The Matan Show - Matan Finally Confronts The Island Boys For Kissing Each Other

Episode Date: August 9, 2026

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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have the Island Boys, welcome. Thanks for coming. What's up, Dal. For today's co-host, we have Viralberg. Well, wherever the fuck that is. What's his background? What's his description?

He's the co-host for today. Does he even talk? Dude, sit your ass down, bro. His hat fell off. Pick his hat up, yeah. Thank you. What's his name? Red? Yeah, what's your BMI anyways?

Can you introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you and all that one? Dude, I got two creepy fucking moxies right beside me. What the fuck is going on, bro? No, but introduce yourself. Pull the mic close to your mouth and then... Who, me? Yeah, for anybody who might not know you. Give a little introduction.

I'm the island boy. One half of it. I'm fly soldier. I don't know who the fuck this manor is. Is he not your brother? No, the fuck he's not. My brother has a muscle definition This guy is pasty as fuck

You only got the right fucking tattoos He got fake-ass diamonds in your mouth No those shit's real man They're not fucking real Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Yeah see my brother would have talked He would have talked about now Alright well whatever whatever

Move on okay Would it be a good idea To staple your ear to your head In case somebody tries to steal it Steal what Your ear Your ear You dumb bitch.

Why would I staple my fucking... Why? No! Do you have like a curse word in between every other word? You seem to curse a lot. Okay. Your vocabulary got small. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Are we PG-13? Okay, you can curse, bud. You're a punk. You're a punk. You're a punk. Okay.

No, I will not stay with my ear. But why not? Then you'll make sure that nobody can steal it. Because, dude, your ears attached to your head. Why would, like... Yeah, because you're stapled. Visit BetMGM Casino and check out the newest exclusive. The Price is Right Fortune Pick.

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Otherwise somebody can take it from you genetically when you're out of the fucking womb In the belly your ear is attached her right to your fucking head But it's only attached by a little piece here It's much easier to take your ear Than it is to take your torso I'm gonna find a doctor to stay on my fucking ear You're like uh you speak like Dylan Latham

But he's probably joking you're just to have a brain damage A brain damage I know you're not talking with that heavy ass accent Well that would be an accent not brain damage Hey, I can eat in this in this shit? You can eat this shit? You want to eat shit? Can I eat my sub? Can you eat my sub?

No, my sub. My sub. Oh yeah. A sandwich? What's the money? What money? What money? What money?

All right. All right, let's continue. Pursuant to Florida statute section 826.04, kissing your brother would warrant criminal charges. Why haven't the Florida authorities taking this seriously and seized you and your boyfriend. I mean your brother. I mean your brother who's also your boyfriend.

My brother's not my boyfriend, you fuck face. Go back and you say, what's illegal? Pursuant to Florida statute section 826.04, kissing your brother would warrant criminal charges. Why haven't the Florida authorities taking this seriously? Because it's not a s s sacked and my religion is Muslim. Your religion is Muslim? Yeah, you little bitch.

What does that have to do with kissing your brother? I don't think that something Muslims do. Is that an insult? Are you sure that Muslims don't kiss their brothers? Search it up right now. Do Muslims kiss their brothers? Yes! Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

I am actually... Do your fucking research! There might be like an inbred Muslim family the same as everything else. Just such a mouth and be educated. What an interesting grift to claim your Muslim so you can kiss your brother. Do you want to get punched? I'm not scared that you're going to punch me. But hold on.

Dude, I don't make your face on that wall right now. Hold on, what's this? You're like a bird Who's territorial over shit That doesn't exist Do you want to make a bet That I won't punch you right now? A bet that you will punch me?

That I won't punch you I don't think you're gonna punch me, no Alright, go on Do you think that if you claim something's your religion It lets you get away with anything Like, do you think if you said That you're some sort of pescatarian You would be allowed to have s-s

With the fish? I don't really Or do you not understand how it works? Do you not understand that AI is a thing now? No, but it wasn't AI. How do you know how do you know it's not an AI? Set your mouth to move on for the next question Because you're gonna you're saying that you didn't kiss your brother

I said it could be AI Okay it could be AI Is it AI? That would be a dumb, you would know for sure right? That would be a dumb case What's a dumb case? The fucking charge, the felony or whatever If it was a charge

Why? Because you'd say it might be AI Do you think that's how that works in court? Or yes You think if you were in court for something And you said it might be AI That would Have you ever? Have you ever caught a charge before?

