The Matan Show - Matan Finally Confronts Steiny On Netanyahu Interview

Episode Date: January 25, 2026

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Visit medcan.com slash moments to get started. Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Stini. Please welcome in. Yes, please come sit in the middle now. How's it going? And for today's co-host, we have my manager, VARF flooring. Welcome in my manager, Vara, flooring.

That's a viral? Yeah, so please just in case anybody doesn't know you, please just introduce yourself, all that one. My name is Stiney. I run a YouTube channel. Worked with an elk boys for some years. Worked with Steve. We'll do it for some years. Yeah

So people mainly know you as a YouTuber Yeah Yeah probably Now in case anybody in my audience doesn't know I've already went on your podcast two times I've been trying to get you on my show For about two and a half years But you're extremely scared

But I'll give you the credit you finally showed up And people are gonna think Yeah I mean dude this is like This is like a haunted house in here Yeah This is a deserted apartment I'm gonna exploit your shit I

People will probably think I'm making this up, but legitimately Stani called me earlier today lying on the floor. I'm not joking about this at all. He called me earlier today lying on the floor holding his stomach. He said he was having food indigestion and he might have to cancel. And then I told him he's faking it. I was. Yeah, I told him he's faking it. His sister walks in the room.

She says, what the fuck are you doing on the floor? And he got embarrassed and he got up and then he showed up, I guess. Okay. Yeah, that was true. I was faking that. Yeah. And also before that. Jesus Christ, bro.

He's trying to get you sick. Before that, Stani actually was faking COVID. He told me he had COVID, and obviously he doesn't. I mean, look at him. He's completely fine to be here. Yeah. No, I battled through it all, bro. I wanted to do this for you.

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I'm telling you for like a year, I would do it. I think it's been probably two years. Is he good? This is Mike Mike? Just be careful. That's Mike Mike, Mike. Oh, okay. Why? What's the worst thing you can do to me? I don't know.

Just be careful. Do you think you're the final product of Jewish nepotism? No. No? How am I the final product? I don't think you can get much worse than this. Oh, okay. It's like after years and years and years of nepotism and insider trading.

What about you? Me? Yeah. I mean, let me tell you something. This studio doesn't compare to yours. No, it doesn't, but I think this is like part of your stick here. Also, by the way, I'm not Jewish anymore. And I mean, you come from a very rich family, which a lot of people criticize.

I think it's fine. I'm just trying to arrive at that conclusion. Is that the case? Yeah, I think you're, you may be right. And is that something you take pride in? It depends on who you're around, right? You got to pick and choose when it's right to be Jewish. You know that better than anybody.

No, but you never do my game. You come to my house for Hanukkah to get me to do this. I did that? You might have done that. We may have spun the dreidel, but the moment somebody else is on here, then you're not Jewish, so I don't know what you are. I'm consistently not Jewish besides when I need to be, and I'm like at some guy's house because I'm trying to get him on as a guest of my show.

But I wouldn't have, that didn't happen with you. No. How did you become so knowledgeable on such a wide range of topics? Shit. A lot of it's genetic. And then... Genetic? Just really great genetics you have. Yeah, good genetics. I have a college education, too.

You look like you're made out of slime. Really? Yeah. How do I look like that? What does that even mean? You look like you're melting. You look like... I feel like I look pretty, like the best I've looked in a long time.

Jesus Christ. You used to look worse than that? That's funny Yeah maybe a couple weeks ago When I was off a vendor I definitely looked worse Off of a what? Bender Okay

I mean I don't Sure Again I'm not like some amazing looking guy Can he scoot over just a little bit? No you guys stay just like that Okay Who did you vote for prime minister? Didn't vote

Come on give me an answer I didn't vote. What he's talking about? My guess is Netanyahu, but I guess it could, I don't know. I didn't vote for him, no. Who was it? Likud? I voted for Trump in America. Which is Netanyahu, by the way. I'm seeing if I could trick you. That's his party.

I voted for Trump. You voted for Trump? Yeah. Who did you vote for? I wasn't 18. And also, I'm not an Israeli spy. Oh, here we go. This looks like a mass-ass setup to me. No, it doesn't. Yeah, and there's a red laser when I fucking came in here.

I think this is a plan to give me. I'm just, listen, it's fine. I'm just curious why, not why, who you voted for? Trump. Prime Minister, not U.S. president. I didn't vote. I know with your tactics, you probably get to vote in both of them. I don't.

I have a U.S. passport. I'm an American citizen. No, I have no relation. Didn't vote that way. But you've been to Israel. Mm-hmm. And so who did you vote for? I didn't vote.

You just said that you're an American citizen, but you've been there? Yeah, of course. You left the country before? No, I'm saying, but you were there during election time. I would that. Yes, you were. Yes, you were. Okay, well, let's do a special segment real quick.

