The Matan Show - Matan & Cookie King Debate G*y Marriage, The Red Pill

Episode Date: August 17, 2025

Hello everybody. Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Cookie King. Please welcome in. Have a seat here. What's going on? What are? For today's co-host, please welcome in viral mic. What just fell out of your pocket? That was my phone. It's an old water policy just because we don't want the microphones to get damaged. They're about a time. thousand bucks each. My bad. Sorry.

Go ahead and please introduce yourself all that one. You know what and that one. Which camera should I look at? That one, the one on you. All right. I'm Cookie King.

I'm a content creator. I've been doing content creation for like five years, six years. Skinny fat, skinny fat, skinny fat, skinny fat, is your immune system on its last legs? My immune system actually is on its last legs. So you're going to...

sick often and stuff I do actually have a sore throw right now I'm not gonna lie okay so tell me a little bit about that okay so basically um I have something called not eating correctly order actually that's it that's good that you point that out guys I've lost 40 pounds in last two months yeah but I mean I'm happy for you like I'll give you a fist bomb but what do we think is gonna happen next year I'll be my prime yeah right do you know about prime cookie Is that you in your prime? That is me and my prime.

Actually, no, that's in my second prime. So what I'm saying is like, you know, I feel like if you keep gaining weight and then losing weight and doing these versions of crash diets, you might end up in like seven years with like four different versions of cancer. Four different versions of cancer? Maybe.

Do you have any advice? Yeah, maybe just maintain a certain weight. What do you do to do that? I mean, I fluctuate a little bit, but not that much. Like up and down, maybe like 10, 20 pounds, you know what I mean? Do you ever crash out? What does that mean? Like, just eating a lot of food?

Yeah, like in the middle of the night. I mean, I've eaten food at night, I guess. I mean, it was a little tough back in the day, so just like whatever I could find, whatever I could scrounge together. Wait, it was tough. I was just having, I was in a little bit of a rough financial position. How long ago? Yeah, but this is an interview about you. I was just curious.

Do you think it would be better for you to just maintain? Wait, even this, I guess. I imagine you don't refer to this as your best weight. You want to get skinnier? No, yeah, I'm definitely going to try and lose like another 20 pounds. And just stay locked in and just keep gesturing. Keep gesturing? What does that mean?

You're going to, like, you're a joke? So jester maxing is where you make yourself a joke, but to a point where you can play it off because you have other redeeming factors. But then they'll never let you in the Wall Street building. The Wall Street building? Yeah. I've already been in the Wall Street. No, you haven't because you said you're a joke.

If you go to the Wall Street building and you don't look serious like me or, uh... Well, here's the thing... Mike, Mike. You might have a little bit of trouble. The thing with Jester Maxing is it's very smart, but it's also very dangerous. So what you have to do is learn how to do it at a certain pitch. I could say you could say you're a Jester. No, I'm a serious guy.

I'm like a business guy. I take ad deals and make money. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I'm serious. You don't see me joking around here. Sorry. Do you think spending your entire life trying to improve your cheekbones is a sign of confidence?

Well, here's the thing. Are we going to talk about the black pill? I don't know these terminology super well. Okay, so basically like... I know the red pill. The red pill's cope, unless you're attractive. The red pill? Yeah.

Being a conservative? No, I mean, like the whole mindset of get your money up, make you know a lot of money and I'm talking about being a conservative and wanting to like you know take away gay marriage and stuff that's I think that's called a republican or conservative saying that's sort of what the red pill is no I guess there's different interpretations what's the black pill the black pill is saying that being okay with black people sure that could be it I mean I don't want to take that pill why not because then I'm going to become stupid why would you become stupid I'm going to start hiring people or going to start suing me

really take my advice on it did you get sued by I don't think you're understanding what I mean you just haven't been in the business long I don't think I have doing serious trouble stuff no I don't think I have do you make more than four figures a year uh yeah I make one of four figures a year how much do you make I don't say specifically um probably like even above or below what you make like within 50 bucks. Probably like $300 a month. No, that's a lie.

Why would that be a lie? Because when I asked you four figures a year, you're like, yeah, yeah, I make more than that. So for what? You're making $3,600 a year? You wouldn't be saying it confidently. Your implication is that you're making at least four figures. I mean, it sounded like a month.