Briefly. Say my name. Fuck him. How do you eat with that bullshit in your mouth, those fake reels you have? Boy. You ugly, fucking black. Was it after a black? It looks like I put on, my, not a mouth, a fucking, a broom.

Like I put it in the dirt. He looked at, you know, a swamp head, face-ass bitch, little punk. He has fake diamonds. I have permanent diamonds. Look They eat fine In your fucking Mom's B' B'r-Bin

Whatever the fuck she looks like Very clever That was a good one How excited would you be if you packed Team of the Year Ronaldo on FIFA 15 I wouldn't get two fucks Gangsta What

Yeah now rare that card is You're now expensive that card is That was before How's how much is it I mean when it came out It's probably you could sell it and then sell the coins for thousands of dollars. Bro, get the fuck out of here, bro.

I mean, you can pretend like that doesn't matter to you, but obviously thousands of dollars is like billions of dollars to you compared to the average person because you're probably in debt millions of dollars. Sure. The problem is you seem like somebody who wouldn't know how to do like the, take advantage of the bankruptcy laws. I actually would.

You would? I play dumb. You play dumb? You're actually a smart guy. I would Can you tell us something smart? I mean, what can I tell you that's smart? You're saying you play dumb.

That implies that you're not actually dumb. I feel like intelligence. I would like to say I'm more intellectual, illogical instead of being emotional. Right. That's a smart thing. Thank you. When you ask a guy, you say something smart

and they say, I'm more intellectual than emotional, I'm logical. You know for a fact that they're a fucking idiot. Intellectual. You're an intellectual. Well, that's your opinion. That's something that you came out in your head. It depends what metric.

be objective. Why use keyword metric? Who do you say? Do you know what metric means? No, I said applicable to what I'm saying. I'm asking why would you have to add the keyword metric? The key, why would, to determine if you're smart, whether it be an opinion or a fact, determine on the metric. How would you determine someone's smart just because someone said they're intellectual? If the metric is IQ and you take an IQ test. So it's opinion, it's an opinion. It's an opinion. It depends what metric you're using. It's an opinion, sir. You might, you kind of are right. But it depends what metric you're using. If you're just talking in general and now you're saying that the metric is also subjective, which it is, but that's obviously not what you're saying.

Then yes, it's an opinion. There's no way to test this. Test what? To see the results of if I'm intellectual or intelligent or smart. I could probably know that you're an idiot because if I gave you food, you'd probably get very defensive about it, right? No. You just told us over there. He said, no motherfucker touch my food before we started.

But I could also be acting. But you're not. So you're equivalent to some sort of bird. I know adjectives. Purple, big, small, large. What's that? He knows adjectives. What adjectives can you name?

I'm going to fuck yo bitch tonight. Yeah, stick it up her b-b-not-her. I don't, yeah, that's not adjectives. But okay. Oh, shit, fuck, my bad. It's okay. Fuck. When you and your brother recently went through a divorce,

did you hire a lawyer to divide the small crumbs you still had left? The clerk, the clergy services and the state of Florida. The collection services? See, he's not smart. I didn't hear what you said. In the state of Florida to case searches, right, whether it's domestic or whether it's marriages or divorces, there's no clerk services with the name of Alex Vanegas, which is my first name, versus Frank Vanegas petitioner,

whoever petitioner is, that we ever was married, legally married in the state of Florida. You're saying that you were never legally married to your brother? Of course not. You can't legally marry your blood biological brother. So then why you say something about divorcing? Because you can still hire a lawyer.

Like if you guys had a shared bank account, which is something you can do. That's when we never had. Well, how would I know that? Because you said, that's why I'm asking you, because I'm curious how the situation went. You had a lawyer.

The lawyer's like, okay, this brother, Your notes you just made gold that we were and this one gives you two thousand dollars he has left in cash ma'am so in this and here and your notes before we did this this podcast shut your fucking thing up it's an amber alert pussy a kid was stolen on the freeway back up fucker listen what i'm saying is is that you just made up in your notes was like this is a good one buddy that i just say my name shut the fuck off okay i'm getting real hot in here but what i'm saying is you thought that was a good one to say the I mean I meant him more metaphorically I don't mean legally there wasn't no divorce sir It's called it's almost like a brother do you know what a metaphor is yes

Is this a quiz or a test if you're if you're saying the question doesn't make sense and then I'm explaining why it makes sense And you don't are you trying to look smart in this in this podcast? Not at all I'm like a complete fool Well you're a 19 year old fucking pervert a 19 year old bitch but other than that That's a better word that I use. All right, whatever. We'll move on. I'll show you how smart I am. This is a good one.