We're going to bring out two different food items, and you're going to tell me which one you like more. Okay, can I guess? Because I know I'm smart. What is it? Burger King and McDonald's. Why would you think that? Is that your big?

You don't think I could figure that one out. Varrofloren, can you go grab the food items? Why would it be Burger King and McDonald's? Because I know your tricks, bro. You think you're the genius. I can figure you out like that. Yeah, but why would I do that? Go get the Whopper, go get the Big Mac.

Wopper and a big Mac. Go get the Wopper and go get the Big Mac. Yeah. There. Good job. Good one. Come on. I don't understand. By the way, you're going to waste my time asking me which one of these I prefer.

Yeah. This is the best you could come up with with your 45 minutes you have with me. No, I just want to know which one you like more. I know you haven't. Probably McDonald's. Yeah, because you haven't reaped Burger King in a little while. Here you go. Let's try it.

I'm actually trying to be healthy right now. It's okay. Take a bite and let me know. Now, why, for the viewers who don't know, am I having you try Burger King and McDonald's? If you fucked with this, who do you work for? Steinberg? Who do you work for? Who do I work for?

Yeah. I'm actually, I don't feel comfortable testing either of these products. I don't know where they came from. Are you kidding me? They're completely fine. I don't know. This wrapping looks like it's been messed with. I don't know who you work for.

It was tempered with because we just checked it out earlier, but I'm just saying. Okay, well, I'm going to pass. So which one do you prefer? Can you taste and let us know? I prefer the Big Mac Okay Go ahead Is that the worst take I have Stiney?

I might have fucked that up, yeah Okay Have you considered changing your name in face So the people you meet in the future Don't realize you're Stiney That was pretty good No, I haven't thought of that at all So you're a little screwed then

I mean maybe I just gave you a good idea there But you need to try something right Yeah, no I do need to try something I've tried dyeing my hair That didn't work People still see me bro You're right I need a transition maybe

That's the only way. You need a change of transition to a woman. Is that the only way you think? Yeah, but then you're also just going to stick out like a sore thumb. I mean, why don't you just try to look like just a different person and change your name? Like when somebody asks you what your name is, you say like Johnny. Yeah, well, okay. So I got to change my entire appearance and then my name and then you think I'll be better off in life.

I'm just putting myself. I guess I'm like projecting here what I would think if I was you. Like I wouldn't want anybody to know about what I did. Okay. I'll take that into consideration and definitely look into what procedures are available. Yeah. Yeah. And what name might you choose?

Uh, what name would I choose if I had to change my name completely? I mean, if you keep telling people, if you change how you look at, then you tell people your name is... I can't have Steinberger, burger, any folks. Or Erin. Huh? Or Erin. Yeah, I got to maybe, tell people on Sneako, maybe, I don't know. That's not much better than Stuygo. Yeah, I don't fuck.

You're gonna go from like people like punching you to people spitting on you. I don't know, bro. That's really, what would you give a name in mind? Can I go to Mike, Mike, Mike? Yeah, but that sounds like a joke. I mean, maybe just, I'm thinking just like Johnny or Mike. Yeah, Johnny. Johnny.

Yeah. Better appreciate that advice. You owe me one. Okay. What is 500 divided by half plus 50? 500 divided by 2 plus 50? 500 divided by half plus 50. So that's 500 divided by 0.5?

Plus 50. 150? 150. Is that right? Hold on one second. This guy claims to have gone to school to become a lawyer, by the way. I'm confused. I don't even know how you could arrive at 150.

I'm asking. I'm confused. You don't ask it right. You're trying to fuck with me. No, I'm asking. Okay, hold on. What is 500 divided by half plus 50? How do you even get to 150?

Like, 1,000 50? Where did you get to 150 from? That's what I meant, a thousand fifty. No you did. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. Okay, fine. What's fucking 400 divided by 0.5 plus 50?

850. You dumb ass. Fucking moron, are you... You know, if you were trying to trick me with a tough math question, then maybe don't use the same trick that I just used on you. Yeah, you're right. You're right. And by the way, the trick is that you're supposed to say 300. Nobody said 150.

How did you get to 150? You just did a poor way of experience. way of explaining the question. You can't blame it on me. Yes, like a lot of your questions, they're very confusing, they're not to the point. I'm just trying to... That was straight to...

Okay, I'll ask you another one then. Another math one. What is 10 divided by Steinie? One? No, it's undefined. You cannot divide a number by Stiney. Yeah, that's true. Okay, so you got it wrong again.

I mean, you're like a complete fool. What were your grade in college? Oh, I just... I got caught. No, no, absolutely not. Your dad gave them a big... He gave them a big donation. There was no donation.

He has like a plaque. Like he's an NFL star and he's just a lawyer with a big book. Yeah, well, the library is named after me. Yeah, well, it's named after your father probably. What's his name? Aaron? Harvey. Harvey?