You're like scoffed at it. Like people who make that or nothing. No, I don't think so. I think everyone's equal. Those people are black. No, I don't think so.

Black in the heart, not black, like skin color, I'm not racist or anything. Yeah. Go ahead, finish what you're saying. How much money do you make,

really? Probably like five figures a year. Five figures a year? Can you say, like, what amount? That's a huge, that's a huge thing there. 6-7?

67 bucks? Yeah. $67,000? You make $67,000. Somewhere around there. That's all right. That's not bad, I guess. I mean, do you have expenses?

Do you live with your parents still? Yeah, I live with my dad. I mean, what does he think? What's his thoughts on this? Oh, he's honestly really proud of me because I have a, oh, well, I mean, it's an interview about me, but I'm actually curious. Are you going to college? No, I'm not. Yeah.

So I was like not. You're going to college? Hell no. I mean, I'm two years older than you. You're 18, right? Yes. Yeah, so. No, I'm not, I didn't go to college

And honestly, I don't think I'm going to go Because I think it's kind of pointless Well, I agree I think there are scammers over there They're liberals What they're actually doing Everybody thinks it's a system Where they're accusing

Oh, they don't want to let in Asians anymore They're all, oh, they're letting in Latinos and African Americans That's because they know that the Asians Will pass the classes They want these people who will fail and fail So they have to pay tuition for more years Honestly, I mean that's

I don't even I think you've researched this very deeply. Yes. I think that's... I mean, no, actually, I came to that conclusion by myself. So you're saying that they purposely let in people who won't pass so they have to pay more, but it... They're not paying more. That would be illegal.

They're letting in people who they know... They're letting in people who they know will not have as likely of a chance to really succeed long term. I see. And who would that be? You want me to say it again? So I look like a racist? Are you like the half-straight version of Nikato Avocado? Nikato Avocado is a very bad example, actually.

I'm not going to lie. He's just like you. He gains weight and then loses it? Uh, yeah, but he's a complete, like, joke. You just said you're a joke. Oh, no, I say you have to jester max, which means acting like a joke. How do you know that he's not doing whatever the hell that means? Because he got to like 500 pounds.

Yeah, but he just was more dedicated to his thing than you maybe. Well, he's going to have to live the repercussions and have loose skin for the rest of his life. No, he got it removed. Did you see? I mean, there's going to be scars. Yeah, but you don't have like stretch marks? I mean, I have stretch marks, sure. That's what I'm saying.

You guy, he was willing to go more in. Maybe he's more confident with himself, actually. That's true. Confidence is key. So, wait, being fat is confident? Do you agree with that? It could be interpreted that way if the guy is confident and fat. I don't think you believe that, though.

I wouldn't be confident if I was fat, but I think if you're fat and anything, it doesn't bother you you would be confident objectively that would just be true don't I look so beautiful right here no I you don't you look like a woman however that's besides a point I thought I looked really cute here that photo is not real right no actually is that photo is real yeah why didn't you try to have it scrubbed online because I don't know I just think it's very beautiful that photo is not real I'm gonna choose to believe that I'm not talking to someone who look like that though that you don't look like that. Appreciate it.

So what type of content do you make? Um, so I make all kinds of content. I run a faceless YouTube channel where I do like show clips. Do you typically make money by the end of the month? I typically make money by the half of the month, actually, because that's when some payouts are on the 15th. What on YouTube? Um, I think so. Or maybe TikTok. Well, we already went over the whole money thing.

Why is he no want to leave? Oh, he's gone. He's right there. That's fine. He's not disturbing anybody. Yeah, but I like killing bugs. Then kill him. I can't get him without getting my hands dirty. Should you cross the street when you see a homeless person because they are dangerous and smell bad?

I mean, here's a thing. Nobody should smell bad. But the reality is they do. I'd be more scared than I'm going to step on a needle and get injected with morphine or something. Yeah, they're dangerous. That's that part. I'd say so, yeah. I mean, I try to keep my distance, but I'm not going to... And I'm definitely not going to give them money because, I mean, I'd rather just give them food.

