The Matan Show - Matan Even Heated Debate vs Steiny & A Clown

Episode Date: April 12, 2026

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When West Jet first took flight in 1996, the vibes were a bit different. People thought denim on denim was peak fashion, inline skates were everywhere, and two out of three women rocked, the Rachel. While those things stayed in the 90s, one thing that hasn't is that fuzzy feeling you get when WestJet welcomes you on board. Here's to Westjetting since 96. Travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at westjet.com slash 30 years. Hello everybody. Welcome back to the podcast for today's episode. We have a couple different guests.

is going to be a little bit of a special episode. For today's first guest, welcoming a Domino's employee. For the second guest, welcome in a clown. For the third guest, welcome in a Tyrion Lannister-like. And for the fourth guest, welcoming a Jewish m-hs.

For today's co-host, we have my manager of our flooring. These blast his shoes. All right, then. And for the fifth guest, Welcome in the riddler. Really. Come in first, Reader and then.

All tight. Varifilar, you can come. Squeeze here. So we have a little bit of production problems. We only have one mic for you guys. One mic. So we have to share that. He can actually...

He can kind of sort of use mine a little bit, or you can swing it back and forth. So if you guys can each individually introduce yourselves, and I'll doubt one. Sounds good. Who are we starting with me? In any order you like. You seem to have taken the dominant position.

Hello. I'm downtown clown. My real name is Steve Triola. Yo, my name is little Johnny. I'm here to the party. What's up? I'm Z, the pizza guy. All the way over here.

Stani. Can you further introduce yourself, Stine? No, that's it. That's all he wants to say. A man, a few words. Okay. And out of all you four, which one, assuming there was an all-out brawl

to the death would come out of the victor? I would. You believe so? Check out the cauliflower ear. Oh, shit. Okay, yeah, that's true. Color ear, yes. One of the best restaurants.

You don't have it on the other ear? No, I got a little bit on the other ear, not as much. It started the cauliflower. Did you do the fake one or you just hammer your ear? No, no, I was a wrestler, one of the top wrestlers in the state of Pennsylvania. So I can pretty much, I think, take everybody here. What about you? What do you think?

How do you think you would come out of the victor? I'll get him at all. By the way, make sure I know it's going to be a little bit tough. but when you're talking, just swing the mic back and forth to you. I'll get on my best. You're at a height disadvantage, though. Yeah? So what a nasty thing to say?

I'll beat the clown's ass. I'll beat the Riddler's ass. The kid in the Ferrari jacket. Your ass. The clown's ass again. And then I'd hang out you too. He's dreaming. I could drop him like a bad habit.

Stania, are you willing to take these words to real life and fight the clown right now? Yeah. No, I want to take it. all four of you right now. Would you wrestle him right now? If I could put him on his back in about 30 seconds, trust me. I could hit him with a lateral drop, slap a guillotine on him. I could snap his neck and be sipping out of a straw the rest of his life. Let me see your other ear real quick. Riddle me this. Little cauliflower. This is the good cauliflower one.

Get it on my back? Domino's guy? What about you? I'll bring the pizza. You'd like you might be able to tussle a little bit. No? No. Who knows?

You know, that's one of those things where you just... Who knows? I feel like the least likely is the Jewish Tyrion Lannister Light. Like? I don't know. I've known some pretty tough Jews. I'm from upstate New York, and I knew some Jews do. Are you Jewish?

No, I'm Italian. Okay. Are you willing to do all those moves to Stiney right here? I feel like... If you're willing, he said he's ready to get down right now. He doesn't want to do that with me. No, I don't want to hurt the guy. Seems like I can back out.

If you really want to be in a razzolous dude, I would. But trust me. First of all, first of all, it's not fair. I'm twice in size. So it wouldn't even be a fair wrestling match. Well, he's half his size. He'd be wrestling at a weight class of probably like, I don't know, 126 or something.

I'd probably be at like 155 or something like that. He should be wrestling in one size. So it wouldn't even be fair anyway. And I imagine, by the least, looks him I bet he'd be a pretty good wrestler for his weight class because wrestling's based on your weight classes we can have a guy do live shot it wouldn't even be fair because I'm like way I'm like so much bigger than him anyway it wouldn't even it just wouldn't be fair but you're willing to try it out right now if you wanted me too I would would you guys go right there right now and try it out beat the clown's ass right now like how we want to go on a clown or not I'm serious let's have let's this is a good start to this show do you want to go you can establish a physical

dominion yeah you're piss me off I'm not going to lie I'll hold I'll hold whatever you need I'm not going to wrestle Scott. I don't want to hurt him. You were talking shit. You said you have colleague power. Look, if he wants me to wrestle him, I would wrestle him. He wants you to wrestle him. He doesn't want me to wrestle him.

You could definitely put the foot on. Yeah, I would have to take my damn shoes on. You know what? Maybe I would lose with these damn clown shoes on, though. So, Mr. you know what? Maybe he's right. With these big fat fucking shoes, I made trip on myself and that'd be the end of it.

Do you ever maybe have some consequences? Do you use this type of language around children? No, around, it's a totally different thing around kids. Around kids, obviously, you got to watch everything you say is I do a lot of slapstick comedy, fall downs, walking into walls, that kind of thing. But then if you're doing an adult party, of course, it's going to be totally different. It's strange, you do a lot of adult parties now, too. But adult parties, it depends on the group. You've got to feel it out.

Sometimes there's cussing, there's swearing, there's, you know, sexual jokes. And obviously, different kids, if you're going to be performing at a preschool like that, three, four, five-year-olds, that's going to be a lot different than like six, seven, eight-year-olds or whatever. And I have a question for you now. I have some different questions for each guy across the table and then some general ones, like that one about the brawl. How many calories do you eat per day and how many calories are you?

I eat half about my calories. You what? I eat half. Half your calories? What does that mean? A half intake of a normal person. Oh, so if a normal person eats like 21, you're at like a thousand fifty pretty much interesting and what about you about like

950 I don't know a couple thousand couple thousand thousand explain the problem yeah how many do you eat recently I've been on like 800 I've been on a diet what about you because you're making food and stuff nah actually I eat I cook I cook working in fast food Visit BetMGM Casino and check out the newest exclusive. The Price is Right Fortune Pick. BetMDM and GameSense remind you to play responsibly. 19 plus to wager.

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pizza that they give you for free? Oh, for free, man. They don't let you have it for free? Hell no. But you could get away with any of you guys free pizza, you gotta be kidding me. Nah, if to get away with free pizza, it's more like oh, you know, I don't know why I just made

this extra large pepperoni for no apparent reason. Let's just put it in the oven anyway and then we throw it to the side. All right. Just to give you like a discolering or anything like that? Yeah, but you know, being an actual customer, you get, it's cheaper being a customer than it is working there. No, yeah, I know, because they always have those online deals.

