The Matan Show - Matan Threatens To Slap DeenTheGreat After Being Disrespected

Episode Date: April 5, 2026

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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest, we have Dean the Great. Welcome in. Can come in now, please sit in the middle. Thanks for coming. Yeah, appreciate you. For today's co-host, we have my manager, Virofrofrooring. Welcome in Virofloring.

Please take a seat. On your way, go ahead. It doesn't seem like he wants to. Do a show with you. Some motherfucking leaving? I guess he's done. Thumbs down. What the fuck I get a thumbs down?

The fuck. Okay, well. Fuck you, nigga. The fuck. In that case, introducing today's co-host, we have Mike. Welcome in Mike. Taliban? Look.

Seems like he doesn't want to do a show with you either. What the fuck going on? Do you smell like shit or something? Or does it have to do with your brain? I don't know. These motherfuckers are like they on the spectrum. They're good? Well, I don't think just because they don't want to interact with you necessarily they have some defect in their brain.

But maybe they do. I don't know. Maybe they do, but it's not related. Yeah. Can't be me. Ain't got shit to do with me. Oh, no. Yeah.

Okay, well, introduce yourself, please, to anybody who might not know you and all that one. Yeah, Dean the Great here, dig him saying. Pull the mic closer to yourself as well. Dean, the Great here, you dig, um, boxer, YouTuber, influencer, whatever you want to call me. Somebody know me as niggas, I beat niggas up. Somebody know me as the one that got elbowed. He's digging what I'm saying, but overall, don't get it twisted. He dig.

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Well, then why would you irritate them? If I got a problem with you, I'm going to press the issue. Okay, well, then don't give an excuse after that they're three times your size. And no motherfuckin'n't, no excuse. I'm just saying. Then what's the point of mentioning it? It's like when a fighter loses and then they say they injured their house. I ain't take no L.

It really, really shit. Everybody, real niggas take L's. Every fighter, every athlete, every everyone take al in life. You dig, so it ain't, it ain't shit. Don't try to emphasize the L. I actually don't even think it was a lost at all. I was going to ask you, how does you feel to hold the world's record for the quickest nap? I actually didn't take no motherfucking nap.

He put me on my ass, but I got back up. But while you were falling, you were definitely out for a second. Oh, let's for sure out for a second. Yeah, that's what I mean. Right, right. But I think I got back the fuck up, though. You didn't what I'm saying? Put belt on that nigga up, but hit that and go to firepiece.

You heard that? I don't think that did any damage, to be honest. I think it probably, he thought you were trying to tickle him. He probably felt bad after because he thought he hit a little kid. He for sure felt that shit. You think so? Yeah. Yeah, like, woo-hoo.

Sorry, I'm a little sick. Is it true that if you get hit by a 300,000 pound train and survive, you will receive a platinum coin, which if melted, a pile of nothing will be rewarded to you, along with a box that isn't there filled with nothing? What the fuck did you just say? Do you want me to repeat it? Yes.

Is it true that if you get hit by a 300,000 pound train and survive, you will receive a platinum coin, which, if melted, a pile of nothing will be rewarded to you, along with a box that is in their field with nothing? What the fuck you're asking me, bro? If you don't understand it, you're not high-level yet? I don't fucking understand that low-level, stupid-ass question. You just ask me.

If you're high... What do you mean low-level? Why would you not understand it if it's low-level? I don't know what the fuck that is. What are you talking about, bro? You're too smart to understand silly concepts? You talk about a treasure, missing it. I mean, gold coin getting hit by 300,000 truck.

This would sound like subway surfers. I never even mentioned the word gold. Okay, well. Platinum coin. Platinum coin. It just melted. You will be rewarded with nothing and a box that isn't there filled with nothing. I don't know, bro.

