The Matan Show - Matan Interviews Young Man With Down Syndrome

Episode Date: October 11, 2026

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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Damien Terran, a young online influencer, We Down syndrome. Hi, guys. Thanks for coming. For today's co-host, we have my manager, VaraFlooring. Welcome in ViroFlooring. Great to meet you. Thanks for coming.

Sure, welcome, man. If you could just pull the mic close your mouth and then introduce yourself and your condition maybe for anybody who might not know you. I'm Damien, I.K.A. Instagram. What's good? Can you tell people a little bit about your condition if they don't know what it is or maybe they're unfamiliar with it? I don't know. Right.

Do you learn about women and relationships from the Fresh and Fit podcast? You know, those two guys, Myron and Coconuts, they have that podcast in Miami where they talk to girls. And there's a lot of important and valuable information to learn from them about women and relationships, how not to get screwed over as a man and how to know your worth. I don't know Do you watch them I never watch Would you want to go on their show maybe

The show's yeah You want to go Yeah kind of Okay I'll see what I can do Maybe I can help set that up Very wholesome question So people don't get mad at me for doing this episode Oh see let's go again

Yeah exactly That's what I was saying You know You don't want people to get mad and Think I'm doing anything wrong This is he's having fun He wants to be here Right?

Sure, police. Police? You want the police? You don't want the police, right? Nah. No police. He's not a snitch. I just want everybody to know this is a fun episode.

He actually reached out to me on Instagram, right? Excellent. That's actually what I was thinking. I was just too scared to say it. I respect you a lot because sometimes I'll be thinking something and I don't want to say it, but there's nothing stopping you and you'll get straight to the truth of. Truth of the matter, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. What is your favorite vegetable? Green beans. Green beans? Yeah. If you had to make a top three list, why would you put? What's number one, what's number two, and what's number three? Ain't water in a butt.

What? In the water in a butt. Yeah. Water? Grapes. Grapes? Okay. I like grapes as well.

That's a good answer. What is the best money advice you've ever got? I don't know. Got to think about it. There's a lot of good lessons out there. Sometimes you'll meet these scammers, these fakers, or maybe just fools with bad advice. They're talking to you about crypto.

They're talking to you about investing in real estate in a different state because the margins are better or some sort of income taxes after you hold on to certain things, like stocks for long enough. And then you think about it. And it's like, I would have been better off holding the money here. or maybe I should have bought a house with it. What's the best advice you've ever got? Fuck bitches spend money.

Fuck bitches and spend money? Yeah. Who told you that? Probably a very evil person. That's my manager right here. Your manager told you that? Okay, e cacao, why now? That doesn't seem like a great thing to bestow upon you, but I guess maybe if that's the only money advice you've ever gotten,

then it would technically qualify as the best, right? You see what I'm saying? I don't know. Okay. Do you think Jake Paul should consider you as a potential future boxing opponent? I'll fight this dude. You'll fight him? Yeah.

People have been criticizing him. They say that he wants to fight people who are not on his level. What do you think? You think you would do a good job? Would you be doing it for the money or for the legacy? That was actually pretty good. That was actually way better than when I asked Joshua Block to do it. By multitudes better.

That was a good job. How much would he have to pay you to accept that? What would you have to get to fight him? I fight him in the money, son. Not about the money? Yeah. Awesome. Are you a Groyper?

No. Now it seemed like a definite no. That's the first definite no we got this whole time. Are you familiar with the Groypers? Hmm. The far-right conservatives on Twitter? Nah, not a Twitter, bro. No, not on Twitter.

or a grape, okay pizza Or ham Pizza or hamburger Pizza or hamburger Pizza burger that's fire Pizza burger fire Yeah

But which one is better Pizza or hamburger Burger? Burger is better Yeah Can you please explain In extensive details Why you believe that

People get hungry It's true People get hungry They don't know what to eat A burger is a good option It has a lot of protein. Probably more protein for calorie than pizza. Is that why you were thinking that?

Pizza sucks, but burger goat is. Pizza, to translate what he said, he said, pizza sucks, but burger goaded. Is that what you said? Yeah, the burger is golden. That's your favorite food? Yeah. Excellent. I just want to remind anybody that I'm being very nice and I'm not doing anything wrong.

