The Matan Show - Matan & The "Legion of Skanks" Attack Luis J Gomez

Episode Date: May 4, 2025

Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have the Legion of Skanks please welcome in Lewis J Gomez. Alright right here? Yes, you sit in the middle here? Yes sir. Please welcome in Big J Ockerson and Dave Smith. Dave shaved. Dave Smith.

Dave Smith sit over here. Dave Smith won't be talking please so grab the mic. Thank you. Thank you. I had to cut out his vocal cords after that podcast I did with you guys. I mean look it's a better version of Dave Smith. No beard, can't talk, I like it. Mostly they can't talk. Yeah Please in case anybody doesn't know you introduce yourself I am the Puerto Rican rattlesnake the king of things the point guard of podcasting the Joan Jett of comedy the show Louis J Gomez Like zingers there, okay Dave Smith was his brain also eaten by a worm

I Don't know. I don't know. I don't actually listen what Dave says was his brain also eaten by a worm? I don't know. I don't actually listen to what Dave says. So this is actually going to be a... Goes in one ear and out the same ear? There's not much of a difference between this show and the normal show. What do you mean? I mean, he's not talking, but when Dave Smith talks, I just sort of hear the Charlie Brown mom voice. And what about the worm? what the worm the worm?

My there might be a worm in his head. I don't know. What do you think? I think it's all Jews. Is that a Jew thing? I don't think RFK is a Jew You might not be he might be though. Yeah, he could be Power go ahead. Yeah. I don't know. I I don't know about uh Dave Smith's uh worm. I didn't I never heard about that but um Dave Smith's warming brain. Warming brain. Yup. What about you think? Warming brain. I don't know. Maybe there might be a worm in his brain. That's why I saw in

the I don't like politics. I'm not a political guy. I'm I mean I'm actually kind of on his side in politics. I just don't like the look of him. You sound like his face. Face Jewish, etc. He does have a Jew-y type of, you know, like... Yeah, he does. You can tell from afar that that's the case. Yeah, yeah. I don't think Jewish people are very good-looking. I'll say that on the Mitten Evans show

I guess in relation to that. Why does the government care if I sell a Jew a pork hot dog and tell him it's beef? I don't know why the government would care. It's illegal. Is that illegal? No, I don't think that's illegal He's illegal. You can't do it. They say it's a lie. It's dishonest. I don't think you should uh I don't think you wish you're eating hot dogs hot dogs anyway that's one of the RFK things I think no no processed meats it's the biggest cause of cancer in my time what about I'm getting older I turned 43 yesterday so yeah I'm thinking about you know cancer I'm thinking about the you know Alzheimer's all that shit yeah but what about a more healthy alternative maybe just a slab of beef, but slab of pork.

Tell them it's a slab of beef. That's okay. You could do that. Yeah, but why is it illegal? Why does the government telling me if you do that, we're going to fine you, we're going to put you in jail. The ADL is going to come after me. No, you need to learn the laws here. I don't think there's anything illegal about sending somebody pork. If you tell them a Jewish beef then they're gonna have it

it's a legal issue you disagree that that's the law I don't think that's the law I mean I could be wrong here I don't really know much about the laws let me look it up I'm just a Puerto Rican we don't really pay attention to this please good that's correct I'm correct okay you know what you're teaching me honestly I came here just to learn just to learn Mike Mike You remember his name. I remember Mike Mike's name. I love Mike Mike. Who's Mike Mike by the way? That's Dave Smith That's Dave Smith. And then who's this other guy? Big J the big J guy. Yeah, that's you I guess It's a better looking version. Yes, because he's like the I don't know. He looks I don't know He looks big J cuz he's fat and he's Dave Smith cuz he's retarded. That's a better looking version. Just because he's like the, I don't know, he looks, I don't know.

He's Big Jay because he's fat and he's Dave Smith because he's retarded. That makes sense. And then I guess that's you because. Because he's good looking. No, that was the last I heard. I'm assuming he's very good looking. I don't think so.