Yeah. Why, if you ever need a place to study, I can get you in. But yeah, we gave a building and I got in. Okay, so that, I mean, going back to my first thing, yeah, I was right. No, we didn't give a building. I got a decent grades in high school. And I probably graduated with like a 30-28-30. college. But as you claim in one of your older videos, you actually didn't pass the exam,

so you had to drop out because you were grinding poker? I didn't pass. No, I didn't. I didn't get into the law school I wanted to go to. Because you were grinding poker. Because I am a degenerate gambler. Yeah. No, I know. I just liked in that clip. You made it sound... Have you ever seen the movie Rounders? You're not a guy from a movie. I mean, you were just probably, what? You were just spending all of your

dad's money you're telling were you like trying to trick him like look it's not real money it's just a chip it's like a funco pop is very good come on dog um no i played backgam and i played gin rummy i played every car game you could think of and are you up and fuck no how much are you down by all the lifetime yeah probably like 250 200 and nowadays i imagine are you well actually i'm probably wrong are you living off of your own money or your dad's money i've been actually invited you to my home. You see my home. Yeah, but okay, well, that's why I'm asking. Was my dad there? That doesn't mean he's not paying for the place. I don't know how you could afford a place like that.

I mean, bro, I've been working. I work hard. I've been doing this for five years now. But back then, obviously, you didn't have $250,000. So you were literally just gambling your dad's money. Oh, I thought you meant up to date. Up to date. No, no, I meant. I'm saying, but because nowadays, I was curious, but back then it was certainly your father's money or what? Uh, probably, yeah, he probably started me off. Dude, I haven't... Does he blink or no? I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't seen him blink one time.

What the hell is wrong with your face? Bro, I don't know. I think I look pretty good. Good jawline. Blue eyes. I don't understand. What's wrong with the fucking shit? You were the same shit every day.

Because it makes me look like a professional. You probably have terrible hygiene. I bet you smell like shit. And that's the whole point. I've said that a bunch that I'm doing that on purpose. Okay, so maybe I want to look this way on purpose. You got stupid and bad for me? You got defensive.

I stood on it. I'm standing on the... I think I look good, motherfucker. Okay, fine. Following up on that, why does your head look like that? What does it look like? Has it like a weird shape. Does it?

It looks like you tried getting double jaw surgery, but the guy just accidentally put a huge piece of metal right here. Really? I don't think I can fix that. Maybe I can't explain that one. Okay. I don't know. Why does Mike Mike look the way he does?

Because he's just clearly some sort of deficiency. I mean, he's a disturbing looking guy. Does that look like a normal guy? I think viral flowing might be the best looking guy out of the crew here. It's possible, I mean, but you asked about Mike, Mike. I mean, does he look normal to you? No, not really. That's what I'm saying.

I mean, there's clearly something. Looks like a guy wouldn't want to run into late at night. How does it feel to be one of the top five people in the world at something? What are my top five in the world? Top five worst people in the world. Okay, how the, how the, who else is on that list? You here. How dare you put me in that list?

All of the other guys, Paul, pots, probably all of the guys like that. And this is based off of, where did you find this? I mean, those guys are like Maz J. and you're Tiny from Nelk Boys. How do I fit in that list? How do I fit in that list? Adobe Acrobat Studio, your new foundation.

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List and who made that list? I feel like the list is going to get boring If it's just people who killed people You know what I mean? So then you just got to pick a low quality guy What makes me top? Oh, okay, just because I'm a low quality guy You have to pick the best example of that

Look, you know what? Would you say that like Hibir is in the top five worst people ever? Yeah. So that's because he was one of the worst They say. Sure. So you're one of the worst low-quality guys, I'm saying.

Okay. I think those are two separate categories, but whatever you want. I'm not saying you're one of the worst jett-s. I mean, I would say that you couldn't get any political power, but clearly I'm wrong. I mean, you don't have any political influence, but you have like maybe, you have influence over, like, crazy people in the government. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't have, what do you mean? I have no influence, bro.

I'm just like you. You're collecting information and then you're sending it back to your homeland. Where do you? What makes you think that? What do you mean what makes me think that? I see you're showing up here. You have the headphones on. Those are fucking AirPods.

I listen to music. I walk over here. And when I walked and you touched it and then kissed your. I didn't even have that on that. Yes, you did. Renting that house. No, I didn't. Yeah, and you put one on a rented house.

There was a Christmas tree up in there. No, there wasn't. Yes, there was. Stey's a liar. Does anybody believe what Stine is saying? Yeah, dude. Holy shit. Yeah, no.

We celebrate all religious. in my house. Everybody's welcome. Yeah, you celebrate Passover, Hanukkah, all the religions. Yeah, we had a Christmas stream there too. Okay, well, we have another special segment here. Mike might get out of here.

