The Matan Show - Matan Starts a Fight Between Airsoftfatty, Burt & Julian Newman

Episode Date: June 8, 2025

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Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have airsoft fatty welcome in. Thanks for coming I appreciate it. Going good please sit right there. The table is going to collapse these things are very fragile. That's besides the point if I sit on it it will collapse. You're on a weight loss journey? I had a question about that but first pull the mic closer to you at least. Yes but pull the mic close so we can get the audio for you. There we go.

Please just introduce yourself in case anybody isn't familiar with you and all that one. Oh yeah so my name is Chris but I go by Airsoft Fat hold it. Please just introduce yourself in case anybody isn't familiar with you and all that one. Oh yeah. So my name's Chris, but I go by AirsoftFatty online. Y'all can find me on YouTube, on Twitch, on Instagram. I mean, pretty much anywhere you can make an account, you'll find me there. And I just do a lot of generalized things, like to make Star Wars skits. I like to make vlogs and cooking videos. You know, but doing this is 2014, and I plan to keep doing this till I'm 214

214 and a question about what you said earlier. Do you ever plan on losing weight? I'm already on a journey my friend You're already on the way there. Yes, how much how many pounds are you down? So if we're talking from my heaviest which was 511 pounds, I'm down about 240 pounds now to 275 Wow, but if we're talking when I've been taking the workout more serious which have been about the past two years that would be around my 450 marker when I started so about another so one point you were 500 pounds yes well how many years ago was that like three four years ago that would have been 2017 ish right around that point

you know I had made a promise to my mother that if I ever got to that point like I told her to do something that would scare the fuck out of me I told her and this is really messed up I do not suggest anyone do this because this is dark to do but I told her mother if I ever get to over 500 pounds by the way welcome today's co-host Mike sorry he was a little bit late fucking he ain't getting paid today continue what you were saying anyhow yeah so where was I again you had made a promise with your brother no my mother oh yeah and so basically the promise was this if i had ever gotten over 500 pounds to put me down like a dog because at that point i would kill you completely myself yeah i told her to do that to

me and at the doctor's office when that skillset 511 she looked me said you still want me to go through it I looked at it with the widest eyes on earth I said nah, I want to take a chance at this I want to try to fix this. So you originally you were at your heaviest before the iDubbbz documentary? Yes before the iDubbbz and I first started trying to fix it. And that's where most people know you from? Yes a lot of people know me from lot of people they also me from other places do you think that i don't grow from would give yourself up for a piece of

cheese you know where comes out of i want to just leave the gap is when you like them now you know what so i have no beef with it and if you ever want to reach out and chat

I'd be open to it, but He's someone that I burnt a bridge with a while back You guys don't talk anymore? No and Finish your story, but welcome in please the second guest Burt Welcome him in now Please close that by the way yes, and then you can come sit next to me finish what you're saying please I can't even remember where I was just now okay

so please introduce yourself in case anybody doesn't know you hi there I'm Bert Bronx Bert B-U-R-T like black urban raw top I'm from Fishtank season 3 of the winner of the show of the season Sam Hyde show yeah Sam Hyde show yeah Fishtank is a interactive 24-7 livestream series interactive 20% of the live stream series. Was that your phone or mine? Oh. You might have gotten a call. Oh, I think my phone, I think it's just people hitting up and stuff. Finish what you were saying about iDubbbz, please,

and thanks for introducing yourself. Anyhow, I tend to try and keep away from talking about him as much as I can at this point. Because you know, I did, there was a chunk of time where I was kind of Being stupid hated him said talked a lot of shit But now that I'm matured more I can see where I was in the fucking wrong being a dumbass and now it's like You know if there's a day he wants to chat and allow me to apologize to his face

So you think you're the one who was in? I was pretty much completely in the wrong even though like people can argue that there are things on his end But I don't I think in that in that regard that's all on me for being the fucking idiot that did what I did what did you do got into a huge like argument with him I won't go too much into detail was it in relation to his girlfriend you tried to offer her a piece of cheese my friend I don't know what beef you got with her but I don't have any I've never even spoken to them that was just the impression i got when i was doing some research on you and then i let him to meet looking into him a little bit

yeah so like i said i am i'm just at a point right now where if he wants to reach out and talk with me i'm open to it and i would definitely apologize like a man to his face not even just through messaging and things like that but uh i'm also not going to actively go pursue and push myself on to him because at this point you know I fucked up I just need to prove that I'm not gonna let that fucker pull me back right how do I exit my cycle of getting dizzy when I get up falling and knocking myself out getting up falling and knocking myself out because I'm dizzy and then the cycle repeats itself I would say see a doctor and then if you've already seen a doctor and they

ain't doing much for you I mean it might just be time to pray to whatever whatever you believe in and just hope because I didn't see the doctor about it but when I went to go see him I told him I was having that issue but then I woke up and then he said that he had fixed the problem, but he didn't do anything Then I suggest a really good prayer night just good prayer prayer and hope because right now man I don't know how to approach that because if you're really going through that I don't know man you might you might be wearing a lot of makeup if that's happening for real I'm not really injuring myself. I have a lot of carpet at home, but... Bert? You good?