Isn't that right? Yeah. Yes, and he doesn't want the police. How many ears do you have? Hint, it is more than one, but less than three. John Sina, is that what I was getting there? Are you a big wrestling fan? Yeah.

Okay, but think about John Sina. He probably has the same amount of ears as you. How many? He's retired. He's retired. What did you say? He's retired. I don't think I can say that, especially right now.

He's retired. Oh, he's retired? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Are you a big John Sina fan? Your big wrestling fan? Yep. And how many ears do you think John Cena has?

More than one? Less than three. Three. I'm going to have to be honest with you. That's not the correct answer. And I don't want to be mean. I just have to put it out there. We can try again, though.

Or we can move on. Would you go on an all-expenses paid trip to Afghanistan if I were to provide it? I don't know what's up with this dude right here, bro. That's my manager. bar flooring. He could sign you. He does management. He works with all types of people. Have you been thinking about getting into music? Yeah. He signs those record deals. He'll give you a million dollars. But then you have to pay it back with interest. However, you do get a million dollars budget. So he's really giving you a loan. But then again, it's kind of tough sometimes

to get a loan, especially for creative endeavors, which is why people have to go into the industry and also they have a lot of connections they can connect you with other artists get you better deals if you're trying to get somebody on your song something like that he's able to help you with all that type of stuff oh back to that that last question would you go to Afghanistan on in all expenses pay trip no no again that's probably the right answer and you didn't even give it a sure you like a for sure no you said not really which is even better than no because maybe there's something in it

for you. They would make it good enough to do it. That's what I was thinking too. Sometimes I ask such stupid bullshit that there shouldn't even be a response to my questions. Which fast food restaurant has the best mac and cheese? That's my favorite food. That's my favorite food. Mac and cheese? Yeah. I thought you said it was burgers. You could have multiple foods you like, but only one can be your favorite. Is it burgers or mac and cheese?

Maca and cheese. Okay. What about mac and cheese or cake? Salad. Salad? Yeah. Okay. So burgers are really dropping here. Unless this is like a rock paper scissors type of thing, but I'm going to assume it's not.

I'm just going to assume you don't remember what you said a second ago. So what do you like more? Salad or burgers? Salad. So that's your favorite then? Salad? Yep. That's a great answer.

That's a great answer. But which fast food restaurant has the best mac and cheese? out of all of them. I don't know. I hub, did you say? They probably have a pretty good one. That's what I was thinking. I just want to make something clear, by the way, for anybody watching.

This is not a tactical move here to have my manager of our flooring play with the train. I bought that from IKEA a couple of weeks ago, and then it just happened to this episode he was playing with the train. That was not a tactical decision. However, if he wants to play with the train, you absolutely feel free, okay? See, he seems happy about it, which means you shouldn't be upset about it.

And this, is this all a bit that you're doing? I don't know. You don't know? Are you, are you playing with me? Are you working on a completely different level than I, than I could even consider? You're keeping me in the dark. You don't want to tell me either way.

I'm a dog feeder. You're a dog feeder. Is that what you said? Yeah. What does that mean? You give him, them food, you eat them, or maybe you just said, I don't have a catfish. Dog feeder.

Oh, Darth Vader. Yeah. I thought you said you're a dog feeder. Okay, that's my advice. It takes me a second sometimes. Either way, it would have been okay with me. And what is your net worth? I don't know.

You don't know what your net worth is? I know that is. Well, a lot of people without money, if you ask them what their net worth is, they're going to assume it's nothing, right? But net worth accounts for everything you have. So this shirt, for example, those pants, that necklace you're wearing, it's all technically your net worth. And if you want to get really tricky about it, you could even say your hair is part of your net worth. I'm going to tell me. That's a cool ass chain.

It's cooler than any chain I got. But what I was saying about the net worth is people don't usually account for all of the things that go into it. What I was saying is that even your hair, you could probably. probably cut it off, sell it for a wig. And even if that was $5, if you originally accounted for $0 or $5,000, now you'd be at $5 or $10. Edgar, bro. Edgar, bro. Oh, the haircut, I see.