You'll come back later. We're going to have you, Stein, you're going to do a blind date. And if it goes well for you all, pay for, I don't know. That's probably not a good start. No, I'm telling you. Sovar Florin, please bring them in

because they're blindfolded because I don't want them to know how... Oh, the chicks blindfolded? Yeah, it's a war. She's gonna be blindfolded. I don't want her to know how you look and then if it goes well I'll send you guys on another day. Do I know her or no? I don't think so no Dude can Mike Mike not fucking stand there and sir? I mean like you're going the room after very fluent please sit her down next to to Steinie go ahead. Hey, how are you? Hi I'm Stani nice to meet you. Nice to meet you put your mic in the middle there so I

I mean this is your fucking setment Okay, there's a mic right there. Okay. I mean, bro. What was your name? Amber. Amber? Where are you from?

I'm from Florida originally. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm Cuban. And how'd you link with fucking Maton? Mutual friends. I just found her on Instagram, and I messaged her. I said, I'll give you $100 if you decide to do this blind date with this random guy. She doesn't know who you are.

Are you single? Sometimes. What does that mean? On the weekends. On the weekends? Yeah. Well, it's a third. Thursday.

Exactly. You had some questions prepared for you. Do you want to ask him? I have a question for you. How old are you? Uh, 31. What do you do for a living? Uh, YouTube.

What do you do for a living? That doesn't matter. Why does I, I need to know what my fucking girl does for a living, don't I? Your girl? Well, I mean, I don't know. Who knows where this could go, right? And we're in a restaurant. Oh, okay, nice.

You're like a waitress? Exactly. I was, I was a bus boy. I was a busboy and a waiter, worked in the service industry for years. Nice. Yeah, I really respect those people, honestly. Okay. It's a hard job.

It is a hard job. No, it's fucking working doubles. Especially in Los Angeles. Oh, yeah. People can be assholes. I know. Trust me. So, one through 10, what would you rate your physical appearance?

Shit. Could you give me, like, an example of, like, a 10? So I know who I'm comparing it. Because a 10 could be different to you. I mean, what's your ideal version of a 10? Um. Like Leonardo DiCaprio? Okay, so then how would you rate your physical appearance?

Probably a nine? A nine? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. I get told I look like him very frequently. Really? Yeah.

I could hear it from your voice. Nice. Okay. I had another one. Well, let me ask, Stiney, would you be interested in going on another date with her? Because I don't want to have this segment go for too long, so we'll get your answer first. Yeah, sure. Fuck it.

Okay, well, she's blindfolded. so I guess take off the blindfold and then if you're interested you get to go on another date with Stani I'll even pay for it. Do I take it off? Yeah take it off. I know this person? I don't think so. Okay.

Oh that was cute. Oh that was funny. Ha ha ha that's funny. Yeah that's real funny. You clearly had a plan, you know just no matter what he looks like screen. That's a little embarrassing. Yeah, that was really cute plan. No, I like that.

You know, because it actually was going sort of well for you until she got to look at your face. Yeah, I know, but I can kind of reel a memo for the look. Yeah, you were reeling her in because she was blindfolded and you lied. You told her you looked like Leonardo DiCaprio. I know you've heard that too. Did you look like Leonardo DiCaprio? Yes. What, if he ate like a thousand burgers?

No, he was in Gilbert Grape. You're supposed to be quicker than this, bro. I don't know what the hell you're talking about Gilbert Grape. It's a movie where he plays a fucking mentally challenged guy. Oh, okay. So you're saying you're like him but retarded. I guess I block myself into that one. I can kind of see that, yeah.

Yeah. Did you not know that you were walking yourself into that one? No, I didn't. Well, listen, I know you probably think I planned that, but that really was her honestly reaction. That was, that was, that was, that was, that was a legitimate, genuine reaction. You've been in my house. You've seen, you've seen the talent there. Yeah, your sister was there. No. Wow, Simon funny.

That's on whom I'm referring to. Who are you talking about? The other chick that was there. Your brother? No, I had a, Bob Menry. You know what I'm talking about. Okay, no. I went to your house.

It was your sister, your brother, and Bob Menerinery. I'm not kidding. by the way. No, there was, I think there was somebody else there. I think Anna was there. I don't know who that is. And I don't think... He saw her. No. Yeah, you were checking her out. You're cleaning lady. Yeah. Yeah. She was cleaning your car?

Yeah. Yeah, I guess. I guess you could pay a lady to clean your car. Well, whatever. She looked good. Congratulations. Well, I mean, does that how it usually goes on day to you? No, I'm never going like that ever. That was, that was genuine. She was into me. She was waiting for you to give her the cue to take off the fucking blindfold and scream. That was her genuine reaction, I swear.

Oh, yeah. She had no idea what she was doing. What do you think I told her to come here? You said you paid her $100 to come here, did you not? Of course, because I have to get her to come here. What are you going to come here for no reason? Maybe if she wants to find somebody. Okay, but I don't know anybody.

