The Matan Show - Matan Makes Oliver Tree Break Character and Go Crazy

Episode Date: March 22, 2026

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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Oliver Tree. Welcome in. Please come sit in the middle. For today's co-host, we have Mike. Welcome in Mike. Please pull the mic closer to you and introduce yourself. That one to anybody who might not know you. My name is Oliver Tree, and this is Mike.

Oh, but pull it close like this. Because otherwise we're not going to get any audio. Here. Like this. Bend it down. Shit. I haven't done one of these things in a while. There we go.

Wait, what the fuck? Bro. So introduce yourself for anybody. Why are you taking my fucking slushy? What are you talking about? Can someone bring me in a slushy, bro? Fucking thirsty as fuck. What was the question?

Introduce yourself. So my name is Oliver Trey. No one. What? Go ahead. Okay. Now? Yeah.

My name's Oliver Trey. And I make music and I make art and I make videos. and I'm a big fan of Avatar. Have you seen the new Avatar? I haven't. Why are you dressed like some sort of ridiculous frog? Hmm. So I'm the new Avatar 3.

It just came out. I watched it in 3D. The movie? Yes, it's fucking dope. I haven't seen it. Is it about frogs? No, I think it's kind of about Native Americans, probably.

I think it's like about the pilgrims coming in and like killing the Native Americans. That's my understanding. That sounds fucking awesome. But outside of that, Well, who wins in the end, obviously, the Pilgrims? Well, I don't know. There was like a proxy war that was set up by the white guys.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Bro, what the fuck is going on? I didn't even see him here. Is he good? Who is that? You good, buddy? In communities across Canada, hourly Amazon employees earn an average of over $24.50 an hour. Employees also have the opportunity to grow their skills and their paycheck

by enrolling in free skills training programs for in-demand fields like software development and information technology. Learn more at aboutamazon.ca. Who's that? Can we get him a slushie? Little homies having, his sugar spiked, bro. Okay, so I don't understand. So you like the movie, but you decide what's the way to dress up?

Oh, I'm doing some promotion for the movie. There's no way they're paying you. I mean, that movie came out like three months ago, And this is like bad promo. This is, you know when... Bro, no, it's not that. I work. Okay, I do part time.

So the music thing, I don't know if you know, but like I retired from it. It wasn't really working out. So I started working at Universal Studios. No, he's doing bad. So I moved... The numbers have been going down for about three and a half years now. Four years, technically. Well, started in December.

It's been going down ever since people realized that it's not exactly possible for everybody to make money drop shipping. That's what I'm saying, bro. And the thing is, okay, so it was December 2020. I think was kind of like right after COVID you know and like COVID was also it was down then as well but yeah so I started working at Universal just doing kind of a part-time gig and honestly it hasn't been working good there either Is it true that you're only famous because you're related to Epstein? No, I'm not related to Epstein so that was actually a misconception so I was connected to people who were connected to Epstein I had nothing to do with that how does that make any sense?

Like the excuse everybody's been giving right yeah no I know but the thing is like so okay you know Bill Gates Yeah. So I'm related to someone who's related to him. So it's like a second cousin twice removed. So you're related to Bill Gates? Well, technically Linda Gates, his ex-wife. So you're not related to Bill Gates? Not blood, so yeah.

Okay. And she didn't do anything wrong. So I don't really want to take on like what, you know, he did. I don't even know what he did, bro. To my understanding, he did something good. That's my opinion on it. Okay, cool. Well, there you go.

Wait, so what's up you're, you really like Epstein? You seem to be like quite a thing. You know they recently found out he's still alive? I think, yeah, and he's in Tel Aviv, I saw. Right, I saw that. I think that he's overhated. I think that in America, the way it should work is you're innocent until found guilty, and he was never found guilty because he was killed.

So you think it was fake? What was fake? I don't know. His death? Well, I think he was murdered, and now he's back in Tel Aviv. I saw it on Twitter. Is he good? Who's that?

Your boy, bro. He's spazzing out. Can we please get him a slushie? We got something from you want one? What is that? It's a slushy. Here. Bro, please try this shit out, bro.

Please, bro, please, please, dude. Here, give me the shit, dude. Give me the fucking slushy, you're spilling it now. You're making a mess, you're arguing with the fucking floor, making a mess all over my floor. Bro. Okay. How does it feel to be recognized as the biggest per- in Los Angeles? Yeah, I don't know.

