The Matan Show - Matan Humiliates Lily Phillips For Her Disgusting Behavior
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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Lily Phillips. Welcome in.
Please take a seat in the middle. For today's co-host, we have Mike. Please welcome in Mike.
Keeping a table distance from me.
Yeah, I think you're disgusting and I just want to make sure that I keep my distance from you.
Don't want to catch the committee, hey.
I mean, I'm sure that's not surprising to hear.
No, no, I get that a lot.
Okay. Please introduce yourself in case anybody does you know you.
Hi, I am Lily Phillips. I am best known as the gang by...
I mean, that says nothing about you. You described, I guess, your job a little bit. Yep. So I do
poe-owned s for shoo-and whatever you want to call it. And I am 24. Okay. I had on, I guess,
I mean, for the viewer's reference, I had on that other disgusting person who lives in the UK.
And she says she was a similar age to you, but she looked like she was 60. I will say you don't
look like you're 60. So that is one difference.
Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
You don't look like you're 24, though, but I will believe you.
I'm just mature.
Yeah, okay, sure.
People say that dogs look like their owners.
Do you look like a dog?
Yes.
Okay.
My dog's got a long nose like me.
You have a dog?
Yeah, yeah.
Is he doing okay?
She's good.
She's well.
How long have you had this dog?
I mean, do you think you should be allowed to own a dog?
A couple years, a couple years.
But, you know, I'm very generous to her.
Give her a lovely life.
A couple hundred years ago, your limbs would be torn off and your head would be placed on the spike.
What ran wrong?
I think they used to think we were witches back then.
Now we're just slu-ed.
That was probably a couple thousand years ago.
I'm kind of referencing maybe more like medieval times.
I thought we used to get pated.
Isn't it the oldest?
Continue, please?
Isn't it the oldest profession in the books?
What?
Frust shit on.
I don't work.
Like, sce work. Probably not. Probably like farming. I don't know for sure. I would argue sex work.
That doesn't mean that it's okay or legal or that you wouldn't have been killed for it not so long ago.
I don't think they killed for it. I think they used to get paid for it.
I guess it depends what time and place you're talking about. But they were definitely, I mean, you're also not just the average like person that you would find in a brothel. You know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah. You're a lot worse. I'm saying.
I'm saying. Not necessarily just more disgusting and.
even less, even less lines, you know what I mean?
More degenerate.
Right.
I mean, yeah.
So I'm asking, what went wrong since then to allow this to even be a thing?
What went wrong?
Women's rights.
This is what we fought for.
So you're not a feminist is what you're saying.
You're saying that it should have happened.
No, this is what we fought for.
This is what should have happened.
This is what you want to happen.
Yeah.
And you think that's a good thing?
Hell yeah.
Why is that?
How can it do good for the world?
You know what I think?
I think the average person is usually a bit more cheery after a blow-shop.
So am I not just making the place the world happier?
Not if the people, even if what you're saying is true with no context,
not if they're catching diseases and in general it would mess up their head probably.
Like this guy.
I mean, no, you didn't touch him.
I warned him before despite him being sick on the floor.
I said, I know you're not really in the position to move right now,
but if she tries touching you, move away quickly.
Will that be like the final shore?
The what?
You touched me?
The final straw?
Are these guys here for me to fuck?
No, that's my co-host and that's Mike Mike.
They're part of my podcast.
I thought we were doing a gangb-bbing after.
I thought you were getting involved.
I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty well just seeing everyone in Balacalavas, so...
If you try touching us, I will stag me.
With what?
With a pen...
With a pears, hopefully.
No, with a pencil.
I'm not kidding around, by the way.
Are you smarter than a fly?
Are you smarter than a fly?
Most likely not.
I agree with that.
Can you tell me a little bit more?
I don't really know what flies think.
But I mean, what goes on in my brain is usually just like a lot of c-o-and-cuh.
I'm just c-k-and-cuh.
Do you think this is interesting or funny to talk about?
Is somebody coaching you to just make weird degenerate thing?
Because this is the same thing that Bonnie Blue did.
And I mean, with her, I mean, she seemed smarter than you, but a lot more of a bitch.
With you, I almost feel bad.
I mean, she looked like there was like her,
she had some serious issues with you.
Maybe you were just like my .
I don't really know to be honest.
I fear that this is just my personality.
You know, I was just born for pox.
