The Matan Show - Matan Exposes Dillon Latham For Being a Pathetic Clout Chaser

Episode Date: May 31, 2026

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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Dylan Latum. We'll come in. For today's co-host, we have my manager, ViroFlooring. Welcome in Virofloring. Don't hurt yourself. Is this the chair you want me to use?

Well, do you have another chair that you can see that you're sitting in? I didn't bring, no, I didn't bring one. Okay, so then the answer is yes. All right. So if you can pull the mic close to you and then introduce yourself to those who might not know you and all that one. My name is Dylan Latham. I'm a looks max creator I help people look better

I'm the villain I'm weapon X I mean I'm a lot of fucking things To be honest with you You weren't talking like this 30 seconds ago Before we started filming Yeah because I don't want to Why would I talk about being the fucking villain Until we're here, you know what I mean?

Well it's just a complete change of attitude Are you playing some sort of character Your views have fallen What? You think that I'm playing a character? I just saw you like 30 seconds ago And you were behaving nothing like this It's a mix. I mean, sometimes it's a character. Sometimes it's not. It just depends. Is that something you said before or is just you never even thought about what your answer to that question would be?

So you came up with that on the spot and it was a ridiculously bad answer where you admitted yes. No, it's just what I think. I'm in character sometimes. I'm not in character sometimes. It just depends. So the character you're playing is where you say you're the villain or is that the real you and then the fake one is the one that acts normal off camera. The one that acts, I'm a chill person. You know, I just do what I have to do. I wanted to see what it was like to. go viral on kick and like streaming and stuff and that's what I did so yeah I was just I wanted to see what it was like what's can you explain though what happened to this chair in Toronto every arrival is a statement and nothing says it better than this Cadillac Optic was the number one selling luxury EV in Canada for 2025 find your rhythm across a seamless 33 inch display and an immersive 19 speaker

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I'm the villain because people are just like weird, you know what I mean? People you say you're the villain because people are weird. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. I don't know what you mean. I think you can like kind of understand it if you like think about it sometimes. Not particularly? Yeah, no, you just got to like understand it.

It's like either you get it or you don't. Can you explain it? No, no. It's just instinctual. You either understand it instinctually or you do not ever get it. I think it's like an IQ thing. It's an IQ thing? Yeah, it's like fucking rick hard to get it.

Yeah, yeah, you just gotta be kind of smart, you know what I'm saying? That's not what I said. Are you the final evolution of a pathetic influencer who will do anything to give views on social media? Yeah. Yes? Well, not really, actually. I just like, I'm just the type of person who, like, if I want to do something, I do it and then see if I like it after. You don't even think before you act.

Nah, I think that holds people back. It's like cooked. You got to just do shit. It's actually really smart. Sometimes I do Grabbing my chair So you could get him a chair but not me You got me this shit

Can you put yourself closer over there And pull the mic with you over there Just make some space Sorry about that Make sure you're talking into the mic I'm trying but this shit's hard to sit on Like I can't even think right now Because I'm like sitting like this right now

How much would somebody have to pay you To sell your mother into slavery I mean I wouldn't take any dollar amount No, I wouldn't take anything You would do it for free? I mean if No, I wouldn't do that for free no So what would you do it for? You said no dollar or not? I wouldn't I wouldn't I just wouldn't do something like that

You would not sell your mother into slavery? No, I would sell you into slavery But what about for a bunch of views and live stream viewers on kick So okay well then that kind of switches the context of like what's you know I am the fucking villain sometimes So I mean even as the villain I wouldn't do that I'm not a fucking monster. He's a B doesn't plays. God damn, influencer fuckers.

I'm not a fucking monster, bro. I wouldn't do that shit. You're not a monster. No, I don't really care about that. Holy shit. But you said you would

for a bunch of viewers on kick. No, I was trolling. I wouldn't do that shit. What the fuck? You think I would, would you do that? No,

I don't think I'm like, maybe as desperate as you. I would hope to think that at least. Dude, I'm not, you know what's funny I'm not even desperate. I just like wanted to see what would happen if I you just wanted to test it out Fuck yeah but why didn't you want to see what would happen if you cut the tips of your fingers off Because it would hurt

