn't matter. So you're not saying that he took your asses that he rocked you? No, no, I mean, my a s'n't have been fond of it like that. Well, from a female, but it wasn't. I didn't like it. But he's a man. Yeah, he's a man.

So that doesn't work. I was playing a joke on the person who said it. The guy who got a... That's a funny joke to make. It was like I said... What's a bitch-victor? Like I said. Bitch-ass, motherfucker free your rickest.

Like I said, not did he. But it was from a producer. Did he do it? Yes, he did. Did he do it? See, I can do a little rhyme in bullshit too. Did he do it? Did he didn't do it?

No? He didn't do that. Are you joking or are you serious? I mean, I'm... In jail. It was convicted. Not from the ass that said that. No, that's true, but you're saying to free him for stuff he was convicted of.

No, no, no. I'm saying he was over convicted. No, he got too much time. Absolutely. That's an interesting take. Absolutely. I mean, he's still in there. I mean, unfortunately, he'll be out like somewhat soon. Yeah, I think so.

I think he's coming out sooner than people think. But you know what? I respect what you're saying because... Can I hit that vape? Then hit your vape. I see about it. Yeah. One time.

You were saying. I respect what you're saying because you're saying something that most people won't agree with but you truly believe in it. Or more likely that's some dirt on you or you're being paid.

I don't even know. Yeah, there's actually... You started speaking in Hebrew earlier. Were you surprised? Not necessarily surprised. I was more like, oh, another one. They got another one of these guys? That's not okay.

That's not okay. I mean, nothing's okay, really. You're a philosopher. You're like Richard Hitchens. More like Richard Pryor. You're like Sam Johnson. You know him? The philosopher from the 80s?

More like Sam Jackson. He poured oil on himself to prove that if he lit himself on fire, he wouldn't go to heaven or hell. And then he lit himself on fire and he turned into a bear. Well, Richard Pryor did something similar, but he didn't turn into a bear.

Comedian? Yeah, but he did. But he did light itself on fire, though. Yes. Yeah. And Michael was on fire, too, but that was from Pepsi. Did that, so. Do you think it's okay to kick a little doggy until he turns into dust?

I'm a very, very, very big, big dog fan. So I have a dog. I didn't say anything that would be not okay for a dog fed. Pek, ping, ping, ping. So many times, it's just dust particles around the room. You could do it. Probably. Yeah, I'm not going to go hard.

Have you ever, so you know people are out, you know people out there fucking chickens. Fucking chickens? They're literally fucking chickens. Right. I don't know if there's anything wrong with that. Depending where you are, it's probably legal if it's in a country that hasn't developed laws yet. I think it's everywhere they're farming. What does it have to do with the little doggie?

Well, you were talking about kicking a dog. I'm talking about fucking a chicken. You have to make it to be a shit again. I was asking you like a metaphorical question. You just didn't get the metaphor. I'm extremely celibate just to let you guys know. I don't even think about ourselves. I can tell.

I'm in arbitration. Again, back to the little doggy. I have a Frenchie. Would you kick him until he turns into dust? I've never kicked my dog. I didn't say it as a violent thing. I think you're misunderstanding what I mean. I never kicked my dog.

But would you until he turns into dust? If I have it now, I never will. But what if it's for a science experiment? You know, like when you're in sixth grade, And they ask you to put that little piece of bullshit paste and then it explodes. I never went to. I didn't. I didn't go to sixth grade.

You were too smart. You went straight to seventh? No, I didn't go to. Well, I went to seven for a minute. I got beat up. You went to seventh grade for a minute. You got beat up. I got jumped.

Oh, it got jumped. It was a junior high. It was called Curtis Jr. High. Shout out to Curtis Jr. High. Shout out to Ambler Avenue. Shout out to Centerview.

Shout out to Delamo. Oh, shout out to everybody. He's docking all your friends. All right, it's not okay. You were saying? No, well, we finish the last part. Because you just won't interact with my question about the dog. I want to interact with you every day.

I really do. If that's another gay thing, then let's move on. But if it's not, then we'll move on anyways because I don't have friends in this sort of... You don't have friends in the gay community? I didn't know there was a gay thing. I meant a racist. It's regardless. It's not good for me to say.

Well, a gay sis is the same thing. A gaysist? A gays. Somebody doesn't like gays or blacks. Or whites or other cultures, yeah. Can't be racist against white people. That's what some crazy liberal bitch said, isn't it? We'll have a gay old time.

