The Matan Show - Matan Finally Confronts VladTV For Being a Fed

Episode Date: October 4, 2026

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So if you could just pull the mic close to your mouth and then introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you and all that one. That one, that one. What's up? This is DJ Vlad from Vlad TV. And is that like a radio show or what is that? It's a YouTube channel. Okay. So like a podcast, similar to this one?

Yeah, pretty much. Would you say it's more successful or less successful? I think it's more successful. Why would you even bring that up? I mean, you asked me. No, I didn't. You did? I don't remember that.

Well, you said it. And I don't even know how to add it. Okay. What would be the correct term for somebody like you? A Jewish guy acting like a white dude who is acting like a black dude? DJ Vlad. No, but a term to describe you. Not your name.

That would be the term. I think I encompass it. It's kind of like when you say Kleenex, you're not just talking about, just specifically Kleenex, you're talking about tissue in general, so I think it's a DJ Vlad thing, or just a Vlad thing. I feel like that's a cop-out, because if you said Kleenex and somebody asked you to describe it with the term, I would say like a soaking wet piece of paper with chemicals to clean.

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If there's not on it, but not if you don't use it. Squeeze it hard a couple things. So you take a dry one out of the box and you squeeze it real hard, nothing will come out. Yes, it will. And then you drink it and it's healthy because it's... No. Yeah. Because it's got aloevara in it?

Is that what it is? I don't know what that means. Yeah. So what term for you then? Well, I'm Jewish. I have white skin. But that's what I mean. Yeah.

I'm Ashkenazi Jewish. You deal with black people that much. You can't even like use different versions of the N-bomb? No. Come on. It can be funny sometimes. I'll say the N-word. That's about as far as I'll go.

You'll say the N word. I'll say the N word just like that. That's as far as I'll go. You're implying that's far? That's as far. That's far? What does that mean? Implying that's far, how else would you even describe it?

You're like, what is the correct term for you if you're not trying to go far? Like that one term that may offend African American people. I don't know. This is your creation right now. But thank you for the suggestion. Yeah. I know it's done with love. You're welcome.

Do you think the real reason John Cena meets up with those make a week? kids is to steal their souls. Yes. You know, I noticed that too. Yeah, I think that's why. Why would somebody want to spend their time with sick and disabled people? All it will do is make you sad.

Well, I think that he's running out of life force. Yeah. And... I don't think he's running out. I think he has more life force than anybody in the world, actually. But he wants more still. It's not enough. Exactly.

He wants to live forever. And if he dies, he wants to... transfer his consciousness maybe into some sort of huge soul monster. Or a robot. That has mega cancer. Think about it. Yeah. I want a robot body.

A robot body? Why? So you can never die? So I can never die. Just have my brain and a robot body. See, but that's the easy way out. Is it? The hard way, the true way with potential is the John Cena method.

Which is stealing the souls of the same. Well, it would be hard to steal my soul, you know what I mean? Because I'm a normal guy. Okay. But to show up... I was trying to know what that noise was next. It's not like a gargoyle, like, to my left. Anyways, yeah, I can tell.

He's eating noises. That's like a, what, like a 15-statt sandwich? 15-stack burger? 15-stack. 15 on the dot, yeah. Okay, wow. Okay. Yum yummy. I'm saying it's much easier to steal a soul from somebody whose soul is about

dissipate. Right. It's almost like he's thinking, well, they don't have a long time to be here, so I might as well, like, grab it and no one will notice. It's also, yeah, it's a lot less cruel. Right. Because it's like, well, he was going to die tomorrow anyway, so he died the next day, but John Sina took a soul. And on top of that, these people, John is their hero. So if they were going to help one person, and it was John, I'm sure that would make them happy. I think so. Yeah. Okay. Who is the dumbest person you have ever interviewed? Norie. The guy.

Noriega, yeah. Dumbest person I've ever interviewed you. Why? He's just stupid. Any specific reason? I'm sure you've interviewed a lot of dumb people. You're specifically interviewing rappers and gangsters. Just generally stupid.