Oh, no. I don't want to go there. Despite the U.S. government spending over $200 billion per year on scientific research and discovery, there has been no new information about how to grow a foot out of your head. Should we reduce funding? No. Why? Because we don't care about that.

We're spending $200 billion a year and there's been no new information. At some point, you got to... Reduce funding? Yes. To what? Completely cut it, reduce it or what? What do you think? Try to reduce it first and then if it doesn't work, cut it.

Okay, hypothetically you're in a position to decide what happens to the funding? I would completely reduce it because that is a high number. You would reduce it to what? What was the number? Currently $200 billion here. That's insane. So I would reduce it probably maybe in the millions. You reduce it by a couple million or to a couple million?

Oh, actually no. my bad. It's $200 billion? Yeah. No. We would have to do $5 billion. And if that doesn't work. Reduce it by $5 billion or make it $5 billion.

Make it $5 billion. And do you think the reason they haven't discovered how to grow a foot out of your head is because they're wasting resources and they're not putting the money to a good use or all of that money is going to serious stuff and not how to grow a foot out of your head? All above. That actually is the best answer you could have given. Give me a fee spunk for that. That was... Tyler, where's the money?

We've been trying to find the money, dude. We don't know where he's at. I think he's threatening to punch me now, too. Who's threatening to punch you? Your brother. It's not my fucking brother. Hey, I told you about this. Stop.

Talking to me or talking to him? What's your fucking problem? You didn't take your medicine? What would you choose as your final meal if it had to be a tuna sandwich? What? If my final meal was a tuna sandwich? What would you choose as your final meal?

Let's say you're on death row. some prisoners a final meal, what would you choose if it had to be a tuna sandwich? Well, you're not giving me an option, so... I'm asking what you would choose. I would choose the tuna sandwich because it's either that or nothing. The tuna sandwich? Yes, sir. But why...

I'm the one who knows. Mm-hmm. You know him from that show? It's one of the most critically acclaimed shows of all time. Say my name. Do you want attention? So, where's the money? Yeah, he doesn't get no attention at home.

Do you think it would be a good idea to have the inside of your head fumigated? Fuck no, dude. Why? Because why would anyone want to feel like that? What? Okay, maybe you're- What for you? You asked me a question.

I think you're misunderstanding what I'm asking you. What do you think fumigated is? Fumigated is something that comes out of your ass when you fart. No, fumigated is when somebody goes and tries to kill the bugs. So why would you want that in your head? I'm saying we need to fumigate the inside of your head because there's probably a bunch of bugs in there. Why would a bug be inside my head? You tell me, I mean, I'm just basing it off the way you're behaving.

You look like somebody whose head is being infested with worms and shit that's eating your brain. Damn, you know what? You should be a doctor because you have x-ray vision. Fuck! Which is just a guess, but I appreciate the compliment. Oh, is a guess? A lot of people told me I should be a lawyer. No, honestly, I thought you had a bit of a tattered on your head because you look like a bit.

But honestly, you just are a-b-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. What happened to Walter Floring? I don't know what I... That's what I was more worried about. Dude, what's your issue, seriously? Oh, I'm not to do with this life. Oh, hell no. Would it be appropriate to say you're a woman at heart?

Oh, well... Maybe. I meant that because you make out with men. You kind of act real feminine. Bro, what's your word? Honestly, I'll knock your ass out. But move on. You said your long-term goal was to create a widely successful MCN like Machinema.

But your plans changed after their parent company, WarnerMedia, was acquired by AT&T in 2018, which ultimately led to their shutdown in early 2019. I never said that. Is this still something you could see yourself pursuing in the future? Hold on. Sir, I'm trying to pay attention to the questions. You're distracting me. Yeah, what's the answer?

I never said that. You did say that. No, I did not. You said it a couple of years ago, back in like what? I think you said that in 2014. 2014, you was a fucking shithole. You don't remember anything. I was a shithole, yeah.