I get them all the time. They get some really good deals, too. You know, like, they had a... Do you get free pizza where you work, Steini? By the way, are you guys familiar with him or no? No. His dad is a very famous lawyer. He's a famous lawyer.

Very good. That's my problem. He's bringing it out to you because you left it out there. Sorry, boy. So do you... Sorry about that. That's it? I got lots of tricks here.

Let's see one more. That's a bird brain, by the way. Do you think what you do might be offensive to the people like Stiney that you're mocking? First of all, he's not fucking. Take a look at his face in the way his face is shaped. He's actually kind of handsome. And I say that in the most heterosexual way. He's actually a pretty handsome guy's got.

He does have really nice eyes. Seriously, the dude is. I bet women go crazy over your eyes. I would imagine they do. They do. I knew it. I knew it. I know it. There it is.

I'll do another trick. There we go. See, it's just hard to do this because I'm usually like performing in a different manner. So we go, there's one. All right. There's nothing in there. There's two. There's another one.

There we go. And there's another one. No, but it must be in there or in your hands. No, I wasn't in my hands. You can help me with the next one. Okay. All right. Oh, you?

A very simple trick. All right. Just blow on those. Sorry about that. I mean it hit you in the face. Very nice. Very nice. What if somebody's allergic? It's not real. It's not real.

Yo, what was your budget for like the clown? Let's not disclose that. It's $500 an hour. Really? No, it's not $500 an hour. Okay, following up. Why has God punished us and giving him more money than any of us? Well, first of all, there is no God, so.

Anybody has a response to that? You're Jewish, right? No, I'm not Jewish. He's Jewish. That he's not Jewish? You are Jewish, right? He said he's not Jewish. You can be Jewish and be an atheist, by the way. I know a lot of Jewish people that are atheists.

And I know a lot of Jews people that aren't rich, too. But I know a lot of Jewish people that aren't rich, too. I've never met... A poor Jewish person? I've never met a poor Jewish person. I know I have friends of mine that are poor Jewish people. I agree with him. I know some Jewish people that aren't rich.

Do you know any poor juice? They're not, let's put it. They're not poor, but they're performers. And so they're just kind of waiting for their big break. What is going on back there? Very good. That's an irritating pitch he's got over there. Very irritating pitch.

I think it's amazing that you guys have really personality for the camera. I think that's a real skill. I don't get to control. He's my mind. So you get to do whatever you want. For God's sake, shut the hell up. Personality for the camera? Dude, this is how they are every day.

They don't, this is what they do. That's what they do. I'm not kidding you. This guy wears this thing every single day. The dip shit in the Riddler outfit. Dresses up every day. Doesn't say a word. That's Riddler?

Meton wears that same jacket every day. This is their lives. You probably wears the same. Wait, wait, wait. Who am I to say, you know? I'm going to... We're not mocking you. You're walking us because you're down on $100 million.

I'm a clown. First of all, let me say this. I don't mock us. I'm a clown. I expect to be mocked. Okay, I get paid to be mocked. Okay. So it matters to me at all.

Which I agree with, by the way, was that you were going to slam him on his neck and then put him in a guillet to you. You asked who could win to take everybody here. No, I just said, in. general, I could take everybody here and I could. And I wasn't picking it him specifically. I'm just saying in general

I could. All right. All right, fine. I'm not going to give up the championship bout right away. If you take the pizza driver, you can all go next. Why? I don't know. I feel like you're in good shape. No?

Definitely not. There's no way you'd be able to beat my manager, though, because he rolls around with the gun. I could drop him like a bad habit. He'd better use that gun. You guys didn't see me on Soft White Underbelly? No. Oh man, you missed a good one.

You were on there? Yeah, the obsessive-compulsive clown. Yeah, I had like one of the best episodes. They had over 2 million people watched me. They said my interview was one of the best ones they had. I'll check it out. And you got to watch the documentary about me, Fears of a Clown. It's airing at the...

Did you check that one outside? It's here. John Casey. John Wayne Gacy. Yeah. No. the needle. John Wayne Gacy, R-Hickton Murder, 33 young men and boys.

You can learn about him at the California Clown Museum, which I don't. He's my idol, my hero. God, though, you kidding me? Yeah, I should know that because I, yeah, what was? What was, excited? That's right, yeah. He was a six, like God.

Question around the table. Yes, yes, please. We'll get an answer from each one. Let's start with him, because he hasn't really got in. So many words yet. Did you prefer when Gorbachev is in power? Corbachev? Gorbachev?

Russia. No. You did not prefer it? Shh. No, no. No, Staini? No political comments at this time. Better than who they have now.

I have no idea who that is, but... Go him? He was like the... I don't know if he called him the president or whatever. He sent that dog to Mars or whatever. Didn't he? He sent a dog to the... No, he was one of the guys who was supposed to, like, the wall going down.

He was very more into capitalism and that sort of thing, because they found that communism really wasn't working in Russia and it wasn't so much that people were being exploited from communism but he sent a dog to Mars they're still going to start the dog to Mars and once the air went out in that thing the dog exploded I didn't know that really what do you think what happened it's like when that uh that space that thing went in the ocean

I didn't know that years ago it combusted I didn't even know about that dog had no fucking clue the dog gave his life for space for space for space exploration I wish they'd send me I'd love to know in space space Him or he can go too. They probably didn't know about this. They probably were killing you guys, unfortunately. It's probably the actual answer.

Anyway, you know why communism actually did fall? People think it was because people were actually... Are you a communist clown? No, I'm not. But anyway, communism actually fell because people were taking advantage of the system. There were people going into factory jobs and they were like getting paid like a nice salary, not doing shit. That's actually why it fell.

It didn't fall because people were being exploited, not having anything. It wasn't working because they couldn't produce anything because people got a paycheck no matter what. You could just go in there, lay on your ass, not do shit, and you still got paid. How did you become a clown, bro? Because he has integrity. I actually owned a candy store in upstate New York.

And I wasn't making any money. And a lady came in there one day, and I'd studied theater anyway. And a lady asked if she knew her. She goes, all the kids hang out here. You know where I can hire a clown? I said, I don't know. She said, why don't you do it? I see you with the kids.

You always making them laugh. They all is funny. And so I said, all right, I'll do it. So I put together a cheap suit and I went and I didn't do any of the stuff I do now. I just acted like an idiot basically. And kids were laughing their heads off and the next week somebody called me, hey, my kid saw you at the party. Then the next, the next, and it was supposed to be this like a thing I'd do for a couple years.

And next thing you knew, it turned into a career. Now I picked, here's your other box of funny magic tricks. This is a question for him. I picked this up sort of when he said he didn't believe in God and you thought he was Jewish and you made a comment there, which I got. I agree with, but it seemed like you might have some political takes that you haven't revealed to us yet. No, my boss is Jewish. I feel like that was going somewhere.

My bosses are Jewish and they just have mad amounts of money. Well, yeah, they own amounts of money. Well, well, they own dominoes. I mean, they should. No, but he said he didn't believe in God. You said, are you Jewish? He said, no. You thought he said, yes.