So clearly they were pros and cons to each thing. No but this has been massive like this has been a huge pro you know what I mean Good pro I mean I made you money I mean I don't know how big this does streaming made me money Yeah, no dude that shit does not make money like if no I don't I make money from my brand but I don't I don't make money from streaming really he's acting like a pathetic moron a side effect of your shitty hair company I don't understand the question can you can you say that again if you use that hair product that you sell to make your hair puff up and freeze up and shit clav can you come bring me that can you clav and and the other thing can you bring me that too what was

your question oh can I see that um no self-promo so okay so you said am i a moron because of the the product i'm saying you know how like when you see those uh might get him out of here might close the fucking door on this damn asian guy who he's pretending his clav make sure you're talking into the mic by the way yeah he just moved it out the way for me you know those uh those uh ads that you see on television sometimes which ones the ones where like take this pill but also know that it could cause some hard issues this in that and this in that. So I'm saying is your problem instead of giving you heart issues, it'll make you act like

a pathetic moron. No, it just makes you look better. Yeah. No? Yeah, it just makes you look better. So yours is completely separate? Yeah, it's separate from that. It doesn't have like side effects. I don't know. Following up on your hair company, because I know that's why you're here. That's why you do everything because you do, that's how you make your money, which is respectable.

I mean, that's like one way. I mean, that's that's like one thing. You know, get the fuck off me, bro. Get the fuck off me too, bro. Do you get the fuck off me too, bro. No fuck with viral flooring. I legally have to stop you. You leak.

Okay. Well, this, dude, this chair is actually pissing me off. Is it true that Simpletics hairspray contains dangerous chemicals that actually will make your hair fall out and could kill your dog? I mean, that's false. But I mean, if you... It includes products such as B-particide and V3 plasma psychosis. I don't know what that even is. Psychosis?

What is the psychosis? No, plasma psychosis. It's the name of one of the chemicals in your hairsprone. I don't even... I've never even heard of that before. So I, I mean, I'm more so just concerned about this chair right now because it's like, fuck my hand is like, yo, get the fuck off me, bro. Dude, I don't understand. Okay, he's spinning in that bucket.

It's kind of like getting close. Do you want some? No, I don't. I don't want any of this shit. What is that? Okay. Football. That question made no sense.

That's not even, I don't even know what the fuck that is. I'm saying you're selling a hair thing that will actually. Wait, hold on. You know I used to. fucking look up to you, right? I used to watch this shit and be like, oh, I wanted to come on this shit, but now I don't, I don't even fucking, I don't know how I feel about the shit anymore. Why do you have to say fucking so much? It's, I learned a new word. It's a new fucking word that I learned. No, you didn't just learn it. You've been saying it the whole time. Yeah, no, no, I learned it like, like a few weeks ago. He wants that, some of that spit in there? No, not, not particularly. Offer it to him. Maybe he wants some. No, I don't, oh, I definitely don't want that shit. I don't want that shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Maybe you should put it on your face to, like,

but we haven't lived up to your expectations. Well, I'm just feeling like it's kind of dangerous more than anything. Why? I mean, because I walked in here and it was just like everything is like everywhere. It's like, if people saw what was behind the camera, they'd be like definitely scared. No, that's just all of our product. To be honest, it's like a, it's like a nightmare. It's like a nightmare.

Honestly, that feels kind of good. I'll be honest. Like, I don't even mind that much. You're allowing that to happen. I mean, I don't care. I actually kind of,

like I said, I kind of feel good. There's a gun in his pocket, by the way. Oh, shit. Well, I mean,

I don't really care about that either. Because, like, what, is he going to shoot me? He's not going to shoot me. I wouldn't, but he has some connections. Wouldn't it be funny

if we drafted homeless people into war, but really just sent them to fight each other under a bridge? I don't think that would be a good play. I think,

like, If you want to do something for homeless people, maybe give them like cheeseburgers or some shit. But like, like, find them to do with what I just ask. We tell them we're putting them into war. Why are you talking about some shit on like, um, make him go to war? I don't even know. No, I didn't suggest to make them go to war. Are we screwing with your brand so much?

You can't even sink right now? A little bit. I mean, he's trying to put this metal in me. It's like sharp as fuck. Did you cut yourself? No, not yet. Just be careful, okay? I'm trying.

Because we don't want to get a lawsuit or anything. Oh, I would sue the fuck out of you, bro. It would be so bad. If you caught yourself on a chair? Oh, fuck, yeah. I mean, that would just get thrown out. I mean, but it's your, you got me here and didn't have a normal chair. That's a problem.