So yeah, but that doesn't mean
that that would be the only thing you talk about,
you know what I mean?
It is when you're just young, dumb and full of co-
like me.
It's like a riddle.
Yeah, I like a little bit of a rhyme.
What is it like being a black woman in Bosnia?
I'm not a black woman in
Bosnia.
Is that something you changed?
I mean, if it's a past tense thing, that's fine as well.
I mean...
How was it like being a black woman in Bosnia?
I think I'd rather stay white and keep my privilege.
So I can't quite...
Oh, you don't like black people is what you're saying.
No, what I'm saying is I'd rather just...
I almost started not switching sides,
but I was going to start leaning over a little bit.
To where?
To me?
No, like...
It gives me.
No, I would rather...
I would rather kill myself than touch you, even shake your hand.
you see
that was I actually just lost my train of thought
what was what were you were saying something about black people
go ahead
I said black people are great and I love them
especially when they have
you said you wanted to stay white to keep your privilege
yeah because white people are more privileged now
is that good or bad
bad
bad but if it's a choice between being a black woman
in where did you say
Bosnia yes
and being myself in England
I'll stay myself
I don't think I'd be able to do the gangwax as I did.
Exactly. Even the black women in Bosnia have a little bit more integrity than you.
How can we know our experiences are real and not just illusions created by a machine while our brain's sitting in a vat?
Say that again.
How can we know our experiences are real and not just illusions created by a machine while our brains sit in a vat?
We don't.
We don't know that.
No.
That's why you just got to do what you want.
The implication there is that you're not religious or anything?
I'm not, sadly.
Were you ever religious?
Unless you want to baptize me with your c-
Nope
Was I've been christened
God dipped me in all of his
juices
As a kid
As a child yeah
As a child were you mucked
Is that why you like this?
No
No
No I wasn't
Okay
Were you m-b-ed
No I wasn't I mean
There's nothing to point really towards that
I feel like there obviously is with you
Something must have gone wrong
With me?
Yeah.
What's the pointer there?
Pretty interesting personality.
That doesn't mean something went wrong.
That just means I'm a special person.
What gave you the initial push to become a disgusting slut?
What gave me the initial push?
Honestly, just like my raw enthusiasm for co-c.
Right.
I mean, but that doesn't, that answers that part,
but that doesn't really answer the part
why you would make it a public thing with pox?
A public thing.
I love performing.
No, I, I don't.
I love performing.
I love having sex in front of people.
I like the attention.
So you didn't want to become like an actor or something before.
I am an actor now.
I mean like an actual talented actor or you wanted to do something that made you famous,
but you didn't have any talent.
So did you do this or just in general or it doesn't matter?
Is it not clear that I'm talentless?
Obviously, I'm asking, I kind of didn't know that you knew that, I'm saying.
Yeah.
Well, that's why I'm doing.
That's why I'm doing it.
So you would have rather had done something that needed talent, but that didn't work.
Like I said, I was just born for P P-Poh-I had no other options.
Why did you have no other options?
I wasn't good at anything else.
I'm just good at so fucking cuck.
Yeah, but you could have like picked up little stones and then sold them.
Why would that be interesting or fun?
It wouldn't, but you could have made it an honest living.
I prefer to get my m-git out online.
Well, I was hoping that maybe that was something you hadn't thought about.
What?
It was going to be a career change from there.
I was hoping that would have been, I would have given myself some credit.
I would have thought I helped you.
I appreciate that.
What will you do once you retire?
Probably just, I mean, I still want to do P-P-Ferrever.
Yeah, but I mean, I don't indulgent that or watch it,
but even the weird degenerates who do
probably won't watch your stuff in like four years.
No, but then you get a different demographic.
And then that demographic ends in four years,
the following one ends in four years,
and then you're...
Have you never watched a g-g-of?
A what?
A good for grandma.
No, I haven't, but I mean...
It's a lot of people's favorite category.
That's your intention in the future?
Yeah.
You're coming closer now.
No, I'm actually moving my chair this way,
but the table this way
because it's bad for the shot.
Okay.
You want an edge closer?
No, I went farther.
Do I smile nice at least?
I'm trying not to get close enough
to smell you.
Why is the frog able to jump disproportionately high?
That's a good question. I'm not gonna lie. A silly sht like me can't answer that.
Is that gonna be your answer to everything? Just making fun of yourself?