Yeah, yeah, um, it's just like carpet. I just noticed the carpet. It's like black. You just noticed the carpet? Yeah, I noticed it's black like... You squared off to the carpet. I wanna know how you felt first. Go ahead, I gotta hold it because I'm just a hair. Okay, okay. Hold it? No, I got it. You did it. Bro, you're the bro right now.

You got your moment. Let me hold the boom mic for you. Go ahead. Okay, I noticed that he said he has carpet at home. I noticed that there's carpet here in this black aesthetic similar to my black and gray aesthetic that I like to have. Black, gray, and middle. They're saying your clothes or your skin color?

I'm dark skinned West African male. My clothing palette, my aesthetic usually is like black, with gray and middle. Black with gray and middle. Okay, I understand. A man's got a look he likes to aim for daily. Yeah. Children are dying

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Sponsor now and receive this Teco digital sports watch as a free gift. If you stage dived at one of your concerts, what would be the death toll? Ooh, that's a good question. I've always wondered that and I've always wanted to try it. Who knows, maybe this coming roll out I might try it. This is going to be released way after that so the start will already be out. What do you predict? Probably zero because I'm always the type of guy that brings the good vibes. But if I were to actually do it, I don't think anyone would die because I've gotten light enough but I'd probably throw a few people's backs out. What if you were at your heaviest from back in 2017 now? That's where you start getting into okay?

That's kind of deadly to be falling on people from that height and I would have to say I mean if I'm being reasonable You got to go by your body mass you got to go by the circumference of everything You got to take in the area then you got to decide you know What is the circumference of everyone else? What is the area and square units that they consume? How many people in similar size are in that parameter? Then you've got to kind of take in the fact, okay, how fast is he falling? What's the height he's falling from? Is he falling just straight down on top of them, like a pff like up or is it

going to be something where he kind of dives at an angle and then it becomes something more of like a catapulted rock yes there's a lot to take is welcome in the today's third guest Iron Man but if I had to use Iron Man mr. Tony Stark as a reference I'd say I could probably kill about five of them fire yeah five on action in her five if you were trying to kill five? On accident if I were to fall off the stage. What if you were trying? Yeah, what if you were doing it strategically?

Now you're talking my language. Strategy here. I'm a Rainbow Six player, okay? I love strategy. Well, I used to play Rainbow Six, now I don't really. Play Marvel Rivals now. Anyhow, if I had to guess nowadays I could probably launch myself and I mean this is kind of dark

to say right this is kind of fucked up but no I mean if I really fucking tried I probably could take 20 with me 20 wow like a lot of people but that's that's you know I got to be carrying my workout hammer with me at that point I'm likely gonna be running and just slipping into it because I'm gonna have to go so an angle. Oh so you're not just following you're taking you're bringing weapons in you. I'm basically doing what Thor does to fly and shucking myself at the cloud. Yes I understand. Why doesn't the US join Russia in the war so they can just split all of the land instead of losing more goddamn money sorry about that I'm gonna have to be honest with you

okay it's still good it's still standing anyhow I'm gonna have to tell you probably Cold War sentiments my friend Cold War sentiments I think there's just too much from the Cold War that's too much hatred hatred you know previous laws things like wasn't back then I think, might have been part of Russia? It was, I believe so. I believe it wasn't until after that. So why don't we hate them too? Let's split it all together.

Let's start hating all of them. I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't touch too much on politics, but I'm gonna say it like this. I think the reason a lot of people tend to defend the people who get attacked is just because they're not the ones provoking the war. They're not the ones begging for it. They're the ones that are kind of like, hey, fuck off like hey fuck off. Oh, I'm not saying Russia is right I'm just saying it would be in the u.s. His best interest if we just

Steal half of that land too because then instead of funding it we actually gain something What that be very fortuitous though if you think about it? Because you got to look at it like this right Ukraine is allied with you know With Geneva they're their ally. They're in the union of countries for no, but no, but they're not gonna take their side over the US They're already not fighting back with soldiers against the Russians based on agreements based on the Geneva Convention and such Some countries are actually stuck defending another country Regardless of how they feel please welcome in today's fourth guest Julian Newman yes thanks for coming nice to meet you

please take a seat right there We're still good, we're still good. Gotcha, gotcha. Hey, what's up, bro? How are you? What's going on, man? Not much, man, not much. That's my man right there. Oh yeah. Iron Man? Looks good. Nah, nah, that's my man. I be seeing him on your, on your, on your, yeah, yeah.

