The Matan Show - Matan Exposes Santa Cruz For Selling Poison To His Fans

Episode Date: November 16, 2025

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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast. It's a day's guest. We have Santa Cruz. Come in, Santa Claus. Thank you so much, man. Thanks for having me. Good to see you.

Nice to see you. For today's co-host, we have Mike. Welcome in Mike. Where's Mike at? Thank you. I appreciate it. Santa Cruz, Santa Claus. Mike!

For today's second guest, we have Red 40. Welcome in Red 40. Red 40. Okay. Yep. Why don't you come take a seat? Now, I don't know if this is going to turn into a debate or something like that. Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, I feel like hopefully we have similar ideas about health, you know.

You seem like a relatively healthy guy. Are you in shape? You've been working out or what? You know, I'm good. Thank you, brother. I appreciate it, though. You know, many cultures will offer you food, you know, and in the United States, people will offer you red 40 grain, sweetened grain kind of product. And that appears, yeah, you get a lot of.

Oh, I'm good. Thank you so much. I don't consume red 40. I would say I'm relatively healthy, like maybe out of 10, like a 6 or a 7. A 6 or a 7 out of 10? Yeah, maybe like a 7 out of 10. Okay. What do you do?

Like, what's a normal day for you? Wake up and I have the red waffles. And then for lunch, I will have. It's not good. No, so immediately you're not at a 6 or 7 out of 10 on health. You're starting your day with a red waffle. That's like not. It's just not.

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If the rest of your day is more healthy For example, after the waffle I'll have a snack, I'll have a granola bar then for lunch I'll maybe have like the chicken or something like that okay now we're getting to some protein

no but it has to be red oh okay so you're having red 40 chicken which I do think they actually have someone tag me in something like a Dorito chicken kind of thing yeah yeah it's but that's if I want it's fried I'll get it like that would be the breadcrumbs

okay and then maybe like where in here where's your workout where's your hydration where's your stretching routine where's your weight like Where is it? I walk around my house and I have a little basketball that I throw around the wall over and over. Honestly, that is a great idea.

I just bought an indoor soccer ball. It's like a soccer ball that has like soft material on it. I just did a whole post on like we stop playing. People tell us, oh, don't play. You're old. You know, don't play any games. I think that's horrible. I think you should do that.

So that basketball thing is probably the healthiest thing your whole day. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And then sometimes I'll go for a walk to the store if I need to buy some groceries. Yeah, that's good. Hopefully you're buying healthier groceries. I think by the end of today, we're going to get you living a bit healthier. You're not going to make them eat all this, right? There's no way.

Actually, you know what? You know what? Since we're here, that could be a good explanation of what happens when you eat this stuff. I don't think you eat all this stuff without throwing up later. I don't think there's a way. Okay, well, in case anybody does you know you, please introduce yourself. Absolutely. My name is Brendan.

I run Santa Cruz Medicinals. We have a health and wellness company. But what I'm most well known for is just preaching real health, getting young people inspired and being healthy, like actually healthy. avoiding this shit that they're eating right here and just living a healthy again but they look healthy no what they're doing right now isn't i mean i don't know maybe this guy is like organizing some red 40 things so yeah what will you be getting me for christmas

for christmas i'd probably get you some kettlebells like a little workout area so yeah in between work you can do a little workout but that's not what i wrote on my list santa claus isn't supposed to give me random bullshit no that's a good gift yeah but i wanted a PlayStation gift card Okay. Maybe we'll get you both, but yeah, I'd probably get you something to help with your health, for sure. Okay. Why should people trust you when you say McDonald's is unhealthy when the scientists say the opposite? Well, first of all, I think every scientist would agree that McDonald's is unhealthy if you over-consume it. Now, my thing is, you shouldn't really eat.

That goes for any food, though. If you eat 10 steaks. It's true. Yeah, but okay, okay, let's look into really what McDonald's is. I look at it as basically a science experiment on your health. They don't really care about providing you healthy food. They're down to put preservatives in there. If you have a McDonald's burger right here and you come back to that thing in 20 days, it's going to look the exact same. Why would you want to put that into your body?

You would want to put something with mold around it? It's not edible anymore? No, no, I don't want to put those preservatives in my system. Yeah, but you're talking to somebody you were telling me before the podcast that you're way better than Longneck because you have a company. But take into mind. I don't know if I phrase it like that, but yeah, in a way, yeah. That was a summary of our discussion.

I was saying I wouldn't want to get into business with Daddy Longneck, I believe is his full name. You were saying, why didn't you get into business with Daddy Longneck and open up a restaurant? That doesn't even make sense. Why would I open up a business with Daddy Longneck? Like, hey, Santa Cruz Medicinals is opening up a restaurant. This one's with Daddy Longneck. Yeah, maybe because he needs a job? Well, that's not my responsibility.