You know what? I don't really know physics. I don't know geography.
I don't know the answer. Ask me some porn questions then maybe I'll be your to answer.
Yeah, I don't I don't really want to get into that. I don't really even want to support it. I'm gonna get rid of all of your answer.
I think he wants to put his pencil in here. I think he wants to stag you in the neck.
Would it be accurate to say you're much like a homeless whi but we substantially more money?
Yes.
That would be a good example.
Yeah, I like that.
You like that?
You're proud of that?
Yeah.
I will say, I mean, there's not much really for me to even go on forward with because you're not even ashamed of it in any sense or even argumentative about it.
Why would I be ashamed of being UK's biggest s' shit?
That's obvious.
But that's even besides a point.
I'm just saying some people would.
not be ashamed of it, but they'd be offended that somebody is telling them off about it.
You don't even seem to care at all. You seem truly like sort of emotionalist about it.
I just don't think comments like that can hurt me. I mean, I've heard it all and I kind of
believe it. You believe it? You believe it? You will believe with it? I do. I do. So then why wouldn't
that encourage you to change your behavior? Because I like, I like my lifestyle. I'm,
you know, I do well for myself. How much money do you make? Enough. How much? How much?
In the millions?
Per month, per year?
For year.
How much do you make a month?
I don't really like to say that.
Why is that?
You know what?
It's quite personal.
The one thing to me that's a little bit crude, I guess.
Seems like an arbitrary thing for you to have anything personal.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
So I answer the question.
If you agree.
No, but am I not allowed to have my boundaries?
is? Actually, I don't think so, no. Well, I'm sticking to this boundary. Yeah, but I mean, that would be
something that you know the answer to and could be interesting for the audience. How much do you make?
I make over $400 every week. Wow. That's true, by the way, not more than 800. Do you have
sponsorships on this podcast? Are you sponsored? I had some, not anymore, but I don't...
He's using fake guns to pretend to shoot me. I think he's threatening, not.
pretending.
Let me see a big fat gun then.
I hope it's nice and thick.
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How much money do you make a month?
That's something I'm not willing to disclose.
Why is that?
Why is that something personal for you?
I never disclose it because it's personal.
I understand why.
Also, it's a bit of a threat.
If people know, you know, I'm super.
well off. Everybody already knows you make a lot of money though. Well, they don't know how much.
Why would that be a threat? Somebody's gonna steal the money in your bank account?
No, I mean if I have like stuff at home obviously. Yeah, but everybody already knows that you're like
and that you probably spend your money on stupid pieces of jewelry. So I would be more, you should be more afraid that somebody's gonna come and like you as opposed to steal your jewelry. I mean if someone came around my
to have s-a-me. I don't think that'd be too much of a threat.
I think you could handle it.
So you're encouraging people to show up at your house?
If they come with good intentions.
So that's your encouragement actually for people to find out where you live and
shop at your house?
Yeah, as long as you come with the big .
Truly, that's actually something that you believe in?
If they're going to show me a good time, why not allow them in?
I don't, you kind of win there. I have nothing, I have no response.
You beat me there.
This is, I guess, interesting. What is the difference between you and Bonnie Blue
exactly seems like the same bum-ass shit?
What is the difference between us?
I think I'm a little bit more maybe authentic, you know?
Why are you more authentic than her?
I do what I enjoy.
I'm sure she would say the same.
She did say the same thing.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I'd beg to differ.
No, she literally said the same thing on my podcast that I filmed with her.
That's fine.
It doesn't mean.
You're saying she's like,
lying?
I didn't say that.
You seem not to like her. I mean, your tone has switched.
I don't think we're the best of friends now.
Isn't, why not? That's like the only person that you could ever relate to.
Go ahead. I mean, there's not really much to say, to be honest.
Like, I don't really know the girl.
Yeah, but you clearly in your tone don't like her. And she clearly doesn't like you either.
That's fine if she doesn't like me. A lot of people don't.
I understand that. I'm, well, with her, it's different.
is probably different.
She sees you as like a competitor.
Is that how you view her?
I don't think I see as a competitor.
I mean, you can't really have competition with someone
when we're not on the same platform.
But again, you're trying to avoid it.
I mean, when I interviewed her,
I didn't really care to ask her about you.
I wasn't planning on mentioning it
until they asked me not to do that.
And I still didn't mention it because I didn't really care.