That's the first I've heard of that. No. No, it's, you got the, what is it? The ring magazine? The ring magazine, I don't know what that is. The boxing? What is it? Like a ring?

The movie? I saw the, I saw the movie. It's the name of the guys who talk about boxing, ring. I don't know it. They gave you that title. Are you happy? You have any words? No, I don't know anything about it, but.

Well, you just want it, so maybe now since it's your first time hearing, you can give some type of acceptance speech. Sure. Watch the movie The Ring the first time in the second grade. No, not about the ring, about... No, the movie, yeah, it's great. About the assaults and the accusations. I don't know about the f***er stuff.

What is the next step of marketing? A shoe box, the shape of a shoe, or a box shoe, shape, shoe the shape of a fox. Wow. I like that. That's a good one. Yeah. Can you say it again, but twice as fast? No.

Why would I do that? I missed the second part of a box shoe, shoe shape, box. A box shoe shaped shoe the shape of a fox. The next step of marketing. Yeah, it's that one. As opposed to the first one, which was what? Do you know? Something about a shoe-shaped box.

Right? You said a shoe-shaped, a shoe and a shoe-shaped box? No, a shoe box, the shape of a shoe. Right. That's good, too. Yeah. I don't know. What's the question?

What's the next step in marketing? Well, if it's a box shaped like a shoe, then you're technically getting four shoes because you get a pair of shoes and then you're getting two. so I would say that's a pretty good deal because you're getting double for the cost of one. So I don't know how you beat that but the other one comes with the fox.

But it's gonna be made out of cardboard you can't exactly wear that. I don't know. You probably could. Depends how much super glue you use as well as this. The core question at the end of the day is the second option

does that come with the fox? Why would you assume it comes with the fox? I don't know. You said something about a fox. That was in the word, but he didn't... Bro, he's kicking me, bro. Who is that?

Your boy. How can men get married? Let me rephrase. How can men get married if the Bible clearly states marriage itself is a covenant between a man and a woman? Forget the law. It's completely impossible to begin with. I'm sure you would agree, Oliver. I don't know what you said, but what the fuck is this guy doing here, dude?

Bringing Jimmy Lee. What's up? That's the worst comedian in the world. How are you doing? Doing good. Hair's looking good after usual. Look, I want to tell you something. What?

How to get a factor on bed? How? Piece of cake. Take a seat next to me. Take a seat. What are you called Italian whir? He's yelling in my ear, dude. Dude, come here.

Oliver Tree. You got two branches too long. You want a big gulp? No, I just want to know, I want to know if you're gay, want to go on a vacation. Hold that mic, Jimmy. Pull that mic, my closer to you guys. You want to go on a vacation? What is it? Everybody c-u-ed.

You want to do that? Yeah. What do you call Italian hock? What? Postitute. You're yelling in my fucking. I can't even hear you. What you say? What am I doing?

You're yelling in my fucking ear, bro. You're hollering at me. I know, but I have sensitive ears. I did damage. I'm sorry. Let me ask you a question. Yeah. It's a better? Yeah.

Jimmy, get closer to him. Let me ask you serious question. How do you get a fack girl on bed? You already said this fucking stupid-ass joke. Piece of cake. Is this it? This is your big idea? Wait a minute.

Who had this idea? He told me you did. This was your idea. No, it's his idea. How you been? Who was the last time you brushed your fucking teeth, buddy? It smells like shit. What's the blue?

What's the blue for? You want some? No, you. Why are you blue? You're white. Bro, we already went through this all. But the whole interview is just me to... How's your music going?

Not well. Why? I hear you sell out. It's empty stadiums, no? Yeah. Is that true? Yeah. I'm down bad.

I started working at Universal Studios. What are you doing? Just pushing the new Avatar movie. Really? And how's your career going? Not good, dude. Why? I hear you make like a million dollars a year. Pull the mic close in the middle, guys.

Okay, can you move the mic? Oliver, let me ask you question. How many branches do you have now? Have you grown over the years? No, bro. It's been successfully downhill. Are you scared? Bro, what was the last time you brushed your teeth?