Would you like that box? You started to make me mad, though. That's making you upset? No, you just asked some dumb-ass questions. You came out here trolling. I came out here to ask for a motherfucking interview. So get to ask me some really. questions or I'm out you want me to ask questions about you and your streaming stuff

does it actually some some shit that I understand like no what the fuck I'll go Seventh subway surfer asked question I was actually some some some questions some intelligent high level something is that maybe something besides that I don't know you know what the fuck that even means bro how many thoughts going to that tiny feeble brain of yours I listen you understood that one though didn't you I don't know what you all me to ask you I mean how many thoughts went through my brain I went through my what my tiny what are you intoxicated I'm good I'm I'm I'm good Are you intoxicated it's a real question no I feel like I'm pretty easy to understand right now

I'm sick you yes no no no you lips look like I'm sick I my lips exploded in blisters Yeah god damn what the how many people you've been kissing I've never kissed anybody in my life I've been bed by that why he got that mask on his med he got herpes on Okay, let's get back to it. Seriously. How many thoughts going to that tiny little feedback? Man, bro, I think about shit all the time, bro. I don't need.

I think about it all the time. Everything, bro. What you mean? What you mean? What time of tiny-ass thoughts I think of? I don't know. Mof-fuck it? That thing about ass tibis.

Um, like a fighting, beat niggas up. I think about shit all this. I don't know. The fuck type of question you're asking me, bro. The fuck? You're basically like a hedgehog. Hmm.

You're thinking about fucking and fighting. It's really the same level as a hedgehog. Or some sort of ant. An ant actually can get food or they know what food is and then they'll call their tribe. I don't know if you've reached that level yet. Yes. I got, yeah. Okay.

Ants the fuck we talk about. Yeah. Will you regret all of your decisions one day when you're eating fungus out of a public trash bin? What the fuck? That one's super easy to understand. If you don't understand that, it's on you. I'm not eating the shit out, no trash can, nigga. You aren't right now.

You need to stop eating shit out trash can, man. Your lips won't break out. I actually think this is a good look because people are less likely to come up to me. You don't get no holes like that. Good. I don't want it to get any holes. Good. You're going to start quarantine.

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Seriously, though. I mean, are you, have you ever eaten fungus? If you haven't, you should start so you get familiar with it. I don't want no list like you. I ain't eat shit or I ain't, listen. It's not gonna be your choice. I'd rather start to death. Or none, no, I want nothing.

I guess you could run into a store and steal stuff. That's probably within you, but. But it's part of the, I fit the stereotype, huh? The stereotype for what? Stealing shit, I'm just running off. A stereotype of who? Niggas. No, when did I say anything about black people?

I see what you don't hear. I can ask something about black people. Ask what you won't. I'm an open book. Why are black people so crazy, man? I don't know, bro. That one would actually just improv. I got to ask you how many, what are you, Armenian?

Russian. Armenian, no, I'm German. You're German? I am. Really? Yes. What's Gitz? I don't speak German.

Okay, see, he ain't, I was born in LA. He ain't, you know, real, motherfucking German, man. Uh, shit, why do, uh... You wouldn't even be allowed there. Why does... I went, they don't like niggas? I know some German girls that like me.

He diggin'em saying? So, hey, to my Germans out there, what's gets? What's my stew? What does that mean? How's it going or something or what good? Yeah. There you go. See, it's in you.

He might be German after all. See, he caught on pretty quick. He might not be as dumb as I thought. How does it feel to get framed-mogged by about 50% of mish? Who the fuck got framed barred by some midgets? What the hell did you even just say? You like tried repeating what I said to you? but you made it completely

ununderstandable. What you said, uh, what you said, uh, what you said something about mehs, me getting framed bogged by me shit. I heard what the fuck you said. Are you here? I asked you the same question.

Are you here? I think it's super clear that I'm here right now. You about ask me about a raccoon flying in the sky next. What the fuck are you asking me, bro? That's the most profound thing you've said so far. Right. Because at least that's not just like,

I want to fuck bitches and holes and I'll punch a motherfucker in his face because I'm black. Okay. Ask me some good shit. You don't like these questions so far? No, it's dumb as fuck. Okay, this is a, just to preface this,

this is an understandable question, easy to understand. Okay. But it's a big thing. Then fucking go. Do you have the moral high ground against a rick-st if you punch them in the face but you didn't know they were a r-st? Fuck a r-ri-ish, they need to die.

I agree with that, but that's not the question. Well, that's my answer. You go up to a guy for no reason and you punch him in the face. And I found out he's a r-ri-s. Yes. I'm going back and punching him again. That's not the question either.