I thought they were maybe trying to bait me into doing that.
So I asked one of the other things they asked me not to mention
And they got mad
So I realized it wasn't but it still wasn't very interesting
You didn't ask me not to mention her
But it seems clearly like you're not pleasant to talk about it
There's just not much to say
But you otherwise to say what
Just say about having you want people to come to your house
No but I mean there's just not much say on the topic of her
Are you riddled with diseases?
Am I riddled with diseases?
I have been
What type of diseases?
I've had come and got a bit, but this was before I was actually in .
Right, I mean, so why would anybody, how do you get these people to agree to even meet up with you?
I just put it online and they show up.
Seems like your buddy's doing the same.
Yeah, but he's not showing up to meet you, he's showing up because he's part of the show.
I thought he was here to get him back coming.
No, I can clarify.
He's got that balaclavarum.
I still don't believe you.
About what?
As soon as these cameras go off, you're hitting it, aren't you?
Why would anybody agree to show up and when they do?
I guess you wouldn't know that answer.
When these people show up,
are they usually like just disgusting messes of people?
They're honestly like a mix.
Like you get from age, 18 to 80, all ethnicity is.
It's a real free form.
What is the most prominent?
What is the most prominent?
It's not really one, to be honest.
You get a real mix.
I'm sure there's more.
of one than the other. Is it like a lot of Indians?
Is it you suggesting that Indians are degenerate?
Are what?
Indians are degenerate.
Yeah, absolutely.
That's super obvious.
But no, actually all races are degenerate, so.
Yeah, some more than others.
Are you suggesting that Indians are not degenerate?
Have you seen them on their buses?
Have you seen a video of an Indian on a bus?
I don't think I have.
Somehow I don't watch them videos.
I usually watch the ones where, you know,
they're running a train on me instead.
Yeah, I didn't ask that.
I'm asking about the, well, I'm not really asking about.
You were asking about a bus and then maybe think about a train.
Okay, I see, I see the thing you did there.
Okay, well, is it more Indians than others?
No, no.
Probably more like English people because we're in England.
Yeah, but I mean sort of, obviously there's going to be more English people
than black people, right?
because there's more English than blacks.
I'm saying with how many black people there are as a percentage,
are they higher than they should be?
No.
What about Indians?
No, I don't think I've actually had that many Indians.
I don't think I've had anyone from India.
What about Pakistanis?
To honest, I don't really check their race.
Usually they're covered up like this with a balaclavar on.
Well, yeah, the only thing I usually look at is they're cuck,
but it doesn't mean I'm like...
Yeah, but even if they have a head covering on, like my co-host,
their hands are still brown.
But I'm thinking too much about their c-
not about what skin color they are.
Yeah, but even you, when you meet them outside,
you're obviously going to see them.
I don't really meet a lot of them outside.
Your producers don't meet them outside.
So like my staff do?
And they're not,
and do they know if they're more Indian?
I'm just trying to figure it out because...
They don't really note down...
I could use this as a piece of evidence
in one of my later episodes
when I'm shitting on Indians.
They don't tend to note down race.
I'm not going to lie.
It's not really...
That's unfortunate.
I don't believe you,
but so be it.
If an immigrant wins the lottery,
should they be giving the money
or should it be given to a true patriot?
If a what?
If an immigrant wins the lottery,
should they be given the money
or should it be given to a true patriot?
The person who wins the lottery.
But they're an immigrant.
Why would we give them the money?
Immigrants aren't bad people.
I'm not saying they're bad people.
I might be subtly suggesting
they're worth people, but that's almost irrelevant here.
I'm just saying why would we give them the money?
Because they win the lottery, no?
But they're not from the country.
I guess I'm referencing the U.S. but we're in the UK,
but the same situation would go for here too.
Right.
I thought it was a whole pot look thing.
Anyone who enters can win.
That's how it works.
I'm saying it shouldn't work like that.
I'm saying we should trick them.
Why is that?
Because I believe in fairness, no?
Two immigrants even?
Yes.
Oh, goodness.
I feel like I'm not passing the test.
I didn't expect you to really believe anything otherwise.
I mean, most, I haven't met anybody in Europe.
generally that isn't a
massive liberal
unfortunately I guess that's just how it is here
do you have an Obama phone
an Obama phone
yes Obama phone
do I have his phone number what
do you have an Obama phone
what's that
sorry I'm lost it's like those if we're not talking about
I usually don't know what we're on about
yeah I wasn't really interested in talking about that
I mean because there's no shaming you
about it you're completely shameless
and you're not offensive
offended or argumentative about it.
