The Matan Show - Matan Makes N3on Walk Off After Finally Confronting Him

Episode Date: February 22, 2026

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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Neon. Welcome in. You can come in now, please, and sit in the middle. Yes, sir. Oh, in the middle? In the middle. In the middle, yes. Why can't I sit over there?

Because there's no mic over there. For today's co-host, we have Mike. Welcome in Mike. Well, I thought Mike was the retard with the eyes. No, that's that's Mike. Oh, okay, okay. This is good? That's good, yeah.

So in case anybody doesn't know you, please introduce yourself and all that one. Hi, my name is Neon. Nice to meet you guys. I am a streamer. Why doesn't he have a mic? Because he's not talking. So what is he here for? That's why you're sitting in the middle because there's no mic over there.

How do I like, let me like look at... I mean, the cameras will pick up, right? We have one for each other. I don't want to look straight. You can do whatever you want. All right, bro. All right. So yeah, just in case anybody doesn't know you, introduce yourself what you do, all of that type of stuff. My name is Neon.

I am a streamer. I've been doing this since I was 13 years old. My main mission is to spread positivity to the youth. Yeah, right. What? That's your main mission to spread positivity to the youth? I was just talking to my chat about this. I want to do something positive in this world, bro.

Yeah, I mean, do you really believe that? Yeah, I feel like I've done a few good things. A few good things? Yeah. If somebody's done a few good things, I wouldn't say their mission is to spread positivity to the youth. All right, name me one good thing you've done or provided to society. I was walking the other day, taking just a walk, you know, to burn some calories, do some exercise. And there was a homeless guy outside of a 7-Eleven.

So I bought a slurpy, and then I poured it on his head and kicked his teeth in. Oh, my God. Because now it's going to be easier for him to consume liquids. You get it because there's no teeth in the way. Yeah. That's pretty a nice thing to do, right? Yeah, bro. A couple years ago, you were caught faking your own death.

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What do you think, bro? Well, let's hear you first And then we'll get into it, my thoughts Well, it wasn't first off, it wasn't a couple years ago I was like 14 And I had the wrong people people around me doing dumb things.

But you know, it's crazy. I have no regrets because I do everything happens for a reason. And, yeah, but I think, I think I... Well, that's a whole separate thing. I'm sure maybe you're happy you did it because it went well for you now. It didn't do well, bro. What do you mean it? Fuck me.

Bro, I got, bro. I'm saying your life has progressively moved in a way I'm sure you're happy with. So you don't necessarily regret it, right? Yeah, but I don't think that factored into, like, that didn't help me. Maybe not that specific thing didn't help you, but maybe you did something after that because of that that helped you. It's a complicated thing. This is some philosophy.

things but I'm just saying in general with the world the actual world not counting you of course because you're biased be better had you died should we ask the chat yeah also I should say for anybody watching this on my channel here he's live right now

chat will the world be a better place if I you can't figure it out yourself I don't know I don't know brother I don't mind on my own these are my bro these are the dictators they run me I don't run them they're all saying oh my PR's cooked okay that's what they're saying yes no they're saying you're gonna fuck my PR up it's okay and they're all saying I'm gonna fuck your PR up?

Yes, bro. Really? You think yours is worse, yours is better than mine? Yeah, bro, I've been on a journey, bro. You've been on a journey? The past like year and a half, or yeah, really, like eight months, nine months?

Yeah, you went from pretending to be annoying, but from pretending that to pretending to be cool and stuff. I mean, it's not like you probably changes a person, right? No, I did, bro, what are you talking about? You just probably couldn't get any collaboration, so you decided to be nice and stuff. No, bro, what do you mean? I was a dick getting collaborations,

but, bro, for me, my life moves so quick. I feel like I learned so much Even the past year I've lived like five years and one year That's great How were you able to learn all of these things By getting thrown into the water And fucking learning it bro

I'm so happy that you were able to To evolve as a person Thank you bro, you too Thank you How old are you? I'm 18 What? Yes, how old are you?