Were you right initially for punching him? 100% You had no idea he was a- To have shot him. That's what I'm a thing. But you didn't know that when you punched him. Right, but if I found out here, I'm not asking what you would do when you find out

because then the answer becomes obvious. I know that tiny feeble brain of yours maybe doesn't understand hypothetical, but seriously. What are you saying? What I regret? I'm not asking if you regret it. Okay, what the for me asked me in? If you'd have the moral high ground.

You know what that means? Yes, the moral high ground. What does that mean? bruh it's common sense what the fuck it means come on bro so can you explain it to me I have no idea what the moral high ground you fucking ask you me the question I don't know what the fucking got me

okay let's say there's a viewer who doesn't know what it means a moral high ground morals are your it's common sense to fucking know what the fuck that means moral high ground would I have the more explain it please do you have the moral high ground to not hit an old lady like do you have the decency and the integrity

enough integrity in manhood and to not hit to know it's not right to hit an old lady That's a very bad way at explaining it, but you have proven to me that you understand the general concept of what moral high ground means. So following from there, you didn't know the guy was a racist. You punched him without knowing it. I'm not asking after if you regret it. I'm asking if when you punched him, you had the moral high ground.

Yeah, fuck him. He must have did something to me for me to punch him. No, I already prefaced it by saying you did it for no reason. I don't give a fuck. Well, that's my answer. You said, so die. He needs to die. But you didn't know that.

Okay, but now that, but you just told me that. He's a rapist, though. Okay, but you didn't, you punched him before you knew that. Okay, but I punched him, so he must have deserved it. No, you did it for no reason. It's because you were intoxicated. And I just punched it. I wouldn't have, I wouldn't punch someone just for no reason.

Do you understand what a hypothetical is? Do you know what that word is? Yes, I know what the fuck that means. You know how to interact with one? Yes, but do you not understand, bro? Do you understand what the question you used to ask me? I can put it in the moral high ground after punching a random person and then later finding out he's a ruck him.

Ain't that what you asked me? Why would you have the moral high ground? My position is that both people are bad. I don't feel bad for the rickes, but the guy who punched him without knowing it is also not at all within the moral high ground. He doesn't get compensated as a good person for attacking a guy for in his head no reason.

Bray, what the fuck is going on? You asked for a question that made sense, but was interesting, I asked you one, and now you're asking where you are? You do correct. It seems like you have. What's wrong? Are you intoxicated?

I'm good. I was, motherfucker. I wish I had a breathalyler. We'll get it on. Hey, come on, bro. Go that way. I'm a little sick. Remember I mentioned that?

Yeah, I see all of your lips. Yeah. Let's move on. What's the point of instigating people to slap you if you're not even going to sue them after? Is your goal to look like a small insubing? I wasn't what the fuck actually asked it asked again would I what's the point in slapping I think you broke the record today for my dumbest guess This is actually unbelievable. I didn't you definitely broke the record for the dumbest interviewer I'm asking you high level high concept shit me dumb stupid as goofy shit

Okay repeat one of the things I asked you and explain it why I don't even know how to fucking repeat what the fuck you asked me You asked me about a raccoon fall on the sky when I eat fungus out of a tree What I that was your idea would I take the trash can and eat the eat the the the the the the the the the the The fungus out of the trash can and put it on someone's ass and eat it. I don't know what the this type of question that you asked you. Do you remember why I mentioned eating fungus out of a trash can? No, I don't remember. Okay, so you're a fool.

You're a fucking fool. Okay, I'll repeat the question. What's the point of instigating, do you know what that word means? Yes. What's the point of instigating people to slap you if you're not even going to sue them after? Is your goal to look like a small insolent fool? Uh, how to fuck I'm gonna sue someone for slapping me? Because it's a salt?

I'm not no bitch though. Like, if I, if I slap, if someone slap me, I'm gonna get my leg back. So then why are you? Are you trying to get people to slap you if you don't even stand? I'm not getting nobody to slap me. Nobody in this bitch fin to slap me. Nobody in real life in a slap me. I don't know if I've ever slapped a random person.