You said that makes sense. Oh, no, I was seeing this guy because, I mean, obviously Stein, Steinstein, Steinstein. Steinberg. And so I'm like, oh, you're Jewish. Okay. Yeah, you, I wouldn't see you. Like I said, the Jewish people can be atheists, you know. No, they can't.

Yes, they can't. A lot, I know Jewish people that are atheists. They believe in the devil. No, they don't believe in the devil. They don't believe in the devil. Jewish people don't believe that the hell exists. I'm not Jewish. They're trying to bring back the devil to cause havoc on the world.

They are not. Jewish people are not trying to bring back the devil to make havoc. He knows he's true. You won't lose any jobs. I know yourself employed. You guys know how expensive is, the higher, uh, higher, uh, higher, very expensive. They're way more expensive than you.

These are the little people. Because anybody can sort of become a clown. Exactly, right. Not everybody can be a little person. The last gig I did with a little person was really funny. They had like these girls were sitting at breakfast at a table and there's like the morning breakfast and all of a sudden the clown comes crawling out from under the table. And then they had the little person comes crawling out of the table and then they had some other crazy thing come crawling out of the table. And anyway, it's pretty good.

And to make it more interesting, do you guys feel like, you know, affectionate sounds a little bit gay but like you want to stick to you? You want to stick together? Who? All us? No, those two guys over there. Oh, yeah, bro. Yeah. We'll stick together with you all day.

Went together. Yes, sir. Mexicans and Americans always. No, little guys, Tyrion Lannisters. Mexico and America, we stick together. Let's go. Yeah. Don't forget about Canada.

North America strong. Going from Canada to the United States to Mexico should be like going state to state. It's ridiculous. We should be working as one continent, North America. It's ridiculous. Actually, I got a question for you, man. Do you think being a little person becomes a part of your identity, like how you, like being Mexican?

Like you being Mexican, is that like the first part of your identity or being a little person? Are you asking Staini or the mrs? A little person off the bat. That's what people notice. Like, as soon as I walk out in public, that's what they notice. Right away, they notice. Hey, there's a little person. But I would imagine, though, that like, because I had a friend in the building I lived in, she was a manager, she was a little.

she was a little person. And I can see how like at first, yeah, because it's just something different, you look, you know. But I would imagine, like, most people get to know you, they don't even think twice about it, right? Yeah, it's like you don't think anything of it. Yeah, people just have to like, you know, just talk to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just like you don't think anything of it.

Yeah, tell them to shut the fuck up. Can you show you some of the stuff in here? Some of the stuff in here? Of course we've got, let me look this thing out of the way, three juggling balls because all clowns need that to jug. Can I stand up or is that, is that nothing? You can stand up if you like. I don't want to hit him in the face.

But that's not really a problem with mine. Can the camera still get me like this? Yes. It still got me? See, because clowns have to know how to juggle. Because if you're a clown, you can't juggle, then you're just a piece of shit. Okay, nice that.

Wait, give me those. He's going to do it too. There we go. Hey! All right, I'm taking him on my next. He's going with me on my next day. You want to see something even more impressive? I do.

Nice guy. Give me those damn balls. Don't fuck around with me. I'll tell he's at him. I'll tell he's at him. I have more people here than you're styling. All right. What else is in here?

This, of course, a balloon pump. I used to be able to blow those things up. Ah, this is a good trick. Please hold this. Ridler, please hold this. I forget it, Ridler. Don't hold it. You see there's nothing in the bag.

The bag is completely empty. Pizza man. No, there's something in it. Now, be quiet. There is not. Place the balloon in there. I see something in it. Be quiet.

You're ruining the trick. I see something in it. He took the balloon here. We get another one. Lousy balloon won't come out. If this happens in a party, why I get to get a couple dollars off? Because kids put the balloon in the thing.

I feel like I should get a discount. It's in here. Go one, two, three. One, two, three. That's only one. One, two, three. That's only two. One, two, three.

Good, you blow. Blow again. Keep asking him to blow things. Yeah, you twist, twist, twist. A little strange, right? Now, pull the balloon out. Pull it out. There it is.

Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. You know what? That was actually pretty cool. Thank you. That was the best trick. Thank you very much.

Hold on. I'll do another one. No, you keep it now. Why'd you give that to him? Will you hold this egg for me? Me? Yeah, no, I'll give it to the front of this guy over here. Let me take the egg out.

Taking the egg out, hold that. Uh-oh, where did it go? Oh, no, it's not in the bag. Put your hand in there. Is it in there? Yeah, throw it back in. It's in there. Oh, there it is.

there the whole time yes it was I can see through your magic you're a cloud not a magician or a Jew just might be around so they don't see me prepare riddle me this Oh, Taini, are you checking this out? Yeah, I saw it for the first 30 seconds. Holy shit. How the hell is he doing that? Oh my god, there's more. You're checking this out?

This is magic. How did he do it? Yeah, finally it's out. Oh, thank you. Poof, there we go. There we go. Now there's a terrible mess. Hey guys, R, for the interruption.

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Wouldn't it be a much better trick if you opened it and he was inside of it? Yeah, that would be really cool. Do you think you could get him in there? Depends on the trick. Some of those tricks depends how long they last. I mean, your average trick's going to last you about it. Depends on, you know, maybe a couple of years.

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Many promotions are available both in-store and online, though some may vary. I could, I could put it all in. I can squeeze it in there. Would you be with that? We'll pay you $300. $300,000. There's got to be more like $3,000 if I'm going to murder the poor guy. But what does he need the money for after he dies? No, that's true, too.

You have to take in mind also, even if he was alive. His expenses are a lot lower. Isn't that true? That's true. They are. It would be true. Very true. Very, very true.

You haven't said anything in a minute. God bless America. God bless America. A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. Wait, can I ask him? Stiney, which government are you part of? America. Wait, yo, did you deliver a pizza here, or how did they get you here?

Thank you. They kind of just showed up to my job. And, you know, I work with, you know, people who are, like, really, really shy. So I just got a phone call, like, hey, do you know who this guy is? He needs somebody for his show. And I was like, all right. Yeah. Why not?

There's no pizza here. Bummer. Yeah, no, there's no pizza. We go order one, but I wouldn't use my discount. Absolutely, yeah, no. How long has Domino's been around anyway? Does that answer your question? I'm actually supposed to know that.

Really? Yeah, funny that you asked. It's been a while. Didn't it start somewhere in the south, I think, didn't it? Mississippi or something? I think it did. I just know the guy's name was like Dominic and... Yeah, Dominic, yeah.

Dominic Steinberg? That could be potentially true. I have no idea. Domino's is like the leading... I can tell this guy has some hidden opinions, by the way. Domino's is the leading pizza place, right? We all know it. Everybody watching knows that this guy has some hidden,

he had some hidden truth seen there that he's not letting out. He has bald knowledge. Is there anything about Domino's that we need to know? Well, I could just tell you something to say about them, and I just know it. A happy Passover to all my Jewish friends out there. I think Jews are great people. I think people are great people. Thank you.