Okay, well, see, you want to pretend like you care about the people's health, but now you don't care if they can even buy people's health. Yeah, well, getting into what? I was saying for somebody like you with a company you're so much better than long neck it's easy for you to go to the store and buy a nice steak whatever yes but people have to get deals sometimes they have to go to mcgons get a two for three so something that can last them 20 days is actually extremely helpful here's the crazy thing bro we live in probably the worst part of california in my opinion maybe the second worst part of california is where you live i won't disclose where you live right we're in west hollywood yeah yeah and it's l a disgusting gay people

I don't, yeah, I wouldn't, okay, but L.A. is a poorly run city. Now, here's one of the craziest things about L.A. You're saying there's a two-for-three deal at McDonald's. No, like, go to McDonald's. A Big Mac meal with a soda and fries is $14.39. Okay, but that's if you're doing it incorrect. You go to McDonald's, and what you need to do is get the $1.49 any size fries. And then you use a second order to get 40% off of 20-piece nuggets,

or you get the Big Mac combo, which is two Big Macs, two fries, 20-piece nuggets for $20. $20? $20? Do you know how much healthy food you can get? for $20 I've done videos that's like half of a stake and by the way that gives you points which you can use points bro yeah it's a deal on poison you're learning how to get okay but for some people who don't have as much money as you you just said they're going in and spending 20 bucks and I've done I've done videos so many people have done videos

eating healthy for $10 per day and what did they get an apple no they went to Costco and you kind of stock up on stuff and you can be cooking steaks you can have yogurt bowls you can get fruits and veggies yeah you can be eating well for you know $10 a day A dollar for one large fries, it's like 600 calories. It's 600 calories. What micronutrients are in there? Your body needs micronutrients. Like, you might have the body type where you're not putting on obesity, but how's your mental health?

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It's called the Homeless Man Who Wants to Kill Yourself Test. Okay. Where I will be a homeless man who wants to kill itself, and you'll have to convince me not to. I might encounter this later. I'm going to go hand out healthy meals to the homeless, so. Okay, so this will be a good. Yeah.

How's it going, sir? I want to die. Why do you want to die, sir? I don't got no money. I don't got no job. I don't got nothing to eat. I got nothing. Okay.

Have you reached out to California's many resources? With what? I got no phone. I got no nothing. I don't even know how to read. You know what? I completely agree with you. I actually tried to help get a fentanyl addict in San Francisco healthy.

I'm no fentanylotic one. I'm a drug addict because I don't got food. Fucking cock sucker, bitch. Here's some food. Here's some food. I don't want this nasty electrolyte. Okay, what do you want to eat? I want a steak from McDonald's, a steak burger and a fry.

A steak, they have steak burgers, not McDonald's? Yeah. You're calling me insane because I don't think they have a steak burger. Yo, you're calling me insane. I'm gonna kill myself later today. Well, you know what, man. Okay, hold on first. Okay.

You're doing a bad job. You just cause the homeless man who wants to kill. Look. Mentally insane. Well, I think you, look, you got me and you're expecting that I'm some, like... Maybe you thought I'm really on like the liberal left or something because I'm like into health. No, I don't think you're on the left. So, like, this is...

You seem to me like a conservative. I would say I trend a bit more right. That's what I'm saying. So, but I'm still trying to help this guy, but you can't save everyone. Okay, do you want to try again? I want to try again. I want to try again. I think I can do better. How's it going, man?

I'm going to kill you after I kill myself. I'm going to jump off a bridge. I want to die right now. You're going to be waiting to die. You're going to get away from me. I'm going to kill you. I want to die. I want to die.

I want to die. Okay, I'm sorry, man. Have you ever, you know, tried to seek help for this? Yeah, I seek help My family doesn't talk to me I don't have any friends My friend overdose last week Okay, so you are kind of involved in the drug community

I'm not involved in drugs My friend died of drugs Oh your friend, hey, I'm sorry, here I used to be a drug addict You're saying I'm still on drugs You're denying what I did Okay I used to be on drugs

And you don't believe me Oh, that was quick You know, look If I encounter this later today Then yeah I mean I guess that guy would Would kill himself And there's not much I can do

about that okay I don't understand what this has to do with health too but okay like okay you want so you want to get into the homeless problem in California I have harsh opinions on that too I have some pretty intense opinions about that if you really want to get into that but I thought we're gonna talk healthy all these questions yeah well here's a thing you failed the test two times in a row okay because you're not being empathetic you're like hey do you have any help you know why don't you eat a steak from a what would you do in that situation you want to pretend to be the homeless

Oh, I'm gonna kill myself! Oh, I'm gonna kill myself! Well, fuck yourself, you pathetic worm trying to get sympathy from me, get a job. Okay, I'm gonna go kick myself, but why won't you help me? Why won't you help me? You don't help anybody. Oh, but I just need help. I wanna kill myself. What do you want to help with?

Oh, if you don't help me now, I'm gonna kill myself. Don't do it. Okay. And how did you pass? Because at least I was being honest, I told the guy to do what he did it. I got what I wanted. You're telling him not to when he did it. You got what she wanted.

Yeah, I said, but Don wants homeless people to kill themselves. Put that on a t-shirt. See, then they should do it. Anyways, you need a, you've massively failed the test. Okay. So why should people take your health advice when you're getting people to kill themselves? Why should people take, well, I'm not getting people to get themselves. I think that's a pretty crazy statement about me.

We just did the test. Why should people take my health advice is because I recommend basic stuff that everybody can do in their day to day right now. Anybody watching this can start to. Are you saying any homeless person is not any normal person? Well, are they homeless? they're out of a job, you know, they just need some help or... What about Long Neck? Is Long Neck homeless?

He's about to be because he won't start on my restaurant. Okay, well, I would help out Long Neck, sure, if he needs some help. That's a lie. You just said you wanted, like, five minutes ago. I will. I'll reach out to him after this. He's DM me before, I think, asking for some, like, promo or something. It just didn't make sense. And you didn't respond to him? No, the promo didn't make any sense to me.

Nothing makes sense to the billionaire. I am not a billionaire. Oh, okay. Yeah. Would you want to be a paralyzed flyperson? Perpetually tormented by a frog who keeps pitting you out, or a happy dog? I'd want to be a happy dog. Explain that a little bit.