He admitted that he was in special ed classes and it's not sure that he could read or not. Me and him got into a beef recently and he said the stupidest shit. You're beating with real-a-de-people? I don't want to say that. Are you not allowed to use that word either? Black people say that shit all the time. Time. Give me a breath. But yeah, me and him got into it recently.

About what? Well. So you stole my candy. No. So we were supposed to, I had done an interview on his platform and he was supposed to do one on mine. And for about a year, he kept giving me the run around. He kept agreeing to do it. And then when we were supposed to do it, he would stop answering his phone.

And then he would apologize. And we kept doing it over and over again until I finally said, fuck you. And I started. Are you not considering that maybe his caretaker took his phone away? No, I'm not considering that. I thought you said he was rancash. I don't really know who we're talking about, by the way. No?

Is he a rapper? Yeah, he used to be. He's a podcaster now. Okay, I'm only considering that you're saying this was a guy in special ed class that you're beefing with. He's not answering his phone. I mean, maybe they put him on like a screen time limit. He played on Roblox too much already. He wasted all the time.

You know, I think I spoke too soon. Because it's actually a tie between Norrie and Airy Spears. Those are the two stupidest people I've ever met. Really? Yeah. I think Ari is a genius. No, I don't think so. So you think Ari Spears?

He's tied with him? With who? With Norrie. No. Norrie's dumber? No, they're both as dumb. I'm saying they're tied. Yeah, they're tied.

Oh, I think he's been tight with him. Yeah. They're tied. Okay. Yeah. They're dumb tied. I don't use linguistics like that or whatever it's called. I get it.

I'm all done. Still got a little bit left. Okay. He ain't that. pretty quickly, considering how big of a burger that was? That's not a guy you want to fuck with, you understand? No. No. I got my bottle just in case.

I don't think that bottle's going to help you very much. I know. Well, is it true that you invite extremely dumb gangsters onto your platform to get them to incriminate themselves because you're a fed? No. But I saw a lot of people think that and honestly it makes a lot of sense to me. It's not true.

Why would somebody be so interested? I get now why you'd be interested. I'm sure it makes you a lot of money. You were telling me before we started that you make $12 million a year. A month. A month. So I'm saying now I get it. I would interview these domic.

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I don't know if, what is a black gangster movie? Menace's Society. Black Panther? No, not exactly. George Lucas movie? No? George Lucas? No, not George Lucas.

Frank Lucas. David Lucas. Frank Lucas. Frank Lucas movie? That fucking David Lucas guy. I wouldn't classify him as a gangster, but he's certainly black and dumb. Okay, but anyways, point, point. No, no, hold on.

Have you ever watched Goodfellas? Yes, yeah. See, I don't watch these... Casino. I haven't seen that one by a Goodfellas, the Godfather. Okay. Did you enjoy those movies? Yeah.

So when I do interviews with the real-life versions of those guys, this is what I'm creating. This is what I'm creating. This is what I'm creating. But I'm saying like the rapists. It's all pretty much the same. Italian, black, Asian, I've interviewed Asian gangsters. Jewish gangsters. That doesn't even exist.

White gangsters, Jewish gangsters? Jewish gangsters? What does that even mean? Go to Israel. You'll see some. It's the guy who bombs you. It does other shit. How many of your subscribers think they're subscribing to Ari Spears?

Zero. Oh, come on. None. You got to admit that there's, how many do you have? How many subscribers do you have? Six and a half million. At least like three and a half million. We're like, oh, this Ari Spears guy is really funny and subscribed.

Yeah, then they unsubscribe because he's no longer here. But how many do you have now? Three million? Six and a half million total. So then they forgot? I think so, yeah. It's so unfortunate that you guys aren't friends anymore. I don't know if we ever were friends.

I think he thought I was his friend. But I think his feelings were hurt when I said that we weren't friends. We were just friendly. But every clip I see of him, he seems like an extremely calm and calculated guy. He's already thinking about the next move before he completes the first one. No, no. I think he's living in the moment. I think Harry's is 100% in the moment.