Me neither. You want to find that you want to find out with people? I don't get slapped by niggas. I don't get slapped. I'm saying, I got slacked. You got fucking elbow. Small circumstances I got slapped by a nigga, but that was 400 pounds. You went to sleep.

You didn't go to sleep, bitch. I got back the fuck up and put belt on them. You ain't go slap me. Why would I slap you? Exactly. So what we're talking about? Do you think if I was in a position of power over you where I was entirely confident I could beat you up, I would stop you? Not on this planet, not on the next dimension. No, I'm saying I still wouldn't do it even if I was confident I would beat you in a fight because I have no reason to.

Okay. You're too stupid to offend me even if you were trying. Okay. And you're too dumb and goofy to even fight. I think it's far more than likely that you would be able to be made a fight. Okay. You're dumb. I'm dumb for that? You disagree? Okay, next question, bro. No, I want to stick on that one.

You said I was dumb. Which part of that was, you think I could be true in a fight? You can't beat me in a fight. So then what, what did I say that was dumb? You're just dumb. That was just a throw. Okay, I just wanted to remind you, just remind. Sometimes it's good to remind each other of, you know, facts.

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Christian Jewish whatever the fuck you is It doesn't matter like You know it'll be racist though Because the guy's Muslim No If he shot three people You need to go

Why he shot three people I don't even know what you're talking about You want the police to arrest Muslims No I'm Muslim Dumbass so They're Muslim So why would you want the police I'm Muslim and I'm black

So that's two reasons To why the police would probably shoot me And I'm sure I ain't got no dress no more No more no twist no more so that's less I went from here this I was at the high level of niggatory and it brought me down once I cut my hair so I'm not as high as a niggott as a target but now since my hair is cut usually the black people who are Muslim I don't know if they're like you

are higher than the blacks who are not Muslim yeah but they usually have a more profound thought process like they're able to decipher things ideas and explain them better so you are at the lowest level you don't even understand what words mean you don't even understand how to interview so That's what exactly what I need. Maybe if you get better at that, maybe we'd see more eye to eye. But we wouldn't see eye to eye because you're about five inches shorter than me. My bitch. Those two things are completely unrelated.

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Are you afraid that an eagle may pick you up and take you away? A eagle? Yeah. I'm not that fuck as small. You're pretty tiny. I'm fucking tall of you. Probably like 5 8, 5.9. Okay, let's stand up.

I've got it like maybe four or five inches. Yeah, let's think it. Come on, bro. Are you trying to insinuate your as tall as me? I'm trying to insiduate that. You use a bitch and we're not that much a high difference. But an eagle may want to eat you because they're hungry and you're small enough to grab and take in the sky. Well, let's try it.

Let an eagle try and fuck around to find out. Because if the eagle is eat or be eating, so the eagle try to eat me, I'm going to eat it. You dig, you know what I'm saying? So you're actually so stereotypically stupid that you're threatening an eagle to fuck around and find out You just asked me a fucking question I'm answering it right? Ain't that a part of a fucking interview dumbass if you ask me a question I'm gonna answer it now I'm a dumbass for answering the question that you asked me It's the answer you gave just because you give an answer to a question and you're supposed to answer questions Doesn't mean all answers are the same give me a better question to ask to acts

That's not a word. Actually, it is a word, but that's not... Why would you ask? Give me a better question to interpretly. Interpretly. Okay. We ain't got no disinfecting this bitch. What is it?

You ain't got no disinfectant? I'm like sweating on my head now. I think I've reached a fever. Probably. Yeah, nigga that damn herpy on your lip. Trying to interact with you. When that time you got tested? Interacting with you is like...

When last time you got tested? For what? Herpes. Herpes? Never. I've never been with a woman. So why would I get tested? Doos?

No, I'm a virgin. Oh, okay. You're a virgin? Yes. Ah, that's making sense now. It's making sense. These are virgin-like questions. I got it.

This is a good one for you. You can finally prove that you're not as stupid as I'm... I'm being a little hyperbolic. You're not really a dumb guy. I'll give you a chance to prove yourself. What planet is furthest from the sun? I will give you 50 guesses. Uranus.