Him or him? Him. Now, can you please tell me a little bit about your friend here? Him? You tell me a little bit about him. I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know much about him, but I can tell you this much, I'm looking at his face. Yeah. Tell me a little bit about him. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know much about him. But I can tell you this much, I'm looking at his face.

And he's showing me a happy glow. And that's telling me he's going to be good vibes all night long. Okay, so please in case anybody doesn't know you, please introduce yourself. My name is Julian Newman. I was known as a young kid on the high school basketball team. Then my family got a reality show. And now I'm making my pro basketball case. I was a young kid on a high school basketball team, then my family got a reality show, and now I'm making my pro basketball case as well as being an influencer on YouTube.

You're playing professional basketball right now? No, no. I'm grinding to do it. But you were playing about a year or two ago, you were playing a D1 or something? So okay, at the moment I'm actually playing college basketball at a school in Anaheim. Can I ask you a question about that? Why does your team let you shoot over and over until you're down 150 at half time? I mean damn bro that's YouTube because to be real I play like 5 to 7 minutes a game

so it's not my fault we're losing that much. It just looks that way. And you know I'm a freshman on a team, I'm a 23 year old freshman on a team where you know seniors and juniors were on it have been there for years. So, you know, it's basically like You know, they're playing them cuz it's like they've been there. You know I'm saying so I so you think you're better than your teammates Oh, no, I think I'm better than everybody in the world basketball wise. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah So, you know no disrespect to them. They're're my boy how do you think something like that you know I've been grinding since a kid you feel me and you know undilusively I feel

like I can get a bucket on anybody you feel me like okay I'm not saying I'm the best basketball player ever but I feel like nobody can guard me. When you're done playing basketball will you consider starting an only fans? Hold up hold up how are you consider starting an OnlyFans? Hahahaha! Hold up, hold up, how are you gonna play my boy like that? Well he runs in his family. You started OnlyFans, that's ending your career. That's you saying, yep, I can't do it anymore. I gotta just sell the weakest part of my body just to make it. I know but he runs in his family, that's why I'm asking.

Ha ha, he's called passes. It's like a you know app or not an app or like a site where you You know self subscriptions it seems like only fans, but it's not there's no nudity or nothing like that For herself I guess I mean, but what is the contents being sold on there? So uh really it could be basketball cut they they even sell like t-shirts They even sell like skincare products, but personally I don't know but I do know nudity is not being sold Are you subscribed? No Why not if it's just basketball what would be the problem? Are you know it just like you see how you like label it only fans? You're not the only ones, you're not wrong to do that. But, you know, I'm just not going to do that just because.

But I do look at her page. You look at her page? Your dad is managing your sister's only fans. It's not only fans, it's passes. Right, yes. Finish what you were saying before he got you. Sorry about that. I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't remember what I was even saying at that point. I'm just saying this.

He just looks like he's a good time, good vibes kind of guy. Were the California fires caused by that fire I started? What? Oh, I heard about the fires. What fire? LA fires. The big LA fires. Never heard of it.

You didn't hear about that You know shot everybody I didn't start lost our homes and stuff man. Thank God bless too soon Well too soon says the guy who apparently did it no I didn't I'm asking if I did You're at you're asking us if you did so let me ask you this my friend why would you be asking us that if you did not assume already some level of guilt

i don't have any guilt yet but like this like this uh... like this uh... rihanna need to call you about her home being burnt down or any other famous person or but usually every year all start some fires just uh... for fun a little bit but i don't't know if maybe that is the reason, you know. I mean, every day I start a fire near my mouth and I never set anything on fire to that degree. A fire near your mouth? I smoke a bunch of stuff, okay?

Oh, I understand. No, but I'm not starting a fire like that. I'm pouring gas in the woods. Yes, but if I could use fire every day, you're one time you should not have started a fire that big. No, but that was the whole goal. You're trying to mitigate it with the lighter. One second here.

Hey, they got the phone, man. Oh, I was going to try to log in. Oh, was got the phone, man. Oh, we're gonna try to log in. Oh, was that the, uh, was that the Mrs.? Yeah, that's my girlfriend. Oh, I guess it's lucky the phone didn't go through, man. I would tell you, I was about to call the police. Your girlfriend is not your sister, right? Wait, wait, now, where did you say you were from?