Tuesday. A week ago. Is this the joke here? He didn't brush his teeth. That's the whole fucking joke. He told me not to. Really? Yeah.

That's correct. I don't realize that. How do you get a fat girl in bed? Bro, you already said this stupid joke. Which joke? I don't know. Is this the whole thing? He didn't precious teeth.

That's the joke. Jesus Christ, bro. Get him a fucking breathman. Oliver, how you doing? Bro, you smell so bad. Jimmy, get closer to his first. My wife told me my Chinese name last night, Oliver. Come quick.

Bro, get him a fucking breath mint or I'm gone. Good to see you back at men's clothes, dude. I got to go. All right. Get him a fucking dentist, Jimmy. Jesus. And what's his story? I had him on my show like three years ago

which is the worst comedian in the world Amazing Yeah you know him It seemed like you guys knew each other I feel like I maybe met him at one point Bro you didn't do shit Step the fuck back here bro Keep a two

Three foot Bring it in bring it in What do you want? Handcheck No bring your legs And you're scaring a lot of the viewers Bring him in Jimmy you gotta fucking go You gotta get a fuck

You need to go to the dentist bro I'm telling you It's just dental floss Just a little dental floss Really? Yeah So then what's up with the oral hygiene? I'm gonna tear your nose down

A little shopping center That's what we're gonna do What does that mean? He's insane I haven't heard of that guy for years So what's going on? Let's move on Let's move on

Now's just to take me another show I owe to him Okay For some dental stuff That's good bro So you're getting free dental work for that I don't know if I would trust dentist who doesn't brush his teeth. I wouldn't exactly consider that free.

Oh, fuck, bro. I'm trying to move your back over there. Okay, you want to move. Yeah. You don't smell much better than Jimmy. Thank you. This place is dope, by the way. I love the shopping cart and the whole aesthetic you got.

Is someone living in here? Someone's squatting or what's the deal? Do you find it difficult to date considering people expect you to be a weirdo based on your character, but in reality you're a completely different kind of weirdo? No, I'm married. I have two sons and a daughter. I don't need to be dating. That's not true. Is this thing fucking broken or what? Just hold the mic. You have some sort of grain problem?

It's fucking broken. Well, now you have to hold it. Congratulations. This was supposed to be a fucking puff piece, dude. You're stepping on my fucking toe. Stop taking my fucking drinks. Bro. Can someone get me another slushy? Thank you. Fucking love these things. You ever had one? Stop! Dude! He actually kind of survived that.

Yeah, that one did good. Why'd you bring like five of them here? I bring them everywhere. All right, let's move on. I know we got a little hyped up because of Jimmy. Thank God he's gone. Anyways, back to that question. He's your actual dentist?

You play a character. I've been seeing you on some shows recently where you're out of character and he's kind of... I can't relate because I don't play a character, but I can relate in the sense that people accuse me at that. So when people meet me, they're expecting me to play a character, whereas you are playing a character. But then you out of character is also in extremely weird. Annoying, yeah.

I don't know if I'd say annoying because I'd say most people are annoying. So that's kind of indifferent to me because that's a trait and quality a lot of people have. But with you, it's like something weird about you. Yeah. It's the haircut too, right? No, that's part of the character. That's not part of the real. What's your last name?

This is not a fucking way. Your last name is like the N-word, no? Oh, yeah, nickel. Yeah, you say it wrong and you're going to get stabbed. I guess so. Well, it's like the coin. You ever seen... Yeah, you say that wrong too and you're going to get stabbed as well.

It's a 33% chance you... Nothing happens. You get away. 33% chance you get stabbed and 33% chance that you get shot. I haven't heard that. What do you think happens if you call a black guy nickel? I don't know. That's like a prank, a crazy Russian YouTuber did like 10 years ago.

that and then they broke into his car or something. I don't remember how it ended. I haven't seen him since. So maybe that's a testament to it not going well. Isn't it a Vital? He got locked up in the Philippines. No, that was a whole different thing. Hey guys, Arthur Fidnerruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Nutrafol. Nutrafol is the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement brand and is trusted by over one and a half million people.

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Sure. I just went to the doctor last week. Jimmy? I'm 5.11 and a half. No. Yes. Are you going to try? That's a fact. Is a joke that you're building yourself up just saying six foot? No, there's no joke. I'm just saying I've been considering it so I could be six feet. Getting that, that metal replacement. Yeah. So I'm so confused about the question. Is the question about the people who...