Now, taking my... There's eight planets. No. There's nine planets. Pluto's not a planet. No, definitely a planet. Pluto has moons. Pluto's got two moons or three moons.

It's definitely a planet. The government can be like, oh, I don't think we're just not going to make it a planet anymore because it's too, like what? Y'all things don't decide that. Okay, well, that's not how that works at all and the government doesn't get to decide what a planet is. There's a definition of what a planet is

and the government probably found out more information that they had originally started with that they've now decided. Well, then what information did they come up to me. I have no idea. Okay. But I'm saying I'm not going to argue with you about Pluto being a planet. The answer is not Pluto. Your Pluto is the furthest sun for the planet.

I'm sorry. Pluto. See, all these dumb-ass questions you asking me got me doing some dumb-ass shit. Got me saying some dumb-ass shit. Now I just got fucking clipped. What did you say? Pluto is the- I don't know. Pluto is the furthest planet from the sun. No, because it's not a planet. It is a fucking planet.

Okay, move on to the next one because it's not. Pluto. Okay. Any other guesses? What's before Pluto? Jupiter, Jupiter, Neptune. Is it Neptune? Yeah. You got it right. Yeah? You got it within about four, to be honest. You did way better than I thought.

I thought I could have given you a thousand. Are you like interested in space? You seem to have some facts there about moons and stuff. No, I ain't really interested in space. Like, I'm on planet. I'm on Earth. The fuck I'm going to be interested in some shit that I probably can go see. I mean, obviously, I mean, you know, it's cool. So which, which planet is Pluto the furthest sun from?

Which planet is Pluto the furthest sun from? Because that's what you said a minute ago, so I just didn't understand what that meant. Pluto is the furthest from the sun. Pluto. Man, you give me a fucking headache, bro. Can I get some water? Something? Security, give me some water, something.

Maybe if you pronounce it correctly. What? Do you want that? Yeah, I gave me a used water bottle. I drank out of that. Piece of shit. It'll make you sick. Give me a fucking full bottle, bro.

It's about respect, gang. He's gave me some used water that I don't know where to fuck. That shit looks. And it's hot. It's like tea. It wasn't even cold. Probably it's pee. You just tried giving you pee to a drink.

So not only you're a piece of shit. This guy's a piece of shit. Secured is probably a piece of shit. Everybody in here's probably a piece of shit. So birds are feather flocked together. Now that the U.S. is potentially. Eventually preparing to launch a full ground war on Iran. Do you regret your decision to vote for Trump?

I did vote for Trump. Yeah. But, I mean, shit, it was bad and bad, but Trump was better than Kamala. And Kamala would have been pushing men going into women bathrooms. And I didn't agree with that. Or men competing in women sports. So I was like, yeah, fuck all that. So I'm going to vote for Trump.

So do you stand by that decision? Yeah, I stand on that. I mean, if Kamala was president, Russia and all the other countries would have bombed a nigga. Because they can't a woman run this country. He did. They would have bombed who, the N-word? They would have bombed this for sure.

I think they wouldn't have had no respect for us. But I don't get into politics. I'm not into politics like that, but I do know that much. And Kamala is a... She had a fucking stripper come out for her orientation, whatever's called she came out for her. For one of her, what's it called? I don't even think you should be allowed to vote.

I think they need to do an IQ test with at least a minimum requirement of 37. Yeah? Which is half of a re-h-a-person. Alright, bitch. That is the next fucking question. Mufugger. Dog found a week after owner survives 180-foot fall at remote waterfall. What?

It's one of today's sponsors. What the fuck you say? Dog water, waterfall, what? It's a sponsor of the episode. Just ignore it. Oh, yeah. Is it true that you're actually black and not Armenian? Not Armenian, but each guy, shout out of my Armenian, niggas.

So are you black? Yeah, I'm black. I'm not half a breed, not a quarter of a breed. I'm a full bread of black. You dig? So, I mean, I'm not full black, like fully black, but I'm black. Why is part of your hand there blacker than the other parts? You pull up your sleeve and there was more black.