You're not from Alabama, right? No, no, I'm from Orlando, Florida. I mean, Florida man still does some pretty crazy shit with their cousins Now my girlfriend, you know, she's a beautiful woman who plays basketball and you should see she's on What's it called? She's on Instagram YouTube as well. And you just deny Barry. Yeah, go ahead. Oh Sorry, I didn't know you had a girlfriend. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's cool. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. What about you? You got girlfriend? I'm bisexual but single. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's cool. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. What about you? You got girlfriend? I'm bisexual but single. Oh Got you

This setup is fucking crazy Metsan have respect for my guy. He's not gay. He's bi so you know, he's not exclusive to dick He's not exclusive to other stuff. He's open to pretty much everything I'm pretty sure birds a good guy so being biased for Do you ever let him Jackie chain like that man? No, I mean what happened what the if we if you're in Detroit doing that man We smash teeth then we put them biting on the curb and just he got a shite the old man out of a blanket what's going on man he's scared man he's scared it's

all over again he said Muslim I said you know it could just be as an American sniper out there but you know he's just he's too he assumes too much Don't you bird? Right now my mind is fucking blown What's going on I mean, we should quickly blow him. Oh, yeah. Bro, what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll just talk about blow and stuff.

No, neither. Just like that. Um. Would you, hold on. So, I mean, would you rather he be talking about the white kind of blow? I mean, that would be more appropriate. I mean, okay, let me back up. Actually, because that what he's saying isn't illegal actually so I don't know actually so uh keep them both away from me respect yeah yeah where my fucking chain at man am I fun what the

fuck can you grow make sure when you to grab the mic by the way yeah you tell me to make sure to grab the mic man because I can't be forgetting that just like this man can't forget to get his inner Conan in the whistles who are winning a lightsaber battle between you and Julian Newman oh that's a good question he might have the decks the dexterity and the athleticism behind himself but I've got experience and being a Jedi Master you know I don't play around and I'm a Jedi Master from the 269 and I'm telling you right now I could probably take 269 what does that mean area codes that you're 269 the area codes man

269 313 980 is that your home address no do you not understand how phone numbers work? Oh? I know I thought you're talking about something else. Do you not remember the ludicrous song I got hoes in different area codes I Mean yeah, but like you you want to go to a firehouse for a different reason a different kind of hose if you would This question is for you. Do you know that even if you were taller you wouldn't be in the NBA? I'm gonna lie man. My journey's still coming. I'm fun to be there for sure. Oh, you think you're going to get taller? No, no, no the league NBA getting to the NBA. Yes, sir. And how going to get taller? No, no, no, the league, NBA. Getting to the NBA? Yes sir. And how, what's the plan with that? The plan with that is you know to keep grinding for real you

know what I'm saying. Everybody has their own path you know what I'm saying. Mine is a little different and right now I'm grinding so you know stay tuned like you know it's coming soon. But are you, do you think you're close to achieving that or do you think you're a little far off? So I think skillfully I'm, you know. The best player in the world. We already established you're a little crazy. Yes.

So yeah, I think I could definitely beat them skillfully for sure. It's not really about making, you know, just being better with making reads and getting stronger and stuff like that. You know what I'm saying? Hitting the weight room and eating right. Things of that nature, for sure. But if you, there are players in the league who are sort of similar to your height, no? Yeah, they are. There's something like 5'9", I believe.

What are you? 5'3"? I'm 5'6". Back in the day there was somebody 5'3' in the league. And, you know, obviously it can happen again. But I'm not 5'3 I'm 5'6 so you know. Can I just say something real quick you said the guy was 5'3 but back in the day people tended to be a little bit shorter weren't they? I don't know good question. He's talking about like 20 years ago not like a hundred thousand. Even 20 years ago has a difference in height my friend. ago has a difference in height my friend I don't know I think it's a passion when I'm speaking with passion yeah okay yeah yeah nah I'm not angry nine is more of like a I don't know trying to point across

I don't know, trying to get my point across. Oh, I mean it's like an autistic nervous tick thing. You got me fucked up! Are you autistic? You are autistic? Do you know which kind is it? Autism type 1, the one formerly known as Asperger's syndrome. Asperger's? Yeah, I've had that one.

