The Matan Show - Matan Interviews a Random Indian Taxi Driver

Episode Date: February 15, 2026

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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have a taxi driver. Welcome in. You can come in now, please. Thanks for coming. And for today's co-host, we have my manager, VaraFlooring. Welcome in VaraFlooring. Yeah, if you want to just pull the mic like this close to your mouth.

Hopefully, people sound very loud, so maybe we're going to need this one. Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, so if you could just pull the mic close and then introduce anybody, introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you and all that one. Yes. My name is Aftar Barif and I drive taxi yellow cab. Your name is what? Aftab Arif.

Say again? Aftab Arif. Aftar Barif? Yes. I got was that a good pronunciation? You got it good. And so do you make, I mean, my understanding is no, you don't make any videos online, you just kind of drive taxi?

Yes. So there's a little bit of content. I was going somewhere yesterday and then I got in a taxi and he was the driver and I decided he would be a great interview. I hope so. Yes. Now let me ask you this. Why do you think most foreign drivers choose taxi instead of Uber? Is it because they don't know how to use the phone?

They don't know how to use the phone. You think so? Oh, I know so. Because in Uber it's like a little split up. It's like some white, some black, some Mexican, some Indian, whatever it is. And then in taxi, it's like Egyptian, Indian. And Bangladeshi too? Yeah, well, that's foreign.

It's not a lot of white people. I haven't seen any white people. Yeah, the white go for Uber. I think Uber is also foreign people a lot, my friend. No, but taxi, it's just foreign people, no? You ever see a white taxi driver? Yes, I have seen white too, but very real. More common on Uber?

Yes. So is maybe a technology problem? because maybe in Bangladesh or Egypt they don't really have phones yet. I don't know about Egypt, but where I'm come from, everybody has a phone. And you're, you are you Indian? Pakistan. Oh, so you hate Indians? No, I don't.

Okay. All my friends are from India, so I don't. But like the country, you don't like the country? I do like the country too, my friend. They have a conflict between each other. I don't. Yeah. You have no conflict with them.

No, all my friends are from there, so... If you could choose, you know, and you wouldn't hurt any people. anybody in your friends, but you could send a nuclear bomb to destroy India. Would you do it? No. You explode all of them. Why would you want to do a nuclear to anywhere? Well, it's just maybe. I thought you didn't like them. I've just heard. No. Okay. Do you think 6.5 Australian Harvard ranked number two, Tara Chad, androgenic, will avenge clavicular's appalling fray mug to pure Romanian genetic mega frog ASU frat leader? Or will he be jestermax again into a severe cortisol spike demoting his PSA, to sub three.

This has nothing to do with the taxi. Nothing to do with taxi? Nothing to do with taxi what you just said. But you saw that on like Twitter or TikTok? I am not on Twitter. I don't TikTok, nothing. No, are you familiar with clavicular? No. But you went like this, you went no, but you nodded yes.

No. Now you're going no and you're not in no. No. You went no and you say yes. No. I thought we are doing about the taxi. Yeah, yeah. I thought that might be related. Like maybe one of your passengers was watching,

it's when clavicular, he was in Arizona, and that guy, he had a much bigger frame, and he framed him, but maybe Androgenic will not get involved. Maybe, and if it doesn't work out, his cortisol will spike, he'll start looking worse because, you know, he's going to be stressed out,

he's not going to be able to keep his composure, keep his physique, and then maybe he'll have to drive taxi too. I don't know anything about it. Okay. Seriously, I'm not in a lot on social. Yeah, yeah. Do you relate to the taxi driver from the movie Taxi Driver? Ha! With family matter, he has kids, yes, why not? I have kids.

Have you seen the movie? I have seen the movie, yes. It's unfortunate. No, the old one or with the new guy? No, the old one. Oh, no, I haven't seen that one. I forget the actor's name, but in the movie. Robert De Niro. Yeah, Robert De Niro. You never saw it?

Yeah, it's kind of like he's... Maybe I should see it. Yeah, it's like... He's extremely intelligent. I have a son. There's a, about the Uber. There was a movie about Uber guy. Uber guy, the taxi guy, but not that old movie.