21 Yeah so you were probably Around my age When you pretended to die No bro, I was 15 Yeah I was 15 online too I didn't pretend to die Why is this moving

No there's nobody back here Are you sure Yo, I already did that before. Okay. Can you tell your friends to stop calling me and telling me I owe H&M money? You owe H&M money? No, I don't. And your friends won't stop calling me and telling me I do.

Who's telling you that? It's not going to work. I've been getting these calls for 10 years now. Oh, you're talking about the Indians. Your friends, yeah. Those aren't my friends. You know, it's crazy. You had Armand on the podcast.

I was supposed to go to India, but then something happened between me and him on stream, and then the people of India saw it, and they didn't want me to come anymore. Yeah, I would make a joke about them not having phones But I mean, they clearly do Bro, India's a nice place Okay So what do you think What do you not like about India?

That's why I want to go and show it bro The culture Bro, they have fucking They have Rolls Royces there You should do like a cultural stream Where you show all of the things they do You can go and do some scam phone calls with them Call call me and tell me I owe H&M money

You think that's all Indians are scammers That's the only interactions I've had with them Over the past couple of years You haven't one with me right now Yeah, but they're your friends I mean It's the same thing right I guess you're saying they're not, but I mean, you just said you wanted to go show their culture and get involved.

By that, I mean, like, bro, like the weddings, the dances, the food. They don't eat shit. Yes, they do. I've seen the videos of it. There's no denying it now. They don't eat shit. They throw shit. And it's not shit.

It's like a cow shit. It is? That's correct. Okay. Well, that, yeah, that's just, it's like a hobby. It's like you playing like you skateboarding. No, it's not because me skateboarding doesn't involve me eating feces. How much money do you make from your gambling?

deal in comparison to the amount your fans lose. I haven't gambled in four months. I'm actually starting a new one though, but let me tell you this, bro. Regardless, anyone is going to gamble, bro. They are, they are, bro. Like, everyone gambles and guess what? I want to use my deal to, to tip my chat.

To what? To tip my chat, to give them money. Yeah. And then now let me, okay, that doesn't make any sense. If your fans are losing more money than you're making, even if you gave them all of your money, mathematically it would be impossible for you to pay them back what they lost. But I show them me losing.

So if I'm losing so much, why would they want to gamble if... That's a ridiculous question. Why would... If you... If you had a million dollars a month right now, are you taking a gambling deal? Let me explain something. Answer, yes or no? I do it for free just to gamble because I'm a little crazy.

But let me rephrase it for you. Okay. If they're paying you a million dollars a month and you're losing on stream and you're saying why would people want to gamble if they see me losing, why would they pay you a million dollars a month if they're not making at least a million dollars a month? I'm not making a million dollars a month, first off. But... Whatever.

That's the example you gave me. There no need to be semantic about that. You know, they have to be making the money or the whole company would just collapse. Yeah, but they're going to make money off other people. My people don't gamble. So then why would they pay you? Like if you add, I don't know.

Just for fun, they like you? They like my content. No, they don't. Because your fans are losing loads and loads of money. You agree with that, bro? Is it true that you were dating Anne Frank? I was dating someone similar to that, yeah, for two years. Anne Frank?

San Frank, yeah. Sam Frank? Yeah Is that a different person? Yeah, a different person Oh, that makes sense Because Anne Frank died 80 years ago Yeah, you ever been in a relationship?

With Anne Frank? No, with a girl. It would be impossible She died over 80 years ago Yeah, but any, like any girl You ever been in a relationship? No, I have, you know, I don't even speak to them I mean, it seems like you kind of have

Like some sort of I don't know if that's a pro-e-euvre or what they're- Oh, she's my assistant Oh, sorry about that. Come on, bro, we're... I'm just back to how she's dressed. She's just fine! Anyways, we'll move on.

Hold on, I need to put you on a date with a girl. No, I think I'm fine. I mean, especially if it was on stream, that's not even real. It's just like... That's not true. Relationships... Damn. What did you... Nothing detached? What did you gather there? Nothing. But, all right. You understand relationships

can start... You got a large reaction to reading chat. What was that? Nothing. Let me... Let me continue. Stop avoiding this topic about women. I've talked about this... I've talked about this multitude of times. So listen, you understand like, you could just do content with a girl and then you can end up liking or dating her, you never know, bro. I don't think I would be interested in being in a relationship with anybody who's doing date streams on Twitch?