I don't think thinking ahead is something Harry's has ever done. And you guys got into that situation because he wanted more money? Yep. And you were giving him how much? $4,000 per interview. You pay every guest or just? Certain guests. sometimes some people get paid

some people don't get paid usually if somebody is coming back to my show a lot they're doing like every month every other month and so forth I'll set up a fee schedule for them to get paid you'll set up like a welfare

not a welfare okay continue what you're saying you said not a welfare no it's just a regular payment structure so how much did he want you're giving him four I don't know I have no idea

because we never got to that point You just said no immediately? No, I said, let's talk about it later because when he started to text me about it, he said, I want more money because Boosie's getting more money. And look all these comments of people that say that they're only there for me. So give me more money based on that. That's what I'm saying about the subscribers thing. There must be some mix up there.

Where's my camera? Fucking lie. Lads a fucking liar and he fucking knows it. You want to say something to him? Oh, this is there he's right. You don't recognize him? You got him out of your memory that quick? Well, no, he's a man and Ares is more of a woman.

So that's what threw me off. I don't give a fuck because you're a fucking liar and a fucking corny ass cork. Forney N-Wern. Yeah. You want to try to reconcile him? No, I don't think so. Maybe you have that conversation now about that raise? Yeah, you're not getting a raise.

Sorry. I'm sure you'd make your money back. though if you had him back on your show. Nah. You would for sure make more than $4 grand, right? No, fuck him. You didn't make $4 grand per interview with him? Sometimes I did.

Sometimes you did. But, you know, I could actually make more money talking about him than actually having him on my show now. It's kind of ironic. What about killing him? That would get a ton of you. No, no, I'm not going to kill Harry Spears. He's kidding himself at this point. You know, you can't really be that fat.

He needs to put the weight down, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't be a Kung Fu Panda forever. Expect to live to be an old Kung Fu Panda. If you were stranded on an island and you could only bring three items, what would you bring? Hmm. A laptop?

No, you can't. Laptop's not allowed. Okay. Can bring a woman? No. Not allowed. Items. Damn it.

Is there electricity? It's an island. It's an island. Okay, hold out. So non-electric items. A hat? No, you can't bring a hat. Can't bring a hat.

No. You got three items you have to bring, though. You got to think about the best items. You can bring anything you want. Rocket chip. Well, that doesn't exist, so you can't bring it. A plane? Can I bring a plane?

No. Boat? No. Item? A boat? An item? No, you can't bring a boat. Inflatable boat?

No inflatable boat. What about just one of those like inflatable, like things? No, nothing inflatable. Nothing inflatable. What about a floaty? No floaties. Three items. Fishing pole?

No fishing pole. Fuck. No fishing pole? No. No. It's not allowed. Items, three items. Gun? No, you can't. I get myself on this island? No.

No, you can't bring a gun. Can't bring a gun? No. Slinghot? No, you can't bring a slings shot? Fuck! Boomerang? No. Three items. You got to bring three items.

Can you bring a dog? No. Any animal at all? No animals. No animals. You got three items left. I've had three items all the time. I know.

You keep vetoing my items. No, no. You're just saying ones that aren't allowed. Okay. Like you didn't even hurt him. Three items left. It's not tough? Magnifying glass?

No. Not allowed. I could think of three items much quicker than this. Of course, because you know which items are not excluded. You're just saying the ones that are specifically excluded. Okay, you want to move on? Yeah. I don't seem like you're really getting.

Yeah, I'm not getting this. Yeah. Okay. Let's say you got on a flight to New York. But the pilot decided to divert the plane and fly in circle. for forever. Using an unlimited fuel tank he developed. And you were made to survive off

another machine he built that gives you the sufficient amount of nutrients per day. He also built a device that makes it so you can never hurt yourself or leave the plane. Nor use your phone to contact anybody or make use of any form of entertainment. What would you do? I guess I would just sort of sit there

and poop on myself forever. Yeah. That seems to be the only choice. I didn't say you couldn't use the bathroom on the plane. There's the bathroom on the plane? I mean, there's bathrooms on most planes. What plane have you been on that doesn't have a bathroom? Those little two-seaters.

It's a good point. Yeah. Matter of fact, when I went skydiving, there was no bathroom on that plane. There's like a crop duster or some shit. Okay, well, I'm talking about like a plane. You know what I mean? Okay, like a plane plane. And then eventually the pilot will probably decide to drop your...