But what's an Obama phone?
It's the phone that Obama gave people
when he was the president, those little cheap phones.
I didn't know if you knew, but we're in the UK here.
So I don't really keep up to date
what's going on in the US.
Somebody might have came over from the UK
to the UK a while ago from the US
with an Obama phone. Maybe you found one.
I didn't. I didn't.
Sadly.
In the UK, free speech doesn't exist.
meaning you can be arrested for something as trivial as threatening to kill someone and their family,
should this law be changed?
Should we have free speech?
Hell, yeah.
Even with stuff like that?
You're asking me about politics.
Can you ask me something I know?
Why not politics?
I don't know a lot about politics.
Okay, well, that will make it interesting because you're not going to give a political answer.
Okay.
You're going to give an honest answer.
Okay.
But what was the question, again?
In the UK, free speech doesn't exist, meaning you can be arrested for something.
something as trivial as threatening to kill someone and their family should this law be changed.
Isn't that a threat? Not free speech.
Well, those should be under the same category, in my opinion.
I personally think if you're threatening someone, then maybe.
But it's not in action. You're not really hurting somebody.
As in it's just unverbally.
Yeah. I'm lost.
I didn't say hitting somebody or killing their family for real.
But I feel like if you're threatening someone, then you should still get time.
I don't fucking know. You're asking me weird fucking whack-ass questions that I have no
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Why do people without bed sleep on the floor and not on a bed?
Because they don't have a bed.
So why don't they get one?
The floor is hard and it will give you back issues.
Yeah, that's a fair point.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I'm asking you.
Well, if they don't have a bed, then maybe they should get one.
But they don't have the money to or they would probably have a bed already.
Fuck off.
Fair enough.
So what do you suggest?
That they can build one of raw materials.
Like find a tree and build a better?
Yeah.
Yeah, but that's probably not legal to just cut down random trees.
I don't know actually.
Isn't it?
It might be in some places, but probably not in like towns.
I'd imagine you can't just go outside and do that.
You have to get a permit.
Okay, next question.
I don't know how it works here.
No, not the next question.
I'm asking you.
Next question.
What should they do?
Next question, no comment.
Is that this isn't a political thing really.
I don't know what's the issue here?
I don't understand.
You don't understand?
No.
It seems like a pretty simple question.
What are you asking if it's legal to, if you can cut down a tray?
No, I'm saying it's probably not legal.
These people don't have a bed.
They want a bed.
They're sleeping on the floor.
They probably don't have the money or they would have already bought a bed.
So how should they get one?
I said build one now.
Yeah, but you can't really do that here probably.
What are they going to, how are they going to create a mattress?
I'm sure there's some fly tippers that took away beds
There's what?
Fly tippers?
What is that?
It's where you just like
Chook away your rubbish without putting in the bin.
Okay, but that's not a new bed.
I'm thinking resourceful here.
You're thinking in a way because you're privileged,
you know, that's not how that works.
You can't just cut down a tree and create a bed
Unless you live in India.
Go ahead.
How do you want me to answer that?
It's up to you.
I'm not going to tell you how to answer it.
I don't think it's a...
That's really an answer to it
Why not?
Well, if you can't buy a bed
You can't buy a bed
So how should they get one?
I don't know
Isn't there charities
I'd go to a hospital
Or maybe
get arrested
Because then you've got a bed in prison
Yeah, but then you lose
That doesn't seem like a fair trade
It's just a suggestion
It's just a suggestion
You don't have to do it
If you don't want to
Do you have leaky ear?
Is that when your ear's leak?
No, it's when your ear is leaking
Usually fluids from your brain
Oh, not right now
Sometimes they're like
Coom comes out of it
Because it just gets so
Plogged in there
Is your brain falling out of your ear
Is a better question
I'm not really asking about like water
Coming out of your ear or anything else
Is my brain falling out now
I don't know that I know of
Not in a big piece
It's yours?
No obviously not
Seems like a problem you have
You said you're dumber than a fly
And that you don't know how somebody can get a bed
Well you're the one asking questions about it
That doesn't suggest that I'm dumber than a fly
Well it's suggested that maybe you've got a leaky
So you try to figure out what's going on there.