I had to just message random girls on Instagram until one of them was interested in coming to my show. Okay, I guess that'd be pretty fucking hard. That's what I'm saying. It's not like I'm on like, uh, I have an acting reel of people. That was a little embarrassing. I'm sorry about that, I can cut that out if you like. No, yeah, leave it in.

She's going to be pissed at me after. No, I think she'll be cool with it. She's just going to come in here and apologize and try and get a real shot after this fucking shit's over. She left the building. She did not leave. She does not. She's in the back room waiting. That back room that you're referencing as a door outside, I heard it slam.

Make sure to put the mic next to your mouth again, Stiney. I'm trying to. He's fucking with my shit. Sorry, that was a bit embarrassing. Yeah. I'm sure that happens to you often. Never. Not one time.

It said that if you give a monkey a typewriter in infinite time, they can produce any text ever written. However, if you took Steine and gave him the same resources, nothing will happen. Why is that? I think I could come up with something on the typewriter. Okay, that's the answer to my question for anybody who has an IQ over like 73. Do you have any idea what I just asked? No, I have no fucking idea. Okay, I'm gonna ask it again.

If you gave it, wait, was it if you give a monkey infinite amount of time with a typewriter, they'd be able to come up with something? They can write anything ever. They will write everything ever. Oh, okay. They'll write every word spoken on this podcast in exact detail. Okay. Because they have infinite time. Yeah. If I had infinite time, you're asking if I could do that? If you gave Steinie a typewriter in infinite time, he will produce nothing. Why is that? That's my question. I don't think that's, I don't think I could do it what the monkey did. I don't think that's, I think I could do it, bro. I could do that. No. Because the idea there is that the monkey, it's like typing a bunch of stuff and eventually. Why don't you think I have that capability? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Because you'd probably, like, get tired and then lay on the floor until. You died of exhaustion or something. I don't know if you'd have the energy to keep going. No, I think I could do it.

You think so? Yeah. Do you want to try that? I could put you in a room for like 24 hours and we could see what you generate. Yeah, we could do it. Do you do any writing for the NELC podcast? Because I've watched some clips. I mean, it's one of the worst things I've ever seen.

You're just asking the same retarded questions to guess and they seem irritated. What are you talking about? Give me one example of that. You're like, you think I get bitches? I are. That's what you are. Come on. Come on.

You don't actually watch. No, go look at the last clips. You're right on. insightful, in-depth questions there. You asked Netanyahu if you like McDonald's or Burger King. That's not true. That's not true. Kyle asked him that.

I followed up with McDonald's is better. So you're actually wrong. Let's get the facts. You followed it up with like, I haven't ripped Burger King in a little while. Did I word it like that? I haven't ripped Burger King in a while.

That's pretty embarrassing. If I said I haven't ripped Burger King in a while, then it's pretty embarrassing. Then you said that's your worst take. Which is you progress. Of that, of that five minutes. You progressively got more embarrassing with your work. In that five minutes, yeah, I definitely didn't think that went through. Now, that's kind of an interesting interview because right now, I haven't heard anything about it in a long time.

It doesn't have any cultural significance besides the fact that it kind of destroyed the Nalk Boys. It didn't help Netanyahu at all. It didn't humanize him. I didn't. No, you guys were trying to, but it didn't do anything for him. Nobody cares. All it did was just make everybody hate you guys. So, I mean, would you do that again?

Just go like that. Yeah. You would do it again. Yeah, definitely would conduct it way differently and be way more prepared. You would have hit him with hard questions. Hard hitting questions. Okay, pretend I'm Netanyahu. Give me one.

Fuck. How much longer do we have? Why are you not enjoying it? I think this was great, bro. I think we honestly can, we can probably cut it now. No, I don't think so, yeah. You got it. I know that you're a little embarrassed about what happened with that girl,

but it'll be okay for you. I'm sure you'll... Okay. I'm sure... I'm sure... This guy's so fucking wasted the one beer that you guys have in the fridge. Are you regulated? What?

You are? Why you regulated? What do you mean regulated? You're regulated? By what? No one. I didn't realize there's regulation on podcast. Who are you mimicking right now?

Am I supposed to know this? You have maybe one of the lowest intelligence levels I've ever seen. It's like I'm looking at like an actual animal. Uh, okay. Who do you think I'm mimicking right now? Trump. Who asked if you were regulated? Trump.

Are you dumb? Trump. Not dumb, like are you a dumb person? No, I'm just fucking giving it back to you a little bit. God damn. So who, so, but you know? Yes. Trump.

Trump? Yeah, you're talking about the regulated podcast we did with him? What are you talking about? I have no idea what you're even saying. The regulated one that went on YouTube? The regulated one? Yeah. Do you know what regulated means?