That's probably where I go wrong. You're right. Yeah. And also because that other girl was on only right. So that's even worse. And Frank? Yeah, and then she quit. But wasn't that after you guys were done dating? No, no, she quit a year into the relationship and we were dating for two years. So why aren't you guys together anymore? Um, she just didn't make sense. Yeah, yeah, he wasn't doing as many views on TikTok. No, I stopped bringing her on stream for a year. While you guys were. dating yeah okay but yeah you know life just why are you still allowed to be here you clearly don't know anything about computers that's my manager viral flooring what's up man how you doing my get out of here he's gonna replace him as the co-host sorry about

that you're good so what's his role that's my manager and my co-host I thought he was your co-host not anymore right now he's just another guard of what the fuck is this what's like he just doesn't talk he can talk Ask him his favorite show what's your favorite show? Bojack Horseman have you ever seen BoJack or your eyes No I haven't I don't really watch a lot of movies ask him it's a show Oh shows asking me for every character from the show what's your favorite character from the show Bojack? Bojack the show is called Bojack horseman and the main character is Bojack

courseman so it's for every character from BoJack Horseman is what's your favorite show what do you do bro you seem like so like I don't know bro there's like something I really don't get involved with that much entertainment I try to just keep it business style stuff. Money flies out of the sky and then you grab it and then you realize you're in Dave in Busters and then it's fake money and then you try to kill the employees because they fucking tricked you. Anyway, did you answer my last question?

Sorry, what was your question? No, you didn't. I'm sorry. Why are you still allowed to be here? You clearly don't know anything about it. I think you're racist, bro. I'm racist? Yes. I'm saying why is your H-1B visa not been revoked yet? Why would it get revoked? Because you're only allowed to be here on one of those visas if you're working. I was born here.

In Houston. Houston, India Are you Indian or Pakistani? My dad's from India My mom's from Pakistan So I'm 50-50 So how do you feel about that whole conflict? I don't feel shit

You just hate Bangladesh I don't feel anything Bro I'm like I fuck with both sides You know we need more peace in this world Right Following up on that So do you feel more in tune

With the Indian part Or the Pakistani part Probably the Indian right I would say Fuck I don't know bro Like I'm like fit Sorry Can I answer

this? Uh, sure. Okay. Uh, chat, it's, um, I can't say. Fuck. What's it. I'm going back. Yo, I'm on stream. Warner, how you doing, brother? Shilling. Uh, um, Hubert, I'm with, uh, I'm in the middle of a podcast. How's it going? Hey, what's how about? Yes, absolutely. You know, when I was in, when I went to, uh, to New York, I saw him at his house. He had alcohol bottles hanging from the ceiling. That's not true. I've been to his house. No, this guy's a problem, bro. My hood chat told me not to come here and I'm here.

No, I'm not. He's what? No, I'm not. No, I'm German. No. All right, brother, call you off the stream. Bye. Okay, let's get back into it.

He's, what are you a hood? He said I'm a Yahoo! Hold on, let me find out some... Chat, what is the story behind this man over here? I feel like that's something you do before you go into the middle of a podcast, right? I don't really prepare. I just fucking go. Like, you have a whole notepad.

Chat, what is the story behind? him Jewish kid nope okay I'm Jewish you shalom brother I'm not I'm not I'll shake your hand but on like a shalom over something else maybe not that crash the game awards you're a rabbi can we continue industry plant massage what is that get him out get him out of here now don't touch me bro he why does he smell him out of here oh my god he gets you smells like shit get him out of here right now Put him in the fucking corner. Get him out of here now.

Are you ready to move on? Why does he smell? Because he hasn't taken a shower in months. He's in that corner. No, no, he actually smells. Why do you think he smells? I don't fucking know. You know, it's crazy.