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Oh, what? Uh, yeah, I mean... I don't know. I saw somebody say that, so that's why I'm asking. I think that more signifies like a hard work getting your hands in the dirt type of hand not really a rich person's. No they said that you're rich in experience. No not rich in experience rich in money they said that if your fingernail is long and by proxy will have a lot of dirt in it then that's

a way to show you're rich. I mean it could be, but I don't care about that. The thing is right, you could say that about really anything about a person, right? A person who is rich will typically wear blue underwear. A person who is rich will typically have gray hairs on their temple. You know, you could say that about anything, you can make that a generalization. No, but the fingernail thing is true, he said. It's true? I don't know i do know that no one understands how fucking insane it is in this room what happened in this room i just got

touched i don't know i have no idea what the hell is going on bro i feel high and i don't even smoke man you don't smoke no that's my superpower it superpower. It's called Deus Ne Smokina. Basically, if I am stoned, anyone around me will instantly become just as stoned as me. Is that what's happening? I have no idea. I have a similar power, but like, I can make people queer. You know, go straight. Or protect people.

That's my arch nemesis. No, it doesn't. It wouldn't work on me. That's my angstrom woodstrom to my invincible. Alright, we'll see. We will not see. It's not gonna work. What did I miss? Apparently you've been missing a lot sitting here, man. You're supposed to physically be here, but apparently you ain't here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo! Yeah, I think, uh, rich people can have dirty fingernails, yes. Yes. This one's for you. At what point will somebody close to your family release a documentary exposing you guys his family's a little crazy so I've heard I don't know suppose that's how every day mainly your father to be real we had a reality show that that like exaggerated the craziness already so like yeah you, we're crazy when it comes to basketball and stuff like that. But hey, like off the court, we're going to get a typical American

family. Just normal stuff? Just normal stuff. You know, movies and even ice cream. Yeah. You gotta take that cousin out for ice cream for a date, right? No. No. No, his sister. No, what the?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, the sister. Well, will not because he might be dating the cousin and sister at the same time There are people who do that now polygamy is a thing. I don't know my my sister. No, she what? She's her rogue woman. She lives alone and you know what? I have a girlfriend. Is she single? Uh, she is No, she isn't she's not single is no she isn't she's not single no god this guy is tweaked I I'm sorry I should have warned you guys he's on those um RC eyes or whatever that keep them from having such a high libido trust me he's not like uncle from freaking red dead red empty too he has libido in other words he got me fucked up oh me no in other words yeah he's got a but I love him cuz he's a bro for man

he's funnier than hell can you cause that gay spell on this guy so he'll stop being attracted to his sister do it to him please yeah Bert Bert don't stop you gotta really do it you gotta really dedicate yourself it's like witch doctor magic if you stop you're fucking yourself over at this point he's all the witch doctor he wants in love with you

I ain't got nothing against gay people but get this thing away from me whatever it is, get this thing away from me he's not gay, that's offensive he's bi. I got nothing against him. But you know what I'm saying? Fuck!

I mean, I get it right, he wants to. All respect to him, he's a brother and all, but I can't even look at him. I can't even look at him. That sounds kinda fucked up, man. This guy's a little fucked up, man. No, I'm happily married. I'm a... Married. At least you have a girlfriend.

Let me put it like this, my man. I have shared a bed with this man and he never did anything wrong to me. You got, you slept in the bed with him? We were on the RV for season three of Fish Tank and we slept back to back on the bed. There was nothing that happened. Yes, it's a reality show.

It's like Jackass with Big Brother man he's apparently someone who's a very fishy guy huh yo bro I don't know what's going on here but you know what you're much bigger than your ethereal hands buddy come on now do that gating on a bro I rather get closer to him Here, how about this? Since, since Bert, hold on. I ain't giving up my fucking seat, but I'll tell you what. Bert, I think you should just grab him and hold him down. Hey bro, what the fuck is going on? Hey bro! Hey, gang, gang! You gonna be fucking dealing with a dude with tits?

You really gonna sit in my lap? I'm straight out of the whip, man. I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, you got the skin tone, but you ain't a woman. Exactly. Bert, just grabbed him. Oh, hell no. We good here. We good. We good.

You want to stay right there? You're not in the shot. You have to come back standing next to him. All right. Tell the referee to back up. Yeah, Bird, come on. Get the mask and run. Motherfucker.