Yeah, the one that they had removed. Sorry. No, I, a certain guest asked if you were, I mean, why am I saying certain guests? We already discussed him. It was Ned and Yahoo. Oh, oh, I forgot that interview. I try and You try getting that out of your memory

Yeah, I don't only talk about that too much But you know that that one works for other people Like who? You're gonna forget that you did that interview But every time you see somebody on the street They want to slap you It depends where you go You're right, if you're on like Pico

You're at like one of those restaurants They probably are on Santa Monica Jumping high fives Yeah So is that where you've been hanging out recently? No, honestly, I've just been hanging out at home laying low I want to come see your place Do you still watch Barney

the purple dinosaur? No, I wasn't he, didn't you do some fucked up? Wasn't there something fucked up with that show? I don't know. It seems like you know more than me. No, I, I haven't seen that in years. Probably 20 years, 25 years. That's not true.

That is true. I don't watch much TV, bro. It's on YouTube. It's on YouTube kids. I haven't, not tuned in a minute. That's on your phone. I haven't tuned in a while. Don't lie.

What, you want to see my phone? I know that you're watching Barney the dinosaur. Okay, let me check. Give me your phone. No, I don't want you to look into my phone. I also don't know who you work for. I don't want you putting any shit in there. Yeah, yeah.

See, I'll show you. I'll let you check. I don't know. I don't want to. Let me see your phone. Let me go through your phone. You didn't accuse me of anything. I want to see who you're working for.

I don't know what you're recording in there. When I'm recording in my phone? Yeah. We had a little meeting outside and we talked about a few things that you were like, hey, listen, I want to go over some stuff before we go in there. Before we did this show? Yeah. You had me at waiting at the wrong house

As at the neighbor's house We're knocking on the door I sent you to the wrong guy Yeah Who does that guy? No, I thought I was going to get shot Well, that was kind of the point I sent you to the wrong address

So you'd have a bad interaction With a random neighbor on my street Okay, what? That's pretty funny You think I sent you the wrong address On accident? Like I typed it wrong That's actually pretty funny

I'll give you that Why does it say you're 5 foot 11 online But you're actually a lot closer To a distorted midget looking guy Because dude you got to lie to get that impression. Yeah, but there's no lying. I mean, what when you go on a date, are you already just sitting down? Yeah, yeah, you just sit down and then you just got to own it and just try and not not have it be brought up. So what about you don't think more people do that on

dating apps? Do what lie about their height? Code 511, yeah. Yeah, but you're not a random guy in a dating app. Anybody can just find a picture of you standing next to a guy that's 511 online and it's like this guy's like maybe five one and a half. He added another number to it. Oh, you're funny. Yeah, no, I haven't done that. I don't use dating apps. So I haven't on that. Yeah. That leads me to another thing. Do pros and you pay extra?

I haven't been with a pro... In probably three or four years. And I think I've got a good rate. Yeah. Why would they charge me extra? $1,400 an hour? Fuck no. $1,500?

No, I was like $1,300. Yeah. I don't... Wait, wait, but... I don't know because I've never hired a pro... Obviously. Yeah. But from what...

Just from what I've seen in, like, media, like movies and stuff, it's usually like $2,300. I mean, you were getting pleased. Do you want the low class or you want the high class? There's levels to it. I don't think the high class would ever interact with you. What's high class for you?

Somebody who has all of their limbs on their body? Holy fuck. I guess the best looking. That's insane to even say. So what would you do? You would just pick up hoops on Van Nuys or something? No, you just do it. I don't know.

Fucking boys tripping in Vegas or Cabo or something. Okay, so you would... I regret doing all that, to be honest with you. Yeah, it's good. Now you're loyal to... Yeah. I don't even know to who. To your sister, I guess, or what?

What the fuck? Not like in a weird way, just like... I mean, my family, of course, I'm willing to my family. But my girl, yeah. What would you do if you were forced to get a real job? Hmm. I'd be so fucked in the workplace. I'd probably flee to Israel.

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if I was forcing to be, it was not a huge You have like a 9 to 5? You have like an office In the prime minister's office You're just like his right hand man No, if I was forced to To work a real job I would probably just be miserable

And I'd probably get shit on Even harder in a workplace like that I'd just live with the consequences Fuck it Are you, would you consider getting a real job Or do you want to be an influence or forever Mike does a real job Mike doesn't have a job

She's not paid, right? No I think if I ever had to I could figure it out Is that something you would like to do? You would ever like to distance yourself from being an influencer? Yeah, maybe someday if like, if the time comes for like a family and like...

No, I'm bored of being an influence, I want to be a teacher. No, I don't think that would happen. Get it done with it. Give them another library. What do you mean? I like doing shit like this. Give them, give them another college. Build them college. No, we're done with our donations. We're done with our donations. We've done enough. You've done enough.