Five normal chairs right there. And you didn't say I could have one. So you're making me sit on this one. And I say you couldn't? Yeah, you were like, do you have your own chair? And I was like, no, I didn't ask you. I didn't say you couldn't sit on one of those chairs. I said, do you have your own chair?

No. Would you like to sit on one of those chairs? I would be better than this, yeah You prefer that? Yeah, it'd be better than this Well, that's unfortunate Oh, okay But think about it If we drive the homeless people

Into a war, but really just have them Fight under a bridge, we can live stream it on kick And we'll make a fucking ton of money It'll be like gladiators from back in the day We'll give one of them a stick We'll give one of them a big tree shaped as a shield Ooh It wouldn't

Oh fuck, that shit got on me a little bit It wouldn't get It wouldn't make money It wouldn't be worth streaming it like that would just be people probably watch it yeah you're right people would watch that so then it'll make money what do you mean it wouldn't be worse streaming it i thought the whole point with you guys live streamers was that it's anything to get views bro that's the thing is like i don't even do anything like crazy to get views it's just no one does anything everyone's just like

really boring at least this like kind of interesting you know what i mean my show yeah this is i saw a couple clips of you on the street where people come up and they slam flower into your face. But it's obviously fake. I mean, you're hiring them to do it. Hiring them to do it. Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes you hire them to do it. Yeah, but I mean, I don't care. It's just like it's entertaining where like most people will just like kind of do nothing all day. So it's not interesting bar. Aren't you scared that one day it might evolve into something like that happened with I believe Kim Jong-un's brother where they'll teach somebody to do that over and over to you until it's actually poison one day and it melts your face off? Well, that's why I'm probably going to need security. Soon. I mean, I could get...

Is this your security or... No, I don't need any because I'm just such a friendly guy. Well, I'll just get security one day. Also, I don't... I don't do IRL streaming anymore. No more IRL streaming? Nah. It's just, like, so cooked. It's so cooked.

IRL streaming is so, so, like, draining. It's just horrible. I don't like it. I don't even like streaming in general. Like, I only did this shit just to, like, see if I could do it. That's the only reason. You just wanted to test yourself. I wanted to see if,

I could do it and also see if I could be at like one of the top. Would you at least agree? I'm, I, that's so disgusting, but I became one of the top on the thing. I don't even know what you're talking about. You're mixing up your word right now. I was like one of the most like clipped people from it. I don't use social media that much, but when I was researching you, I did see a lot of clips. Yeah, it's like every. So yeah, that's, that's literally, it's as simple as that. I just wanted to try it. It's not even like my career that I really want to pursue. It was like, I wanted to see what would come from it. You know what I mean? Successful? Has your plan worked?

Yeah, I mean, a lot. I'm backed by the elites now. You know, like Ellen DeGeneres and shit. No, Ellen DeGeneres and she just... If you're going to do the backed by the elites joke, you might as well just say you're backed by Israel, right? I think Ellen DeGeneres kind of helped me with this position more than anyone.

So, I mean, I referenced her... Is there a joke I'm missing? Is that like a reference to something? Not, no, it's just like she and her in like... You just picked like a bastard celebrity. ...Backs medicinels backs me to... He's not an elite. I have some. supporting people, huh?

He's not an elite. Yeah, no, he's not. He's just like a healthy guy. He's like a father figure type of person. Yeah. But you said you're backed by the elites. Yeah, yeah, 100%. Like, why he's in Berg's and people like that?

I mean, I'm not going to say who, but I just think it would be a dumb thing to say who. But like, you'd be surprised. Like doing dumb shit like this podcast, you, you'll get like some crazy people, you know, supporting you. Right. Like you. You said you're a fan. Um, a fan of the podcast. I mean, I've seen a lot of clips.

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of it by the time you're 30? That's just like not true. You just have to be dumb to like, not dumb, but like, I know. I'm not saying that applies. to everybody. But I, for me, I have like all the money of me. I've like barely spent any money. Like, I don't really spend money like that.

You're intelligent with your money? 100%. How much do you have stored up? I won't leak that. You can give an estimate. Everybody knows you make money. You don't seem humble by not saying how much. Yeah, but it's not that.

It's just people, I have like enemies, so it wouldn't be really smart to... What a ridiculous cop out. You have enemies? I thought you're backed by the elites. Yeah. But that actually makes it worse because I'm back. Like the back by the elitisting, it's like a joke, but it's honestly like not even a joke. Um, because it's like it started, I won't even get into it.