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That doesn't count because you already had it, yeah. I already had it? You get to choose three items. Also, I never said he wouldn't just, you know, make another sort of machine, machine-a-mageug to get you there. Cyanide pill. No, you can't. Fuck. Remember, the pilot made it so you can never hurt yourself.

Turkey sandwich. No, not a lot. Pack of playing cards. No. Three items. You only have to pick three. The best ones you can think of. A game more.

No, no, no way. Not allowed. No? You want to move on? Sure. Considering the type of people you interview, do you usually stay locked and loaded? No, but sometimes I have security who's armed. So you're not armed yourself?

I have a weapon on me usually. But you're not scared that one of these guys is going to jump on you? You know what I mean? This is why I usually have a weapon on me. What type of weapon? All types. If I told you, then... You told me it would change nothing.

It would ruin the advantage I would have for having that weapon. I don't think so. I mean, the people who were talking about who might hurt you are used to growing up where everybody has a weapon, including like three-year-olds. So they're probably going to assume that you have one too. Do they have hand grenades? You have hand grenades? That's not going to help you.

I'm not saying. I'm not saying. You're a small enclosed room. You're going to blow everybody up. I guess it's a cool way to go out. but you're not really defending yourself. Yeah, but who's going to attack you when you're holding a hand grenade? Probably.

Nobody. Probably that reshitted guy you said you interviewed. I know a guy that pulled out a hand grenade on a bunch of guys. On your podcast? Well, no, not on my pack. I know him personally. He's a bodyguard. He used to be the bodyguard for New Edition.

And he talked about a situation he had with a bunch of, I guess, gang members were like surrounding the... He pulled out a hand grenade. Yeah. And he died? No. So what happened? Everybody walked away.

Oh, he never, you never, uh... No. I don't think he pulled the pin out. But, you know, do you really want to fuck with a guy with a hand grenade? I wouldn't. Would you? What about you? Fucking lie.

A grenade. Yeah. Do you agree that the term homeless is insensitive? And they should be instead referred to as those weird smelling monsters you have to avoid. You know the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You've done, oh, what is it? You can drop her off anywhere. Have you dated a homeless girl before?

No. I just had this guy at my show last week who was pondering about homeless people having s s s s' because they smell bad. What does smelling bad have to do with having s s'clock? I don't know. I guess it implies it'll make it unpleasant. But what about calling homeless people those weird smelling monsters you have to avoid? I think homeless is probably a little better. Why?

Seems so offensive. I guess. Like, ha-ha, you don't have a home. It doesn't have the word monster in it. But that's the reality. Or smelly. Smelling. Smelling monsters.

Right. But that's what they are. Basically a Shrek. That's what they resemble a lot of the time. Just call them Shrecks. But they don't usually end up winning or the hero at the end. This is true. Or getting the girl.

But sometimes they have girl Shrex with them. Yeah, but... Do you notice how homeless couples will stay together forever? I didn't notice that. Homeless couples, like crackhead couples will outlast all of us. They will stay together for decades. they'll yell at each other, beat each other up. You know, someone stole the crack one day or whatever,

but then the next day they'll be right back with each other. Have you done some research? You sound to be very knowledgeable. Well, you know, growing up in like Brooklyn, you just see crackheads sometimes. You start to see them over and over again. I thought you grew up, you said, in Israel. No, I never grew up in Israel.

I've been to Israel. I was born in Ukraine. So you grew up in Ukraine? Well, I was in Ukraine, so I was four years old. At the time, it was the USSR. So it was part of Russia. So do you refer to yourself as Russian or Ukrainian? You know, you could kind of say both.

I say Russian because at the time... Who are you rooting for? Ukraine. Why is that if you say both? Well, because I was born in Ukraine. But at the time it was Russia. At the time it was Russia. So then maybe you should be...

I could go either way, right? But I'm kind of rooting for Ukraine. Why? Because I feel more connected to Ukraine than Russia. So it has nothing to do with the actual politics. It's just where you feel. No, I think politics-wise, I think that, you know, Ukraine is more of the victim in the situation, that Russia is more the aggressor. And would you fire one of your employees if they tried rafing you?