I like dogs, you know. You don't like flies? No. But a fly can fly and a dog cannot. Yeah, but dogs are just, they're fun, man. I really like dogs. We even make dog treats, you know, so maybe I'd be eating my own treats if I was a dog. Healthy dog treats?

Healthy dog treats, beef liver, beef heart, beef. You know what the issue with all this healthy stuff is it won't, it doesn't matter if the dog is like run over by a car why what do you okay so the dog's health isn't going to help him yeah you know and that's a funny analogy that a lot of people make to their lives oh i'm here for a good time not a long time i'm not making that analogy well well that is an analogy that people use for health and they go oh well i'm not trying to live to be a hundred and ninety years old like that brian johnson guy i'm not trying to feel good right now i'm trying to feel good today it's in the moment like this dude is not going to feel good after he eats this stuff you have no

idea. I do have an idea. No, no, no, you do have an idea. How do you know that he doesn't have a certain body type where if he doesn't eat stuff like that, he will feel horrible? Because nobody has that body type. I mean, you look at the ingredients in there. He's not going to get many micronutrients from there. You have no idea. He might need different nutrients than you. No, the human body doesn't need different. There's slight difference. Yeah, but he's a red 40 guy. There is no such thing as a red 40 guy. According to you, red 40s started to hit the food supply around the 1970s. Oh, God. You know, homo sapiens have been around. Does he looks 50 years old? No, but like

Okay, so it was after the 1970s. He adapted to Red 40 and he needs Red 40. Yeah, that's what happened. You can quit that, brother. Um, I was wondering, um, what's the recommended amount of detitated wham? I should have to a server. What?

You need to try that question again. Um, dedicated Wham to a server? I don't know the answer to that question. It's like that mumble guy thing that goes around and mumble interviews people. No, the recommended amount of dedicated wham to a server. I don't know. I don't know what that question is. Would you like to join... Is this guy going to ask anything?

Would you like to join my dad's Minecraft? Minecraft server, mine Forgecraft. I've got business cards here if you would like to join. I have never played Minecraft. I definitely have played some video games before I've never played Minecraft, but that's cool that your dad has that hobby. How's he doing? How's his help? Do you, has a...

Do you like to come to my house? Yeah. Okay. Can you like to come to my house? Would I like to come to your house? Sure. Okay. Do you advertise your appeal on illegal poohs websites? No, we do not. We actually don't run any ads to our website, which is pretty cool. Besides the ones with longneck upcoming.

Maybe if he needs help, sure. I don't know if he would be the best steward of health. So I really got to see. Again, he's not obese or anything. Yeah, but just like I see him smoking blunts And you're against smoking weed My views on weed are very nuanced I think many young people are overusing it

But it's like a medicine For who? For the mind Do you smoke weed? No, I've never done it I like encouraging people to do it Because then the playing field gets lower for me It's kind of funny when people get real high

I used to get high You know back in the day 19, 20, 21 years old I was smoking a lot of weed But I feel like it just becomes a habit that actually brings a lot of people down versus brings them up. Are you sure you're not thirsty?

He's offering you a drink. Oh, I'm good, man. Thank you so much. He's mixing a Skittles beverage into a red fanta. At least he's not pouring up a permethazine like some other people you've had in the studio. I'll tell you that.

Because that's like the worst combo there. You're mixing opioids with red 40 and sugar. Do you eat live animals? No, I've never eaten a live animal. So you know Liver King. Yeah, on that topic. You want to do an episode of Liver King? Oh, yeah.

That would be a good one. I absolutely could. That would be amazing. I've been trying to reach out for a while. You might have to go to Texas to his compound. I'll do it. I'll go straight to his house. And then he might make you do the Barbarian challenge.

I'll do whatever he wants to get him on the show. You can do the Barbarian? What does that mean? Barbarian, you take two... No, it's a workout challenge. I think you could do it, maybe. You take two 70-pound kettlebells. You put a backpack with 70 pounds on your back.

You have shoulder straps on attached to a sled, which has 120 pounds in it. You put 2. pound ankle weights on, and you go one mile. You think I could do that? I don't know, man. I mean, I did it. My videographer did it. My buddy did it.

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250 pounds almost? It is brutal. Yeah, there's no way I could do that. But that's what it takes to meet with Liver King. I'll promise I'll do it. Okay, you're going to do the Barbarian. I'll offer it to him. I'll attempt it.

Okay. I'll give you $5,000 if you do the Barbarian Challenge. Why would you give me $5,000 if I could easily do it? And also, you're throwing away $5,000 to somebody with cameras, but a homeless guy, you've got him just to leave his throat. Why would I just get $5,000 to a random home's guy? You're my friend. I'm saying if you do something that really physically challenges you, I'll throw in $5,000. Okay, we have a deal.

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What is Africa? What is Africa? What is a unicorn, I mean, sorry about that. What is a unicorn? I mean, I think it's a mythical creature. But what is it depicted as? a horse with a horn growing out of its head. So if you take a horse and you

stick a pole in its head, then what is it going to be? Yeah, in a way, like you've just made something that looks like a unicorn. The horse would probably die, right? No, well, that's if you do it the wrong way. You've done this? I mean, no, it's illegal. It's illegal. Yeah. You can't eat horse meat in the United States either. That's not allowed?