The point being though is, um, it's just not a good idea to reveal that information. It's not a good idea. I used to, honestly, that was a mistake that I made. I used to say how much money I have, which was very dumb. And how much? A couple million? I won't, I won't confirm or deny. More than 10 million?

I won't say how much. More than 20? It's a secret. It's a big secret. But give a hint. No, I like to ask people on my show how much they make. So people can aspire to be like them. It'll inspire some young kids. Okay, listen, I have more than like most people my age is what I can say.

Yeah, well, that's obvious. How old are you? I'm 21. Yeah, well, obviously you have more money than most 21 year olds. Yeah. Most 21 year olds are probably in debt. They're in school or so on. Yeah, most of them, I would say.

So how much do you have? I mean, how much do you have? Well, I'm not the one being interviewed. If I was on a show and somebody asked me, I would tell them to the dog. No, doesn't a podcast go back and forth? Like, it's like a thing where you ask each other questions. It's only interview. Yeah.

So, well, to answer that, I don't think it's important that people know that as long as they know the general idea that. You can tell them. We'll keep it between me and you. No, that's not. I feel like you're trying to paint. Oh, like, I'm not even going to answer that. No. It's not a smart idea.

Why? Because once you reveal your position, you just like, it just isn't smart. Why am I prohibited from bringing radioactive infectious diseases to the airport? That one I actually learned about when I was in my senior year of high school. And they talk about that shit a lot. I think it just comes down to, I think it comes down to your looks level and it comes down to, I mean, you're like MTN, like, Matan, like MTN. Wait, so if you look better, you'll be allowed to bring radioactive materials inside the airport?

Oh, it'd be much more accepted, yeah, 100%. That's probably the dumbest What are you trying to get your fans You actually are trying to get your fans killed No, it would be better than I think you'd be more likely To get away with it if you look better That might actually be the stupidest thing

I've ever heard No, that's not fucking stupid It's the smartest shit you've ever heard Look at me in the fucking hunter eyes When I say this shit What the fuck is wrong with you? You know if you were HCN or Chad You would be getting away with way more shit

You know him doing this? Him being on this shit If he was Chadd it He would be able to get away with it What if you were Chad? Maybe we wouldn't be grabbing. I'm not even Chad. I've never claimed to be Chad.

So what are you? Do you rank yourself? Like MTN? Like MTN. So you don't get to bring radioactive infectious substances to the airport? I'd be like less likely to get away with it, yeah. 100%. What clavicular could?

Uh, I mean, he's, no, he wouldn't get away with it. He wouldn't get away. You got to be like Chad Light at least. And who is that? Who's Chad Light? Do you know someone? I mean, this guy, yeah, his name. name is like I think Zeta he would definitely he would get that yeah will you donate to

who those go fund me to get him out of jail uh no not that one why I won't do it I mean I how is it go fund me is what is he on bail or something I don't know he probably will be at some point and to help him with lawyer fees regardless no I don't think that would be a small I mean it's just not a good idea no I wouldn't do that why is it not a good idea well he did some crazy shit, you know. Did he really do anything wrong? That's the real question. If he was in Afghanistan, it would be completely illegal. I don't think that's something that you should be doing. What did he do? I mean, I heard he was like looking up like

cat videos and stuff and like that's not even illegal. Why would they arrest him for that? That wasn't the thing. It was that. That's on Twitter. I see it all the time. I don't even know the detail. I just know he had something to do with like some shit with I think I mean I don't know bro I don't even like look like look into that shit bro I don't I don't you could donate just 25 that's what I know he's in jail that's what I know he's in jail and cat videos and like I I mean that seems like something you would watch honestly this looks like a place where that shit would be filmed no we wouldn't hunt yes I probably has I like but maybe dogs oh I think just be careful because

viral flooring over there is sick he's sick and you didn't tell me I mean it seems obvious right he's been coughing the whole time you met him I it seems more like he has like a like a mental thing more than more than like a sickness mentally dumb people mentally re-hitted people they cough a lot no no like I'm like a thing in his brain where he's like dude the hair one still feels good like I actually like that dude it's like pretty good all my hair is cooked I just saw it oh he cooked my hair. What type of job will you get in the future after you've blown all your money on drugs and hockers?

Ooh, I'll probably just move to like Thailand. Moves to Thailand and just like... Cheaper hockers and drugs? Yeah. Because Thailand is like a good either because... Isn't that where the lady boys are? I think so, yeah. It's Thailand.