Yes. And why is that? Because I don't like being raped. That happened before? No. So then how do you know? Mm, good point. Maybe I like being raged.

It's like sushi. You never know until you tried. You're right. Maybe I like being raped. I don't know. I'm okay with not knowing if I like being raped. Oh, you got to try everything at least once. No, no, you don't try everything at least once.

There's certain things you don't want to try. Okay, what if they... Like being r-b-ed. What if your employees tried it and you liked it? Then maybe you wouldn't fire them? Maybe I'd give them a raise. Maybe this is the approach R.E. Spears should have tried with you. You should try to fucking me?

You're saying it would have resulted in a raise? Now we got a complete cut. Now he gets no money. I have no idea. And I imagine, even outside of the four grand you were giving him, him going on your shows contributing to a lot of, lot of ticket sales for him. I'm sure it does.

I'm saying he lost tons of money. He should have just reaped your ass. I don't know if that was the right approach. I mean, could there have been a worse approach than what happened where he loses everything? Yeah, that was pretty bad in terms of his approach. That's what I'm saying. There's not much worse than that. Yeah, I think going to prison, though, might be worse than that.

But I'm saying if you would have enjoyed it. If I would have enjoyed it. But if I didn't enjoy it, I would call the police. And then he'll pull out a grenade and then everybody will leave him alone. They will leave below. You're right. Hey guys, all for the interruption.

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I don't surround myself with idiots. I'm saying the people on your show. Well, the people on my show aren't necessarily the people I surround myself with. Sometimes there are people that were on my show that become my friends afterwards and those people are all really smart and really exceptional. Well, you are surrounding yourself with the people on your show. Sometimes, yeah. You might say like, you want any of that? You keep looking at it like he wants some.

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I have, well, I've had hamburger before. Have you ever tried it off that plate? No. You've got to try everything at least once. No, you don't. Lots of things you don't want to try once. Why does coffee make me want to hurt minorities? Because you probably want to hurt minorities anyways.

You're using coffee as an excuse. Usually, though, I can kind of just be like, all right, it's a bad idea. But when I drink coffee, I'm like, I'm going to get him. I'm going to get them. I'm going to get him. I think you've always wanted to do it. And coffee is bringing out the real you. So should I continue drinking coffee?

Well, if that's the real you, then yes. Lots of it. Is that a good person? I don't know. You are the only person that knows. If I, because you told me I should drink coffee. and attack minority. Should you take some of the blame for that?

I see where you're going with this. Yeah, so if you absolutely feel that drinking coffee makes you attack more minorities, you should stop drinking coffee. But you just said I should drink coffee because it brings out the real me. I'm kind of contradicting myself. You are contradicting yourself.

I am. I can see where this is going. Okay, I'll take that. I can't tell if you truly believe some of the things you say or your virtue signaling because it seems... What is... Tony Soprano.

What does virtue signaling mean exactly? You know, you don't really care about what you're saying. You're trying to give off a certain image. Oh, okay. Is that true? Not sure. And that's why you surround yourself with these people, these fucking idiots. Yeah, I don't surround myself with idiots.

Although every so often an idiot manages to slip through like a... I thought you said... Every spear is or a noree. Every so often. One slips through. You know, it's like, for example, you go to the grocery store and you buy 10 dozen eggs. 10 dozen eggs 120 eggs

120 eggs okay and one of them is all fucked up that's Ari Spears he's like the fucked up egg and the 10 dozen yeah but but somehow Ari Spears

out of all these eggs these fucked up eggs ends up bringing you the most money he did not bring me the most money he brought you a lot of it he brought you a good amount brought me an okay amount definitely not the most

maybe you should start a show with him and that other guy nor where you guys are constantly fighting each other. I mean, a lot of people would watch that. Definitely be a lot of views, yeah. I'm kind of like an icon. You call him Nor.

Norie. Norie. Norie. Nor. Nor. Was Solomon Hill and Mossade agent sent to injure LeBron? No. No.