Usually they get mad when I give them food, though. They're like, why would you give a homeless person food? You're right. That's not what they want. Well, no. I mean, you don't usually see, like, skinny homeless people. That is true, actually. What the fuck? I just realized that. If people don't need food, if there was, like, a skinny homeless person, I still wouldn't give him food. Because that guy is doing something wrong.

You give him food, he ain't going to eat it clearly. He doesn't know what the hell he's doing. That's true. I wonder if there's how many homeless people are actually just don't do drugs and are just are homeless. Probably a very small percent aisle, but then they're just like, they're so stupid, let him go. Kind of like dumb, yeah. If TikTok doesn't work, you're gonna start slanging rocks? Slinging rocks?

Slinging rocks? Yeah, sure. What does slinging rocks mean? Like selling crack cocaine? Oh, selling crack cocaine. I've never actually... See, you're like a white boy. You don't understand what the hell I'm talking about. I'm actually not white.

Do you know what I am? Like Eastern European or something maybe? No. I'm Turkish. I'm Turkish. Yeah, but that does it. That's like a trick, you know what I mean? You look white.

Some of my white passing. Why did you do that? Why'd you like a, go like that when you said white passing? No, because I was slicking my hair back. To show more of your face? Why would I want to show more of my face? I guess to see if we think you're white. I don't know, that, it seemed like a calculated move.

How many years until you become a lull cow? How many years until I become a lull cow? say I'm already a wall cow you're already there do you think so you see my little self-aware right now but I don't know if that actually works in your favor or not nah that's a thing it could seem like I'm self-aware but I might be really dumb actually and not know what's going on you're saying that to sound self-aware that's that what I'm trying to say that's true that's the whole thing of it so would you say Daniel Larson is self-aware

Daniel Larson is in jail for making a bomb thread and so he's beyond the point of like help right He's also, I mean, he's a retard. I don't, he's not technically, he's a retard, though. And so are most of the other lull cows, or at least they're pretty autistic. I had someone say that I'm the first person who turned myself into a law cow on purpose. Like, I wasn't a lull cow before. I don't, I wouldn't agree that that's even possible, really.

Well, I think it could be. Because if you look at someone's past and what they did, if they were very serious, honestly, You used to be, like, pretty serious, right? Like, kind of. I'm a pretty serious guy right now. Do I sound funny or something? I mean, you are pretty funny. I'm not going to lie.

I don't appreciate that. I know you say that maybe as a compliment, but I'm trying to come off is pretty serious. My life's goal is to work in the Wall Street building. And what made you want to do that? Oh, wait, sorry. I keep asking you questions, my bad. Right.

Go ahead. I forgot. What did you ask me? Oh, yeah, so my law cow, I mean, it's up to open interpretation. My dog has been able to lose a lot of weight recently, because after eats, I will stick a pole into his mouth until he throws up. Would you recommend these care to other animals I'm able to get a hold of? Definitely not, because when you throw up, it's actually very bad for your teeth and causes acid buildup. Yeah, I know, but I give my dog like one of those bones that says it will help his teeth.

Oh. I'm saying so my dog doesn't get fat. Yeah, I mean, is that what, bulimia? A bulimic dog? I've never heard that in my life. What is bulimia? Is that a throwing up thing? Yeah, I think it's where you eat and then you throw it all up after.

Yeah, but I feel the implication they're doing it. It's like sort of like, uh, uh, I forget the terminology for it, but somebody who's insecure about their looks. Yeah. My dog doesn't know how he looks. He doesn't care. I'm doing it for him. All dogs pretty much look the same. I'm not going to lie.

Isn't it kind of funny how lizards look the exact? exact same. Why is it that humans look different? I don't know. I don't really think much about lizards. I used to have a couple of lizards that I was trying to breathe and sell. No way. It didn't work out. Were they bearded dragons? They were, yeah. That's cool. I have a bearded dragon. Yeah, but he didn't work, so I fucking threw the guy by his tail. Hey. He was a cool guy, but I wasn't doing it like to hurt him. I was trying to teach him a trick. To fly? To fly? I mean, they're called dragons. That was my confusion on it. Yeah. Is it possible to rick yourself Uh

Maybe if you accidentally like sit on like a Have you seen those videos of people sitting on like the chair And then like the it falls through And then the pole goes up their butt I don't know what you're talking about It seems like you're on a different Side of the internet than me That's why I called you half straight earlier

Half straight like you think I'm gay Maybe a little bit I mean I'm just looking at the photo there Oh You can't seriously tell me you look straight in that photo right This is because the eyeliner? I can't see because you're sort of a curved angle, but I didn't even know you were wearing... You're also in the kitchen cooking food.