Is that why? I would go to Bali or Thailand or something and just kind of like live off like the land and not really be in the system. You're going to like grow crops? I mean, either I would like do a bartering system where I like help people ascend and then they I they can trade me like food or something. I'm sure the people over there are really interested in ascending. I mean if they knew about it. They're probably trying to figure out how to get the infection out of their foot. Maybe that too.

But I do think that would be the so when I do that, that's where I'm going to go. Okay. That's the best place to go. And honestly, I think it would be smart for you because obviously I mean there's no way this makes money. Um, so if you go to like a third world country, you could save a lot, but I'm not in it for the money. This is all a passion project. Then how do you make money? I just said I'm not in it for the money.

Yeah, but you have to like survive. So how do you do it? Well, I make some money. I mean, would you, would you ever consider looks maxing by the way? I'm actually curious like what? Like what smashing my face with a hammer? No, that's kind of a cope. You don't need to do that.

So which one? The, what you should do is, uh, you should hair max. get a haircut you should uh try some hair products you could color but if i try your hair products my hair will fall out i read it online it has dangerous chemicals that's how it makes your hair fluffy that's the opposite and it doesn't make it fluffy it fixes it see your hair you look like an electro wizard they got electrocuted and um but my hair will still be here in 10 years most likely whereas all the people who use simpletics their hair will fall i don't think your hair will wait let me see let me see your hair line oh no i have a good okay you do you'll probably have your

You look like you don't have the genetic that will they'll ruin it for you. See, if I had this implantic spray in my hair, I'd be at like a Norwood level 10. Oh, how do you know what Norwood is? Everybody knows what that is. I don't think they do. It's when you're like balding. That's interesting. How much, how tapped in are you to this shit, bro?

Um, because realistically, it doesn't, I mean, I think you could ascend a lot. It would be really easy for you. But not by using that hair spray because then I'll lose my hair. And it's hard to ascend when you're bald. You could use whatever you want. You could use whatever you want. But you agree. that that hair spray has some

It's just like the opposite of that It's the opposite of that It's similar to monoxide He's a good hair line Yo, he has a better hair line than you actually I mean he looks good Look at him Yeah it does look it looks good

This has been See you look he's helping me too Why do you pretend Your girlfriend is your sister What the hell is wrong with you? Pretend I don't know what she's talking about Well she's obviously not

I know it's my sister pretending that it's my girlfriend You know what you're kissing around the mouth in those clips I've seen yeah those clips whoa did that happen I can't even remember I forgot I can't even remember if yeah yeah there's not much stalled that goes into you know I mean yeah I'm just like a damn influencer you know I mean

it's not like there's not much that that goes into that type of thing it's kind of just like a but why would you pretend your girlfriend is your sister and that you're doing in relax live on kick dude that be something somebody should probably go to jail for to us to jail for that

nah nah I mean not for Not for having a girl on that kick stream, no. No, but you're saying it's your sister. No, no, it's obviously that's a joke. It's not my sister. Motherfucker. It's not my fucking sister. Why did you just start getting like you fucking...

Because he's smacking the fuck out of me, bro. Can you move this shit out the way? You're actually pissing me off. I'm like trying to... I would... So you know not to fuck with him because you know he hurt you bad. And it's like making me distracted, so it's hard. I don't want that.

Can you please get that on my face? That's actually the worst thing I've... Experience in a bit but we always give gifts to people who come on the show all right what's my gift That but I don't want to fit okay that's not something I would accept as a good that's real nasty Yeah, I know you should put it in his face here Oh fuck. That's gonna end really badly for you. Oh shit stop stop oh fuck my jacket Okay, dude my ass hurts can you tell me what happened to this chair? You want a new chair? Yeah, but you're not gonna give it to me obviously

Here you can take this You want to have the chair? Hold it on, I'm going to give you a better chair. Yeah, can I have this chair? Yeah. Well, that's unfortunate. Where'd that Bacca to speak go? Oh, where did it?

Oh, he took it. Oh, no, don't, why'd you have to remind him about that? Give him his gift. You cannot steal his gift. It's for the guest. Can you give me another gift, like a better one? Leave it next to him. Give it to him.