That's a darker black. This is a fucking tattoo. You know what tattoos are? Oh, I thought it was like a skin disease. Just thought it was a skin. Like, that was my good. Jackson. No, because he made him good and white. Right, it made him whiter, but whatever the opposite of Michael Jackson is. Was it Uncle Ruckus? You ever seen Boondock's? I haven't seen it. I know who

the character Uncle Ruckus is. Isn't he that guy that white dude? He was white that turned black. He saved the show. He saved all those kids' lives. I haven't seen the show. Isn't that what happens? No. So why do all the black people love Uncle Ruckus? Because he hate black. He hate nits. He hate nits and I hate nits as well. You don't like black people. I don't like, well, I love black. I love my people but black people. I hate nis. There's black people and then there's nis. I hate. What a passion. That's not profound, but it's an interesting thought finally. I don't hate many things. But nitsch, indeed. Is there a version of it? I'm not going to use that word. No, use it. I'll give you a no pass. No, I think it's outside of you giving me a pass. I think

I might pay for using it on camera. No, I go in the not so distant future. Have you said no before? All the time off camera, but that's completely separate because should this affect me in the future I can just claim I was joking. I could say, you can claim you're joking right now. You said n-kir, you were pure pressure than to saying n-bid by n-k. It doesn't seem like pure pressure if I'd been insulting you to your face the whole time. I doesn't seem like I'm under much pressure. Okay.

So, all right. What I was asking you is you said you like black people, but not N-words. So is there a variation of N-word people, but for non-blacks? N-b-n-knit-s are just, obnox. What about for white people? Is there a variation of that for them? No, white folks are white folks. They're white folks.

So they're good. They're calm. I'd rather go to a white party than a n-a-party. What are you dabbing me up on in the-n-de-n- what I said? You don't like n-knit-n-n-other? You don't like n-n-knot. You just dabbing up on me saying I'd never go to a white-people party. I would not.

I would not, you know. Who's more likely if you go to all-n-n-k party? None of a n-n-knit. Right. And an all-white party. Black party. Where are you going to go and enjoy your time without a shit? shootout or fight.

Not black. Exactly. Glad we can agree on something. Why do you think God punished you with the same size brain as a small decomposing bird? Take a second to think on that. No, I don't understand what the

fucking mean. Answer that dumb, stupid-ass question again. I feel like you asking me just asking me... You're asking me these questions. You're like... belittling my intelligence and my aura Ask me another dumb ass question You think you're a smart guy?

Are you under the impression you're smart? I'm not asking that insultingly or rhetorically I'm actually asking genuinely Are you under the impression You have like a high IQ A high understanding of things Yes but the questions you're asking me Are fucking stupid

So lock the fuck in I'm walking the fuck out No we've only been filming for like 45 minutes. That's cool. I know you're probably doing a bit because I know you you try to do like beats where you fight people and stuff. No, I don't do no bits. I know some of them are probably fake What I'm saying would like I don't do that and we're also don't do alone do no fake shit. We're not streaming so I mean, you know what the fuck is this this is the motherfucker that don't blink? Who is that? Hey, aren't you that guy who got slapped in the face like a bitch? No, that was a nigger with the with the braids Flap in the face?

Like a bitch. Y'all weird, bro. That had nothing to do with me. Oh, yeah, my fuck, is weird. What is that? Did I tell him to do that? Why, he's looking at me like that? That sock puppet?

He's gonna be dumb. I'm like, that's like, that's like, he'll do something. You got? And he don't fucking blink. What's up, bro? You're straight? Get this thing away from...

Y'all only got no motherfucker. Get him away from me, bro? I don't like him. I don't even like the way he's looking at me. It's not really. It's a sock puppet. I don't like his hair cut. I don't like his shirt.

He doesn't have a haircut. I don't like his swag, nothing. The sock puppet? No, just, bro, it's weird, bro. That weird. Can you actually survive a full year living inside a massive locked IKEA? Day one. The big glass door slide shut and lock tight.

You are trapped for a whole year. You panic for a second, then realize you have a giant food court all to yourself. You eat 10 plates of Swedish meatballs and build a huge fort of soft sofa cushions. Day 30. You are the king of the living room section. Bro, what the fuck are you talking about, bro? You sleep in a different fake bedroom every night. You have named all the stuff sharks, and they are your loyal guards.