Not allowed. That's unfortunate. Maybe. What about dog meat? Do you think that's healthy? I'm not into eating dogs. But the Asian people are extremely healthy. Do you think Asian people eat dog meat? Like, like on a broad scale. Objectively, the answer is yes. I mean, I guess technically factually, yes.

The answer is have Asian people ever eaten dog meat? The answer is going to be yes. No, like the answer objectively, like on a broad scale compared to other people, yes. Besides, maybe like Africans because they don't have anything to be. But in general, like, Asian people like in the United States and even in 99.9% areas in China. Have you ever went to like Chinatown?

I've been to China. They serve like duck ass and like just liver from like. they're not serving dog meat because it's illegal what do you think what happened if they made illegal okay you should do like a dog meat documentary then find out if they're serving dog meat right near you that would be good to i don't care if they're serving dog you don't care you know whatever they want i i would care i wouldn't want them serving dog meat it's just like some cultural customs in the united states i think you should uphold and uh you know sort of i don't think other cultures should be allowed into the united states you don't think other cultures should be

allowed in no but that's what makes the united states great in many ways no that's what taking it from great to downhill It was so great, though, that people think that that's what makes you great because it was already so good. Well, I think we let, you know, we can't have open borders, but, like, I like that, okay, like, I might go get some tacos in L.A. And there's, like, some amazing real Mexican people whipping up those tacos. A food truck? Yeah, sure, maybe. Yeah, but those guys don't have a license.

That's why they're in a food truck. What do you think happens when the police comes? Yeah, they might taste good just like a dog. I've never tried dog. Well, you should try it then. Okay. before you judge okay all right got a lot of questions how you feel my man you're really down in that corn syrup and red 40 over there all of a sudden corn is bad too

corn isn't bad but corn syrup high fructose corn syrup syrup is bad i like some maple syrup okay so syrup is okay corn is healthy you combine it is bad it seems like you're just being it's not really you're not combining whatever you want to sell yes you are no and i don't really sell a syrup alternative you sell an alternative you sell an alternative you sell an alternative alternative to for people to eat instead of that well what I'm saying is over consumption of this stuff is clearly bad no it is no it's not it is low consumption of any food is bad over consumption of any food is bad but people aren't really don't have a problem in the United States of people over consuming steak

you don't want veggies that's not a realistic thing what's you may lay an egg not true yes it is but like you have any experience or you're telling me because I know it's not medically true you knew a guy who ate a lot of chicken and laid an egg That's correct. Are you denying my personal... Yeah. Okay. Again, you're quick to judge, but you don't really know that. It's not really a judgment. It's like, it's just it didn't happen. And also in the United States, we don't have a problem with people over consuming steak, chicken, fruits, veggies.

People don't overconsume fried chicken or burgers. Yeah, that type of chicken. I think we're talking about different type of chicken here. Oh, and I also don't think... You didn't clarify that beforehand. Look, we didn't get extremely fat and sick as a country by overconsuming burgers. We got extremely fat and sick as a country by drinking our calories like this guy's doing right here. That's not true because that doesn't even exist like 50 years ago. They overconsumed burgers.

There was far less fat people 50 years ago. That's not true. The trend has went like this. No, it hasn't. Yes, it has. Maybe you're in a bubble in West Hollywood and you're seeing a lot of kind of emaciated people. Gay. This guy, you know, but like if you go to Oklahoma to Texas and you see.

You know why a lot of gay people are skinny, right? Why? Because they already know they're disgusting it. disadvantage so if they're fat it's like oh my god people think at that look at them and think oh my god well i would think maybe the gay community they care a lot about their looks you know so they might work out at a higher rate and then if you want to get into like the dark side like i think some of them do meth you know what i mean this been a thing actually in the uh there's this guy clav i was going to ask you about that what are the potential downsides of doing meth

to lux max uh there's a lot of potential downsides of doing meth to look smacks no i don't know about that. Now, well, have you ever seen like a methamphetamine addict? I've seen clavin. He has a crazy looking jaw line. He looks good. You know he wants to get jaw surgery. Yeah, and because he does meth. Yeah, I think the meth thing can catch up with you. So what that's going to cause a massive release of all these catacolamines like neuropronephrine, adrenaline. And so you're going to feel more awake. But if you do that constantly, those receptors, I don't even know if those words are real. They're real. And so these receptors get like blunted. Okay. So let's say you have dopamine in your brain. And you do a workout. You get a little dopamine spike.

Okay, let's say you do meth and you get a massive dopamine spike. You start to blunt these receptors. Then that same meth hit doesn't get you the same effect. You know what's true about what you're saying in this case? He's microdosing to make it so he doesn't want to eat anymore. Yeah, I think there's better ways to go about that. I mean, Clave, as I said, has a crazy jaw line. And the thing what you said about getting jaw surgery,

that probably that idea came to him probably while he was high on meth. Yeah, that I might agree with. I told him to not do the jaw surgery. I've sat down with Clave. And he's a friend. People think that I would hate the guy because he has very different views than me, but he's respectful enough to sit down. I've had some conversations with him.

Don't agree with many of the things he does. But I told him to not get jaw surgery. I'm like, dude, you look fine. Your jaw looks fine. Yeah, but there's always room to improve. In what? For what? What's the end goal?

I mean, to find a wife, to find a woman? Yeah, they will only date you if you get double jaw surgery. Okay. I don't think that's really true. How would you know? Well, I have a wife. I didn't get double jaw. I didn't get, it's not a man.