I'm making a deodorant brand. Yeah, that wouldn't, that's not going to make any sense for you. Next question, bro. Hey guys, our food interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Whether you're just getting started or you're trying to grow your business online, Squarespace is perfect as it's designed to help you stand out and succeed. They offer a wide variety of tools such as helping you claim your domain,

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Do you think if you were born into a completely different body, you might be able to become an athlete one day? Bro, you know it's my dream to become an athlete, bro. Like I always wanted to be an NFL player, NBA player, whatever it is. But... Yeah, how do you think that might work? I mean, obviously, I can't. You got to be honest with myself. That's what I'm saying.

So maybe you do a bunch of transfigurations like a transgender. They did that in South Park, actually. They did? Yeah. You should have Gorlock on here. That's the huge fat transgender person? Uh, yes. Her name's Ali, though.

So you do the correct pronouns. Well, that's not a pronoun. That's her name. Her. Oh. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yesterday you tweeted,

God bless the holy land of Israel, and with Hashem's help, we will destroy the Arabs. Why would you tweet that and what did you mean by that? When the fuck did I tweet that? You put that on your Twitter yet? Put it on your mother's life. Put it on your mother's heartbeat.

Yeah, on my mother's life on her heartbeat. Yo! Brother, do you have a soul? A soul? Well, I guess that random swear that you asked me to make means less to me than it might to you. So, however you might interpret that if you know what I just said. Anyways, why would you tweet that? I didn't tweet that.

Yes, you did. I did not tweet that. You deleted it quickly, though, after the backlash. The backlash? Yes. Okay. I told, yeah, yeah. And when I was trying to get out earlier is because you're mostly,

I guess it doesn't make as much sense because you're Indian and Pakistani, but India is a big supporter of Israel. Okay. Pakistan hates Israel. I, where do you lean on that? I personally don't get into politics because I don't know shit. I'm not knowledgeable.

Right. And that's for people like fucking... For Sneko. You, like, you know, I'm just here to make content and half of them. It's great that we have Sneako getting in on the politics. Yeah, Sniko's very knowledgeable. Yep. Sometimes all the knowledge in the world

Can't help a brain that's already disintegrating Anyways Yeah, that seems like kind of a cop-out I feel like I've heard you say Free Palestine before I have Free Palestine Okay, but you just said you didn't want to get involved with it I feel like, and I agree with that

Free Palestine but what does that mean You say Free Palestine but I don't want to get involved It seems like you're just trying to appease your viewers No, I just know I just know there's something wrong But I don't know I don't get too deep into it But obviously I advocate for what's right bro So you know there's something

wrong but it's genocide happening bro but I don't know the exact exact details I just described it I just know I just know something wrong is happening but I don't know the exact the exacts to where I could be like oh this happened this happened this happened but it's free Palestine always bro yeah I agree with that but maybe you should educate yourself okay educate me educate you on I mean you seem to know about it it seems like I don't know a lot about any extensive manner but you just said you said there's a genocide happening in Palestine and there's something wrong I agree with that so let's talk about it but it seemed like you didn't I just agreed with you

okay so let's talk about it about what what I just said. I agree with you. I was just wondering because it seemed like you didn't want to get that far. It seemed like you were just getting to the border of it. You say, I don't want to get into politics. Then the next level is free Palestine. And then there's a genocide, which again, I agree with all of that.

But it seemed like you didn't want to get that deep into it. Fuck, are you going to get deep into it? You wanted to let Nico do it. Yeah. I don't want to sound dumb because I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Okay. I agree with that. Do you think...

Oh my God. You're a cool guy, bro. Cool guy. I think people Like, they think you're crazy They think you're a maniac They think you're autistic But bro, like deep inside

Bro, I can tell it Yeah, people think this because I'm a little manic But the problem is That I'm being gangstocked And people are trying to kill me For years They're following me

To buy house in cars Sometimes one time I went home There's four cars around me They're barely letting me drive That's why I have to have All those cats You know it's crazy He's not lying

When I was trying to stream here You're like so scared About the location Brother, no No one's gonna Come after me You know the day you were born It was written

When you're to die Why are you so scared Burd, just let it happen. It's not about killing me. They're trying to steal my tables and chairs. Who the fuck cares about these? That costs 13 bucks, these chairs. Oh, okay.