No, it's about the dumb liberals who oppose it because it's so obvious that it's a good idea. because you're treated based on how you look and a major factor of how you look is how tall you are so the taller you are the better you're going to be treated right so you're a look smacks here it's a fact I had clavicular on my show and he taught me all of his ideas

I see so he sold you it's not that he sold me it's objective what he's saying either you will be treated better based off your looks or you won't so maybe you could say you won't or you will and you'd be wrong but there is one answer Right. What's the answer? You will.

Right. So what are you going to do? Your looks maxing now? I'm going to get that surgery because right now I may be about 58, 5.9. Right, right. So I'm trying to get six as well. Yeah, like 511, 6 foot, whatever it can do. I don't know if anybody. I know a guy.

Jimmy? No. I know a guy who, it's called routing. He's melting off your face. What? Starting to melt off your face. If you notice right here, it's becoming just the white color and there's stuff dropping out of here. What?

So I know someone who. who does this thing called Ralphing, and it's actually stretching, and he can get someone to be an inch or two taller, so you could try that. That's how I got to 5-11. No, that's how you got to 5-6, where you are right now. I'm not 5-6, I'm 5-11. I actually, I haven't, I saw you, I met you a couple of years ago. Yeah. I remembered you being bigger. Yeah, I was much. Oh, wait, fatter? You were fatter as well. And I was shorter. Did you take like Ozempic? You kind of look like you have Ozempic face. Well, thank you. Uh, so no, I don't believe in Ozempic. There's nothing wrong with people

who do choose to do it, but I don't believe in it, no. I was going to ask if you did it and then it also made you tinier, like in height. Well, that would be crazy. But no, it didn't. I've just been shrinking. That's why I started doing the row thing. So it's just a method of stretching. Is that why you dressed up like a smurf because they're really tiny and fragile?

No, it's an avatar, bro. It's the new Avatar 3. And it's because you really like the movie? No, I also do the part-time gig at Universal Studios. Is he good? This is how old the episodes are? What do you mean? Now, would you do this part-time role at Universal if instead of blue,

they asked you to do black? I was thinking about doing Shrek, the green. No, black. You did see Shrek, right? I know that he's green and not black. However, if he was black, you could very much imagine Shrek being a black man and not a white man. Well, I was thinking, so you know the Smurfs.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm a big fan of that too. So I was going to either do this or the Smurfs. That was kind of the two options at Universal. And what about black? So personally, I'm much more of a Smurst guy. But I also like the avatar. You're trying to get out of that.

You don't want to interact with you? I think it's an interesting question you bring up. I think more interesting question is, what would you do? Ethically, I would have no issue with doing blackface because he's hilarious and hysterical and it makes all of the cool people laugh. But the issue is the not so cool people,

then they want to eat your brain. That's an objective fact, by the way. They did a study on that. Who do you think in the world is most likely the one to eat your brain? Cannibals, I don't know. And where do you think the cannibals live? In Europe?

They do now. Canterables are in a lot of cultures. Yeah? It wasn't, yeah. Give me a culture with the cannibals. Well, I was sent some time in Fiji. In Fiji, they sell forks for brains there. Yeah.

Oceania, you ever been? I have not. I've heard of Fiji. I haven't heard of that other one. That's just something like a mispronunciation of ocean. It may be. It's actually a continent. What is trying to spill it out of your mouth?

What? You're now just spilling it all over the floor. Oceania, Oceania, it's a continent. So. it's one of the seven continents. That's not true. Yeah, look at it. Arkansas's.

That's where Boogie lives. Who? Boogie. I don't know who that is. Would you say your music is comparable to being tied down and forced to eat shit while your children are tortured? Well, it's funny you actually asked that. So there was something that came back to me, and apparently the U.S. military was using it for torture techniques. That makes complete sense.

I mean, so did they pay you? Did they pay you for that? I believe I get money off the streaming revenue from Spotify. But I don't think I'm getting paid directly as in like on the back end. So they're just streaming it off of Spotify. They don't even have like an official license or anything. That's what they said. Yeah.