That's a PR answer. Oh, absolutely. Okay, so then it invalidates the whole situation. If you're going to admit it to PR answer, then why even say it? Last month I did Jewish perm parties. I did tons of Muslim Eid parties, then Passover parties, and then Christian Easter parties. I am a beacon for world peace. This is a question mainly directed at our Domino's friend here.

Oh, my goodness. Who's responsible for the damages if you crash your car into a random house because you're high on M. In delivering pizza at 3 in the morning? A person who's high on M. And you're the person high on delivering pizza three in the morning because you're the guy who works at Domino's Then yeah then my ass would be grass

But you're only there in the first place to deliver somebody a pizza So why should you be responsible You know what? Yeah no you're right you know what people need to get their eating habits right Because if you eat before 7 p.m. anyway your body can't digest it so like If you eat before 7 p.m. Absolutely So you're suggesting people eat after at 3 a.m. where you're crashing your car I always eat at night He's insinuating that everyone that works at Domino's does M-Bes because they can't do other shit.

That's what he was getting at. That's what he was getting at. That's what he was getting at. I was saying if you're awake at 3 in the morning delivering pizza, you've got to wake yourself up somehow. Why is someone ordering pizza at 3 o'clock in the morning? I'd be because they're hungry. I would eat pizza at 3 in the morning many times. Is Domino's, is there any Domino's open 24 hours?

Yeah. I do not think so, no. I don't think so. You know, that's one thing that, because I'm from the East Coast originally. that's one thing I don't get about California is people in California get up so early in the morning it'll be like a Sunday and it'd be 9 o'clock

and they're up and they've been up I mean in New York we're not coming home until the sun is coming up I just I've never been able to get that about California they're like morning people and like two in the morning everything's closed

following up we'll ask another one I don't even know what you're talking about you're fucking clown we'll start with the end of the table because I think this is interesting We have a diverse group here. We have a guy kind of, you know, you deal with some different circumstances, but you're a relatively normal guy, I'm sure. You are also a normal working class guy along with him,

and then he's extremely high class. He's never had to deal with any hardships in his life, so we have a different table here. Did you support the assassination of the United Healthcare CEO of Patrick Bob? I don't support any violence. Okay, there you go, because he's high class. You see, that's where he's getting in. I don't even, oh, you're talking about the kid?

Luigi? Patrick Bob That's who he assassinated. The guy who assassinated the name is Luigi from Mario. And you ask what my opinion is on it?

Did you support it? No. Now it's on you to answer? Do I support it? Yeah. No. No, of course not. I would never support

like murdering somebody like that. However, the people that work in the health insurance industry boy, a good, a good, a good, like, I don't know, man.

Who do you think? I'm lucky because I'm a veteran, so I have VA for all my medical. I don't have to worry about it. But other people, like, I've heard of, like, horse stories, what they've gone through, just trying to get their health insurance. Oh, you were in the military? Yes, I was in the Navy. Do you support the war in Iran?

No, not at all. Okay. He hasn't gone yet. Okay, we'll get on to that. Whoever was killed, you know, don't condone violence, but I can't really say I support or approve it because, I don't know, the dude could have been a serial killer. I don't know who he is.

What? I don't even understand what you just said. The guy who got assassinated, I don't know who is. Oh, well, he probably didn't kill, like physically kill more people than a serial killer, but sort of he probably contributed to a lot more deaths. He was probably, it was probably a prick. I mean, I think I could probably say he's a prick, you know, he's counting numbers, you know, and I get that insurance company's got to make a profit, okay, but when it comes to, first of all, we should have national health care in this country anyway.

It's ridiculous that we don't. That's just, it's insane. I knew you were a communist. I'm not a communist. I'm just saying, for Christ's sake. What about national guns to defend yourself? Of course, a patriot. From communist.

Of course, everybody, I support everyone's Second Amendment. Everybody has the right to bear arms. Because if only the government has weapons and the people don't have weapons, how do people defend themselves against the government if the government gets out of control? So yes, you have to have the right to bear arms. And it's horrible that every now and then some sicker grabs them. machine gun and murders, you know, 50 people or something. But if you take away the right to bear arms, then you can't defend yourself against

the government. I mean, you know, it's just, if the Jews in the, you know, had enough weapons, okay, to defend the n-O-Dohs, they ought guns. Believe me, it wouldn't have gone that far. That's not where I thought that was going. If the African-American, if African-American slaves in this country had weapons, trust me, the plantation owners could not have kept them down. They probably wouldn't have to have.

them though. You have to, the right to bear arms is very important. If you gave those guys on the plantation, those weapons, they probably all they would have done is injured themselves. No, no, they wouldn't have. They would have said maybe if I go and I'll get some food. Those, pack. No. I want to run for office. Just as you are.

I think you could actually have a chance. Yeah, I wouldn't be the first clown who ran for office, that's for sure. Okay. And it's tiny, why do you support the war in Iran? Huh? I don't support any war. Okay. What about you?

No, it's, it's not sense. No war in Iran? No, it's nonsense. Okay. What about you? Uh-oh. A war monger. We found him.

We have an old school conservative. Don't be afraid to tell the truth. Don't hold back. I think wars itself are contradictory. The war and I ran, I'm not educated enough to know exactly what's going on, but I don't think there's a winning side on either one of those ones. No, there's not. It's ridiculous. So I really can't support the war.

especially if they're just going to end up just like bombing each other at the end of the day. But yeah, honestly, I have to ask like a lot of people because I don't even know who's winning. I don't even know who the good guys or bad guys when it comes to those two sides. There is no good guys or bad guys. The whole thing's ridiculous. Okay. I mean, Trump's able to go in and drop bombs, okay, on Iran. Okay, North Korea talks way more shit than Iran.

But he's not going to drop a bomb on North Korea because North Korea will drop a bomb right back. They ain't putting up with any shit. I feel like that answers the question. Well, they shouldn't be. dropped. It's nonsense. The whole day of thing. And in the type, warfare, warfare has been going on from the beginning of time, from the first group of cavemen. Of the first cavemen that threw rocks at each other. Problem is now we have nuclear weapons. And I've been to Hiroshima and it's an horrific thing. Yes, I've been to Harrisima. I heard there's funny zombies there. No, there's not funny zombies

who walk around and if you touch them, they've seen a great thing. I'm saying they have a display there. They have this big oval screen you look down on. And you see Harroweimmy. And you see Harrowe right before the bomb drops and the bomb comes down and it's like red flash. It's up propaganda in Hiroshima. And then the whole thing is dirt. And let me tell you, it's terrifying. We do not need one nuclear weapon on this planet at all. Every one of them should be gone.

Well, I think it's a little far past it down. Well, yeah, it is passive. It would nothing you knew. But the big... Anyway, go ahead. Yeah. Well, I was going to pull it down because the mic was probably blocking it. I thought you were handing it to him again.