Is that how you want to look? Yep. Excellent. Do you believe in manifestation? Yep. You do. Do you usually, I mean, you just believe in it, or this is something you've tested in practice and it's affected your life?

Kind of. What have you tested manifestation on? Usually every night, I'll try to manifest for things. Usually then my house turns into one big large square in the middle of the jungle. But it's never happened. Maybe if I manifest hard enough, it will eventually happen. Alternatively, sometimes I manifest that I'll get struck by lightning. Because that's a cool way to go out.

People wouldn't really be that sad about it. and then it's not like I'm killing myself where people are like, oh, that guy was a bitch or something, you know what I mean? I got to go out in a cool way, but I technically did it myself and then I could kind of take credit for myself

because I manifested it, but people would never know that. If you ever manifested for something, something that high level? Sometimes. Sometimes. Any examples? If not, you don't have to share

if it's private. Yeah. Okay, we'll keep it to ourselves. I probably should have kept that to myself too. Do you think when my sponsors find out who the guest is this week, they will request a refund? Or entirely cancel all remaining slots. You want me to repeat the question? Yeah.

Okay. Do you think when my sponsors find out who the guest is this week, they will request a refund? Nah. Do you think they'll be happy about it? And that's no slight to you. They might just think I'm a huge pile of shit, which I'm not. He reached out to me on Instagram and I love this guy. And I'm going to give him a bunch of mac and cheese and salads after like he wanted.

True. So what I'm talking about? He knows it's true. Who are you to get mad if he's not upset? Who are you to judge me for such a thing? Listen, if you're going through what he's going through, I doubt you're upset about this. And if you're not, then it's kind of like abortion with women. Only they get to talk about it.

You see what I mean? Isn't that true? Yeah. Exactly. Are you upset right now or you're happy? Happiness. Happiness. These guys living in pure happiness.

Yeah. Are you happy to meet me? Yeah. Am I one of your best friends? I biggest friend of him. You're a best friend of mine, you said. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

So go fuck yourself, all you people who are like sort of intelligent and realize what's happening. But we'll dim it down with the questions. I just gave you a couple weird ones. Hey, guys, sorry for the interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Factor. daily routine has took a hit these last couple months but Factor has helped me stay on track. One of the best things about Factor is that the meals are chef crafted and dietician designed. They have these two guys, a chef and a dietician locked in a box and they're always trying to fight each other,

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That's actually weird. You sleep in the weird circle? Yeah. Unfortunately, and there's a very, very minor chance I'm wrong here, but I think that's probably not the right answer. I would bet that you sleep in a bed, right? Not a weird white circle that is devolved. Not really, I slept the couch. You sleep on the couch.

So actually, I was offering you a multiple choice, but neither one of them was right. But I didn't know that. That's something to consider. Maybe I did know that, but I didn't. Or maybe you're sleeping in a weird white circle that is devolving into a couch because that's all. of the thoughts in your brain. Hmm. That's actually an easy question.

It's an easy question. You know, sometimes I have guests on this show. I'll ask them questions and they'll say, what's up with these fucking questions? I don't get any of them. That's the first time I've ever had a guest say, that's an easy question, which just represents that I'm not doing anything wrong.

And your happiness. Your name is happiness, right? Yeah. Yeah. He's, what was your original name when you came in here? Damien. Damien. His name was Damien and now his name is happiness to represent that he's living in pure magic.

He's like majestic right now, is in that right? You're like some sort of creature that is so unbelievably happiness that you've changed your name to happiness to embody that that is all... All that you are. Yeah. Fuck you, Lip Tards. Got a lot of that. Do you think the Native Americans have been fairly compensated? Hopefully not.

Hey, listen, that's kind of what I was thinking. That's probably the best answer you gave so far That's my favorite one at least Some of these celebrities I have on Going back to what I said a second ago They're scared of what they're going to say But you don't give a shit You're willing to tell it how it is

Technically fair compensation would mean giving them back America And we don't want that to happen Yeah Fuck you liberals again got you You have the haters Fuck the haters and the liberals Yeah But we love fresh and fit

Yeah! Yeah! We love fresh and fit. Would you want to start a fresh and fit style podcast with me? Every week, me and you, we can sit at a long table. It'll be me and you, and on the other end, will be four not particularly famous only f***ens people, and we'll diminish them over the course of an hour. But they're not going to be comfortable saying anything mean to you. And probably not even comfortable saying anything to me mean to me either because of how weird I've made the situation.