I was a shit hole. That's actually a very interesting insult. I don't care about that insult. I'm saying in 2014, that was never said. You did say that. How old are you now? 25, right? Honestly, I think I was a juvenile of tennis center center.

around 2014. Yeah, that makes sense. You had big plans. You wanted to create a big MCN. No, I did not. Yes, you did. No. Why are you denying it?

It's not an embarrassing thing. It's actually pretty admirable. Really? Yeah. Stop. It was never said. Move on. You don't want to have a big MCN like Machinima was.

They were acquired for $100 million. Dude. I was never interested. I'm interested in that. Never. Why? Would you be interested in it? No.

You don't want $100 million? Do you? Yes, but I have no idea about that. Okay, so basically, but when YouTube like I just started, I don't want to know. It was hard to monetize gaming videos. So Machinema had to partner with game companies and then they would sign YouTubers who could monetize their game. Oh, I wasn't a cinema.

You're right. That's what I'm saying, yeah. I'm saying you wanted to start your own Machinema. Okay, maybe. Maybe. What do you mean maybe? It's a yes or no? Yes. Yes. I forgot about my channel.

Yeah. Do you have your money invested into CDs or high-yield bonds? High-heeled bonds. Yeah. Otherwise known as junk bonds. I mean, is that working out for you? Uh, no, it's in bail bonds. No, I was kidding.

Oh. Um, yeah. So where's your money invested into CDs? I have some of my money invested in that. I have like, why, why? 40 bucks in there? 40 bucks? Yeah.

the rest of my money I wouldn't say my money goes to viral flooring Hey you smell a little bit Fuck okay anyways back to it Where's your money invested Um Some of it is in Crypto

And real estate Oh you have your money invested into real estate Yeah You bought like one of those big apartments And you have a bunch of tenants you're managing When you say real estate, you mean like the little houses at Target. Oh, you have houses that you put on Airbnb. Yeah.

That's actually not that bad of an idea. It's not a great idea, but I mean, is that making you a lot of money? It's passive, yeah. Passive? I mean, but is you making you more money than you're spending on like mortgage and stuff? Or how does this work for you? No, I get more. I mean, it's profitable.

Profitable? Yeah. You split this money with your boyfriend? No. I mean, your brother, sorry. No. say boyfriend or not we're gonna have a fucking issue because you have no security here I'm not scared you're gonna attack me I feel like you're one of the

one of the less intimidating people I've ever had on my show do you want to you want to make a bet what's the bet I mean if you try to attack me I'll have to defend myself I just stop and move on come but you won't do it I don't because I don't want to get sued just go I won't sue you well I don't write it down right right right down you don't soon you think that's how that works you think if I wrote down that so you have a verbal verbal agreement that you won't sue me. Yeah, well that's a verbal agreement. You don't have to write down a verbal agreement

you in the cell. So you really want to get punched? I wouldn't like to get punched, but I don't think I'd have to sue you. Come on. Uh, witty bullshit question with the intention of confusing and irritating the guest. What do you think? Hmm? Whitty bullshit question

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Yeah, it is. So why'd you do that? Because I still get more bitches than you. What's the relation? You're saying that that doesn't cut out the amount of bitches you get or you get more bitches from pretending to give your brother oral sacks. Dude, stop. I do the most...

He's distracting me, bro. I did the most disgusting thing in the world. And somehow I still get more bitches than you. Because you're so fucking ugly. But I wasn't asking about how many bitches you get. I was asking if you're disgusting. I didn't answer your question. question, take it or leave it, okay?

Is that something you plan to do more of in the future, pretending to have, or will you escalate and have real s- with your brother? No. Why? I'm good. I'm good. I can't hear you. You have your food stuffed with a bunch of, you have your mouth stuffed with a bunch of food. I'm good. No more.

No more food? No, no more. Excuse him. No more with the s-s-thing. Well, that's what everybody knows you from. nowadays in the beginning everybody just thought you guys were like funny-looking animals who somehow knew like a song like kind of an african gray parrot and now you've escalated to uh ins is what you're known for now i'm i'm known for in but i still have more followers than you on

every platform i would rather not have to do insuff to have followers on instagram i had more followers than you before i did the so then why'd you do it to get even more followers because i got greedy yeah i think that's what differentiates us and probably Actually, no, that's what differentiates you and your brother from everybody else in the world. How did that conversation go with him initially? You were like, we should kiss each other? I mean, how did you convince him to do that? Or is he the one who came up with the idea?