Month three, the meatball supply is running low. You start hunting for snacks in the staff room. Suddenly, Socrates walks out of a wooden wardrobe. He points at a cheap coffee table and asks, If you build the table yourself... Bro, you give me a headache. Does the table truly belong to you or the store? You throw a plastic plant at his head and tell him to get out of your house.

Month six, you have lost your mind. The arrows on the floor are playing tricks on you. You keep walking in circles forever. You build a tall tower out of flat boxes just to see over the shelves. Year 1. The doors finally open. The workers walk in and freeze. You are sitting on a giant throne made of shopping carts holding a toilet brush like a sword. You refuse to leave.

one of the sponsors So All ya on this motherfucker is dumb What does it matter to me what they asked me to read They paid me like 35 grand to read that Yeah bring me some bread But it's retorted as interview I need some

Are you sure you ever met somebody as smart as me You're definitely I say top Top three dumbest niggas I've ever met But I'm not black, so that's impossible. Nor do I act like one of those, you know who. You know, I really know one of them niggas, huh? You might as well say it.

But do I act like them? I'll give you a n-a-pass. Even if a black person giving the N-word pass actually meant something, and that would make it so I didn't receive backlash for saying it in the future, I feel like they would remove you from that because you're too stupid to give it to people accordingly.

Okay. All this shit's been degrading and... I'm not degrading. You know this shit. Giving you the truth. Truth is power. That's probably something a black person would say.

They have those funny catchphrases and say yell on the subway. What the fuck is going on, bro? Would it be fair to say that you have a Napoleon complex but because you're too stupid you don't understand what complex means? Can y'all fight?

Each other or you? Just in general. Can you all the motherfuckers fight? That's a fake sock puppy. That's not even. a real thing. I, on the other hand, probably about average, I'm not a great fighter. Right. Got you. Yeah, I see that. I can see that. Because definitely, uh, talking like that, definitely there's a lot of repercussions to that. You dig what I'm saying? And if y'all can't fight,

if you can't protect yourself, that exiles you from even being a man. Exile. Why did you do that exile? Why'd you give an, that? Because it's an ex? Black Black Panther. But you know that exile doesn't start with an X, right? You idiot. You're fucking fool. There's an X in it, though.

There's eggs in it, though. There's eggs in it? Ironically. E-X, ex. Exiled. But then why would you go like this? Exile. Because that's what it fucking sounded.

But you thought it was X ILE. Exiled. X. I don't know. Like, I don't know. My fuck I just fucking thought of what came to my fucking brain. The brain is coming up with all the wrong things, though. Anyways, back to what I asked you about that Napoleon.

complex. That's another stupid-ass question. That one was great. That was maybe my best one so far. No. That was probably the worst one. Do you get it? I'm going to reread it to you.

I don't want to move down. No, I don't reread it. You're going to give me a headache. Would it be fair to say that you have a Napoleon complex? But because you're too stupid, you don't know what complex means? I don't have no fucking Napoleon complex. I don't even know what the fucking Napoleon is. What is the Napoleon?

So I was just wrong. I thought you didn't know what a complex was. You don't know what a Napoleon is. All right. I thought Napoleon was just too self-explanatory. Like obviously that's a guy. Explain what it is then. If you're self-explanatory.

Okay. Napoleon complex. He's named after that guy, Napoleon, who wanted to be really strong and powerful and show people he was because he was a little m-hick like you. So he wanted to, you know, he made him a little crazy and made him make him want to feel big. Got you.

Well, I ain't that fucking small. And I'm the same size as your bitch. If you get a bitch laying down in a bed. So. I don't think that's something you should say to San Francisco. cool that you're the same size as a bitch okay that's not a great comeback

I'm the same size as a bitch you have sex within a bed that's that's too mean for me to say you know what I meant I actually have no idea what you meant by that they could have sounded even okay if you had a fucking brain or yours you don't understand what I meant what did you mean then explain it to me

if you had a bit if you're the same size as a small woman as a woman as a female Now, if you, bro, I don't got to fucking explain. What the fuck is this? What the fuck is, what the fuck is going on? It's a podcast where people talk.