So we'll just win by default. every time and they're not going to want to leave either because that could be a bad look and for some reason some of these only f***le-stars think that they may end up becoming traditional celebrities in the long run so they're going to want to stay there without insulting me and I'm going to be bashing them and the whole

time you're probably just going to be eating mac and cheese and shit and spitting at their face that's crazy we can start that show soon I got to get in contact with fresh and fit maybe I'll steal the whole the whole set idea the show I have an idea for the title what do you think Maton and happiness.

The Maton Happiness Happiness Happiness We could just call it happiness That's a good idea It's an easier title It's just one word It's a more global word too

Matan is a bit more niche It's crazy how I don't even think of this shit sometimes And you just get You get to the final conclusion Way before me And I think I'm a smart guy How many hours

Do you sleep every night I sleep every day You sleep every day Yeah For how many hours 400 hours? Yep A day?

Yep Are you in some sort of hibernation or some sort of psychosis or what? Kind of Kind of? Yeah Okay, that makes sense Unfortunately I don't think somebody can sleep

400 hours in a day But maybe This whole time All these stupid scientists Who have been estimating how many hours there are in a day, having taken into account a bunch of shit that they haven't thought about yet,

and there's actually 400 hours in a day. Or maybe there's like 1,200. Because you sleep 8 hours in a day, there's 24, which implies 33% of the day. Maybe there's 1,200 hours in a day, really, and you're sleeping 400. Is that what you're trying to say, really? That these scientists aren't up to date yet,

and they're working on backwards experiments that they did hundreds, if not thousands of years ago? Kind of. Kind of. Salad. Yeah. Mac and cheese is really cool, too, with Cody Rhodes. Yeah.

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I'm shy. Spy? I'm shy in a camera. You're shy. in the camera, what does that mean? It's camera shy. Oh, camera shy. I'm saying the, let's say the United States government, let's say they need to do it.

It would be very risky of them to potentially send an agent into North Korea or China or something. So they send you in and they replace your eyes with cameras. They're not going to want to be mean to you over there. Countries like that already have a reputation a little bit where people are scared to go. And they want to increase the tourist. They want to get some more money for tourism like Italy or France. But the United States government will take advantage of that, replace your eyes with cameras, and gain a bunch of info. The Chinese might even let you into some government building, thinking that they're funny, and then oops, the United States government is able to shut everything down from the inside.

I don't know. Again, it's probably the right answer. Neither do I. I don't even know what I'm talking about, to be honest, let alone if that's even possible. Could you give me a breakdown of your daily routine? No. No? Okay, that's fine. I don't want to push you on that. Baba, jambolo, poco, it's a fish-fash,

Mazano Lang, Bobola, John Costal. Okay. It's tough to get him. He can't be tricked by nothing. Because he doesn't give a shit. Usually I'll have a guest on. I'll ask them some dumb shit to trick them. I'll get him and then they'll be a little embarrassed after him. And think how that's going to affect their image. He doesn't give a fuck.

He would stab me and rip my head off right now. now if it meant that he would be able to eat mac and cheese. Am I right about that? Kind of. You see what I'm saying? I'm at a complete loss here. There's nothing I can do. I've been fully defeated here,

but I'll move forward because I'll accept defeat like a man. How do you make and accumulate most of your money? The money? The money. I know. Yes, the money. How do you get it? Get rich.

Get rich? Yeah. How do you get rich? That's the real question here. For young entrepreneurs. What's your best advice for young entrepreneurs to learn from you? I don't know yet. You don't know yet.

But you may know some time in the future. Yeah. Again, that's truly the right answer. Oh man, I'm fucking, I'm fucked here. And it's a little, it's a bit of a touchy subject. But what are your thoughts on the war in Gaza? That could mean lots of different things. I'm a cool guy.