So what was he? A fucking piece of his shit, at least. That's what I know. I don't think he was a massage agent. They were trying to take down LeBron. He was about to reveal his true belief on Palestine. He's going to start getting political. I don't think, you know, Israel really cares about LeBron's political views.

Well, it wouldn't be good for them. He has a lot of influence. So they sent Solomon Hill to fuck up in black. It's not like the whole world loves Israel right now. Certainly not. LeBron is the tipping point that will change at all. Well, it'll just help us. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I don't know. Do you think technology will eventually advance to the point where people can actually change their face to look like George Floyd and Charlie Kirk? No, I don't think so. Really? I mean, shit's getting pretty crazy. Technology is advancing extremely fast.

Yeah, I don't know if technology could turn me into George Floyd. Didn't you say you wanted to be a robot earlier? Yeah. Okay. Well, I guess if you have a mask, but in terms of your actual face, I don't know. You can get face surgery done right now. I mean, technology is advanced. Yeah, but you know what's interesting is that I've never seen someone in plastic surgery create a wider nose to take like a

Caucasian nose and turned to more of an African nose. I've never seen it go that way. I've seen it the other way. Is it possible or just nobody wants that nose and now you're being racist and you're saying that the African nose is less appealing? I'm not saying that at all. Then why wouldn't anybody want that sort of nose? I mean, I've never got my nose done, period. So I have no idea why anyone would want to change their nose. Yes, you do. I have no idea. I don't. No, actually I don't. See, this is virtue signaling. You're pretending? You don't know about why people want their nose is changed? Listen, if someone doesn't like the way their nose looks, if it's too big or if it's whatever, and they want to change it because it makes them better, that's cool. I have a big nose.

I don't care. What about me? Listen, I'm okay with my appearance. I'm content with it. However, if I could have a button and it had like three options, one, two and three. One, I look like this. Two, I look like George Floyd. And three, I look like Charlie Kirk.

That would be fucking amazing, wouldn't it? That'd be pretty cool. Really? So you would want to look like George Floyd or Charlie Kirk and have it? on a button no not me somebody would though somebody would somebody you know I did this guy would I did interview this guy what's his name is like Charlie Floyd Nuka Nuka Zeus or something like that it was a white guy who became black he took like these pills that made a skin really dark and he got cornrows and stuff and it

made his skin black he's made his skin like really dark yeah He was probably just dying. He had probably created a new plague. Yeah, I don't know what he was doing. Is he alive? I'm not, I mean, at this point I hope so, but I asked him if he has mental illness. He said he doesn't think so, but. Yeah, well, usually they don't think so.

I think he had a tattoo and said kill whitey. Kill whitey? He's like literally, like his natural skin color is like my skin. What do you mean, kill whitey? Is that like a guy or he just means k-whites? White people. I think it's that kill whitey. I might be wrong.

Where is he from, exactly? I honestly don't remember. Somewhere Midwest, I think, something. And if you could, let's say that robot thing, that fantasy you said earlier, came to fruition. You wouldn't want to look like those two guys? No, I'd want to look like myself. So then what's the point? I would live forever.

Are you scared of death? Is that why? Yeah, probably a little bit. Yeah, I think we all are to a certain degree. Besides people who kill themselves? Well, are they not scared of death? or do they not want to is life so bad that they don't want to live anymore

so I think it's a subtle point can go either way but I guess at the point where you do kill yourself you're less scared of death that's what I was about to say you're not scared to a point where it really matters compared to the average person yeah you know something I remember I interviewed

there's this rapper from Houston named Scarface and he's talked about suh-h-hirt in a lot of his lyrics What in a regional name by the way Can I point that out? Scarface Scarface where do you come up with that? Legendary rapper though by the way, legendary rapper.

And when I asked him what he thought about suicide, he said the craziest, like just the truest shit I've ever heard. You know what he said? What do you say? It's never too late to quit. It's an interesting point. It's never too late. You could still quit.

Did he ever take the opportunity? Did he end up killing himself? I don't think so. I think he spoke about it. Maybe he thought about it, so he wrote about it in some of his songs, but I don't think he actually tried to get himself. It's a pretty motivational message.