Men are less picky Um Yeah Maybe that Yeah but I just don't think this whole idea of like Look smacking started as this thing of like Okay you what you want the most basic statement ever Guys who look better will get more girls

Yeah no shit Are you suggesting that men on meth are not going to get more girls I think men on meth if they do it too often And like you know go down that road They're gonna look really creepy Yeah they're gonna look like that guy Yeah go go get a girl while you're not gonna be nervous talking to girls They're gonna be

And they're going to be nervous as fuck if they start doing a lot of meth. They're going to be nervous about maybe getting more meth. But they're not going to be nervous about talking to the girl. They might actually, they might go up to the girl for now other reasons and seem genuine. Do you have any meth? Yeah. Okay. I think if we did a challenge in Hollywood here where we got five men, you know, 10 men, five and five, right?

And they looked somewhat similar, right? You put one group on meth and you put the other group just sober. I think the guys who are sober are going to have better interactions with one. Not true. Okay. Let's run that experiment. They're all gonna... You go by the Met.

That's your world, the Clavs world, and then... I'm not on the next, but I think I should start. I don't think so. You don't agree? No. I might start.

I hope you don't start that. I don't know the legalities of it. It's illegal. So how is he doing it? I mean, I don't know. Like, look, just because something's illegal, doesn't, you know, it's United States of America.

You could figure stuff out. Right. How have you not been arrested for the locking challenge where you lock people inside of your house and then feed them horse shit? That is not what the lock-in challenge is. The lock-

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Talk in terms of a very positive uplifting thing. I get influencers, streamers who are maybe a bit out of shape, and they want to get healthier, and we do healthy challenges, sports, you know, cooking, competition, stuff like that. I'm not locking people in my house eating horse shit. I buy them good food. Like what? I mean, man, sweet green salads, tallow organic grill, steak, fruits, veggies. Hot organic grill? Yeah, that's my restaurant.

Yeah, and at that restaurant, they serve horseshit. They don't serve horseshit. When was the last time you were there? I don't know, a week or two ago. Okay, well, you should check the menu. Okay. I will right after this and if they're serving horseshit, I will look into that, but they're not Can we make a deal that if they do that then you have to start a business with long neck? Yeah. Yeah, we can make that deal. Okay, but locked in challenge is a good thing. So I don't know what- Well, you're locking people inside your house. I don't know how that's me I'm not locking them inside. I do have them sign of waivers pretty intense waivers, but that's because of the physical challenges

A lot of these men are fragile Pao envy pull up the photo of power envy Fragile. Fragile gentleman. They need a sign a waiver. Okay. The Hulk is green, but he's much stronger and healthier than you. How can you explain that? You know, that's a good point. Um, I mean, the Hulk, I think that character are probably anabolic steroids. No, he's not. It's natural, actually. He's natural. He is natural. Okay. Well, if he's natural, then that's just amazing. I would be worried about his skin health. Your skin's your body is larger as organ. He's turning green. When he goes back to normally, his skin is fine. That's true

Yeah, I don't have a good one for that I mean like If the Hulk is real You think he's real? I don't know well enough To tell you for sure Well yeah he looks pretty healthy I guess he got me there

But this guy, I know you painted him red or whatever No, he was like that when he was born Okay You feeling good You feeling okay? That's a lot of sugar That's a lot of sugar You know a common

A common, yeah, I know he doesn't want to share. A common thing with those, like, Flaming Hot Cheetos, you can just Google it. It's to make you feel good. No, no, no, no. People vomit them. It's like a really common thing, actually. No, no, no, it's a very common thing. People throw up after eating those, and the throw up, obviously, is bright red, because of the red 40.

Because they just ate some vegetables and a steak, so they should have waited to eat the healthy stuff. Good, thank you. I appreciate it. Can I see the ingredients, though? You don't want to share. He's willing to give them. I know the ingredients. The other one gives you the bag from him.

Corn, Red 40 is healthy. Red 40 is healthy. Yeah, so the type of corn they're using is glyphosate, sprayed corn to heavily processed. It's just, like, not the same as eating, you know, a corn on the cob. What's your favorite food, though? Like your favorite meal? Let's not go chain restaurant. Let's go home-cooked meal.

What do you like? Well, I don't know how to cook any food, so just whatever. Oh, that's a problem. How are you going to get a girl if you don't know how to cook any food? I'm not trying to get a girlfriend. And by the way, that's their job. So what I mean? Yeah, I mean, my wife does cook a lot of food for me, but sometimes I like to whip up a meal.

That's, you shouldn't be doing that. It's encouraging bad behavior. Really? No, but I want to. Like, I want to, oh, so mention grill steak? Is it a feminine behavior to grill steak? I mean, you shouldn't do it around your wife. Why not?

I'm grilling a steak. Because it's encouraging her to believe that it's possible that someday she doesn't have to do her job. No, she likes cooking. So I'll grill a steak and she'll make the, you know, side dishes, some rice. As I said, I don't know who you're married to a man or a woman. So maybe. Married to a woman. I don't know.