Oh, yeah. Well, let's give you his opinion. On the basis of the board. He's starting to reveal more of these ideas. She's coming out of it. The time goes on. Nukes, I think that, you know, nukes would have been,

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Yeah, if they don't have any water, of course. That's not our responsibility. No, here's the thing. Right now, as we're all sitting here, somewhere in the world, somebody's going to die tonight. They're going to die. They're not going to see tomorrow. They should have been born in America. Because they don't have food.

Because they don't have food. That's ridiculous. To have extreme wealth, you have to have extreme poverty. Now, I get that socialism doesn't work because somebody's always going to work harder than somebody else. somebody else was going to be lazier in somebody else but you still have to have just decency though everybody should have food shelter

this is a different argument I've been to Africa I've been to Africa like four times I've been to Kenya Tanzania Ethiopia Ethiopia Ethiopia was amazing by the way Morocco Egypt okay give them a bad idea of what a white man is like no they look like no they're totally

no I didn't go as a cloud no totally absolutely cool people No, I'm not, when I travel, I travel, I've been all over the world. When I travel, I'm not working. I don't come to my clown thing. You went to conduct tests on them. No, I didn't conduct tests on them. You pulled their legs apart.

However, however, I did meet the absolutely most gorgeous girl in Ethiopia that traveled with me for like two weeks. It was phenomenal. I was there. Ethiopia was amazing. I was there for like a month. But anyway. You like black, groups?

It doesn't matter. Black, Asian, Hispanic. It makes no difference to me. European guy. I don't care. My name. My love all women, you know, can I tell you. But why should we contribute to water in Africa?

Okay, go ahead, Megan. Go ahead. Little woman? Huh? Little woman? Yeah, I like little women. You know, here's the thing. Like, I just think like a little woman, you don't want it to be like, like the curiosity thing.

That's why you're trying to bang her. Because that's kind of not cool. You know what I'm saying? But I've seen a lot of little women that were like very beautiful, but you don't want to make it like you're kind of exploiting the man. I bang the, you know, a little person. You know what I mean? So, you know, anyway. But yeah, of course, little people.

I don't care. I don't know. I feel like I met a little guy before. And I guess I forgot, but whenever I think about it, I always wonder if their head is the same size. And my assumption is always no, but he is saying some very offensive things to you. No, I'm not because. No, he had, I've been sitting here, hearing a few things he said about you. Would I be right in saying that he has said, he may not have meant to say, but he's been saying some very offensive things to you.

That's not true. First of all, you called him a mrs. I heard that one, and that's not cool. But that's not, I'm not doing it offensively. It's like, it's still offensive. They're not. Okay, Tyrion and Lannisters. The proper term would be a little person.

Probably going to be a little person Would you I'm sorry What was that? Can I use Tyrion? Tyrion? What does he? I don't even know he's talking What he means? He knows what the fuck I'm talking about me? Oh give me a break come on What does Tyrion mean? I don't know

You don't know? Never heard of that I haven't either Yeah fucking right You probably dresses him like once a week That's probably like your most common gig Is he a famous little person Like a performer?

Essentially yes I got a question for my new friend, the little person There was a lot of controversy over like the seven dwarfs That was Tyrion, that was the guy How like, oh okay, how like little people could have played those parts I would like the, imagine getting the roll It's like one of the three dwarfs like sleepy or dwarfian And they gave it to like, I don't know if they did AI

Or what the hell they did to it And I was listening to Joe Rogan They were just talking about and they were just like There's some little people saying it was a bullshit He's a little person Yeah there was a little person on his show And he was saying No, but he is a little person.

No, but he's not a little person. He is in the same way that's dying. But anyway, you see what I'm saying. That's bullshit. It's like if you're a little person, but you're still an actor, you're still a performer. It's like, what, you're not going to give me the role because you think that it's not politically correct? You think that it's offensive to me? But why should they get the role in the normal guy?

What's your opinion on that? No, I get what you're saying. Yeah, so like the whole AI that would want to do the CGI for Stone White, right? The seven doors? Yeah. Rather give it to the... To real actors. real, you know, little people actors, which is bullshit.

I mean, that can be a role of a lifetime. Can't imagine if you landed the role of sleepy or droopy or... Yeah, take it away? No, what about the guy in the Game of Thrones? You know what? I'm not a... That's the guy I'm talking about. I'm not a picture. I'm not a picture.

You don't know Tyrion Lannister? You don't get that requested to you often? The Game of Thrones, yeah, but I don't pay attention to the... Oh, you don't know who does you just have the costume? I don't have the costume. That was on the list of costumes I was sent. I literally said to it was like the number one. when they send me the options of what I could have you dress as.

It was like Trump, Tyrion Lannister, Marriacci. By the way, if I may. Thank you. Be so. Another question for you. Is it easier for you to hide from ice? To hide from what? Ice.

Ice? Yeah. He's, now he's hitting on the Mexican. But he's really coming after you, man. The little person. Because he's more interesting than you guys. Anybody can be a cloud.

Yes. It's a good question. Yes. Everybody can be a client. Everybody can put makeup on. He has personal experience that we can never have. First of all, the guy was born in America, so why is he going to fear ice? I don't know if he was.

He was born. I can tell. You were born in America, correct? I can tell. I can tell the way he's... He didn't say he was born in America. He said he had American citizenship. He said he was born in America.

Okay, well, listen. It's so obvious. I'm not the type of guy to call ICE on you unless they pay me with his own. I would find if I was a Mexican-American, the fact that any, anytime somebody meets me, it, obviously, they just assume I wasn't born here, too. I think I would find that kind of offensive even. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

Just because I'm Mexican. Were you born here? Did I say that? No, no. Well, no, but you kind of insinuate that by asking me if he's afraid of ice, that's insinuating that he may not have been born here. Is it more likely that somebody's from Mexico if they're Mexican or if they're not Mexican? Well, obviously, I'm Italian.

It'd be more likely I could be from Italy because I'm Italian. Don't ask me and insinuate that I'm a bad guy. But you were what I'm saying? He's objectively correct. You're asking if he had to fear ice. Look at what he's wearing right now. He says Mexico. Well, because they ask him to dress like that.

Is it ridiculous that I would assume that he might not be born here? Yeah, that is ridiculous. Just in the conversation that I've had with him. Who is the most likely to be from Mexico at this table? Of course he is. That's ridiculous. So then why are you acting like me insinuating that is a problem? Because just having a conversation with you can tell he's got American written all over him.

He's American. It's so obvious. I was just asking, well, also, let's say he didn't even. have the Mexican clothes on but physically he looked maybe like he was a Hispanic person. Okay. Some police officers may be racist. Some ICE officers maybe they would. Yes, you're right. You're right. So then still he would have to hide from them. I stand corrected. You're right. You're right. That's right. That what does make sense. I bowed your magnificence and my intelligence. I think I could hide from them.