We've done enough. And who do you donate to APAC? No. I know I checked the website The donations are public And it showed your father Harvey he gave like 40 Why would he give money to them

I'd like to see the fact check on that It's on there Anybody can look it up for themselves Do you ever donate cars to kids Cars to kids It's like that charity where you give cars I don't even know There's a charity where you give cars to kids

It's a really stupid charity I don't get it at all Where's the girl that fucking ran off and screamed I'd like to have a word with her She's still here She left the building. I want to know how much she was paid to do that. She left the building.

I'm telling you, I know you think that it's a backroom over there. That back room has a door to the outside. Okay. She left the whole place. She's not here anymore. No, I've never heard of... She's going to, like, sue me or something. She's going to tell me I can't post.

She's embarrassed from that that she was seen with you. She, that was a setup, and I feel bad for her because I feel like she actually caught a... She was really interested in you. She didn't even want to take the thing off. She wanted to continue the conversation. Yeah, really, it's very much seemed like that. Yeah, that's what happened.

It looked like she was dying because when she ran off, what did she say? She said, Fuck you or something? She said, What the fuck? Something like that. I don't know.

She took her thing off. She made eye contact with Mike and Mike. If you have Mike and Mike standing behind the camera. Mike and Mike no, just Mike Mike, whatever. And she takes her blindfold off and sees his eyes. She's going to scream. And then she looked at me, felt more comfortable. Oh, so you think she was screaming at him?

Yes. He's still staring at me from behind the camera and it's really hard to, like. don't do like playbacks but okay anybody could probably just find the timestamp in the comments or just scroll back where she makes direct eye contact with you and then screams in horror okay all right yeah you probably got me there uh no but what is this cards for sale or what is it cars for donations cars for kids i think that's what the charity's called i never got it i asked the guy you're not a very charitable person not at all yeah not at all i mean i say to the government i do charity because then they'll give you some write-offs yes but everybody everybody has a misunderstanding of how it works

You don't give them the amount of money you have in taxes. You just pay less taxes. So at that point, there's no reason to do it. I mean, it's retarded. I'd rather just give the money to the government or something. I agree. And that specific charity doesn't make any sense to me because the kids aren't able to drive.

And I think I called them up. I said, how does this make any sense? And they said that they sell the cars and then they take the money and give it a like cancer research or whatever. But that doesn't make any sense. I mean, there's just way better. Way better ways to accumulate money for kids than collecting old cars. Yeah, I agree.

Did Bonnie Blue ask you to do any, like, such activity with her after the podcast? No, she was spending time in the bathroom before the show. But she didn't ask after her just because you, like, you just turned 18, so that's, like, her thing. I'm just wondering if she asked you or not. No, I told her to leave real quick. Okay. I had her leave very quickly. Okay.

Why do you ask? Because I just, that's my favorite interview you've done. Bonnie Blue, you're a big fan of her? No, I'm a big fan of the questions you asked her about the health care of the kids. I'm sure what? Are you friends with her or something off? No, I haven't talked to. No, she has not.

Is that what you considered like a high quality pro-shoot? No. Because she's like famous or something? No, it's looks wise. Yeah, she's high quality for you know. Have you seen the movie Catch me if you can? No. Okay, that's fuck.

Then you would understand. Okay, never mind. Yo, I have a dentist at 740. What time? Yeah, and you have COVID and indigestion. Yeah, 745. Hold on. We have just a couple more.

left. Okay. Did your extremely rich lawyer father trick Nelk into working with you? He's never represented Nelk ever in his life. That's what I heard online. I heard the rumors. He can't, bro. He's barred in Colorado. They need lawyers. Kyle needs his lawyers, mostly in Canada. Uh, Steve. No, I'm not saying he represented Nelk. I'm saying he tricked them. Oh, he tricked them. No, no. Okay, look, sign this in, you'll get 50,000 and it's like it had a little hidden sheet of paper. You also have to hire my son. Yeah. You have to now. You have to now. work with my piece of shit son Aaron he likes to be

How did you get a copy of the contract? This is just what I'm guessing Who is your source for that? Because that's actually supposed to be under an NDA So I'd like to know who gave you that And on NDA with who? You had your dad signed an NDA? No, for that contract we had an agreement that that would never be repeated So clearly you've seen the fine print

And I'm curious Among who was that NDA signed by I know you're doing a bit I was just trying to go more into it to see if you Even had any idea what you were saying No, I've no idea I'm just trying to go with you But I'm saying, Let's imagine.

Let's keep playing at this imaginary thing. Who did you have signed the NDA? NELC. Okay, then your father could have told me in that circumstance, right? He would never do that, though. Okay. I guess maybe, maybe what about your family? Did they know what happened?

With the contract? Are you in, like, I don't know who's in NELK still. I know that some people have come and gone, but whoever's left in there, are you, like, on good terms with them, or are they kind of mad about what you did? No, we're all in good terms. Yeah.