That's right. A woman should be doing that, right? Well, it's sort of a feminine trade. I don't want to do the whole red pill thing, but... See, that's what I mean by red pill. Hold on. But that is red pill. Yeah.

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all right pipeline so what do you do you think I'm an all right pipeline I hope so okay so I don't follow politics personally but people say that you can connect me to alt-right people but you could also connect me to I don't even use the term alt-left

is that even a term not used seriously yeah not seriously I mean I don't even know how what's an odd left person just a huge bitch a guy who thinks he's a dog I mean That's not going to work against an alt-right guy who wants to shoot him. Yeah, that's true.

No, it wouldn't work. By the way, if anybody is interested in buying my art piece here, I'll be selling it for about $4,000. I don't know where you can bid. I didn't really think that through. I guess just leave a comment, or if I see you on the street, I guess, just let me know. Can I buy it? Do you have four grand for me?

Yeah. I guess if you give me $4,000, you can have them, yeah. I just don't have it in cash. See, I'm not, I know that trick. Why? That's the black trick. You know why I call it the black trick? Why do you call it the black trick?

I'm asking you, don't hit me with, I wasn't rhetorical. I think I know why hearing other stuff you said. I just can't say it out loud because it's going to be taken out of context. No, it's not. It's a good question. It's smart to see if you... It's people who are black-hearted. No, it's not.

Go ahead. No, I'm not saying it. But you know the answer? I think so. You can not just as racist, technically? Oh, I'm not speaking up against it I don't think you should say that's very offensive I don't care, that's fine with me

Why what am I saying that's offensive The implications behind it So guys, I don't support it It's not an all right pipeline, I'm all left Okay, actually no, I'm middle Actually up and down, up and down pipeline up and down So you're a you're like a grifter No, no, no, I'm not a grifter, no, no, I'm just saying that

You're a fence sitter I'm in the middle, I don't have any stance, you know I'm not, I don't take any important But like life's too short to care. Come on, say something, you know, go either way. I'd even prefer you're a leftist than nothing. Honestly, I just, I don't know enough. I mean, you're pretty, you're, I mean, I think you know a lot more than me. Oh, well, that's obvious. Take, take one look at me and tell me I don't look serious. You do look pretty serious. I'm not going to lie. But you have an opinion on something, right? Um, I don't know. I mean, I just kind of.

I just don't really care about it too much Yeah, but that wouldn't imply That just means you don't care to see change You would still have an opinion Do you think like video games make you violent Or do you really not care that much about that problem This is like a Republican talking point From like 70 years ago

I'm asking you like your stance on abortion or something Not if you think GTA You should be allowed to be played by 12 year olds But like I just could care less If it could be played by 12 years Should we be a boarding baby? I mean like who am I to say So then your answer would be no

You'd be pro choice I didn't even say that actually If you aren't the one to say Then that's pro choice That's kind of the whole idea there See I know better how to trick you into position Yeah Because I know that your position from that is pro choice

You just don't want to say it Actually no I don't think so necessarily You're pro life I didn't say that But I wouldn't say Can you give a position something interesting Like, did you vote? Um,

I did vote, yeah. Who did you vote for? I voted for, uh, I forget, I don't remember. You didn't forget. Come on, nobody would forget who they voted for. Who did you vote? Oh, you weren't 18. I was not 18.

Damn, that's tough. You know who your parents voted for? I don't speak to them on, well, fortunately. But I did like this trick where I would get, like, home. I wasn't really a trick. I would get homeless people to vote for me. Who did you get them to vote for? Come on, you know who.

Trump? RFK. RFK. Oh, okay. That's actually not... Yeah, okay. He's what is he now? Because I'm an abolitionist.