Yeah. That's true. I'm talking about how short I am. You could have a problem. You could probably do things that if I was in your, not in your position, but if in the position we're referencing, I couldn't. While we're on the whole, I could. Why we're on the whole, You can pretend to be a tire. While we're on the whole ice thing, okay, that whole thing is ridiculous anyway. Okay, this whole thing you're like trying to deport all these people is absolutely ridiculous. It doesn't add up mathematically. Okay, it just, forget about everything else, human rights and all that.

Just simple economics, it doesn't make sense to try to pull all these people and think. It costs so much money. It's ridiculous. You would be better just to say, guess what? If you're in here now, it's not if you ever murdered somebody, rub the bank or some shit, guess what? You're in. Lucky day, you're in, everybody's in. All right, now, anybody coming in from this moment on A,

we ain't playing games, you ain't going to... That's fine. But to try to deport all these people now, it's a burden on the taxpaying citizens. It's just ridiculous, the whole damn thing. Well, some people are complaining about it because they're spending so much money on the immigration, to my understanding, but it's not really working.

They're not super successful at it. You're not successful? And the president promised that he would be, and people like Stiney, who got him elected. Well, Trump's... I feel like Trump's... Trump's... Okay, but he is a good showman.

I mean, I find him comical with the things that he says and that. Okay, well, let's get tiny's take on. All right, go ahead. By the way, you don't know, I lost my voice. You interviewed him four times. I lost my voice.

You interviewed Trump, that's awesome. I lost my voice. You go ahead. You take this one. You want to have a little... Why would he take that one? What was the question? Do you just want your opinion on Trump?

You want something for your throat? Yeah, yeah. A little butter scards it is a clown. That's what I... You're good for something. It's a clown. That's what I use. That's probably poisoning.

No, and I'm working with kids. I've got to be very vocal, and a lot of you have to sometimes you suck on a... Trust me, it's safe and delicious. That almost went somewhere very bad. It's safe and delicious, trust me. I do would like to know about that interviewing the Trump project. That is amazing.

You're going to be Trump. I'm impressed. How's that? You shouldn't be. What you see is what you get. Same guy you see on TV is who he is. I mean, I think that's why. I think that's why.

a lot of people liked him. Well, yeah, I think you Genentee. No, I like that about him too. You know what you're getting. Okay, I still can't believe that he actually won, though. I mean, there's a lot of people that I like, they're great entertainers, but I still wouldn't want them running the country. Okay, and

I find Trump, I do, I find him entertaining. You don't have to pull the mic close to me. Oh, I'm sorry. I do. I find Trump entertaining, but I don't. You'll be punished for that. I don't, I don't see him as president. We'll go now to the Domino's employee. I'll have a question for you. Has Jake Paul's father, Greg Paul, ever ordered

pizza at your domino's establishment I wouldn't know honestly I didn't even know who a Jake Paul's father name was till now on Greg Paul okay there has been some people who walked in I was just kind of like oh what do you met some famous people there was the most famous um kind of in my book it would be this guy named fiction he's like a dancer okay in my book but everybody probably has their different opinions I know if you're familiar with Shoreline Mafia okay Phoenix some other couple guys there oh cool see they eat Domino's pizza too yeah I actually meet more famous people outside of work yeah it's like in everyday

life what would Steinie rank among them he's up at the top I forgive me but I've just just I'm learning who you are today doesn't have a fucking clue who you are it's all good yeah that's fine I'd rare but it's all good is that it quite it's so like when you have a lot of money do you want to be well-known or like more like I don't have a lot of money. His father has money. I don't have money. And he lives off his father's dime.

Good for him. But no, just on the internet. On the internet, people have seen me, but the money thing, don't have it. Are you doing TikTok? YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, yeah. I'm going to look at it. Yeah. I'm going to look at it too.

Honestly, I didn't even know I was doing the show. I thought I was going to his house. He said, yo, I ordered Dominoes. Do you want to come over? And I thought I was going to his house. Yeah, he's a fucking liar. I gotta give another plug. My book is not.

Don't cry. You can get it came out too. We're going to have to bleep that. Do you want to plug your Domino's location? Yeah. You're trying to get him fired? Absolutely not. This is what these rich people do.

They try to take down the small guys. Would Dominole? Would Dominals have a problem with you being in your uniform? They always want to hurt the small guys. I think so. Like, could you literally get in trouble, like, your job if they said, say, what were you doing in the Domino's uniform? You represent us, our franchise, and you're on this podcast.

Could you get in trouble? You're probably fired, by the way. That was actually, like, my first, like, concern. Issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanted to flip the inside out, but, yeah. Wait, wait, the best thing about being, the best thing about being a clown, I feel like you can't really get fired.

Unless you do a really shitty performance. Well, I don't worry. I'm self-employed, so the only point they can fire me is kids can just say they don't want me at their party. That's what could happen. Why you... But kids, you put me in front of like a preschool, I will have those kids to laugh in their heads off. They will be just on the floor going crazy. Question for you.

Yes. Why do you like working around children? It's a little suspicious. It's not... Here we go. Do what I like about kids? When you get older, okay, you lose something. Okay, like we like kids, okay, the only thing kids want to do

All the kids want to do is have fun. They just want to laugh. If the kids not laughing and having fun. That's what's so nice. That's the beauty of being a kid. If they're not having fun, they're mad, they're crying, they're upset. They just want to have fun. And I wish as adults we can live like that.

Nothing else matters. It would be completely gay. Be happy and have fun. And that's what's cool about kids. That's what's so cool about kids. They just have fun. They laugh at everything. They don't, they don't, they don't,

give you shit. It's, it's, they're fun, they're just fun to entertain. Now, let's say, I have an interesting hypothetical here. You were hired to do like some preschool thing, you know, you were hired to make a bunch of kids laugh, and you get there and it's a bunch of people like him. What, little people? Yeah. I'd make them laugh too. I'm saying, but you were told that it wasn't in. They're all pretending to be four years old. That would be, that would be a hilarious gig, actually. That would be funny. And there's a whole bunch of little people. They would actually be playing the gag on me then is what would be happening. Oh, it would be great.

You'd be weird. I'd be fine. It'd be hilarious. It'd be great. I'd go right along with the whole thing. I've done a lot more. What's getting more popular now, too, is a lot of adult parties. Actually, tonight I had a party to do at a frat.

Somebody called me, this is right after you called me. A guy called me from a one minute and come to his frat and perform for everybody his frat. Clowns are doing a lot more adult parties now, too, which is strange. Are you scared of getting hazed if you did a frat party? No, no, no. I've done a few college frat parties. I've done a ton of marr-demeeting places. I've got one next week I'm doing.

They have made all the time. Yeah, I do a lot of wheygigs. I've done, it's not, yes, the majority of performances I do are for kids, but you do a lot of adult gigs too. I've done several television commercials and I did one for Kia. I did one for a law firm. So, I mean, you know, you're not just doing just kids stuff. And can you four guys rank yourself from most usable to least? Most usable.