Listen, is that the only thing you could talk about? Like, did you sit there and s' off to it? No, I didn't. That's what you're most well known for. You can't expect people to not ask you about it. He's off to it, right? Yeah. How did that get approached that topic?

Who came up with that idea? I have no idea. You don't remember? No, I don't. It's all like a blur to you. Yeah, it's a blur. I knew this is all he was going to talk about. No, I'll ask you something else.

Yeah, thank you, please. Do you wish to be buried in a coffin or castrated? A coffin. Why don't you want to be castrated? Because I said coffin and we're going to stick to that fucking answer. I know, and now I'm... Because I don't want to be castorated. Why not?

Because I want to be in a coffin. But you can be in a coffin. But you can be in a coffin. All my family's in a coffin. I'd rather be in a coffin. But you can be in a coffin and castrated. Alright, you know what? Then I'll get castrated.

Fuck. It's like almost like you don't want me to be something. Can you look in the camera and say, my name is the R-Ey-D Island Boy and I want to be in a coffin and castrated? I would not look in the camera and say that. Can you say I want to be castrated? Dude, no. Why?

Because I don't, because I never even choose that answer to begin with. But I want you to say that you want to be castrated. you want to be castrated. Punk. Next question, punk. Okay, fine. I'm a fucking punk. You're really giving me a lot to think about.

How old are you? 19? Me or your brother? Dude, I'm 25 fucking years old. He's 25 too. Okay. I'm 25 years old. You have a lot to learn.

I know, but not from the likes of you. You're a bozo. If I hung around you... I'm not talking about me, talking about your life and experiences. I definitely have a lot to learn and a lot more experiences to have to have to have. Next question, sir. I guess unless I die. If your brain was replaced with the chicken's brain,

would you become smarter or would you become way smarter? I would become really dumb. But your brain is replaced. I'm not saying you replace the chicken's brain with yours. Right. So I would have to, I wouldn't know because I don't know if it's... So the answer is way smarter based off all that fucking bullshit. I haven't let me talk.

I don't know. Couldn't. You were failing to talk before. I don't know if a chicken is. is smart well I think it's not smart so let's

let's let's have a third a third I thought you said being smart was an opinion it was not hey fucker let's have a third option and let's just say

way dumber there we go that's not one this show is going to go the way how I wanted to go but you're just misunderstanding how a question this show is going to go

the way how I want to go I mean anybody can choose to not answer question. You better relax. Stop. I'm not, because I'm not trying to punch, stop.

Well, I caught it. But no, I'm not trying to punch me. I'm not trying to punch you. Okay, back up, guys. Back up, back up, back up. Back up. You're a little bit. You're a little bit.

You're a little bit. So guys, they want to jump me if anything happens. I'm sorry, but you're not gonna do shit, you're not gonna do shit, and you're not gonna do shit. You're not gonna do shit. bitch and bitch well you just tried and it didn't really go well for you shut up

go it's probably not a good idea to get violent with the chicken it's animal abuse okay whatever how do you think your life would be different if you were intelligent you know probably better

management skills be better at responsibilities you know just just better overall you know with with you know spirits immensely physically but you know it's actually a great answer thank you man respect you didn't answer you don't get any credit for that why does your brother forget how to speak I thought I was interviewing both of you because he's he's not the real one he's I don't know

where where he came from so where's your real brother then not here I tell you that are you still on good terms with him I read that you guys don't like each other no no no I fuck with him you fuck with him I fuck with him like him like Literally, I mean, you also pretend to fuck him. We're cool. We're cool. You guys are cool? Yes, ma'am. Is it hard for people take his earth?

I mean, I think people take me super serious. They can tell that I'm one of the most intelligent people to ever leave. I did a live IQ test and I got a 380, which is one of the highest scores of all time. 380. Thick up your ass. Fuck that. That was a really good one. No, it's just like, you said 380.

Boy, you didn't get that. You almost got me. I thought you asked you to honestly what's your real score of IQ 380 what do you think the average nor is why is that so unbelievable because no one's ever got a 380 so what do you think that okay what do you think the highest you would be the smartest guy in the world you're looking at him oh my god do you consider yourself a man of great dignity and self-respect I try do you think that you've gotten you think you've acted with more dignity over time or less do you think that has worked out for you?