1399. It's a very high production, man. Yes. So how many pages of notes do you have? I have like about 40, but we're not going to use all of them, right? So where did y'all meet? That's my manager. Yeah, so where did you meet?

Like, how did you guys connect? He produced, he made sure I was born so he could make a lot of money. Okay. How much? does your podcast make? Probably a lot less than you. I won't say specifics, but maybe,

well, it depends. How much do I make or how much does he make? How much do you make? I make over $100 a month. Fucking liar. You know, people do this fake humble thing. He gets all of my money. You have at least-

Hundreds of thousands of dollars. This podcast generates a ton of money, but he gets all of it. Millions? I believe it. Do guns kill people or do people kill people? Do guns kill people or do people? People kill people?

Yes, you heard it right. People? People? People kill people? Do you understand the question? I'm gonna be honest, bro. I'm a little retarded. I'm confused. People kill, gun. Do guns kill people or do people kill people kill? I mean, the bullet kills a person. It's more of like an idea question. It's not a literal thing, right?

Yeah. You don't understand? No. Okay, we'll move on. No, help me understand, bro. Help. I feel like, I don't even know how to explain it. It's extreme. All right, let your manager explain it. How is it?

Explain it. manager's a fucking re-h-h-all right oh my god um let's move on okay sure how much does it cost to bought 20,000 viewers on kick versus twitch i'm i'm not on kick i'm on twitch yeah i know but you were on that one before and you bought it probably on both of them so you know the inside details here so who do you think is the biggest boughter in your opinion um probably to my left but there's a lot of them out there probably mostly on kick right i don't know you know Bro, I don't know. Even if you didn't buy, you would know more than me just because you're in streaming.

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So if speed has 100K, he has 100K. That's good because I'm on YouTube, so that means that I can reliably say I'm not boughting, right? How much do you average on YouTube? I don't live stream on my show. Yeah. Maybe like three or four hundred thousand views. And what's your, uh, CPM? Um, for me, it's about three cents.

For him, it's about $140. You got fucked over, brother. Yeah, I know. You got fucked over. What's up with these crazy streamers nowadays who are willing to do anything to get famous? Such as faking their own death, faking a relationship with the pro suit, and bugging the shit out of minimum wage employees. You're like a year and a half late, bro. Yeah, I don't, I don't think that all of those.

things are excused because you haven't done them in a little bit. I mean, bro, you fucking, you live and you learn. But when did I did a pro- You didn't- What is so funny, bro? I can't. I feel like we could reliably classify Sam Frank as a pro- She's not a pro-shoot, bro.

I don't, I personally don't care about it. No, thanks to her, by the way. I don't care about it. A pro-u-o-o-do is someone who sells their body. Okay, and what did she do? She sells her pussy. Okay, well, you're actually describing it in a way where you could 100% make the-one.

argument she is a proffoos it would be more easy to just say she's an online pro that she wasn't that's a lot better okay so that's why I have to reword the whole thing for you to understand or just yeah can you say it with that yeah yeah proper wording thank you what's up with these crazy streamers nowadays who are willing to do anything to get famous such as faking their own death faking a relationship with an online and bugging the shit out of minimum wage employees um yeah that relationship you know it's like um it's like when you're acting you know actors when they they get on stream and they have you know, relationships and it's not real.

You're just doing it for content. You were never really in a relationship. No, I was. But it was never my intention. I would go stream. After the stream, I would lock myself in a room, be by myself, whatever. And then, like, just because I didn't want to, like, deal with any of that, right? But then you keep meeting with this person, you spend time with them, and then you end up, you end up falling for them.

So that's what happened. It was never supposed to happen. And are you, and what did your parents think of the relationship you had with a pro- suit? Online. Online. It's a big difference. Yeah. But they, I mean, I don't know, they're always supportive of me.