Give him the Bacca to spit. Is there like another gift I can have? Is there a better one or is there something you should give me another one. I see like a bunch of stuff around here Brat I give you a gift and you want something better. Yeah, that's true. You don't ask for a better gift when you're given a gift. Did you know I was going to give you a gift? No, but this isn't like a gift. So you should be happy I gave you something at all. It's like a punishment. I don't really like that gift. At what point will those Native American people realize that time has passed them by and we as a people have progressed into a a more sophisticated species. I don't know exactly what that means, but

these Native American people are living in huts made out of mud and trees and they're shooting bows and arrows at bores in the middle of the jungle that sounds pretty fun. That's something I would do. It may be fun for a vacation for three days.

I don't want to do this shit. I want to honestly that sounds more enjoyable than you would like to live as one of those people? I would try it. I would try it. You should do a live stream in the Native American. I would do one of those little jungles that they get to own. Little, I'm actually confused. Is that a real thing or is that like?

They get to own like those pieces of land, but they're just underdeveloped because they're all addicted to alcohol. I have never, like, I don't even know what that is, but I mean, that's interesting. You don't know what alcohol is? Is there like a piece of value that people get out of this, like, type of podcasting? But they get to learn a lot of facts and a lot of business stuff. Can you give me a fact or like a business thing or like a...

I just told you one, those Native American people to get to own small pieces. That doesn't like help with any. What if one day your kid now? My leg is asleep from this chair. So why don't you sit on it correctly? Because it will stab me if I did. No, it won't. Push that thing down.

This thing won't. There you go. Now you can sit on it correctly. I still don't think that would work. Why wouldn't it work? Oh wow. Okay. You didn't think about that the whole time?

Well, the thing is I'm still like getting like kind of poked by it. That's unfortunate It's okay You're getting Wrapped by a chair Yeah I mean it definitely hurts But it's okay

It is what it is I'll man up You kind of turned off that thing We started in the beginning And you were saying you were the villain And then I distracted you By having people grabbing you And a guy speeding into a bucket

And now you've turned into a nice friendly guy Once again like you were off camera Yeah I would say I'm pretty friendly Yeah people don't know that I'm like a nice ass guy Yeah nice fucking guy I'm the fucking I'm the fucking I'm the fucking nice fucking guy.

My name is not fucking weapon X. I'm fucking the nicest guy of all time. I'm the fucking hero. You're fucking the nicest guy? I'm the fucking hero. You're fucking the nicest guy? The fucking hero. You know,

you might be the real fucking villain. You actually pissed me off. You've been making me mad because first off, this guy is sitting here fucking throwing shit at me the whole time. I'm about to get stabbed with this chair. No introduction. I don't even know these fucking people watching me from this room. Did you expect to know them?

You were going to come in here and know the people that were doing a podcast thing with? Yeah, I thought so. So go, this is the guy who went to school with you, that guy from fourth grade, that's your teacher. It doesn't even matter anymore. He's, like, staring at me through the glass. I don't even care. And is there someone behind this, or am I like... No, there's nobody there.

I think... I feel like there might be someone there. It's like moving. I don't know. Not like right here. Somewhere over there. But yeah, dude, I'm a nice-ass fucking guy, to be honest. Yeah, yeah.

I'm a nice-ass-ass guy. Should we be worried that self-driving cars can take control and drive us to the police station if we just killed 40 people? No, that sounds like a really good safety measure. I think driving is coped. Driving is coped. Cars are so coped, dude. The hell are you talking about? Everything should go to like automated driving.

But then they'll be able to take control and take us to the police station if they just thought we did a crime. I don't know how, I mean, someone- If you get 40 people, then you need to go to the judge and they need to make their case against you. Yeah. You don't get to just get taken to the police station. Yeah, they can arrest you and then take you to court after. They cannot take control of your car. That's ridiculous.

I think that would be, it wouldn't be the worst thing. You would be okay with that? I think, I think electric cars are just better. I don't know. Driving is like extremely juster. It's just like high risk. You don't drive. No.

So how do you get to places? I just walk. You walk to the airport from here? You walk from Uber if I need to. But if the Uber was like an electric thing, I would just do that. That'd be way better. You'd rather take one of the cars without a driver. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Every time. 100%. And then we can have more unemployed people fight under a bridge. that one okay that's where it doesn't like add up so we're talking about the drivers and then you're talking about you talk about homeless people fighting under a bridge you said you want to take ubers without people in them what will happen to all these tens of thousands of people who their job is to drive people around it's not just going to disappear they'll still be able to do it just it's going to slowly get replaced and then they'll find something else i don't know yeah there'll be

homeless people fighting with sticks under a bridge for our entertainment how does it keep coming back to that that's the part i'm not understanding what's the first i'm not understanding What's gonna happen when AI takes over everything nobody gonna have a job Yeah, just figure it out I mean somebody's gonna under a bridge for the elites I mean if that's the case are you gonna be one of those people under the bridge fighting? I hope not I'm gonna try to climb my way up to be one of the elites So I don't have to fight under a bridge yeah and I don't I don't think I'll have that problem either so What the why I didn't ask if you'd have that problem I'm not really focused on that I don't understand I just like bone smashed my hand