Yeah. Well, just to tell you what it's about, it's like this guy, he's very sociable, very intelligent. And he ends up, he's a taxi driver in New York. And he meets this woman and they fall in love. And then he ends up meeting the president. And the president gives him a position. And then he kills a bunch of people in the mafia who are doing bad things to children. Maybe this is the beginning to go to the president.

and mine too. Yeah, so maybe you're kind of like you. That's the way to go. See? That's the president. Even that this thing is following me too. You know in the movies? The things follow you?

Roberts follow you. It's like this is following me. I think that the president, isn't that the president of America right there? He sort of looks like him. He actually has a much better style. There you go. Yes. He does.

That's my manager, Vara Floreen. He is. Martin Luther King or Donald Trump Jr.? Martin Luther King? Really? Wow. Not Donald Trump, by the way. Donald Trump, by the way, Donald Trump Jr., his son.

So the president? The president's son. I don't know anything about him. The president is Donald Trump. Yes, but his son, I don't know about him. He has a crypto company. He's like scammed, probably billions of dollars. He stole money, but he's good.

He's a good businessman. He's making money. Yeah, Martin's his money, my friend. Martin Luther King did not billions. No, but he saw the revolution. He did something for other people. Yeah. And you know, so would you, if you could bring back Martin Luther King Jr. at the cost of Donald Trump Jr., would you do it? I don't know. No, you don't know. I don't know this thing, but in which context you bring him in? Pull it closer to you? Yeah, I mean, which concept you bring him in. You meet some. You just say you bring him in. Why, why would you would you?

want to bring him in he's revived because he's from the past no you bring Martin Luther King Jr. back from hell and then we can how do you know he's in hell? Oh I know I know no good that's your opinion yeah maybe some people is different opinion would you give somebody a free ride if they had a gun if you have a gun why would he want to ride he will take the car oh he's a good guy he has limits He doesn't have money, but he doesn't want to take your livelihood. He just needs a ride. He doesn't need the gun.

I will give the ride without even gun. Fire flooring, don't do that because you're moving the mic away from him. Yes. Yo. He's doing purposely. No, no. He's doing purpose. Seriously.

Because it's cameras. He is annoying you. He's selling. He's trying to annoy you. No, that box is filled with billions of dollars worth of cameras. No, no, no. He's trying purposely. No, it's good cameras.

Those cameras look at them. That doesn't look like magic. Let's see. If you want one, you can have one. Yes. Let me see. Yeah. Maybe use that in your car in case somebody shows up with a gun. There you go. Yeah. The only issue is that it doesn't work. It's from like 100 years ago and the wire is

combobulated or something. I don't even know. You see the problem? No, you can make it work. Yeah. I need to go around. Maybe I can make it work. You think you can do it? Why not? But anyways, going back to that thing.

What about this? Would you give somebody? a free ride, they're, they have a bone sticking out of their leg. No, I will call 911. Yeah, they need to get to the hospital. 911, that's why there's ambulances. Yeah, but why don't you go? You take him to the ambulance.

It's not my job. Just to help him, though. It's not my job. So you leave him there? No, I won't leave it. I will stay there until ambulance come. I can't give him a ride when he's injured. No, no, you called ambulance.

Yes. You leave. You leave. You say, hey, stupid fucking guy already's like, I don't give a shit. Find where the location is on my phone and go. There you go. No, but I won't leave. I will wait for the ambulance, yes.

What if it's really a bad injury? Maybe you can run over his neck because then he doesn't have to suffer anymore. Oh my God, no. No? I'm not that kind of person, my friend. But you're actually helping him. You're putting him out. He's begging you.

Please. Run over my neck. Please. Nobody want to do that one, my friend. No, everybody wants to be with Martin Luther. He's begging you. He lived his life. This guy's life has been lived too.

His guy is living? No, he's a single alive. No, he's a bone is coming out of his head. He has bones coming out of his head. He's not. He's still alive. Imagine my hair is replaced with bones and blood clots from this guy. You gotta do it at that point. You have to do it. No. He's in severe pain. He's screaming. Please!

People are always, whenever they heard, they are in severe pain. That's what I'm saying. See, even this guy is in pain. Look. No, that's just his way of communicating. With aliens or with you? Right? See?