A little bit less, but I'm currently working on, on, you know, stocking and getting better of my dignity, with the experiences I've been dealing with. You think the fame just got you at some point? Yes, yes. And why do you think that happened? How can somebody like me avoid that if I accidentally become too famous? Don't, don't, don't get, don't get, just don't get lost in it.

Don't let, don't let it get to your head. Don't, don't, don't, don't change who you are because your, your, your, your, your, your stats and your your analytics is getting higher you keep doing you you know you keep being human you keep being being being being being the person you are fuck you know fuck that uh keep doing what you're doing be consistent and keep grinding but don't let the analytics change you don't don't don't you it's like you let the fame change you i've had i've had times where it's changed me yeah because it's always good to have that that alter ego is always good to have that that that motive of being that famous guy because you have accomplished something but but because you you don't want to be that

regular person anymore that normal person you know hand me my pescy back if you don't mind hand me my pet me but yeah but you don't want to be that normal person you know no no me me me no dude no dude why would you do that bro come on bro really actually i don't want to give it to because it'll make a mess okay all right whatever dude all right so whatever so what i said was is is that, yeah, you don't want to be, a lot of people don't want to be that normal person. You feel accomplished. It's like almost they becoming an NFL player, you know?

Like, now you're an NFL player, you want to keep being an NFL player. But, you know. Do you think that's kind of how you, do you play a lot of football as a kid? I did play football, yes. Is that where you contracted, you know, CT and stuff? No, no, not at all, but an NFL player is kind of similar to a social media influencer or a creator or a rapper because we all, at the end of day, like let's say we were to pay taxes

we're a walking business we're a walking LLC if you have an EIN number you have a business account you get everything pay everything's it's it's funny listening to a really dumb person trying to sound smart so all they're saying is like LLC and EIN number well I'm saying it's like what the hell are you talking about I mean I know

what that means I'm saying if you walk into a business you're only going to trick people who are even dumber than you to think you're smart by saying stuff like that and that's already a very small margin of people right but you didn't let me finish but if you're walking to a business you're similar to an NFL player because you're promoting the business by being there so I could be a tax right off yeah you're walking O.C you're

walking oh see you're very very wise no I'm not trying to be wise I'm just saying that's what was anybody ever told you you're Italian I'm not you look Italian because you're like such a wise guy I didn't get so much knowledge I wish one day I can be as smart as you yeah I got you what did you and your brother do before became famous. There's no way you actually had a real job. I've had, I've had one job. No, no way. What type of job? This one? What do you mean like this one? I'm saying before you were famous. There's no way you guys had like a real job. I've had a job. What? I, I worked at a vape shop. A vape shop? Like just like a liquor store? No, just a vape shop.

For how long? How did that go? I worked there for three to four months. You paid well? Hell no. What did they pay? Literally $300 a week Crazy, right? Yeah, that's real bad Were they paying you per hour How is that even legal? I mean, how many hours are you working?

Well, I lived in North Carolina, so it was very cheap over there And I lived in a trailer with a roommate Is that where you grew up in North Carolina? I did not grow up in North Carolina So where'd you grow up? I grew up in West Palm Beach, Florida. So why do you look like that? Because I see a lot of people from Palm Beach

Like that Epstein guy I interviewed And usually they look relatively normal But you look like a little kid went nuts No, no, no, no, I think you have You never interviewed anybody that's actually from because I don't know where that guy's from, but I'm from a different part of Palm Beach. Oh, so there's a part where everybody just looks like a cloud. Well, we don't look like clowns. I mean, you know you look ridiculous.

That's not even me insulting you. You know that. You think you look like a serious person? I think you... I don't think I look that serious. No, I think you look like a virgin. I think your... That's true.

I think your voice is horrible. I think a girl would talk. turn dry just by listening to you. Again, I wasn't insulting you. You took offense by it. I'm just saying, you know you look and say, right? Then again, then again, I have 60k in my mouth. You, look at your teeth, smile, real quick.

Ew, why is your mouse so small? Because I'm smiling. I can't really get a whole of it. Just keep it like that right? Just smile? Smile? You're an ugly kid. You're a, you're a by far ugly kid.