I mean, my mom is really religious. So, I mean, she sees all the stuff online and she's like, damn, like, you know, like maybe you could lead her the right way. And that's what I did. I literally made her fucking quit all that and start a new life. That's good. And then she left you immediately when her mind was clear. I didn't get left. But, uh, yeah, bro. Hey, guys, it's our fifth interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Chubbies. If you're getting fed up with your usual shorts or your swimwear, then Chubbies is probably perfect for you. I can tell you from my own personal experience that I've been loving it. They're not just comfortable, they're also made from premium fabrics that are anti-microbial,

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Has anybody ever told you that? No. Probably not because you look like every other Indian. What's a better weapon to you? use on a mouse, a hammer or an axe? A hammer. I agree, because when you slam it, it has a greater area of effect

and you turn him into paste. Are you okay, bro? I'm asking you, it's a podcast. We're supposed to have fun, ha, ha. Right, funny? I'm having a great time, bro. This is great. That's great.

This is fucking amazing, bro. I want to ask you questions. Okay, you want to try one? Yeah. Remember, you don't know anything about me. I don't, but I'm, like... So what's your question? Like, what's your last name?

What's your relationship with your parents? It's good. They're all in jail. And then I... It is... Yeah. Fuck, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

I'm sorry. No, no, it's fine. I'm not like sad about it. Where are they in jail? What country? The U.S. What do they do? Well, I'm telling you,

people think that I... Here's the thing. I used to be Jewish. Now I'm German. You switched? Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Okay.

Interesting. What's your booking fee for a bar mitzvah? What's a, oh, we're the, the, um, the Jewish people, the year, yeah, 13th birthday. Yeah, I think, I don't think I'm going to go to any of those anytime soon, but you know, it's crazy. They'll pay you a ton of money. I know, bro, the videos are those black rappers doing it? You know, bro, there's rappers that got paid like five mil to go. Yeah, I know.

That's why I'm asking you. I mean, listen, I'm not Jewish anymore, but if they offered me like a hundred thousand dollars to go to a bar mitzvah, I'm going to do it, right? Yeah. So what's your fee? Um, I just don't think it's, it makes sense for me to go to one of those, uh, right now. You wouldn't do it for a million dollars? You wouldn't go to a bar mitzvah? And do what, like stream there? I don't know what they would have you do, actually.

Yeah, like what's my value there? Rap anything, right? No, no, no, no, I don't know what I would do there either, I guess. Maybe I have really no clue. So how do you go from being Jewish to German? I'm not Jewish anymore. I denounced it, and now I'm German. But your parents are Jewish. No, nobody's Jewish anymore because I, I, I've separated myself.

Now, I'm trying to find German people online who I can, pay a small fee to who will then claim that I'm their family. Interesting. Very interesting. There's something about you. Can I feel your hair? No, that's a little weird, right? That's something you usually ask other guys?

No, it's just that you actually, like, that's a good thing about you. You have good hair. You have nice, flowy, long hair. It's nice. Thank you. Of course. Are you the only streamer with an excuse for having a high percentage of Indian viewers? You don't have a big Indian audience.

Yeah. Shout to the... Big one. It's like 97%. Shout to Indians. No, it's more like 35, 40. And then we have some Australians,

some of some Canadians. Where are y'all from in the chat? Spam it up? Where y'all from? But I don't... Bro, you really don't fuck with Indians. This is exactly why... I don't have any issue with...

What do you mean? You're calling a scammer's, bro? This is why I wanted to go to India. I was just giving my experience with... Why, you want to do, like, what Speed did with Africa? Where he showed like that it was more civilized and people may have thought.

Africa's amazing, yeah, bro. But I want to do... Yeah, I'm gonna do that in India. Okay. Again, I asked you earlier, I mean, what are you really planning on doing there? I was being a little racist earlier, but really, what would you do there? Bro, go, they have the best five-star hotels. We go, you know, in nice-ass cars, fucking amazing dinner.

You get one of those buggies on a horse. Bro, it's amazing. You go to the streets. You get $1. It's $1.00 head massages. You get, like, fucking $0.50 haircuts. Like, it's amazing, bro. You know why it's so cheap, right?