He built the whole cage for the aliens to come here. That's why he has all of those cameras. To watch them, he doesn't want to miss any UFO sightings. There you go. So coming, coming. Don't worry. Coming, coming. Do you think you'd be able to improve your taxi racing

If you put molding burgers all over your car and replace the windows with very loud speakers that are saying the window is open If people are hungry then yes. No, the burgers have mold. They'll make you sick. You'll die if you eat it The burgers then ho ho Then I have to maybe take my taxi to the downtown LA maybe over there. Yeah because and give you what the burgers to the homeless You know those black people in downtown LA. It's better than what they have. They have like like crawfish skulls it's crazy what they're eating over there have you ever been there yes you ever tried some of that food no yeah but I've been there but you don't want to try the food you stay away from it did you hear what he said bojack you know

the show Bojack Horseman that's his favorite show Bojack Horseman no who's your favorite character his very character is Bojack Bojack he did show is named after him you know like the show is Bojack Horseman and then the main character is Jack, force me. I never watch. Maybe check it out. Maybe after this I'm gonna check it out. Maybe after this I'm gonna check it out.

Who's the biggest matter chud you ever drove? How? So you're speaking my language now? Yeah, a little bit. I'm trying to... You know, I don't get it. Why always people learn bad language, bad words first? I don't...

You're under arrest. Take him, take him. It's like a fucking homeless guy or something. He needs to get out of here. Yes. Get him out of the studio. right now. How did you get in here? Can you get him out of here?

That guy needs to get out of here. How did he get in here? I didn't even notice him. He's coming back. No, keep the door lock. Get him out of here. Get him away. Get him out of the building. We'll move on. Actually, no, no, no. I forgot the question. Exactly. That guy just fucked with my whole mind there. Yeah, who's the biggest mother showed you ever drove? Fucking annoying passenger. You want to kill.

No, I don't want to kill, but I had an annoying one. Yeah, what happened? We drove, he bought something. After 40 minutes, he just stopped here. I want to buy something. He bought it. Then we go out. I have to drop him like literally to two left turn. Yeah.

So I make a left turn. My car, the wheels, touch the middle lane. He started yelling. I don't know how to drive. Yeah. And all, whatever he can say, he does. Like, who let you drive, all those things? Just because the tie touched the middle lane.

Right, because it went over the line a little bit. A little bit. And there's nobody has only alone driving. So yes. Yeah. So what did you do after he did that? You got him out of the car? Yes, I said, you know what?

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Please play responsibly. Did you let him arrive at his destination or you caught it short? No. No, I took him to the hit-as mission. Okay. Why did you let him win? Until today, I never leave anybody behind my family. Always finished him.

No, you should have left him. You should have drove the other direction. Maybe next time. Maybe. But no, my friend, my job is to deal with all kind of people. There can be good people, bad people, right people, wrong people. Red people. Oh, even today, believe me, I went to airport, and the one guy was in front of me.

He said, you go take this person because he's black. I don't want to take the black person. Even today it happened, literally at the airport. You're saying you didn't want to take the black person. The other guy. He said you go ahead and take the black people. I don't want to take it. Yeah, because the passenger,

because that other guy doesn't want to get robbed. No, I didn't get robbed. Oh, you took that guy? I took the guy. I took the guy. So it's okay. Did you end up okay? Yes, I'm here.

I'm happy everything is okay. Yeah? So everybody, my friend, I never, this is the work. I do. Why don't you hire a fake passenger to sit in your car and try to steal items from the real passenger? Fake passenger to real passenger? Yeah, you know like Uber share when you can take multiple people? Uber have it.

Taxi doesn't have that one. You could just lie. Say, oh, it's another rider. And then the guy the whole time is trying to grab shit from his pockets, trying to steal the purse, but he's doing it sadly. Where do you get these kind of ideas? I know, it's like unbelievable smart genius business. Yes, exactly. Why I don't think about those things?

You know where I got this from? I was in New York. I was on Wall Street. Okay. And I found a note. It was in an envelope that had a metal seal on it. So I had to take it to a decryptor. One of those guys who has magic powers.

The guy used the magic powers. You're sure he's asking the right question? Or he'll give him the ideas? I don't think he's capable of thinking of multiple words at once. Oh, he does. Look. How many ideas you have in front of him? One idea.

It's all the same. No, no. He's multiple ideas. No, that's one idea. One, one. Yes. Like the table is another idea, but that's all just one. Maybe if you count the box, it's cameras and holding it's really just one idea.

Oh man. See? He's going to race one too. Yeah, isn't that just wonderful? He's going to racing for Formula One. He just give you money? Yes, but it's fake money with his picture on it. But I told you he's the president, remember?

