The Matan Show - Matan Intense Interview vs Dangerous Gangster (607Unc)

Episode Date: September 6, 2026

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For today's co-host, we have my manager, Viroflora. Not the punk. 6.07, Unc, not the punk, all right? Yeah. Ah, the fuck! Go! Guys, don't point, oh, fuck, go! Can you please pull the mic close to yourself and then introduce yourself to anybody

who might not know you and all that one? I'm not trying to scare you. You're not going to do me like that, is you? No, no, I'm not talking about me. The motherfucker he stole my seat. I saw his booty. He's trying to take my show from me. He's trying to take my job from me.

I thought you were to take his ass from him. Take his ass from him? I don't know. I thought you were going to go in. He wants to take my toilet away from me. He wants to take my house out in public. That's what he's trying to do to me. Cool, guys I'm playing with me.

Sorry about that. Nice to meet you. Is it okay to touch your hand? Why not? You ain't going to slam me, is you? No. He's strong. Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah. Where we're here? What were he going? Who the fuck was that? That's Mike Mike. Or maybe Matan. I don't really know.

What's my name? I don't know your name. 6.07. Unk. Maybe I'm 608. No, you're not on our game. I'm 607. I'm the upgrade.

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If I'm looking at you, you actually me. Because right now you can't see you, you only can see me. So I'm you and you me. It's kind of like a switch. So right now I'm the camera. No, no, right now, everything in the room, right? Listen, can you see yourself right now? Yes.

No, you can't. How? Because I'm the wall in the wall. No, no. No, see you. No, see you. No, see your, no. No, see you.

No, see you. Right now, I can only see you. You can only see you. Right. So I'm you, and you're seeing me. So I'm me. And you're me. No, no.

I'm you. I'm you. And he sees both of us, so he's both of us. But you don't see him. Exactly. So he's the real master here. Listen, we are all this experience together. We all are here together, so we all are this one experience.

We all leave on earth. No, there's no earth. We actually in a middle earth. Middle earth. Yeah, middle earth. You got some sort of like dog food brand, middle earth? No, because you know they found the lake under the lake. Under the lake, they found water. Under the water, they found beaches. They found people. I feel like you're trying to want up me when I said that you're looking at me. So I'm you and I'm looking at. I feel like I was just to make to one up me. You said a lake under a lake under a lake is a water under a water. Yeah. No, the lake under a lake. They found people under this lake

You're just making this up No, I'll keep it right That's where white people come from Under the lake Under the lake Yeah, I'll keep it real Listen, you think I'm playing They found it's under the lake

That's where white people come from Under the lake, under the lake, under the water, under the water Under the water under the water under Anarcha No, the lake under Anarcha I'm not playing You're dressed like an arctic Maybe you're trying to look white I'm a prophet, I'm a prophet

You're a prophet? Yeah, a creator The real creator, not God Because God means We're really screwed down Why people know what God mean God means like a whole bunch of shiny entities So I don't represent a whole But the shiny entities

That what God mean A lot of people don't know That makes a lot of sense That's God's creation That copy of God No no God didn't create Big bag of bologian in it No the monad

See the monad and God The monad is God A lot of people say God But God is a lot of different gods You got Allah All the different gods They ain't gonna fight on them dumb ass gods Right

There's only one monad though That's you And you're not the monad No no I'm a monad No I'm a woo man No I'm a woo man Oh man

Say it right A woo man No, no, woo man. A woman. Woo. That's what I'm saying. Woo man. Woo man.

No, not woman. Woo. But you look like a man. No, I'm a woo man. The original. Listen, listen, the original man is woman and man mixed, right? The masculine. Who's writing this?

There must be a very, very talented, like a fiction writer, like George Arnard Martin. Listen, you can't be a woo man. Talking? Because, listen, you can't be a woo man because you got... No, I was born as a man. I don't believe in that transgender. No, you was born as an animal because you got fur on your head. Yeah.

And I got her on mine. So we're different, right? I'm a woo man and you are human. It's different. And I'm a lake under a lake under a lake. No, the lake under the lake is what... No, I'm a lake. Oh my God.

I think I'm a lake. No. You've been defeated. You think I'm playing. I think I'm a lake. No, and I think you're me. So you're playing because I'm playing and you're me. What the fuck is wrong with him?

I've defeated you. No, I can't get defeated because it's... Listen, explain defeat, right? Because a lot of people want to say defeat, but defeat is a human perception. because I know a lot of people that I defeated and they still think they're not defeated. Tell them they defeated it. No, tell them.

They're for real. You're like an auctioneer. Huh? You're like an auctioneer. No, have you ever defeated somebody? 1100. Stop playing on me. Have you ever defeated somebody?

Fishing. What the fuck? Oh, what's your? There's some white people's shit. White? Yeah. He's dark black African. Oh!

I'm not African. Don't you confuse me with an African. No, he's dark black African. cool. They could be African, but I'm not. All right, let me, okay, we'll get into the questions here. Do you grow your hair out like that in an attempt to collect data and communicate with other beings?