Wow. I think it's pretty much just like on the back end. Like I think it's like what one stream is like one one hundredth of a cent or something. So how much money? How many streams do you have? How much money have you made? I have a look at least. Don't faint as if you don't have millions of dollars.

What do you say? Don't faint is if you don't have millions of dollars. What does that mean? Like, oh, yeah, you know, they pay you so little for streams, you know. Yeah. My 70 billion streams from that song, the cool song. I don't even remember. You know, I'm blue?

What? Eiffel 67. I'm blue da-d-d-d-da-di-di. Are you familiar? Yeah. Yeah, I was involved with the making of that song. So how much did you make on Spotify? Spotify alone?

Yeah. I made upwards of at least in the thousand. So you're feigning is it's not a lot of money It's probably like 30 or 40 million I probably made at least like I want to say 2,000 30, 40 million I'd say I don't know what the exact number

But it's not 2,000 I don't know how you would do the math Okay, whatever Why do you think your music has had such success With low-income Argentinians Who believe they can make a billion dollars By drop shipping T-shirts on Shopify I don't know bro, I love Argentina

You ever been? No So, Buenos Aires, one of the dopest, bro. Those are my fucking main people out there. I heard they live among animals. No, not as far as I've seen. Yeah. You ever had an Argentinian steak?

No. Oh, bro, you need to fucking try an Argentinian steak. You never read a resilient steakhouse? That's disgusting. What? You're spilling that all over yourself. What are you talking about? No, but really, why do you think your music has had such a global appeal?

Some artists stay just in the U.S. like you've had more success internationally, especially with delusional young people who think that they're going to become the next dendritate. Well, I would say why it works just because... Is he good? Bro. Is he good? You should have had fucking Jimmy check him out.

Anyways, seriously. Why? Oh, I do. You said it. So the proof is in the pudding, bro. Because the lyrics... Okay, so I write all my own lyrics, right? The lyrics are fucking trash, bro.

So when you have shitty lyrics That was a pretty cool move, no? Honestly, that was fucking sick. That was fucking dope. How did you hit it up so perfectly? No, but you still haven't answered my question. No, I'm telling you, I was trying to answer. So, because my lyricism, because I write all the lyrics,

all the melodies of my song, it's so fucking bad. Bro. At Desjardin Insurance, we know that when you're a building contractor, your company's foundation needs to be strong. That's why our agents go the extra mile to understand your business and provide tailored solutions for all its unique needs. You put your heart into your company, so we put our heart into making sure it's protected. Get insurance that's really big on care. Find an agent today at dejerdin.com slash business coverage.

American speakers, they know what I'm saying and they're like not going to put that shit on, but if you, maybe English is a second or in third language or maybe you don't speak it at all. And you're the legend TikTok, Seekma face guy? No, no, that wasn't me. That's my boy, though. No, that was you. Oregon, bro. What?

I hung out with them in Kyrgyzstan. That's a different guy? Kyrgyzstan. Is that even a real place? You never been to Central Asia? Tajikistan, Uzbekistan. You might know Kazakhstan. That's the one from Borat.

But technically, Turkmenistan. They definitely, they live below animals. That's what they say about those places. No, bro. Argentinians they live among them, whatever those other places. live below them. You had to go to Central Asia. I went to Kazakhstan three times last year. Actually, I had a concert there. You know, if you're going to find white people who eat people, similar to what you were saying before, you should have just started naming off these places.

Bro, Central Asia, bro. They're not white. They're basically white. What's your ethnicity? I'm German. Fully German. Is that what the accent is? A little bit of Spanish. A long time. You got curls, though. Germans with curls is surprised. This is fake hair. This is a wig like yours. Right. This isn't a wig though pull it Bro don't fucking hurt me That's a week

That's a week How is it a wig? Because I just pulled it and I felt it coming off Okay, well you hurt my head But no it's not a wig Then you just attach it way too rough What was the question Something about Argentinians

I love Argentina I don't know that's the only answer I have You're just not answering the tough one So we'll go to something easier We're supposed to say you have fucking puffies What's your favorite color? Favorite song Something like that Where's the easy fucking questions

You're hitting you at the fucking hardship, bro. I'm trying really hard here. Why is the age of consent 18? That seems like a completely arbitrary number. Why are you asking you, bro? Do I look like a fucking scientist? I don't know the fucking question. A scientist. How about we have some logic?