So it's real money. President of whom? Of my business. He's my man. manager. See, you listen to his ideas, man. So what do you think? Would you ever try that with the fake passenger? No, not yet.

But if they're stealing like diamond bracelets and diamond earrings and phones, you could make way more money than you are right now. No, I'm happy with what I'm making. More is always better, though, is what they say. The more the merrier. I believe if you are happy, it's better than money. But it can be both. It can be both.

Happy and money. So maybe try it out. Okay, but who give you these ideas? I want to know the person. I told you. Or it's coming from there. Well, some of them, yes. It's too heavy up there maybe.

Yeah, it's just, I have to extract some of them. There's like gooing, goo in there, and I have to take it out and put it on a notepad. Yes. Could an extremely large dog with a gun kill a very small dog without arms or legs? What do you think? a huge dog, a massive dog, size of you or me is like 200 pounds Now me, 225, come on man

No, there could be a dog Come on, I'm 225, you cut 25 pound already, come on What do you mean? Oh, you're saying you're bigger than 200 Well, maybe I'm helping on giving you a compliment Okay Okay, so 225 pound dog And the dog is a genius, he has a gun and it's basically a human How about, I'll rephrase it

A 225 pound human with a gun versus a very small dog without arms or legs. He can't fire the gun? Why can't he fire the gun? He's a dog. No, I rephrase it. It's just a human now. It's a human with a gun. And a dog, a shitty little dog.

You know, like a chihuahua, a very small. I hope he won. They're in a fight. They're in like the Coliseum. Whoever doesn't win has to die regardless. Huh? I have to see my friend. I can't kill anybody.

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Yes. Weeds and leaves and stuff. But it has nothing to do with the taxi driver. I'm a farmer a long time ago. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. So there's some secrets that farmers know about farming. What are secrets that taxi drivers know about farming? That only taxi drivers know.

About farming? Yeah. I don't think so. They know anything about the farming? I don't think so. Maybe that's a secret they know? They don't know anything about it? Maybe.

Well, it's not really a secret. That can be one of them. That's one of them. Yes. Or they know maybe transport the things. Yeah, they're transporting. Yeah, they're transported. But that's kind of like a trucker, you know.

That's not really like a taxi driver. No, they need them to. Sometimes they call a taxi and just put some shit in your car. Yes? Yeah, that's interesting. Look, where I come from, there, we don't have trucks over there. Yeah, you guys don't even have phones. We do.

Oh, you do? We do. I thought you guys were still communicating with like drawing elephants in stones. That's what people believe, my friend. Yes. That's not true? That's not true. Oh, okay.

you're from Pakistan and you want to destroy India no yes do you have I don't know very good ideas yes great ideas

great ideas that one's just from Twitter I mean I see these guys go crazy at each other they want to kill each other they don't like each other I agree with you okay so

people don't like each other when they are there when they come here they like each other no no well I'm saying like Americans and the Canadians, they're fine, you know. Canadians and the Germans are fine. Yeah, Pakistan, India.

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Yeah, well, that's never going to work. You've got to pick a side and that's it. No, politics is a very bad thing, my friend. What if Bangladesh is actually, they're playing like a spy game? It's like, oh, I'm on your team. I'm on your team. I'm on your team. They keep tricking the other guy.

That's pretty smart. If they are, if in this case they are making money, they are good. Well, their country is clearly not making that much money. But, you know, maybe one day. That's what they are doing, hopefully one day. Do you have midget fatigue? Major fatigue? Yeah.

You know what a midget is? One of those tiny little monsters. Those guys, they're like this tall. The little people. You never met one? No. Not a kid. like, I don't know how to describe it other than a little monster or a midget.

It's just a really small person that has a growth problem. What? I have met small people. No, but like, yeah. So I'm saying, are you fatigued with them here? I've had enough. That's what I think. No.

They always have problems. He's like, I need to help them get something. It's your problem, not mine. I don't want to help you. I have shit to do. See, when I come to the taxi, my friend told me that you're going to deal with A lot of people. Yeah.

Like different, different. But I told him I can handle anybody, everybody. To me, it doesn't matter. Yeah, but some of them are so small they can't even get into your car. And then as they get older, their legs stop working. Like, their legs start turning into circles. You see in my car, right? Yeah, it's a big car.