Let me say this. Reason why I got hair and you got fair is for me to communicate, right? Got fair? You got fair. You can't do what I do. Like, my hair is antennas. So I can communicate. That's exactly the question.

You're trying to communicate with other beings, collect knowledge and data. Yeah, no, this is how I communicate with all the animals and stuff. See, the animals that just eat you. With me, they can read my aura, right? And they won't touch me. See, if you run across a spider, a spider a spider will bite you, a snake will bite you, a dog eat you. None of that touch me. Yeah.

It would be different. Because they view you as an animal. No, no. They view me as the one that can talk to the animals, right? When you're around the animals, they don't bite you because you let them first take a bite out of that thing in that cup and then they explode. Oh, no, this sage, right? This actually keep the... Say, hey, dog, take a bite.

No more dog. Oh, my God. No more dog. What's the dog? What the fuck is wrong with you? What is one? What the fuck is wrong with you, man? It's a lake.

What the what? I'm a lake. You gay. I'm on the Lakers. Why you ain't saying the first hell? We could have been got with this? What is the Lakers?

You're going to take your dick out? Oh! You're with that shit for real. I knew y'all. Why did you do that? I was playing. I was content, but you're for real. You're a goal.

No, that would be sacked. Maybe harassment. Are you the feds? Not yet, but hopefully one day. Me too. I'm trying to be the fed. I was trying to snitch on Dirt Deng let me. Dirt dang let me.

I've been trying. Huh? Is that like a WWA superstar? Dirk danglets No From the like the 80s OTF, Dirk Man

Street shit ZDBee Viceroy Gangster shit He's a killer He killed all Chicago Come on a guy Stop playing on me else But can he beat Roman Rains

He can put some money In your head and kill you Listen you need to know about dirt You ain't about Dirk Dirk? He kills shit Dirk head No Dirk he's killing shit

Right now He's gonna get Life in federal prison That's unfortunate Yeah But he left one person Not her name Dutilo Following up on that last question

Do you have A civilization of fleas living in your hair. That's a good question. Did you know that the animals and even fleas are controlled by the government? I did know that? Yeah. So did you know a lot of people don't know that?

Let me say this. Did you know that right now, if you look at yourself and look at me right now, you say, okay, cool. None of us is original. None of the food we eat is original. The apple's not original. Everything is at it. So you ask me some questions that you already know the answer to? I feel like is the goal of this to do MK Ultra on a super wide level?

That's no such thing as MK Ultra. It's a mind thing. There's no such thing as MK Ultra. Ultra, it's a mind thing. Yeah. That's kind of the point of MK Ultra. No, but it's a mind thing. Maybe you are a fed.

You have to believe it in order to achieve it. What the fuck broke my tape? You just threw that n*** at the top of it. Two and five Canadians will hear the words, you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer.

Register today at pmcf walk.ca.ca. At that table, what's wrong with you? You bet not. That actually tastes like candy. You would not believe it. Oh. Want to bite? Yeah.

Is it good? Very good. I swear it tastes like candy. Hmm. That's all that candy. Can you give him a bite it once up to it? A bite? Pretty good.

I like it. Do you pull to swallow it? I don't know, maybe it's like a piece of gum. I'm not going to put that piece in my mouth. Yeah, he should swallowed it for me. I don't like the taste that go away quick, like gum. It was good at first. Yeah, it was good at first, and then it just tasted like bad.

When you die, will you leave your money to your family or Mr. Jenkins? What do you mean, die? When you die. When Dirk kills you. No, I can't die. You just said Dirk is going to come kill you. Listen, Dirk only killing people that wants to die. Me, I know I can't die.

Yeah. Because I can't read. Juvenate myself. I hope you become a little more famous. So in like 20 years, if 20 years. I'm more famous than you. I'm more famous than you. I'm hoping you become way more famous than you are right now.

I'm relevant to me. Don't do that, gay. I'm big of shit. I never said you're not famous. They said more famous. I can't get no more famous than this. You're as famous as a kid. I'm famous as a gig.

I'm bigger than everybody. I'm bigger than an NBA young boy. I'm bigger than everybody. I'm bigger than everybody. I'm beginning of Tupac. I like how the only people you're able to compare yourself to and the only thoughts you have are like these black cultural people and rappers and stuff like that. What do you mean?

I'm bigger than Jesus. The white one from Nazareth. Naderist. Yeah, Nazareth. Yeah, a lot of people think Jesus is black, but Nazareth, you know, that means white. Nobody thinks Jesus is black. Other black people do. Besides black people.

The black people do, too. The Pope thought it was. The Pope got a picture of black Jesus. And that's a lie. Because that's Yahshua. That's not even Jesus. It's two different people because Jesus was a woman. Wow.