I never met this human. Maybe you come home for dinner. you can meet us well i'm just saying i think it's bad i think cooking steaks is a man he's fine but not around the wife okay that's an interesting perspective so do you ever want a girlfriend someday one day yes maybe when i'm like 35 i can get an 18 year old girlfriend okay that could be a little yeah i mean hey it's legal it's legal yeah yeah you're all about what's legal um yeah and you want like a more traditional woman you're saying you had bonnie blue in here you did not like no i didn't like her i'm gonna i want to go to like uh vietnam i want to like uh vietnam

and bring a girl from over there probably okay you know what i mean like uh people might hate on that statement but i think oh hey a lot of these women in the united states now there's many good ones out there i think but i would agree with young males where they're saying there's kind of an issue right out there i agree um why do people need to eat iron but not gold or diamonds um it's just absorbed differently um there is interesting stuff where people take silver as a supplement it's like antimicrobial antibacterial and then there was a guy who got a little crazy with it and he started drinking like this much silver every day and he turned blue so you got to be careful with some stuff but then he's gonna be very unique that might actually be helpful he could be a model he looked like a smurf

character and the thing he died shortly after so no but it could have been unrelated could have been like a car accident no it was it was directly related to him drinking silver and turning blue is there any evidence of that yeah okay yeah but yeah well i know a guy who was blue and he was fine okay you know a red guy that's that's fine You're looking good, bud. You feeling good? How are the... Oh, you got them off-brand Cheetos?

Bro, you couldn't even... Is there like a financial issue? How are the sponsors going on with the podcast? What is that? You didn't even get them to, like, the brand? What are you talking about? I'm saying, like, you're going to do this whole thing. Like, okay, let's get...

And it's like, obviously, I would hate hot Cheetos the brand. And it's like, I know you have sponsors for your podcast and stuff, and I hope they're doing well, because that's... I mean, come on. You could have gotten the Cheetos. tough times they're good though are you an anti-seid mite no you're not no i i i don't hate all jewish people know anti-seed mite what is that what are you saying anti-seed mite seed mite yes um maybe you're referring to seed oils i'm not the biggest are you anti seed mite

oil hey uh i'm anti seed oil overall it's a nuanced opinion so what's your issue with the jewish people I don't have an issue with the Jewish people You just said you're anti-seed oil You were saying anti-seed mite I thought you were saying anti-Semitic Am I anti-Semitic? No So you enjoy seed oils? No I feel like you're blending two things here

I'm asking if you're anti-seed oil I like the Jewish people I do a whole Gaza, Palestine thing There's lots of issues there But I think people hating on you know Net and Yahoo's actions could be very valid I would agree with some of that But then actually a lot of you like your generation

How old do you? I'm 18. Okay, a lot of your generation took this thing of like, hey, Netanyahu did some... I asked you about seed oil. Well, you were blending a couple things in that. No, I wasn't. I asked you if you're anti-seed medic. Anti-seed medic, meaning seed oils?

Yeah. I'm not a fan of seed oils. So are you anti-seed medic? Anti-seed medic? Yeah, overall, I don't think you should eat a lot of seed oils. So what's your issue with the Jewish people? I see yeah nothing I don't hate all Jewish people

I need not guys about seed oils I guess I'm about seed oils now yeah yeah I don't really consume a lot of seed oils I'm not a fan of them in my food so you're anti-seedmatic yes okay that's gonna get clipped

do you think Trump should be able to run for a fourth term after he wins the third one no he shouldn't be able to run for a third or fourth What? Yeah, United States of America. Yeah, we got to have, you know, our rules and keep that going. Yeah, but rules change. Do they not?

Rules change. I think we got to get rid of some of these creatures in there, like Nancy Pelosi that's been there forever. I think she's leaving. She's leaving? I think she's going to retire with her like $300 million off of like just normal stock trading or whatever. Yeah, good for her. Yeah, she's a CEO of consumer. She doesn't even have security to defend herself from a hammer.

That's true. She needs my security guard. something jeez yeah but your security guard wouldn't be able to protect you if i attacked you right now if i would be i would protect myself if you attack me so then why do you need a security guard i'm saying if i was in the position to beat you in a fight he's not helpful well i'm not concerned about you beating me in a fight then why is he here he's here because of other stuff we're doing in la i don't i don't think he's really needed here but it's funny it's bring him because you're probably paying him per hour right i am paying him per hour so why is he here just for fun to make some money

He's kind of the homie, yeah. But he also is a highly trained fighter. He's a big guy so he can help with some stuff. Like, I'm going to go give out meals to the homeless, just like you're saying. What if some crazy homeless guy comes up to me today? I don't want to deal with that. What's your security going to do? Kill him this guy.

This guy's finally struggling, bro. You made him do this today? He's struggling. Like, you know, I bet you have different people in here for different episodes and like you've got to do different stuff. And I bet today his assignment, he was like, really, bro. Like, I have to eat all this stuff. He's going to feel horrible.

He's going to feel horrible the rest of the day. I'm good, brother. Thank you so much. He's going to feel bad the rest of the day. He's going to feel like amazing. His rest of the day is cooked. He's going to feel like a million bucks. How about this? I want you later, when this dude throws up everywhere in that very small bathroom that you have over there, I want you to send me an iPhone video. I won't show it to anybody. I won't blast it out there. But I want to see that footage. And I will also send you some supplements to help you need some supplements to help. You need some pre-feast enzymes. You need some Nacetal system. No self-promot. You need some electra. Okay. I'll send him a different brand. Like, he needs some help. You need some help, brother. And I will pray for you when I leave here, okay? I'm good.

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Both are true, in my opinion. I think people that get HIV, we should provide some medical care for them and they're at Magic Johnson's alive and killing it. You probably run into him at clubs over here, yeah. He's doing his thing. So, you don't like Magic Johnson? I don't have any issue with him.

Okay, seems like you do. Yeah, no, our supplements don't cure HIV. That's not what they're meant for. So then there's no use for them. No, there's use for them. Like, for example, like, do you like playing any sports? Yep. What sports?