Yeah, it has the ramp. So if people cannot get in, they can get on the ramp. No, but they're not in wheelchairs because they're not crippled. They can walk too. Can they crawl? You put it up? can do. Since they're really small, I mean, they're probably like 30 pounds.

You could just grab them by the leg and throw them in there. Would you do that to help them? Throw their head at the window? I think you are helping them enough. Yes, but with these ideas. I believe you are helping them enough. Yes. I'm glad to.

Well, actually, I'm not glad. I'm fatigued with them. I'm tired of it. I can think of it. You have good ideas. What's the biggest tip you've ever got driving somebody? That's a funny story too. Yeah?

Yes. Once I was driving, one guy. Ask, I went over there, he put the destination and pick up the same spot. Okay. So I have to pick him up and I have to drop him the same, same spot. So he's just getting in your car and then getting out. So he gets in, then I asked him, I start laughing. I know he's not gonna stay here, he has to go somewhere.

Yeah. So I saw loving, he said, why you are stopping? I say, you want me to move the car and drop you and drop you right here. Yeah. What are you talking about? I'm like, because. you put the same destination as pick up spot. He said, no.

I say, yes. He said, no. I say, okay, hold on. Let me show you. I show him that he started laughing. Okay. But he wanted to go from Westwood to Santa Monica. Is that a big distance?

Like, what, an hour or so? No, it was like 10 minutes. Okay. And he's the one who gave me biggest tip so far. What did he give you? Will you say how much? $100. $100?

That's the biggest you got. Why, he just felt bad? Because he was laughing. All alone. Maybe you do that to more passengers. If that tactic works, you tell them they did the same location and tell them it's funny. Like, oh, oh, you did the same location. Ha, ha.

And then you laugh with them. And then you're, you get them off guard and then you get that fake passenger to start stealing their money. Seriously, I have to get into your head to hold these things work. Well, I'm giving you these ideas for free. Doing this all good idea. Throwing midgets at the window. I think today I don't have to go to a home. I have a lot of good ideas.

And I'm giving you these for free. Sometimes I charge people for this. This is on the house. Okay. Are you from America? Yes. That would suggest no. Yes.

That wobble on your head would suggest no. Yes. When you say yes and you go, yes. No, I don't know about that. Maybe you are asking because you have an eye standing outside. No, no. I stopped with that. It wasn't making me enough money.

Ah. I heard they're making good money? No, I'm not part of vice. I used to call them on people and then I would say, can I get something? And they go, no, what are you talking about? So why am I going to help them if they're not paying me? I'm basically part of the government as like a free agent and they're not even giving me anything.

They're not offering me a job. A lot of them actually think I'm a sick individual for doing that for nothing. So what am I going to keep helping them for? Okay. What is the best way to do you? What is the best way to kill somebody without getting away with it? Seriously. Without getting away with it.

No. What do you think? I don't think killing man anything. I tell you. No, no, just a hypothetical. Hypothetically. Hypothetic, I never think about that. Well, let's think about it now.

Just see what can come to your mind. You don't want to get away with it. You want to do it and you want to be caught immediately in the quickest way possible. No, thank you. I don't want to go. to jail. No, no, not you. Just somebody's asking you for this advice. What would you tell them? Don't do it. No, but they're dead set on this. They say, no. Just give me advice. Okay, they're writing a TV show and they needed help with this. Oh, they are smarter than me. They'll figure it out. Why are they smarter than you?

Because they are right. That's their job. Writing makes them smarter? I would, I would differ with that. I've met some writers and I met a midget writer. It's impossible for him to be smarter because his brain. He's decided. of that wire not the camera that's the size of a normal brain the size of that wire that's the size of his brain so it's not how do you know because I met him and he see what do you mean see that that proved anything what did he say what did he said he made a noise he said yes he's not a midgett though he's a little short kind of looks like a midget actually but he's not a midget he's a little too tall to be a midget see he's gonna show you you make him mad No, you're not immediate.

He's going to show it to you. See? You're not immediate. Yes. Do it, do it, do it, do it. There you go. Wee. See?

See what you get? Oyey! Are you helping him? You guys are cops? You told me you give so many ideas. Look, look. See? See?

We never give these kind of ideas. Oh man. It's not over yet. Still mad? Calm down, my friend. Okay. See? He's not a midget.