A table soaking wet. I feel like there's a person behind me. There's 100% someone behind me. There's definitely someone behind me. You're going to take that with you, right, on the airplane? The bucket? No. I mean, no, I don't really want that bucket.

I don't like that bucket. Is it true that you wear height boosters to seem over five feet tall? Yeah, it actually is. Look, I have men right now. You really have high boosters? Yeah. Yeah, right here. Bang.

There you go. I feel like that's a little embarrassing, right? No, no, no, no, it's, bro, I took this out in front of, like, a crowd of people and they started, like, cheering for me. Yeah, no, the hypeboosters are fire. The world is over. I think you should wear high boosters. This is what what, height boosters? I don't understand why people say, like, it literally makes no sense.

Why people think height boosters are a little embarrassing? Yeah, it makes no sense. That doesn't make sense you? Is it embarrassing to wear shoes? Is it embarrassing to wear, like, it doesn't make sense at all? You think wearing shoes and wearing height boosters is the same thing? Do you know the purpose of shoes? You're wearing shoes is height boosted. But you know why don't you have flat bottom shoes? Why don't you have flat bottom shoes? Because I like the design of these. They're easies

I mean, I think height boosters are just a really easy way. You wear shoes so you don't hurt your feet when you walk. Yeah, but these they were developed many thousands of years ago. The best thing though is like if you can be a few inches taller. It's like no one cares. I've never had someone care. So then why would you do it if nobody cares? They don't care that I'm doing it. But being taller did make a difference. So it was like one way to not help you. Um, people respect you more when you're taller. People... But you're still shorter than everybody else. Yeah, but it's maxing. So, like, I'm hitting a max. You know what I mean? I'm increasing what I was on.

So how tall are you with the boosters? Like 5.3? 5.3 and a half, at least. At the bare minimum. And you're, like, only, like, a little bit taller than me. If I don't even know if you're taller than me, I can't remember. With the boosters, I'm still, like, two inches taller than you, I think. So what, you're like 5-5?

Yeah. Okay. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. I think you should invest in some hype boosters. In some height boosters? Yeah, yeah, 100%. I don't know why you wouldn't wear them. What a horrible day that'll be for like a kid at school when he gets caught with height boosters in his shoes because he watched Dylan Latham?

If you get caught, that's kind of like your fault because it's really easy not to get caught. Also, even if you did, why, it's kind of, I don't know. I don't think there's definitely someone behind there. High boosters are really not that bad The worst thing to get caught with Is probably Something to do with hair If you have like if you have like a

A wig or something like androgenic That's a little bit worse Shoulder pads are pretty bad Shoulder pads are pretty bad if you get called To wear shoulders High boosters are not bad though Huh To make it look like your buff

Yeah yeah I think it's all pretty embarrassing To be honest with you Do you actually think that That's embarrassing to wear shoulder pads Are you joking Any of the looks-smaxing stuff, how... I don't think it's embarrassing to go to the gym and get buff and get healthy and look better than you would otherwise, but to fake it?

You can just do both. What's the goal of this? To get a girl to come to your house and then she's going to see that you have hype boosters in? Okay, the shoulder pads aren't really like that necessary. It's kind of like a troll, but the height boosters are like so easy. You're not going to make yourself taller by going to the gym. So you could either have limb lengthening surgery or that, and this is way less. could just be a, you know, the height that you were born with.

No, it's like a life-ruining height. That's why I think it's important to look at people who are like short and successful because it's like, how did they end up there? Like, it should have been over, but it wasn't. Yeah. Yeah, let's go. That's a good thing. Why are all these dumb liberals concerned that AI will drink their water?

Don't they realize it's not real? AI's not real or the wall, like, what's not real? How can the AI drink their water? They're watching these videos going, oh my God, it's destroying our water. I was trying to figure out how AI is using what. I think they use it to cool machines or some shit. I thought you were going to say you were trying to figure out how to eat. That too.