It's the first day. I'm about to call police on this thing, man. Right now. Oh the first day. The call police on this thing. Oh, oh hell no. I'm sorry. I was giving instructions. I was following instructions. I'm gonna go bro. I'm gonna see buddy at this. I'm gonna put my paws on buddy. I mean, hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. You know, just be careful. Are you saying you're gonna fight him? I'm not just saying like I think you're gonna win that he keep that over there He's just trying to be gay with you I got I got all respect from from a time bro I'm gonna get you somebody get a little bill stop touching me On me man, we're gonna go off camera and get it man pause

I was just telling him to make you gay. He can tell you to go kill yourself. You gonna do it No, no all respect make it You're making fun of it No, no dad to do whatever to yourself, but but you know I'm saying I'm not threatening them. That's the thing. I'm not trying to threaten them I'm using how funny that he has a self-harm himself, but he has self-harm Okay, I offered a cuddle with him offer to cuddle with him I think it's funny. I'm gonna self-harm issue Oh, no, I don't know. Okay. Never mind about that. It is weird. No

No, there's a difference between bisexual and gay. I think he needs mental help. No What the fuck is going on no no no I got all respect and I'm not judging but like when you start to like you know I'm saying keep it to yourself Mike Brown golly yeah I mean I just try to leave a scar man. My man Bert's got a big heart. But he's not the type of heart that you call a has heart. I ain't gonna lie, I'm a changed man. I'm a changed man.

Okay, I have a question for you. What's the coolest thing you've ever ate? I'm gonna have to think for a moment. Coolest thing he's ever ate? I mean, dude, I don't know. Can I guess for you? You can give it a shot, but I'm gonna guarantee you right now it's gonna blow your mind when I have eaten. I mean dude, I don't know I can I guess for you Have you tried fried alligator yes, all right I've had alligator python rattlesnake. I've had even a little bit of a

Their meat before like I've eaten tons of types of meat I'd have to say the coolest thing I ever ate was my meat salad that I hate That had It had beef it had chicken turkey and it had fucking bear meat and it was fucking delicious I Fuck is this guy respectfully he's a guy respectfully be your yo you gotta respect my man he's the winner of season 3 fish tank you won 50 grand respect to him but tell him to keep his

hands himself what no sorry about that I told him to grab you and make you gay no no there's no such thing as that have you ever heard of love at first sight I mean who knows maybe by the way I'm against gay stuff I don't promote it but I'm just trying to punish you okay see I think I think being gay is a little better than incest so I'm trying to exchange it here I don't know what he's talking yeah fuck the bald guy for one for one fuck the bald guy for two that's insane to say but you mean why you saying fuck him cuz he's autistic no because he's trying he's trying to Project this gay shit on me and that's just sexual. No, it's gay. It's gay. You're not you're gay I'm gay fuck that bisexual shit. You're gay. It's ridiculous

Like what I mean by to specify for the world is I have no issues I have someone in my family who is you know, I'm saying who likes the same sex and we still cool but he had he keeps his boundaries I'm saying don't touch me damn they look at me yeah well because he's in your family that should you know that that should be the main reason that is one of the biggest reasons yes well I guess with you guys you guys meet it up a little bit. I'm from Orlando, Florida. It's very urban We don't do that Motherfucker you're in an area with alligators. That's motherfucking country shit. Huh, too little land. We got a baker act this guy They need to make the practice guy

Now you're running too quickly. You're like the Democrats. They wanted to put up a red flag law for gun owners, man You jumping the gun way too quick metaphor. I'm pro Trump. I'm pro Trump though I'm pro Trump. You're pro. Okay. I'm just like I don't play that you'm saying I don't play that There's only you see me if you know you trust before you know, yo, bro, you know, I'm talking about and this dude You know what's going on, man. Yo, someone tell MilkDud to stop playing, bro. MilkDud? Yeah, bro.

Why did he do? Bro, he enjoys when he's pushing me over here. When, you know what I'm saying? I mean, he's only trying to help you feel closer to your guest. That's what all, yeah, I have a hell of a respect for him. Yeah, he wants you to get closer to him he's pushing you closer it's just birds in the fucking way I have in order I need you

to right there hug him really hard yeah grab you listen to that if you listen to that we're gonna fight now camera we're gonna fight you need to do it and you may not be scared of me but I'm just saying I'm like tank neighbors with this shit no he's not I'll help you you would you would help me I'll join in he's scary you look bigger than him you look like you could fight him more than he could fight you I ain't scared of nobody I'm just saying keep that gay shit over there gang well I'm trying to get the guys to farther away from me and push it to you what no I understand you too you two are the same push each other you like two magnets the same pole no you don't got a project yeah but you shouldn't listen to him he's a he's a liar yeah about what about that whole

sister thing my sister is a millionaire All right, let's let's get back to the podcast cuz in a couple minutes We're gonna have to bring in a long neck and then at that point everybody's gonna have to move out Long neck Yeah long neck he's here right now outside No, he's going to be his own episode. I thought long neck was broke. You thought that was long neck? A lot of people tend to get that confused. That's Iron Man.