Yes. So I'm asking you to explain that because I didn't understand it. Oh, yeah? All right. If me and his mom. Like a bitch. Lay down in a bit. Me and his mom are same size.

That's a dog puppet. That's not real. I'm not talking about him. I'm not talking about the talk puppet. Fuck that. I'm talking about him. Who is the sock puppet? That's not real.

That's a fuck puppet. There's painied eyes on it. You just ask me to explain. You asked me to fucking explain. Can I fucking explain? And I know what the podcast is? We take turns talking? I let you talk and you said something stupid, so I interrupted and corrected you.

All right. Do you know what that means? Corrected? Do you think you've helped calm racial tensions with your excellent behavior? Do I think? What? You've helped calm racial tensions with your excellent behavior? You make me mad, bro.

And I don't even get mad. I feel like you get mad at like the smallest, most obscure, meaningless things. No. I get mad at stupid-ass, goofy-ass, dragged-out as gay-ass questions. Do you even remember what I just asked you? I do not. Okay. Blame the elbow.

You know? I forgot. The elbow? Yes, blame the elbow. I forgot. You know that memory is a big factor in IQ. It is, huh? So outside of your complete horrible low level

Not even low level I do remember enough to know No level Question you've been asking me Ben's been shrews Listen Usually I would get mad at the guess For saying that

But you have the pass It's like when a black guy Says the N-word You know what I mean While your face May not look as funny as theirs You're kind of intelligence Why is it the same

The same rank Ah Uh huh That's the noises they make too Chipping out That's black I was talking about R-Sha-to people

He looks pretty That's a sock puppy That's not real Do you think that's real Do you think he's really talking to you I'm just schizophrenic Or y'all is schizophrenic And I'm just seeing shit

No I see him too I see him right there Okay So I'm not the only one So you're crazy Can you know what I see? What do you see I re-

Is it true that you're actually the 11th plague sent to torture the Egyptians 4,000 years later? Yes. Yes? But you're kind of probably just providing them entertainment. Who? The Egyptians. They're not really torturing.

Right. We're not really torturing them. We just provide them entertainment. What do you mean we? Okay, yeah. I'm this torturing. I'm saying Egyptians, they're probably racist. Most people in the Middle East are.

Very much so. So when you go on your phone as a Middle Eastern and you see, You know, no offense. And African-American getting beat up by a white guy. Uh-huh. They probably actually like that video. Right. 100%.

So what are we talking about? So you were saying here with the intention to torture the Egyptians, but you're actually making them happy? What? Yes. I said yes. No. What the fuck?

You just got me. What the fuck did I just say? Yes, no. I don't know. Motherfucking. Nix. Egyptians. Middle Easterners don't like.

See before we got something coming before we started filming this I was suspicious to whether or not you fake Like getting into fights and getting slapped and I still don't know the answer to that it very well could be fake Do I look like a nigga that would fake getting slapped in that about yeah probably however Now I'm really just uncertain if you're playing a character that's incredibly dumb To a point that I've never seen before in my entire life I also never seen a motherfucker a a nigger that talks so much shit with herpes on his lip Listen, I don't know how herpes feel, but they probably feel better than this My nose is leaking I have a fever right now. I'm probably gonna get you sick

100% I'll look the other way You recently said imagine how many live viewers I'd have if I was with Hibstead and Longneck That was shit would be so funny man me Hibstein and Longneck would be the greatest live streaming duo ever What did you mean by that?

I never say that goofy as shit I didn't say that I never said that dumb ass shit Don't put words in my fucking mouth I never said that Never my life said that goofy ass shit I never even mentioned

Hickr in my fucking stream You just did Alright bro Well Longneck is the next guest He's coming in about two and a half minutes Longneck Yes do you know long neck The niggum fuck with the long neck

Flamingo neck I feel like that's kind of in the name. I don't know if that would really show that you know him, but that's also the best way to describe him, so it could go either way. Hey, why don't you like a slap in the face? That looked like long neck. That sock puppy, he's not real for the hundredth time.

Are you long neck? Okay, well, thanks for coming in. All right, bro. We have to film with long neck now. Oh, fuck, don't. Fuck long neck. Hopefully you're able to find your way home.