Have you ever seen his face? I mean, he'll change the top of his thing, but usually like this, like looking the other direction. Yeah. Yeah, why would it matter if he's you know? His face looks good though. Well, obviously I think i'm the best looking member of the legion of skanks So that kind of makes sense Yeah, I don't I don't know. I don't have an opinion on that because i'm not gay but you're up against some pretty bad competition That's true. I mean you don't have to be gay to say another man's good-looking. A little bit gay. It's a little gay. No, if you want to have sex with that man it's gay but you could appreciate you know the symmetry of a

man's face or his body or his penis. I looked it up that's not true that would make you gay okay are you one of those guys we need to be worried about depends how old are you not for me again I don't want to get there but I'm 17 okay see no yet so no I'll say no then why why a little younger yeah you're a little bit too old for my blood yeah if I was gonna do it I would dive headfirst straight into real chill like 11 or 3 the younger the better I would say you know in a boarded fetus you know board is kind of a fun is that illegal are you if they have bored a fetus are

you allowed to have sex with it I mean it's probably legal to get a hold of it I don't know if it is I think they just throw them away Maybe if you tell them is to cure like some sickness, they'll use it as what is it called the cells? Yeah, stem cells. Yeah, maybe you can get deafs me tell him that the war made half of his brain He'll be able to get a stem cell baby to off. I guess this is pretty disgusting. Actually. This is crazy var flooring smile He smiles which I like you know a smile whatever country you guys are from I'm assuming is not good dental there and you got a great smile Mike Mike's eyes doing something Mike

Mike get your eye back oh shit I'm trying to help you that's death me I'm sorry Dave Smith your eyes good again is Is that the brain worm? Oh, yeah, it's eating the right side Oh, please now it's in the middle Mike Mike, I mean Dave Smith. That's a new trick with your freaky eyes He's learning new stuff. It's good. He's like a like a pet that you teach things to I heard that if you poke a fat person With a needle they will explode. Is that true? Um, I don't know. Let's try give me a needle. I'll poke big J over there let me try let me find something let's see find something some sort of needle

so I can light them on fire let's see Is this not working yes, please keep your hands to yourself We'll let him on fire Matt. I don't know what you're dealing with here. Whatever you all like your I'll light your friend on fire I might have on fire Okay, well. He doesn't want it? Oh no. I need my microphone, Big Jay. Look what you did. You're destroying this podcast studio. Okay. That's deep within a cave in some country. Light that street on fire. I just lit him on fire.

See, but he didn't care like the other guy. He didn't move. I mean. It's the. I feel like this is like a game of chicken right now. Yeah, the co- Let me see it for a second. Yeah, please. So, I'm gonna go ahead and turn it off.

I'm gonna turn it off. I'm gonna turn it off. I'm gonna turn it off. I'm gonna turn it off. I'm gonna turn it off. I'm gonna turn it guy. I mean It's I feel like this is like a you know game of chicken right now Yeah, the cook let me see it for a second please since you wanted to do it to others. Do not let me on fire. It's only fair. No, it's not fair. He This is the second time I've tried burning somebody in the studio. Do you know that? Who else did you try to burn? I did it to Ari. Ari Shafir. Yeah. Who is it? You? I don't know how to get this thing working. Did you turn it off childproof Mataan? I can tell so

Don't you this is a brand new region of skanks hoodie. Oh, I'm believing that so everybody fucking self-promos shit I've got you to ten times But on I'll stab you with this Almost hold it a fork. This is how hungry I am. Every time I run a fat person, I get hungry. All right, whatever. Sorry, Big Jay. I thought maybe that would hurt, but it doesn't. It wouldn't hurt.

Did it hurt? No. Want to do something crazy? It's black magic. Yeah, I don't like the first word. It's black magic First word it's black. Yeah, what's up motherfucker black magic come on guys come on folks. How that works He liked it a lot what's up motherfucker, that's my black magic Thank you. Thank you big Jay. He's always got my back similar to shooting invasive lizards should people get paid for shooting invasive people Like invasive invasive species like in Florida there's those lizards that walking around those green ones if you shoot them

I believe you can get paid. I don't know the I didn't know that because they're invasive They don't want them eating, but I think in Trump in Trump's America. I think that's a likely Scenario and are you supporting a dot? I don't support any politicians. They're all bad people But the animals. I think in Trump's America, I think that's a likely scenario. And are you supporting that? I don't support any politicians. They're all bad people. Why? That's something me and Dave Smith have in common.

What, supporting Trump? He has that in common, yes. Do you like Trump? I love him. You love Trump? He's my idol. What do you like about him? He's a genius, for one.