He ain't even a horse with that neck. Long neck's a giraffe. A hippo giraffe with a giraffe. Nevertheless. Where the fuck is my chain at? I don't fucking know. He's the one that took it. He's the one buying ICDFs with it.

You want to use my chain? No. Hell no. Bert, yeah, give it to him. No, no, no, no. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it.

Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. My chain that I don't fucking know he's the one that took it he's the one buying ICD No, no, but yeah, give it to That's it. That's a one point two million dollar silver change That's a one point two million dollar silver change my friend that might be able to get you on that jump-started getting better than your Sister that shit don't even cost a dollar twenty cents on Timo Why do you know about Tmoo pricing, my friend? Because it pop up as, you know, promotions everywhere on Instagram, YouTube, and it's a joke, a running joke. Do you not realize that they tailor those to you, though?

What? The ads. Nah, I ain't never bought from Tmoo in my life. Yeah, but clearly you've been interested enough to look into it, so they show you what you're interested in, my friend. So it's almost like, you know how you like, you in class and your friends say,

you got that off T-MU, what the fuck? They say you got it off T-MU. My bad, I'm over here losing my train of thought. I don't know what is going on. T-MU. It just sounds like the new Wish. Yo bro, my phone hit my chain, bro, what the fuck? Y'all finna make me spaz up

Use is giving instructions down over how to react to no no it It's all good, buddy You just yeah that way yeah my friend Yeah, what take your ass and just go this is my bitch, so what's next? No what I'm saying is Yeah, 100% Oh Who told you that who told you that You too right No, you too, right? No, you too. I got nothing to do with it. What?

I ain't got nothing to do with that shit. Not to do with it, you got to... Bert, Bert, he needs a hug. Hell no. Like, I thought... Bert, get up now, get up. Hold on, question. I mean, ask this a while ago.

Why the hell is his finger taped? It's Bert Dabbs. Why is his finger taped? Give him a hug. Get him on the table. No. Hug him, hug your bro. Mike, well, stop. Stop. Come on, here. You know Mike well stop

Why is that close why is his belly button closed Go! Now, Burt, Burt, come on, go! Go this way, go! Burt, this way, Burt, come on! This way, boy, come on! Get him, get him, Burt, get him! Get him! Come on, get him! Burt, dude! Get him! Oh, oh dear Lord. Come on, no, Burt, you can't do this to me, you gotta go! Come on, come on, Burt! Come on! No, help! Yo! Somebody get Mike Brown to fuck away from me!

Mike Brown, what? Now! What's happening? He's cool, he's straight. What away from me. Mike Brown, what? Now! What's happening? He's cool, he's straight. What the hell's going on here though? Is he though? Burn, I think you should try touching him. No, I think you shouldn't. I think you shouldn't.

No, no, no, no, no. I think you shouldn't. No, no, no, him, him. Right, fuck him. What? Fuck him! What? Yeah, Burn, go, come on!

Like, can such a lock-and-send? No, bro, what the fuck? You can just like that, fuck? Oh, dear lord Back your ass up, man Okay, uh, he doesn't seem to be into it Alright, alright, alright I may be smiling, but I'm not bling You look like you're having a good time

without laughing and everything He's pretending that he's not into it, he wants you to **** You gotta back up! You gotta back up! No, no, not me, no! No, sir! Let him, grab him, no! No, sir! Let him throw the chair at you. No!

Okay, I can fuck you. They be gone! Bisexual! Bisexual be gone! And go where? That way! This way? No, no, grab him.

I'm not touching his ass. Bert, come on! This guy's doing the work of the devil right now. Bert, no, no, come on, come on, come on. This is your chance, you can do it, come on! Fishtank didn't hook you up with someone, they're trying to hook you up, bro, come on. No, no, no. Come on. Fish tank didn't hook you up with someone. They're trying to hook you up. Now go.

Okay, okay, okay. Watch out. No, watch out. You gotta be a shark. Okay, okay. Move. Move. Okay, bro.

Let me just get this away from you. Oh dear, bro. I mean, ooh. Okay. All right, all right, no, no. I'm about to, yo. Yeah, what? What's happening? I'm about to write mysterious niggas. I'm sorry, what? You heard me, no. I'm about to, yo. Yeah, what? What's happening?

I'm about to write mysterious niggas. I'm sorry, what? You heard me, bro. Get Mike running out of here. Who's Mike Brown? I'm confused by the reference. Grab him. Grab him?

The NBA ghost. You gotta stop him. Mike Brown, move. Come on, bro. You're security now. They hired you a security guard. You're going crazy. Go, go.