But I'm saying if I... Uh-oh. I'd be honest, I'd be on it. Pooey. Uh-oh. Oye-ye-ye. But I'm saying if I tidied myself up

maybe got a reasonable haircut, I could probably get a normal job, right? If this doesn't work out for me. Yes, correct. I'm saying you couldn't. You're way past that point. Yes, ma'am. You look like a homeless drug addict.

No, no, no, stop, stop. Uh, uh, hold on. I look like, who? A homeless drug addict. Oh, I don't know. I've never seen a homeless drug addict. person look like me. You've never seen a homeless person look like you?

No. I mean, there's probably one outside of the building we're in right now that looks identical to you. I don't know. Just without the ridiculous hair. That is a big distinction of what separates you from being homeless. Homeless people do not have hair like that. Right. And homeless people do have hair like yours.

That's actually true. They do have similar hair to mine as opposed to yours. Yeah. And they also look like you. And I never seen a homeless person with damaged permanent teeth. I think that's the last thing a smart person. dude do you think like billionaires have diamond in permanent teeth I had been yours as well too I had Hollywood small but why but you're bragging about

this not I had a hundred thousand dollars white white tea I took them off I change my teeth that's what the damage thing somebody do get hundred thousand dollars my career's been way more successful than yours he's just a loser dude you're gonna be homeless or you're gonna have to work a job soon I think I think I'll just be I'll be just fine working at those vlogs yeah I go from you don't even know what you want to do okay yes just Just sit at home and just play with your little four inch t-inch while I pimped out your mother or something. I'll figure it out.

Or sell her crack. Wow. Very clever. He's like realizing how much of a loser he is. No, I'm finding the next question. I use most, I use like 85%. Why is your notepad so small? Like your production's ass.

I don't know. This is high-level shit. This is Hollywood production. You see that fucking cameraman right there? That's a high-level guy. That's a Sony FX-30 right there? I have no idea I'm pretty sure it is

I think I have three of these cameras but that's wait that's not a Sony how did your parents react when you made out with your biological brother on only offense I don't have my dad died

and my mom doesn't give a fuck I'm taking care of her so she doesn't care Does she know that that happened No she has no idea Does she know you guys are famous She knows that I've always been famous since I was

Since I came out the womb Because that's not how that works I mean I've always brought pras to the house So I mean she she she always knew I was You brought pras ass to your mother's house I brought pras guns Fucking uh uh my n-ccd you feel me I partied all the time

I've always been a hustler motherfucker I'm that guy I'm that guy You know me But was your mother not upset at all That you had a bunch of She said she's a lot She testified against me in court and I did two years in prison. Your mother testified against you in court.

Hell yeah! So why are you taking care of her now? You should have her eliminated. Better, that's my mama. She actually saved me. She saved me. Shut your ass up. She did a juvenile.

If she would have done that, I mean, if she would have never done that, I would have been in prison right now. So you were in foster care at some point? No, I was never in foster care. My mom took care of me. I'm Cuban. We don't do that shit. what, if Cuban people don't do foster care? No, it's just my mama is good mama.

Yeah, that makes sense. Those Cuban people, they don't do foster care. You're not understanding what I'm saying, but go on, German. Go by to Germany or something, please. Finally worked on somebody that trick. You don't fit in here. How do you think people would react if Longneck was able to fly? Good question.

I think he'd go more viral. It would go more viral? Yeah. Yeah, it hasn't been as viral recently. If you notice, I'm having him on as my next guest in like three minutes. Oh, really? Yeah, he's my next one. He's coming in a second.

He's just running a little bit late. So we'll have to end in a second. And I was looking at his Instagram numbers and his analytics like you said earlier. And they're not as high as they used to be. Oh, because is he even active on Instagram or whatever? I mean, he's probably, I would say that he's probably being taken advantage. any job more than likely he probably doesn't even have access to his Instagram but I can't say for sure he changed when he had kids yeah so you know a lot about him you know more than I do no

have any that's the last time that's that's the last time I ever seen him when he had kids and popped up on my 40 page on tix-sock I couldn't believe he could have kids why wouldn't he be able to have kids because who the fuck would fuck him he can fly you wait he could fly I'm asking you so then why is it not viral's fuck Okay, well that's it. We have to film with Longneck now. Thanks for coming on. All right, thank you. Thanks. All right.