What does that mean? I'm looking to abolish the world. An RFK, he's going to destroy it. Well, he's abolishing food dies first. Yeah, but you know what happens if he becomes president. Anyways, we're getting off topic. You're dragging me to talk about what I was doing. Take a stance on something.

Who'd you vote for? I actually didn't vote. I was joking. No, you weren't. I didn't vote. You weren't joking. Are you serious? I don't know.

You can't take even a minor stance? I don't think anybody thinks you voted for Kamala, right? So obviously you voted for Trump or did you vote for like Kanye or something? I just actually didn't. I actually didn't. I actually didn't. I was going to see what you would think I would vote for though. I can't imagine a Turkish person.

Oh, what do you think about Armenia? How about that? Oh my gosh. I hate when people ask me these types of questions, like, I'm not thinking you in particular, but I mean... No, no, it's fine. Let's get some stance here. You know, like Armenians? Oh my gosh. So, okay, this is what I mean by I don't care.

So people will comment in my videos like, oh, Greece is better. Armenians better. Or what do you think about Turkey did to this? I don't know about that stuff. And that was like a long time ago. I mean, I have nothing to do with it. Why would I? Why, like, I mean, I don't know.

I don't know. Do you get angry when you see an Armenian person? I could care less about. Why would I get angry? Okay, so really, you're just, like nothing you just have nothing no opinions on nothing I mean look at my content do you really think that I

couldn't watch more than like a couple of videos from it so I'm just trying to like a guess that's not an insult to you I just can only watch like Ty Lopez and those type of guys no it's okay I didn't take any offense to it um I'm a huge fan of Gary Vaynerchuk

Gary Vee? Yes that guy's kind of off topic what does that mean he just like he's off topic you're saying he's stupid no he's just off topic he predicted crypto that crypto shit you know that clip huh that crypto shit you're in trouble man it's like when kemstar pulled up he's like eh you know what else kemstar did what else did do you do you know i mean he did cause edica to kill himself i remember that that's not what i'm referring to talking like about

Fifteen years before that. Oh, was it him saying the N-word? What's your opinion on that? I mean, dude, he seems like a chronically online person. No, would you say it? Well, I mean, he seemed very unhappy, so I mean, I'm not very unhappy, so no. Would you say it if you were unhappy? I don't know.

I'm trying to get you to say something interesting. You're just a fence-seater, though, so it's tough. We can move on if you don't want to say anything. I mean, to be honest, I just don't really have, like, anything to say about it. About anything. I mean, nothing ever happens. Just, like, chill. Wow, that's something to think about.

Will you have a reinforced grave? A reinforced grave? Why, do you think someone's going to dig me up? No, so he doesn't collapse through, you know what I mean? For much pressure? Okay, listen, listen, guys, I'm not Dave Blunts, okay? I'm only like, I'm 190 pounds, okay? That would have worked better on Dave Blount, yeah.

That would be... Okay, actually, I don't want to make fun of anybody right now. Why not? He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I don't see why I would need to. Or is he not a nice guy? He's a nice guy. But as nice as I am per capita.

Per capita. I don't even understand that. Why do you laugh at it? Because I was so confused by that. The idea is that, like, he's bigger than me, so per capita, like, per... I don't know how to explain this to someone who doesn't even know what I'm talking about. Why do fat people use those ZemPEC to... lose weight instead of steroids steroids uh well those are just to make you fucking huge

like muscle wise that's what i'm saying they can trade the fat for muscle true um but the thing is with steroids there's so many other things you have to take in order to not fucking what does that mean you take the steroid and then that's it you maybe eat some chicken no i mean i know some people who take that stuff they have to take so many other things so they don't like fuck up their testosterone and get acne all over their fucking face and shit, so... Yeah, but acne is better than being, like, 500 pounds. Well, Ozempic would just make you lose weight

and you wouldn't have... Well, I mean, I'm not sure the side of things of Ozempic. Are you, were you on Ozmpic? Is that how you lost weight? No. I mean, is that for sure you don't have needle marks? Where would I have needle marks? Don't people shove it up their ass or something? I don't know how it works.