I'm trying to figure out. I've been star maxing a lot. I've been star maxing a lot. That's not what I meant. I meant like you're like a rick-person who needs to be helped. I would disagree with that, but I don't, I'm not mad that you would say that. You know what I mean? I don't, I don't really care.

I think. What do you mean? But about the whole thing with like the water, I don't even know where that shit's going. He's going nowhere. The AI people in the videos, they're not real. How could they drink your water? I don't know. That's a good question, honestly.

So why are all these liberals concerned? They get so mad when people use AI images. I don't understand the problem with it. I think that the, I mean, I'm more concerned about how the water is, like, even involved, like in that shit. It doesn't really make sense to me. But, I mean, yeah, I don't know. People are going to keep using it, so it's like. Right.

Is you okay? I don't think so. I think he's definitely not okay. Um, that's definitely a problem I think I'm getting sick You shouldn't, hey, don't come around me I don't want, I've like, I haven't been sick in a little bit So you should take some, some zinc, you should take some zinc

Lawngens, I think is what it's called zinc laundons Yeah, take that Yeah Do you have paintings of yourself all over your room? No, my room is empty Just like a bunch of white walls So when you decorated, is that something you've considered? I didn't decorate.

When you decorated? I didn't decorate. I didn't. And I don't really decorate. It's nothing I do. It's not what you, fucking idiot. When you decorated? That's...

When? Not did. I won't. Like, that's not... You're not gonna decorate it. It's just like... It's like why. I don't know.

You just came off like the tape of guy to me that would have pictures of yourself all over the wall. No, I just like to have a blank room. You like a powerless version of Homelander. The Pat... Does he do that? He has blank pictures of him, or he has pictures of himself on the wall?

Yes, he has blank pictures of him. He fixes on himself on the wall. Yeah, he does. I mean, why did you cop there? Because it was like a good thing he said there. But I think, um, having a blank room is better because you can think, you can think better. Yeah, nothing is like, you come up with a lot of ideas. Yeah, I've been having crazy brain fog recently though.

It's like bad. I don't know what's been happening. I think I've been like a lot to locked in recently to locked in. Yeah. To what? To just doing shit. I just been doing so much shit. I need to like think for a second.

You know what I mean? that's why I don't have pictures on the wall so what have you been doing recently you said you've been doing you've been streaming nonstop it's like fried streaming streaming is cooked like I don't recommend it it's horrible I don't recommend streaming right I don't like it

well neither do I so we can agree on let's go what would be the best looks maxing advice for somebody like long neck who is already a chad long neck the one with the oh yeah I the best looks maxing advice is the same for everyone

It's like fix your coloring, fix your hair. But he's already a child. He has the best hair, the best color. Yeah, but it's called maxing. It doesn't matter where you are. You can always get better. But there's nothing you can do to get better at this point. He's the best looking person to ever exist.

No, the best looking person to exist is probably... Do you know Hernandrego? Hernandrago Prime. Have you seen Longneck Prime? Gucci Berry? I have seen the video where Longneck's friend, he grabs him, and he slams him against his knee. And Long Neck is so, like, uh, fragile.

that his entire vertebrae snaps in half. He's spine broke. He almost became disabled for the rest of his life. I didn't know that. No, I don't really know. And then he grew back and now he's a lizard. What the fuck? This is like a big fever dream.

This is like the most like weird shit I've ever seen in my life. But yeah, with the long neck thing, it's not really like a long neck, yeah, I guess he is Chad. Longneck, yeah. He's Chad. Long neck? Yeah. Yeah.

He's Chad. So what advice do you give him? I mean, I guess you could. can't give advice to a Chad. You gotta take advice from them. So he's somebody who could bring illegal stuff into the airport because of how good he looks. Probably he would get away with it more than someone who's like not as good looking. Um, that's long neck. Do you think I look yeah? Do what do you think? I mean, obviously a little bit, right? I think you do for sure. Me? At least yeah. I look like Einstein. That's true too. That's true. And Einstein was the smartest guy to ever live.

Yeah, you look like a science. I'm a reincarnation of Einstein. Yeah. You look like a science. Well, thanks for coming on the show. We have to film with Longneck now. Oh shit. Okay. Is that it? That's it. Now I'm filmed with Logneck. You could see him on the way out. See how a true look smogger looks like. Whatever the term is. Oh, by the way, hold on. You forgot your gift.

Oh, I don't want that. No, no, no, no. It's your gift. Take your gift.