It's true. It's not an answer to my question, but you are a cool guy. That's a good way to get rid of my questions, though. I ask you something you don't want to answer, and you say a fact that I can't dispute. But I'll try one more time. What are your thoughts on the war in Gaza? You can answer you're a cool guy if that's preferred.

Do I have something in my hair? Do you fucking with me? Are you trying to trick me? Yep. Do you ever, what do you do, how do you usually play games? And which games do you play? Black Ops 3. Black Ops 3?

That's a good game. Which mode do you usually play? Multiplayer, zombies, campaign? Escape 3. Escape 3? Yeah. Is that a mode in Black Ops? Black Ops, yeah.

Black Ops? That's not by the play. Oh, Skate 3. Is that what you said? Yeah. So you play Black Ops 3 and Skate 3? Yeah. But what mode?

on black up zombies mode what do you play multiplayer multiplayer multiplayer what's your favorite gun aka dirty aka dirty I'm gonna assume that means something it probably does okay 47 okay 47 there you go see I knew it meant something I knew you weren't just talking nonsense do you ever play do you ever play story mode games or you're kind of mostly just stories yeah which one's your favorite My favorite game with a Chitia. GTA. That's a story mode game. It's also multiplayer.

Which one do you prefer the multiplayer mode or the campaign mode? A game mode. Campaign mode? It's a bit of a controversial take, but honestly, it's a respectable answer. I'm just going to repeat this one. Very wholesome question so people don't get mad of me for doing this episode. Say yes. Yeah.

Come on. He looks like he's having it. fun. Give me a break. I know there's some guy in there. Listen, everybody's having fun. Are you, we're doing just to go over. Yeah, fun, fun, fun. Can you say that fun, fun, fun, fun? Say, fuck you, I'm

having fun. Can you say that? Fuck you have fun. Oh yeah. Liptard owned. Keep it to yourself next time. Who are you to speak for him? Cut back to the clip of him saying fun, fun, fun, fuck you. He finds that shit funny. He likes when I start saying cuss words.

Sometimes. Say, Fuck you, you fucking bitch-ass libtard. Fuck you, bitch-as. His words, not mine.

I know I told him to say it, and those were my words, but he said it, so it also became his words. And he said it more dominantly than me, so I would say it's his words now, actually.

Do you ever get loose? You guys ever get loose? Nah Nah, you kind of Keep it inside the house Yeah That's good You ever go on walks

I go walk every day You're gonna walk every day Yeah That's good And you know you never get loose You know not to do shit like that You're way too smart Yeah

That's good I'm out before you I wish I could walk every day Sometimes I get I get caught up in this whole internet thing I'm working I'm sending emails I don't even know what I'm doing

Or why I'm doing it anymore If all day This is the only thing I can do, and I'm doing it for some goal I've never even thought about what's the ending of it, then maybe I should just go for a walk. Yeah. They're very wise. Hey guys, surf with anruption.

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That's a good answer. But would you want to call the fire people? What do they call the fire hydrants? You call them and they show up those metal blocks that explode into water. Or maybe you're having trouble selling your house, actually. Is that what you're saying? You're having trouble selling your house. and you're hoping it burns down to get the insurance money.

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See, that guy's fucking crazy, isn't he? Yeah. That guy's a nut job. Don't even be scared of him. Fuck that guy. True. Say, fuck you, liberal. Yeah.

Fuck you low, bro. Hey, what's that with you? She's gonna fuck you up. Bitch ass, liberal. This is fresh and fit. This is the new fresh and fit. Can you say that? This is the new fresh and fit me and you.

Yeah. Can you say you're watching the fresh and fit podcast with maton in happiness? Yeah. That works too. Okay, we'll move on. Can you name every. ingredient in orange juice for a prize and I'm talking about traditional orange juice. Yeah, the old juice. That's correct. You win a basketball. Wow. Well, you can get it

later. You don't have to grab it right now. We'll get it for you on the way out. What do you people have against bugs? Bugs. Bugs. I know, yeah. What, what, what do you guys guys have against bugs eat the bugs I know that's that's kind of what I'm concerned about that you guys eat the bugs it's it's kind of crazy how I didn't even have to say it when I say that you guys eat bugs people look at me like I'm some sort of ableist but when I say what do you have against bugs and you say eat the bugs you're clear about it you know I'm not being ableist by asking that you admitted it so what do you guys have against bugs I don't

you don't know you just eat them because they look yummy yeah Well, there's the answer. I've been looking for the answer for a while and there it is. This whole time. See, this is what I'm saying. Sometimes when you think you're too intelligent, you think you're such a smart guy. Like I think about myself, you overlook what the answer is sometimes, which is the easy answer. Why does he eat bugs?