He's extremely tall and powerful. Maybe next is me, man. No. He's just his brain is small. The rest is okay. No, his brain is huge. Huge brain. Extremely intelligent.

Look how many cameras are. Wow. I'm telling you. I'm telling you he's so small. He is just the brain is small. The rest is good. The brain is huge. Look, you're starting to be.

piss him off. You want to get attacked? No. Okay. So I don't listen. Okay. That's like the seventh time that happened just while I was trying to get this podcast set up today. So how many ideas you give to him before me? How many ideas I give to him? I'm not giving him any. He's working on your idea. When I offer him an idea, he gets offended by it. He gets upset.

I say, you want to hear an idea I had for you? And he punches me in the fucking jaw. See? So you never give an idea. Yeah, that's a good piece of advice. To anybody, as a matter of fact. No, no, specifically. Yeah, he's, this is just... Yeah, a huge brain. Yes.

Following up on that violent stuff from earlier, as a passenger ever made you so upset, you wanted to explode their head? No. No? I bet I don't... That might be a lie. You're trying to sound...

No. Yes. They were annoying you, like that guy from earlier, you wanted... Yeah, that one... You wanted to go like this. What is this? Your money is not good enough anymore, my friend. E!

Theory. What did you just say? Nothing. You'll figure it out. Tararia? Is that what you said? You have to figure it out? That's what I thought. Am I right or no?

What? Tararia? Is that what you said? No. Why are poor people so interested in eating the rich? It's not like they will taste any better because they have more money. Poor people... Tastes rich?

No, you see those poor people all the time. they have the signs, eat the rich. They're not going to taste better because they have more money. How do you know? That's actually, that's a very good point. Have you ever been poor? No, well, I have. I'm rich.

So have you ever been poor? Does this suggest rich to you? Yes. This is a suggestion of a wealthy person? Not wealthy, but maybe rich. Yeah, I guess I'm using those words interchangeably. I still don't think this is a great representation of a rich person. This is a representation of something God.

wrong, something bad happening. Yeah, but I'm a big money long. Always poor want to read rich people. Yeah, well, are you planning on collecting a lot, like making a big savings and then going back to Pakistan? No. Because with the amount of money you're making here, it's like you'd be basically the king over there. That's true. So do you live in like a big house here?

Yes. Oh, you do? Yeah. Is it like a mansion? No, a good house. So I'm saying if you live in a good house here, you could live in a castle over there. You could have a house here. You could have a house here. You could have a house. You could have people crawling around trying to... Oh, my friend.

I don't know where you guys get this idea that people will crawl over you. No, people without legs. That doesn't happen. How else can they move around? They walk. They don't have any legs. Why would anybody crawl over anybody? Because they're missing their legs.

What else can they do? Before you are telling me the poor, if you are rich, people crawl over you. No, no, I'm saying that the poor people, they always say they want to eat the rich. Well, I guess you made a good point. How do I know? But my educated guess is that a rich person wouldn't taste any better than a poor person. Yes.

You can say yes. So you'd rather if the poor people eat the poor people? Why would they eat people? They eat their money. Take their money. Eat the money? Why would you want to go after them? Because they're hungry.

You can't eat money. You're going to eat it. That's how you're going to make it. Money is zero calories. You'll get a stomach cake and you'll shit. out the money. You can buy with the money. Okay. Whatever you want to eat. You can't eat rich. No, you can't.

You can't eat rich. Rich is what? You cannot buy food with stolen money. It's illegal. You'll go to jail. But you can't eat rich either. That's that. That's also the problem. The guy, well, cannibalism is illegal, but maybe if you go with the guy somewhere, a different country, Pakistan, Bangladesh, it's okay over there or no? To do what? To eat people. Oh my God.

I would love to see under that brain of yours. Yeah, part of it is brown and part of it is green. And I'm having a hard time deciding which one I like more. And you are deciding he has a small one. No, he has a huge brain. No, he has a huge brain. He's giving me this. I don't know what he means.

He is giving me this. I don't know what this means. Huge brain. Yeah. It's shocking that he's able. You see? You see the fingers? He's saying this or this.

It's shocking that he's even able to. to be in this room with how large his brain is. But still he has a normal sighter. Nothing unusual. Very nice haircut in a nice head. Good, okay. He's thinking. He's thinking if he's upset.

Yes. I'm just giving him. But I think he's getting upset. No. He's getting there. He's getting there. Are you trying to get me attacked again? No, no, he's getting there.