He's going crazy. He's going crazy. He's going crazy. He's never hurting you. He's never hurting you. Go, go! Whoa! He's going crazy! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, What the fuck is going on right now? I ain't trying to catch a charge, get this thing away from me! You ain't trying to catch a charge and I ain't trying to catch a hand! Grab his dick? What? His head? His legs! His legs? No! Do not touch me! Come on! Do it Anakin!

Dear it's Anakin! You must! Do a change and go on Anakin! You must! Do it Vader! Do it! I'm not playing this. Get away from me. OK. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. No!

No! No! No! What the fuck? What the fuck am I doing? I don't know. Robin, Robin. But he ain't putting that shit on.

Ah! What? OK, bro. No. Calm down. Let's give them a chance to breathe, alright? Okay, bro. I'm sorry. Back up, back up, bro, okay? You guys all go keep back, you see?

Okay, um... What the fuck's going on? Uh, uh... Fuck you. Um... You too. And you said that I couldn't sit on it thinking that I was too fat. Fuck out of my mind.

Really? Fuck you. Yeah, um, wait, hold on a second. Is this the end of... are we... I can't fucking. Fuck out of my way. Really? Fuck this. Yeah, um, wait a whole second. Is this the end of, are we? I can't even fucking, Oh fuck, I'm sorry. Talk to your associates. What the fuck, what the fuck, Burt?

I'm on your fucking team trying to help you, bitch. No, this thing was underrated. This thing was underrated. I was trying to remove it. I'm trying to like, make sure. Can you go that way so I can sit here? Can you sit here so I can sit here? Okay, Burt.

Use your fucking old words, old man. Okay, well. I'm being told to sit down, but yeah, as far as possible from each other, thanks. Appreciate that. Oh possible for each other thanks for can you pick up the mic under you okay okay yeah mic is no no I'm not in I'm not even even fucking looking at this guy I'm not even into looking at you dude stop okay. I will tell you this

Don't touch me No, no, that's between me you okay meaning don't touch no matter what anybody else tells you don't touch me, okay? Is this not normal I mean come on. I mean where the fuck are we right now? We're in a town where it's nothing but fucking chaos! Oh god! Are these guys on drugs? What's going on? I am. I can confirm that I am. I am on some weed.

Well that's, you know, a respectable drug. Uh, what's going on with everybody else? I mean I'm on my antipsychotic and antidepressant. I believe Iron Man here is on liquid Newtonium. What? It's a radioactive substance. Radioactive? What the fuck? It's radioactivity, the stuff that causes cancer, it could kill you. What the hell are we doing here?

It's also the point of fallout. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I will tell you, why is his fingers taped? You're like a dog where you don't show your teeth to him because that's like a threat, right? I mean he does have nice brown eyes. Think about that people, right? He's saying that he's essentially like a dog, like showing your teeth and wrapping your finger in tape is a threat.

What the fuck is going on? No, stop! This is not Fight Club! Just making sure that I'm in the frame. What the hell is going on with this guy? Yeah, I'm confused. Oh, fuck! What's happening?

Oh, fuck, man! He's having fun! Yeah, I thought you said you were saying you're? He's having fun! He's having absolute fun! I'm having fun? Yeah, hold up, Bert, hold this, Bert hold this! What are you saying? What am I saying? What am I saying?

You wanna know what I'm saying? Yeah? Ladies and gentlemen, April 3rd is my birthday, you know what I'm saying right now? I am in a party fucking vibe! You know what that means, right now I am in a party fucking vibe you know what that means my friend that's for touching me man no you lucky't throw more on you man no no no yeah well well well me first I'm not walking out the same door this fucking guy or this fucking guy. I'm gonna go on the heck mission.

The door right there is locked. I have the key to open it. Okay. We're gonna let him out first and we're gonna let out first second. Okay. All right. So get in the front of the line and he'll get right by you. All right.

Okay. All right. Let's see if this guy fucking makes it. Okay. My bad bro. Hold on my phone. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

How did you say your girlfriend was calling? I hope she's okay with this. I mean if he's telling the truth for the second time then you might not want his girlfriend okay with this. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I mean if he's telling the truth for the second time, then you might not want his girlfriend okay with it.

Just to help you kind of understand. Hey, I'm kind of confused. What am I supposed to do? They're not letting me out. What? They're not letting me out. What am I supposed to do? I mean you're supposed to line up with him behind you.

The unit's just standing in the line and then Bert follow him please. Okay. Go, go. I'll get whatever you need. Bert please follow him behind him. You need to stand in the line and then Bert, follow him please. Okay. Go, go. I'll get whatever you need.

Bert, please follow him. Okay. Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no!

Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no!

Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no!