He's a genius, right. And he's sent by God to save the world. That is true. Can you do a trump impression? I'm gonna hear yours. I'm really bad. I can do RFK Here your RFK. I can do RFK if he was Indian good. Why did you redeem it? It's good. That's my turn. That's your trump. That's my trump. Is your trump? We can go on the road and do like a double team. Who better your trump or my rfk your your indian rfk is better. I told you not to redeem it I'll try to do a jod Indian Indian trump try it

Thank you come again That just sounded did it was no different between well. He's working in some sort of like deli oh I understand what I'm trying to add an Indian accent to it. Okay. I don't know if you could add an Indian accent Hello. Hello That sounded more like Egyptian though, it was good Taxi driver. It's really all that whole part of the world is just the same thing to me and is India even close to Egypt I don't know Mike not even close not even close. Yeah, no Did the Menendez brothers really do anything wrong besides killing their parents? I think they're being molested, right?

I don't know the story but Assuming I don't know they were found guilty. I know that I think they were being beaten or abused I don't know. I think I was too young when that all happened I don't remember any of the details, but I remember that people were sort of on their side They were on their side. Yeah, they're definitely on their side now, but I believe in peaceful parenting baton I know in your country you guys like fucking I'm from the Los Angeles. I think it needs to be stricter Oh, yeah, I'm assuming whatever your accent is in your culture that the parents were just fucking beating the shit out of the I think That's how it should be. That's not how I was raised. Cutting their clits off, fucking making them marry their cousins.

I'm a little more with the second one. The first one sounded not really like something that parents would be, their kids would do. Oh, a clit circumcision? Yeah, well, that didn't sound... sounds like you're getting ready for another thing. That's a real thing that happens. That's a real thing? Oh yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, you're giving details again about like little babies general So I didn't say oh well, you know what? They do probably do it when they're a baby. That's when they don't feel it

So that's I don't think that's how it works. It's okay. No, they don't have babies don't have nerve endings You know what the Jews do when they give them a circumcision for the for the males What do they do? They put up like they touch wine and they put on their mouth and then that's how they convince themselves It doesn't hurt. Oh, yeah, they like well doesn't the rabbi like pick up the baby and like well He puts wine on his mouth and then they caught him in the baby. Oh They put wine in the baby's mouth. They get it drunk. They taught now. We're partying in folks. The baby's not drunk They're convinced that if he's drunk, he won't feel pain Yeah, unfortunately, I guess for the baby. That's not how they would do that in like the the 40s and 50s here

they would they would give babies like whiskey when they were like teething no this is for like seven day olds yeah are they teething by then no I don't think so okay I'm a father I don't know much about children in my culture the women take care of the babies I had a question about that let me find it please cracking your neck why does the mother always for you to stop with F Smith make your hand loose make your hand loose don't touch my watch make your hand loose can you crack that knuckle you sick fucks I'm being touched by children. It tickles.

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It's cuz the uncles you know 5050 shot the young calls have some bad intentions. No, that's just a stereotype well I Think that's where most of the molestation is coming from from the uncle. I think very often That's a well I mean it might be more than the mother but not more than just probably random strangers I don't know that might not be true yeah I think the uncles are typically the culprits I don't trust any uncles I don't trust myself around my niece really yeah who knows what's gonna happen she gets all sultry she dances how old is your niece nine is this a real

story this you need to know I'm saying nine no you're not that's not what you're doing I don't know if I'm allowed to leave that gesture in unless you leave it you're just saying hello to the crowd I'm just gonna switch the camera away when you're doing that or zoom it into our flooring smile my friend please smile on what's his name bar flooring Val Val flooring viral viral flooring flooring viral flooring do you think one day vegan food will taste as good as Burger King no that's gross vegan food or Burger King because I think both actually that's a great point because I think if this is food or Burger King? Both, actually, that's a great point.

Because I think if this is the middle, Burger King is right here, and then that's the end of it, but somehow vegan food is going lower. What happened to your knuckle? Are you punching walls? Is there a woman making you upset? No. I used to have those knuckle scars, because I would date girls and then I would fucking put my fist through the walls. They'd be cheating sluts. Not into their face? No, no, I would never hit a woman. Oh, why? Because they're weaker. That's their face? No, no, no. I would never hit a woman. Oh, why?