It's never too late to quit. If things get bad, you can always throw in the towel. There's always a plan B. And if you're going to throw in the towel and there's somebody you don't like, you might as well take them with you. That's right, with a hand grenade. Yeah, that's true. But that might get more people that, you know,

you could still be a good guy and want to take somebody down with you. Well, I guess if it's just a two of you, make sure there's no one's about it. Like I'm sure if Ari Spears took that advice from, what's the guy's name, Biggie? Biggie? What's the guy Who just had that quote You said? Scarface.

Scarface. Scarface. Scarface. If you took that advice, he might want to take you with him. Yeah, maybe. Creates a much more legendary ending too for him, doesn't it?

A lot messier too, yeah. Messier? What do you mean? Much cooler. It's just pieces of blood and guts everywhere. Well, maybe yours, he could just do his with a pill. Mm, okay.

And then he gets to have an open cast funeral. Right. And he depraved your family of that. Did you hear about that one funeral home or they cremated the wrong person? They cremated a woman that was supposed to be in an open casket. So they put another corpse in there and put the woman's wig hoping the family wouldn't notice. Did they notice?

Yes, they noticed. What happened next day? Is it all my bud bet? I'm not sure what happened. The funeral home apologized. But, you know, how do you apologize your way out of that? Well, I mean, the result's not that bad, I guess, really, is it? Yeah, I mean, if you just see a random person in a casket with your mom's wig on.

It's already done, though, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, she doesn't mind, right? Yeah. She don't care that she's cremated. The bad thing is done. Yeah. The true bad thing. It's a little offensive.

It's like, you know, pouring a salt on the wound, but. Well, not really because she doesn't feel pain anymore. The wound of her family, I mean. Yeah, the wound of the family, but the mom didn't care. The mother may actually find this hysterical. I think so. Assuming she's a psychopath and she likes watching her family suffer. Right, from heaven or hell, whichever place she went to.

Probably hell in that scenario. She's looking up and everyone laughing. She's like, ha, ha, ha. Gotcha. Tony Soprano. Tony Soprano, right. You get it? No.

This room looks like something got to Dexter. Like I'm going to get killed in here. Like a cool room that you would want to live inside of forever. Have you ever watched the show Dexter? No. So what he would do, so he was a serial killer, but he would kill only other serial killers. Yeah. And what he would do is when he would finally catch him, he'd like inject him with something.

They'd wake up in a room that looks kind of like this. And then there was that black investigator with a funny face. No. Yes, there was. No, there was. No, that was. No, that was Dexter. Black investigator with a funny face?

Yes. He's saying yes. Our Spires is saying yes. So, yeah. I don't know. Anyways. Have you watched Dexter? I watched Dexter.

I don't remember the... You don't remember there being a black. investigator who had a funny face and he would make funny expressions? I don't know. I didn't watch Dexter, but I've seen his face all over the place. Is it the guy that guy? I don't know. I didn't watch the show. Oh, okay. Anyway, so he would wait. So the serial kid would wake up in a room like this. They'd be like taped up in plastic and Dexter would tell him all about the reasons why he's about to kill him. And then he would kill him and then he would take all the sheets off and then wrap them all up.

You have a daughter, right? Yeah. Let's say somebody killed your daughter and you can't get to them. Someone kidnapped your daughter the only way to get out of this. That's my baby! Is to cooperate with the feds. Would you cooperate? No!

Never. No? What's your real answer? I have a feeling that's not your real answer. If someone kidnapped my daughter, I would call the FBI immediately. So you're a snitch? I am a snitch, yes. You don't go by the gang banging code?

Absolutely not. Why is that? Because I am not a gangbanger. I would call that. So as I said, you're a fed. The CIA, the police. I would call actual people I interviewed who worked for all these departments and I'd offer a big reward. Would you call?

For snitching. Whoever snitches would get like a million dollars. How can people trust to go on your show after hearing stuff like that? Well, they just go have to deal with it. Because I would abide by the gang banging code. No, I don't think. Yes, I would. I'm a true guy.