Yeah. Because listen, I'm going to tell you how I know, right? Because listen, if a woman can have a baby without a male, a young nigga have herself so it'd be XX and XX to be a woman so Jesus had to be a woman is that something you're planning on doing as a woman a woman a woman a I can't I'm a woo man you're a woman yeah I'm not a woman I'm a woman I'm a man and woman mixed you have a woman's genitals no no I do got some of junk DNA in my body you got junk DNA junk DNA you're junk DNA they don't know what to do but they actually took it out

so like a rust yard no I got junk DNA because they change my DNA they change my DNA so they can try to make my body die To make your body die. To try. But you don't want to die. No, I can't die. You'll never die. I can't die.

I'm probably going to die like next Wednesday at this place. Ain't no next Wednesday. We'll never make it the next Wednesday because next Wednesday is going to just be Wednesday. Wow. We'll never make it the next Wednesday. You certainly won't. Nobody will. Listen, nobody walks.

Did you ever hear the theory that people only have a certain amount of words in their vocabulary like for their whole life? Not in their vocabulary like how many words they know. When somebody's born, they will speak this many words. So when it was short how many words you would speak, people probably thought, wow. That man would live for thousands of years. No.

But really, you're just like, Blah-la-la-la-la-la-la-d-a-la-dha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ha-ha-ha-ha. Because I'm a lake. You don't understand it because... Because I have junked DNA. No. If you're junk in the lake. You're seeing me.

You don't understand it because your junk in your leg. Your funny part of your brain is glazed. So you can't understand what I'm saying. Like, you don't get the frequency. The sun is a step outside. They probably kill you. Wow. I'm keeping the real right.

It ain't going to kill me. It's a love me. But you're something kind of like different. I know, the sun hates me. Yeah, hate you right here. You don't want to go outside the sun and you better not do it. If I were you, I wouldn't do it. Thank you for the advice.

Yeah, yeah. But if you do want to go out, I'll get you some sun tan lotion. Okay. Did you know there's a Korean tradition to shoot African American people trying to rob their stores? That's good. I ain't African American. Well, I wasn't directing that at you. But would you partake in that tradition?

Anybody that's in America and call this African American, shoot them. Because they don't understand that they are American because we own America. Listen, we were the first thing in America. I will say this. You guys might own America. Why, you got, look, America. America.

Yeah, listen, I don't think you're saying. Is that like a mall in Century City? Listen, listen, I'm going to say this, right? You want to make fun of my country grandma, right? But you can't really do that because I speak better than you. This whole time I was making fun of your country grandma. Yeah, because I don't know what you're saying. I was really trying to humiliate it.

You sound like you got balls in your mouth. Yeah. Yeah, like big ones. Well, that's because I wasn't born here at the studio. I was born in a hospital, in a lake, under the hospital in a lake. Are you thinking I'm playing? It's a lake under the lake for real. Why do we think I come in and play with you?

I'm a prophet of God. I know. That's in the Bible. Which one? There's a lot of Bibles. A lot of people don't know. A lot of different Bibles and a lot of people only believe in one. But if you got all the Bibles together because the Muslims got a Bible, but you got to read it backwards.

Wow. Yeah. Everybody got a Bible. Listen, the Bible's basic instructions before. We have to understand what that means. What do you mean to read it backwards? In the Muslim tradition? Like read the words backwards or flip the letters or what exactly?

Okay. You know what? You know in the Western world they read like this, right, from this way. Oh, you're just saying that like the book is the other facing. It's back. Go this way. Oh, sure, I guess. You got to read it this way. You got to read it backwards.

I thought you meant something like more sophisticated. Like you're reading the words, the opposite of the thing and you decrypt a hidden message. Don't play with the muscles. Like in the Gravity Falls intro when you like play the words backwards and there's a secret message about Bill Seifer. When they run up on you, strapped up and all yours is a long whack ball, you better duck. I'm talking about Bill Seifer. But a long white ball, get out the way. That's all I'm going to tell you.

Okay. They're coming for you. A long white ball. Is it possible to transfer your consciousness back and forth between multi-dimensional time riffs? Yes. I just made that up. No, it's easy for real. I just made that up now.

I made that up because I knew you'd say yes. No, it is. A lot of people don't know. But right now, all the thoughts in your head, they're coming from different dimensions. From different time reefs. Yeah, right now. I just made that up. I'm keeping it real.

Right now is in your brain. Your brain, you're getting like downloads and different realities right now. Whichever one you choose, you bring it to this reality. right because ain't nothing really picked until you choose one right so you can really do it a lot of people don't really know but you can do it maybe maybe the only way for me to see this is if i do kind of the look you do you go come again stop playing on me and i'll be looking at spirits for real like all right keep playing i know that's what i'm saying keep playing i'll try to go into the spirits you playing you're going to get what you're looking for right i'm telling you like you think i'm playing like you brought me here to make a fool of me but in a mockery but guess what you can't do that because it's spirit's for real stop playing on me stop Why are you doing this? I'm trying to see the spirits in the life. You ain't paid me enough for this.

You ain't paid me enough to just because I've been on MTV and shit don't mean nothing to me. I don't know about your fame. You ain't got no third eye. You thought you had one. I found me. You ain't got one.