Um, because they're weaker. That's, that's why I do it. I feel powerful. That's why you get his, you're right. You do feel more powerful. Go ahead. No, I would just hit walls. I would punch holes in my walls.

Get out of my pockets, Matan. Matan, get off my hat! All right. Fine. You got that one. Anything you could take from me on the show you can keep Give my watch Taking my hat back

I'm gonna start hitting you. Can we all real quick? We might have to cut this out Let's just gang up on him and stealing whatever is in his pocket I'm gonna nut that wait is he 17 or 18 yet? I'm gonna nut-tap. I think he turned 18, you lying son of a bitch. No I didn't. Take what's in his pockets. Take what's in his pockets. Get off my pockets.

Nut-tap, nut-tap, nut-tap, nut-tap, nut-tap. Take his pockets. Nut-tap, nut-tap. You guys are really bad at getting up on someone. You're bad at getting up. It's four on one. How are you guys not beating me up? Okay, can we all stand again and try again? We're doing a bad job, please. Hold these arms down and take what's in these fucking pockets. Get off my watch. Get off my love handle. Net hip.

Take his shirt. Take his shirt off his back. I'll take your shirt off. I'll take your face thing off. How about that? Take your shirt off of his back. Did you bite him? Yeah I did. Are you fucking crazy? I did him. I'll fuck you guys up. I'm not afraid to beat up children. These guys are really, really bad at getting up on something.

You guys are terrible. You're the worst gang of terrorists I've ever met Got him out of shape All right, it's my show now All right, it's my show now. Somehow you survived that. Okay, next time I guess we'll have to have a plan. We'll go for his hurly first. Pull it over his face so he can't see. Like a hockey player.

I don't want to hit you. I don't want to hurt you. I'm saying- You couldn't hurt me. I think I could. Especially with four, maybe not with these four idiots. What do you mean, these guys were sitting there? After feeling how weak you guys were,

I feel like I could take all four of you at the same time. This guy's not staring at you, Dave Smith staring at you would hurt you. That's not how it works, you idiot. It's not gonna work. His hand's already broken from the last guy he tried this shit with. That's the second episode in an hour

where I'm getting in a fight with the guest. Who was the other guy? Andrew Yang. Andrew Yang. We had a physical altercation Do you trade emeralds for things like paper or enchanted books? Um, no, I can't read Okay, let's try again. Please everybody stand up

Don't give him time to recover. Let's try again. If I kill if I kill the leader If I kill robbie's hoodie, how about that mark norman said You don't want to fuck Just get him if I kill Robbie's hoodie Watch. Ah! That was intense. That wasn't intense. Okay, we're gonna cut for a second. We have to figure this out. I realize you guys do have vampire vibes. You tried fucking biting us, man.

I did bite. I did bite with the other kid. Lewis? Yeah. You bit yourself. I did bite. I did bite with the other kid. Lewis? Yeah. You bit yourself. I did bite the Lewis me. Yeah. Well, I actually, I feel like I was by far the most productive in like subduing you.

I put you in a headlock. You did. This guy still has the same staring shit. Yeah, it's doing nothing. I understand him because his hand is broken. But I mean that guy, I don't know if he weighs more than him. He's a little bit bigger than him physically. But I mean, they probably weigh almost as much as you. Maybe that guy's like a 400 pound monster. Shit. I'm a big guy. Okay, whatever. It did hurt my hand a little bit though. You

hurt your hand a little bit. I'm not hurt. So maybe we'll have an advantage now. Maybe you guys won that round. It's like a fly swarming somebody yeah let's continue please I recently shaved my face with a razor for the first time and I cut my face do I look like a gangster with the blood coming out is that what that is right there that's what that is yeah that's from shaving that's how I came up with the question that's interesting you look very gangster especially when it came out, I could have come up to somebody tell the money now. You look very tough. Yeah Yeah, that's the only reason why you were able to get anything on me Yeah, it was because you look so intimidating that I was like fuck this is not like your first choice when fighting going for a nut

shot Yeah, I mean honestly if it's street fighting that's Fighting, you know normal like us no rules You could do whatever you're you bite nut shot. Yeah, you went for the two. I hit everyone in the nuts and I bit you guys Well, you're I mean, yeah, I actually kind of think that I agree. I think that's what I would do in a street fight Yeah, that's what you gotta do. There's no rules. I was trying not to hurt you though I was trying to maybe choke you out a little with the headlock, but more so I'm doing you know that's okay If a gay couple can't have children should they be allowed to adopt one no I read that wrong if a gay couple