We'll have a gay old time. We'll have a gay old time. Smile sometimes. Are you using gay in like the way that it used to be before the people took the word and turned it into something that it shouldn't have been? I think Fred Flintstone. was very gay.

Fred Fleenstone from the little fruity pebbles box You got it, see? I know what I'm talking about I'm culture No more further questions, Your Honor I think that's probably

what Diddy did I went to jail for like five years But free him Free Diddy Free Epstein? That's not okay What I mean that's not okay You just said free Diddy

But not free Epstein? He's dead If you're gonna do all of the pro-Israel stuff You might as well say free Epstein He's dead or he's free already I think he's free I like to believe You got to have hope sometimes.

Got it. How many kids do you have? Two. Would you trade your least favorite kid for a bag of lunch meat? Absolutely not. Why? They're my kids. But it's a bag of lunch meat.

It's like turkey, ham, sausage. Well, would you trade your asshole for $200 million? And I just don't have an asshole anymore. I'm like what Kim Jong-un claims he is. So, okay. So did you- I mean, yeah, I guess. So did you-

I would do that for free. That would be a huge conviction. Okay. That would be great. I have a question. Did you take your asshole and put it on your cheeks? Because every time you smell, I see two holes. What the hell are you talking about?

I'm talking about assing cheeks. I'm saying you trade your kid for a bag of lunch meat that you can eat when you're hungry. And I said, would you trade your assail for $200 million? For $200 million? And I just don't have an asshole anymore. Because you put them on your cheeks. Okay, so no, but this is a different hypothetical. Now I have assholes in my face.

I'm shitting out of my face? No, I wouldn't do it because I'd be condemned probably to a life that's even worse than the one I live now. So at some sort of institution. On the outside of an ass are cheeks. You just decided to put them on your cheeks because cheeks and ass go together. I got no idea what the hell you're talking about. And that's what I feel about what you're talking about. No, but you understand clearly what I said because you said no.

You didn't say, I don't know. And you understand clearly what I said. Did I have an ass in my... No, no, I said, it looks like you traders, your ass. and you cut them in half and put them on your cheeks. Because I have cheeks on my face. You have assholes. What does that have to do with lunch meat?

It has a lot to do with lunch meat. I have a different idea. What if you turn your kids into lunch meat? Your least favorite one. Obviously your favorite one, you probably like them a lot. You least favorite one, you put, you know those machines that take bread, uncut bread, and it turns them into slices? You put your least favorite kid, you put them on a bunch of bandadryl so they don't know what's happening.

And then you put them in one of those things and it will slice them out. And then you put it in a little bag. for when you get hungry. I think so. And I think that the two assholes that's on your cheeks say the same thing. Are you saying that I'm talking bullshit? What's the implication?

I mean, you said it, not me. That's like a South Park joke. I know what you should come out of his mouth. I know the owners of South Park. And they would agree with me. You know the owners of South Park? Yeah. Well, that's, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

I've been trying to... You're a confusing guy. I think to confuse you. You use you is pretty talented. I have talent. I don't know if I use that word, but you definitely could. It's something you could do. Okay.

And I think that, you know, you have a half a slab of ass-a-a-h-oh-on-eat-a-cheeked. That's all I'm saying. I get what you're saying now. Okay. I just didn't understand earlier. What I'm trying to say is you have deep dimples. That's all. Right.

By the way, can I borrow some money, no hobo? Absolutely. From you? Absolutely. Absolutely. I don't have cash like you guys. You don't have cash? I don't have any cash.

Can I see? Can you open your pockets? My pockets are open. I don't want to reach into your pockets. Okay. Because then my fingerprints will be all over a gun. You probably end up you going to kill someone. Got it.

So if you, if you can reach in my pocket, if I can reach in your ass. If you can reach in my ass. They both have holes. No, I don't, that's no deal. Then there's no deal. You can't re-k me so I can see that you probably don't have any money in your pocket. Then you can't rick me because you're probably. putting your hand inside.

Well, that's why I didn't do it. That's why I asked if you could reach into your pocket. And can I reach into your pockets? But I didn't ask to reach into your pockets. You put the finger out there. You could reach into your pockets. I didn't do that. He did that earlier.

Right? He's my manager of our Florin. I can only imagine the 360 deal you put him in. 720. Jesus. Wow. 360 only goes around one time. Wow.