Because they are, like, they don't have as much money as us. Yeah, exactly. Well, not in the way that they don't have as much money. It's just the currency is worse. Exactly. So I'm saying that doesn't, I wouldn't say that represents a good society. Maybe it doesn't represent a bad one. I wouldn't say that's a representation of a good one.

I think it's good, bro. Would you ever go to Germany? To Germany? Yeah, of course. I heard Germany's beautiful. I would like to go to my home country. I was actually born in Germany. I'm a question for you, bro.

How does it go when you wake up? You wake up, what do you do? I wake up, I get out of my bed, and then I go to work. But you film one podcast every fucking week or two weeks. Yeah, but I have other work to do. Like sometimes I have to go to random walls and I have to start hitting them with a hammer to see if the wall is up to code.

Okay. Because if it's not, then maybe I'll show up later and wait for it to fall on me and then I can sue the city. Smart thinking. See, the Jewish stuff doesn't really leave your head. So how do I make the most money streaming? You're probably making a lot more money than me, actually,

so I really, I don't know if my recommendations would be helpful. Fuck. You have what, the million dollar a month gambling? deal. No, I don't. It's a million dollars a month for you and your viewers are probably giving them at least 40 million a month, right? Bro, this whole thing everyone gambles, bro. Everyone gambles.

I never gambled. You're telling me the... Oh my God, this girl's called it. Via Bunny. No, no, no right now. Okay, wait, hold on. So... You just start tweaking out or something? Should I answer it? I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let me call her back. Some of his friends from H&M.

From Macy's now. From Macy's. Yes. What's your favorite store to shop at? I really actually tricked me the first time. I was about to get them the H&M gift card. Okay. I'll call her back later.

What were we talking about? Do you think Epstein is real? Of course. He is real? Yeah, Ryan Garcia was putting me on to some stuff, bro. About Epstein? About some crazy shit. And why did he do you?

Because, bro, my Twitter, my 4U page is just sports. So I don't see all this shit. He was talking about like fucking k-k-k-it on there. like then like taking their teeth out so they can't identify them like all these crazy things that's what a legend was doing allegedly allegedly do you i mean he's alive is that what you believe yeah i think so i'm just i don't know if he's alive i think i think the consensus is that he probably wasn't he didn't kill himself but most people think he was killed at least okay why would they let him live what do you think oh you have earrings yeah but they're not real they're not real diamonds

they're fake okay yeah i don't think i guess there's some people who might think he's alive but i don't know they would let him live. Yeah. It would be easier to just kill him. I feel like you're the type of guy to go on the island. To go on Epstein's island? Yeah. I feel like you probably associate with a lot more people that went on his island than me.

Not true. Name me one person. There's not one person who's been almost... Well, they redacted all of the names. Bro. I surround myself with very good people. Yes. He's laughing at you because of how ridiculous that sounds. Do you think maybe you're putting everybody around you in danger when you're

live streaming your actual location to 400 people? There's no reason for people to come from me. Back then, when I was... They're gangstocking me. When I was... Yo, bro, no one's gonna touch you. They're trying to... You're fine!

Not touching me. They won my tables and chairs. Yeah, I forgot. Sorry. This whole set is worth like $100. To be fair, bro. You produce a lot of... A lot of viewership for $100 setup, bro.

But back then, I was actually putting people at risk and I was... That was when I was blacked out. When I first came to L.A., I was blacked out. I didn't realize what I was doing? Drunk or like just blacked out metaphorically? No, I don't drink.

drink. What metaphorically means? Yeah, like metaphorically, yeah. Yeah, like metaphorically. Yes. Can you tell me what the word means without using the word? What word? Yeah, you clearly have a great idea of what that word meant.

Bro, you smell, please, bro. You fucking smell, bro. Please, dude. Get him out of here right now. Get this fucking guy. I don't. No, ah! Get him out of your quicker.

I'm on the mic. Put him on the mic, bro. Put him on the mic. Put him in the corner, the midget corner. How does he keep getting it? getting loose. Bro, that smell just doesn't leave the room. I can't, bro.