So they don't care? They've got over it. Of course. I've tried grab try to help you get them on here Help you get them on here Yeah I would like to have them on

I don't think they'll do it They won't uh Fuck uh Steve maybe He maybe he's probably I like Steve actually though Yeah he's a funny guy I think he might do it

Because he finds you funny Yeah Steve is a good guy And then I almost had on the guy Who used to be in a Jesse Yeah A couple of years ago He didn't want to do it

I think I just needed to follow up I think I just forgot to follow up Why don't you get menri on here Let me hold You know how fucking paranoid I would be in here I'll help you do that one. By the way, another real story.

When I showed up to Stuyd's house, Bob Menary was completely high on drugs. I mean, it was completely out of his mind. It was, the guy's eyes were bloodshot red, but not like red because he was, didn't have sleep or anything. There was blood in his eyes. Yeah, I mean, I can't speak from his house. Have you ever been to, like, a gym where somebody gets punched in the face and then there's like blood? Or like eye gouged in a fight?

Yeah, yeah. He had actual blood, just concealed blood. In his eyes. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what... I can't speak on his house. No. When I showed up, did I not seem normal to you?

No. We went and had dinner, didn't we? We had dinner, but I'm saying in public. Why? What happened? You just, you needed a fucking coloring book. You're throwing ice everywhere. This is the nicest place in LA.

You're taking ice out of the bucket, throwing it. He's lying. What happened is I was trying to embarrass him. I threw ice out him. Yeah, you were acting like a child. That's actually exactly what you said. Yeah. But isn't that kind of...

It's kind of... Fair on my end because I don't want to be seen a dinner with Stynie. So it's like if somebody grabs a video of me there, I need to at least be being mean to you. Yeah, no, you're right. That's actually, I didn't think of that. But now that you put it that way, that's a good tactic. The whole time, I was trying to get seen with you. And then all of a sudden you start throwing ice at me.

Yeah. So that makes sense. You can't be caught with that. With Stiney? Yeah, I had someone. Someone was going to show up, but we got out of there early. Hollywood six was going to come catch us getting out. Yeah, I would have saw them.

I would have been a big video for you. You know what would have happened? Huh. I would have saw the camera. I would have looked at you. I went, fuck you! You go, what are you talking about? I would have thrown like a jab or something as if we were fighting.

Yeah, no. We just got out of the restaurant at the same time. Okay, well, you would have saved yourself. But then your dad would have took me, dad. Oh, you'd be in jail. Dude, you'd be done. Well, that's it, because now I have to film with long neck. Usually, I'll ask the guests if they could deal with the long neck problem.

This guy's always bullshitting me. I want somebody to get out there and get physical with him. But you're probably the first guess that he would beat the shit out of, I feel. Oh, you think so? I think longneck could take you. I mean, usually it's kind of a joke. Is he here? Yeah, he's my next guest in five minutes.

Okay, we could wait. I'll do it. We can do it in the parking lot of, you could fight him? Yeah, I mean, do you want to do it? Can we do bare knuckle you in Longneck? No, I don't want to, like, have anybody get hurt, but if you have gloves, I'll do it.

I hate Longneck. But then why are you having him on the show? For years. He's been wasting your time? I've been trying to get him on as a guest. Oh, I'm going to catch him on the way out and tell him. Do not fucking go in there. Why would you do that?

I'm asking you to fuck with him, not give him a good advice. Well, I think you're probably going to fuck with him pretty good, so I'll let you do that. Okay, well, thanks for coming on. My boy, thank you. You're hilarious. Dude, I want you to make your decision. I'm good. I appreciate it.

I know you don't like this one. So if you, I'll keep that for somebody else. But if you want to take this one with you, I'll give this one to... I'm telling you right now, if you cut out the fact that I called this coming out, I will be very upset with you. You cut out the what? If you cut out the fact that I pointed out that you were bringing this out, you better not fuck me. No, I'm not. gonna leave that in. Why would I do that? You're the one

who made me give you permission that you were allowed to cut something. Don't you say that? That is not true. Which by the way I wouldn't have done. I was just lying to him. But I mean, he made me say that to him before the show. And by the way, you tried doing a trick on me. You said, just put it in text. Just you said, put it in text. I did not. I did not ask for writing.

He said verbatim. He said, just, I was on the phone with him. He said, okay, fine. I'll come to your show later. This was when he was faking, having a stomach problem. I had a stomach virus. I'm on the ground. Sister told him to get off the floor like a fucking animal. Oh god. And he said okay, just put it in writing You didn't say put in writing. You said okay, just text me that I could have anything removed from the show I said okay. I got you bro and I didn't talk good obviously was that a trick you learned from now that's no what's his last name Weinstein no no whoa whoa whoa not a Weinstein Steinberg but yeah, but he probably would represent Weinstein

that'd be one of his better clients