That motherfucker glazed. You ain't got a third eye, gang. Listen. You didn't have to embarrass me like that. No, for real. Everybody got one. We all the same. You got a third eye.

Yeah. You just ain't using it right now. Okay, okay. Yeah. Let me try again. That's not how you use it. It didn't work. It didn't work.

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Do you think Disney should consider casting you as the next Spider-Man? I think they should unfreeze Mr. Disney because they got them frozen right now. Right? I think they should unfreeze. That might be the first like a real world conspiracy thing you've said so far, I guess.

What do you mean? Everything I say had been real. Everything else you've said is just, you're really good at putting words together that somehow make not a sentence that's coherent but could make sense if what you were saying was true that's the first thing that is like centered around something that exists what's going to explain to me what coherent mean what does it mean understandable all right a lot of times do you understand this yeah what I just do nothing I understood that I understood that they understood that they understood that's like I'm letting know what that's for dirk no no no I'm trying to let you understand that coherent is different

Her and. Yeah, how do you want to say it, but it's different, right? Because in the streets, this means something. It's not how people in Vegas talk. I've talked to people in Vegas. I'm not from Vegas. What's up there? I'm playing.

Vegas with the 304s and the 4-0-0-0-0. I'm from level 1, 2 or 3 of the lake. I'm from the level 4 penitentiary. They've been there. They've fucked you good. They fucked you? No, they fuck you. But why not you?

I don't get fuck. I do the fucking. No. Yeah. You better ask somebody. But I ain't ever, cut that part out, because I ain't ever did that. You remember people think I'm gay. But I said, if you was my cellie, I'll fuck you.

But cut that part out too. No, I'm gonna cut that part straight in you. Deep end. That's the gayest thing you've said so far. No, wait, wait, delayed. I'm gonna say some more. I got a lot of gay shit to say. But I ain't gay, I'm straight.

You never answer the question. Do you think Disney should consider casting you as the next part? I just told they should wake up the next wall Disney. But what about casting you as the next Spider-Man? Because Tom Harlan has been in four movies so far. The Earth is covering in spiders, spider webs. That's how we get locked in here. Stop!

They're gonna get you. What the fuck is wrong with them? I thought maybe that's part of the ritual. No, I ain't a ritual. I don't do rituals. But I got a Coke, but you can't join. You have Coke? I got a, I got some Coke too. You want to snort it, but you don't snort it, but you didn't know the Egyptians have coke.

A lot of people don't know. You just have it with you, but you don't use it? Listen, a lot of people know the pyramids, they had Coke. Permud. Listen, but they thought it was Coke, but guess what it was for real? Listen, I'm saying, I got what it was. It was coke mixed with liquid gold. And they turned out the powder.

And then they sniffed it to open their third eye. It was coke and gold mixed. Yemen. What? You know where that is, right? So you don't think you can turn gold or potter? Yeah. Potter white gold.

Syria. Bro, you melt it first and then you turn to potter white gold. You mix it with a c**le and you snort it and you open your third eye. No, you will die. No, you will not. You will die immediately. No. You will die in an instant probably.

Guess what? You will painfully die. Somehow when you die in an instant, usually you don't feel pain. If you snort liquid gold mixed with cah. You will die in an instant and feel horrible. You be back in three days. Try it out. You be back in three days.

I'm going to be back in three days. That's the only thing that happened. You die. I come back in three days. You know, this doesn't really mean. You be back in three days. You know what just really means, right?

What? One plus one equals three. Exactly. Everybody know one plus one equals three. Everybody know. But people think it's different, but they don't understand because if you take a girl and a boy together

and they have s s s s s' they fuck, they're going to have a baby. If you take a male and somebody like you, a woman, they'll have s s s s s s s s in the... Hold, he said a male. Stop playing on me. I have s'f with women. I'm a woman.

You're a lesbian? No. Sort of kind of. Because I got a masculine side of my brain, and when I deal with women, I activate my feminicide. I don't deal with women. What about when you're dealing with men?

I activate my masculine side. So that is gay. So you don't ever be straight. You're always either gay or lesbian. No, I use both sides of my brain. When I deal with men, I deal with the masculine side. When I deal with the women, I deal with the feminist side. I choose.

Like, if a woman make me mad, I won't speak to her. But if a man make me mad, I, I speak to him and I argue with him and I fuck around and kill him. Is your brain constantly a 900 ping? Which one? Because like, it's the brain and it's the mind. Right? The brain only processes it.

Why is it the brain? Well, the brain processes information from the mind. So the brain actually getting like 6,000 thoughts a day, 60,000. So I can't control. You can't just times it by 10 because you didn't like the first bullshit number that came to your mind. Everybody knows too low. No. I saw that in real time.

The camera will pick up on that because it's like such a small detail. I saw your like your eyebrows in the ridges around them like, oh shit, $6,000 is not a big enough number. 60,000. No, you saw, you saw. I saw you not enjoy the number that you came up with. You saw the spirit correct. I saw you and you're seeing me. You saw the spirit correct.