18. Come on. That many years. Give me a break. How old are you? What? How old are you, bro? How are you going to keep this fucking trade going? You've been 18 for like 18 years. When I met you, you were 18? When did I meet you?

You met me when I was 15. We met when I was 15, which sounds a little bit strange. That sounds bad, bro. You know those videos you made, though? They actually did pretty well. It sounds bad with the culture in America. But actually, it's bad anyways, because the implication is gay. That's why it would sound weird.

Obviously, that's not the case to any age that would be bad. But if a 15-year-old girl was meeting a 45-year-old man, is that bad? Does it sound bad? It seems bad, yeah. Why does it seem bad? Where are you from the night's age? What year were you born, dude? I'm 18.

Listen. How long are you going to keep the 18 shit? Why would I, listen, everybody says that, but why would I pretend that? The whole thing was that I was keeping the 17th thing going on for the longer. So people were less like. That's what the old old thing's girls. They say they're like two, three years younger. They said they're 18.

How long can you keep this going, dude? Well, I'm 19 next month. So not much longer. April. What? Let me guess April 1st, April Fool's Day. No, April 23rd. Really?

Yeah. So you turn away. finally 18? No, finally 19. You just did the 17 thing were so long? How did you get off the whole thing I was asking about age of consent? I told you, bro. I don't know anything about it.

All I know is that you keep changing your birthday. I'll ask you this. Should the age of consent be seven years old? No. Why? Because I'm not from the fucking night's age like you. Alternatively, you could have said you're not from Turkmenistan or one of those countries. I don't know what your ethnicity is.

I don't believe that you're 100% German. What does that have to do with my accusation against the Turkmenistan? What about Turkmenistan? I would just implying that their age of consent is extremely low. I'd have to look into it. I'm not sure. Is that why you were there? I didn't go to Turkmenistan. It's the only one I didn't go to. Really? Yeah. Is he good?

Who is that? Buddy, you good? Bro, he is literally, looks like he's about to fucking seize out. You good? You take care of these people? Who is that, Mike? Who's living here, but? by the way. Are you guys squatters right?

Like you guys just found this place and you got mail sent to it and now you guys are locked in here or what's the deal? No, we can live in and out of the building whenever we like. We have a key that we found. Really?

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Yeah. It didn't always sound that bad. But I found because of human brains, well, it's debatable, right? No. It's objective, actually. It's objective, for sure. Yeah. But it's also beauties in the eye of the beholder.

So we had some people? No, it is. There's people who say your old music was good when you were 15 or 16. That's they said to me. So what I had to do is dumb the music down so that people like... There's no dumb. summing that down. Maybe, you know, with a lower IQ could be able to enjoy it.

So what are you trying to do now? Because it seems like you've kind of fallen off. Yeah. Well, I was going to. I wasn't going to say that, but you're trying different things because that would just be mean. That's just insulting. You did the music. You stopped working out.

So then you tried to help it by not playing a character anymore. No, no. That was in. I got bored. So what are you doing now? Because now you're backing the character but not making music. Yeah. Yeah, just trying to make money doing the avatar thing.

Yeah, but that's obviously just. a bullshit thing and how are you actually making money I don't I retired is he good bro should we fuck him up whoa easy on him easy on him bro Jesus you're gonna fucking hurt him stop stop please stop please stop he just hit him with the full Nelson that was wicked dude he hit him with the full Nelson where did you learn that are you good Bro, you guys are actually the worst fucking wrestlers I've ever seen. That's all you got? Okay, that was good.

You're pretty good aim, dude. You hit him right on the head, you kick the fucking thing up. Wait, what happened here? Was that from someone else's slushy? That's a leak from the raid. Okay. How does this fucking thing go in, dude? So how long did you spend preparing these questions,

and are they specific to different people? Or you just have questions, and then you just ask. Well, I have to be specific to you because they're about your bullshit music. Right, right. And I already agreed with you on that. Yeah.

So unless there's anything else you wanted to get... I mean, you were asking how I got into making such bad music, right? Yeah. Yeah, so I had to dumb down the music to sell it to more people. Oh, oh, that's my reaction when something comes on on your songs. I know, I know. Oh, ewee. I had the same fucking reaction.