Holy shit. Pick up the action, hold the axe out of him. I don't want him leaving. Make sure he doesn't leave again. That's how I've had enough of this shit. Continue with that. With metaphorically, can you tell me what that word means? Hold on I'm waiting for the smell to go away.

Doesn't smell that bad. Brother, it's fucking terrible, bro. I, I naturally stink. Yeah. I think you're being a little hyperbolic. Do you know what that word means? Brother, no. I don't know.

But I didn't go to school, bro. In middle school, I was sick. Holy shit. In middle school, I was sick. I have Crohn's disease. I was admitted to the- Ignore the screaming midget. Yeah.

Easy. Okay. I had Crohn's disease, so I was admitted to the hospital like every other week. So I couldn't go to school. I did everything virtually. And then high school, I basically didn't go for like three years. So I really like- But you said you know what metaphorically means. Yeah, it means like like a, like a-a-like.

It's like a song. You're producing a song. Oh, it means like metaphorically means like you're like, you're like, saying it like in a in a certain way like yeah that was okay now let me rephrase this to you let's say somebody didn't know what it meant and you described it to them like that you think they'd even be a percentage closer to understanding what it means they'd be more confusing they started out no bro metaphorically is they come to one conclusion they come to the conclusion

that this guy also doesn't know what the word means I know what it means bro met okay metaphor a metaphor is a word for another word. Not exactly but you're not that far off. I kind of get what you're saying. Maybe. It's like a synonym. I wouldn't say

it's a synonym exactly but it seems like maybe you understand it but you're not at the level where you're able to explain it correctly. Whole chats call me dumb. Go fuck yourself. What is the best way to reliably give an old person a heart attack? Why would you ever want to do that?

case they're robbing you or gangstocking you they're coming after me you think these people are young they're driving cars with millions of dollars what's the worst thing you've ever done like we'll get on to that after you know no no no no no no answer what's the worst thing i've ever done what is the worst thing you have ever done you could argue is the best or the worst what i did to that guy outside of seven oh okay never mind nothing never done nothing bad that's a good manager right there um but uh i don't know dude how do how would you give how would you go about giving someone a heart attack i would say just like like jump scare them jump scare that's a good idea when they're sleeping too with a knife don't hurt them with the knife that would be illegal is it illegal to give an old person a heart attack

I think so brother how could they how could they prove that the old person is dead what are they gonna say he did it on purpose even if they didn't die how would they know you did it on purpose smart smart thinking here Holy fuck and this fucking homeless guy bro I can't brother put bro I can't I can't I can't no please no please no please no please anybody you why do I have to do your job and here goes that whiff again oh my god bro holy fuck you better you better you know no I be honest did you put fart spray on him no he hasn't taken a shower no that ass no real shit did you put fart spray

No, I didn't put fart spray on him. And by the way, if you have an issue with how that guy smells and you want to go stream in India, you're in for a big reality check. You're getting a taste of your own medicine right there. How do you think I feel right now? You think I smell bad? Not great. Let me smell your armpit, you smell mine. No, that's extremely weird and gay.

Smell my armpit? What are you even talking about? Okay, fine. Okay, well, that's it. We have to film with my next guest's long neck. Thanks for coming on. Okay, thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, appreciate it, man. Can you help? Can you help me deal with Longneck?

Wait, he's coming right now? Yeah. Wait, you want me to be here for that? Take care of him outside. I don't even want to. I don't want to film it. But it's my next year, it's Longneck. Okay, Longneck.

I'm so excited to film with Long Neck. I've streamed him a bunch of times. Yeah. So he's coming right now? Yes. How far is he? He fell into a ditch. Oh, my God.

You know how there's been a lot of rain in L.A. recently? Yeah. Yeah, so he slid off and he fell in not really into a ditch. Like, you know, those lines that have a bunch of, of watering them yeah he fell into one of those and I mean he's already extremely incapable of moving his body so it would be hard to believe that he's still alive right now R-R-P long neck maybe RIS what is that best in shit I mean it wasn't a good guy oh my god alright