Generally, I like most sports. You like most sports? I was at a basketball thing with you. Now, you really fucked up that basketball game. You had a net, and you were grabbing the basketball, not letting the opposing team score. This was clear breaking of the rules. The people started yelling, get off the court, and then a very large black guy, actually, at one point, kind of shoved you. He attacked me, he grabbed me and shoved me and threw me, which is extremely typical of him.

What does that mean? No, I think he shoved you because you were interfering with the game. Okay, but none of the German people on his team attacked me for. Playing defense? Were there many German people at a basketball event? I'm German. Okay. Yeah, there wasn't a lot of...

Okay, so you were there. You weren't even playing basketball. Yes, I was. I was the coach. I was the coach, too, because, hey, let's be real. I mean, this isn't a racist statement. Black people are good at basketball. So on the basketball teams, there were a lot of black people.

Just because a black person shoved you because you were interfering with the game. I'm not allowed to play defense for my own team? Technically, no, not if you're the coach. And you had a net. Yeah, well, I wasn't told that that wasn't allowed. that's a fair statement but it's kind of common sense it's common sense that that would be a good way of playing defense too it was cheating in the sport and I was actually frustrated watching someone

if my team competes with him and he's doing that that's we're gonna have to figure it out that's cheating when I have a fair game so I think my team got disqualified after the match I don't really remember what happened yeah so you were a bad coach in that but that doesn't mean that you're bad I played you I would have done the same thing okay that's good to know but you like basketball you're yeah basketball tennis tennis tennis is fun yeah it's a good good sport I'm good generally all those sports and that that's being out of disadvantage why you're at a disadvantage not like a personal disadvantage just compared to some other players especially in

basketball oh for sure dude I'm short I quit basketball when I was young because I was like dude this isn't my sport I got to focus on other sports but um our supplements could help like when you go play tennis no supplement talk you take some electrolytes before you go playing yourself promo here I'm gonna bleep it that's fine Yeah, that's fine. You asked. No, I asked you to cure HIV. Yeah, and that kind of parlayed into a discussion.

Only if you take a bite if you just put your mouth on that table and take a bite of that. I'm so good off that. I appreciate the offering. Nothing's going to happen if you eat one red fruit loop. Yeah, that's true, but it's just like why. Like, what benefit would it give me to eat a bite? Does it hurt you? One bite?

No, but it's just something I like. It makes me happy to see. So it helps me. It helps you. Yes. Well, I'm good. I hope I can make you happy. In other ways.

I'll drink some electrolytes if you eat some of that. We'll do a train. No, that's a fine deal. I'm not, like, struggling to sell these things. No, I would just personally do it as like a one-to-one. Oh, I don't know. That's not really like a strategy that I use. You've slowed down on your consumption bonus.

Dude is like feeling nauseous at this point. It's okay. We're going to get you help after this episode. Continue to eat all of it. That's like maybe like a workplace violation almost. like potential lawsuit you want to meet with my legal team after and maybe did you help the nigerian prince of forty sixty five hundred dollar we're back to the airport no i haven't met with a nigerian prince of war you missed out on like 18 million

you're an idiot okay yeah i guess so fool dude's breathing hard over here oh he's leaving Is he supposed to leave? It must be hard to get, you know, proper air consumption. Bring me a blue one drink, please. I'm a little thirsty. I know that that Skittles one is probably the hardest one to consume because that thing is disgusting.

The other one, Mike. It looks like syrup. Like, it just looks like a syrup. You know what, Mike, bring me both. You're slowing down that Skittles one, which I completely understand. You don't have to do this. Okay, so we got blue one over here. And we have, oh, no, you don't have to do this, Matan to yourself.

You're going to feel bad the rest of the day, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a flight later today. Oh, gosh, it's going to be a rough flight. Hopefully you're not flying with this guy over here. Would they, actually, that's a genuine, interesting question. Would they let you onto a plane with this kind of, outfit or skin condition you have going on.

I just got down the whole thing almost. That's disgusting, man. It tastes so good. You have 32 grams of sugar in here. You have blue one. You also have an artificial sweetener called Aesylphine potassium as if they didn't make it sweet enough. It's just, yeah, it's sad, man. It's sad that kids are drinking this stuff, you know?

It's sad that kids are drinking happy jello, blue? Yeah. Yeah, it's sad. Because the original jello is. actually made with gelatin people like Mike Tyson would eat like their original jello um yeah so like they've just kind of bastardized it made it a sour patch kids jello yummy yummy yeah yeah yeah it's like amazing yeah why don't you eat all six right now then that's too much it's overdoing it i'm not gonna why don't you finish this thing

yeah drink that man yeah it's good man yeah it's good man yeah Yeah, right, blue one, red 40. Yeah, finish yours. Finish yours. Chug it, man. It's good. You're the Red 40 guy. Okay?

Yeah, you're feeling good, huh? Yeah, eat all of these. Why don't you do that? This is actually a great display of what these foods, foods, and quotes do to people. Even in this episode where they're trying to say that these are good, these are healthy, they can't, you can't even get through this stuff. This is like, in this amount of time. I feel like a million Nigerian dollars. Yeah, that's not a lot of money, brother.