My ears started bleeding one time. Yeah. No, that doesn't make any sense because then why did you keep producing it? To make money. It's fucking crazy Argentinians. Is there any more slushies? Did you know it's easier to steal from women because they're weak and brittle? I didn't know.

Where are you going? The fucking slushy. Let me get a slushie, please, please, please. Please, just let me get the slushie, bro. What are you gonna do here? What the fuck are you gonna do here, bro? Just let me get the fucking slushie. I fuck you guys up right fucking now!

So you got any other good fucking questions here or we gotta wrap this shit up? Shut up, I have some stuff left. Okay, at least something good or I'm gonna walk. Do you think in retrospect it made sense for The Undertaker to lose his unbeaten streak at WrestleMania 30 to Brock Lesnar? I don't know. I never watched any kind of WWE fights. Why, what happened?

He was unbeaten at WrestleMania, I believe, for 21 matches, And then he finally lost to Barack Lesnar. Really? Yeah. No, I didn't see that. That was like 20 years ago. Really? So right when you were born?

Yeah, I think so. Probably around then. Yeah, I missed that. Maybe like 10 to 15. I don't know exactly. So you're a big wrestler fan? Well, it's more just a question for you. Right.

Yeah, I don't know. What's the question? Go ahead. What's the question? If it made sense in retrospect for him to lose. I think so. Why? I think because we all got to lose every hero's story.

You got to go down to come back up. Yeah, but now he's retired and he went from 21 and 0. Now he's 25 and 2. They had him lose another match afterwards. I was honestly shame. I don't know anything about the wrestling, though. The wrestling? Mm-hmm.

Do you think San Francisco's decision to decriminalize the homeless from utilizing weapons to destroy people was smart? I'm not sure. I used to live in San Francisco. And what was the question? It's about like homeless people in San Francisco. Legally now, they're allowed to walk around with knives and screwdrivers and bricks and use it to steal small bottles of deodorant and toothbrushes and stuff.

Yeah, I don't know. Did a lot of these weapons to steal stuff now? Legally in San Francisco, it's okay. Crazy. If they steal over $500, you have to give them a reward now. Really? Yeah. A reward?

It used to be you. can't steal anything, then if they're allowed to steal anything up to $500 and you cannot arrest them for it, or lock them in the store. And now, if they steal over $500, you have to reward them because of how impressive it is. That's crazy, bro. SF is a crazy place. I think they call it bipping, right? What is that? I don't know the term. They break the windows of the car, bip that shit, put their hand in there, jack some shit. I mean, apparently there's more babies, there's less babies being born than there are people bipping on the streets. SF, that's what I understand.

So more windows are broken into these cars than babies are being born. You seem like you would probably be good at the homeless-style stuff. I think so. I think so. I mean, wait, I just want to know, for real, is someone actually living here?

Where? In that room. Shopping cars. Because it kind of gives me that... It looks like someone might be staying here. Are you staying here? I'm not staying here, but... Where are you staying?

If there's a tenant in that building that helps me be able to afford having this room, Then it should be none of your business. You're way out of your dips here. You're asking this person with questions. I was just curious. That's disgusting.

Enough we don't. Okay. How do I kill the cricket under my fridge? Okay. I don't kill any kind of bugs or any kind of... I don't believe in violence. I'm a pacifist. So I only do it in the form of protection.

So anytime someone comes at me and I feel like my life's in danger, it's the only time I'll resort to violence in a situation like the one you just put me in. But I'm actually a pacifist. I don't believe in violence. And I don't believe in killing bugs even. So if there's a bug... But it's annoying.

I'm fucking sick of that shit. I'm trying to go to sleep. I'm about a fucking let-lose bug spray all over my house. But I read it would make me sick if I do too much. Yeah, you have to be careful with that. So do I do. So you just grab the... You put it into like a big gold.

You're good? What do you mean put it into a big gold? The cricket? Yeah, you put it in? Under my fridge that weighs 2,000 pounds. So lift the fucking thing up. Get some of your buddies, get Mike and Mike to help you. To lift the fridge and then what?

And then you go to run away. You scoop it up into a big cup. Shut the fucking thing. Take it outside and let him out. He's good. He's going to run away. Where is he going to go? To the other end of each under the cabinet.