Um, I'm pretty sure, yeah. So, obviously, if you're going, where do I have needle marks, and people are putting it in their ass. And I don't, I'm not, for one, I can't see your ass right now. And for two, I obviously don't want to see it. Then going like this wouldn't really represent anything. Mm-hmm. I don't know, to be honest.

What was that? What's that? What you're talking about? Why do you keep making funny faces? Are you making fun of me? No. When an officer asks, why they pulled you over.

Is it smart to respond? I have a gun and I'm going to shoot you or your mother is a bitch. You want to know the best way to respond? Yes. He's going to ask for a license and registration. You want to do it as fast as possible. Just go like that and grab it.

That's not your joke. What? I've heard that before. I mean, come on. I was trying to... You stole that from a TikTok comment. Actually, a video. Actually, you know, I made the joke back in 2022.

I made a video about it. Anyways, I'm only... I'm only... I'm not a new job. Uh, I'd probably call his mom a bitch Yeah, but then he's gonna get angry Okay Yeah, but then you're not gonna get out of a ticket

If you're speeding Alright, I'll pay the ticket Why would you call his mother a bitch? Because it's funny Is that, it's a little disrespectful Don't you think? Yeah, you're right Do most muggers just have

Creepling insecurity problems? Of course, yeah Well, depends if you're born, Chad, or you have to work up to Chad. What does that mean? I mean, if you won the genetic lottery, then, you know, you do what you want because you're Chad.

Does that just mean being skinny? Because I mean, if you're... Not necessarily. I mean, some people are just... It's like the bone placement. Yeah, but how could you work up to that? How are you going to change your bone placement? You just got to have a really good personality.

That's not going to change your bone placement. Well, you know how girls say they like personality overlooks? That's not true. I'm red-pilled. Exactly. Redpool's actually not about looks. Well, to an extent, it is. It's about money.

Money and... That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm on a... Well, actually, I'm not trying to make money to get girls or anything, but I am still red-pilled. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. What was the question again? Yeah, go ahead with the question I asked.

I'm trying to remember. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, most black pillors are very insecure, but... Because they have to work their way up from low-tier normie to mid-tier normie. essentially goes from low tier norm no goes from subhuman sub five i think low tier normie mid tier normie high tier normie chad light chad so someone who would be chad would be someone like uh i'm trying to think like do you know who ian summerholder is or i believe so the actor yeah that's considered chad um but that's me that's genetics like he just was born like that um yeah there's no

working your way up to looking like that guy oh well there is what by getting like surgeries I wouldn't recommend that but that's what I'm saying no matter what exercise you do you can't really end up looking like that that's true actually so some people are just hard-capped but there's everybody is hard-capped at a certain amount they can get to yes that's what I'm saying but the things that they don't do to get to there will make them lower so someone could be low to your normally just from being overweight or you know not treating their acne or not like doing certain things not getting a better haircut not treating their eye why do you look at me when you said that and went like that

What? And you're insulting me? Sorry. Do you use conditioner? No, I don't wash my hair. Your hair looks so like frizzy. Do the ladies like if you smell like bugs? Nacho smells like bugs.

Huh? Oh, Nacho, my lizard. Why did you say that? Like, I would know what the hell you're talking about. I mean, Nacho is just that guy, man. Yeah, so I like to... Do you wear fragrances at all? No, no, I've already did this whole monologue, but I don't, I don't shower nothing.

Yeah, so usually I like to not shower for like three days before seeing a girl. And then I shower and then I wear the same shirt that I was wearing. So what it does is it gives off this halo effect of pheromones because girls like the smell of pheromones. Man, you guys are just actually insane people. No, no, no. Are you guys talking to like gold diggers or like genuine retards where the only thing that would sway them into being in a relationship with you is the fact that you're wearing a disgusting shirt? I mean, it's better than...

Have you guys thought about that on a logical level that these are probably not the type of girls that you would even want to be interacting with in the first place? Maybe. Well, what type of girls would interact with us in the first place then? Probably not the ones who would be attracted to an old shirt. True. So you haven't thought about that.