Let's start with him. Let's start with him. Would you be useful or usable? Let's start with him. My career wise? No usable people. Oh. I haven't.

I mean. I don't know what he means. No ego, but 100 out of 10. No, out of the 4. You're not out of 10. Like out of you 4. If I'm rating my usability, 100 out of 10. You still didn't understand the question.

And I was going to say you were the first out of 4, but you've been at least demoted to second because of an intelligence issue. But that makes me the most usable. Well, it makes you the most easily taking advantage of. The most usable, like the most resourceful, the guy you can use the most for things. Oh, yeah.

Me. Your number one out of four? 100 out of 10. Still don't get in your back. Now you're at three out of four. Okay, cloud now. I don't know, because I don't know what these other guys can do. I mean...

Well, that's the point of the question. I mean, I would say I would have to be one of the top because not only my... clown I know how to do a lot of stuff like I own the California clown museum I did all the plumbing all the electric I did all the carbon drill I don't think that well okay yeah I'm a clown I'm a clown I'm a clown yeah so I keep pitching all these things that I have I know okay out of four he says okay he basically said one out of four I like I said it's I mean of course I can say I can't say I can no I can't say number one because I because I do have some

other issues so I wouldn't say one I don't I don't know. I don't know what the... Just give a number. I don't know what the... Alright, you know what, just one for the hell of it. Okay. Let's say one. Maybe he's gonna say one.

I would say probably one of the lease. Lease? Dude! Why is that? We have a... We have a... Domino's? We have a clown. We have a lawyer.

He's not a lawyer. Don't give him that much credit. That's a lawyer. That's a lawyer. That's useful. Oh, yes. See? That's not what I mean.

I'm not saying who was the most of resources, because then the answer is obvious. I'm talking about as a person with their own skills. Who's the most useful? I think... If you're on a survival island, who would you do? I think it goes... One, two, three, four.

Like you're the most useful? Lease useful. Lease useful. Why would you say that? Because you guys are both super useful, and you are too. You're quick on a bike. You can entertain people and talk, like, politics, and probably be fucking complete without. I would say one...

I was going to give you two, but you clearly have an intelligence. problem two three four and then I feel like you're just cool to have around the house that's probably way more insulting than anything I've said so how's that insulting because minor like Target is like kind of a joke no but he said you're cool to have around the house yeah but he'd be saying that's a ridiculous that's a little person he's of course he does no it doesn't he's a cool to hang out because he just he likes his personality he's cool relaxed laid back more than 10 words he doesn't know shit about his personality

I think the correct order, and this is no discrimination, but, you know, we got older, we got Pops over here. Yes, I'm older. You know, how much you could carry. Fuck you, pops. And, you know, I can't carry that much because, you know, my body just doesn't work well. He can't carry too much, so, you know, you might be number one, man. Could be. Because I can carry the most, yeah.

Probably, yeah. I don't think you can carry more than you guys. That's true, sure. What's your max pieces? I Yeah, how many's the most pizzas You had to carry in one place, though? I'm going to be honest

You kind of give me the vibes Like the taking the detour And you might be late Type shit Because you want to like pull off Smok cigarette, maybe weed Chill That's fucked up

The opposite Oh, you're quick? I'm in the books Really? Yeah, I'm the books But How, what's the most pizzas You had to deliver to one place or stuff?

Like you're carrying like 50 pieces What's the most you've ever had to carry to one house? One part of you? party or something. Probably like one and a half because I actually make the pizzas. No, but how many actual pizzas if you had to bring in? The most pizza you had to carry to a house. Probably a hundred. A hundred pieces. Holy shit. Over at the station, these Hollywood companies come over and you got to eat the whole proof, so I'll probably do it.

He delivered 100 pizzas and that's all you can do. Yeah, by the way, that guy doesn't even drive a Ferrari. I believe it. You know he doesn't drive a Ferrari. I believe he doesn't. I've seen his car. He drives a Honda. The guy's a retard.

Barabara, barabada, barabada. What does that count for? How useful is this? It's not useful at all. He's no rhythm. He doesn't have a rhythmic hum to that. Why are you insulting him? Well, that's actually.

that's a little bit better now. See, he's doing a little bit better now, though. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I'd rather hear AKB. I'd rather hear AKB-408. See, that is like more than irritating. Abnoxiously irritating.

But that's all right. More power, more power to you. Hey, so what's a you guys' three chemistry? Like, would you be like the brains of the operation? He's a riddler. He's one of you guys. You guys just haven't included him in any of your conversations. Yeah, Ridler's a, Redler isn't quite a clown, but he's kind of in that clown thing.

Please God, shut up. He's kind of in the- And then that's my manager. He's in the realm of the clown thing, although he's not a clown. He's one of those guys who stands on Hollywood Boulevard. Oh, really? Is he one of those guys in Hollywood Boulevard? But clearly he has some speaking issue, so he's not really involved.

Do you guys make pretty good tips over there doing that? A Hollywood Boulevard thing with pictures and all that kind of stuff? I'm going to take that as a negative. He doesn't look too happy. Oh, he smiled. He smiles, so he must do all right with those tips over there. I met a guy over there was a Superman. You'd swear this guy walked out of the movies.

He looked exactly like Superman. I mean, he had the face, the body, and everything to go to it. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead, Ridler. He cracked his jaw, but we have no... Was that a fucking aneurism? I don't know what that. He just popped his jaw.

somehow. Can you do that shit? No, I can't do that. Okay, so then don't think about who you're talking to. No, I bow to his magnificence. You make all these assumptions. I bow to his magnificence. Look, yeah, now he's telling me about it.

If only I could pop my jaw like that, I would be a better person. That's pretty good, too. What the hell? I can't do that either. That's arthritis, my boy. It's the opposite of arthritis. I think I got arthritis in this finger right here because I can't bend it all the way down and touch him. I don't know why it does that.

And at night, this finger will get numb for some weird reason. I don't know why. Now who out of you four, another similar one to some of the last ones, would be able to put up a house the quickest. Who could build a house the fastest? I know my answer. I could.

No, you're not number one here. I could. No. He's a clear number one choice. I don't think I could. Don't doubt yourself. High advantage. It's in your blood.

High disadvantages. But you'll be quick and crafty. Like, are you guys faster? Maybe the lower half? of the house. No, what I'm saying, like, are you faster or you're slower? I can't tell where it would lead. Like, I could imagine you being, like,

sort of like a bird who's extremely fast. You can never catch it. It's like when they tell the wrestlers to try to catch a chicken. I don't know. We just have to find out. Even that was less insulting than what he said earlier about having you around the house, right?

I feel like that was the nastiest thing said so far. That was not nasty. That was the nastiest thing. I feel like you'd be quick, though. like a crib. Yeah, I think he's number one. Yeah. One, two, three, four. Why is he last?

