The Matan Show - Matan Pranks Trevor Wallace For 3 Years (ft. Howie Mandel)

Episode Date: September 14, 2025

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See Golden Nuggett Casino.com for details. responsibly. Hello guys, welcome back to the podcast. Welcome today's guest, Trevor Wallace. Hello, guys. Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Trevor Wallace. Hello, guys. Welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest, we have Trevor Wallace. And welcome, of course, Michael. Let's get Michael in here. Of course. Michael. And for today's co-host, we have Mike Mike, welcome in Mike, Mike. Hello. Nice to see you again. Go tell everybody who you are. You stand there, go there, and then you'll come back in.

right there and then welcome back to today's podcast everybody and we have our guest now and then come in and then tell them who you are in your name and what you do and why do they know you yeah hell yeah you look like you cyber the fuck out of some people cyber bullying or are you like a cyber police you know you look great you have beautiful eyes man Trevor Wallace hottest guy to exist on the internet no no no no there are people that don't know you Trevor walls go go again okay okay come in and then tell them go again okay I'm gonna say here is our guest for the podcast and then when I say that then

you come in and tell the people who you are and then I'll start asking questions no no no no don't touch anything all right hello guys welcome back to the podcast come on in Terry Cruz. That was a joke, right? You were making a joke? I want to give a little context so everybody knows what's going on.

Please. So unfortunately, I've already shot a podcast with Trevor Wallace about one and a half years ago. Oh, no. Is there somebody back here? No, no. But unfortunately, the file got corrupted, so this is our second time shooting.

Can you give a little context? Yeah, thanks for coming back. I'm excited to be here. Can I just say that I'm very happy that you're here? because the file got corrupted the last time you were here. You fuck with Drake? Say it. Say it. You want to say it. Say it. You fuck with Drake?

Oh, you don't fuck with Drake? That's controversial. Why are you looking at him? You can talk. That's too much. What is the difference between a gay or a homosexual? What's the difference between a gay and a homosexual? I don't know. Would you like to share? It's really just how much your uncle's head is. drink. I think when he's sober, he'll say homosexual. When he's hammered, he'll go hard G. You know, last time, it was a funny bit, but I think the audio would have been messed up

anyway. It wasn't the, well, tell him what the bit was, and then I'll explain why you're saying that. Every time I would say something, a new person would come in and laugh and laugh, because I do stand-up and you're like, oh, you're standing comedian, and then I could say anything and then people would come in to laugh. It was funny at first, then I got like, it's probably good it didn't come out. This guy, this is my rabbi. You guys know I'm Jewish? You are Jewish? Yeah. I don't know about it. I'm not. I'm not. The shaky hand. Mr. Park, Parkinson's himself. Oh, are we doing the same bit again?

Dude, if we do the same bit, I'm going to be so pissed. And you're willing to show up is a good thing that you would do that. It begins. So, it begins. What's the difference between a comedian like you and the legend Bill Cosby? What's the difference between a comedian like you and the legend Bill Cosby? What is the difference between a comedian like you and the, legend Bill Cosby. What is that

difference? Us. Big, big difference. I don't like Jello or tapioca or whatever you put in it. What does that mean? He would put Ruficillin in Jello. I don't even like... What is Rufusilin? Check this fucker's pockets.

Huh? Check his pockets. Is that like a drug that will make you sleepy? Yeah, you seem to know a lot about it. Uh, he has no Riz. He, he had to do incredibly violent things to get laid. I don't, I don't do that. He, we're also different. What do you think? What?

You have only been with people that are awake. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah. I think most people should do that too. What is the craziest fan interaction you've had? What's the craziest fan interaction you've had? have had.

What's your craziest fan interaction? Uh, uh, you got it. See, that one was actually, I like these guys. Because every time I've done this, he's brought a lap track. He, being you, Maton. So since you're Maton, can we shake hands? Because Maton would shake hands. Maton's not a germophobe.

But Howie Mandel, on the other hand. Did you get to shake Howard Mandel's hand? Did you grow up with one or both parents? one or both parents? Both? And are each of those parents yours? You're not answering the question. I'm just thinking, man.

Uh, yeah, they're both mine, but like, I'm skeptical. Were you born this funny or how did you become this funny? Were you born this funny or what? How did you become so funny? funny I don't know man I don't know dude I got bullied a lot as a kid I don't know man my parents didn't talks me a whole lot when I was a kid oh this guy's dude this guy got recasted there it is can you scoot over this way uh which way to this way yeah yeah And then he's on it?