Can't have kids should they be allowed to buy one of the deep web? the dark web You know honestly if a child is being sold on the dark web. Same thing. You know, honestly, if a child is being sold on the dark web, they're probably being sold for, I don't mean to keep on bringing up, but it just keeps on coming up in my head. I don't know what's going on. Maybe I do.

Maybe I need to see somebody, but I'm saying they're gonna probably be, a gay couple is less bad than somebody buying them. Your very small ears. Maybe if I go pshh... And smack them. No. Both sides of your head. I guess maybe on your ears, maybe it will knock your head into place. Maybe.

Talking a p***y. Well, I'm not a p***y. You're clearly off. Well, I'm thinking about it a lot, but that doesn't mean I'm going to act on it. You are really pushing the limits of... Where's the line? You crossed the line. Where's the line, Matan?

You're thinking about dancing with your nine-year-old niece. I mean, your brother needs to kill you. I didn you say dancing It's my sister. She's a woman. So what is she gonna do have her husband take care of me business? Maybe they're divorcing His daughter wouldn't he have more vengeance now towards you cuz you're part of that bitches family he really likes me sister is a bitch She really is do you have a sister, Matan? No. Thank god. What's the point of acting white and patriotic

if your last name is Gomez? You know, just trying to fit in. Trying to fit in with this new America. You're not tricking anybody. Your skin is also a little brown. I have a Puerto Rican mustache. Yeah, who are you fooling? You know No one's ever really asked me that question before and I was pointing that out to you

Getting a little self-conscious get a little self-conscious now. Do I act white? You know, I feel like you're trying to talk more white. I present white. Oh, well, I'm but I think that's on purpose Thank you. If I touch you, we're going to have to fight again. Your move. Four people. Your move, hotshot. We just had to cut because of that damage, so I'm going to wait a minute.

I promise you, if we fight again, the walls are coming down. I swear, I promise you. I swear on my son's life, I will make it my life life's mission to get these walls down and to expose mark norman set Mark norman studies behind here. What if mark norman was behind there? She's being weird. I would be what is he doing? Yeah, comedy writing jokes and shit One second I need to go over something please they're gonna game plan it Your viewers why you still looking at me you idiot mike mike really wants this heat

did you hear me? I swear to god I'm not gonna do it now Okay, I'm gonna make sure I'm gonna do it in a when you can't do that Keep it. I just wanted to see what it was. I wanted to see I'm gonna ask you one in a second Don't touch my fucking notes, please for next Thanksgiving Did you see him? He touched my pocket For next Thanksgiving should we eat turkey al shaheed i don't know what that is but yes i think

hey viral flooring pick up your face yeah viral flooring what are you going to sleep for is it like one of these gypsy babies where they put like they drug them so then they you know look cute and get more turkey al shaheed he get more YouTube donations I guess Saudi Arabian boxer guy why where else could people donate well I don't know but there's you know they have those like gypsies around town and they'll have like a baby but they think that's what he's doing maybe well in New York I mean they don't it's not

Egyptian it's just usually Mexican women on the subway gypsy not Egyptian, it's just... Usually Mexican women on the subway. I said gypsy, gypsy, not Egyptian. Yeah, but those are usually like, they're not usually Mexican. You think they're Mexican? They're not usually, gypsies are not usually Mexican. No, they're like some sort of, I don't even know what they are. Like Egyptians.

Middle Eastern type. That's what I mean. I'm saying it's not gypsies here, it's Mexicans on the thing with like a Hershey bar. Yeah. They go... That was fucking racist. They don't know how to... That's not okay. You go, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, That was fucking racist. They don't know how to say it.

That's not okay. You're a p***y, man. That's not okay either. You know, two wrongs don't make it right. Okay, if this is good. What's worse, p***y or racism? Okay, if this is, if, It's a real question.

If this right here is, is the line down here is bad, I'd say p***y is down here and racism is up here. It's good actually, I would make this claim. Okay. I don't think any what if you're molesting strictly minorities? See then you push me. See now I fucking got you thinking.