Right. Well, if that's the case, then he's gone. He's not your problem anymore. What do you mean he's not my problem? Then he's going to make noises under the cabinet. There's no lifting the cabinet. It's connected to the wall. Well, maybe you should get a carpenter to come.

And do what? I don't know what the fucking tell you. The carpenter is going to let him out nice. The carpenter would rather. shoot him with a gun. The carpenter is offended a vegan. Not my carpenter. Who is your carpenter? You want a guy? I've got a guy in L.A. is cheap.

Not a guy that's allowing the crickets to live. You don't need to kill the crickets. You just got to displace. So you're vegan, you don't need animals or anything? I eat a lot of meat, every meal. But you just won't kill bugs. There's different levels. I don't even really know what being a pacifist means to me. It just means I don't believe in fighting unless my life's in danger. But I don't believe in killing something

But if it's already dead, I'll eat it The damage is done What if it's annoying It's like your wife Or I'm gonna not become a passive feast anymore Bitch I don't know anything about that But my wife's incredibly kind, generous

And I never would say that to her I heard the opposite I heard you begging her to tell her Fans to stop harassing you online What? Don't act like you're in a position of power here I'm not You're gonna drink that

I could if you want me to If you give me a percentage of the prize Draft picks There's been some disgusting shit on that table before I believe it here That's real gross That's disgusting I know you think you're doing a beat right now

Where you're a smoke but I don't give a shit That's seal your body that you're messing up there There's been human feces on that table That's fine I'm not kidding by the way I'm not like I don't try to make it There's been actual shit on that table

I had HIP Filar Laura Bro, when I ate food that had human feces in it and I got an ulcer because of it, I'm not scared of this shit. What are those little candies called? M&Ms or Skittles? I like Reese's Pieces, if you're asking. Yeah, but what do they call those little candies? Rees' pieces, that's all I eat, bro. What? Reesies pieces.

But that's clear what that is. It's that circular chocolate bar. Yeah, what's your question? The little candies, those little small, colorful ones, are they called Skittles or M&Ms? Depends. Chocolate or not? I don't know. What do you mean chocolate? Why don't you fucking try it out and tell me?

Try it. How would I be able to determine? What kind of fucking question is that, bro? If it's chocolate, then which one is it? I don't know. And how could I know it's chocolate? Well, it could be a Reese's pieces. You'd have to test it out.

A Reese's pieces is a big circular piece of chocolate. No, you're talking about a Reese's cup, dude. I'm not about a Reese's pieces. Is that another small, colorful little candy? Miniature, yeah. So how do I, this is way too confusing. You have to test it out. Why couldn't the first guy just trademark it so I couldn't get confused?

I don't know, bro. Because one of them's got peanut butter. One of them is just chocolate, and one of them is actually some kind of gelatinous, maybe sugar. You good? He looks like he's turning into a snake or something. You have any good questions, anything that actually will maybe create a thought-provoking conversation?

Do you think despite his brain problems, Longneck would be able to create better music than you? I would say probably, yeah. I mean, just he'd make me. No. And he has brain problems and his voice sounds like shit. Motherfucker, that guy is what he is. You don't like him? I love Longneck. He's one of my best friends. He's the next guest in five minutes.

Is he coming here? I would be so hyper. We're going to have to end the episode now because Logneck is coming in and I have to get ready to. Can I meet him? On the way out maybe if you would like to. I would like to. But do you think you'd be able to make better music than you? Easily, yeah. Can you help him with it?

I could produce some of his tracks. But then he's going to become real bad. That's what makes money, bro. We've seen it time after time. It's not making money for you anymore. It's been years. I know you're living in the past a little bit because you have some head trauma

from pretending to fight all the podcast hosts you go on. Right, right. But. Well, no, it's not that I have issues with my frontal love. It was never fully developed. Because you smoked a lot of weed. I did a lot of drugs early on, yeah, in high school. Harder than weed?

I've done it all, my man. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, well, thanks for coming on. I have to film with Longneck now. Okay. Hey, thank you for having me. Mike. pleasure

legend is there anything you would like to promote yeah sure uh this is and uh yeah

I have got an I love coming soon and uh Oliver tree thanks for having me bro they didn't even hear a thing it's okay