I said $6,000. You saw the spirit correct me. Right? Because a lot of times I don't speak for me. I speak for God. I'm a profit. Six million? 60,000.

Probably $6 million, too. I don't know. But it depends on who you are. This is a hoss. You're getting into the hoss now. How much it costs? What you want to buy? Gasoline.

You said how cost or how much it costs or how much it costs? Gasoline. We? I want to buy that cup. This ain't for sale. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Everything's for sale.

No, it's not for sale. Because everything is money and money is everything. So everything is something. First of all, you don't understand. You got a cap on your hair. You don't understand about money. You got to be on your hat. I can't stop playing on me.

You think I'm Crip Mac? I'm not that. I'm trying to help you. No, you can't help me. You can't help. You just slammed n'fuck on the fucking whole table and broke it. No, that was actually me who did that to me. Because I was looking at him and he was looking at me.

Now, that's true. Because everything you see is you. Everything that you... And you were looking at us. So I also kind of slammed you in that regard. Yeah. Because you know this? Did you know that a lot of times they did it?

The people are running on fire. They said, how do they run on fire? They actually run on fire because the people in the crowd, minds, they all go together and that they don't feel the fire because they connect to everybody else's mind. I didn't know that. I actually did know that. Yeah, I'm talking. Everything I say is true. I would, but to be fair, you said, did you know that as if I might not know that?

I feel like everybody knows that. I feel like the thing about the running in fire because everybody's my. Oh, my God, everybody knows that. Everybody, it's taught in first grade. Who the fuck were on fire in first grade? No, they teach about it in first grade. In what school? Not in America, not in the black school.

Lennister. Who? Bladish-namish. What the fuck you say? Barsh. What the fuck is wrong with him? What the fuck is wrong with him? Huh?

Larry. Man. I mean y'all will stop fucking playing with me. We're speaking in language you can't understand. We're higher. Well, teach me the fucking language then. Mesh. What does it mean?

The words. Rawi. I'm a Mour. Rawi. Is it Spanish? Raleigh. I'm a Mexican. You know how I'm Mexican?

I'm Mexican. What? Why are you doing it? Spiders. What the fuck? Raw. What the fuck is wrong with you? You n-h-h-were.

What the fuck is wrong with... No. No, I swear I'm on. Don't know. What's wrong with y'all? Can I have your nose? He's a for sale. No.

Would you rather give up your nose or that cop? My nose. Ah. Can I have it? No. I'll have it. No. Put it in your hand and put it in my hand.

Give me your nose. Prove I got a hand. Prove it. Your hand smell like ass. Don't give it. Oh shit Now I have your nose On my nose

But you're looking at me So it's your nose No I don't have a hand No I'm black I don't know if I got a nose Because listen The only reason you know It's a nose

Because somebody told you With a nose But you don't know Actually if it's a nose Yeah So it could be a eye Right You don't know

You're following the system You're being controlled You're gonna like this next It's not a fucking nose If you could temporarily Remove your head Would you use you to play Basketball or soccer

Basketball and soccer The same thing Yeah So why would you ask Like I'm stupid or something You think I didn't No basketball. I started to realize the flaw in your baloney.

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You just say everything is the same thing. No, no, football. We need to have some new ideas here. Like basketball and soccer are the opposite. It's all a ball. One's a sport, one's a lenie. Lenny is me. I'm not Lenny.

That ain't Lenny. That's a lake. You got to start separating. Everything can't be everything. Everything is. Everything. Only one thing was created. Oh, y'all like to play up here.

What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Stop. Rowie What the fuck is that? I double dog dare you to Zell me 10 grand See I double dog

dare you to put 10 grand on my calendar I send it straight to you No no I double dog dare you to Zell me 10 grand You have to do it It's a double dog dare

No I can't do that I double dog dare you too You have to You can't get away from it I double dog dare you You suck in No no you have to complete The one that you're giving first

No I ain't completely none of those Then you'll be cursed for the rest of your life You cannot break one of those Well I'm cursed then I was cursed I'm cursed the worst I'm never gonna give you 10 grand for what? Well, because I double dog, dare you.

No, what that means? You'll be cursed. I'm just warning you, that's how it works, because I'm a curse and I'm double dog. That's actually my nickname in school. Double-Dog, Six or seven, Uncle Lenny. So you called me. Lenny Rowey Lake. What the fuck is double-d-old-old.

Hey, man, stop playing on me. I had a very complicated nickname. I was a cool-ass guy. Oh, my God. It's crazy. Would you ask for a fucking present? Questions. Come on, game.

What the fuck is wrong with you? You can eat more to table? It's a present. I said questions Questions like Come on please don't Come on You have something coming from here or?

You had that in your hand already Oh my God, you kni-s What the fuck is wrong with y'all What? Stop Hurry get so shit Ask your questions, man What the fuck wrong with you Ask your questions, bro? I'm not here to play these games

What circumstances have made it So you look like the average French person today but nothing like the average French person 60 years ago. I'm not French? Yeah, well, that wasn't the question. What the fuck is wrong? What the fuck is wrong?