Well, my ear hurts, but that has nothing to do with it.
Why does you hear?
I don't know.
Would it be fair to say that sleeping with 1,000 men has earned you at least 1,000 years of hellfire?
See, I really don't think it's a shameful thing to sleep with 1,000 people.
You don't think it's a shameful thing.
Not all.
I could be wrong.
I didn't watch the video.
I read an article about it.
Would you honestly?
No, but I heard that you were crying after?
That was after 100.
Okay, so clearly there's at least something physically wrong with what you're doing.
Physically, no.
You're sitting there crying in doing, I mean, what do you mean?
I was sitting there crying because of a situation, not because I was sleeping with 100 guys.
What was the situation?
Because I had a very long, hard day at work. It was a very stressful day.
Can a girl not have a cry in peace?
Well, I'm saying there's something physically wrong with it.
Most people don't cry when they get home from work.
I cry most days.
I could cry looking at how cute my dog is.
That would be a happy cry.
You were not, didn't seem like from what I read.
No, I could probably sad cry like right now.
I'm like an actor, you know, and they can just bring it here.
Yeah, I could stare at the wall and then my eyes would burn and I could start crying.
That wouldn't show any talent, which is why you're a poxed and not an actress.
True.
Are you Sigma Tommy Shelby?
Do I know Thomas Shelby?
No, are you Sigma Tommy Shelby?
Sigma?
Yes.
Sigma.
What does that mean?
It's like when the guy shot that gun in the air and that's what he said.
Sigma Tomah shot.
Is that from Pea blinders?
I think so.
I don't think I've ever watched it, you know.
So are you not him or you don't relate to him?
I don't.
Unless he's taken a thousand kreck like me.
Is that the only thing you have to mention?
Is the only thing really like relatable about me?
I don't know.
The only person who you can relate with about that you don't like though.
So it seems like that's not a relatable thing at all.
Okay, maybe it's not that relatable.
In my world, it is.
I mean, I speak to a lot of girls who have a lot of s s'fuss.
So it feels like quite a relatable thing.
That might be true, actually.
That's a good point.
You probably do speak to completely disgusting people
way more often than the average person.
Oh yeah, and following up on something earlier about the hellfire,
so you don't think, I mean, regardless of whether you think it's shameful,
do you think you're going to go to hell?
No, I don't believe in that
Because I'm not religious
So I don't believe in like a god and devil
So what do you think will happen after you're dead?
I think hopefully soon
What will happen is what happened before we were alive
Just nothing
So you're are you atheists
Are you agnostic?
I'm just
Are you coping maybe
That's what you want to happen to avoid hell
I don't really believe much
I only really believe in manifestation
And I mean, like I manifested all the cocks in my life, so I'm doing something right.
But maybe it seems just like you're coping though.
You would rather God not be real, right?
I think I'm quite a good person though.
Like I said, I'm bringing happiness into this world.
So I think I would go to heaven if there was one.
Based on the fact that you think you're bringing happiness into the world?
Hell yeah.
What do you mean?
You don't think then thousand people were chuffed after they got that load?
what that word means.
Chuffed happy.
Yeah.
Cheery.
No, probably not.
I think that they're probably massively ashamed
because, and I would
I would say that because they had masks on.
Say again?
You should have got one on the show
and then you could have interviewed him after.
It's just me.
They were pretty happy.
Did you know that the Marvel Avengers
aren't real?
Yes.
Now, if they were real,
obviously there's not
supervillings like Tainos
in the real universe.
So what would they do? Would they kill you?
What, if they were actually real?
Yeah, Iron Man, what would you do?
I feel like I'd be a superhero if superheroes were real.
I'd just be like spunk lading.
Cone.
Yeah, I'm sure you can give yourself a funny name, but that wouldn't make you a superhero.
What do you mean? Of course I'd be a superhero.
I already am one, basically.
Just making people happy.
How does it feel to know you will never have a happy family or normal, respectable husband?
I mean, I already have a happy family
I've got my parents
I mean kids
kids kids I don't know if I really plan to have kids
I can't I don't know if kids would really make me happy
Was that something you always had in mind
Or this is a newer thing because
You're trying actually to be a little selfless
I don't know you know what
We'll cross that bitch when it comes to it
I don't really I mean I haven't got any kind of boyfriend
So or girlfriend so there's not really a chance
Have you ever been in an actual relationship?