This is my podcast. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Here, go left. Go left. Sir. Sir. Okay, go right here. When you're trying to perform stand-up comedy,

when somebody heckles you, how do you respond? When you're trying to perform stand-up comedy, when somebody heckles you, how do you respond? How do you respond? I don't even have to say anything. They just do it for me. I'm crushing right now. I'm fucking crushing it right now.

I'm fucking crushing right now. What do I respond with? You do not respond? No, I do. Can you please respond to this question? I'll do my best. Yes. The question again, I'm going to ask,

when you're trying to perform stand-up comedy, when somebody heckles you, how do you respond? With an insult. That's what it sounds like. You actually, you just say insult, or do you actually have an insult? I have one, yeah. I usually have one, yeah.

If you were a superhero, which powers we? you choose if you were a superhero what powers would you choose none I don't question you have to give me what would you do I'm curious like what like what are we talking give me a scale what would you do I see now he's getting pissed at no I guess maybe I would choose flying why he would make like it would help travel, you know, no cars. It would eliminate possibility of death from, like, a car. A lot of people

die from that are airplanes or something. Yeah, I go flying. They'll do that then. No, I go flying. But you're just stealing my face. What? You're just not a joke, but you're stealing my answer. Oh, fuck, dude. Next. What's that an answer?

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What is the hardest drug that you have ever taken? Acid. Fuck, dude. Maybe Ambien on a flight to Australia. They got me pretty. Molly, I don't know Have you ever I did try to overdose on

Corseed and Coff in Colton High School Are you guys laughing at my fucking OD stories? Have you ever made a joke to somebody that made them try to fight you? Have you ever made a joke to somebody that made them try and fight you?

About nine years ago at a Marie Callender I was doing a show there Yeah, you can laugh at that That's fucking sad A Marie Callender's a pie shop in Santa Clarita And I said some joking The guy says something from the back

Oh, I said something about having a day job And he's like, well, you should keep your day job And then afterwards I got off stage He came up to me Went to shake my hand And it hit me in the nuts Hey, Harry Mandel Hi, doing.

Thank you. Sorry. Hey, Howie. I thought you said you're getting Sophia for me. Genuine laugh. Oh, now you're in on the bit, too. Ah, I see. I see.

Okay. Okay Hell yeah That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying And I was like Women When baby like

Why didn't she love at that All right, all right, all right By the way, I should tell you now Eddie Hall is not coming And I have not prank Eddie Hall I don't know who that is. I already knew that this was going to happen. Oh, yeah, I knew this was happening.

I'm just toning these guys out and only listening to you the respective co-hosts because I'm used to this much laughter. I'm used to crushing this hard always. Play the clip. Not that one, the other one. What's so funny about that? That's what I'm saying.

Is this any home? What's your favorite religion? What's your favorite religion? What's your favorite religion? Uh, bad bitches hose. Whatever one the hottest chick around me has. Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

This feels great. Are you going to see the smashing machine first or a birth of a nation? I don't know what that is. Are you going to see Moana 2 first or the birth of a nation? nation I don't really like movies are you going to see Barbie or the birth of a nation first probably Barbie what's your favorite movie of all time hmm I don't know my favorite movie god I don't know man maybe bugs life why bugs life just a motivational story you know it just really tells that

a tail deeper than what would you think. It's got a lot of meaning to it. What does he motivate you to do? Bug's life? Not be a bug, I don't know. What? Not be a bug. Conquer those who put you down?

Who's putting you down? You said you grew up in nice. You. Whatever one is vertical in all my TikTok feed was Subway Surfer, probably that one. It would have been funnier if you guys didn't laugh at that point. When you're trying to perform stand-up comedy, when somebody heckles you, how do you respond? Yes, that one.

Oh, the germs thing? What's the craziest fan interaction you've had? Uh... Uh... I don't know, man. Is that you part of the show? Everybody's just so excited to see you. I mean... Is that Jared Fogel in a Batman suit?

That's just the Batman. You kind of have a Jared Fogel-esque. Where's he going? He's done. I could only book him for like 20 minutes. Yeah, okay. You have your own podcast, right? Sip Sox every Wednesday.

have you on is it gonna be in good faith or is I'm gonna get pranked or something for whatever reason no I would never be great if there is this type of laughing it's because you're funny that's all I don't understand what's so funny I just don't get it you don't want them laughing why are you not talking no I'm just used to it it it seems maybe I didn't mean to frustrate you it's You don't have to play along. If you don't want, we can... During the Volvo Fall Experience event,

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Last time was weird. What made the difference? Who's the difference maker here? I don't know. Superjacket's pretty hard He's got good style You pointed to two of the only people who were there last time. You guys were there last time? See? Watch this banana That was a genuine laugh Fuck, dude. I'm sorry.