Because they look yummy. Yeah, I don't eat bugs. You do eat bugs. No. What? You just said you ate bugs. You can't take it back now. Did you get a call from your publicist?

Yeah. What do they say? You can't eat bugs? Listen, we all know you eat bugs, and I'm okay with it. Listen, when I was a little kid, I ate a bug before too, but I'm not autistic. Oh. Oh. Oh.

It's an appropriate response. What country are you from? Is that a funny one? Yeah. Yeah. What country? What do you think? LA the most

LA the most Yeah What does that mean I don't know all of the countries Is that a country It certainly could be There's like a hundred ninety of them or something Oh Florida

He's from the country of Florida That kind of makes sense Maybe he's making a political statement They want to separate Florida I've heard some people in Florida Suggesting they want Florida to become its own state Because all these people from other states Are you from other states are migrating there

For tax reasons And a bunch of other things Are you saying that Florida should separate and become its own country? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I agree with that, but maybe I should set up some sort of discussion between you and the failed mayor candidate, James Fishback. I'm sure he'll be running again in the next election. Maybe you could talk to him about that.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'll help with that. I'll see if I could pull some strings. What is your go-to looks-maxing technique? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. He doesn't want to tell me. He's gatekeeping, but that's fine. He's laughing at me. He has such a good fucking technique. He's laughing at me. He doesn't want to tell me. You've locked me out.

It's fine. I'll move on. Although I would like to know. What is your favorite inedible thing that you keep trying to eat? To eat that. Yeah. The wall, maybe? Yeah

You try to eat the wall sometimes Yeah That doesn't work I know It's tough It looks yummy sometimes But it's hard And there's no nutrients in it

So you end up just Getting really bad diarrhea Huh Yeah Listen it's a lesson We all have to learn Some Listen

Some of us It takes a while to learn Maybe you haven't learned it yet But you'll learn I had to learn That lesson too Oh Yeah

Okay I'll have to learn eventually Did you lose any money Investing in the Haktua coin Nah No And why not You didn't think it was a good investment

You didn't hear about it Yeah Which one Yeah it could mean yes for either I guess I know Yeah he didn't know about the Haktua coin You're probably pretty lucky

You missed out It seemed like a ripe investment opportunity I'm gonna buy it and then sell it immediately and rug pull everybody. But then I realized after I lost like 80 grand that, hey, I'm actually a big stupid fucking idiot because I'm not on the inside training. So by the time I'm buying it to sell it, it's already dropped.

It's only dropping more now. Are you telling me I got mugged here? Is that what you're telling me? Yeah. Then I'm an idiot for investing in Hucketua coin? Yeah. Where are you learning these things? Like the Rizzler face and fucking bitches and spending money?

Yep. Yep. Okay. That's an acceptable answer again. You probably don't want to tell me. He knows he's on video. He doesn't want to let me know who's telling him this. How do you think you compare intellectually to my next guest's long neck? Hmm. I don't know. You don't know? Well, he's about to come in in about five minutes. And I just wanted to know what you think. If you don't know, maybe you could meet him and get a better impression, you'll have to meet him real quick. All right. Okay. Well, that's it. Thanks for him.

coming on. I have to film with Long Neck now. I hope you enjoyed the show. This is okay to do if you're me and you and you're a good guy and you're happy, right? Yep. Can you just say real quick, say this. Say, Matan never did nothing wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Matan never did nothing wrong. Okay guys. Thanks for watching. Thanks for coming. Next next episode with Log Neck. and others see egos Bloomberg sees the era of billionaire athletes while others follow the noise we follow the money learn more at Bloomberg.com