I have, I have
but this is when I was 18
So you were not doing this stuff at that point, right?
Correct.
And then that relationship ended
to do anything with this or no?
No.
I mean, do you think anybody will ever be in a relationship with you
that's not?
I don't know, a degenerate Indian?
I mean, Riley Reid got married.
So if that doesn't go to show
that poor stuff, kind of have a happy ending.
I don't know who she got married to.
I feel like that would be an important thing.
I'm suggesting that,
he's probably not a very respectable person.
He seems so lovely.
And they seem like they've got a family.
I don't know personally.
Do you know her?
No, not personally.
Okay.
But I think we can see that a lot of pox-staffir-oh
all married. Usually they don't really say it online, so you wouldn't know.
Yeah, I mean, they usually seem extremely happy.
And that's why the su-h-h-h-a-rate is what, like 50%?
I haven't checked.
Well, I don't know if they're...
there's an actual statistic on it, but it's certainly higher than probably...
I feel like we need to get that fact checked.
I don't think there's any fact.
Well, there's a fact there, but it's probably not known by anybody.
Sound.
Do you know what that means?
Do you know what I even just said said sound?
No.
So why did you agree with it?
I just said sound, like, okay.
Yeah, but why would you say okay, like as if what I said was correct?
Because I'm just, I'm just agreeing.
Why agree if you don't know if it's true?
I didn't agree.
I just said sound.
Like, okay.
That's cool.
In England, do they have mass school stabbas?
No.
I don't know.
Did you go to school or?
Just went straight to the school.
No, I actually did go to school.
And you graduated high school?
Yeah, I'm educated.
Did you get good grades?
No, terrible.
Terrible.
Why do you think I'm in this job, love?
Probably because you want to be famous and won money.
Less to do with your intelligence, to be honest.
But it was more like I wasn't good at anything else,
but I'm really good at this.
I'm a natural.
I'm not going to lie.
Not to shoot my own home.
What were your grades?
What my grades?
I think I only passed, I passed art.
I passed all the physical ones.
So art, PE,
what was the other one that I passed?
So the stuff that is subjective,
there's not a correct answer to it.
Correct.
So do you have a diploma,
like a high school diploma or whatever it's called here?
So I went, I graduated high school.
school, I went to college, I got my B-tech. And then I did get into university, but I dropped out.
I don't know what that is. A B-tech, it's just a qualification here. It's basically like A-levels.
So you actually went to college and passed classes there. Yeah. But you just said you didn't pass your
classes. No, so not, I passed my B-tech. I passed them free classes at school. Passed my B-tech. Why would
any college let you in if you didn't pass any classes in high school? No, because I passed my B-tech. It goes,
it's a bit different because I know you're obviously from LA.
So it goes like...
I'm from Bosnia.
You said to me LA.
Well, don't make me look stupid now.
No, I'm from Bosnia.
Oh, well, you did say off camera you were from LA.
I don't think I said that, but any people can I finish what you were saying?
Apologies.
Yeah, so you get your GCSEs, then it's B-Tech and then you go off to university or A-levels.
And you dropped out to do this or was unrelated?
Yeah, dropped out to do this.
Really?
So you were in university when you started this.
Yeah, I went to one lecture, couldn't log into my Zoom and thought, fuck it.
I'm not going to be able to log into my Zoom.
So how did you get a BTEC if you went to one lecture?
No, that's university.
So I went to university.
So you go school, like high school.
Oh, so university and college is different here?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
I understand.
Well, I think that's about it.
I mean, I don't think there's much more to ask you.
I will say, as opposed to like Bonnie Blue or other.
disgusting
that I've
talked to with
either you're
I guess not
really offended
or good at playing it off
I'm sure that you
as you said you cry a lot
I'm sure that you
at some point
will go insane
well I'm sure
later in your life
the thing where you suggest
you'll do this forever
is not true
I'm sure you will
go completely nuts
when you desire
anything else
that you cannot have
because you've wrote out
almost all of your options
but you know what
I'm sure somebody wishes
the best for you so thank you see me in a straight jacket later i'm not going to keep that in
and well anyways i have to film with long neck now so long neck who's that he's up he's oh i thought
he was here wait can i ask you a question sure do you want to h-h-now no i'm serious don't touch me i will
defend myself