Why do you keep pointing to your head? Because I'm just like, like fuck boy, like ta-ha. You know what I mean? Now between you and your co-host, who do you think he's getting the podcast more views? I think it's plateaued. I don't think anyone is... You're saying the podcast itself is not getting views anymore? Yeah. But the amount he does get, who's contributing more to that percentage there?

Uh, I don't know, maybe maybe, maybe like 60, 40. So he went down? Yeah, sure. Why? Something bad happened to him? Because last time you said it was 50-50. Do you have your own podcast? You do, right?

Yes, stiff socks. Is that solo or you have a co-host? I'm a co-host, Michael Blaustein. Very funny man. You guys split it 50-50? Yeah. Who do you think is getting the podcast more views? Like which one of you is more famous?

You can answer honestly. Maybe me in the beginning, but now it's probably leveled out. He's... So did you go down or he went up? That's fucking bars right there. No, I'm asking this question. No, he caught up. He caught up to me, you know?

So maybe I started coasting and he started excelling. Do you think you're at all responsible for that? Maybe you putting him on that podcast helped his career? Maybe a little bit, but it's... Once you get handed the spotlight of any story, it's up to you to maintain it and grow it. It's like, people might have looked at me like, who is this guy? But if he's not funny, he wouldn't have grown it.

So maybe I showed him, I showed people to him, but he was responsible for proving that he's funny day. But yeah, put that fucker on. Yeah, he went down. Fuck, man. I'm not. I'm not going to do the bit. Oh, I'm not going to do the bit three times in a row.

What did I do? You sat on the phone and you weren't going to do the bit. And you're doing the bit. I just think you're such a funny guy that it would be a disservice to all my friends here if I didn't let them come to see a performance from you. True. Both really. Is that Little Caesars?

Oh, McDonald's. Ah! Type shit. Type shit. Type shit. Have you ever heard a comedian make such a funny joke you decided to steal it? Have you ever heard a comedian make such a funny joke you decided to steal it? No.

No. Why not? Because you can't do that. It's plagiarism. That's illegal. And then you don't get booked and you're known as a joke stealer. You clapped like a seal. That's cool. Why didn't you ever try to steal one?

Maybe it would have been easier than coming up with jokes yourself? That's a good point. I'll try that. Do you have one I can steal? could steal I'm not a comedian so no but I'm sure it's pretty easy yeah give me your best you want me to make a joke yes and then I'll steal it Beto fucking idiot dumb dumbass Talk about your mom! Talk about your mom!

How old are you? How old are you? 30. 31. 32. Now it hurts, now, now it hurts. No, put them. No, put them. 32, 32, 32, 32, 32, 32, 32, 32.

That one actually hurts. That was actually, that was the most appropriate laughter the whole time. How are we only 22 minutes in? What a nightmare. Sorry man, what do you want me to do? Dumbass! I wish you were just a little bit less funny. It would have made the podcast better.

Can you try being less funny on your next answers? So no hoes in here? So no hose in here? Thank you. That's been my time. Thank you so much. No, hold on. We need you here for just another 40, 50 minutes. Is that okay? Great. Where in the world would you want to live the least?

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The least. What's your favorite apple? Uh, Encino. Probably this garage. Honeycrisp. These backhouse that you're calling a garage or the garageway they were hiding? Oh wow, you hide these people in a garage?

He was pitch black in there. How long were they in that? Really? No food? Any crafty? Like food, water, uncrustables? Some of them might have got water. Oh.

Where would I want to live the least? Bakersfield. That's the town in like in the middle of Vegas and Los Angeles? Kind of yeah. Why did you pick that? Just a lot of meth there, you know. I feel like I already have a skinny face and if I did meth like my just bones will be poking through my face. What makes a comedian like you so funny and somebody like him not?

He looks funny. There's clearly a different reaction for you than him, you know what I mean? You're scared to talk. What makes a comedian like you funny? uh what makes a comedian like you funny and somebody like him for example not i don't know i've i've only heard him laugh i haven't heard him talk at all i don't got to explain myself i'm fucking crushing okay what about what about me what makes you funny and not me because they're not laughing at me so what's how that is true yeah that's fuck i think you're funny

okay what what no i think you're funny i I think you're funny and you know what you're doing you're really smart Yeah can you try making a joke can you make a a funny joke and then I want to see if he's laughing Maton no see I'm fucking crushing dude Can you, can you try a stand-up jokes, maybe stand up for a second and try one? I don't have any. I don't even, I don't have to try. I'm just crushing too hard already.