It's the real, it's the moral way to look at things. Yeah? You're a gangster. No, not at all. but I would go with the code. Because think about it, that's the best way for your daughter

to get rescued here, to not contact anybody. That's the best way? Yes. Yeah, okay. I don't think that's the best way. I think it's probably the worst way. But at least,

at least if she somehow survives in the end, she will be like, thanks to my father for respecting the gang-banging code. Right, when she's missing a finger or whatever else, yeah. It's better than being... That, you know,

I interviewed, He interviewed the sister who's... Of Kalani Bear? No, not Kalani Bear. Her 12-year-old brother got kidnapped because their other brother was a drug dealer and they tried to, you know, they wanted hundreds of thousands of dollars

and they cut off his finger and left it in a cup and the McDonald's to show them that they mean business. Did they get him back? No. He died. He ended up dying, yeah. And it's because they wouldn't go to the feds.

They actually did go to the feds. So maybe that's not the... But then the guy who was supposed to give the money end up getting killed himself. So they just try to just get out of the situation by killing the little boy because they knew they couldn't get any money. And the feds knew about it. So they thought getting rid of the kid the boy was the best solution, unfortunately. But how did they know the finger was really his? There's a chance that they might have kidnapped another little boy who's got roughly the same size hands and is roughly the same skin tone and cut off his finger.

I think it's more likely. It's more likely that way or the first way? That way. That way. It's just some random. And their own brother is missing at the time, right? Yes. So the boy's missing.

They get a finger. It's smart. The guy went missing. It matches up. Yeah. But it's really someone else's finger. Is that not way smarter? And he's like, what?

Just, uh, ran away from home. Let's say your opponent's brother went missing and you heard about it. And you were in a war with the guy. And you could get somebody's finger and pretend you have him. Well, I think it's an extremely smart idea. Well, I think an even smarter idea is that you just have this wide collection. of fingers in your refrigerator for situations like this. Sure.

So you could just call anyone up, right? Let's just say, you know, your mom goes on vacation, so you find like a mom looking finger and you call it and say, hey, listen, I got your mom and here's her finger. This is what I'm saying. This seems a lot more likely to me. Okay, yeah. That could have happened.

Do you think in a few years I will look back at all the videos I've made and feel extremely ashamed? No. No? At some point, I've got to get a grip on myself. This is horribly embarrassing. No. At least not yet.

I think you're pretty proud of yourself. Proud of this? Yes. I think so. I am right now, but I don't know if that will last. I think it will last. Does that say something good about me or bad about me if that lasts? Good about you.

Why? Because you're creating something different. This is why I'm here. This is why I agreed to do the show. I thought it's because I was paying you $4,000. You were not paying me $4,000. Although if you want to pay me $4,000... We can talk about a raise in the future.

Do I get $4,000 this time? You were never, my friend. Okay. And would you ever consider interviewing Longneck? He's my next guest in about five minutes. Long neck? Long neck. Daddy Longneck.

The white guy with the long neck? Exactly. No, not really. Why? He probably has some stories to tell. I mean, we all got stories. I feel sick all the time. Probably something like that.

I don't know what that was, but yeah, no. That's how he sounds. I was an impression of him. He's my next guest. I didn't. I haven't interviewed long. Longneck or Wide Neck. Oh, Wide Neck?

Wide Neck. You heard what happened to Wide Neck? You got arrested? Yep. Yeah, I heard about this. Yeah, I think he, I don't know if he's in jail, though. He could be out. Yeah, they had this show called Florida Man.

There was an episode about him. Yeah, maybe you should interview Long Neck and Wide Neck. Yeah, no, I don't think so. Why? I mean, you've been making so many enemies out of your guests. You're going to have to supplement them with some new guys. Yeah, I don't think Long Neck will be the new supplement. Yes, he will.

No, he won't. Yes, he will. Yes, he will. Yes, he will. And you'll meet him on the way out because I'm filming with him so you can still building your relationship. Yeah, I mean, I'll say hello to him. I'll be polite. Ooh.

I wish I could do that. Okay, well, that's it. I have to film with Longneck now. All right. Nice meeting you, Ares. Hopefully you guys can reconcile after the show. Got it. When there's not as much pressure.

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