No, it's not cool. Let me move man. I think he's mad now. I need to move other side. I don't think he's going to listen to you, but if you want to offer him... Are you interested in switching seats? No, he doesn't want it. Well, he's moving around. I don't know what he's planned.

No, but he's coming to you. No, not for me. No. Not for me, see? Look, I have... I don't have any money. I don't have any money. See? He's coming for you.

Yes. Don't give wrong signals. Oh, that's become friend. That's not a piece. That's not a piece. That's not a piece. That's not a piece. That's not a piece. That's enough. You did that. That was your fault. You encouraged that behavior. Yes, because you are giving me the signs. What signs did I give you? Yes. Okay, we're almost done. We just have a couple more. Oh man. See, he's become nice.

Yeah, because he just beat the shit, he just shot me into a wall. Let me see if the wall is okay, man. Wall is okay. Okay. Now, now he's okay. That's why I didn't take that seat. Yeah. You see?

Well, he was never planning on it. He was just planning on hurting me. So that is the seed. He's not the you. No, it's me. He doesn't like me because you made him see. I said he's very small. Maybe I'm doing the same thing for me.

I think it has a lot more to do with me than this seat. Christ. Yes. Breathe, breathe, my friend. Breathe. If you get into an accident while driving someone, who is at fault? You are the passenger? It's always passenger, my friend.

Why would it is my fault? I have no idea what you just said. You said he's, oh, no, no, my friend. Why would it is my fault? I understood my friend, my fault. See, you make him mad again. No, now he's playing. He's having fun time.

Yes. We're saying that again, but a little slower maybe? I really didn't understand any of that. I understood my friend. I'm happy we're friends, but I didn't get it. I didn't understand what you said. It's not my fault. You're driving the guy.

Yes. You're driving a passenger on a taxi and you get into an accident. Is it your fault or the passenger? It's car's fault, my friend. Cars' fault. Yes. Why is it the car's fault? Why would it hit the other car?

Because you turned it in that direction or you pressed the gas pedal? And the car didn't listen to me? Which car? Your car or the other guy's car? Either one of us. No, no. Is the car's fault? Why would a car hit another car?

I'll simply, because the car doesn't have a brain like it's smart as him. Let me simplify. You crash into a pole. It's a government's pole or private. A water or a what? It's belonged to government or is a private? Gormale. It is belonged to the city or is belonged to the person.

Is that a friend of yours? Gormale. Then no problem. No problem. No problem. What? I think we're having two different conversations. You're saying you're trying to tell me your friend his name is Gormali

Gorman Gordnaman? Is he Armenian or something? What's up with us? Probably. Okay. What's his last name? He doesn't have a last name. Yeah, there's gonna be a problem if they asked for license and registration. They're gonna see a car crashed into the side of the thing. I mean, there's gonna be a huge problem. For whom? For your friend Gordon, I'm man. Oh no, he's cool. Yeah, he doesn't he's not gonna be cool to the police, they're going to need to see identification. I'm just looking out for you. I'm just trying to help.

No, it's okay. And let me ask you this, if you were driving, I'm sure a lot of the time you pass those homeless encampments where there's a lot of tents, people sleeping in tents. Let's say you were driving there and there was a guy, long neck. He's the next guest coming in in a couple minutes. He's this

you would be able to tell him. He's kind of this short guy. He weighs about 27 pounds. And He looks like if he doesn't eat something immediately, he's going to die within the next hour. Would you drive him away? People, homeless people are chasing him. For some reason, they think he's one of the rich. They're trying to eat him.

Okay. Yeah. Would you help him? Sure. But this comes at the cost of your car. Because the homeless people are going to be able to smash your car apart while he gets in. I will help him. And take in mind, Longneck, he hasn't been doing well for about eight years.

And who knows if, I doubt he made any money then. And if he did, he certainly doesn't have any. any left over so he's not going to be able to repay you and I mean your insurance it's like they're not going to cover the costs it's really the cost is coming straight to you I'll still help even if you're losing like thousands tens of thousands okay well that's it because I need a film with long neck now unfortunately we need to find somebody with long neck no he's coming in right now oh 30 he's what is that another friend of yours what's his name out there it's not it's a praise okay well thanks for coming I

Yes, anytime. We're done. Good one, my friend. You did the best one.