So you started off on Vine. How did you transition to being sort of a normal comedian? What do you think is the next step? How will you go from being a viner to a like a stand-up comedian? What is the next step? How will you go from being a viner to a stand-up comedian? Oh, people still make fun. I think you already have done that, honestly. Probably do this show more or other. Do this show.

This is my audience right here. These are my people. What's a good stand-up joke you told they made people like you? What's a good stand-up joke? joke that you told while doing standards that made people like you as a person. Do you really want to do a joke live? Yeah. So many.

What? I got some good ones. What? I got some good ones. I would tell him, but everybody's just laughing. I can't even. Thank you. Can you tell one of those jokes, please?

You'd have to see him live, like, I don't have, like, knock, knock, knock. Can you stand up and do a joke as if you're doing stand-up comedy? Nah. They're like stories. What? They're like stories. Can you tell a story then? Yeah.

I'm already crushing, I don't need to tell jokes. I know, but imagine what the reaction would be if you then tell a joke. This is just you being normal. What? Matton's mom. Maton's mom. No, no, no, stop, stop, stop! I thought you were going to tell a story.

He broke the table. Okay, can you tell a funny story, please? No. So you don't want, you're not going to perform any stand-up comedy here. No. Why would I do that? I don't need to even tell jokes. I'm crushing right now. Why not?

Not the right audience. What type of audience would be the correct one for something like that? Intellectual people. Big breasted women. What? What? What? What?

Do his eyes ever get dry? How much money to the dot? Do you make a day, a month, a year? You ask so many questions right there. I don't know. I don't know, man. Not enough to turn down these gigs. Approximately how much money are you making every year?

Good amount, honestly. That's very unspecific. Can you give like a number or something to the dollar? Yeah, I made a couple dollars, yeah. You say a number and I say higher or lower. Like 60,000? A year? What am I the McDonald's worker?

Fuck more! Why are you insulting the McDonald's worker? Because he's McDonald's worker. If it was Wendy's, maybe. So how much do you make then? You know? More than that. More than a million?

More than a million? Uh, no. More than 500 grand? A year? Yeah. Uh, maybe around. Wow, do you fucking me! You must be the general manager!

I'm trying! Fuck, I gotta get my bread up, dude. Can I say anything in the laugh? Abortion! See, you guys shouldn't have laughed. It would have been so much funny if I just said that. Watch this. 9-11.

But everything I say is hilarious. Go ahead. Does your family support your attempted? career or were they hoping for something better? Does your family support your attempted career or were they hoping for something better? Do you want me to defeat Duke Fishwan? No. The producer laughing at that one's fucking crazy.

No, they're very supportive. They come to a lot of my shows. They wear the merch. That was genuine. Fuck me. Uh, yeah, probably up until this point though. this point though what one made this the turning point look at this room she looks like a bonnie blue waiting room See how excited they get when you tell a joke and what if you try telling a story?

You're not even going to respond with words? Why not? It's my show. I'll do it. you think it was gonna go I knew going into it is gonna be the same fuckery the same bit oh this is one of those shows I wanted to tell you before this it's not gonna be good for audio that's his whole bit it's like you're gonna come in whatever he says you're gonna laugh I'm just mad because I just want to be on this show but not like this I just I want to be on the show what I want to be on the show but not like this like

I feel like you and I would have a funny bandit together each other. What? You said you're upset because you came here for a third time? Yes. Well, I apologize about that. I can tell you that I won't try this again. By the way, why do you keep picking on that guy?

Notice you've been targeting him a little bit. What's your favorite? Who? Hold on, I need to grab something. No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hold on, I'll be back in one way. The laughing still happen?

That's 32, 32, 32, 32, 32, 32, 32. That shit, 32, 32, 32. 32, 32, 32. 32, 32, 32. 32, 32, 32. 32, 32. 32, 32, 32.

32. 32. That shit is actually pretty funny. Ha ha ha ha. Hold on. I have to go to a show after this. I gotta perform after this. Please, no water.

I have to go to a show after. Please, sir. What? What happened with the water? I have to go to a show after this. Please know. I remember last time I did this podcast. I left here with a lot of water on me

I wouldn't do that again please don't I just bought this hoodie you should take it off are you serious what does that have to do with your show the water here because I've done the show twice already and he splashed at me every time it's the exact same episode three times in a world

trs.com truffeckos.com So if you're assuming that I have to spray it on you because it's the same episode, then why are you asking me not to? It's already established I'm going to or not going to? What show are you going to after this? When you perform, you usually get reactions as good as this? Oh, dude, every night. I'm used to this by now. The first episode I was annoyed.