Like, this is the thing. This is a great explanation of what. going on don't take my phone thank you um this is a great explanation of what these foods do to people this guy can't even finish it you realize in this amount of time if you had put a steak fruits and veggies potatoes you know real food the food that i like to eat in front of me and you said hey in this time you're just going to be silent like this dude and eat i would have eaten that food with a smile on my face this dude is struggling he can't even finish this stuff you can barely you barely finish this you're struggling right now drink the whole soda

drink the whole jones blue one soda chug the blue one soda chug the blue one Yeah, this is good. This is anti-Sanacru stuff. Blue one's good. Finish your Skittles drink. This is hard to chug. Why? Why? I can't. Okay, then drink it slowly, but you should be able to drink. Yes, I will. Eat some jello. Yes, I will. Eat the blue one. It makes you feel good. It makes me feel good. Right? Yeah. Drink this. Drink the Skittles thing. Why haven't you finished this? Yeah, the Twizzlers. Yeah. Finish. You're not, okay. This is the thing, guys. These things when you really start to look at them are disgusting. They are horrible. They are not food. You are basically like having a corporation just sell you bullshit you're getting taken advantage of by the Skittles corporation it's a joke they don't care about you

yummy yummy okay I want you to finish that how about you take a bite how you keep asking no no no because this is food I don't eat I don't I say a million times I don't eat this up you guys are saying it's good there's no issues he's healthy and it yummy drink it oh that's some little ass sips drink the whole thing Mike to prove him wrong yeah check the rest of that mug it Mike drink the rest of that right now or red 40 drink the rest of this is like the worst day of his job bro i wonder if this dude kind of off camera is like kind of healthy and he's like dude like this is and you guys are getting on a flight together you're gonna blow up that bathroom bro or something mike or red 40 drink

the rest of that drink you know the crazy thing is when you guys blow up the airport bathroom later good job mike aren't we just the healthiest hug it dude he is struggling oh there you go yeah That looked good. And you drank the whole Fanta Red. Congrats, man. Dude, what? Eat the Cheetos now, the knockoff ran Cheetos. If the roof is leaking and the guy said he costs $4,000,

but after the work he's done, he disappears. Do I still have to pay him? So a guy comes and fixes your roof. It was $4,000, but he disappears after. Wow. And you're making efforts to pay him. You're making efforts to contact him. Or you just never hit him out

I don't know where he went I would say you should make some efforts To pay him But if you really can't get in contact with the guy Yeah I would probably just let that bill Marinate there My intuition is telling me he'll never be seen again That's just your intuition or you try to reach out to him

My intuition I have a very good feeling Yeah I guess you just let that bill kind of sit there Until he hits you up Is this a recommendation? Sure Yeah I hope you don't have a leak in here It's some rain in L.A. tomorrow, so hopefully you get that fixed. You got it fixed, yeah.

It's a little expensive, so maybe the guy should disappear. Oh. You're saying you're going to make him disappear. No, I'm not. I'm saying if he did, and I, for some reason, knew he wasn't coming back. Why should I have to reach out to pay? He should have to come to me. Yeah, I think if you are saying you're making this guy disappear, that's kind of weird, and maybe I'll have my security team check for, like, a dead kind of contractor after, but... The security team has no authority over my building here. Yeah, that's actually true.

Okay. Well, I think that's about it. I have to go get a blue steak. You're not feeling well. But before we're done, because I have to run soon because long neck is coming in. Is he really? He's your next guess. Long neck, dude.

Yeah, he's wonderful. I wanted to ask if you would try this. Oh, what do we got here? Mr. Bees' beep minis sticks. Today's sponsor. Are they really? Yeah Snack like a beast

100% beef Ingredient check Yeah I'll totally try these Today's sponsor is Mr. Beef Beef sticks It smells like shit Oh Well you might want to say

Like better things about I hate Mr. Beast Okay well but you'll edit that out For your sponsorship Yeah right Yeah Mr. Beast beef sticks Can you try it?

Yeah I'll try them Yeah I mean what the hell is Mr. Beast thinking Why is he into doing beef sticks? You know what This doesn't look like, it doesn't look like the worst possible ingredients I've ever seen. It's just like beef, pretty much. There's like a tiny bit of sugar in there, but not a lot.

Right. Like, that's not that bad. Yeah, what, you're not a fan of Mr. Beast? He's getting a little desperate, right? Yeah, he is. How do we even open this thing? It was kind of difficult, it's kind of oily, but, yeah. Pretty good

I love salt But they're a little overly salty We actually looked into making a beef stick And it's kind of hard to get perfect Yeah, let me try to open one out for you Some of them are oily Oh, I think I figured it out

Nice And you have a lot of Blue one on your hands and stuff How are you feeling my guy? Dude, I want you to finish the off-brand Cheetos To prove that all this food is good You're not even going to finish the food on your plate Disgusting fuck miss you don't like it I hate mr. beast oh I thought he was a sponsor

No, he doesn't why would you think he's that stupid to sponsor my show? Um I would sponsor your show that'd be hilarious let's do it I'll do it if you pay me the right amount of money Okay, well that's it we have to fill with long neck now but thanks for coming on the show Thank you so much for having me I really appreciate any of the foods we brought I'm today Not gonna take any of this um but yeah I hope you guys find good health all of you yeah I think we're doing pretty good i think you're doing okay you got to put on a little bit of a muscle probably um and clean up the diet from what i've seen here today but overall i think you're doing well i hope you feel good on your flight the rest of the day this dude's having the red 40 shakes i feel right now

very strong and powerful okay well yeah thank you so much for having me i really appreciate it thank you so much appreciate it you feeling good Why do you look mad at me? I didn't make you eat all this. Yeah, keep on eating those. Keep on eating those. Yeah, more. Put some more in there.

Why not? Red 40's good, right?