What's your question? That ain't my question? Do you know I'm 607, unk, bro? You're 6.07 French. So y'all are playing? I'm not no French, bro. Y'all are playing? 7.06 French uncle.

You want a French kiss? You like you want a French kiss. You got... Hold on a lot. I'm seeing something. You want a French kiss. I can tell why your tongue is hanging out. out.

I'm not with that. Hold on. You can't skip over every question. I'm not French. I didn't even ask if you were fucking French. Don't you get it? You all run 900 ping. That was like a super delayed reaction. I went like this and you went...

Because I didn't know what the fuck is wrong with you. You definitely shouldn't try playing Rocket League. You're going to lag out. They're going to school like 10 goals on you. That was a glitch. See, I don't think I'm saying. We live in assimilation, so you actually saw it a little late. What is the simulation?

A simulation? Yeah, assimilation. It's like a spiritual prison. But it's like assimilation. Are you talking about... A simulation or a simulation. Like assimilating. So you want to correct my words because you think you speak proper English?

Yes, exactly. That's actually exactly what I'm doing. No, you don't speak proper English because I created the language. So we have to assimilate to you. No, I don't understand. You're a copy in a language that I created. We're living in a simulation and the only way to get out of the simulation is assimilating. No, there's no way out.

To being a lady. No, it's no way out. Listen, I'm just letting everybody know it's no way out. We're here forever. And forever is actually one day. Wow. That was good. See, you change it up.

You added something new. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What the fuck is wrong with you, bro? I'm not here to play these games. What the fuck are you doing behind my back? What are you?

Why don't got a mic? Who are you? That's Rawi. That's Rawi. My manager. Rowie. All he been saying is Wauwi the whole time. Rawi.

Rau. Wow? You're supposed to be able to pronounce R. You're not Asian. I never say that. He was Asian. He just fell French a while ago. I said, Rao, he said, wow. Stop playing with me, bro.

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and kill four disabled people or do nothing and let one normal person survive, what would you do? I do nothing. If you do nothing, four disabled people will survive and one normal person will die. Let it happen. It's not for me to decide. I'm not God.

I'm not going to waste it is for you to decide because somebody put a lever there this isn't God's creation Somebody hooked up I'm not gonna control people and one normal guy on two different train tracks that You it's not don't care it has nothing to do with God I don't care if they're on a train track I don't care what he yet I'm not getting involved in they should ain't got nothing to do with me why won't you survive What what do you mean I'm not gonna get involved therefore I always survive? No you'll die for time I'm not getting involved I'm not getting involved everybody's gonna die but everybody will survive No one is gonna die. We'll never die in a day.

A day is forever. You're fucking scaring him. What the fuck is wrong? You're scaring him. Man y'all trippie, you can't die. But you're still scaring him. I'm not scaring nobody. Maybe he doesn't want to live forever.

That's a very scary outcome too. You're not gonna remember it. It don't matter. They keep wiping your memory over again. You won't remember nothing but this one time. I wonder if there's anybody in the world that's gonna watch this and come out with anything good from it. Watching this is basically just inject...

So you're trying to... So you know right now... Watching this is basically just injecting yourself with shit. Oh! I'm a prophet and God gonna get it. Turn it off. You gotta be crazy. Actually, turn it back on.

You're listening to a prophet. Yeah. You only have so many opportunities to hear from the prophet. That's Moses. No, I'm not Moses. No, no. No, listen. Don't confuse me.

Stop. Don't confuse me with Moses. Moses came out the mountain He killed them people and shit Moses was all fucked up I'm not with Moses See people think Moses Got that shit from the burning bush

But Moses was burning cush Yeah, let me see for real Because listen I'm saying Moses Moses got the information from the Egyptians The commandments came from the book of the dead You know we want to know something interesting About the Egyptians

They used to melt gold Mixed with coo- Come back I just told you that I told you that You ain't told you You're looking at me I'm you I told you that

Why are you saying shit I just told you. You never had somebody take advantage of all the baloney you said and use it against you. That's not baloney. It's true. You can look it up there. Tell you this.

Why did you say it's baloney then? Because you said baloney. I don't know if I don't eat baloney. Because I'm you because I don't eat baloney. But I see my nose like you said. So I'm you but with my nose and you're me with your nose. But I also took your nose earlier.

Remember? I took your nose and put it on myself. So now I'm fully you but I didn't give you my nose. So now I have two noses. So you just have no nose. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you think if you

took an IQ test, it would be possible to measure your abysmal score? Listen, they realized the IQ is fake because only thing you can, no, I'm free, look, look, you're a genius if you can watch your own thoughts. Look, you're a genius if you can watch your own thoughts. That what a true genius is now, right? How can you watch your, are you suggesting like you rip your eye out and place it in, like, no, I'm suggesting that you pay attention to what the fuck you're thinking in your brain. And then you're a genius.