But it's still, it's still, is still an a s. You're just saying anything that's a circle is in a s' I'm not saying anything that's a circle that's an a

I'm saying that the holes on your cheeks are a ass that's all but I think you're a good guy though I'm a good guy

thanks I think you're a great guy would you kill the evil frog for a reward and don't ask me why he's evil um

don't ask me why he's evil for some natural DMT yes no you don't know the reward until after you kill him oh I'm just No, no, no, I'm saying I wouldn't kill, you know.

The evil frog. The evil fly, I would. Frog. Fly. Frog. Fly. There's no evil fly. There's a lot of evil flies.

Well, that's no specific one. There might be evil flies, and there might be other evil frogs, but I'm talking about the evil frog. I love Frogger, the game. So I have to, I would have to, I would have to go back to the doctor and say, I plead the fifth. You should have said yes. I wouldn't say that if that's not wrong. Some people criticize you for being an alcoholic,

but those people are probably just jealous because you're happy all the time. Isn't that right? Well, I don't have drinks. I don't drink. You don't drink? You're pulling it out right now? Absolutely not. Pulling out the water.

There's nothing in there. That's a red phone. The hell is this? It's a red phone. It's like a camera. It's like the red camera. It's a red mobile. phone. You got seen it.

Please, please tell you. That's a very, very dirty drive. It's actually a 4 TB as well. Was this unopened? It was, well, I can say that. I can

ask that about your ass. But I'm not. I didn't ask if you could ask that about my ass. I asked if the water wasn't open. All right. Enough about a. Jesus. Enough about a. I'm seeing if I could get through the table.

So I was strong enough. Hey, I have friends to do that all day. You're fine. A little dirt on the phone. Can you send me the photo? Oh, that's the light. I'm sorry. I don't have my glasses on.

So this is the red camera, phone, and video. But what's the point of having a phone that takes photos only if it looks like shit? No, it's a video. It's a video. They'll look like shit. That's because we haven't changed the ISO or the lighting or anything like that. Would you have s with long neck? If it meant that you would become twice as famous if you were now, similar to the first one.

I would love to answer that, but I'm going to have to plead the fifth, which is my constitutional right to do. I'm not a police officer. That's fine. I know you probably interact with him all the time, and that's not a racist thing. No, I love police. You love the police. Me too. Can you believe all that shit they were saying with Longneck City?

Longneck said he said, defund the police. That's a direct quote from Longneck. I can just slander him because he doesn't have any money. Who's longneck? Some dumb fucking guy with a long neck. Got it. Got it. I'm an opportunity.

I'm asking you if you became really famous from it. Like you did the first time with your first stagre. Would you do another one with long neck? Again, I would love to answer that. But as it's my constitutional right to do, I'm going to have to. You don't need to pull up a constitutional right. You can just say, I don't want to answer that. That's fine.

I'm in arbitration, so. Can I help me in arbitration? Can I get involved with this case? Can you bring me on as one of the lawyers and I'll bring all my freak show People here and then they'll probably just drop the whole thing. Well the way you think you're well the way you're grabbing that microphone you might be next Okay, well that's it. I have to film with long neck now I'm out call back. Please not that one the other one

Sfiji. That's for the dead homies. That's for the dead homies. Appreciate that. See, you are positive. You do want this to be a positive show. I like encouraging alcoholics. Alright, cool. Want to sit? No. Okay, cool. I don't drink. I'm sober. Got it. You want the cap? Well, that's it. We have to film with long neck. We're done. Is that a dinosaur or like some kind of like... Longneck?

Yeah. Who is that? He's like that crippled kid on Instagram. He's my next guest. Really? We're going to rip him apart. You mean no neck? Because that's a friend, I got. No neck I was in a boxing.

No, no neck. You know no neck? Are you talking about wide neck? No, no neck. Is this another character attitude of neck? I promise you, there's a guy out there named no neck who does not have a neck. And it's not, you're not talking about a really buffed black guy who has a wide neck. Because there's wide neck

Well, no neck is not buff And wide neck is in jail Or in arbitration or whatever For similar reasons as your body diddy And then long neck Who's probably Is my buddy or body? Same to you probably

The answer is both yes Well, free did he so Free him Free him I mean Free Torrey Lanes as well What did he do? Nothing

Like sacked or something You know what I'm in arbitration So I can't answer that That makes sense Okay, well thanks for coming on. I appreciate it. That's it. That's it. We have to do long neck now.

You gotta be kidding me. That's it. That's it. Well, that's what she told me last night, but yeah, it wasn't okay. That's for the dead homies. You have any dead homies? Um, a bunch of d-a-animals in my house.