Then it goes from here to here. Okay, see. Yeah, see, you made a good point though. But then again, if it's another minority, if it's minority on minority action, then it's even lower. That worse and I mean you are a minority so you don't get that pass well it's true but you again play white because you're an idiot what's the tallest building in New York I would

like to end my life by jumping off of it is it the Freedom Tower now that's an ironic name you set yourself free Is it the Freedom Tower now? That's an ironic name. You set yourself free. Freedom? Yes. The Freedom Tower. That's because your people smashed airplanes. My people? Yeah, I assume. Smashed airplanes into wind towers. Are you trying to claim I'm Arab or Jewish? Well, it could be either one. Either way, it's your people. I'm a former Jew, so my, I don't know your reformed Jew reform no former former but now you're no longer Jewish I said reformed yeah now I'm Mormon that's true yeah is it is this you could take on multiple wives no it's just I guess to

get I'm doing the same thing as you I'm playing white actually I didn't I'm just better at it. You're you have the mustache. You know you don't really I've really did fucked up with this mustache It is very scraggly in Puerto Rican You guys are homophobic and that's the problem. What's worse, homophobia or pet sh**? In your face. You should be ashamed of yourself. You're only 17. I'll open my mouth, Matan. I always make sure to fill up my dog's food and water bowl, but he never fills up mine

So I kicked him very hard. Am I in the wrong? No I think your dog's in the wrong. Why is he in the wrong? Because you know what if he's not going to reciprocate the favor you do for him Then you know and if you could teach Mike Mike how to do tricks Why can't you teach? I'm sorry if you teach Dave Smith how to do tricks like his weird eye thing Why can't you teach a dog to refold? I didn't teach him to do that. That's how I got him the I think yeah. Yeah Give me my pencil I'll trust you with the pencil. God damn it

Did I did it hit you you actually scratched me? Do it in your eye next time we're talking you you can try it will prevent you from destroying the set I will destroy the set with one eye. you think I need two eyes to destroy this set these are some weak guys over there that's why I didn't work last time I might as well I want to point out that Mataan threw the pencil away and the way it hit the ground it came back to me now you have it again That would happen. Now you have it again. Black magic.

What's up, fool? Ready? Look, ready? One, two, three. Yeah, I have it. Come on, I'm trying to teach. You're a real idiot. I'm trying to entertain your boys.

He was fucking impressed. Oh, you son of a bitch. That actually hurts. Have you ever had an abortion? No. But I've had like four or five girls that I've fucked in. Huh? Huh?

I don't believe that. I mean, you just seem like you're lying. I have never had a girl have an abortion either. You, have you had an abortion? This podcast. Boo. These are good jokes, guys. this podcast Boo These are good jokes guys I'm gonna write these down

This is gonna be in my act. They're real. I have to tell you they're really bad really fucking good jokes I have to tell you the bond tell me I'm a professional comedian One of the best podcasters on the planet Mataan You're lucky to have me you're one of the 250 best in the world. 250 best. Rogan was talking about me. Oh, I wasn't talking about Rogan. Is that something he said? He did say that.

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I feel like the answer is yes, but I feel like depending on, I don't know, I guess maybe you have a different answer. Maybe you're gonna be contrarian. Am I being contrarian on today's show? Maybe you will. I feel like I'm going with the flow, baby. Well, I'm saying maybe for that question specifically. I'm running out here and I have to do 10 more minutes.

No comment. No comment? That's gonna be my answer for every other question. So why don't we just attack you now? You can try. I'm letting you know. I've been very honest. I laid it out. Nut checks, biting, set comes out. The biting is fine. The nut checks are fine. I'm just trying to still think of a way to get it without destroying the set. I'm destroying the set. The set's coming down. That's what you want to do first? That's, well, I might have to get the

nut checks and biting in in order to destroy the set. That's fine with me I don't really mind and what's your answer to that question? I don't remember the question. You want you want to move on? No. You want me to repeat it? I want you to repeat the question. Should a hotel be allowed to kick you out for attempting to plant a bomb in the building? Depending on the type of bomb. Give me your long answer here. So if it's like a funny like circular bomb with a wick, like in the cartoons, I think that should be above board. So like a dynamite?