Let me try. No, it didn't work. You're not a genius then Listen for real A genius is one that can understand The stuff that's going on I'm a genie I grant you three wishes

But only if you do the double dog Don't you wish you could just hit skip On the worst parts of your life You know the same way you can skip an ad I get it I'm Siaia and I live in Ice Cove I've made some questionable decisions That didn't end up the way I planned

And today I'm still figuring it out Somehow things usually get worse Before they get better Apparently, that's how I roll. So bundle up and come along for the bumpy ride. Stream a new episode of North of North Tuesdays on CBC Gem. Darren Zell me 10 grand. I'm not doing a double dog, Darren are giving you 10 grand.

I'm going to curse you. Curse don't work on me. Curse work. No, I don't think you understand. See, this is why curse can't work. Because, like, if you try to curse me, you're going to pull out like TikToks? No, of course not.

They're going to sit it back at you. Curse don't work because he has a very strange look stone in his pocket. Yeah, I'm keeping it real. Don't try cursing him. It'll go right back at you. Yeah, this is what it do. How do you think I'm playing?

No. I'm not going to destroy it. Yeah. It's hot. You see how hot it is? It smells weird, though. See how hot it is? It actually just smells like weed.

Do you say how warm it is? How did it get warm? Because it's in your fucking pocket. No, because it's activated. No, because it's activated. It's activated. It's working right now. Yeah, it's working right now.

Anytime I come outside, activate it, it get hot. Can you use it to help me? No, it's only for me. So only for you. Yeah. But you're me. Yeah, we're the same.

But when I leave here, I'm back me and you back you. No. Because I have your nose still. No. You still have a experience, but if you're old... What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you actually black, or is this just black face gone way too far? Well, I'm not black because the reason why they say black, black means you were dying from a plague.

So when they talk about the black people, the people they're scared, turn hella black because they were dying from a plague. So I'm not black. It's also used to refer to people whose skin is black as opposed to white. Never, never, never. I think that, no, always. No, never. Always, usually. Always, always, always.

No, only in the Western world. Where do you think you're living right now? This is black. This is black. That's black. My nails is black. I'm not black. I don't know, man.

Well, that's like Matt Black. That's like the darkest black you can get. I'm not black at all. That Mike is black. You're brown, I guess. No, I'm not brown either. Certainly not white. No, I'm wearing white clothes.

and there's white behind you. This is the biggest color distinction possible. This is white for sure. Yeah. But I'm not black, for sure. It's really hard to describe it. Charnesian? Hmm?

What? I'm not Chinese. Charnesian. What's a Charnesian? Charzard. Yeah, I'm that then. You're Charzard. I'm a Charzard.

What that mean? What that mean? So it don't mean profit. Are you like LeBron? What that means? Nah, LeBron, not real. You thought LeBron. I met, I've seen LeBron.

I went to a game. I went to a later game and I saw. You've never seen a player. I saw him. He was. I had shitty tickets and I made my way down. I snuck down to better seats. And at one point because he went on that side of the court, I was literally within 20 feet of him. LeBron is artificially created just to play basketball.

No, I saw him. I saw him. I don't think he was at the end of this room. You saw the fake one. You didn't see the real one. There's no real one. Well, if there is no real one, then the fake one is the real one. Yeah, of course, but it's not LeBron, he's not a human.

He's AI. He's not real. No. But he is because I saw him. But you saw, you see a lot of AIs all the time. You don't even understand him. In the real world? He may be an A.

How do you know? See, I don't think he'd do is that. Anytime they act like that, that means the AI. He don't have no brain of his own. He's being controlled, see? Both y'all may be fucking AI. Yeah, y'all both may be AI. Mainly a lot of white people, they are cabbage-batch kids.

Y'all got in like that. if your skin is like really light cabbage patch kids I think I'm finally starting to see it Yeah y'all was traded by a black scientist With a big ass head His head was big as fuck Yeah you crying

How the fuck do you just cry like that I'm finally starting to understand So I helped you I helped you Yeah I help myself And I helped you Because you're me and I'm you

But you see me then And then I see you And we live in a lake We're all dead But we come back in three days Yeah That's right That's right

We Jesus The church is content Are you a government tool Being used to make people Much more racist I don't believe in racism Everybody is same There's no

That's kind of nice I guess There's no need to be racist I hate everybody the same Okay Yeah Everybody's piece of shit But some people don't hate everybody Some people hate other people

Because of their race Everybody doesn't And that's the exclusive reason why No people Because of emotions People can't control the emotions or therefore they hate people. Well, sure, but the word racism, if you're just saying hate is just emotions, is just to distinguish the different reasons for hate.

They're because people don't want to address their emotions, so they choose. Well, that has nothing to do with it. Now we're just talking about like a different thing. Name people that address their emotions. No one do. So when you say hate, they don't address why they hate. They don't even know why they hate. You asked me to give you a person to address their emotions?