I'm pissed. Why did I agree to this? Because I wasn't that funny. Now I'm used to this. Now you're having fun. Yeah. You can see the progression. The first episode I was pissed.

Second, I was still pissed. Are you enjoying this one more? I'm having a great time. And now I'm leaning. I get it. I get it it's it the good I like the arc of it. How many tables have you gone to it what? How many tables have you gone through it? Maybe like 10 or 20. I believe the first table that was broken you broke it actually because you were angry the first time table. I'll dunmo you, dude.

I've worked on myself a lot. Right. Why are my fingers infected? Why are my fingers infected? Ew. You should actually get something medical help, dude. This is... Like, you can take a day off from recording.

Like, you should actually get help. You should get help. What is that from? Fucking tech decking too hard? How did you get that? What is tech deck? The mini skateboards? Oh, the ones you use with your fingers?

Yeah. No, that's not where I got it. But we'll move on. I just wanted to see if you had any advice from my fingers. Yeah, get help. Do you have insurance? Which hospital do you have a plan with? Do you a plan with?

Kaiser Permanente. I do, but what would they do? It's just my fingers are infected. Did he stop you give you like a cream or something? You should get help man You should stop punching table I couldn't hear you what did you say You should get help man that that's not good

You're gonna you're gonna give a girl a UTI if you What? Can you say that again? I couldn't hear you. You're gonna give a girl a UTI. What? You're gonna give a girl a UTI. What can you say it again?

I couldn't hear you. You're gonna get a girl. Let me text it to you. You're gonna give a girl a UTI. What? 32, 32, 32, 32, 32, 32, 32. 32, 32, 32, 32. All right, all right, all right.

Speaking of numbers. Play that game, too. I have your number as well, buddy. The difference is I have editing access. I am... Dumbass! I text to you the UTIP. What?

I texted you about the UTI thing. What? I texted you about the UTI thing. What? Just give me your phone. I'll read it on your message. Why not? What?

Give me a phone. All right, man, you got my 30 minutes out of me. Can we wrap it up? Hold on, hold on. What? I'm doing service here for you. This is... You have to go?

I just don't want to be here anymore. here anymore I mean what more can I do I thought you said you're having fun this time all right I'll say all right UT I'll stay yeah I'll stay what Um No, no, sit next to him Sorry No, no, sit next to him Oh, really?

Yes If you don't want me to touch you No, no, no, no, no! No, no! No, I want... Oh my god on that floor then. Oh, that, man.

Hey, Andy. Do you want my seat? You want to share? Oh, sorry. Hey, Andy. You don't talk. Don't talk gay like that to me. I don't like it.

Oh, my bad. Now we got Andy Dick all the way from Rhode Island to gripe Trevor Wallace. Yeah! You know me, Tommy. This is... This is... Oh, that's my cop! That's my cock! That's my cock! You got it! You grabbed it.

I got it. You got it. You got all my Andy Dick. Those are tight nuts. B cups. Oh, I've heard stories about you, Andy. I've heard stories about you. Somebody had been working out.

I've heard stories about you, Andy. By the way, that was a joke. I just knew he was gonna . We didn't tell him to do this. You offered him your seat. I'm a gentleman. I'm falling. Oh, no, I'm getting push off the show.

I gotta go now. You have to go? I'm gonna push off my chair. But Andy, Andy, Andy. Andy. Andy, can you stand next to the black guy there? I don't like black people. Can you stand next to this guy here, the fatter one?

What? Oh, because it's your hundredth episode. No, I just need you to, because he's going to leave because you're going to be him. Then why don't you get the fuck up, bitch? That's a good point. Close the door, close the door. You can have a hearting surprise. Come back for a second? No, I don't know.

He's, this is when he turns into a director, which is fun. But you can have that. No, you, you're, so I come for t-h-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Don't go do this to me again. Do not do this to me again. He scares it, it's fine. All right, guys, moving closer. Well, I don't think you know how leaving works.

Okay, we can let him leave. You guys can move back. Thanks for coming on. We appreciate it. Thanks for having me. If you can come back soon, the five got corrupted. Oh, fuck. Thanks for watching. Thanks for watching. That's gonna be it I know that a lot of you guys have been waiting for the long neck episode and since I wasn't able to make it happen in the first 100

The next 100 will all be with long neck Thanks Trevor for coming By the way one more thing I'm gonna start doing this to you on other people's shows