Huh? Process of elimination. He carried he carried 100 pizzas. No, no, no, no, no. Absolutely. That is a compliment. I appreciate it. Why is that a compliment? He's basically calling you weak and slow. An incompetent.

Nah, I mean, I feel like those are one of the things where, you know, you let money do what to do. What the hell are you talking about? He says he says he wants to hire something he's not building that he's smart actually I'm not building the damn house I'm not building the damn house I'm not smart because that wasn't the question I wasn't asking who would hire somebody to build a house good point we all would hire somebody to build a house of course that's a good point right thank you for laughing very

nice next question can everyone here name one thing they don't like about steiny damn we'll start with you take your time we'll be here online we got If you want to do a couple, you can do a couple. I got to be honest about it. Seem like a cool guy outside of all this. What do you don't like about Steinbe? Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, you can compliment him.

Don't compliment him. I just, I give you money. I dislike the fact I'm never going to see him again. Yeah, yeah. Fucking bullshit. But that's, but that's not a trait about the person. All right, all right. Being mad about your life circumstances.

Third time's a charm. All right. You really are a complete fool. I'm sorry. Like, no offense. I'm trying to punch down. It's just... Not that I am punching down, but...

Don't take that shit from him. I dislike the unbranded white tea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I'll take that. Yeah, yeah. I don't like the watch. I hate wearing watches. They bugged me.

Any kind of jewelry. I don't like any of it. There. Go ahead. His watch, that's it. Only that other than that great guy. What was the question? What don't you like about him?

What do you not like about him? It's tough. I never met you before. You don't have to say anything mean. I'll say, if I had to be honest, maybe the hair cut. Don't look, don't look into the blue eyes, though, because you'll be captivated if you do that. I love it. I'll say, if you look into those blue eyes, Eric, if you look into those blue eyes of his.

Let's say one thing we don't like about Matan. You want to do that? You guys cool that? We can play that game. I don't really like that he asked us all to show up and then he just fucking runs his mouth. They're being paid to be here. Without, You guys are getting paid?

Of course. What? You're getting paid too? I'm doing this for free. I just don't pay the famous people because they deserve it for free. I'm going to put this makeup on and all this and come on his money. No. Oh, he's a,

you're a cheap fuck. I don't like that. I pay every guest who's not famous on the show. Okay. Well, I think you're an asshole. You're fucking. You're a dead. you're a complete

you're a phony you're a phony a fraud fucking self-loving Jew um loathing and news I would say instead of self-loathing and uh considering I'm German

and uh yeah no those are my four things if you want to go ahead go ahead and insult him now we're comparing Germans with the Jews that ain't true we know already come on give me a fucking

okay that's fine are we all saying something yeah yeah you're supposed to insult the guy you can insol-do me. Go. You do ask a lot of questions, like personal question. Yeah. He called you a m-

I appreciate that. He made a good point. We're on a podcast here. He called you a m-m-a-m-n-it. No, I didn't. That was disgusting. Riddle me this. That's a nasty word. I would not do it. He did it, did it. Did I do that? He did it. Did I do it? He did it. He did? He referred for you as a What's up with that blue A navy looking pea coat

That's all I have to wear Are you like him You didn't earn the right to wear that You weren't in the Navy It looks like a Navy It looks like a Navy peacoat This is the same fabric as a Navy peacoat I don't think that's how that

You didn't earn the right to wear that You didn't earn the right to wear that Pizza driver because you guys, come on. Whatever. Pizza driver now. I can't criticize his hair because I wish I had just an eighth of it. You have very Jewish hair. I have no fucking hair.

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I used to be really fucking handsome. I mean, fucking, like, gorgeous handsome. Used to. You are, man. No, my hair fell out. Now, I'm just a clown.

I mean, I was fucking, like, gorgeous. In my 20s, I made a living off of my looks. I made a ton of money. But then I lost it all when I opened a restaurant in Toronto. idiot I know stupid keep taking the mic from me he's very disrespectful

established dominions don't let him do it next time he tries He called you Stupid he called you a fool My biggest dilemma Was that I wasn't going to get paid But if I Did I tell you you weren't getting paid

You just assumed you weren't Yeah it was an assumption No So if I had one thing I would say I hate that I know every senior channel, bro. Okay, well, again, you seem to not understand.

Yeah, that's not how the question works. No. Anyways, we have to wrap it up now because Longneck is coming in. Longnecks coming in. We're going to host a debate panel. I want to get it on the debate. I love the debate. Why can I get in on a debate?

Call me back for a debate, man. I will go toe to toe with anybody in a debate on any issue, man. How about this? To end this episode before Longneck comes in, you guys actually have an actual fight. No, we're not going to fight. We're not fighting. Why not? Can I get the mic? Because I'm not fighting.

No. But I will... I will personally... I'll personally pay you a day rate, whatever it is. You've got to go with him the next three days. Everywhere he goes, and I'll double your day rate. Okay, I would do it. Yeah?

You just have to hang out with him. No, he can just hang out with you and... Huh? I can have him bring me stuff? He can talk all you want, educate you on history, whatever you need. But you are with him for the next three days. I'll double your day rate. I'll pay it up front.

But you have to be with him for three days. Yeah, but what three days, though? Right now. Starting right now? I can't start right now. Why? Because tomorrow I have to meet my account to pay my fucking taxes. Yeah, we pay taxes.

But I'm going to give you money in cash. You don't even have to report. You still got to pay your damn taxes. Technically, yes, but not really. I still got to pay my taxes. You don't really have to. I'm paying you in cash. You don't have to report it.

Technically, you don't have to, but if you buy property, like I own property, okay, the IRS is going to want to know, where did you get the money to buy the property? if you just filed zero on your taxes. Okay, if you just bought a property for like, you know, $500,000, they're going to want to know where did the money come from? You can't just like, you know. Okay, dude, here.

I'm not going to, I didn't make anything. I'm telling you, it's coming from me right now. I'm paying you, okay? Five grand. Follow him everywhere for the next day's. Yeah, everywhere. Yeah. I swear to God, $2,500 up front.

$2,500 up front. I would do it, but I don't believe. No, everywhere he goes. Yeah, you stay with him. and I can have him bring me food and stuff I would do it for five grand Can I have you as to long neck? Because I'm the...

Who's long neck anyway? He's the next guest. Oh, uh-oh. Hey, what's with the guy that has like the samurai? Oh, whoa. What's going on? What's with the samurai mask on this guy over here? Like he's got to pull out a sword

and cut somebody's head off or something. That's Mike. That's Mike with the samurai get up? Because he's a Muslim. Muslim. Don't wear those what Muslim women wear those well you haven't met a Muslim man who wears one one I had hundreds of Muslim men none of them wear those and I had a Muslim girlfriend for a while too she was from Iraq a matter of fact and a Jewish girlfriend from from Israel oh no see that and they were back to back to back I was seen both of these girls okay we we have to anyway with long neck now all right great thanks for coming on thanks for having me man for coming thank you

Thank you.