No. Don't be a fucking lunatic. A circular bomb that has a little wick coming out of it. So a bomb, oh, I understand Mario Brothers Mario Brothers Mario, I don't think that's how Mario is pronounced That's because I'm Puerto Rican and Latino Do you agree that you look like the type of guy who would tell a woman to keep it down while trying to assault them What the fuck?

That made you angry. I do that's supposed to be scary. We I don't know. We're going to attack you by the end of this episode. I'm ready for it. I want you to do it. I'm getting hyped up now. Yeah, me too. You need to pitch in next time, viral flooring. Viral flooring? He's saying no.

Stop being such a pussy. We have four people. If we each take a limb of his, what's he going to do? He's not going to be able to do it. All I can do is bite. Yeah, but who are you going to be biting for holding you down? That's a smart idea. You could could try I'm pretty big telling me no

he doesn't want to do it I think I think I dare Smith is in on it Dave Smith is down he's ready but Dave Smith is the physically weakest head of everyone here like it's a brain about this me sir Mike Mike I'm talking about Mike Mike but also Dave Smith is the weakest out of the three Legion of Sk Unquestionably. I forgot that you have bias and the other guy's so big that it's kind of unfair. Yeah Big J is a big guy but also Big J is a you know he's kind of a pussy. Fat isn't strong in this country. If climate change is as big a deal as they're saying why did they make their leader a 17 year old artistic super mutant. Don't talk about yourself that way. And you have nothing to do with climate change.

No, not me, the woman. Which makes it worse actually. Would you bang her? That's above board. Her age, you guys both have strange accents. Oh she is, yeah. But the answer to that is eh no. No you wouldn't do it.

No no. You don't think she's hot. Just for the story, what's her name? Gretchen Greta Thunberg Gretchen Greta? Yeah, well, what do you think about my question if it is so important when why would they do that? Um, I think she kind of declared herself she wasn't they didn't do it I'm a change in an organization if she declared herself like I'm not going to school until we fix the climate Why didn't her parents slap her and throw her in the school? I don't understand why they would go along cut off her her clit. You're right, Matan. Again, this

is getting weird. This is what I would have done. I don't know why you're talking about the generals again. She would have stopped talking about climate change had they removed her clit. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure they would have stopped. She would have stopped if they blew her face off. But what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, that's what I mean. I feel like that's a little far. Why they could have just slapped her and sent her to school on the bus. That's true but in a bus there's a lot of emissions. That's true. So she would have been pissed.

She would have been pissed. But she also would have been like you know a kid if she has an issue. Then you start getting, you start upping the scale. Maybe eventually to what you're saying but maybe eventually. I feel like I'd rather do first a smack because I feel like one guy like you would try to get in on the other thing for a weird reason you try to offer tell them your actual things that happen in the world clit circumcision is a real thing why are you talking about that

when I asked you brought it up are you crazy yeah this is why I want to attack you because you're doing bad stuff here you can you can attack me all you want. I want to attack you now How do you know I'm not about to attack you? I'm not scared of that You should be if God was to make everybody the same skin color. God's not real Shut up for a second. If God was to make everybody the same skin color I don't have to put up with what would you want it to be oh great question you know what I will put up with this great question and a perfect world you understand why I told you to shut up now it's a great sometimes you're right Matan in a perfect world everyone is

white but we all have black dicks that's not how that works you have to pick one white skin white present white not Huge, huge heavy black cock. Not how it works. Just one. God's not real. None of this is how it works. Okay, if uh. This isn't a real dungeon.

This is Mark Norman set. I just got an alarm. The episode is over. Long neck is here. We have to end it now. Long neck is here. Yeah, long neck is here. Thanks for coming.

Okay, are you gonna tag me? I appreciate it. No we're not. Let him leave. Let him leave. Okay, are you gonna attack me? No we're not. Let him leave. Let him leave. Okay, please. Goodbye. It's far enough now. Get him.

Get him. Don't let him get the set. Don't let him get the set. Don't let him get the set. Get off me. Put all your weight on. Put him down. Oh no!

Don't let him get it. Yes! Put him down. Oh no! Don't let him get it! Yes! Natsik! Natsik! Are you not going to help our friend? This just has to be illegal to do this to a guest. Start kneeing him. I'll bite you.

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