Oh, I have. A lot. But it's kind of a paradox. I'm not going to lie. What's the paradox there? okay so you do you either act a certain way right right you act a certain way to impress girls or it could just act normal like a natural okay act normal act normal and then what happens when you act normal but you get no results I mean that that's that I'm not even asking you that

I'm just asking this for the audience what happens when you act normal and you get no results I there could be a multiple reason multitude of factors here but I feel like if if it's really just because of your personality, I would say that, I don't think, I wouldn't recommend somebody to change it. Yeah. And also, how would wearing an old shirt help? That's going to be the difference maker in a guy living in a happy marriage? What's going to happen when they become... Wait, we're on two different. We're on two different. What's going to happen when the guy ends up getting in a real relationship and then the

girl sees that he's not showering for three days? She's going to be like, I'm so proud of you. She's gonna be like I'm proud of you. It's hard to shower. Showering hurts. I want to shower. I don't do it because it's better for me not to. I don't take showers.

Because I want to smell bad. But that's not red pillers are like, yeah, mate, just like do this. Yeah, but I'm red pill like a Republican. This red pill you're talking about like with the women stuff, I don't try to talk to girls or anything. I actively avoid it. I think it's bad.

just for... It's kind of gay. I don't think it's gay. I think that you would say that because you're a little gay. I just think it's not super productive. Yeah. I don't think so either. Right.

Left. Do you mug Wings of Redemption? Oh my God. That's a good... Wings of Redemption, man. That guy... I haven't seen that guy in a while. Yeah, I mug.

I mug. I mug. How does that work? He looks way better than you. Well... That's your opinion. Somebody should make one of those edits where they show you and then Wings of Redemption. Yo, Wings of Redemption, I'm Mog you to Oblivion.

No, I'm saying they should make one where you look like shit. It's also a normal photo of you and then a bad photo of him, you know what I mean? Alright, wait, wait, wait. Can I ask the podcast? Who moogs here? Who mog's the hardest? You said that and you started going like this. That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. You guys are insane people. Should you flush the toilet or save water? I just pee in the shower, so it just goes down the drain. And then when I shit, I just waffles stomped down. Like that. I don't believe that you don't use a toilet. Why would I need to? I just don't believe that you don't do it.

I just feel like you're trying to be, like, funny. Like, oh, I don't, you take a shower. I think you're trying to be funny too because you don't smell that but you say you don't shower that was my joke you retard oh so that was my joke too

but you know what I'm not joking I'm serious it was actually a paradox telling you the paradoxes go crazy I feel like I'm in a paradox right now dude this doesn't feel real I think that's mostly it I think I've ran out of questions

That was like 20 minutes Well, I think it's been a little more than that It hasn't been a super long interview But I have to be honest I kind of scheduled too many episodes in one day So I have to end it early before the next guy gets here Just say I'm the least Was that the least interesting one?

Today? Well, I don't think you're gonna be more interesting Than Longneck That guy? Daddy Longnecks Yeah, he's the next guy coming in What time? In like five minutes Can I meet him?

You'll meet him outside, yeah. We don't do a collaborative episode with the guest, but you'll see him outside. Do you think you mug Longneck? Because he has a way better jawline. I don't think it looks matter. I think it's all about being confident. He looks like shit, though.

Come on. Yeah, but if he has confidence, then that's all that matters. But what about... I'm not like that. Does that help him? I don't think we should make fun of people for disabilities they have. It's not a disability. He does.

He does. What's his disability? I forget the one... It looks like a freak! No, it's the same one that Pao Envy has. Pao Envy, who's that? Forget what the condition's called. It's the guy who has like cockroaches in his room and he streams?

Asman Gold? Oh my god, that guy's disgusting. I don't know who you're talking about. It's another guy. Well, thanks for coming on. I have to film with Longneck. Oh yeah, bro. Hey, uh, thanks for having me on, bro. Um... Yeah.

I didn't, you didn't give me a... why would I take your water? I'm actually so thirsty, I'm gonna die. Are you fucking kidding me, bro? Maton, you're such a fucking jestic. You're actually a jestice. You're actually a jester. You're a jester. You're a jester. Jester.

Jester. Jester. Jester. Oh shit, long time. Longness here. No, long dance. Go along then.