Yeah. That cup right there. This cup is emotion. Yeah, and he addressed it. See, for some reason, I know you won't insult that cup. So I know that by saying it does something that you view is like impossibly good, you will interact with me as if it's done. That's no good.

That's no bad. It's only experiences. Spiders. Experience. There's only spiders, really. Well, spider waves are to keep us locked on Earth. But it's spiders too. But the spiders that keep locked on.

So the spider webs are keeping us locked around Earth. See, I'm talking about the spiders that stand on, no, they stand up like this. They look just like me and you. They got the spiders. head and the human body. Wow. What? I'm very impressed.

So do you believe we can get back to the moon? I don't believe. No, no, I don't believe in. No, I don't believe in. Wow. Yeah, because belief of what man think is true. Why would I believe and believe in? It don't make sense to believe and believing.

You believe in believing? What? It's so wise. No, I don't believe in believing. I'm keeping the real because I don't have belief. I know the shit that I know. And the shit that I don't. I just, I don't.

Do you think Longneck, my next guest in five minutes, is secretly working for the Israeli government? What the fuck is wrong with you? That's my next guest in five minutes? I don't even know who he is. I was a little scared that Longneck is working with them. They're trying to collect data and information to hurt me. Long dick.

What? Long Redren. Why can't go along? Resident Evil. Resident Lioni. You know, Longneck would actually make a great character in Resident Evil. I know a bitch to gave some good long neck, boy. It was a...

Woo. Tell me her. You know long neck. Yeah, she got a good long neck. No, no, no, no. Well, not on you because you're a world man. That shit feels so. You're a woman, so no.

Long neck. No reminiscing. That was good. Yeah, long neck. I like long neck. Lonnie. Why would you just fuck with my experience like that? I was all over your presence.

You did that to me because I'm looking at you. Rowie. Rowie. Rowie. Rawie. All you, these nes. I have long net coming in in about four minutes now because a minute went by. But actually three days went by because a minute is three days.

Four days is a minute. Listen, I'm saying a lot of people don't know. Death is forever. No. Anyways, hold on. What do you think? Is he working for the government, the Israeli government? Or some other government or what?

Everybody in the government is working for the aliens. Whoa. So is he working for the aliens? They're working for the reptilians. But the reptilians, they change their face. Hold on. The government is working for the aliens. Yes.

And the aliens are working for the reptilians who change their face. No, the reptilians are the tall whites. They look like the tall white. They're not the tall whites. Tall whites or tall wife? The tall whites. The tall whites, the aliens are white. They're not tall whites.

They're actually really reptilians. And if you look at it from the side, you can see it. You can see it. So should I change? So when I see like lizards walking around, should I start stamping on them? I go, no more lizard. No more alien controlling the government. I'm talking about the ones that look like humans.

Yeah, the lizards that look like humans? Did you know they was coming down and having s sq with women and having babies They're coming back and getting the babies? I didn't know that And the government got a program where they can do that Why do you think we don't know this shit, yo? We would learn this stuff and, you know But you act like you don't know what's going on

You act like you don't know that the aliens have sacked with humans And the government allow it You ain't telling the people this It's the truth I had the opposite reaction So you never heard about the program What they can abduct and have s s s s s sift for humans The program, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where they can have shten of humans.

Yeah. I didn't hear about that. Yeah. Right now, I just heard about it from myself. You're going to play. I'm not playing. I'm trying to give you a message from the creator, from the monad. From the monad.

Is that the monad right there? No, no. It could never be. Filled with what looks like a big, big, big, big piece of feces. See, the monad is everything, right? God is a bunch of shiny people. Monad. Yeah.

God is a bunch of shiny people. That what I mean? Look it up. Look up the original word of God that mean a bunch of scientists. My main curiosity for you in seriousness is whether or not there's a very good novel writer coming up with this stuff or you are very, very, maybe the best in the world that's saying all of this shit all at once without thinking it through. It was programmed in my DNA. Monad. Monad.

Monad. Monad. M-O-E-A-D. Monad. Monad. Stealing your consciousness. No. You're trying to steal my energy.

I know what you're trying to do. Stealing it. Yeah, you can't take it. Mauley. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? Well, that's it. We have to film with Longneck now. Long dick.

Thanks for coming on. Lowie. Love. Good luck in the spirit, multi-dimensional Lennie. Good luck in the spirit world. Long-neck realms. Maui. Mow-y.

Mowging. Mowging. My y'all are fucking crazy. Mogging, like the Rizzler. All right. That the fuck is wrong with y'all. Y'all is crazy. Moan ad

Moan. You're not nuts. Don't with them. Do you wish you could just hit skip on the worst parts of your life? You know the same way you can skip an ad? I get it. I'm Siaiaa and I live in Ice Cove.

I've made some questionable decisions that didn't end up the way I planned and today I'm still figuring it out. Somehow things usually get worse before they get better. Apparently, that's how I roll. So bundle up and come along for the bumpy ride. Stream a new episode of North of North Tuesdays on CBC Gem.